I Bought ALL The Toys My Mum Refused To Buy Me

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    Today I venture back in time to buy all the old classic toys and bikes and stupid products that my mum refused to buy me because she probably thought they were going to be a waste of money and I'd get bored... so let's see if that's true!
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  •  8 місяців тому +50

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    • @dylnm
      @dylnm 8 місяців тому +2

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    • @yungnex
      @yungnex 8 місяців тому

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    • @der-rulio8530
      @der-rulio8530 8 місяців тому

      your next video should be learning to wistel

    • @JacksonBollox
      @JacksonBollox 7 місяців тому

      *bumbaclaart*

    • @charmingotter976rr
      @charmingotter976rr 7 місяців тому

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  • @HarveyBird
    @HarveyBird 8 місяців тому +729

    If minecraft’s polularity teaches us anything, its that children yearn for the mines ⛏️

    • @finlay188
      @finlay188 8 місяців тому +9

      cheers mate

    • @mcfcpat1231
      @mcfcpat1231 8 місяців тому +15

      Try go for an original thought

    • @Cowboy_Frog
      @Cowboy_Frog 8 місяців тому

      Congrats on copying that from the tweet by @_patryc_ on Sep 30th 2022.

    • @michaelleighwilliams8372
      @michaelleighwilliams8372 7 місяців тому

      If you're going to leave shit comments, can you t least make them original

    • @maimaisims
      @maimaisims 7 місяців тому +5

      I saw this on a meme and I say it all the time 😂😂😂😂

  • @mogmoogle8183
    @mogmoogle8183 7 місяців тому +225

    I remember having one of those "pregnent" gello aliens when I was a kid. It never reproduced so I cut it open with scissors to see what was inside and felt really guilty after, like I had just murdered a creature or something.

    • @bopperette7260
      @bopperette7260 7 місяців тому +6

      I'm worried about you 🤣😂

    • @ajzeg01
      @ajzeg01 7 місяців тому +11

      You just did a C-section

    • @mogmoogle8183
      @mogmoogle8183 7 місяців тому

      Does a C-section include chopping all it's limbs off? LOL@@ajzeg01

    • @LTD538
      @LTD538 7 місяців тому +4

      Bro you dahmered that alien 😭

    • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
      @the98themperoroftheholybri33 7 місяців тому +16

      I heard through playground rumours you had to keep 2 in the same egg with slime and put some food in there too in order to get them pregnant.
      So I crumbled up some biscuits and kept them in there for a solid 2 weeks, obviously all that happened was my slime and aliens grew mold

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 8 місяців тому +341

    This video is great, but seeing Ciarán dance with Robosapian has absolutely made my week.

  • @Big_Chunks
    @Big_Chunks 7 місяців тому +78

    My mum HATED those gooey aliens. I would always somehow end up throwing them up onto the ceiling basically as soon as I had my hands on them - needed help to get the alien splat off and always got in trouble.
    There are houses out there that definitely still have greasy alien stains on the ceilings because of me 😂

    • @africanwilddog6685
      @africanwilddog6685 7 місяців тому +3

      imagine if someone in the future sees those stains and thinks it’s proof that aliens live among us 😂

    • @Pipkiablo
      @Pipkiablo 7 місяців тому +1

      For me, I'd always get those sticky hands you get from vending machines stuck on the ceiling.

    • @iinsomniick
      @iinsomniick 6 місяців тому +2

      there's still one 0n my ceiling after about seven years

  • @perfo92
    @perfo92 8 місяців тому +107

    How did that rumour about the aliens making a baby make it around every school in the uk at the time 😂😂

    • @kirstend9390
      @kirstend9390 7 місяців тому +12

      UK public schools…. We all had the same childhood! 😂
      Crazy how rumours spread though, as it was before social media (MySpace & BeBo doesn’t count lol) It’s like the Marilyn Manson rumour that made it round each and every playground 🍆

    • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
      @the98themperoroftheholybri33 7 місяців тому +9

      Did you ever hear the one about Pokémon cars?
      Rumours were that if you ripped off the top layer of a shiny Pokémon card there was a special secret "gold version" underneath, I was lucky enough to never have a shiny to try this myself, but there were lots of disappointed kids who ruined their most prized cards lol

