^ I was thinking the same thing. He’s the dog you date for a while then break up with because you “just don’t see it going anywhere” then date us and get mad that we don’t live up to how awesome he was
I dig how this show has so many different comedians. And I dig that so many of them are legit and successful, but not super famous. Good for up and coming comedians, good for the viewer.
Look, I think that dog is taking a real absolutist take on gentrification if he thinks that sidewalks are the thing that needs to be defended against. More walkable cities is a good thing, and it's important to pick your battles when you fight the power. Given the totality of the socioeconomic complexities here, I think the dog trying to play in wet cement is actually dumb.
All well trained dogs are actually dumb because they lack common sense or critical thinking, they just do what they are told. They could literally starve to death while looking at food but because they aren't told to eat they won't. this also applies to humans 😂
Actually, dogs are incredibly smart and we have hundreds of scientific studies to prove it. Dogs are the only animal that reliably use humans as tools. Look into all of the testing that's been done. It's fascinating... and hilarious.
Every single dog will do that with a fence if they haven't been shown the way around it. It's exactly the picture of exactly what dogs abilities are in that instance. That is something that humans at a certain point in development can't do either, and dogs have the intelligence of about a three year old. Please don't expect an animal to have capabilities at a level that isn't where they get to in their development. That's what gets poor pooches into trouble, expecting them to succeed at something you've set them up to fail at. Now, you could easily train a dog to pick a direction to go everytime they come to a fence. Or train them to stop and sit. The no. 1 difference between dogs and wolves is that when trying to solve a problem, a dog is going to look to a human, and a wolf is not.
It depends on whether you have *taught* your dog to yield at fences. If you have (and most of us have without knowing it), dogs will continue to yield to the fence even after they know they can get around the other side. It's about social rules, not necessarily intelligence, and because dogs use us as tools, it becomes our responsibility as the tool to 'fix' the situation and retrieve the object. Once you train that autonomy, your chance of having a pup that will problem solve around the fence goes up. It's most often about the human, not the dog. My dog problem solves around all kinds of objects because she was taught problem solving skills as a puppy (and *not* to yield to fences- she's a service dog, so this was a crucial part of her training). It really depends on the upbringing. If a human was raised by giraffes without appropriate human in put except for 5 minute sniffs on the street, it would be difficult to do 'normal' human things because there was no guideline about what that should look like. Dogs learn about fences and how to go around them from older dogs... but there aren't any. So if you don't teach your dog, or your child, that they can go around, and instead only teach them to stop when they see the fence, they will. This happens in human cults all of the time. It takes years (usually decades) to deprogram humans... it takes dogs considerably less time (usually months to a year). Maybe that makes them smarter!
"Ladies, he's single" is really contradictory to the stern reminder at the top of the segment that we're not to marry dogs.
Clearly theyre just supposed to be your side pieces and fun for a short while. Not marriage material.
^ I was thinking the same thing. He’s the dog you date for a while then break up with because you “just don’t see it going anywhere” then date us and get mad that we don’t live up to how awesome he was
The warning was that "they're not our husbands" in the present tense. She never said they can't become husbands in the future.
I wouldn’t be mad if an entire episode was just more of this
I love that painting dog! It was so adorable how they looked so happy after finishing the painting lol.
That clip was definitely staged. He's still a good boy though.
I dig how this show has so many different comedians. And I dig that so many of them are legit and successful, but not super famous. Good for up and coming comedians, good for the viewer.
After Midnight + dog videos =
What I have needed all my life!
As someone watching from a small town in Indiana, I think I can speak for us all by saying We wish that dog was our mayor.
Are you in Bread county?
Look, I think that dog is taking a real absolutist take on gentrification if he thinks that sidewalks are the thing that needs to be defended against. More walkable cities is a good thing, and it's important to pick your battles when you fight the power. Given the totality of the socioeconomic complexities here, I think the dog trying to play in wet cement is actually dumb.
Exactly. We need to educate dogs on effective protesting. That incident exemplifies the horrid effects of defunding the public dog training system.
I love Taylor in this format. It’s like watching the smart, goofy girl in high school grow up to “force” famous people to make fart jokes.
