I was a seal, class 149. I spent most of my days sunbathing and catching fish. Occasionally we would all pile on top of each other to keep warm. My team and I were proficient swimmers. Sometimes, we'd get hunted for our fat and meat if we wandered too far north near alaska, but it's all part of being a seal
Mo Chanaa Same here. Class 137. I too lost most of my buddies when we accidentally went clubbing too far north in Alaska. I couldn’t bear to see their faces all caved in, and now whenever I think back to that, I see the poster in the recruiters office of a young SEAL, red white and blue radiating from behind him as he stood proud and tall on an icecap. I was only 19.
My dad retired from the United States Army. After a while we learned he had stage 4 lung cancer. 6 weeks and he was gone. But right before he was gone, he was in hospice and some military service group came to pay respect to him. They stood around his bed saluting him after reading a list of his accomplishments. At that moment he suddenly awoke and looked at them. Without a moment's hesitation he saluted them back, and one last time I got to see my father as the man he was. If you are really in, you don't forget the important shit. It's all muscle memory.
I’m a Shuttle door gunner in the Space Guard, got activated to deal with those damn bugs. Edit: it’s been a year and it’s good to see angry cops wh40k community is alive and well.
I was a soldier, I fought for the Hoover Dam, pushing back those damn skirt boys, I remember seeing one guy flying around shooting infinite mini nukes.
I was a seal, the stories I could tell you, once I had to balance a ball on my nose for hours (while platoon theme plays in the backround), it was horrifying. Then some wizard turned me into a human, then a witch into a goat. Facts.
I know actual veterans tend to look at these and not be upset, but I think it's more insulting to civilians in a way. What these people are doing is taking advantage of our gratitude towards our military to trick us. Civilian respect for the military is an important part of a society, to exploit that for petty gain is wrong
As a civilian I agree with you. It takes a special type of person to serve in the military. My uncle served in the Gulf War flying C-130s. He doesn't have PTSD to my knowledge but he has told me about several instances of near death. I've told him he was a hero but he said he was only doing a job. I've learned that heroes generally don't think their actions are heroic.
@@marouanmahracha7136 not you hey pussy, scared of your own shadow. Go clean the dishes bitch.🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😅😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I honestly could give two shits UNLESS they are claiming to be Seals to take advantage/steal from people or assholes who eat up VA benefits and never served... those are the ones that burn us up. If Chad wants to say he was a Navy Seal to some chick who's going to laugh at him...fuck it, we fought for his right to say that stupid bull shit lol.
Good to see this stuff getting called out, I served under the Task Force 141 back in 2009 and me and my team have traveled all around the world fighting to protect regular people like them, if my captain saw this he’d be furious
“Yeah, I died twice in Vietnam, once in Korea, and had my leg blown off by super-combatic land mines in 2007. I fought next to general Eisenhower on D-Day and had to drag him to safety after the enemy forces flanked my left...uh...north tango.”
I’m sure Captain Sergeant General had earned the Victoria purple heart cross medal of freedom army commendation of the royal air and naval good conduct of service of world war 2
CHERRI you think that's impressive? I was stationed on Alderaan when the Uruk-hai attacked and I held the line. Then because of my impressive record I got to serve on the Normandy where we singlehandedly held off an entire Klingon fleet. You ain't got shit on me bucko.
I was a specialist in the Marine Corps who graduated top of my class in the Navy seals with 500 confirmed knife kills, so can I get a discount on my oil change now?
I served in the great emu war. I have over 2 confirmed kills. My K/D is 1-1. I was a super ranger tank operator who was trained in sniping, demolitions, and ninjutsu. I am a living emu slayer!
I refuse to tattoo people when they ask for military tattoos unless they have their military ID. I have much respect respect for you guys my son was in the Army and went to Irak and multiple places and he turn me into your channel. One day a guy came and asked for a ARMY STRONG on his arm . My son asked him if he served and the poor guy told him no I am going to enlist . My son advices him not to get it until he actually finishes boot camp bc he may regret it. Then I asked my Son to educate my artists in what we can and can’t tattoo on a person without offending people that ACTUALLY SERVED. Thank you guys for your service these videos make me laugh bc of how they get busted . Please don’t be offended bc I love you guys please post more.
I used to work with a guy who was *covered* in Marines tats. Absolutely drowning in the damned things. He got them all after he signed on through NROTC but before he actually started his service. He also flunked out of university. And Basic.
I served with Alex Mason and Frank Woods back in Nam, some serious SOBs... Mason did keep on ranting about some Reznov guy, maybe his PTSD was worse than I thought.
I served next to SGT Foley, CPL Dunn, and PVT Ramirez protecting Burger Town from those Russians, got PTSD from Foley screaming RAMIREZ two hundred times
I served with Gen. Shepherd, Oxide and Excalibur. The whole time the general kept goin on and on about every time he blinks he loses 30,000 men he must suck at hide n seek.
I was stationed on ships out of Japan and only once ever did I get shit from a Japanese citizen for being there. The confrontation was so jarring, I tried to lighten the mood by telling him in Japanese that I was Japanese, then in English I yelled out "I died for this country!" my friend nearby just watching me get shit on laughed his ass off to that.
“I was an Orbital Drop Shock Trooper (ODST), served in New Mombasa alongside Buck. I was known as “the rookie”. Cleared out waves of covenant and successfully died in a book that nobody read” 😐
In the shittiest fake, clearly-an-American-trying-too-hard Australian accent possible: My name is Chipps Dubbo and I was with the Master Chief on all his fights on Alpha Halo, Delta Halo, and the Arc. I was also in the Battle of New Mombasa at the same time as I was on Delta Halo, serving alongside some ODSTs who took over a tank because apparently Marines can't drive.
Watching Donut fail to mark spaces and claim B.I.N.G.O. was maddening! I caught myself yelling at the screen and then realized that I can't shout back in time! (This happened more than once.🤣)
My phone just broke when I accidentally wiped it into my ceiling because of how fast I saluted the Pico-second I saw your ranks and jobs, thank you for your many lifetimes of service defending our universe
Left or right door gunner ? I heard the left door gunner always got yelled at for spraying hot brass down the drivers back and making him drop his blunt .
“I was a rebel trooper during the battle of Endor, I watched the second Death Star explode in the sky, and watched as everyone cheered. Trust me, dude, I was there, I’m not lying, dude”
We lost so many good people that day. I was in command because the communications structure had completely broken down. We couldn’t convince the Ewoks to use the damn radios.