    • @MargotDobbie
      @MargotDobbie 7 місяців тому +1

      I tried and tried to make it give birth. Instead I pissed my dad off getting goo stuck to the walls

    • @poopeepooopeepoopee
      @poopeepooopeepoopee 7 місяців тому

      holy shit me too @@the98themperoroftheholybri33

    • @MrJDillatv
      @MrJDillatv 6 місяців тому

      @@kirstend9390the one where he removed his ribs and gave him self a blowie 😅😂

  • @airtech91
    @airtech91 8 місяців тому +171

    The sheer amount of pesto in this mans fridge door, respect.

    • @theshiftybloke4672
      @theshiftybloke4672 8 місяців тому +1

      Oh I had just commented myself on that! I need to see his flavour review tier list of Sacla pestos!

  • @networksims4357
    @networksims4357 8 місяців тому +56

    The robosapien is,,, oddly impressive for a 2004 kids toy

  • @Vb98765
    @Vb98765 8 місяців тому +50

    There was only one specific version of the alien eggs that did the back to back thing. They just had a smaller one inside. Most were just cheap knock-off ones that did nothing

  • @vivalosskeletos5432
    @vivalosskeletos5432 8 місяців тому +205

    Seeing those "multiplying" aliens made me realise just how much society was setting our generation up for disappointment!

    • @jw-27j01
      @jw-27j01 8 місяців тому +27

      Ikr, how did none of us realise that you could actually just buy ones with baby bellies with tiny aliens inside like how did none of us catch on to that??🤔😂

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth 7 місяців тому

      @@jw-27j01wha?!

  • @elsaholm6028
    @elsaholm6028 8 місяців тому +94

    The first time I met my boyfriend he told me he swallowed those magnets as a kid and needed to have an operation- 5 years later I found out this was a complete lie and he just told me this to seem “cool”

    •  8 місяців тому +54

      That is pretty cool so I can’t fault him here sorry

    • @raisedservices9540
      @raisedservices9540 8 місяців тому +5

      And that is why you never take anything at face value with stories like this just start asking questions then pick up on the inconsistencies and watch the lie fall to ruins. Always fun 😊

    • @WeatherInOrlando
      @WeatherInOrlando 7 місяців тому +1

      How did he explain not having a surgery scar?

    • @Java_Protogen
      @Java_Protogen 7 місяців тому

      @@WeatherInOrlando not all surgeries leave visible scars?

  • @noirlily3413
    @noirlily3413 7 місяців тому +4

    "Bomberclart" 😂😂😂 I'm putting my child to sleep and had to swallow my laughter! 😅😅😅

  • @robmiller132
    @robmiller132 8 місяців тому +87

    This man’s videos have been on incredible form recently. Keep it up Mr Carlin 🙌

    •  8 місяців тому +23

      just taken the 3/4 years to find my feet finally

    • @oldtreasurenewtreasure8530
      @oldtreasurenewtreasure8530 8 місяців тому +2

      @ robs not wrong your smashing it

  • @ptm6097
    @ptm6097 8 місяців тому +11

    Robosapien better be a recurring character on this channel damn it

  • @finlaylaidlaw1509
    @finlaylaidlaw1509 8 місяців тому +7

    Robo sapien was ahead of it’s time. Mine still works , thing of beauty, whenever I tidy my room I find him and watch him exist and dance for a good hour

  • @Spetia
    @Spetia 8 місяців тому +22

    The camera person not just busting out laughing in hysterics at half of this stuff is a herculean amount of control

  • @oliverwithers9736
    @oliverwithers9736 7 місяців тому +4

    The ones I remember were:
    Robosapien: I had this and played with it every single day.
    The magnets: weren’t allowed these as fun fact, little tiny fingers are very susceptible to crush injuries meaning that if these magnets were put on either side of your finger you would be having a very quick trip to the A and E as the tip of your finger sat in a cooler.
    Alien egg: I wasn’t allowed these but my girlfriend when I was like 12 had like a armada of 100 that she had all crossbreeded together and every single week she’d have more. Her bedroom looked like a drug cartel for creating little metallic aliens.

