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  • Опубліковано 29 лют 2024
  • Taylor Tomlinson asks Anjelah Johnson-Reyes, Nish Kumar, and W. Kamau Bell to predict if a cat on the internet is smart or dumb. Later, panelists have to decide what kind of lunch meat celebrities like Tom Hanks and Spongebob Squarepants would be.
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  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax 5 місяців тому +84

    Taylor is obviously Peanut Butter and Jelly.
    Sweet and beloved, despite being made by parents who were fighting and traumatizing you.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 5 місяців тому +1

      Jelly wtf? Who would put that on a sandwich? Are you sick

    • @KityKatKiller
      @KityKatKiller 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@kurtsudheim825 Spongebob would.

    • @ZipplyZane
      @ZipplyZane 5 місяців тому +4

      @@kurtsudheim825 US jelly is what you probably call jam.

  • @Dimonite314
    @Dimonite314 5 місяців тому +153

    having an orange cat in there is a total freebie; there is not one orange cat with two brain cells to rub together (and we love them for it)

    • @fillhixx
      @fillhixx 5 місяців тому +7

      Orange is the new blonde….in cat

    • @kiki__21
      @kiki__21 5 місяців тому +20

      We had an orange cat for 19 years. He was unbelievably friendly and sweet to everyone he met, but he was the dumbest animal that has ever walked this planet.
      RIP, Boogie. I miss you buddy.

    • @spinozatheobvious626
      @spinozatheobvious626 5 місяців тому +2

      I've always heard that all orange cats actually share one brain cell.

    • @mikemike6138
      @mikemike6138 5 місяців тому

      You haven't got a clue what you're talking about, and are just repeating a lazy stereotype. Every ginger cat I know has been very social, vocal, and intelligent. My current one understands sentences and uses a range of noises to consistently communicate.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 5 місяців тому

      It's not orange cat, they're ginger, & they're are smart ones. I know dinnertime with a really smart one, but its lazy af, it's so slow & apathetic, thought it was 12yo when it was 4, one saw him chase a bird, once, he dgaf, he's full sprint is a stroll... but he's certainly not thick, & he don't take shirt, he will smack you or the dog, he didn't have the strength Infosys but he goes to the bathroom & hits the tap to signal he wants water, meowing for you to hurry up...

  • @BOhl
    @BOhl 5 місяців тому +41

    Catrick Stewart was GOLD! 😆

  • @ericvanvlandren8987
    @ericvanvlandren8987 5 місяців тому +58

    I think we have the name for Taylor’s next Netflix special:
    Taylor Tomlinson: Traumatized by Tunafish.

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley 5 місяців тому +33

    Finally! How has a game show about Internet culture gone so long without a cat portion?

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax 5 місяців тому +15

    Taylor doesnt need kids, she has all these panelists she has to parent lmao

  • @avjake
    @avjake 5 місяців тому +16

    Taylor is such a pro for powering through this while not feeling so well. Kudos from me, The Kudomeister.

  • @markopecinovic4475
    @markopecinovic4475 5 місяців тому +55

    Nish ....!!!!!!!!!!!?
    OMG so this panel show gets to invite the OG panelists across the pond!?
    I like this show....allot.

    • @carina9295
      @carina9295 5 місяців тому +5

      And two straight nights of Greg Davies’ taskers (Mae Martin was on earlier)

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 5 місяців тому +1

      Ed gamble & Lee mack need to come on. Though Lee too old I think, & got no us stuff. It's mostly thanks to Netflix, their specials are being seen in us, James Acaster has been on taylirs dad show a couple times, but not in person

  • @moi5219
    @moi5219 2 місяці тому +1

    The “Hey get along, you guys are friends.” Got me, so sweet and funny

  • @Sepulvido
    @Sepulvido 5 місяців тому +17

    Fire your writers... they missed "smart little kitty or a full blown kitty-it" (just kidding love the show)

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 5 місяців тому +1

      They didn't even change dog to cat

  • @Asheanae
    @Asheanae 5 місяців тому +19

    Bring more Brits on! OG's of panel shows

  • @BigDizl24-7
    @BigDizl24-7 5 місяців тому +2

    I'd much rather kick it with Tomlinson than swift any day, love that girl

  • @edwardchen9619
    @edwardchen9619 5 місяців тому +20

    great episode as always
    but taylor sounds like she caught a cold. rest more taylor, your show is already fantastic!

