Donkey Kong 64 Review- Square Eyed Jak

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  • @randychristensen1028
    @randychristensen1028 Рік тому +26

    Man, I forgot how much rage Jak used to have in his videos, even down to strangling himself with controller cords in the intro hahah
    Certified classic

    • @Danny-xm1pe
      @Danny-xm1pe 2 дні тому

      It seems like he is trying too hard to imitate The Angry Video Game Nerd here.

  • @jerimiahsaiah
    @jerimiahsaiah 8 років тому +218

    i've never
    EVER seen someone rip this game apart
    until today
    lmfao

    • @bananajoelikesbanan
      @bananajoelikesbanan 4 роки тому +12

      the game is trash though.

    • @BigSmoke-xh5hi
      @BigSmoke-xh5hi 4 роки тому +3

      @@bananajoelikesbanan not really, matter of opinion

    • @BigSmoke-xh5hi
      @BigSmoke-xh5hi 4 роки тому +2

      Everyone hates this game lol

    • @BigSmoke-xh5hi
      @BigSmoke-xh5hi 4 роки тому +1

      @@bananajoelikesbanan this is why you don’t watch too many UA-cam game reviews lol.

    • @i_am_dementia9926
      @i_am_dementia9926 3 роки тому +14

      It really is trash. Nostalgia protected this game for a long time but ultimately it's more of a chore than an actual game

  • @Retrofuge
    @Retrofuge 8 років тому +163

    No childhoods were harmed during the making of this video.

    • @SquareEyedJak
      @SquareEyedJak  8 років тому +31

      +Retrofuge I love this comment xD

    • @Retrofuge
      @Retrofuge 8 років тому +25

      +Square Eyed Jak It's funny because of the huge praise from many who play the game. Especially, with people who grew up on the N64. I guess, its another victim of loved due to nostalgia.

  • @ethanciotti9103
    @ethanciotti9103 Рік тому +7

    I guess when you grow up with an N64 controller you get used to it as an adult.

  • @Super60429
    @Super60429 8 років тому +39

    Apparently, Rare actually wanted to call the game Donkey Kong World at first but for some reason, went with the trend of putting "64" at the end of the game's title like a lot of games for the system did.

  • @oki1823
    @oki1823 8 років тому +111

    Gotta give you credit for expressing your true opinion, especially for a beloved Nintendo 64 game that's also developed by Rare. Seeing how a lot of other youtubers would have kissed it's ass or not done it at all. I hope you get that 5k soon mate you deserve it.

    • @SquareEyedJak
      @SquareEyedJak  8 років тому +17

      +UnwornUniform Cheers :D

    • @mraljfri770
      @mraljfri770 5 років тому +17

      @sandalssuck someone is mad

    • @GrayD_Fox
      @GrayD_Fox 4 роки тому +3

      Oki I have never heard anyone say this game is good

    • @BigSmoke-xh5hi
      @BigSmoke-xh5hi 4 роки тому +2

      What do you mean? Everyone hates this game

    • @caraloca5947
      @caraloca5947 3 роки тому +1

      Most overrated n64 game

  • @SoshiTheYoshi
    @SoshiTheYoshi 4 роки тому +22

    He’s the angriest gamer you’ve ever heard

    • @Yungbeck
      @Yungbeck 3 роки тому +2

      James - "hold my Rolling Rock."

    • @theblueslime1019
      @theblueslime1019 3 роки тому +1

      Wow wow wow hold on a minute, where’s the guitar guy

    • @BenjaminGoodman
      @BenjaminGoodman 3 роки тому +2

      Imagine if these 2 did a collab

  • @EYTPS
    @EYTPS 3 роки тому +22

    I agree with some points in this review, but the criticism towards lack of voice acting, as well as the comparison to Conker's Bad Fur Day, is leaving out one very important detail; Conker's Bad Fur Day was released in 2001, and had *64 MB* of additional data, whereas Donkey Kong 64 was released in 1999, and its expansion pak only provided the game *4 MB* of additional space. That's why Conker could do full voice overs and cutscenes, and Donkey Kong could not. Well, then again there was Rugrats: Scavenger Hunt, which didn't even need an expansion pak and still had full voiceovers.

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 8 років тому +43

    Please note: Any harm and/or severe damage to childhoods are in fact, not fault of Square Eyed Jak inc. or any related parties.
    Please consult your game doctor.

  • @LunaticJ
    @LunaticJ 7 років тому +17

    The main difference between this game and other N64 3D platformers like Banko Kazooie and Super Mario 64 is that those games are fast faced, utilized vibrant colors to make environments clear and visible, and it doesn't drag on with pointless collectables that pad out the length if the game.

