Donald Trump Acts Like A Villain To Energize His Base

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  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 5 років тому +571

    "I don't want to be crude, but your business is dead!" If there's one thing Donnie knows it's a dead business.
    He's killed so many!

    • @ripadipaflipa4672
      @ripadipaflipa4672 5 років тому +12

      Opus 313 : killed them very bigly

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 5 років тому +8

      Including his own. He went bankrupt at least six times.

    • @melindac3368
      @melindac3368 5 років тому +4

      Opus, good one!

    • @jessiebushman7413
      @jessiebushman7413 5 років тому

      Much like woman

    • @Flipson456
      @Flipson456 5 років тому +8

      Yes...The real downfall of the American Empire...it is happening...Russia and China are influencing in Latin America, Middle East and Africa.. America is isolating itself because of the "America First" motto..it has really damaged itself.

  • @gooberzmom
    @gooberzmom 5 років тому +299

    if he had to say ''I was never there'' then you know for sure he WAS there.

    • @sympthylost
      @sympthylost 5 років тому +27

      Exactly! No one even asked him, he just randomly threw that out. It's NO COLLUSION 2.0. 🙄😩

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +10

      He'll be his own witness for the prosecution. He never knows when to shut up.

    • @1Kent
      @1Kent 5 років тому +1

      Is that meant to be a pre-emptive lie?

    • @JNArnold
      @JNArnold 5 років тому +6

      Trump - Never not projecting his own actions and behaviors onto someone else.

    • @evadrediger893
      @evadrediger893 5 років тому +3

      Can you get to an island by boat? Or only by plane? Dont rich people including trump have “ boats” yachts ? Fairly sure they do.

  • @trinelangohr6661
    @trinelangohr6661 5 років тому +258

    "I didn't got to the island" - next thing we see will be footage of him on the island, his plane ticket to the island and his entry about going to the island in his diary....

    • @sabercat5490
      @sabercat5490 5 років тому +26

      And then he'll say its fake news and blame the 'fake' media for lying to the American people, like he always does.

    • @bellenice5670
      @bellenice5670 5 років тому +12

      Trump...I don't know him...NEVER a fan

    • @Soleil_de_Helturel
      @Soleil_de_Helturel 5 років тому +12

      trump can't write, why would he have a diary?

    • @sabercat5490
      @sabercat5490 5 років тому +10

      @@Soleil_de_Helturel I mean his Twitter account is pretty much his diary. He rants there every night before he goes to bed after watching faux news.

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 5 років тому +1

      He cant last all the way to the island.

  • @CidTheGargoyle
    @CidTheGargoyle 5 років тому +167

    "The wind stops blowing and no more electricity."
    I don't think it works that way.

    • @ericpmoss
      @ericpmoss 5 років тому +3

      According to Agent Orange, the wind stops blowing and turbines stop causing cancer.

    • @ZaffyTaffy
      @ZaffyTaffy 5 років тому +10

      @@duncan5063 uhh dude? He was making a snarky comment against trump. He was saying (as I read it) "that's because you CAN think, so sorry you can't be president." As in they're not stupid enough.

    • @mrluchtverfrisser
      @mrluchtverfrisser 5 років тому +2

      @@duncan5063 r/woooosh

  • @CloudsGirl7
    @CloudsGirl7 5 років тому +1460

    Actually, speaking as an American, I'm fine with my money going toward helping immigrants and refugees.
    Drumpf's pointless golf trips and military parades, not so much.

    • @6Diego1Diego9
      @6Diego1Diego9 5 років тому +88

      CloudsGirl7 not to mention immigrants pay taxes too. income, social security, sales tax.

    • @joyphillips1821
      @joyphillips1821 5 років тому +11

      Except when the liberals are deliberately screwing over immigrants and refugees who were allowed into the country and didn't climb over a border. Oh and guess what... those LEGAL IMMIGRANTS pay taxes too. And we see how you think you can control us.... Careful... a few of us will be made citizens soon and you will see the full impact of how you treat the ones who had to wait in line.

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 5 років тому +4

      Me, too.

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 5 років тому +4

      6Diego1Diego9 Great point. 👏👏👏

    • @camelthegamer7165
      @camelthegamer7165 5 років тому +9

      @Bud Fudlacker Consider this, bud. Every kid who grows up here could be the one who cures cancer because of our public schools. Just think about it. Nukes would still be dropped by a plane and parachute if it wasn't for those Nazis we brought back (you know, Immigrates) instead of today's ICBMs and submarine launched warheads.
      I'd like it if Cancer could just fucking die and this man (or lizard person) is the biggest obstacle to that great goal. Take your space force (overpaid air force) and shove it right up your ass next to that lump on your colon.

  • @lettylunasical4766
    @lettylunasical4766 5 років тому +221

    "The wind stopped blowing. No electricity." LMAO!!

    • @michaelleahy123
      @michaelleahy123 5 років тому +35

      Yes, he did say that.he is total moron

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 років тому +7

      As much as I am opposed to capital punishment, and especially making a martyr of President 💩, if he must face judicial execution, he should be electrocuted...except he has to produce the electricity himself by means of a pedal-powered generator. If he fails to pedal, he gets painfully prodded by Rosie O’Donnell.

    • @broski365
      @broski365 5 років тому +9

      He's doubling down. That way whatever he said before doesnt seem so socking and stupid. Trump supporters treat him like a story teller. To me hes like an insane uncle from Duck Dynasty rambling about whatever he's trying to prove, or get out of. Looks like shady propaganda.

    •  5 років тому +2

      @@Chunkboi *it is just a tiny remark* If u r really at least a little bit against murdering You couldnt event think of this topic even as a joke...

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original 5 років тому +9

      @Decem what are you even talking about?? batteries are MADE to store energy, genius. and to say that you need a pile of coal standing by, because the WIND and the SUN'S energy might be insufficient? seriously? the sun sends more energy to earth in an hour than humanity could possibly use in a year.
      trolls.

  • @MrGnidlih
    @MrGnidlih 5 років тому +378

    Germany got more energy from solar and wind than fossil fuels this June, but what do they know, they're only one of the most successful economies in the world.

    • @thefloridamanofytcomments5264
      @thefloridamanofytcomments5264 5 років тому +2

      Ake Hilding glad they decided not to take Romania’s this time 😂

    • @scottrowe533
      @scottrowe533 5 років тому +34

      ...and I'm willing to bet money the television doesn't shut off when the wind stops blowing or the sun goes down. Trump is such a lying, pompous d*ckhead.

    •  5 років тому +4

      If Germany would care just a little bit for anything... e-golf would be cheaper then golf D like 10 years after they learnt about climate change (let say mid 90s) but in reality it is still 6K € more expensive nowdays... look take this comment as friendly as possible but Germany (and France) needs to be role model in Europe...