  • @CalDoesLife
    @CalDoesLife 8 місяців тому +9

    I remember cutting open my goeeey aliens and being heartbroken when there was no mini alien inside

    •  8 місяців тому +8

      wow youtube comments are a brave medium to confess to a murder

    • @zingkoinko1231
      @zingkoinko1231 7 місяців тому

      @so cute

  • @searchfield
    @searchfield 7 місяців тому +6

    The oids noise magnets were £15 when they came out! I bought myself some.

  • @matthewturley352
    @matthewturley352 8 місяців тому +8

    Mate that '...BUMBACLART' caught me so off guard 😂😂😂

  • @timeandrelativedimen
    @timeandrelativedimen 8 місяців тому +10

    He’s such a strange bean, I love him 😂😂😍

  • @burgerbait
    @burgerbait 8 місяців тому +23

    This channel is slowly becoming Ciarán's Toy Reviews and I'm all for it.

  • @gabbiee6559
    @gabbiee6559 8 місяців тому +42

    Just when I was searching for something good. Ciarán comin in clutch as always!

  • @kirbotime
    @kirbotime 8 місяців тому +14

    You could get birth pods of those aliens that included a mother and fetus/baby, but putting the two normal ones together never worked. I used to have 19 of them for some reason

  • @trendy10s87
    @trendy10s87 8 місяців тому +9

    Aliens for £5.50?! They used to be £1😭😭😭

  • @Unown_B
    @Unown_B 7 місяців тому +3

    lmao thats so good i forgot about those squishy alien egg things i used to just yeet them at walls xD

  • @PrivateJellyJose
    @PrivateJellyJose 8 місяців тому +11

    Mate you are such a legend, bro, finally someone who's actually funny and not a fake nonce

  • @bertietheboy
    @bertietheboy 7 місяців тому +4

    Mate, this video was class. Definitely got a new subscriber.
    I had one of the mini bikes, pure fluke I found one with a "take me" sign outside a house years after the craze. I actually polished it up and my mate would follow me to the shops to buy chocolate or weed: while I rode a normal bicycle. We both got quite "good" at riding it. We could do little wheelies, skids and bunny hops. It was absolutely lethal. But thanks for bringing back some good memories. 👍

  • @WyattW_
    @WyattW_ 8 місяців тому +9

    I wish I could do this! Ciarán you lucky fella!!

    •  8 місяців тому +9

      you'd think that until you've got to find out what to do with a tiny clown bike that you can't return

    • @WyattW_
      @WyattW_ 8 місяців тому +1

      @ true 💀

    • @gavinjcooke
      @gavinjcooke 8 місяців тому

      ​@Give it to ChrisMd, it'll fit him fine

    • @christyrodrigue6628
      @christyrodrigue6628 8 місяців тому

      @ I would suck up the loss and just give it to a random park kid and make his day. 😁💚

  • @mimia6490
    @mimia6490 8 місяців тому +6

    I always love your endings, now I want the robot best friend tho😔

  • @LittleMissSkelling
    @LittleMissSkelling 8 місяців тому +8

    This video was definitely a throw back to my childhood 😂

  • @NinjaPokeProductions
    @NinjaPokeProductions 8 місяців тому +5

    Bionicle definitely changed my childhood for the better!

  • @Mxgvn_
    @Mxgvn_ 7 місяців тому +5

    Oh my gosh I literally had so many of those aliens and I even had the Robosapien as a kid! I remember the alien rumour spread around my primary school and so many of us believed it, but I don't think I ever tried lol.