    • @DmitriyK12
      @DmitriyK12 2 роки тому

      Pointless collectibles; no offense, but maybe Madden NFL is your videogame of choice ?!

    • @pogmothoinriiii
      @pogmothoinriiii Рік тому +1

      @@Samsung_Samuel spelling mistake obviously

  • @homersams9015
    @homersams9015 8 років тому +172

    Glad you're not nostalgia blinded. Most N64 reviews are.

    • @privatepika2052
      @privatepika2052 8 років тому +4

      what is wrong with nastolga y cant someone like a game for nastolga

    • @toastbrot97
      @toastbrot97 8 років тому +34

      Because nostalgia comes from memories. And we humans tend to remember the good parts about something more then the bad. So you end up liking a game more when you played it in your childhood, then someone who just played it not so long ago. That's just how it is. I loved the game when i was a child, but even I gotta admit that he is completely right about nearly everything he complained about.
      Also children get impressed by nearly everything, so saying that you loved the game as a child while doing a review is just wrong.

    • @WolframiteWraith
      @WolframiteWraith 8 років тому +8

      You also gotta consider that some games don't age as well as others. Though sure enough, if a game can't be fun just because some times has past it's still a shit game.

    • @decadentgamer3108
      @decadentgamer3108 8 років тому +4

      Oh, I don't know. Some of the games that N64 fans hold in high regard deserve the attention. For example, I didn't grow up with a N64 and I didn't get one till about 2002. I finally got my hands on Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time around 2013 and even though the game play may feel a little outdated, I genuinely had a good experience with it.
      But I understand what you mean. For example, I love the first Spyro the Dragon game. Playing it always gives me memories of my childhood in the 90s. But even I had to realize the game didn't hold up and the sequels were better but yet, I still really love the first game lol.

    • @homersams9015
      @homersams9015 8 років тому +2

      There are some decent games on the N64 most of which have been ported elsewhere and tend to be 20 X better on something like the 3ds, most n64 reviews tend to overlook some of things Jak mentioned which when considering how expensive n64 games can get can be a real problem.

  • @Mythical444
    @Mythical444 4 роки тому +22

    This is a classic video, hilarious from start to finish

    • @SquareEyedJak
      @SquareEyedJak  4 роки тому +11

      Thank you very much. It's been a really long time and it's one I feel like has aged poorly, so I'd eventually like to give it a second chance. Cheers!

    • @Mythical444
      @Mythical444 4 роки тому +6

      Square Eyed Jak nah man, i think it aged just fine. I know back when you made it, excessive swearing wasn’t gonna harm your video monetization but I find your humor refreshing. I’m a fan of the raunchy comedy mixed with ranting and complaining.

  • @HoundXXII
    @HoundXXII 8 років тому +156

    this guy looks like a legend of Zelda npc

    • @mr.monster91666
      @mr.monster91666 4 роки тому +13

      More like an oblivion npc

    • @FensBRL
      @FensBRL 4 роки тому +4

      @@mr.monster91666 was about to say update your comment to that 😂

    • @nathanthompson7549
      @nathanthompson7549 3 роки тому +2

      He actually looks like Seth macfarland

    • @crashban4t.f.s.b783
      @crashban4t.f.s.b783 3 роки тому +1

      @@nathanthompson7549 HE DOES!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @932747
      @932747 2 роки тому +1

      He could cosplay the mailman from Zelda majoras mask

  • @RetropolisZone
    @RetropolisZone 8 років тому +23

    Recently found this channel via the MediEvil review and subscribed. I've been watching more of your videos since and they're both well written and stuff I can get some good laughs out of. This particular Donkey Kong 64 review was probably my favorite. Keep up the great work, you sad piss flap.

  • @Infinite_Omniverse
    @Infinite_Omniverse 8 років тому +55

    _I finally found someone who also doesn't like Donkey Kong 64_
    *wow*

    • @arcticdoggohd4907
      @arcticdoggohd4907 7 років тому

      Yanna
      Yo I know your channel I came from too 18 pokemon types

    • @BigAlvideos101
      @BigAlvideos101 6 років тому +6

      I hate it too! It's easily one of my most-hated games of all-time, as well as the worst of the Nintendo-era games that Rareware did!

    • @dr.ferret5802
      @dr.ferret5802 5 років тому +2

      Yanna I loooove donkey Kong country I just think donkey Kong 64 is just...well to much things to collect and when you keep looking for them you just get this is boring I quit

    • @BigSmoke-xh5hi
      @BigSmoke-xh5hi 4 роки тому

      Everyone does

    • @FuriousMan226
      @FuriousMan226 4 роки тому +1

      @@BigSmoke-xh5hi I like DK64, just an unpopular opinion.