If you're joining the Marine Corps you need to get a Marine Corps tattoo before you go to boot camp. The Drill Instructors will give you special treatment for showing your loyalty.
What Bill1USMC said. We had a super-motivated hard charger in my platoon that got a Devil Dog tattoo on his shoulder before he started Recruit Training at MCRD San Diego. I was super jealous of all the extra special treatment and kind and loving attention he got from our D.I.s when they found his tattoo. I recommend that everyone entering the Corps get the biggest and most badass USMC tattoo they can afford before getting on the bus/plane...your D.I.s will be super impressed at how hard core and motivated you are! (>_^)
@@BushidoDevilDog i dont know man i can see them flip the fuck out to get that tattoo and not earn it by getting accepted, what if the person with the tattoo just sucks and does not make it? they might go harder on you with that tattoo
There was a guy we know, deceased now, in a wheel chair that used to claim he was a Navy Seal and a Green Beret. I forget which one he said he was first. He always made up lies. I told him I got to meet Thomas Sewell and he rattled on about how Thomas Sewell was his personal friend and decided to become a conservative because he had a talk with him. Most of us just felt sorry for him because he was the older dude that had issues. We knew he was crazy. Any rate he made the mistake of going online and claiming this scrap and ended up getting into real hot water. A lot of these people that claim this are not all there.
I always enjoy these. I was the space shuttle door gunner and my seal team number was so special the general population doesn’t know my number because it is a secret number system only a select few know. I just want people to sleep peacefully at night knowing that we seals are providing them with a blanket each and every time the space shuttle is in the sky. Semper veritas fidelios
I served 3 tours in Takistan and single handedly held back 30 Takistani militiamen before being injured, I then switched to a medic and healed myself and killed 10 more.
Matt Higgins I cant believe you’d claim I’m bullshitting. You were only in Rasman, that was one of the least combative zones. You probably fought off locals with rocks. Meanwhile I stole an RPK from a dead militiaman and killed 30 others (3 of which being my teammates who then turned on me) before being gunned down by my Platoon leader.
@@fynnla.e sir i was CHIEF OF POLICE while the indies were raining hell on us from the villa. i PERSONALLY flew 30 medevacs. you don't even know your 9 line.
@@sirromanov3038 that's where your wrong. Marines dont about gloat their experiences they represent. You think operators and combat experience rifleman? what to talk about the shit they've seen?
Why is it 90% of the so called veterans I meet is in Special Forces, Seals or a Marine sniper? I just found out recently a friend of mine who was an Army cook has been going around telling everyone he was a Ranger but he never said it to me because he knows I'll call him out.
@@bawbremy Thats one of the hardest jobs in the military just because how many hours you work, one of my good friends in the Army was a cook and most people don't know you got to be at work while everyone is at PT and don't get done to after dinner 6 days a week
“Sir, I must inform you that I participated in the Spartan-IV program in 2552 during Spartan Operations as an independent branch of UNSC forces, further more I was stationed at a Spartan facility on Mars.”
My dad was a green beret and my best friend's dad was a seal, both Vietnam vets. Every seal i've met has this same quality that I call a controlled burn. Like you can tell right to their spine when they're burning hot and that they are willing and able to blow at any moment, but they've got this underlying not quite calm control the whole time they are putting up with zero shit. I see the same thing in seals like Mitch and Jocko and the few seal friends I saw around my best friends dad. My dad and his friends were different but you wouldn't want to fuck with them any more than a seal. They didn't have that calm controlled burn going when they were getting mad. They would always seem totally calm like nothing was going on and then they'd suddenly go from 0 to 110.
I also am incredibly military, i have armied in 5 times and was head of balloon. I have many metals and kill, my war body is incredibly firce. Thenkx for my surface
Why do they always say "oh I was a seal or a sniper or a general" like try something more believable like hey do I shot a rifle a couple times hit the target once or twice and raked leafs pretty cool
If someone walked up to me and said “I was a Marine and they told me they spent most of their career just cleaning toilets and mopping floors” I’d be like shit same dude
It's always some hardened fucking guy who's seen the shit. No one wants to be an ordnance man or a forward controller or a quartermaster or a logistics officer. Everyone wants to go "I FOUGHT AND KILLED BRO." It's so cringe.
For clarification, my dad is a nam vet, my sister is active navy, grandfather was coast gaurd, and I have many, many cousins that have served or are serving.
Unfortunately, it's only illegal if you receive money, property, or any tangible benefit. The Supreme Court ruled that making it illegal to impersonate personnel is unconstitutional by violating the First Amendment.
Or Actors. It was actually Obama that repealed the original Stolen Valor act which made it illegal to impersonate military. He later brought it back but with one difference - it's only illegal if you're profiting from it in some way (just like Wilson said). BTW, love the reference. I met Tom Hanks a few months ago when he performed in "Henry IV", super nice guy.
Yeah, I believe the original act was struck down along the lines of the Supreme Court relating it back to the Vietnam era anti-war protests with the example: "If a protester says 'I received a purple heart for killing children', should he really be charged with an offense under the act?" Because of the differentiation between serious, sarcastic, acting, etc tones and reasons of people when claiming veteran status, it was decided to allow it. I think it's still a misdemeanor to proclaim you got any awards, though, such as Combat Action awards, the Purple Heart, Bronze Star, Silver Star, etc. If you falsely claim to have earned the Coffin w/ Metal Handles, your punishment is bumped up to a maximum of a full year in jail.
Love how they never go with some desk job or something mundane no one would give a second thought, but instead have to go Navy SEAL general airborne DELTA Force elite sniper 1st class and stick every shiny thing they see on their shirt
13:35 you know what he's right there are some branches that you don't have to shave specifically the submarine crew but when you resurface you have to get a clean shave and a haircut
I was in the Army. We did have a lot of arms. My arms could hold many bullet shooters, my bullet slingers were fully Semi-automatic with a 50. Call Full Metal Jacket with belt fed ammo bucket. We were unstoppable and made many bad guys go to sleep.
