Why do you think he listened second time? Dooku fried his brain too hard and its now embedded into his brain. If only Luke tired the same thing from the beginning...
Anakin was normally the one who got them into danger and then blamed obi wan the same way that qui gon used to get obi wan into dangerous situations and then blame obi wan
If you think this was painful, you should see Dooku with a drill at the dentist's office . Johnny Depp aged by 40 years after sitting in that dentist's chair .
The snideness when Dooku calls Kenobi an "innocent good guy" 😂 His whole demeanor is fantastic, he has so many other errands to run and he doesn't care to get caught up in Kenobi's drama. Whether it's related to gaslighting or maintaining his street cred as a sith-slaying-powerhouse. Aside, Anakin suffering permanent brain damage from getting zaped makes so much sense.
How did nobody comment on the caption at 0:12 "I'm not sure I should just blindly follow what you say, especially after those visions that my current path could lead to my children passionately kissing". That's the realest shit and the true tragedy of Star Wars 🤣😭.
amazing it's even funnier when you realise general grievous was already at the battle of geonosis in attack of the clones just hiding in the catacombs of geonosis!
@DKNguyen3.1415 That is actual lore according to the tie in explanation books. Not even novels. Form 1: Basic lightsaber Form 2: Dueling (Dooku) Form 3: Defense (Obi Wan) Form 4: Jumpy (Yoda, Qui-Gon) Form 5: Offense, but with defense (Anakin) Form 6: ??? Includes Two Handed Form 7: Attack, sacrificing defense. Can be evil. (Windu, Maul, Palpatine) Can even mix them in the lore. Changing up styles mid fight. I think ots a really cool way of adding detail to the verse on how Actors/Characters fight. Shame it doesn't appear much, or is followed.
0:05 that "SHUT UP!" followed perfectly by"YOU SHOULD BUM-RUSH HIM!" absolutely floors me every single time I hear that shit! 😂😂😂 "CHARGE THAT MAN, ANAKIN..." 😘🤌🏻💋
I've got a perpetual smile on my face listening through these. What a great Christmas gift. Really a wonder you've gone on this long, with this amount of quality- of both writing and AI work- that you haven't ammased a bigger following. Please keep on making these. You're clearly putting in a lot of work and although I never really Got Eminem, practically everything else puts a smile on my face. "A cuck you are, raise another man's child you want"
For some reason these just started showing up on my suggestions! This is the first one I have seen. I am going to watch all the ones I have missed. Glad I found him. Hopefully now, others have seen and will subscribe. Definitely deserving.
"i would charge that elderly man my self but we're on level ground" BRO.....BROOOOOOOOOOOO. That was a pun to the high ground advantage wasnt it? HAHAHA
Was this some kind of crazy edit? I mean yeah obviously the dialogue wasn't real except the movie audio, but I seriously don't recall this fight going like this. Plus how do does obi wan not have a green light saber? I have so many questions right now!
I got an ad for a plant nursery (not relevant to my searches, etc.) because Dooku mentioned farmer's market. It's hilariously dumb how basic UA-cam's ad system is.
This all feels very "Yu-gi-oh The Abridged Series"-ish. Also, what is Dooku going to pick up at the farmer's market? My money is on... Potatoes and carrots to go in a beef stew.
Anakain just does what Obi-Wan did before him. Except that Obi-Wan is good at it. Obi-Wan charges Darth Maul, Anakain charges Darth Maul Obi-Wan jumps over Darth Maul(who has the high ground) and splits him in half. Anakain jumps over Obi-Wan(who has the high ground) and gets spit in pieces. Obi-Wan even negotiates with Dooku and is successful, that's why they call him The Negotiator!
Productive day for Dooku. He started the clone wars, beat anakin and obiwon, and went to the farmers market
It's a typical day for Dooku tbh, he's always on his grindset.
Made a guy with four hands
It was a draw!
Signature day of superiority.
obidraw
cant believe anakin invented a whole new word to excuse not listening to his wise and totally not hypocritical master, smh
Next thing you know, he'll start trying to convince us that he hates sand.
This is the most realistic and cruel part of this
Disgusting profile pic
He should write another thesis on gaslighting
Count Dooku continues to be the most reasonable villain in star wars history. "I need to run to the Farmer's market so you get a pass."