  • @Petronious
    @Petronious 8 років тому +28

    That N64 controller scene is going to be a thing from now on.

    • @sirchris6047
      @sirchris6047 8 років тому +3

      +Petronious i hope so

    • @SquareEyedJak
      @SquareEyedJak  8 років тому +2

      +Petronious Maybe, I'm surprised I haven't been sent a gif of it yet. Was less than 24 hours for the EtD game break :P

    • @sirchris6047
      @sirchris6047 8 років тому

      Square Eyed Jak DID SOMEBODY SAY MAKE A GIF?

    • @sirchris6047
      @sirchris6047 8 років тому +1

      shit, i cant do it

    • @Petronious
      @Petronious 8 років тому +1

      +Square Eyed Jak I wanted to but figured someone else would have by now but I'll do something else as an alternative...

  • @ErdrickHero
    @ErdrickHero 4 роки тому +5

    The second stick on the Dual Shock is a leftover from the Dual Analog. The only reason there was a second stick on the Dual Analog was because Sony thought a single stick would cause it to be too similar to the N64 controller and bring upon a lawsuit.
    And now every controller has nearly the same layout.

  • @blaquelinktriforce4234
    @blaquelinktriforce4234 Рік тому +2

    If there is ever a live action adventures of tin tin movie you should play TinTin.

  • @Leon--Kennedy
    @Leon--Kennedy 3 роки тому +9

    Donkey Kong doesn't work in 3D. I honestly think Rare should've made a 4th Donkey Kong Country game on the N64.

  • @SquareEyedJak
    @SquareEyedJak  8 років тому +108

    That awkward moment between the video going up and waiting for the 22 minute mark after it's gone up, just so I can find out how much people hate me now...

  • @MicaiahHowansky
    @MicaiahHowansky 5 років тому +28

    This is my favorite N64 game, but I really understand these opinions.

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you for the understandment, because while I both understand and agree with this review, of my favourite N64 games is another Diddy Kong game of the late 1990s. m.ua-cam.com/video/3gPXyMK4Lls/v-deo.html

  • @TheGiooman
    @TheGiooman Рік тому +3

    I love spending my off days watching old school Jaky boi 😅😁

  • @liammustapha6643
    @liammustapha6643 3 роки тому +6

    4:58 Joy-con drift be like

  • @matthewmangan5161
    @matthewmangan5161 4 роки тому +7

    It was an overly dark, empty mess with a strangely good atmosphere here and there

  • @NatEZ1993
    @NatEZ1993 4 роки тому +8

    My unpopular opinion i will ever have is, i loved the N64 when it was new but sadly it hasnt aged very well.

  • @TheGlasgowGamer
    @TheGlasgowGamer 8 років тому +29

    Great review dude! Yeah as much as I love Donkey Kong and the like, I honestly think 64 was WAY too complex for its own good and felt more like a poor man's Banjo Kazooie than a proper Donkey Kong Country-like experience. It is a damn shame too, because I had heard all the praise about it a few years ago, and it then came on the Virtual Console, giving me a chance to finally experience. It became clear that it doesn't hold up all that well anymore.

    • @roberthata6732
      @roberthata6732 8 років тому +3

      I hive to compline ibout et. If you hive the orgienizietion, doing et kong by kong. You'll finish the level fast. End remember, Banjo Kazooin never sived your level progress.

  • @mr.complainer6951
    @mr.complainer6951 6 років тому +6

    6:06 You know something interesting. When NaughtyDog we're developing Crash Bandicoot. They were planing to add a lava level that's all orange but they removed it because since Crash is orange. You can lose track of him pretty quick.
    Why i'm talking about this?
    Because "orange" leves.

    • @MazaJesi91
      @MazaJesi91 4 роки тому

      It was, I believe going by memory, a lava level. In fact, in the first Crash games there is almost no full lava levels. Only some appears in Koala Kong's boss fight in Crash 1, then in a secret path in a Sewers level in Crash 2 while more appears in the 2 Prehistoric levels in Crash 3.

  • @cibby6155
    @cibby6155 3 роки тому +3

    I don't remember this episode of the AVGN

  • @TheTomboy23
    @TheTomboy23 7 років тому +8

    This is the funniest review I have ever seen.

  • @Fre4k4life
    @Fre4k4life 5 років тому +11

    I still find it hilarious how people these days can't comprehend how to hold a nintendo 64 controller, even harder when smashed to pieces :)

    • @MysteryMouseketool
      @MysteryMouseketool 4 роки тому +8

      It just means the controller was badly designed

    • @cookiesontoast9981
      @cookiesontoast9981 4 роки тому +7

      @@MysteryMouseketool It was, one of the poorest controllers I've ever used, I love N64 but the controller is definitely not one of its strong suits, plus the analogue stick on so many of my N64 controllers has stopped working correctly.