  • @ethanmckinney203
    @ethanmckinney203 5 місяців тому +2

    Taylor Tomlinson is clearly a turkey and cranberry sauce sandwich: looks sweet, but seriously sour when you bite into it!

  • @amandaostuni4466
    @amandaostuni4466 5 місяців тому +3

    Wintour is prosciutto cause that’s bougie and funky looking

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn 5 місяців тому +1

    That bread obsessed cat is Loki ,look him up, he plays with potatoes

  • @denzoThirteenEleven
    @denzoThirteenEleven 5 місяців тому +3

    taylor is obviously avocado toast

  • @misemuschel8549
    @misemuschel8549 5 місяців тому +17

    One brain cell Orange

  • @uluineci
    @uluineci 5 місяців тому +1

    How could none of them went with "I'm sure Taylor's tuna fish sandwich is made with miracle whip and honey mustard for the sweet and zesty taste. Sometimes with pickle in it." or " she's definitely a roast beef with au jus dripping from it cause that savory taste you have to shove your face in"
    Before anyone gets on my case, they are jokes, I think Taylor Tomlinson would last at them. My thoughts on her is she is a great comedian and deserves recognition for how funny she is. I love the show and hope you all have a great day

  • @roshnipatel2000
    @roshnipatel2000 5 місяців тому +1

    I’m surprised no one said “Krabby Patties” when SpongeBob came up 😂

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal 5 місяців тому +7

    The first think I thought when I saw Spongebob was also Spam. xD

  • @PhoebeFayRuthLouise
    @PhoebeFayRuthLouise 5 місяців тому +3

    My new favorite show finally has cats on! Well done!

  • @spo_sparkleemoji
    @spo_sparkleemoji 5 місяців тому +3

    I'm surprised the orange cat knew how to attempt to jump

  • @3506Dodge
    @3506Dodge 5 місяців тому +2

    I had to turn on the captions for the two Americans on this one. How ironic.

  • @ChadHalfacre
    @ChadHalfacre 5 місяців тому +1

    This is such a great lineup! Keep 'em coming Taylor!

  • @shofisstar
    @shofisstar 5 місяців тому +1

    Tom hanks is mortadella. No I will not elaborate

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 5 місяців тому +9

    Taylor is definitely an unseasoned chicken salad sandwich with extra mayo. But also definitely delicious somehow.

    • @adhdelightful
      @adhdelightful 5 місяців тому +2

      It's the cranberries in there. It didn't make sense to me either, but then i found out they're dusted with crack cocaine.

  • @---l---
    @---l--- 5 місяців тому +1

    Just an incredible panel!

  • @purplefireweed
    @purplefireweed 5 місяців тому +1

    OMG OK OK I GIVE!!!!!! This show is filling out to be comfy and at times side-splitting hilarious now that I'm over the not-a-talk-show-thing! World class comedians this week and a Brit to boot! Way to go Taylor. Hope you have some echinacea or benadryl at home. Feel better!

  • @beepgoesbonk
    @beepgoesbonk 8 днів тому

    Trick question: my cat is smart, yet so very dumb at the same time

  • @andrellana8838
    @andrellana8838 5 місяців тому

    My favorite panel yet 😂😂😂

  • @Hackuser87
    @Hackuser87 5 місяців тому +5

    Man Taylor sounds like she got abit of a cold

  • @threepiecefishandchips
    @threepiecefishandchips 5 місяців тому +1

    One of Elvis Presley's favorite sandwiches was the Fool's Gold Loaf, which was a hollowed-out loaf of French bread, filled with a whole jar of jelly, a whole jar of peanut butter, a pound of bacon (at least) and powdered sugar. One night while Elvis had a couple of friends over, Elvis got excited telling them about the sandwich and decided they needed to get some of those sandwiches right now. So he got his buddies up in his private plane, and they flew out to Denver, Colorado, where Elvis had first tried the sandwich in a restaurant called the Colorado Mine Company. The owner of that restaurant met Elvis and his friends at the airport, and presented them with 22 Fool's Gold Loaves right there. Supposedly in the resulting meal, Elvis ate at least four of these sandwiches, which is probably why he's dead now. Anyway, they then flew back to Memphis without ever leaving the airport.
    anyway, so Taylor is the bacon with powdered sugar