I did color guard for my high school graduation for NJROTC and this little kid thanked me for my service, I laughed so hard and tried to explain but the kid was super confused. My friends were laugh off to the side it was great. Thanks to the comments for reminding me of this.
yeah they shouldn't let JROTwannabes wear anything even close to real uniforms, perhaps just wear a shirt and tie with a smock like they do for the girl scouts
When I was in highschool, i was in jrotc. It was uniform wear day so I was wearing my ACU's. My mom picked me up and went straight to Walmart. I didnt want to go in bc of the uniform bc I didnt want to get someone mad or somn. Well I went in and after a few minutes a man walked up to me and said thank you for your service. I immediately told him not to thank me in a respectful way and told him that I was in jrotc and he still thanked me. I was confused but I told him again I was in jrotc I need no thanks. All he said was that he is still thankful for what I was doing, that i was working for a great thing. I told him thank you and i told him that as soon as I turn 17 I was enlisting and that made him proud. And that came from a stranger.. all I could think ab was him and what he said to me. Well I turned 17 and signed some papers for a few recruiters. Army, navy, and marines. I wanted to join all of them besides coast guard. But I had a seizure and it messed everything I planned up and my dreams of military were gone. And I feel like I disrespected that man bc of what happened..
I noticed there was no one saying this so I figured I would but you didn't do anything wrong by having a seizure. I'm sure if you could tell him he would be proud and just as thankful for the service that you gave to our country. Thank you ❤
It’s okay man, you only disrespected the entirety of the United States Military, your family, and by extension every human being who gave their lives for freedom. It’s no big deal, just don’t think about the fact that every single person who dies in combat from this point forward until the end of time could’ve been you, and is thereby your fault for not being there to take their place. Jk ofc
That’s why you buy camouflage different than what the military in your country uses, I bought polish camo so it looks completely different than what the US uses, also you could just say that you play paintball and airsoft
@@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 that's a good idea to be honest, never thought about it. I always felt bad if someone asked if I served for some reason.
@@victrix6903 Yes, the most lethal of the Welsh, equipped with my mighty shotgun, deathly sharp pitchfork and a town name no-one can pronounce or spell. I'm well ready to take over England.
@@fynnla.e Also, being the most lethal of the English. armed with my mighty American minigun, with a sharp Excaliber and an extreme amount of colonies. I'm prepared to take over all of the Welsh lands.
I remember I went to a flea market, and some guy in uniform was trying real hard to sell me some stolen tools or some shit. Well my group starts asking what the deal was with his uniform and he said he was army, so they start asking him questions, and the usual "It was top sekrit..." came out. We all just laughed and walked off. Another time he told some story where he "blew up a hummer battery on his sergeant." Was a riot lol
Nobody:
Stolen valor: I served as an airborne infantry navy otter tank specialist. *Flashes Applebee’s gift card*
Suffocating Cloud 32 me too
Coast Guard Otter*
We joke about this in civil air Patrol and it is hilarious
Yeah well, I was a Space Shuttle Door Gunner. I've seen some shit, man.
Thank you for your service, supreme admiral-general
I was a seal, class 149. I spent most of my days sunbathing and catching fish. Occasionally we would all pile on top of each other to keep warm. My team and I were proficient swimmers. Sometimes, we'd get hunted for our fat and meat if we wandered too far north near alaska, but it's all part of being a seal
They had me in the first half I ain’t gonna lie
Mo Chanaa Same here. Class 137. I too lost most of my buddies when we accidentally went clubbing too far north in Alaska. I couldn’t bear to see their faces all caved in, and now whenever I think back to that, I see the poster in the recruiters office of a young SEAL, red white and blue radiating from behind him as he stood proud and tall on an icecap. I was only 19.
Took me a while.
😂👌
@@megachef0421 deadly to fish and squid
I'm a Vietnam vet, I was stationed in Ding Dong, and Gangbang. I was in battalion airborne company infantry.
Hahahaha
I’m a revolutionary war veteran I was stationed at long wang and p. Ennis I was in naval airborne commandos
Very accurate
That "battalion airborne company infantry" hurt to read lol
name one bud in Ding Dong and it's nowhere near Gangbang
My dad retired from the United States Army. After a while we learned he had stage 4 lung cancer. 6 weeks and he was gone. But right before he was gone, he was in hospice and some military service group came to pay respect to him. They stood around his bed saluting him after reading a list of his accomplishments. At that moment he suddenly awoke and looked at them. Without a moment's hesitation he saluted them back, and one last time I got to see my father as the man he was. If you are really in, you don't forget the important shit. It's all muscle memory.
Omg 😢 that a pretty cool way to go! That’s awesome. Sorry for your loss
I’m a Shuttle door gunner in the Space Guard, got activated to deal with those damn bugs. Edit: it’s been a year and it’s good to see angry cops wh40k community is alive and well.
nah, I had a Plasma M240 Space Bravo, got 27 confirmed bug kills.
It's the Space Force
___Axg96 ___ it’s a meme.....
@@kentuckyreenactor9132 Starship Troopers?
___Axg96 ___ yeah that’s where I got the bug part from
"I was at Reach when the Covenant blasted us! I served beside Master Chief! I had friends who were blown up by a rocket launcher."
I HAD FRIENDS, SPARTANS BESIDE ME, GIVING THEIR LIVES FOR A DIGITAL WAIFU AND YOU DARE PROCLAIM YOU FOUGHT THERE?
FlyConeGuy Cortana is the true form of whamen!
I was there, no Master Chief, I still have flashbacks from the fall!
I was on Installation 04, I was on the same landing craft as Chief!
Sundas The Savage he wasn’t tho....he was in space helping Keyes while blue team and red went to the surface of reach
I was a soldier, I fought for the Hoover Dam, pushing back those damn skirt boys, I remember seeing one guy flying around shooting infinite mini nukes.
All those men in sports equipment hadn't stood a chance.
Hey, no mention of those of us that fought in the battle of boulder city? We served too goddammit
@@evanremillard5640 i'm sorry sir, i almost forgot after years of defacing the memorial for fun
@@epauletteshark lmao
Which war was that? FO3 or Vegas? I can't remember.
Accuser: You're way out of uniform
SV: *puts hands in pockets*
That's called a "double down"
Wheres the stolen valor of the roof Koreans?
"I served on the top of the 7-11"
I Served in a 7-11 during the great Retail retaliation of 1974
Ah yes... The prestigious slurpee service decoration
To be fair most of them immigrated from korea where they did they're mandatory military service.
@@BigBeerus yup
I was a seal, the stories I could tell you, once I had to balance a ball on my nose for hours (while platoon theme plays in the backround), it was horrifying. Then some wizard turned me into a human, then a witch into a goat. Facts.