  • @thehypist2587
    @thehypist2587 8 років тому +8

    You sir, have trash-talked one of my favorite games of all time... and I love it! I don't think this game is bad, but you do make valid points. The levels do get samey and I don't like playing as Tiny most of the time, but the music and the gameplay makes it so much fun.
    While this game hasn't aged well (There are tons of glitches that allow you to get Golden Bananas early), I can still say that, as someone who played the original N64 version and the re-release on Wii U VC, I still think this game holds up in it's fun gameplay and soundtrack. Great review BTW.

    • @SquareEyedJak
      @SquareEyedJak  8 років тому +5

      +The Hypist Well thanks, it's responses like this that I love... because all the rest are destroying me :P

    • @thehypist2587
      @thehypist2587 8 років тому +6

      People need to learn to take criticism sometimes. I'm surprised you didn't bring up Beaver Bother, or any of the other frustrating Bananas in the game. You could've elaborated on what your favorite level or music track was, but that's expecting to much from a (mostly) negative review.
      Honestly, if it was possible, I'd like another DK64. For one, this is Donkey Kong's only 3D outing (Returns and Tropical Freeze retread the SNES games), and I kind of liked playing as Lanky and Chunky, with the latter having no big appearances as of late. Still, it's a good game nonetheless.

    • @Abandoned_account534
      @Abandoned_account534 4 роки тому +1

      @@thehypist2587 fuck beaver bother

  • @Samsung_Samuel
    @Samsung_Samuel Рік тому +1

    12:47 I think you're meant to see what order the barrels light up which is in a circle rotating anticlockwise or clockwise and predict which one will light up next. When I played that part, that is what I did and after I figured that out, it was fine

  • @jakeblake415
    @jakeblake415 7 років тому +9

    If you download this game on the Wii U, the Restore Point option IS YOUR FRIEND on the REALLY tough tasks.

    • @stevenatorbensonica4653
      @stevenatorbensonica4653 7 років тому +2

      also,the gamepad and pro controller are way better then the n64 controller

    • @y2commenter246
      @y2commenter246 7 років тому +1

      0415jacob Recently bought this on Wii U, and I couldn't agree more.

  • @charlesstrickland7322
    @charlesstrickland7322 8 років тому +25

    Although Rareware made the critically acclaimed Banjo-Kazooie, this one kinda fell short by making a sequel and making it bigger, and BIGGER, AND BIGGER! This resulted in a lack of polish from what we usually see from Rareware. Collectathons are already kinda slow-paced, they really didn't need to add more stuff to make it even slower to the point of barely any fun. I do like the variety of things such as the characters, bonus stages, and etc although i don't think they were executed properly. I wouldn't say it's a bad game, but an OK game.

  • @ThatBluDude
    @ThatBluDude 5 років тому +22

    Beat this 101%
    😎
    Yeah I regret it...

  • @aquamanbeforehewascool5347
    @aquamanbeforehewascool5347 9 місяців тому +1

    It's good to hear the opinion of someone who didn't grow up with Nintendo and therefore doesn't have the nostalgia bias that so many other reviewers have.

  • @bandicootsauce4569
    @bandicootsauce4569 6 років тому +4

    Any thoughts on King K. Rool being added to Smash Bros, Jakky?

  • @nathanthompson7549
    @nathanthompson7549 3 роки тому +2

    How did you play rare replay if you don't have an Xbox one

  • @Vaguer_Weevil
    @Vaguer_Weevil 8 років тому +27

    I got this on the Wii U Virtual Console, it was ok until I kept getting lost in the cave level with lots of water and debris falling from the ceiling. I stopped playing and haven't touched it ever since. Also had a hard time at the start of the game trying to figure out how to throw grenades since the game tells you to press a button that the Wii U doesn't have, had to look up a walkthrough for a tutorial lol.

  • @caraloca5947
    @caraloca5947 3 роки тому +18

    Most accurate review of this game ever✔️

  • @slvr2732
    @slvr2732 8 років тому +3

    I've been watching quite a few videos of yours recently. Gotta say, I love the improvement you've made over the years.

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 6 років тому +2

    Okay, so the reason why the N64 joysticks have issues is because they were made using a simple mechanism which involves plastic running against plastic, which causes the stick to degrade. However, the N64 controllers worked fine at the time and Nintendo never assumed that anyone would be playing N64 games 22 years after the console was released and knowing that the analogue sticks would work fine throughout the console’s lifespan, and therefore released it with it’s simple mechanism.

    • @thiccluigi6906
      @thiccluigi6906 4 роки тому

      Still doesn't change the fact that the controller is bad.