  • @tropicaldino
    @tropicaldino 7 місяців тому +3

    The only thing I remember my parents refused to get me was some ducks. There was an issue with the issue collection that came with a book and a figure to add to a bigger farm. When I was like 5 or 6 I used to collect them and play with my little farm. Until one day my friend showed me the new issue, it was either ducks or geese. I was really excited and told my grandma (she got them for me most of the time) and she said no because they were too small for that price not worth it. And I cried I'm sure there were way more but this is the one I can remember from the top of my head 😅

  • @afc123sam
    @afc123sam 8 місяців тому +5

    Obscene amount of pesto in that fridge LOL

  • @ILIUIKIE
    @ILIUIKIE 8 місяців тому +6

    i find the little bikes easier to take off if you start off standing upright, then just lower yourself to the seat

  • @georgemcburney3691
    @georgemcburney3691 8 місяців тому +3

    Bro has enough pesto to survive the apocalypse

  • @jamie1602
    @jamie1602 7 місяців тому +1

    Robosapien was saving you from disappointment. He's just being a real friend.

  • @Qwepzy
    @Qwepzy 8 місяців тому +4

    I remember getting a Poochi as a kid

  • @joemccarten5632
    @joemccarten5632 8 місяців тому +8

    You say that the magnets were no lt worth it, but when you consider they were 75% the price of Lurpark Lighter: Slightly Salted, the surely they are indeed a bargain!

  • @chickensarethebest3477
    @chickensarethebest3477 8 місяців тому +8

    I respect this, wish I could do it hope you send this to your parents.

  • @nathanmiller9381
    @nathanmiller9381 7 місяців тому +5

    I have vivid memories of hearing the fridge alien pregnancy thing as a youngun. where and when did that piece of insane marketing come from??

  • @Jayumzzz
    @Jayumzzz 8 місяців тому +5

    I was about halfway through the vid and thinking 'That's so crazy, so many of the toys are the same as mine from back then!'.
    Then I remmebered we're the same age so that makes sense.. yeah.
    Stay safe, kids 💕

  • @ReidGameX
    @ReidGameX 8 місяців тому +6

    I wanna be friends so bad.
    Also, why is your drawn dog just the OceanGate sub???
    PS: 6:13 is just General Palpatine

  • @mincentprice1041
    @mincentprice1041 8 місяців тому +8

    You truly deserve millions of YT subs. It's impossible to watch a CC video and not smile and feel good. Your mad editing skills work hand in hand to compliment your personality. Cheers!!

  • @fromkieran
    @fromkieran 7 місяців тому +2

    them zzzt magnets were the shit when I was a kid, I’d pay whatever price they would be nowadays tbh

  • @oldtreasurenewtreasure8530
    @oldtreasurenewtreasure8530 8 місяців тому +6

    i shouldnt have laughed at rob otman. but i did

  • @servingcant
    @servingcant 8 місяців тому +5

    Now I want to buy a Robosepien.

  • @jennynavel5222
    @jennynavel5222 6 місяців тому

    2:01 I remember my dad had those when I was at his apartment for the weekend, I at one point ask myself, “I wonder if the magnets can clip or magnetize my hand.” So in curiosity, I put my tip of my finger on the middle of each magnet, then let both magnetize each other, however, it didn’t go to plan.
    My finger got caught in between both, swishing my finger to the max. The magnets were going to just slide off my finger and clamp back on is what I thought was going to happen. My finger was literally going red, and I was panicking. And very slowly, the magnets were literally squeezing the skin like pinching until it just fell. Learned my Lesson on the magnets that day.

  • @helenamitchell7213
    @helenamitchell7213 7 місяців тому +2

    Funniest video/channel I've had the pleasure of the algorithm give to me in a long time. Being born in 1994 made this hit home 😆

  • @incompetentheron
    @incompetentheron 8 місяців тому +4

    I just want to tell Johnny Heatstroke everything’s gonna be okay

  • @paulbres
    @paulbres 8 місяців тому +2

    That magnet moment was screaming Mr Bean

  • @jessprior5962
    @jessprior5962 8 місяців тому +5

    Ciarán: puts hours of work and money into a video.
    The comments: pesto.