@Echo203 He got better
Thank you for your service
Tried to find a saluting emoji but failed, you deserve better
You typed this out as a goat?
Respect
That swist gave me wipe lash
Microtransaction check it out
Hell yeah....I was a member of Meal Team 6, served under Colonel Sanders. Me and my boys spilled gravy...lots of gravy..
Operation fried wings was brutal... thank you for your service
Ptsd of gravy
@@garykee9117 also the raid on on baked Potatoes white potatoes
Baby gravy.
I myself would only drop genetic gravy everywhere....delicious for taters or a late night snack.....or baby making. Hope you all enjoy
I know actual veterans tend to look at these and not be upset, but I think it's more insulting to civilians in a way. What these people are doing is taking advantage of our gratitude towards our military to trick us.
Civilian respect for the military is an important part of a society, to exploit that for petty gain is wrong
As a civilian I agree with you.
It takes a special type of person to serve in the military. My uncle served in the Gulf War flying C-130s. He doesn't have PTSD to my knowledge but he has told me about several instances of near death.
I've told him he was a hero but he said he was only doing a job.
I've learned that heroes generally don't think their actions are heroic.
@@twistedyogert yeah, it takes a very special someone to serve 🤣🤣🤣
@@marouanmahracha7136 not you hey pussy, scared of your own shadow. Go clean the dishes bitch.🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😅😅😅😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I honestly could give two shits UNLESS they are claiming to be Seals to take advantage/steal from people or assholes who eat up VA benefits and never served... those are the ones that burn us up. If Chad wants to say he was a Navy Seal to some chick who's going to laugh at him...fuck it, we fought for his right to say that stupid bull shit lol.
As a veteran I think these people are mentally ill. So ot doesn't bother me.
I'm a retired NCR ranger, i still have my 45-70 Revolver by my side... Great times, they really made me wish for a nuclear winter
Would you say you have an iron on your hip.
@@nikwaggoner2480 wouldnt you say its a BIG iron?
Tim Savanski BIG IRON
Are you a handsome lonesome ranger 😂
Where were you during the NCR taking the dam? I was in the dam fighting the legion. WAIT, 45-70 is not a pistol round! Stolen valor!
My dad is a blue beret his name was Sgt. Papa Smurf he specialized in assault beans and assault microwaves.
Thicc Kowalski oh no,not the microwaves,THEY CAUSE TESTICULAR CANCER!!!
@@Pipodecatan he had over 69,420 confirmed kills
Thicc Kowalski they called him thot’s Chernobyl
Smurfs wear White beret's POG!
@@drunkenbarbarian8211 civilian Smurfs mind you
Funniest comment I've heard:
"During the entire war, from 1963 to 1974, a total of 370 Navy Seals served in Vietnam. I've met 1000 of them".
Damn where the fuck is the duplication machine!?
The veteran I believed 100% told me he served from ‘83-84 in the Navy. ‘Oh, what wars were on then?’ I asks. ‘None’ says he.
Good to see this stuff getting called out, I served under the Task Force 141 back in 2009 and me and my team have traveled all around the world fighting to protect regular people like them, if my captain saw this he’d be furious
“Yeah, I died twice in Vietnam, once in Korea, and had my leg blown off by super-combatic land mines in 2007. I fought next to general Eisenhower on D-Day and had to drag him to safety after the enemy forces flanked my left...uh...north tango.”
Thank you for your service Captain Sergeant General of the Military.
I’m sure Captain Sergeant General had earned the Victoria purple heart cross medal of freedom army commendation of the royal air and naval good conduct of service of world war 2
Calling Kliener Productions And he earned the right to President back in 1964 but declined
Don't forget the time you stormed Vimny Ridge alongside the Space Force
CHERRI you think that's impressive? I was stationed on Alderaan when the Uruk-hai attacked and I held the line. Then because of my impressive record I got to serve on the Normandy where we singlehandedly held off an entire Klingon fleet. You ain't got shit on me bucko.
I was a specialist in the Marine Corps who graduated top of my class in the Navy seals with 500 confirmed knife kills, so can I get a discount on my oil change now?
How many no scopes
What’s ure k/d
@@reero7560 wait, what?
shreyas ganesh “Kill death ratio”
Did you unlock the bipod for your knife
I served in the great emu war. I have over 2 confirmed kills. My K/D is 1-1. I was a super ranger tank operator who was trained in sniping, demolitions, and ninjutsu. I am a living emu slayer!
i fought on the other side, we won
I forght in the Emu war. It's pretty dam embrasing of you ask me.
That's a lot WOW!
1 kill to 1 death and you have 2 kills, hol up 🤔
2 confirmed kills in the emu wars is actually impressive
I refuse to tattoo people when they ask for military tattoos unless they have their military ID. I have much respect respect for you guys my son was in the Army and went to Irak and multiple places and he turn me into your channel. One day a guy came and asked for a ARMY STRONG on his arm . My son asked him if he served and the poor guy told him no I am going to enlist . My son advices him not to get it until he actually finishes boot camp bc he may regret it. Then I asked my Son to educate my artists in what we can and can’t tattoo on a person without offending people that ACTUALLY SERVED. Thank you guys for your service these videos make me laugh bc of how they get busted . Please don’t be offended bc I love you guys please post more.
Hope your tattoo career is doing well
I used to work with a guy who was *covered* in Marines tats. Absolutely drowning in the damned things. He got them all after he signed on through NROTC but before he actually started his service. He also flunked out of university. And Basic.
"I am twained as a deadly weapon."
Only deadly to cheeseburgers and chicken wings.
I am twained as a deadwy weapon
top comment :DD
Some threats are worse than others. I lost 3 men to a cheeseburger back in 06
@@agent4517 🙏
Brother I saw that and fuckin lost it XDDD, and the authority part gave me Forrest Whitaker eye bad
Yeah i was in Nam, i remember bayonetting a enemy sturmtrooper while the panzers blew up our deathstar
ThAt'S NoT TrUe?!?!?!?!?!?
Ar sLAsH wOoOoOoOosH
@@yoshimanrpg NaH Uh!?!?!?!?!??!?
Spice It no, Vietnam........
@Stahlkopf oh god the irony
I served with Alex Mason and Frank Woods back in Nam, some serious SOBs... Mason did keep on ranting about some Reznov guy, maybe his PTSD was worse than I thought.