  • @w1ntermode
    @w1ntermode 8 років тому +8

    I got an N64 last week, got Wave Race a Banjo Kazooie and also picked up a game called "Iggy's Reckin' Balls". It may be worth a look, its a very quirky racer.

  • @luigimario1991
    @luigimario1991 8 років тому +12

    This is going to be great.

  • @TheGameCreator13
    @TheGameCreator13 8 років тому +13

    Man people don't like their child hood being trash talked because everything in your child hood is inherently good and cannot be critiqued to ANY extent, I positively loved this game as a kid but that doesn't mean I can't take one of my favorite childhood memories being picked apart, Though honestly you're not really getting harsh backlash though, I'm just talking in general when someone picks apart something others love and they get so upset cause its an opinion they can't take,
    Great video, A completely non-nostalgia-biased review of this game
    It has flaws that should be acknowledged
    Subscribed.

    • @SquareEyedJak
      @SquareEyedJak  8 років тому +4

      +TheGameCreator13 These are the comments I love, thank you. :D

    • @TheGameCreator13
      @TheGameCreator13 8 років тому +1

      Square Eyed Jak
      heheh you're welcome 👍

    • @TheGameCreator13
      @TheGameCreator13 8 років тому

      *****
      Just a game we can analyze to help designers design better games by learning from past mistakes :]

    • @TheGameCreator13
      @TheGameCreator13 8 років тому

      *****
      Just gonna say that sounds like an opinion
      I never can get why Nintendo doesn't make the games people want, Maybe the demand just isn't big enough in Japan
      I'm also sure you've heard of Yooka-Laylee I'll assume? Also heard Microsoft plans on doing something with the IP's they've had stashed away... but I guess that doesn't include DK.
      Eh I dunno
      Nintendo is a mystery :l

    • @TheGameCreator13
      @TheGameCreator13 8 років тому

      *****
      Its gonna be for PC, Wii U and a Sony/Microsoft console
      Not entirely sure on their exact plan for that, Probably gonna change that either way but it is for sure coming to PC
      Yooka Laylee is being made by old Rare not the ones at Microsoft, the old Rare members company name is Playtonic Games
      So getting something to play Yooka Laylee isn't going to be hard

  • @saldeluca7998
    @saldeluca7998 8 років тому +2

    Warp pads help greatly with backtracking. Why was this not said?

    • @MrDmoney156
      @MrDmoney156 6 років тому +1

      despite the helpful banana pads they're still a chore to get to areas that don't even have the pads at all.
      they play a big part to being just shortcuts and not much of a circumstance to helping the backtracking.

  • @malcus8485
    @malcus8485 5 років тому +4

    While I personally disagree with your conclusion, your production quality never fails to impress and entertain! Great video!!

  • @MR.__G
    @MR.__G 4 роки тому +5

    I loved his game growing up, but I can’t be mad at your takes.

  • @jerimiahsaiah
    @jerimiahsaiah 6 років тому +4

    LMAO DUDE THIS IS A THROWBACK I'M STILL LAUGHING HARD

  • @TomPetty60
    @TomPetty60 8 років тому +11

    Love this review! So funny!

  • @yosh2165
    @yosh2165 8 років тому +6

    I've never played this game and thanks to this video I don't think I ever will. Old Nintendo games always get away for being bad due to nostalgia but it's good to see someone not be brainwashed by nostalgia. Good video man. Have fun with the inevitable comment that'll probably be a death threat for disliking this game. :D

    • @SquareEyedJak
      @SquareEyedJak  8 років тому +2

      +SHINYLIGHTZ I wouldn't recommend it, thanks. I'll be sure to let them know my personal address, as well as the location of my friends and family's homes.

    • @yosh2165
      @yosh2165 8 років тому +3

      If you do be sure to get some flame resistant suits. Nintendo fanboys are heavily equipped with fire mushrooms.

  • @DmitriyK12
    @DmitriyK12 2 роки тому +3

    We desperately need a sequel to DK64...maybe for the Nintendo Switch or the 3DS and call it DK128 (or DK's New Age Adventure).

  • @monochaos9442
    @monochaos9442 8 років тому +9

    I just want to point something out that is bugging me and will continue to do so until I point this i credly petty of me thing out. Pauline never "became" Peach. Pauline and Peach are two seperate characters. Don't believe me? Check out the second Mario Vs Donkey Kong game. Pauline reappears in it as her own character.

    • @SquareEyedJak
      @SquareEyedJak  8 років тому +8

      Yeah I didn't realise that at the time. My bad

  • @hipersonicc9736
    @hipersonicc9736 5 років тому +2

    I thought the ammo and crystals were shared

  • @PyroMaker3
    @PyroMaker3 8 років тому +30

    so you are done with this game...................
    review Ratchet and Clank

  • @wilrc6
    @wilrc6 8 років тому +5

    I love this game but trying to play this on the Wii U virtual console is a nightmare. The gamepad controls are atrocious.