😂😂😅 that one killed me.
He was quite reasonable if he wasn’t only manipulated by Palpatine
@@MP-vc4nu indeed. He never fell to the dark side, he was the one in control. He didn't get Sith eyes, he kept his signature look of superiority.
I thought that distinguished gentleman I met at the moisture farmer's market looked familiar. Small galaxy...
He's a great guy. His fingies are spooky, though.
@@sealsaregood5146 Nah! Those fingies are useful!
He once used them to help me jumpstart my speeder! What a kind old soul!
"Hmmmm I should start making a guy with 4 lightsabers"
Hilarious
Me:😂💀☠️
That's why we have the four arm general.
I spit out my juice. I did not expect that.
He remembered Pong Krell and figured he should have one too 💀
"I'm too weak, don't kill me!" Absolutely lost it, as Anakin will when he hears that again
Why do you think he listened second time? Dooku fried his brain too hard and its now embedded into his brain. If only Luke tired the same thing from the beginning...
I wish Obi-Wan continued with "No, no, no... You will die!"
OBI WAN PALPATINE
Obi Wan gaslighting Anakin into believing that he invented the word 'gaslighting' is a genius move.
Next thing you know, he will think he is smart enough to write a thesis.
No way @@MyVanir
No you're still fine Obi Wan. Sith Lords are your "speciality". But Dooku was a Jedi. So you get a pass here.
Good ending 😂😂
Anakin being calmer in this scenario was kind of insane considering all the Jedi he saw killed in the Arena
Anakin struggles with object permanence, so entirely forgot they'd died the moment they were out of his line of sight.
@@sealsaregood5146es hat mir das lachen verschlagen
@@sealsaregood5146 bro u raped my brain literally
Dead jedi sort of become a comfort to him down the line
@@sealsaregood5146did he struggle with object permanence before the lightning fingies incident?
The idea that Dooku imagined up Grievous after seeing a guy holding more than one lightsaber is hilarious
"Tactically inept perspective" LOL
Obi-Wan gaslights Anakin into anything dangerous then blames him
What? Anakin clearly did not listen to Obi-wan here
Are you sure we saw the same video? You mist have me confused with someone else, you poor naive UA-cam account.
Anakin was normally the one who got them into danger and then blamed obi wan the same way that qui gon used to get obi wan into dangerous situations and then blame obi wan
Anakin saying “fingies” is the most hilarious thing to me
“Obi-wan he has a curved lightsaber!”
Obi-wan “that’s cheating you should have a second lightsaber!”
General Kenobi really showed his negotiation skills when he called for draw.
Dooku just letting them live because he had other shit to do anyway is actually amazingly in-character for him lmao
His take on how the Jedi runs things is pretty unique.
I love hearing Anakin be so dumbfounded and baffled that Dooku can shoot lightning from his fingies
I mean, I think that was the first time ever seeing Force Lightning, so it makes sense.
@@pieceofschmidtgameryeah Obi-Wan may have heard of it during training but he wouldn’t have a reason to learn about it extensively
If you think this was painful, you should see Dooku with a drill at the dentist's office . Johnny Depp aged by 40 years after sitting in that dentist's chair .
we don't talk about that movie
What's the name
@@christianflores3437 Tim Burton's Willy Wonka
@@christianflores3437 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, based on the book of the same name.
@@eren34558 Yes we do! It's a good movie.
-"Even my gaslighting powers are far beyond yours"
-"Anakin it hurts a lot!"
-"Not my bitching powers, though"
I died hahahahahahah xD
Good on dooku supporting local small businesses. Good on him
I held it together through the skit itself, but lost it when reading the video description XD
“With two lightsabers I’m basically two people!” I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, good on ya mate
His evil lightning fingies smh
Ikr, its unnatural
I can’t wait until every single scene is sealified and we can watch the entire prequel trilogy in their purest state
We can stage a premiere and watch it all together. 😂
"That was so unnatural master." HAD ME DYING LMAOOOOO
"Lightning came from his fingies!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
The snideness when Dooku calls Kenobi an "innocent good guy" 😂 His whole demeanor is fantastic, he has so many other errands to run and he doesn't care to get caught up in Kenobi's drama. Whether it's related to gaslighting or maintaining his street cred as a sith-slaying-powerhouse. Aside, Anakin suffering permanent brain damage from getting zaped makes so much sense.