    • @Sloppyunderfoot
      @Sloppyunderfoot 5 років тому +2

      @@scottrowe533 Yes, it's called a battery.

    • @dianeshelton9592
      @dianeshelton9592 5 років тому +5

      Ake Hilding the uk ran on renewable sources for 2 weeks this August

  • @bullettube9863
    @bullettube9863 5 років тому +355

    What a great symbol of America's might: An American Bald Eagle attacking an enemy of Democracy!

    • @whitneyneely2880
      @whitneyneely2880 5 років тому +7

      He should use that in his reelection campaign.

    • @ReiHinoSenshi
      @ReiHinoSenshi 5 років тому +18

      Save us brave bald eagle!

    • @Jackie-cw3yw
      @Jackie-cw3yw 5 років тому +10

      Ironic that we picked that animal to represent us & now he's showing us why! Nice!

    • @thepackable
      @thepackable 5 років тому +5

      Bald eagles see all. From far away. Nothing escapes their eye. Especially the biggest loser that eagle ever saw.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 5 років тому

      Like Thorondor attacking Morgoth... Sadly, this one didn't get to scratch up the villain's face.
      (Sorry - like Stephen, I'm a geek for Middle-Earth.)

  • @gdtoob
    @gdtoob 5 років тому +200

    Why would you weaken the endangered species act? Why? I genuinely don’t understand.

    • @neddelley8766
      @neddelley8766 5 років тому +42

      💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲, it's always about the Benjamin's, profit over planet.

    • @peteklinger6150
      @peteklinger6150 5 років тому +29

      Fracking or drilling in National Parks .... and his feckless sons will hunt them , you know .... to put them outta their misery , cause that family embodies empathy !!!

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 5 років тому +20

      He always does something crazy whenever people are onto him, which just makes him more suspicious in relation to Jeffery Epstein.

    • @mattdoesgame7280
      @mattdoesgame7280 5 років тому +2

      Because mostly, it’s a waste. We usually do not do our job protecting these animals, so WHY PAY

    • @o76923
      @o76923 5 років тому +4

      Environmental impact surveys are expensive and the only possible outcome of them is companies involved in resource extraction or that produce runoff have less value because they can't do something they wanted to.

  • @anonagain
    @anonagain 5 років тому +295

    New motto below the Statue of Liberty: "Give us your best, your educated, your 1% yearning to be wealthier."

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 5 років тому +22

      According to the Trump administration, it only refers to immigrants from Europe.

    • @MeredithAnne88
      @MeredithAnne88 5 років тому +9

      He is despicable.

    • @roxannemaxwellmba6288
      @roxannemaxwellmba6288 5 років тому +2

      ...or any white guy that does not meet any of the above criteria.

    • @sprybug
      @sprybug 5 років тому +15

      @@kty3727 Trump said it himself. "Why can't we get more immigrants from Norway?"

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 5 років тому +14

      @@kty3727 No, the "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore." refers only to Europeans, according to Trump. Stop trying to score imaginary points in a non argument and educate yourself instead.

  • @ManDudeYeah
    @ManDudeYeah 5 років тому +603

    Just listen to the way he speaks... Even more mind blowing is that his supporters are seemingly impressed with him! Get me off this insane ride already.

    • @pattygreen8064
      @pattygreen8064 5 років тому +7

      are you talking about colbert because yeah its pretty crazy how brain dead his fans are nowadays . remember when he was funny and called out bullshit instead of spewing it? trump is no prize that's for sure but by all non partisan metrics he is doing a pretty good job, especially when it comes to exposing how full of shit the liberal media is though to be fair they do most of the work themselves. kinda hard to make fun of his "fake new" comments when they have been working so hard to prove him right over the last few years.

    • @willhunt4824
      @willhunt4824 5 років тому +5

      None of your democrats have a clue how to do 1/10 of what he's done. Who Biden??? Please.

    • @Ihatebs
      @Ihatebs 5 років тому +30

      @@willhunt4824 What has he done ?

    • @The_Cadaver
      @The_Cadaver 5 років тому +61

      Trump's remaining supporters are straight-up morons.

    • @katherinerodriguez118
      @katherinerodriguez118 5 років тому +47

      John Olson lmao only a bigger idiot who doesn’t agree with what he says would come to his UA-cam channel and spend his/her time commenting. 🤷‍♀️

  • @Firenzell01
    @Firenzell01 5 років тому +416

    A conversation in America:
    "We should help immigrants"
    "No, we should help Americans first!"
    "Let's help Americans then"
    "NO THAT'S SOCIALISM!!"

    • @joshuahayes4825
      @joshuahayes4825 5 років тому +26

      Emily Burden lol 😂 so true we seem to have endless resources to burn on absolutely non sensical things but then never have money for any sort of social issues. Where are we going to get the money to help immigrants? It’s so laughable this idea that we can’t afford anything or if we do were communist or socialist it’s insane to me

    • @luissototorres2185
      @luissototorres2185 5 років тому +3

      Communism in any form isn't really the American way

    • @Firenzell01
      @Firenzell01 5 років тому +26

      @@luissototorres2185 Why not social democracy or the Third Way tho? Forms of socialism that definitely aren't communist and make sure people don't have to sell their house for basic medical treatment. Tbh, I just don't understand Americas need to uphold dumb principles like no public healthcare or guns over the need to prevent deaths

    • @seraphb.601
      @seraphb.601 5 років тому +12

      @@joshuahayes4825 "if you can afford money on social issues you're communist or socialist" sounds to me like the speaker is innocently confessing "as long as we stay in a capitalist system you're gonna remain poor, and that's what we gotta do because after all, I get richer every day".
      Yeah, socialism is not HIS answer.

    • @gewitterhund3164
      @gewitterhund3164 5 років тому +8

      @@luissototorres2185 Yep. Instead of getting grabbed at night and killed by authorities the american way is to get randomly shot by authorities in your home playing video games.
      Besides: You obviously have no idea of what socialism or communism means. But i don't blame you. I blame the education system in your shithole country.
      I mean: Look at that guy that is your president. In a normal country with normal people who can actually use their brain at least partially due some proper education that laughingstock wouldn't even had been allowed to candidate.

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 5 років тому +175

    That eagle is my hero. A true patriot.

    • @sakuyastarwind83
      @sakuyastarwind83 5 років тому

      🎃 + 🦅 = 💥

    • @frankanderson4988
      @frankanderson4988 5 років тому

      I happen to know that the eagle worked for Hillary and people are saying that he may have helped hide her emails- MAGA

  • @valdofranc3470
    @valdofranc3470 5 років тому +471

    This guy wakes up everyday and work hard to be the worst version of himself....

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 5 років тому +31

      Pretty sure it comes natural to him.
      For any normal person with an actual soul - that would be hard work.