I think it is hilarious that she talks back to her producers on screen! LOL
They're all good dogs, Taylor.
ok we're gonna need more of this - def the best segment so far!
The 2nd dog may just be well trained to stay behind the fence🤷
All well trained dogs are actually dumb because they lack common sense or critical thinking, they just do what they are told. They could literally starve to death while looking at food but because they aren't told to eat they won't. this also applies to humans 😂
Dogs aren’t dumb. They live rent-free, never have to go grocery shopping, everyone’s happy to see them..sounds like a damn fine life to me
and all it cost was their balls and their freedom.
My puppy has already learned that she can’t go in the den even if the baby gate is open. Found that out today. So proud.
loving this show
I need this to be its own entire show
That dog painting is better at it than I am, what an amazing dog.
I am not funny or famous, so I will never get invited on this show, which is a good thing. I would be way too competitive for a fake gameshow 😂😂😂
Border collie nose means a smart dog is coming
Dalmatians are automatically dumb until proven otherwise.
My dog has been here three days trying to get to his Frisbee. Then this other dog jumped the fence and took his Frisbee.
saddest story I've heard all week
you could just kind of go by breed to predict
Yeah. Dalmations are dumb as sh*t.
I'm naming my child Brussels.
middle name?
That deceptive No on 33 ad tho..
Yes. Dusty Slay
Watching on July 20th 2024
Sarah is right
Careful baby 48
Dogs really aren't too smart, generally. 😊
Actually, dogs are incredibly smart and we have hundreds of scientific studies to prove it. Dogs are the only animal that reliably use humans as tools. Look into all of the testing that's been done. It's fascinating... and hilarious.
Every single dog will do that with a fence if they haven't been shown the way around it. It's exactly the picture of exactly what dogs abilities are in that instance. That is something that humans at a certain point in development can't do either, and dogs have the intelligence of about a three year old. Please don't expect an animal to have capabilities at a level that isn't where they get to in their development. That's what gets poor pooches into trouble, expecting them to succeed at something you've set them up to fail at.
Now, you could easily train a dog to pick a direction to go everytime they come to a fence. Or train them to stop and sit. The no. 1 difference between dogs and wolves is that when trying to solve a problem, a dog is going to look to a human, and a wolf is not.
It depends on whether you have *taught* your dog to yield at fences. If you have (and most of us have without knowing it), dogs will continue to yield to the fence even after they know they can get around the other side. It's about social rules, not necessarily intelligence, and because dogs use us as tools, it becomes our responsibility as the tool to 'fix' the situation and retrieve the object. Once you train that autonomy, your chance of having a pup that will problem solve around the fence goes up. It's most often about the human, not the dog. My dog problem solves around all kinds of objects because she was taught problem solving skills as a puppy (and *not* to yield to fences- she's a service dog, so this was a crucial part of her training). It really depends on the upbringing.
If a human was raised by giraffes without appropriate human in put except for 5 minute sniffs on the street, it would be difficult to do 'normal' human things because there was no guideline about what that should look like. Dogs learn about fences and how to go around them from older dogs... but there aren't any. So if you don't teach your dog, or your child, that they can go around, and instead only teach them to stop when they see the fence, they will. This happens in human cults all of the time. It takes years (usually decades) to deprogram humans... it takes dogs considerably less time (usually months to a year). Maybe that makes them smarter!
Busy letter 21
I DIDNT VOTE FOR RUFFUS!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT
😂!
Pink duck 17
Sick elk 40
Bad money 35
Cute beast 21
Pushti o'rdak 30
Delicious water 84
Cruel beaver 90
That audience member's laugh is so unfortunate.
How is the last dog smart? I thought that was a joke, but she got points... so confused
They were joke points
Lonely mother 80
Who names their kid London?
What kinda pathetic unfxable troll has your picture and handle? Oh wait, you
I mean, there are kids named Troy and Paris. London isn’t any weirder.
actually known several Londons
that one dude in the audience is laughing way too hard and is obviously planted
You do realize it's entirely possible for people to just laugh obnoxiously loudly, right? Often it's men who don't care about social cues.