  • @fakename1656
    @fakename1656 4 місяці тому

    I love tuna so it makes sense why I like Taylor

  • @jonathangill6584
    @jonathangill6584 4 місяці тому +1

    2024 and we still have to bleep swear words on a show airing AT MIDNIGHT. It’s literally on the name. My god this country is so stupid sometimes.

  • @stevengendler2181
    @stevengendler2181 5 місяців тому

    wouldnt mind eating that tuna sandwich

  • @laurazepam8382
    @laurazepam8382 4 місяці тому

    Nish!

  • @imprivsoaugustinei1910
    @imprivsoaugustinei1910 10 днів тому

    marble stone ingot has a adult baby, several miserble generations latter, they call it a praetorians lineage

  • @sailincat2822
    @sailincat2822 5 місяців тому

    *Smart cat/dumb cat was fantastic!!* Cat fans, we need to make our preferences known! As someone who has had a lot of experience with cats, they can be both hilariously dumb and unnervingly smart, even the same cat, even at the same time. The same way the little furballs can be simultaneously adorable and infuriating.

  • @markusgeimer3099
    @markusgeimer3099 5 місяців тому

    Cheetah Chicharon??

  • @graffic13
    @graffic13 5 місяців тому

    Wow she missed using the word " kitt-iot"

  • @Smildaris
    @Smildaris 5 місяців тому

    I paused the video Googled the buzzfeed quiz and got….fing tuna!!! 😢 I understand the pain more than ever

  • @amandaostuni4466
    @amandaostuni4466 5 місяців тому

    Salami because that’s the best one. Tastiest. Looks cool.

  • @briansneary7535
    @briansneary7535 5 місяців тому

    Kamau and I are on the same wave length

  • @meheuck
    @meheuck 5 місяців тому

    Dear Taylor: "Or should you say...Cat-rick Stewart" was sitting RIGHT THERE!

  • @timothyfloogle
    @timothyfloogle 5 місяців тому

    Taylor is the bacon of the ultimate BLT

  • @McCrapweasel
    @McCrapweasel 5 місяців тому +1

    I argue the 3rd cat is smart. It abandoned its leap the second it knew it wasn't happening. Smart cat.

    • @Shadow-Shell
      @Shadow-Shell 5 місяців тому +3

      It was more of a skill issue than an intelligence issue

    • @McCrapweasel
      @McCrapweasel 5 місяців тому

      Disagree.

    • @Shadow-Shell
      @Shadow-Shell 5 місяців тому +1

      @@McCrapweasel Wait, you are disagreeing with me agreeing with you

    • @McCrapweasel
      @McCrapweasel 5 місяців тому

      @@Shadow-Shell Yes.

    • @Shadow-Shell
      @Shadow-Shell 5 місяців тому

      @@McCrapweasel 🙃

  • @TheNewTerrific20
    @TheNewTerrific20 5 місяців тому

    I think Taylor's lunch meat is Taylor Ham

  • @jv-lk7bc
    @jv-lk7bc 2 місяці тому

    Taylor you're still funny even when you a little stuffed up.

  • @aliigatorwine
    @aliigatorwine 5 місяців тому

    I love this show so much

  • @SandraSouper
    @SandraSouper 5 місяців тому

    I f-ing love this show... so much funnier than SNL

  • @jaebee1121
    @jaebee1121 5 місяців тому

    Tuna is second only to pastrami, but you're pastrami to me Taylor.

  • @lokidoestricks
    @lokidoestricks 5 місяців тому

    omg my cat is one of the smart cats!! that’s amazing…why does no one ever tell me when he’s going to be on tv 😫

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa 5 місяців тому +1

    Taylor not feeling well this episode? She sounds a little congested.