    • @voixdelaraison593
      @voixdelaraison593 5 років тому +16

      Valdo Franc
      The Dumpster brings out the worst in everyone. What a claim to fame.

    • @danielfarrugia3884
      @danielfarrugia3884 5 років тому +8

      Ha ha! He's like the Anthony Robins of being a terrible human.

    • @Marleystrummer
      @Marleystrummer 5 років тому +9

      Get that White Nazionalist A hole out of White Nazionalist House pronto!

    • @joyphillips1821
      @joyphillips1821 5 років тому +1

      Oh look, democrats are trolling again to energize their base.... still haven't seen any proof for Russian collusion... in spite of all the witnesses who came to "testify".

  • @samuelperezgarcia
    @samuelperezgarcia 5 років тому +266

    "I was never there."
    Translation: he was there.

    • @wayneblack990
      @wayneblack990 5 років тому +27

      Since everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie, I'm pretty sure you're right.

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 5 років тому +13

      @TheTruthIsRacist
      Really now? Funny, that doesn't extend to Hillary:/ You pathetic hypocrite.

    • @wayneblack990
      @wayneblack990 5 років тому +7

      @TheTruthIsRacist ROFLOL! You "people" are so easy. LOL! The Proof is trump lies constantly.

    • @rossgeography
      @rossgeography 5 років тому +5

      @TheTruthIsRacist - Truth is You're Racist

    • @eoinc9511
      @eoinc9511 5 років тому +3

      @TheTruthIsRacist "Proof or just a halfwit opinion" , "innocent until proven guilty"
      Like the Central Park five?
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      You are the reason people think all Trump followers are completely full of shit.
      Sanctimonious hypocrite of the highest order, go look in the mirror before you speak next time you waste of grey matter.

  • @ChrisWood
    @ChrisWood 5 років тому +479

    “Mr. President, standing so close to the chopper blades is a safety hazard. But as long as you’re here, could you show us how high you can jump?”

    • @BrytheP
      @BrytheP 5 років тому +26

      the asshole would do it too!

    • @FJB_USA_1ST
      @FJB_USA_1ST 5 років тому +23

      @@BrytheP hope he would. I'm dying to see how high he can jump.

    • @Spiker985Studios
      @Spiker985Studios 5 років тому +42

      That implies that he can jump...

    • @debbie541
      @debbie541 5 років тому +24

      taxpayers paying for helicopters to sit and run for hours going nowhere

    • @joshporter5205
      @joshporter5205 5 років тому +20

      Gee, mr president, I hear you have the strongest neck in the world. I hear it could even withstand a helicopter blade.

  • @BNSFGuy4723
    @BNSFGuy4723 5 років тому +321

    6:54 “I love trucks of aallllll types. Even when I was a little boy...at 4 years old. My mother would say you love trucks. I do. I always loved trucks... I still do. Nothing changes.”
    *The President of the United States*

    • @AmberAmbwee
      @AmberAmbwee 5 років тому +23

      Emre Veliu “I can make it go honk!”

    • @ittakesallkinds809
      @ittakesallkinds809 5 років тому +33

      Pitiful isn't it?

    • @BNSFGuy4723
      @BNSFGuy4723 5 років тому +16

      @It Takes All Kinds
      I don’t have words to express what I just heard... Let’s just put it that way

    • @rubenmendoza1864
      @rubenmendoza1864 5 років тому +2

      👏👏👏 👏👏👏

    • @DesertEagleV
      @DesertEagleV 5 років тому +8

      Too bad nothing really grow up on trump. Brain or balls.

  • @jennifergridley8111
    @jennifergridley8111 5 років тому +79

    "Syphilitic ramblings of a madman" OMG I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sheep2826
    @sheep2826 5 років тому +612

    Oh god it physically hurts to hear him talk about “when the wind stops we don’t get energy” like please stop talking about things you have no clue about.

    • @RedroomStudios
      @RedroomStudios 5 років тому +48

      even if he does know he will still say it because his entire political strategy is based on fear mongering!

    • @brianfewer919
      @brianfewer919 5 років тому +43

      @@RedroomStudios and dumb people.

    • @ok-ms3ke
      @ok-ms3ke 5 років тому +28

      And his own personal image

    • @uremawifenowdave
      @uremawifenowdave 5 років тому +24

      And his own personal investments.

    • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
      @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj 5 років тому +3

      Welcome to the 21st century. This is how people do discourse now.

  • @mohammedkone5847
    @mohammedkone5847 5 років тому +54

    "I was never there" is the most unbelievable statement he ever made

    • @mrdbooks7285
      @mrdbooks7285 5 років тому

      Are we talking about Bill Clinton again? Bill used the Loletta express, Epstein's private jet, 27 times. Just like the time when Bill was President and said on National TV to the nation - "I never had Sex with that women" Honest Bill Clinton, somebody we all can look up to, because Bill is so virtuous and truthful.

    • @angelmayes9445
      @angelmayes9445 5 років тому +2

      Yes! And "i didn't say that!" 😂

    • @mrdbooks7285
      @mrdbooks7285 5 років тому

      @Angel Mayes - I can not work out what you are trying to say? Please explain. Are you talking about Virtuous Bill Clinton?

  • @aherrmie
    @aherrmie 5 років тому +789

    That video of the eagle attacking Trump never gets old.

    • @aprilcoppola8357
      @aprilcoppola8357 5 років тому +4

      He will be doing it in 2020 oh yeah 2024,2028 etc. Good thing it never gets old!!

    • @DiamondHedgehog
      @DiamondHedgehog 5 років тому +44

      Animals are a good judge of character, and uncle Sam, the eagle, hated trump.

    • @user-fj9bv1lo3l
      @user-fj9bv1lo3l 5 років тому +47

      It's heart warming that even our national symbol can't stand that scumbag.. :-)

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 5 років тому +15

      Remember how that happened right around the time a little bird landed in Bernie's podium

    • @user-fj9bv1lo3l
      @user-fj9bv1lo3l 5 років тому +8

      @@Winteramen I'm not one that goes around proclaiming
      "It's a sign!!!"..
      But you are so spot on..
      Kinda makes you wonder.

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 5 років тому +988

    The clip of the bald eagle attacking tRump never gets old.

    • @hope-peace5076
      @hope-peace5076 5 років тому +58

      L W animals sense the disasters🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @dong9514
      @dong9514 5 років тому +36

      I guess he didn't want to be hugged like the flag. I think he should try again P. S, there is a version were the eagle spits fire on him, even better.

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 5 років тому +25

      Never.
      I need this in a GIF.

    • @r.c.whitaker296
      @r.c.whitaker296 5 років тому +18

      Such a good boy or girl ❤️

    • @smokingstone1141
      @smokingstone1141 5 років тому +11

      God, I love it!