I served next to SGT Foley, CPL Dunn, and PVT Ramirez protecting Burger Town from those Russians, got PTSD from Foley screaming RAMIREZ two hundred times
Ayy man I worked with Hudson in the cia I need your name it’s not ptsd by the way pls message me need you to delete this
I served with Gen. Shepherd, Oxide and Excalibur. The whole time the general kept goin on and on about every time he blinks he loses 30,000 men he must suck at hide n seek.
@@CRob172 thank you for protecting burger town
@@CaptShadow18 I once knew a shepard. Son of a bitch ruined my childhood.
4 years later and I can still come back to this video and have a laugh and a drink😂❤
Real
I was a Marine that served in Iwo Jima gosh the fighting was tough I lost two legs died twice and those Nazis wouldn’t give up 😞
Those damn Italian submarines were the terror of the air
Iwo Jimo was against the Japanese, not the Nazis.
Matthew Anthony woosh
@@baconinsurgent8261 You are thinking of Germany, not Italy.
Matthew Anthony double woosh
“I died in that uniform”
I was stationed on ships out of Japan and only once ever did I get shit from a Japanese citizen for being there. The confrontation was so jarring, I tried to lighten the mood by telling him in Japanese that I was Japanese, then in English I yelled out "I died for this country!" my friend nearby just watching me get shit on laughed his ass off to that.
“I was an Orbital Drop Shock Trooper (ODST), served in New Mombasa alongside Buck. I was known as “the rookie”. Cleared out waves of covenant and successfully died in a book that nobody read” 😐
I served as a part of Special operations task force 141.
I was at reach when it fell part of a ONI spartan task force I died to man don’t feel bad
Golden comment right here. Sadly not everyone will get it
In the shittiest fake, clearly-an-American-trying-too-hard Australian accent possible: My name is Chipps Dubbo and I was with the Master Chief on all his fights on Alpha Halo, Delta Halo, and the Arc. I was also in the Battle of New Mombasa at the same time as I was on Delta Halo, serving alongside some ODSTs who took over a tank because apparently Marines can't drive.
What’s the reference, I’m into books lol
Watching Donut fail to mark spaces and claim B.I.N.G.O. was maddening! I caught myself yelling at the screen and then realized that I can't shout back in time! (This happened more than once.🤣)
Hahaha! Fr
And they miss so much shit because Rich is so damn spastic. Lol
I was too, he would have won more if he was paying more attention but he’s just having fun
I'm offended, I served as a stealth sniper first class general helicopter pilot space marine.
Now your lying, I know that because I’m an ultra sniper aquatic tank ship commander of the 200th mega Corp
@@bobieloost1385 They were disbanded in the 1800! Look who is lying now!
Space marine? FOR THE EMPEROR
Don’t dis my boys the space marines. They up there dying for reach and chief
My phone just broke when I accidentally wiped it into my ceiling because of how fast I saluted the Pico-second I saw your ranks and jobs, thank you for your many lifetimes of service defending our universe
I'm a veteran of, the great meme war of, 2016. I fought long and, hard against the Share Blue shill's of, the evil one.
3 7 Kek or die, I remember the meme war quite fondly since it brought a bunch of good channels
I was only a kid when my family was taken by the shills
Tho I wasn’t in live combat I saw the damage the Great War did
God I'd almost forgotten about that war...
Phoenix1220 never forget our sacrifices, many good memes were destroyed
As someone who served as a 1997 Toyota Camry door gunner in the crips, I am very offended
Underrated comment
@@noahbradarich8621 highly underrated brother
Left or right door gunner ? I heard the left door gunner always got yelled at for spraying hot brass down the drivers back and making him drop his blunt .
@@zzbudzz good one yall
I'd be offended.
“I was a rebel trooper during the battle of Endor, I watched the second Death Star explode in the sky, and watched as everyone cheered. Trust me, dude, I was there, I’m not lying, dude”
We lost so many good people that day. I was in command because the communications structure had completely broken down. We couldn’t convince the Ewoks to use the damn radios.
If you're joining the Marine Corps you need to get a Marine Corps tattoo before you go to boot camp. The Drill Instructors will give you special treatment for showing your loyalty.
Depends where you get the tattoo
What Bill1USMC said. We had a super-motivated hard charger in my platoon that got a Devil Dog tattoo on his shoulder before he started Recruit Training at MCRD San Diego. I was super jealous of all the extra special treatment and kind and loving attention he got from our D.I.s when they found his tattoo. I recommend that everyone entering the Corps get the biggest and most badass USMC tattoo they can afford before getting on the bus/plane...your D.I.s will be super impressed at how hard core and motivated you are! (>_^)
Your funny guys
@@BushidoDevilDog i dont know man i can see them flip the fuck out to get that tattoo and not earn it by getting accepted, what if the person with the tattoo just sucks and does not make it? they might go harder on you with that tattoo
Im no marine nor to i intend to be buuuuuuuut plz dont do that to recruits lol
I'm a 4 year Army combat veteran, got injured in Afghanistan, and this video made me very happy! Thank you for shedding some light on the problem!!
I hate these stolen valor douche-bags.
Thank you for your selfless service and your honorable sacrifice
No bro, thank YOU!
Honestly there just scum no other way to put it or change it
Bad Cattitude why not tell him it is scummy, maybe he does not know
There was a guy we know, deceased now, in a wheel chair that used to claim he was a Navy Seal and a Green Beret. I forget which one he said he was first. He always made up lies. I told him I got to meet Thomas Sewell and he rattled on about how Thomas Sewell was his personal friend and decided to become a conservative because he had a talk with him. Most of us just felt sorry for him because he was the older dude that had issues. We knew he was crazy.
Any rate he made the mistake of going online and claiming this scrap and ended up getting into real hot water.
A lot of these people that claim this are not all there.
I always enjoy these. I was the space shuttle door gunner and my seal team number was so special the general population doesn’t know my number because it is a secret number system only a select few know. I just want people to sleep peacefully at night knowing that we seals are providing them with a blanket each and every time the space shuttle is in the sky. Semper veritas fidelios
Heh which unit were you from!!??? I was a door gunner on the 1st mission of chapterrrrr 3? On operation Halo 2! You might have been right behind me!!!
I served 3 tours in Takistan and single handedly held back 30 Takistani militiamen before being injured, I then switched to a medic and healed myself and killed 10 more.
i served a tour as BLUFOR in Rasman and i'm calling stolen valor on you.
