43rd World Stare Out Championships-R Solowka Versus Y Uzliam

The first in a series of surreally brilliant cartoon sketches which were aired on the sublimely daft comedy series Big Train (1997).
Here we get to see Barry Davies and David Joyce (blatantly modelled on Trevor Brooking) commentating on Solowka (Ukraine) and Uzliam (Russia) as they attempt to out stare each other. This spell-binding fixture will proceed despite the intervention of a streaker. Absolute class...