  • @jennifergridley8111
    @jennifergridley8111 5 років тому +60

    I have to honestly say, if it weren't for your show, I don't think my sanity would survive. Y'all are fantastic and I love you for what you do!! You inspire me to keep my sanity and keep standing up to all of the injustice!!! ☮️💜

  • @hazukichanx408
    @hazukichanx408 5 років тому +216

    Wind TURBINES, Donny. TURBINES. Not mills. Mills grind stuff. Turbines do not.
    Learn... the... difference. >_

    • @mattsamoto4451
      @mattsamoto4451 5 років тому +27

      Woah you expect him to have simple reasoning, about how power actualy works, just by explaining it in the most basic level, he would get confused and call it "Fake news"
      cause that is his awnser for everything that goes over his (very low to the ground) head.

    • @mmflynn1
      @mmflynn1 5 років тому +14

      You're going to have to dumb it down a lot more than that for Trump to understand. You're better off using one-syllable words and a lot of pictures and emojis.

    • @TobiSGD
      @TobiSGD 5 років тому +5

      @@mmflynn1 He will never understand. He just can't. Learning this stuff would mean admitting that he was wrong before, and that just can't happen in Trump World.

    • @khav11
      @khav11 5 років тому +1

      ya ya go back to your anime, stupid meaningless kid

    • @TobiSGD
      @TobiSGD 5 років тому +9

      @@khav11 Oh, did someone hit a nerve?

  • @franknorth164
    @franknorth164 5 років тому +246

    Man you are going to have to explain to me how people listen to that bozo and think "yeah, that's the guy. That's the guy I want making decisions for me"

    • @hippiecowgirl4231
      @hippiecowgirl4231 5 років тому +27

      Frank North , there is no explanation. None that make any sense to anyone who’s ever heard him speak, that’s for sure.

    • @ACKMINDSEYE
      @ACKMINDSEYE 5 років тому +16

      Frank North I wouldn’t let this guy decide about ingredients to put on a pizza. Let alone, decisions about...well, any decisions at all. About anything. He’s a doofus.

    • @jayweh
      @jayweh 5 років тому +19

      I do think most people in his rallies just enjoy the awkward circus around him. they're in it for the weird ramblings. I do see a shift in the audience's behavior from the early rallies to now. as for the non-rally trump supporters: they ignore his trumpisms, they're in for money and fear of identity loss. and if racism is the means to go, they'll accept it.

    • @123lowp
      @123lowp 5 років тому +2

      Stop immigration. Trump should stop it all along with bringing people here to work from India.

    • @Zhenyaaa
      @Zhenyaaa 5 років тому +12

      @Cosmonauteable Try some of that shit yourself, good luck kid, may you undo your Fox news brainwashing.

  • @nonyabizness.original
    @nonyabizness.original 5 років тому +639

    my god, listen to trump talk in these clips. NO ONE talks like that. utterly, terrifyingly bizzare.

    • @napadave58
      @napadave58 5 років тому +8

      @Mai Mariarti HAHAHA. A1. Short, but the comment of the day!

    • @johnmiranda2307
      @johnmiranda2307 5 років тому +14

      Nonya Bizness - syphilitic rants. That’s the best description yet.

    • @richsackett3423
      @richsackett3423 5 років тому +29

      @Trigger Troll He was elected as a protest vote. We have President Boaty McBoatface. He's the result of the Right-wing snowflakes' temper tantrum. We get it; you feel put-upon. Dry your eyes, Sunshine. We've got a country to put back together since your fratboy bro Donny and his pals wrecked the place.

    • @KizzleLife89
      @KizzleLife89 5 років тому +3

      Mai Mariarti 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fiveohfivethree
      @fiveohfivethree 5 років тому +12

      @Trigger Troll Have you seen these "shit filled streets" yourself? Like, are people actually shitting in the street? I don't get it...

  • @choosumfat
    @choosumfat 5 років тому +434

    "syphilitic ramblings", I died laughing. And then I cried for America a little.

    • @Stevros999
      @Stevros999 5 років тому +10

      Indeed

    • @dirtydiana1337
      @dirtydiana1337 5 років тому +4

      I cry for America alot! 😭😭

    • @psychyouout709
      @psychyouout709 5 років тому +1

      Fair approximation to what I am feeling, right now.

    • @choosumfat
      @choosumfat 5 років тому +7

      @Bill Wilson Nothing like an eloquent retort to put one in his place. Bravo!

  • @Onomatopoeia4u
    @Onomatopoeia4u 5 років тому +79

    I'm just at such a loss... I really don't understand what's happened since November 2016... It really at the same time astounds and disgusts me

    • @mizzury54
      @mizzury54 5 років тому +5

      What happened is a large group of feeble minded and fearful people we taken in by a braggadocious conman.

    • @mmflynn1
      @mmflynn1 5 років тому +2

      And a lot of help from Trump's mentor and butt buddy, Putin.

    • @toniomalley5661
      @toniomalley5661 5 років тому +2

      Señor Ham the rest of the world feels exactly the same

  • @MarcKloos
    @MarcKloos 5 років тому +416

    _"I was never there"_
    That means he was there.

    • @aggie7756
      @aggie7756 5 років тому +16

      Was he even asked if he ever went there? If not, his assertion that he was never there pretty much wraps it up.

    • @garrycole9187
      @garrycole9187 5 років тому +15

      Marc, you are correct. When he says something, you can take the complete opposite to be true!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +6

      If you wanna speak Trump, just think in opposites.

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 5 років тому +5

      He's just making sure he gets that out early, so his base supporters will believe him, and defend him. But they need to remember that tRump said he didn't know Epstein that well, but the video of them partying together shows otherwise. And he has admitted that he and Epstein both liked younger women.
      Come on base...put it all together. This guys BS has fooled you long enough. Look at the evidence, don't just listen to what he says, because remember, he's told about 11000 lies in his time as president.

    • @Ash-se6gh
      @Ash-se6gh 5 років тому

      Exactly

  • @lordodysseus
    @lordodysseus 5 років тому +172

    "America is a very welcoming country."
    Uh huh, I think the Native Americans might have some things to say about that...

    • @lasvina3610
      @lasvina3610 5 років тому +6

      So would the Mexicans.

    • @herbertcamacho1461
      @herbertcamacho1461 5 років тому

      Ya, they probably agree that open borders is bad.
      And they probably think they should have stopped fighting amongst themselves like the right vs left.

    • @beegwan1893
      @beegwan1893 5 років тому

      Lord Odysseus so would black folks. And the Chinese folks too.

    • @BadCookWhoJudgesChefs
      @BadCookWhoJudgesChefs 5 років тому +5

      @@herbertcamacho1461 no Democrats want an open border. Not wanting a wall is not wanting an open border.

    • @herbertcamacho1461
      @herbertcamacho1461 5 років тому

      @@BadCookWhoJudgesChefs So you would rather humans do a hard job that a wall could do instead?? Why?