Matt Higgins I cant believe you’d claim I’m bullshitting. You were only in Rasman, that was one of the least combative zones. You probably fought off locals with rocks. Meanwhile I stole an RPK from a dead militiaman and killed 30 others (3 of which being my teammates who then turned on me) before being gunned down by my Platoon leader.
@@fynnla.e I responded to 48 bank robberies in Rasman in 1 tour thank you very much. I had friends who DIED on Checkpoint Bravo.
Matt Higgins You know nothing buddy, I actually did die in The Villa and had to switch to another character. Don’t try and compare our experiences
@@fynnla.e sir i was CHIEF OF POLICE while the indies were raining hell on us from the villa. i PERSONALLY flew 30 medevacs. you don't even know your 9 line.
Good indicator that they were not a seal is when they say "I'm a retired seal"
Just like once a Marine always a Marine
@@ryantipton1436 oddly anyone who was a marine never fails to mention they are a marine 🙃
@@Anon-zl7zw I think I'd want to talk about it if I went through their training and also got shot at
@@sirromanov3038 that's where your wrong. Marines dont about gloat their experiences they represent. You think operators and combat experience rifleman? what to talk about the shit they've seen?
@@Anon-zl7zw Oh yes they do. They don't spend months with their dick in their pants only to be humble in front of the ladies.
Donut: "Cut your video because people have short attention spans."
Also Donut: *Posts a 2 hour video*
It’s just the vod from a live stream he did
@@austincm9383 doesnt change anything
booty_ hunter420 changes everything it’s a stream dumb dumb stop being a wacker
@@booty_hunter4207 I can't respect a guy with a username like that
Me: Watches all of it
Those open palm slaps spoke for themselves and both those guys didn’t want the smoke from Rambo
Why is it 90% of the so called veterans I meet is in Special Forces, Seals or a Marine sniper? I just found out recently a friend of mine who was an Army cook has been going around telling everyone he was a Ranger but he never said it to me because he knows I'll call him out.
I killed 50 men in Afghanistan!
Weren't you a cook?
I never said they were enemy.
Thwack lmao good shit
MOS 94B. US Army Cook: motto- Death from within.
@@bawbremy Thats one of the hardest jobs in the military just because how many hours you work, one of my good friends in the Army was a cook and most people don't know you got to be at work while everyone is at PT and don't get done to after dinner 6 days a week
yavin99 Every MOS has its challenges.
I served in the civil war. main weapon? assault fridge
Zach thank you for your service
Was your side weapon the assault TV tray
@@samsterlaornos8097 that was my backup
Assault fridges are nice but they lack the range of the Assault TV tray.
Was that the standard assault fridge or the tactical assault fridge?
as the person who killed Hitler, Osama AND kony, this offends me greatly
So you're Hitler? Nice
Kony aint dead
@@siah7590 O: why would someone lie on the internet?
You killed Hitler? Wait...that means you were his handgun!
NANI!?
Saame I sexually identify as hitlers gun
Love how he acted like he was gonna prove it with his CAC lol he said nah that's a blank gift card to Starbucks
SV: Yes, i am Marine
Vet: mos?
Sv: yes, i have tons of MOSes, i got 2 in iraq, and 2 more in afghanistan
I read MOSes as Moses.
@@CesarGameBoy. Maybe it's pronounced that way 🤷♂️
Wisemankugel Memicus no lol. M O S . Pronounce the letters individually and then add the “es” lol.
@@dahanix2 I know what an MoS is. But like, I was adding to the joke. Basically the vet says "MoS?"
Retard says "Yes I have tons of Moses"
Wisemankugel Memicus Oh mk i thought you were confused on the pronunciation
Dude says he was in the Army but is in a Navy uniform.
“I am trained as a deadly weapon”
The only thing you’re trained as is The Blob from Marvel
😂😂
I was thinking he was trained to eat a plate of hotdogs in under 30 seconds
Nah Fred actually has discipline in order to keep up a 200k calorie a day diet to keep his figure , that kid barely looks like he clears 10k
That would make them a deadly weapon tho
"I served with Sgt. Skinner back in Nam...yes..." 🤣
I served in the Hundred Years War and fought side by side with King Henry V at the Battle of Agincourt
Hell YEAH
Morgan Freeman 42069
Aw sick me too man
Old timer huh? I was at Culloden in The '45
Pathetic. I helped invade england at the battle of Hastings.
All these jokesters from the past about surviving the Meme Wars and we in June 2020 have like five active theatres going.
@Jessica Lynn no
Not really but okay.
So many active theatres
You aint seen nothing yet
I served as an odst and I witnessed the death of Noble Six.
Source: Dude trust me.
@Austin Garner nah
I can confirm he was there I was the elite who stabbed noble 6.
Dude want to see by badg number its 117
Remember reach!!!
A sad day
So hilarious to see Rich go into "DS MODE" in realtime! I can actually picture the hat on him! OMG he's so fucking funny!
“Sir, I must inform you that I participated in the Spartan-IV program in 2552 during Spartan Operations as an independent branch of UNSC forces, further more I was stationed at a Spartan facility on Mars.”
You Sure about that
@@AK-pg6ss Master Chief, would you mind telling me what you're doing in this comment section?
@@candle_eatist
Stealing the valor sir
same
Thanks to all legit veterans for your service.
36:00 "My MOS was cook"
Donut: "Meth Cook?"
My dad was a green beret and my best friend's dad was a seal, both Vietnam vets. Every seal i've met has this same quality that I call a controlled burn. Like you can tell right to their spine when they're burning hot and that they are willing and able to blow at any moment, but they've got this underlying not quite calm control the whole time they are putting up with zero shit. I see the same thing in seals like Mitch and Jocko and the few seal friends I saw around my best friends dad. My dad and his friends were different but you wouldn't want to fuck with them any more than a seal. They didn't have that calm controlled burn going when they were getting mad. They would always seem totally calm like nothing was going on and then they'd suddenly go from 0 to 110.
I swear I'm a marine scout army air force sniper seal with delta force tank commander and fighter pilot training...
Man, Thank you for serving. I heard you guys did amazing things in world war 1!
I cannot read it right. Sounds kind of fake but possible too.
I know you’re lying because someone with your koalafications would surely have been rotated to the SAS for a bit to teach them how it’s done.
I’m the entire U.S armed forces
I think you're lying...