    • @MrDmoney156
      @MrDmoney156 6 років тому

      Yes! Thank GOD I'm not the only one!

  • @jaripeoymusica1418
    @jaripeoymusica1418 8 років тому +2

    this is my new favorite Fucking channel of all time (video game wise)

  • @RobotPlush
    @RobotPlush 4 роки тому +1

    I played Banjo-Kazooie and i never had issues with the joystick

  • @SQGReviewShow
    @SQGReviewShow 8 років тому +6

    I loved this game as a kid, but nowadays I have no time for a massive literal collectathon like DK64. I always hated some of the mini games, especially the one where you're a Klaptrap trying to lure a set number of beavers into a central pit

  • @algerianboi_213
    @algerianboi_213 7 років тому +1

    i began playing this on the wii u virtual console in august and i am still in frantic factory

  • @LeaveTheMark_YT
    @LeaveTheMark_YT 6 років тому +14

    Nostalgia blinded comments are juicy to read :3

  • @themagnificentmrmcgee
    @themagnificentmrmcgee 7 років тому +2

    Ah, the wonderful smashes/controller breaks! For something so simple I always find them a delight.

  • @systemofadownsyndrome6177
    @systemofadownsyndrome6177 6 років тому +9

    Youre hilarious lmao . That controller used to piss me off when I was playing golden eye n64 haha. Just the look of it and the way you had to hold it to play bothered me alot. Still love it though

    • @Skippychops
      @Skippychops 6 років тому +4

      That controller is the most putrid, liquefied shit sauce that unloads human waste into your brand new Nintendo console when you turn it on... and then it sprays all over your eyes, with a few chunks into your mouth that is open because you're screaming in terror

    • @systemofadownsyndrome6177
      @systemofadownsyndrome6177 6 років тому +4

      @@Skippychops your absolutely correct lmao. I hated the controller but I love the 64 . When you get used to holding the controller and start playing a few games it's not that bad

  • @xJC2x
    @xJC2x Рік тому +1

    I remember having this game as a kid. At the time i didn't know that i had to beat the Donkey Kong arcade game twice to progress in the actual game. I always played it for fun but Once i found that out let's just say it tested my patience. I got so mad to the point to where i stopped trying to get it for a good 15 years. It wasn't until yesterday i was like "it's been 15 years. i need to get this damn coin." I sat there for an hour & finally got it. Now I'm stuck on those damn slides.

  • @dannypalin9583
    @dannypalin9583 7 років тому +4

    One aspect about DK64 that has always irked me is the fact that the intro cutscene has fully spoken dialogue, whereas the rest of the game uses text boxes. To add to that, the voice actors are really incoherent at times, what with King K Rool's Darth Vader voice sounding too much like a prolonged growl and everyone else talking as if their tongues are hanging out.

  • @malcolmmulholland2163
    @malcolmmulholland2163 6 років тому +1

    Hi there. I was wondering if you can review the Donkey Kong Country games, especially Donkey Kong Country Returns and Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze. If you can, that would be great.

  • @checob224
    @checob224 5 років тому +5

    The best DK game in the history of all DK games

  • @BleakVision
    @BleakVision 8 років тому +2

    It's a freaking reskin of Banjo Kazooie. Textures, animations sound effects... just awful

  • @Sammmmmmmm617
    @Sammmmmmmm617 8 років тому +9

    Preparing to expand dong!

  • @Elfos64
    @Elfos64 7 років тому +2

    Actually, the Crystal coconuts, camera film, and ammo were joint inventory between all the kongs. The music was also joint, but there are so few circumstances you need to use it that it doesn't really matter. Also, why are you ragging on the controller so much? No game requires using more than 2 of the prongs, the C buttons never gave me as much trouble as you claim they gave you (if you couldn't remember which one was which, that's your fault) and I don't know what you did to your controllers but the joysticks never stopped working for me. Sure, they got really loose, but they'd still work, and they generally only got loose if you played Mario Party with them. Also, for King Kut Out, you don't have to wait for the barrel cannons to light up, you could just stand by them waiting for it to pop up in front of the cannon and then quickly jump in. Also, you're supposed to get the Nintendo and Rareware Coins before you enter K Rool's level, it's your fault if you neglected to do so; however, I agree they should be bonuses, not requirements.