  • @amtep
    @amtep 5 років тому +657

    "We have the hottest economy"
    Donald you misunderstood the briefing on global warming again

    • @gingercat777
      @gingercat777 5 років тому +13

      Boom!!

    • @cherchikatilo3032
      @cherchikatilo3032 5 років тому +10

      Wow, trumpy really likes child molesters, brother killers, citizen killers, and people who don’t remember Chernobyl. Bravo, we now know he did groom his favorite little girl, because he’s willing to speak well of a dead child molester. Who’s next? “Pogo was a good, strong guy. He took in young men, and he never let them go. He was also would of been a bigly trump supporter. A tremendous republican, a great guy.”

    • @haroldmoore8385
      @haroldmoore8385 5 років тому

      Frank is that true? Asking for my sister.

    • @jaymiddleton1782
      @jaymiddleton1782 5 років тому +10

      Trigger Troll accurate username. Could also have gone for Shit For Brains.

    • @AF-rv2xl
      @AF-rv2xl 5 років тому +6

      @Trigger Troll then you are not in Canada, very hot summer, severe storms, yes, climate change

  • @georgielynn4187
    @georgielynn4187 5 років тому +71

    "I don't want to be overly crude"......righto, you passed that 30 years ago.

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay 5 років тому +286

    Also, when trump says he was never on the island it means he's been on the island. Remember, every day is opposite day.

    • @hertygreen24
      @hertygreen24 5 років тому +12

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @Xxaire31
      @Xxaire31 5 років тому +7

      Taylor Craig Newbold No kidding

    • @wade8813
      @wade8813 5 років тому +8

      Not always. Sometimes, it's only "The opposite of whatever he said before" Day

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 5 років тому +4

      He prob needed an Ivanka stand-in.

    • @randomrandom450
      @randomrandom450 5 років тому +12

      When you feel the need to say you never been there when nobody asked...

  • @sambringit7859
    @sambringit7859 5 років тому +234

    Weakening Endangered species act, denying Climate change.....how can someone be on wrong side of everything? Is it intentional? Is his role model Darkseid from DC universe? He must be hating Thanos because Thanos has got some good qualities....Literally what have birds and animals done to him?

    • @cronykil74
      @cronykil74 5 років тому +13

      Putin likes it that way

    • @vs52217
      @vs52217 5 років тому +19

      He's the anti-Christ.

    • @capricornwoman6726
      @capricornwoman6726 5 років тому +23

      All his buddies are making money on the roll backs I guarantee it! And as a retired US Fish and Wildlife Inspector (worked to SAVE world Wildlife) my heart is broken 😟

    • @williamalexander3910
      @williamalexander3910 5 років тому +3

      Yes, HE is The Harpo Marx of the Political World. Plays the roll of an Idiot, Think of it the people I have know who speak in such ways crap them self's daily

    • @Caipiranha89
      @Caipiranha89 5 років тому +2

      @@cronykil74 He actually doesn't. Russia has recently become very active in the fight against climate change, because they have a lot of cities built on permanently frozen soil. Or rather, the soil used to be permanently frozen and is now starting to thaw, causing buildings to sink into the ground.

  • @sigridwalsh426
    @sigridwalsh426 5 років тому +480

    This is not amusing any more! I’m scared!

    • @francesosborne9978
      @francesosborne9978 5 років тому +7

      Right

    • @noirrain6005
      @noirrain6005 5 років тому +2

      You look like you vomited yourself.

    • @cluelesss4200
      @cluelesss4200 5 років тому +7

      Every right to be scared check Netflix on Fellowship in Whitehouse😲

    • @FrankieJamesNews
      @FrankieJamesNews 5 років тому +26

      I am on the North side of your border and can totally relate! It is like living above a meth lab - We never know when Manjo Unchained is going to end up blowing us all up! Thank God we legalized weed.

    • @ellamone9998
      @ellamone9998 5 років тому +9

      Noir Rain, the people in the crowd look like they're one second from vomiting. Some are turning green I was loling about it then I saw you :)

  • @Hollyberye
    @Hollyberye 5 років тому +12

    Dear Stephen Colbert, THANK YOU for helping me to get through this hideous time in our country...you can still make me laugh, and it feels good to laugh. Warm hugs to you! You rock! ...fellow Tolkien Geek

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 5 років тому +126

    If only the bald eagle could have carried Donnie far far away!

    • @AmberAmbwee
      @AmberAmbwee 5 років тому +5

      Opus 313 Like an opposite of a stork.

    • @ripadipaflipa4672
      @ripadipaflipa4672 5 років тому +3

      Opus 313 : donnie lied about his weight

    • @ulrichskaarsgard7848
      @ulrichskaarsgard7848 5 років тому +5

      ...or just one good peck at the jugular.

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 5 років тому +6

      I'd rather enjoy watching that eagle rip him apart, piece by piece, and feed it to her little babies.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 5 років тому +4

      It'd have to be the size of Thorondor for that.

  • @myagoodbody7942
    @myagoodbody7942 5 років тому +194

    How much does it cost to have that helicopter running while waiting for the idiot

    • @peboearl9802
      @peboearl9802 5 років тому +2

      The same it did for the last guy and the guy b4 that and the guy b4 that.......

    • @patrickwoite7188
      @patrickwoite7188 5 років тому +11

      I think, it's the turbines warming up. Like on a plane. But I don't know, how long they'd have to warm up. Probably not as long as that guy contributes to global warming by blabbering out hot air.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +9

      I wish it would sweep that stupid toupee off his head!

    • @eartherinfire
      @eartherinfire 5 років тому +3

      Courage Karnga I want to throw a pie in his face.

    • @brookestorey8860
      @brookestorey8860 5 років тому +2

      Its prepping/warming or spooling up, that's the noise, has to be done before starting props, so hes not wasting fuel... note the stationary propeller/rotor.... I would more point out hes yelled over the helicopter at reporters at least 30 times since appointing Huckabees replacement... still haven't heard the wh press secretary speak..

  • @zacharywimer6708
    @zacharywimer6708 5 років тому +126

    How the hell do people listen to this trumpster fire?!? I don't understand... I really truly do not understand how anyone can listen to this tripe for any amount of time let alone multiple hours worth of rallies...

    • @sketcharmslong6289
      @sketcharmslong6289 5 років тому +5

      I feel your pain bud

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 5 років тому

      The attendees typically leave early.