Now I can r/whoooosh this comment....
I also am incredibly military, i have armied in 5 times and was head of balloon.
I have many metals and kill, my war body is incredibly firce.
Thenkx for my surface
thenk fir all tha servises
head of balloon yo sick
Ho stronk ar you ?
Thunk fir surface
Thick fur furnace
My dad was a super tactical power ranger who punched Hitler in the face, that means he's better than you.
Ace Scale Modeling holy shit!!!! That was your dad!? I’d shake your hand and buy you a beer if I could.
my dads cooler he shot Hitler in the balls and A bombed Nagasaki he also rides a unicorn and poops gold
Is he the former spec ops green beret space ranger also, i wonder why he switched branches?
My dad pees sitting DOWN
Joke's on you my dad is in the space force so beat that!
Don Shipley's wife is the very definition of "dependoppotimus" that voice could peel paint, and her cringe photo posts in uniform are epic.
Why do they always say "oh I was a seal or a sniper or a general" like try something more believable like hey do I shot a rifle a couple times hit the target once or twice and raked leafs pretty cool
If someone walked up to me and said “I was a Marine and they told me they spent most of their career just cleaning toilets and mopping floors” I’d be like shit same dude
@@BSUPERSABRE 18yo generals are the best
arranged painted rocks at battallion hq
Because they want to be the cool guy in the movie. That's why.
What’s funny is I work at convenient store and this dude was wondering if a coffee was free because he served ww2 and ww3
"Sir WW2 ended in 1945. You've got to be at lest 64 years to qualify."
He probably had a loose screw up in his noggin
Would of asked him if the enemys just freely walked into a bullet? Ww3 gtfo
khrome 718 He's a time traveller don't be so judgy
@@the5thestate587 sureeeeeee
25:53 "I'm trained as a deadly weapon..., careful or i might sit on you..."
hahaha xD
Sumo unit
Bro that one guy saying “check it out” is like an npc whenever you’ve heard all the lines of dialogue they have to say.
"I was a seal, stationed on those rocks by the ocean there in Frisco"
It's always a SEAL, you never here anyone lying about being a forward controller
No dude saying he managed the PX.
It's always some hardened fucking guy who's seen the shit. No one wants to be an ordnance man or a forward controller or a quartermaster or a logistics officer. Everyone wants to go "I FOUGHT AND KILLED BRO." It's so cringe.
@@nataliakruschev5078 they want to seem tough I’d think, I’m not military at all but it seems pretty obvious.
My grandpa killed Hitler and bigfoot they are even making a movie about him
Im a massive fan your grandad must be Walther Model PP
@@Lem_in no he shot Hitler himself and then killed bigfoot
mr Evil_loser I am starting to question if this is a joke or actually genuine
@@eloisanzara237 nigga is you are the click?
@@eloisanzara237 he shot Hitler and then hunted down big foot. What is so hard to believe about this.
For clarification, my dad is a nam vet, my sister is active navy, grandfather was coast gaurd, and I have many, many cousins that have served or are serving.
"You're disrespecting a future US Army soldier." **Fortunate Son intensifies**
I’m pretty sure he actually became a soldier and did a tiktok bout it
@@asink5928 Good for that guy.
Theo Dudley the guy is a soundtrack rapper now not an actual soldier
@@asink5928 oof
@@asink5928 he did
17:00, airborne tanker sniper. Sniping ISIS with an Abrams tank from the back of a C130
Just as the good Lord intended
while wearing an uncle Sam outfit.
he's a gottdam national treasure
I tip my hat to you sir.
@@maxischew514 lmfao
That's violently American 🤣
@@626Pennywise We need a video of that.
“I am trained as a deadly weapon “ of course you are sit on someone’s head and they are dead.
😂
Self taught
Full-on skull crush
As someone going into the air force in the near future, that guy couldn't take off an RC plane in the salt flats
Man I never served in the military and I find it irritating when I see people do this. 😒
I find it illegal
@@vrfob4620 shoot I do believe it is a felony just like if you were to impersonate a police officer.
Unfortunately, it's only illegal if you receive money, property, or any tangible benefit. The Supreme Court ruled that making it illegal to impersonate personnel is unconstitutional by violating the First Amendment.
Or Actors. It was actually Obama that repealed the original Stolen Valor act which made it illegal to impersonate military. He later brought it back but with one difference - it's only illegal if you're profiting from it in some way (just like Wilson said). BTW, love the reference. I met Tom Hanks a few months ago when he performed in "Henry IV", super nice guy.
Yeah, I believe the original act was struck down along the lines of the Supreme Court relating it back to the Vietnam era anti-war protests with the example: "If a protester says 'I received a purple heart for killing children', should he really be charged with an offense under the act?"
Because of the differentiation between serious, sarcastic, acting, etc tones and reasons of people when claiming veteran status, it was decided to allow it.
I think it's still a misdemeanor to proclaim you got any awards, though, such as Combat Action awards, the Purple Heart, Bronze Star, Silver Star, etc. If you falsely claim to have earned the Coffin w/ Metal Handles, your punishment is bumped up to a maximum of a full year in jail.
“You civilian teenagers” 🤣🤦♂️
I always love when you ask these frauds something and they say it’s classified to avoid answering.
As opposed to them enlisted 14 year olds
DekuDude888 Dude they're so obviously the kids of someone that's actually in the service
My reaction to every clip: “look at this duuuuuude”
That tow truck driver was very polite and expressed his feelings very well
“The only way you can wear shoes like that is if you’re on profile."
“I’m low profile.” That alone shows how wrong he was
That one was definitely a joke.
I really want to see angry cops to confront stolen valor
Idiots would scream police brutality
He'd go drill sargeant mode
I tell my animation students, "I know 37 ways to kill a man..." and then I add, "They all have to do with my cooking..."
Love how they never go with some desk job or something mundane no one would give a second thought, but instead have to go Navy SEAL general airborne DELTA Force elite sniper 1st class and stick every shiny thing they see on their shirt
Administrative support doesn't impress people enough to get money out of them.
Segphalt Most people would probably be impressed if you say you’re with logistics cause it sounds cool.
That one guy did say he was commo
I would go with radio specialist, field technician, or assistant armory maintenance...
Segphalt hey man, remember Grimes? You gotta get the grind just right..
I’m waiting for the guy coked up on tons of drugs and says “I died in Iraq”
MrUltimategamer44 better yet: I died in Berlin, Iran in 2019!