  • @EstebanMenchacaGamboa
    @EstebanMenchacaGamboa 8 років тому +48

    The AVGN influence is strong here... well in your every video m8

    • @mokeeh4821
      @mokeeh4821 8 років тому +6

      +Esteban Menchaca I also noticed he took some inspiration from PatStrikesBack in his Enter the Dragonfly review, but it's not a huge problem though since he still manages to say his own opinions about certain games he review.

    • @BillyBob_McSanchez
      @BillyBob_McSanchez 8 років тому +12

      +Esteban Menchaca Honestly, his AVGN style. It really brings back the old style of the AVGN episodes. Now days, James rushes through the game or half asses the raunchy humor. If he's gonna make a Nerd review, then he should take his time. At least Square Eyed Jack doesn't completely copy AVGN, try watching GameDude's reviews and you'll see how bad of a reviewer he is

    • @justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145
      @justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145 7 років тому +5

      With his preference of the PlayStation, he also kinda reminds me of Caddicarus.

    • @evanpeartree
      @evanpeartree 6 років тому

      At least AVGN is charming and likable. This guy is just an asshole.

    • @BigSmoke-xh5hi
      @BigSmoke-xh5hi 4 роки тому

      @@evanpeartree how? Just because he doesn’t like ur favourite game? Salty kid

  • @christophersoper
    @christophersoper 8 років тому

    Hay. What game do you LIKE. what is your FAVORITE game that you WOULD PLAY/BEAT more then ONE time

  • @mechabroski9993
    @mechabroski9993 5 років тому +2

    ahhhh old video, very nice. thank you my rock princess.

  • @HumbledGoat
    @HumbledGoat 6 років тому +2

    Haha I can fully understand where you're coming from. I just replayed the game for old time sake, but it didn't age that well. I agree with most things you said. They might as well call it DK Hallway!

  • @paradygmshift7826
    @paradygmshift7826 4 роки тому +6

    Even though you're ripping apart one of my favorite games of all time, you're hilarious so I'm cool with it.

  • @Sammmmmmmm617
    @Sammmmmmmm617 8 років тому +1

    How did you replace the N64 stick with a gamecube one? I need to do this cause mine is loose as fuck!

    • @SquareEyedJak
      @SquareEyedJak  8 років тому

      +cookiezmilk I bought the stick off ebay, look it up. We are on UA-cam you realise? :P It's pretty easy and worth it, trust me

    • @colbymccain9999
      @colbymccain9999 8 років тому

      +Square Eyed Jak hi

    • @Sammmmmmmm617
      @Sammmmmmmm617 8 років тому +1

      Square Eyed Jak
      Thank mate. The N64 controller stick breaks so easily and pisses me off when I want to play some of their games.

  • @jerrik96
    @jerrik96 5 років тому +4

    I think you needed to play Banjo-Kazooie first.

    • @SquareEyedJak
      @SquareEyedJak  5 років тому +5

      Well I played 2 levels of Banjo since and then gone back to DK64. it only made my angrier at how this game was handled, however this video is super old and not as balanced as I would have liked looking back.

    • @jerrik96
      @jerrik96 5 років тому +5

      @@SquareEyedJak Yeah, it's mainly for context purposes. Trust me, it didn't take long for me to realize DK64 was designed to be tedious and nearly impossible to 100%, or even just beat. Banjo-Kazooie (and Tooie in most ways) did collectathons much better, and did a pretty good job of showing what Rare's 3d style was.

  • @cyshadowx
    @cyshadowx 8 років тому +2

    Your reviews are awesome keep it up bro

  • @Kaboomboo
    @Kaboomboo 7 років тому +5

    I do love this game but yeah, a unbiased review does point out the glaring flaws.

  • @AlexKidd
    @AlexKidd 5 років тому

    I didn't notice the barrels lighting up either, I just followed the pattern of where he was appearing next and beat it that way. This video has so many dislikes but no comments explaining why he is wrong, because it's all true

  • @imadmohamed841
    @imadmohamed841 8 років тому +35

    If you want a bad Donkey Kong game, then you should check out the Donkey Konga games. Those are the real stinkers in the Donkey Kong franchise.

    • @cookiestar456
      @cookiestar456 8 років тому +7

      What about that racing game on the Wii? That one was ATROCIOUS.

    • @algerianboi_213
      @algerianboi_213 7 років тому +4

      dk barrel blast/jet race

    • @lordeilluminati
      @lordeilluminati 6 років тому +4

      It is a worse version of Taiko no Tatsujin. It could be a decent game if it had songs tailored to bongos in mind (or musics remade with actual bongos) like Guitar Hero, but these games are filled with random songs and a DK skin.

    • @DamnZtar
      @DamnZtar 4 роки тому

      Returns and Tropical Freeze are way worse

  • @zachl1226
    @zachl1226 7 років тому +8

    I came here to Expand Dong.