    • @DarknessIsThePath
      @DarknessIsThePath 5 років тому +3

      Only the most stupid listen to that nonsense, like my fuckness, nothing he says even means anything

    • @LarsUlrichIsMe
      @LarsUlrichIsMe 5 років тому

      They are happy to put up with his moronic ramblings because they finally have a racist in office.
      Thats all they care about, is stopping brown people coming to their country

  • @DeterminedDIYer
    @DeterminedDIYer 5 років тому +255

    How insulting can he be to blue collar workers? My husband is a UPS driver. He has a commercial pilot's license and he's very smart. He could easily learn to make computer parts. He's just assuming because you work for a living that your brain is the size of a pea.... Rude AF.

    • @sailorplanetmars6103
      @sailorplanetmars6103 5 років тому +21

      "If I was the son of a coal miner I would have gotten out. But a lot of these people, they just stay there. They don't have "it"." - Donald Trump, champion of the coal miners [citation needed]

    • @mattsamoto4451
      @mattsamoto4451 5 років тому +17

      a pea brain would still make a person smarter than trump.

    • @hoffer54
      @hoffer54 5 років тому +3

      @@sailorplanetmars6103 Chump is the champion of Chump!

    • @mrdbooks7285
      @mrdbooks7285 5 років тому +1

      Well, your Husband does this and that, Why don't you "Learn to Code" and put some money on the Table also? Rather than expecting him to do the Hard Yards - Oh, that is right, Oprah has told you that being a Mother is the Hardest Job in the World - Wrong. How about, you put a Dollar or Two on the table and help him out, after all, you two are a team, trying to go forward, to give your children a better life than what you have had.

    • @reinabombela4220
      @reinabombela4220 5 років тому +19

      @@mrdbooks7285 lmfao Pig

  • @margueritejohnson6407
    @margueritejohnson6407 5 років тому +248

    “I like trucks” reminds me of a certain judge - “I like beer” repeated 25 times.

    • @margueritejohnson6407
      @margueritejohnson6407 5 років тому +17

      Toori Baba I didn’t realise you were acquainted with my family. How successful has yours been?

    • @TheElectricView
      @TheElectricView 5 років тому +12

      @Toori Baba Also cheering as your country falls to fascism if probably the saddest thing I have ever seen... The once Allied Nation falls to the Axis powers...

    • @BRAINSPLATTER16
      @BRAINSPLATTER16 5 років тому +7

      @Toori Baba You are aware of all these things Trump has actually done, right?

    • @roystonmason9125
      @roystonmason9125 5 років тому

      @Toori Baba kaga maga faga

    • @DarylBark
      @DarylBark 5 років тому +5

      @Toori Baba KAG = Kooks And Goons or King Ass Graber or Keep America Groveling

  • @astrosmurfgirl
    @astrosmurfgirl 5 років тому +327

    Can't watch Syphilitic rambling of a mad man. Damn you windmills! Haha

    • @johnwagn5501
      @johnwagn5501 5 років тому +3

      Michelle Harrison Don Quiotie (sic) Trump

    • @robertmelvin7908
      @robertmelvin7908 5 років тому +5

      Every time I hear Trump rant and rave about windmills and wind energy, I can't stop hearing the song "the windmills of your mind" playing in the background.

    • @103dgreen
      @103dgreen 5 років тому +4

      How could we elect that moron as president? I have a headache

    • @JoeyFiveandDimes
      @JoeyFiveandDimes 5 років тому +1

      Sounded like Bobcat Goldthwaite on some real freaky designer drugs ! This science experiment gone awry / evil Macy's parade float is incapable of not being an ASS !

    • @JoeyFiveandDimes
      @JoeyFiveandDimes 5 років тому +1

      D Green …….. Not 'we' …….. Republicans; i.e. the New Nazi Party .

  • @mannycampos6885
    @mannycampos6885 5 років тому +357

    Even a bald eagle hates Trump

    • @primalwerewolf9356
      @primalwerewolf9356 5 років тому +5

      that eagle can sense evil

    • @harrismiller1948
      @harrismiller1948 5 років тому

      That half soldier was one of seven dwarfs!

    • @mannycampos6885
      @mannycampos6885 5 років тому +2

      @@primalwerewolf9356 and natural disasters

    • @alexisrivera200xable
      @alexisrivera200xable 5 років тому +5

      The bald eagle was likely on to his BS from the very beginning. Curious fact: Thanks to the Endangered Species Act, the use of the pesticide DDT was banned because it made bald eagle eggs too thin to survive incubation. So the eagle was right to not like Trump, he is a threat to his species.

    • @hansbass8119
      @hansbass8119 5 років тому +2

      To be fair, even HELL is very concerned and still refuse him entry. This is the only plausible explenation why that old hot gas balloon still haven't kick the bucket with it's horrendous lifestyle.

  • @lovenaturenaturallybu3703
    @lovenaturenaturallybu3703 5 років тому +52

    Most people standing behind him looks confused...by his rumbling.

  • @michaelpjeffries1521
    @michaelpjeffries1521 5 років тому +219

    How can someone who doesn't pay taxes judge best use of dollars collected. Immigrants add to the economy, INDIVIDUAL ONE subtracts.

    • @MsGloucestergal
      @MsGloucestergal 5 років тому +5

      Well said Michael Jeffries.

    • @Hotspur37
      @Hotspur37 5 років тому +3

      How many cities does he owe money too for his travelling circus road show. He is never going to pay and so tax payers will have to pick up the tab for those eventually

  • @andreaperry938
    @andreaperry938 5 років тому +238

    There should be a lemon law for Presidents.

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 5 років тому +16

      There is, it's called impeachment!

    • @nordicblood8470
      @nordicblood8470 5 років тому +1

      There is..... but the majority wants to keep the President.

    • @lessoufi
      @lessoufi 5 років тому +4

      @Mai Mariarti yes it is

    • @christinebuckingham8369
      @christinebuckingham8369 5 років тому +3

      andrea Perry Exactly!!!!

    • @christinebuckingham8369
      @christinebuckingham8369 5 років тому +10

      Nordic Blood84 The majority DOES NOT want to keep this incompetent, vile man in office!

  • @MaximusEugenius
    @MaximusEugenius 5 років тому +101

    ...and the old man in the straight jacket said: "I love trucks of all types. Even when I was a little boy at four years old. My mother would say: You love trucks. I do!", as the paramedics wheel him in the ambulance.

  • @Phreemunny
    @Phreemunny 5 років тому +118

    When he was talking about trucks, his dementia really shown through. Everything he says is so trite and banal

    • @jillclark2012
      @jillclark2012 5 років тому +1

      Love yur name.

    • @scpfoundation05-17
      @scpfoundation05-17 5 років тому +2

      @Bill Wilson Ye I don't think he cares about being insult by someone who is about 5, judging by the words used.

    • @noraamburgey5463
      @noraamburgey5463 5 років тому

      @bootnsoot lol

    • @elcruzer5514
      @elcruzer5514 4 роки тому

      He talks down to his blue collar supporters because he think they're stupid. Remember he "loves the uneducated". Apparently they are the only ones ignorant enough to support drumps Washington Mafia.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +85

    With those hands, Donnie really missed his calling in the 'making tiny computer things' industry.