Coked up refers to a person who is on cocaine the word your looking for is drugged up
Ian herp bro what? He could be high on coke, it doesn’t matter
Ian herp r/whoosh
@@averagedaredevilenjoyer5733 its only a woosh if I don't understand the joke I, in fact, do understand but choose to say FUUUUUUUCK YOU! insted
The kid at Home Depot could have just claimed he was playing army with his friends.
13:35 you know what he's right there are some branches that you don't have to shave specifically the submarine crew but when you resurface you have to get a clean shave and a haircut
I’m sure the old homeless guy has served several times generally at the county jail for various charges.
I was in the Army. We did have a lot of arms. My arms could hold many bullet shooters, my bullet slingers were fully Semi-automatic with a 50. Call Full Metal Jacket with belt fed ammo bucket. We were unstoppable and made many bad guys go to sleep.
Reading this gave me a stroke
One time my knife run out of ammo
@@microwave4928 just reload it.
One time my microwave ran out of food
Yankee with no Brim: just reload it
I did color guard for my high school graduation for NJROTC and this little kid thanked me for my service, I laughed so hard and tried to explain but the kid was super confused. My friends were laugh off to the side it was great. Thanks to the comments for reminding me of this.
yeah they shouldn't let JROTwannabes wear anything even close to real uniforms, perhaps just wear a shirt and tie with a smock like they do for the girl scouts
Color guard!!??? Awww yer good in my book! Lol
26:14 imagine committing stolen Valor to intimidate some kids. He couldn't intimidate a cheeseburger
I have the utmost respect for the guy who smacked the taste out of that clowns mouth! So much respect.
Vet: you don't remember your MOS?
fake: cocain's a hell of a drug
When I was in highschool, i was in jrotc. It was uniform wear day so I was wearing my ACU's. My mom picked me up and went straight to Walmart. I didnt want to go in bc of the uniform bc I didnt want to get someone mad or somn. Well I went in and after a few minutes a man walked up to me and said thank you for your service. I immediately told him not to thank me in a respectful way and told him that I was in jrotc and he still thanked me. I was confused but I told him again I was in jrotc I need no thanks. All he said was that he is still thankful for what I was doing, that i was working for a great thing. I told him thank you and i told him that as soon as I turn 17 I was enlisting and that made him proud. And that came from a stranger.. all I could think ab was him and what he said to me. Well I turned 17 and signed some papers for a few recruiters. Army, navy, and marines. I wanted to join all of them besides coast guard. But I had a seizure and it messed everything I planned up and my dreams of military were gone. And I feel like I disrespected that man bc of what happened..
I noticed there was no one saying this so I figured I would but you didn't do anything wrong by having a seizure. I'm sure if you could tell him he would be proud and just as thankful for the service that you gave to our country. Thank you ❤
respect bro don't dwell on the past, focus on the future and you'll be okay man i promise.
Nothing you could do man🤷♂️
It’s okay man, you only disrespected the entirety of the United States Military, your family, and by extension every human being who gave their lives for freedom. It’s no big deal, just don’t think about the fact that every single person who dies in combat from this point forward until the end of time could’ve been you, and is thereby your fault for not being there to take their place.
Jk ofc
@@ethanduran7750 why are you linking subreddits outside of Reddit
“Airborne Tanker Rolling Down The Striiiiip
Stolen Valor It’s A Stupid Fucking Triiiiip!”
I want AT LEAST ONE of them to just say "I just really like camo"
That's something I'd do cause I do love wearing camo. But I'd never pretend to have ever served. That's dumb.
I'm waiting to see one of these stolen valour videos where the stolen valour guy is actually just in his airsoft outfit, I think that would be funny.
That’s why you buy camouflage different than what the military in your country uses, I bought polish camo so it looks completely different than what the US uses, also you could just say that you play paintball and airsoft
@@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 that's a good idea to be honest, never thought about it. I always felt bad if someone asked if I served for some reason.
I was an engineer for the army. And still wear my camo pants to work all the time I'm a construction worker
Ive seen “ homeless” people begging and then suddenly pull out an iPhone X
So have I
Cell phones are a social lifeline (911, abuse resources, etc.), so it is common for someone who is homeless to have a phone before anything else.
Nicole Mann but an iPhone at the price of 1k? Even I don’t upgrade to the newest iPhones
Oh totally. I just meant seeing phones in general. sorry! hha
Bad Cattitude did they have iPhone Xs? An iPhone is fine, but a damn 1k phone ain't. Hell I'm not homeless and all I have is a 6s
I served in mw2 with multiple golden guns
There were no golden guns in MW2, that's stolen valor,!
There were no golden guns in MW2, STOLEN VALOR!
you must’ve been a marine
I got prestige 546 so clearly I need respect
The chances of angry cops stealing your children is slim but never zero.
26:18 this is the equivalent of saying “I have a girlfriend, you don’t know her though because she goes to another school”
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I wish you could meet my girlfriend. My girlfriend who lives, in Canada.
Haha! 1:09:00
Cries to cops, "He assaulted me!"
Cops: You stole valor. Self-defense
I was a English Knight. I survived the battle of Bannockburn, and went on to be the kings bodyguard. Later I fought side by side with Edward II
English knight? I'm a current Welsh farmer who's killed 10 wolves and 23 Taliban, come at me.
Welsh Farmer? well I also killed 30 scots and 24 confirmed kills on Taliban using just my sword yeeting it across the country
@@victrix6903 Yes, the most lethal of the Welsh, equipped with my mighty shotgun, deathly sharp pitchfork and a town name no-one can pronounce or spell. I'm well ready to take over England.
@@fynnla.e Also, being the most lethal of the English. armed with my mighty American minigun, with a sharp Excaliber and an extreme amount of colonies. I'm prepared to take over all of the Welsh lands.
@@victrix6903 you claim to be a Welshman but have pledged patriotism to the sodding English? Traitorous pen pidyn.
He’s not a SEAL, he’s a Sea Lyin’
Underrated comment😂
I remember I went to a flea market, and some guy in uniform was trying real hard to sell me some stolen tools or some shit. Well my group starts asking what the deal was with his uniform and he said he was army, so they start asking him questions, and the usual "It was top sekrit..." came out.
We all just laughed and walked off. Another time he told some story where he "blew up a hummer battery on his sergeant."
Was a riot lol