"it turns out you can just block the lightning" 💀💀💀
"Tell you what Dooku, we'll call it a draw."
With the amount of limbs getting slashed in this scene, I expected a bit more Monty Python references
I’ll gut you!
What are you gonna do, become one with the force on me?
@@ConnanTheCivilized "I'm invincible!"
@@GaussianEntity”you’re a loony”
"that was so unnatural"
Lmaooo
0:55 obi continues to gaslight anakin
"Even my gaslighting powers are beyond yours"
How did nobody comment on the caption at 0:12 "I'm not sure I should just blindly follow what you say, especially after those visions that my current path could lead to my children passionately kissing". That's the realest shit and the true tragedy of Star Wars 🤣😭.
It took me so long to see what other options obi-wan had for how anakin could hold both sabers at once and I just saw ‘the force’ 💀
It is the ultimate bs excuse!
amazing it's even funnier when you realise general grievous was already at the battle of geonosis in attack of the clones just hiding in the catacombs of geonosis!
0:33 this is basically every episode with Anakin in The Clone Wars
ngl with how much of a jerkass obi wan is in your videos i actually cheered a little when dooku interrupted him at 1:33
The idea that Obi Wan is just blabbing so much that he didn't notice Dooku walking right up to tap his arm and leg with the lightsaber mid sentence😭
Bully-wan Kenobi
This is by far the least flattering portrayal of myself I've ever seen! I'd be offended if it weren't so darn funny...
Ah yes, the negotiator, General Kenobi
Anakin being anakin as always 😂
At 2:43 if you rewind exactly 10 seconds, you get the line “Hmm I should try making a guy with four lightsabers with only one hand!” 😂
"With the glowy stick like we practiced"
Never change, Episode 2 Anakin.
"I should try making a guy with 4 lightsabers."
General Grievous: *Coughs in the Catacombs*
He shoot lightning from his fingies 😢😢
Bruh there is no reason for dooku to be this funny 😂
I can't tell you how many times I have come back to watch this since it was posted. Mostly because I just lost track.
This channel is going to make me die from laughter if I keep watching.
Worth it
Something about clonewars anakin voice on christensens face has this hilarious frat boy quality that i always find hilarous in these memes
That Dooku voice is so beautifully done with everything
This is such clever humor, and the best star wars parody I've seen in a long time. Deserves way more than 50k views.
Even my Gaslighting powers are far beyond yours (signature look of superiority) 🤨
the form 2 joke absolutely killed me
Was the joke what I think it was? Or was there something deeper to it about the lore?
@DKNguyen3.1415 That is actual lore according to the tie in explanation books. Not even novels.
Form 1: Basic lightsaber
Form 2: Dueling (Dooku)
Form 3: Defense (Obi Wan)
Form 4: Jumpy (Yoda, Qui-Gon)
Form 5: Offense, but with defense (Anakin)
Form 6: ??? Includes Two Handed
Form 7: Attack, sacrificing defense. Can be evil. (Windu, Maul, Palpatine)
Can even mix them in the lore. Changing up styles mid fight.
I think ots a really cool way of adding detail to the verse on how Actors/Characters fight. Shame it doesn't appear much, or is followed.
0:05 that "SHUT UP!" followed perfectly by"YOU SHOULD BUM-RUSH HIM!" absolutely floors me every single time I hear that shit! 😂😂😂 "CHARGE THAT MAN, ANAKIN..." 😘🤌🏻💋
The “unnatural” joke did not go unnoticed xD
I just realized today that went over my head many times
I love these characters you made lmao
"My bitchin powers" lmao
I've got a perpetual smile on my face listening through these. What a great Christmas gift. Really a wonder you've gone on this long, with this amount of quality- of both writing and AI work- that you haven't ammased a bigger following.
Please keep on making these. You're clearly putting in a lot of work and although I never really Got Eminem, practically everything else puts a smile on my face. "A cuck you are, raise another man's child you want"
For some reason these just started showing up on my suggestions! This is the first one I have seen. I am going to watch all the ones I have missed. Glad I found him. Hopefully now, others have seen and will subscribe. Definitely deserving.
AI isn't capable of replicating Sir Christopher Lee's otherworldly voice.