  • @sunnyandtictac
    @sunnyandtictac 5 років тому +38

    "syphilitic ramblings" - LOVE IT!

  • @Esrom_music
    @Esrom_music 5 років тому +177

    "Syphilitic ramblings of the madman"

    • @ca6177
      @ca6177 5 років тому

      Think you're right.

    • @mattsamoto4451
      @mattsamoto4451 5 років тому +2

      looking forward to the cry of the oppresor. When he get crushed and thrown out of office.

  • @chrispetersen4639
    @chrispetersen4639 5 років тому +48

    If this man-child isn't proof positive that your version of democracy is broken, all hope is lost for your nation!
    He acts like a child, he talks like a child and he speaks of himself in 3rd person while thinking he is gods gift to mankind.., any person with a hint of independant thinking and logic, will tell you he suffers from massive insecurity and narcissisme.

    • @lcozzarelli
      @lcozzarelli 5 років тому +5

      Chris Petersen Do you really think that those of us in the US that watch and love Stephen Colbert are not aware of this?

    • @AnthonyBecker9
      @AnthonyBecker9 5 років тому +1

      @Independence In Mind found the Russian

    • @davidbendl5892
      @davidbendl5892 4 роки тому

      @@AnthonyBecker9 Lol.

    • @davidbendl5892
      @davidbendl5892 4 роки тому

      I am not a doctor so I don't diagnose President Donald Trump. But do you know that he is not a Democrat to defend Democracy? It spells itself out. "Narcissisme" also does not have an extra 'e' so sure after a day or two, try again, Chris Petersen.

  • @katerh3198
    @katerh3198 5 років тому +298

    He's an embarrassment -- parts of the world are fighting for democracy, the US is throwing it away

    • @chikaka2012
      @chikaka2012 5 років тому +27

      Kate RH I think that means we’re an embarrassment. Unlike the courageous young people in Hong Kong, none of us have tried to storm Congress yet. Most of us can’t even be bothered to vote.

    • @fahimp3
      @fahimp3 5 років тому +12

      He is in power because of the electoral college, US never had democracy... 😕

    • @mbd6054
      @mbd6054 5 років тому +11

      Those are the truest words anyone has spoken, on the subject, to date. The Russians are demanding free and fair elections, and risk their lives, and their freedom, to protest peacefully. The students of Hong Kong are opposing increased incursion, by China, into their basic freedoms, and are certainly risking their lives in so doing. It is still safe to peacefully protest in the US, for a while.

    • @thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
      @thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 5 років тому +2

      I'm the greatest thing since Jesus.

    • @jaymiddleton1782
      @jaymiddleton1782 5 років тому +9

      He definitely is an embarrassment. And reflects really poorly on the typical American. It’s sad as well. If you remember the stereotype in the early 00s was Americans are stupid, ignorant, and don’t have a clue what’s happening outside of their own country.
      You did so well at undoing this reputation and then in one election reduce yourselves, on a global stage, to the group of idiots who were easily deceived by a TV star running on a platform of bumper-sticker policies like “build a wall,” and “drain the swamp.”

  • @oceanyoung4514
    @oceanyoung4514 5 років тому +87

    "syphilitic ramblings of a madman"-- legit

  • @phyllishahart6111
    @phyllishahart6111 5 років тому +188

    Trump’s rambling is how I sounded in grade school when I didn’t prepare for a class project

    • @timothywott8548
      @timothywott8548 5 років тому

      CS MN me my is

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 5 років тому +1

      Your comment with your prof pic is perfect 😂

    • @dianaahakim2001
      @dianaahakim2001 5 років тому +2

      Phyllisha, don't think of yourself so lowly like that.

    • @roystonmason9125
      @roystonmason9125 5 років тому +2

      @1134 not snowballs chance snowflake

    • @sandragouthro1168
      @sandragouthro1168 5 років тому +3

      1134 that's fine as long as it's from his jail cell.

  • @chaoslord8918
    @chaoslord8918 5 років тому +158

    Sorry, it's actually the environment that's hotter than ever, not the economy.

    • @garetclaborn
      @garetclaborn 5 років тому +2

      sure sure, except for the ice caps growing and low temperature trends but ok

    • @Cathyblj
      @Cathyblj 5 років тому +12

      garet claborn
      Except that glaciers are melting at an unprecedented rate, and sea levels are rising; Anchorage hit 90° for the first time since record have been kept, July was the hottest month on record, mosquitoes are moving farther north, coral reefs are dying, water shortages are causing famine in Syria, etc. I could go on.

    • @garetclaborn
      @garetclaborn 5 років тому

      @@Cathyblj ah well guess you should tell all your climate change experts, because the ones who work with the UN have debunked global warming years ago.
      there's a reason your pundits now call it "climate change" -- who also called it "global cooling" 35 years ago
      That aside, lets just go ahead and assume global warming is happening and driven by CO2. great. free hydro-electric power and a veritable paradise for the biodiversity of plants and animals. we're nowhere near the CO2 levels of the ordovician era

    • @Cathyblj
      @Cathyblj 5 років тому +7

      garet claborn
      “Debunked”. 🤣😆😂
      99% of scientists agree there is a serious problem with warming, and the glaciers are melting, not growing.
      Jesus, Read a book already

    • @garetclaborn
      @garetclaborn 5 років тому

      ​@@Cathyblj more than 1% of scientists have signed a petition affirming their skepticism, so that's false. the actual consensus idea is based on a congressional summary of scientific reports. not the actual finding of said collection of reports but merely how many of the reports contained phrase like "global warming", "warming trend", etc
      as per glaciers; that's idiotic. Glaciers are melting and glaciers are forming. don't agree? complain to NASA's research

  • @leedunn1188
    @leedunn1188 5 років тому +119

    Argh so infuriating that he still talks about wind power with zero knowledge.

    • @r2dnel
      @r2dnel 5 років тому +15

      Or anything ... period

    • @carigordon4810
      @carigordon4810 5 років тому +1

      It's just another vendetta.
      www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-47400641

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +4

      What exactly does he have knowledge of?

    • @leedunn1188
      @leedunn1188 5 років тому +1

      @@couragekarnga8735 good point.

    • @kyleebrock
      @kyleebrock 5 років тому

      He knows! He just feeds his stupid base bullshit to reenforce their lemming ways.

  • @smokingstone1141
    @smokingstone1141 5 років тому +110

    9:35 "The syphilitic ramblings of the Madman." Who could he be talking about?

  • @AllenSJ5
    @AllenSJ5 5 років тому +124

    “You don’t want to be making those little widgets with those big beautiful hands, do you?”
    He’s not getting better guys.