  • @billboneless
    @billboneless 5 місяців тому +1

    Taylor Toomuchtunalinson

  • @peterjamesfoote3964
    @peterjamesfoote3964 5 місяців тому

    I love this show!

  • @monorail4252
    @monorail4252 5 місяців тому

    Nobody said Roast Beef for any of them?

  • @monorail4252
    @monorail4252 5 місяців тому

    Not all humans wipe their butts apparently

  • @The1AndOnlyGoldenboy
    @The1AndOnlyGoldenboy 5 місяців тому

    Taylor is obviously roast beef. It's so obvious, I won't explain why.

  • @amandaostuni4466
    @amandaostuni4466 5 місяців тому

    SpongeBob is bologna. Because it’s the most absurd and silly and annoying (spelling)

  • @enzomthethwa5861
    @enzomthethwa5861 5 місяців тому

    Hey! Kamau is repping my city! #oakland #california

  • @foziltoxirovich8245
    @foziltoxirovich8245 5 місяців тому

    Pink part 68

  • @intheshell35ify
    @intheshell35ify 5 місяців тому

    Yummy TT tuna!!

  • @davidlane256
    @davidlane256 5 місяців тому

    Kamau knew what a Pap smear was. On a previous episode, they talked bad about how men don’t know about women.
    Ok that’s most men.
    … and some women.

  • @abramisme
    @abramisme 5 місяців тому +1

    Taylor is a tuna sandwich lol. That is also sexist 😅

  • @Happy_Biker
    @Happy_Biker 5 місяців тому

    🐟🐟🐟

  • @GeneralBuckles
    @GeneralBuckles 5 місяців тому

    BuzzFeed is still a thing???

  • @ltdattnspn
    @ltdattnspn 4 місяці тому

    moresomeness

  • @dhotnessmcawesome9747
    @dhotnessmcawesome9747 2 місяці тому

    I'm Montreal Smoked Meat. I have personality and am delicious on rye with mustard.
    Taylor is paper thin shaved turkey breast but piled HIGH with mayo, french swiss and just a dusting of paprika. Easy. Please.

  • @user-xm2wq3te7r
    @user-xm2wq3te7r 5 місяців тому

    Dry mother 61

  • @DilfuzaDoliyeva-bp5sk
    @DilfuzaDoliyeva-bp5sk 5 місяців тому

    Intelligente girl 74

  • @rickdagrexican7351
    @rickdagrexican7351 5 місяців тому

    How can you not like tuna? When it's done right, it's an amazing sandwich. Seriously. I'll convert everyone who reads this if they want my ingredients and recipe. 💯🖖 Is it the best sandwich? Likely not, but it's damn good.

  • @jonathanfreeman-mariani472
    @jonathanfreeman-mariani472 5 місяців тому

    Taylor isn’t always drunk (probably?) and/or high (maybe?)…or maybe it’s legit - like: legit, legit; i.e. not the patient’s self diagnosis-level - meds, which I’m here for.
    Taylor (first time I’ve noticed) and the only other late night person I can think of, Seth Meyers, are both fully (insert drunk-like phrase) at times and it’s impossible to pretend like I don’t notice 🙃
    Y’all do what you do, but it feels like a lie when you don’t say the thing. Like it’s assuming we’ll all judge you. Which preemptively erases any space for empathy and compassion 🙏❤️

  • @alessageboff7547
    @alessageboff7547 5 місяців тому

    Oh dear god please...Must have more smart cat/dumb cat content. I also hope you get un-sick soon, Taylor...this is the first clip of this episode i’m watching but you sound stuffy 🤧

  • @utubebroadcastme
    @utubebroadcastme 5 місяців тому

    why don't they just post the full episodes instead of chopping them - it's really annoying

  • @Morendo13
    @Morendo13 5 місяців тому

    I’d rather watch a show where Taylor interviews Anjelah Johnson and Nish Kumar without fake laughter and silly internet games.

    • @justaguy12345
      @justaguy12345 5 місяців тому +6

      I'd rather your comment didn't sound like you finna burfed.