The AI is using Corey Burton’s voice.
Yeah, these are the Clone Wars voices, not the actors from the films
@@soulstealer567 JAT and Ewan are so identical it doesn’t matter much. But Lee and Burton are noticeably different.
@@ReviewTechTexas JAT still sounds a bit like an American trying to be a Brit
"I'm too weak! Don't kill me!"
"LIGHTNING CAME FROM HIS FINGIES!"
1:03 Dooku: You don't even know what I'm capable of! I'm a god in human clothing!
“But how can he wield two lightsabers with one hand?”
*cuts off Anakin’s hand*
This has no business being so badass, yet it is.
Ahhhh General Kenobi! The Negotiator!.
I was enjoying the video, then I saw the seal at the end and the video no longer mattered 😊 so cute!
This is why Anikan wanted to turn to the dark side
Who wouldn't want to shoot lightning from their fingies?
I gotta be honest I love this version of obiwan just hilarious
“Um…hi?” I believe Dooku did what is called failing the vibe check.
Imagine if this was what the interactions with dooku was like in canon it would be gold 😂😂
Anakin: You're gonna pay for all the candy you burned today Dooku.
Dooku: Lollipops, what we call "cavities on a stick."
We call it a draw. I wonder if the Black Knight is a Sith.
Listing to Obi Wan speak in this is like nails on a chalkboard. I never knew he had the potential to be such a little shit lol
Well... a win is a win, no matter how cut up you are.
2:28 Obi wan is the funniest shit in this video
"i would charge that elderly man my self but we're on level ground" BRO.....BROOOOOOOOOOOO. That was a pun to the high ground advantage wasnt it? HAHAHA
Still better plot than the sequels
"I need to run to the Farmer's market so you get a pass."
*Good ending*
You somehow made Obi Wan the insufferable one and Anakin the reasonable one.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from George Lucas.
Man this was funny! The only thing funnier are the words that weren't spoken that i had to pause just to read.
2:30 I pissed myself when he said “I‘m basically 2 people“
Really enjoying how the Seals=Good Cinematic Universe is developing.
"I guess with his mouth or foot or p-"
Grievous was already on Geonosis during this battle, but he wasn't conscious.
I can't be the only one who wants this guy and Zenger to collab right...?
"Two people. " 😂
I never thought I would enjoy Star Wars again.
Thank you!
1:24 That silence 💀
Help i watched three videos and a row and I can't stop laughing
*FINGIES* 💀
This is where I would've had Dooku fry both of them crispy and eat them like chicken. Oh no, your precious canon just got wiped out! Cry more.
"especially after those visions that my current path could lead to my children passionately kissing" 0:11
*Im gonna get buried on Tatooine*
Was this some kind of crazy edit? I mean yeah obviously the dialogue wasn't real except the movie audio, but I seriously don't recall this fight going like this. Plus how do does obi wan not have a green light saber? I have so many questions right now!
Obi-wan's never had a green lightsaber tho
"I think my brain melted a little..." That explains so very many of Anakin's later actions😂
I got an ad for a plant nursery (not relevant to my searches, etc.) because Dooku mentioned farmer's market. It's hilariously dumb how basic UA-cam's ad system is.
Never realized how accurate the video description is, even to all other Jedi vs Sith battles. Star Wars is very anti religious :/
This all feels very "Yu-gi-oh The Abridged Series"-ish.
Also, what is Dooku going to pick up at the farmer's market? My money is on... Potatoes and carrots to go in a beef stew.
Okay but all makes sense now
Obi-Wan reminds me so much of Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged Atem here. The cadence, the "Did I ask?" Absolutely perfect.
Anakain just does what Obi-Wan did before him.
Except that Obi-Wan is good at it.
Obi-Wan charges Darth Maul, Anakain charges Darth Maul
Obi-Wan jumps over Darth Maul(who has the high ground) and splits him in half. Anakain jumps over Obi-Wan(who has the high ground) and gets spit in pieces.
Obi-Wan even negotiates with Dooku and is successful, that's why they call him The Negotiator!
2 of the 3 lightsaber battles that obi wan won came from him hanging from a ledge and NOT having the high ground (grievous and maul)
This channel is so underrated.
How did you change the voices to have so much emotion?
Dooku is so confused this whole time and just plays along.