    • @Anon24052
      @Anon24052 5 років тому +1

      Damn, I Fucking Hate DONKEY KONG 64 Developed By RareWare Published by NINTENDO And Released On Nintendo 64

  • @KyleKirkpatrick123
    @KyleKirkpatrick123 8 років тому +1

    Are any of the classic "Tomb Raider" games on your list? (By classic I mean the PS1 Games!!)

  • @Wade_Tyler
    @Wade_Tyler 2 роки тому +4

    I can imagine fans of the game feeling salty after watching this 😂

  • @jacobkarlin3366
    @jacobkarlin3366 6 років тому +1

    Been trying to work up motivation to get past the first level since 1999

    • @AlexKidd
      @AlexKidd 5 років тому

      This was me aswell, I just finished this like a month ago though, I was such a big fan of dkc I had to get through this one way or another

  • @caraloca5947
    @caraloca5947 3 роки тому +3

    Damn the fucking switches

  • @sipkepostma5850
    @sipkepostma5850 8 років тому +2

    great video man keep up the good work!!!

  • @Yellowpikmin27
    @Yellowpikmin27 8 років тому +8

    Donkey Kong 64 is bad but at least it's not Bubsy. The game definitely does get repetitive and monotonous. It's okay in some areas but it can't stand up to other great platformers like Banjo Kazooie, Jak and Daxter, and Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom.

  • @paulphoenix1669
    @paulphoenix1669 8 років тому +3

    awesome video, as per usual

  • @UltraPrimeHunter
    @UltraPrimeHunter 8 років тому +4

    You mention rare replay, do you own an xbox one? And ye I hate the n64, so glad i was able to play ocarina of time and majora's mask on 3ds. and other rare games on xbox.

  • @pinkpanther4291
    @pinkpanther4291 8 років тому +2

    Another great one, m8!

  • @kittykat6897
    @kittykat6897 8 років тому +3

    Tbh i loved this game it was a highlight for me on 64 So much content!

  • @antoniomerette8393
    @antoniomerette8393 6 років тому +1

    With the whole item collecting problem, can't you just simply collect what you can get with one kong, backtrack to the character select, and then collect what you can with the next kong etc.

    • @thiccluigi6906
      @thiccluigi6906 4 роки тому +2

      That's exactly the problem with the game. In addition, you have to get another kong for certain things in order to do the task with the corresponding kong.

  • @gamerboysp2559
    @gamerboysp2559 5 років тому +3

    *sees this video*
    Someone who is willing to stand up to the gods?!

  • @kenn7459
    @kenn7459 6 років тому +1

    finally someone who isn't blinded by nostalgia.

  • @superlombax1561
    @superlombax1561 7 років тому +4

    4:58 Goes from speaking mostly calm to yelling out of nowhere. Lol

  • @itsmatt517
    @itsmatt517 7 років тому +1

    Conkers bad fur day was a more recent game and used the largest cartridge capacity

  • @theonionkingdom8060
    @theonionkingdom8060 6 років тому +11

    I have a lot of nostalgia for this game, and I still really enjoy it. But really, it isn't very good at all. It's really dated, repetitious and boring. I'm glad that you've shown the problems of this game and how it isn't a very good game at all. Great review Jak!

  • @josephfrye7342
    @josephfrye7342 7 років тому

    and speaking of resident evil biohazard remake on current platforms.. since when did rareware got to Microsoft?

    • @josephfrye7342
      @josephfrye7342 7 років тому

      oh those are Resident evil/Biohazard hd remaster aka 4k remaster on current platforms.

  • @shadowlugia5766
    @shadowlugia5766 7 років тому +6

    Despite the negative tone, all of the points you made in the review are good, and it is entertaining to watch. I agree on many of the points, such as the camara control, padding, backtracking, etc. The bland mini-games are something that I think got a little too excessive, especially some of them being really hard due to glitches. But I feel the mini-games could have been used a little bit less and they would be okay, and not making them as hard (re-trying the same mini game for over 20 minutes is not fun).
    I do find the worlds fun to explore, playing this game nowadays feels fresh because there aren´t this types of games anymore. I wanted to play more games like Mario 64 and banjo kazooie so that is why I got this game. I had only played parts of this when I was a kid, but never owned it myself. So I have a little bit of nostalgia, but not too much(the friend who owned it only got to the third level).
    I agree that beating the 2 retro games for the nintendo and rareware coins, in order to beat the game is really off-putting. I have been trying to beat Donkey Kong and have easily played over an hour and never get past level 3. These games, while I can aprreciate their designs and the history behind them, make me look at them in a diffrent light when I found out I have to beat them to progress. Thankully, there are gitches to by-pass these games but this should have just been a fun little easter egg.