  • @gracedreams4641
    @gracedreams4641 7 місяців тому +2

    i had one of those alien things as a kind and my dad threw it up on the ceiling so hard we had to scrape it off the ceiling and it left a mark :D

  • @WizzWozzzz
    @WizzWozzzz 8 місяців тому +2

    for some reason i always assume ciaran couldn’t whistle, he just looks like someone who can’t

  • @Miru_Man
    @Miru_Man 8 місяців тому +2

    I got a bicycle in a kinder egg once which was way smaller so you got nothing on me

  • @jamiecurran3544
    @jamiecurran3544 7 місяців тому +5

    I got my eldest Son a robosapian when they first came out,he loved that little thing and had so much fun until his younger sister pee'd on it!🙄🤣😂✌️

  • @jessicapayne8622
    @jessicapayne8622 7 місяців тому +1

    Them alien eggs! So many conversations over the breeding of them! Bless!! X

  • @joinhybrid
    @joinhybrid 8 місяців тому +2

    Truly a cinematic masterpiece

  • @ryanterry6547
    @ryanterry6547 8 місяців тому +8

    Always a good day when Ciaran uploads 😂

  • @bigdave9987
    @bigdave9987 8 місяців тому +2

    The beyblade segment was missing the Brad Best and AJ Topper commentary

  • @ashwinrajput5489
    @ashwinrajput5489 8 місяців тому +2

    The Andy Serkis pic got me 😂

  • @zoefree3950
    @zoefree3950 7 місяців тому +3

    I bought my husband (34 yrs old when it came out) a robosapien, he named it Troy 🤣🤣, it’s now dumped in the loft

  • @brysan7146
    @brysan7146 4 місяці тому

    Yooooo that ending was crrraaaaaazy lmfao the robot went stomp the yard on they ass ahahahahahahahahah

  • @raisedservices9540
    @raisedservices9540 8 місяців тому +5

    This video just made realise how spoilt I was growing up 😂 zoids were amazing though could sit up for all hours playing with them as a kid.

  • @cheeseman1115
    @cheeseman1115 7 місяців тому +2

    And the award for the best UA-cam quote goes too ciarán Carlin with “they didn’t have my size” 😂

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 7 місяців тому

      That man didn't care just looked at his phone

    • @cheeseman1115
      @cheeseman1115 7 місяців тому

      @@skootergirl22 I think I’d do the same if a fully grown man child biked past me on a tiny bike 🤣

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 7 місяців тому +1

      @cheeseman1115 I bet he's thinking: "just ignore the weird man possibly just filming some tiktok or youtube videos"

  • @warchild4974
    @warchild4974 8 місяців тому +2

    1:08 You're right! Hahahaha it's awesome being able to buy whatever you want, even if it's the toys you never got to play with....to be fair I would give you a Beyblade match. It's the prick who brought a metal Beyblade into school, which got them banned for us, now he is a prick!
    2:00 I had those magnets but they positivity disappeared

  • @megamuffin261
    @megamuffin261 8 місяців тому +3

    I’d like to see rob ottman have a spin off series please

  • @ethaniel_tweedy
    @ethaniel_tweedy 7 місяців тому

    Dude you’re hilarious 😂
    Also crazy childhood nostalgia 🥹

  • @tickledtoffee
    @tickledtoffee 8 місяців тому +2

    This was such a fun vid! Great editing too

  • @liameverett7205
    @liameverett7205 5 місяців тому

    Quite possibly one of the best things I've ever watched, simple as that

  • @Pipkiablo
    @Pipkiablo 7 місяців тому +1

    I wanted that Robosapien as a kid and never got one...I feel like I probably would have loved it way more than the Techno dog that I did get that only had like three functions.

  • @stevenwilson4994
    @stevenwilson4994 7 місяців тому

    When I was a child and was at school, I would be sat at a table on the playground and other children would come with their aliens. I was known as the “alien doctor”, my remedy’s for aliens splatted off ceilings was to smother your alien with hair gel and most often I’d be giving the news that my clients aliens were pregnant haha.

  • @kitsune7979
    @kitsune7979 7 місяців тому

    Those Aliens were sick af. Amazing when the slime dried up and the aliens stank in the small plastic egg 👌.

  • @UnluckyUmbreon
    @UnluckyUmbreon 6 місяців тому

    I remember that rumour with the aliens so clearly 😂 I don’t think anyone actually knew where it even started

  • @nicolacrawford6813
    @nicolacrawford6813 8 місяців тому +2

    You bloody eejit! 💙

  • @L3go_Man87
    @L3go_Man87 7 місяців тому

    Can you remember the "Crazy Bones" craze, little plastic figures that you battle with for keeps 🤣🤣😊

  • @ghostintheshel92
    @ghostintheshel92 7 місяців тому

    Love this video. Brings back so many memories. Brought myself a candy floss machine for my birthday recently. One which I always wanted as a kid.
    Got yourself a subscribe.

  • @alirarelycares8694
    @alirarelycares8694 8 місяців тому +2

    As if Ciaran has every pesto flavour

  • @KylarTyphlosion
    @KylarTyphlosion 7 місяців тому +1

    I remember those alien eggs. Also remember someone in my primary school threw one onto the ceiling in one of the hallways and it was there all year

  • @louiitrains
    @louiitrains 7 місяців тому

    loving the use of the thomson typeface :3

  • @morposter
    @morposter Місяць тому

    This is the first video I’ve watched on your channel and I have to say I’m already a fan

  • @Lia-lz3dx
    @Lia-lz3dx 8 місяців тому +2

    Your videos are absolutely brilliant. how do you not have more subs

  • @AAlion15
    @AAlion15 8 місяців тому

    Another banger baby!!!!! Such fun energy. Keep it up mate

  • @tiki_riot
    @tiki_riot 8 місяців тому +2

    I respect the sheer amount of pesto jars in his fridge

  • @MangoGaffer
    @MangoGaffer 8 місяців тому

    This was a throwbackkkk! So many mems came back

  • @forgettable8300
    @forgettable8300 7 місяців тому

    With the remnants of love on my hands is definitely one of the sentences of all time xD

  • @mellissam3296
    @mellissam3296 6 місяців тому

    I’m Jamaican and that bumboclaat made me subscribe immediately 😂glad I found your channel

  • @StevenDavisonYT
    @StevenDavisonYT 8 місяців тому +1

    Super sizzlers? Who are these pretenders to the throne. We only recognise Oidz in this house

  • @Krakenbunyt
    @Krakenbunyt 6 місяців тому

    7:18 OMG I HAD THIS AS A KID AND I STILL HAVE IT

  • @bopperette7260
    @bopperette7260 7 місяців тому

    This was too funny! Subscribed 😁

  • @thomas-carlosciacca6115
    @thomas-carlosciacca6115 8 місяців тому +1

    Bloody hilarious video

  • @ideldemon
    @ideldemon 8 місяців тому +2

    The superior robot was Biscuit the Robodog!

  • @MargotDobbie
    @MargotDobbie 7 місяців тому

    Man those Aliens are pure nostalgia

  • @patriciaschiro2659
    @patriciaschiro2659 6 місяців тому

    We got a robot dog for our son when he was four and unfortunately we brought it on a road trip with us. It was a bigger one and had more details. What we didn’t know was that it would get hungry in the middle of the night and start barking extremely loudly. So here we are in a hotel jumping awake in the dark and looking for this robot dog that is barking and walking around our hotel room. Somehow his batteries disappeared that night.

  • @danielrodd4903
    @danielrodd4903 8 місяців тому +1

    ETHPN is ridiculously brilliant

  • @mrtracing3292
    @mrtracing3292 7 місяців тому +1

    My mother only refused to buy me one thing when I was younger, a motorcycle, and now I'm 30 years old and respect that decision. There a total death trap

  • @spurs111
    @spurs111 8 місяців тому

    Why was dancing with the robosapien so cute

  • @itsyeeoledskoolfurry3208
    @itsyeeoledskoolfurry3208 7 місяців тому

    Here's what we call...a: ""Man child"". 😆😁 Poochi:: Timmy Turner and the Flipsy dog toy. ""WHY WONT YOU FLIP?!""

  • @user-ck1kh6yk6g
    @user-ck1kh6yk6g 2 місяці тому

    When i was about 5 my uncle used to own one of those robots. I didnt know what they were at the time, so he let it walk about and when it stsrted to make those weird noise with its red eyes, i burst out into tears