    • @muzerhythm2242
      @muzerhythm2242 5 років тому +7

      And I was watching the expression of the audience behind him. They went from smiling...to confused...to pissed.😝

    • @nhatho1723
      @nhatho1723 5 років тому +6

      Starting to sound like Charlie’s uncle.

    • @Woodbug-b7t
      @Woodbug-b7t 5 років тому +6

      @@nhatho1723 That's what I thought. Amazed Trump doesn't have big fake hand shaped gloves too.

    • @mwhitaker463
      @mwhitaker463 5 років тому +8

      AllenSJ5 he loves those big burly white man hands

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 5 років тому +5

      "....those big beautiful hands, do you? You could be giving me a massage. Maybe with some hamberder oil. "

  • @chayothomas
    @chayothomas 5 років тому +125

    “I was never there” 🤔 that’s exactly what someone says when they know they were there but want people to think they were “never there”. 😂

    • @tanaraeh
      @tanaraeh 5 років тому +9

      Agreed. Anytime you deny something that no one asked about or accused you of, you soooo did it. Any normal parent knows that lol

    • @ajw5388
      @ajw5388 5 років тому +12

      Any time Trump denies something in an unprompted way, it’s obvious he has in fact done whatever he’s denying to have done.

    • @erikapurcell-williams4049
      @erikapurcell-williams4049 5 років тому +7

      LOL....This fool probably messed around & gave the coordinates to the island's location while trying to prove he wasn't there....

  • @ChrisProfrock
    @ChrisProfrock 5 років тому +49

    He holds a grudge against everyone who has attacked him in the past....including Bald Eagles.

    • @kittehgo
      @kittehgo 5 років тому

      A whale attacked trump?

    • @ChrisProfrock
      @ChrisProfrock 5 років тому

      @@kittehgo .....what?

    • @PiscesSista
      @PiscesSista 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @kittehgo
      @kittehgo 5 років тому

      There are 6 species of whales on the endangered list, so one of them must have attacked him right?

    • @ChrisProfrock
      @ChrisProfrock 5 років тому

      @@kittehgo I thought you were referring to a person as a whale. Lol

  • @OlEgSaS32
    @OlEgSaS32 5 років тому +156

    For the first time ever, Trump is 100% absolutely right, nothing about him has changed since he was 4 years old...including his ideas on jobs and how electricity works, along with...pretty much everything else

    • @russmartin9549
      @russmartin9549 5 років тому +2

      He's way stuck in infancy. Bad thing is the republicunts know it and aren't doing a goddamn thing to fix it. Fuck them all

    • @Akitten84
      @Akitten84 5 років тому

      Russ Martin ooh I like this “republicunts”..

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 5 років тому

      @historydogg this isnt about hillary, and the FACTS are that Trump obstructed justice becasue he is THAT much of a narcissist, but you trumpies somehow believe the rantings of a lunatic

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 5 років тому

      @historydogg ...he OBSTRUCTED justice, THATS THE CRIME, as to the why: DOJ has a policy it cannot charge a sitting president. Congress on the other hand, can. YOU should get real facts, instead of worshiping syphilitic ramblings of right wing opinion columnists running a blog

  • @blackenedsprite8542
    @blackenedsprite8542 5 років тому +143

    'that was a bad place as far as I know, I never went there'
    He definately went there.

    • @xblack1720
      @xblack1720 5 років тому +3

      that was my main take away from that sentence too.

    • @colinfitzgerald2526
      @colinfitzgerald2526 5 років тому

      Blackened Sprite “definately, which it defines as: 'Idiot-speak for “definitely”

    • @michaelmyers260
      @michaelmyers260 5 років тому

      Colin Fitzgerald and “I never went there” is idiot speak for I’ve been there

  • @michaelfitzgerald1865
    @michaelfitzgerald1865 5 років тому +34

    So there are no other jobs in PA except fracking and coal
    And the sad note of the Endangered Species rollback is that it was a Republican, Teddy Roosevelt, who championed conservatism of natural resources and extending federal protection to land and wildlife.

  • @PeopleofReddit66
    @PeopleofReddit66 5 років тому +76

    I can never get enough of Stephen’s Trump impression😂

    • @PeopleofReddit66
      @PeopleofReddit66 5 років тому +4

      Bud Fudlacker it’s definitely a spot on impression of that walking, human excrement of a ‘president’ we have. Sorry to trigger you snow flake!

  • @obedseli
    @obedseli 5 років тому +29

    Hearing Stephen Colbert say ”Psych!!!” is the best thing I’ve watched this week 😁

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 5 років тому +96

    'The syphilitic ramblings of a madman.' -The entire Trump presidency in one sentence.

  • @SamsoniteF
    @SamsoniteF 5 років тому +45

    Its so laughable to see how this man lower the bar for the title of the President.

    • @c5vetteguy16
      @c5vetteguy16 5 років тому +6

      Yes indeed jo mixs, however, the sad truth is that the bar no longer exists! Trump kicked it to the gutter, so that he could relate to it.

  • @ross-carlson
    @ross-carlson 5 років тому +239

    History will not be kind to this "president", I assure you that.

    • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
      @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 5 років тому +7

      Ross Carlson it better not be

    • @Adam-gy3tw
      @Adam-gy3tw 5 років тому +10

      Just hope trump lives long enough to see this

    • @TracyAllenVideos
      @TracyAllenVideos 5 років тому +12

      Nor his family.

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 5 років тому +20

      I'm surprised he made it this long. But that's the cult following for you.

    • @andallraryantba8020
      @andallraryantba8020 5 років тому +11

      Strange Wayfaring Stranger the Republican Russian cult, is exactly what Putin ordered him to be apart of! Trump should be wearing a hemp necktie!

  • @elugo039
    @elugo039 5 років тому +233

    Omg my 7yr old Grandson is more articulate than this man! Wow...

    • @ok-ms3ke
      @ok-ms3ke 5 років тому +34

      Fuck it my own dog is more articulate

    • @thatonedog819
      @thatonedog819 5 років тому +14

      My three year old niece is more articulate

    • @rosannefarley828
      @rosannefarley828 5 років тому +5

      @@ok-ms3ke hahahahahahaha

    • @lesleyleith4440
      @lesleyleith4440 5 років тому +6

      alans73 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Growing up in England, we always called farts TRUMPS. Totally suitable, he’s such a turd in a baggy suit.🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @SethBeck
    @SethBeck 5 років тому +101

    The dead faces of the workers in the background says it all. They know.

  • @andrewhogue1887
    @andrewhogue1887 5 років тому +34

    "I think we had about 2 and a half soldiers".....WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!?

    • @denyze2263
      @denyze2263 5 років тому

      Andrew Hogue - Hi Andrew. Please stop with the caps lock.
      They don’t emphasise what you are saying or feeling.
      They merely silence you because we can’t hear.
      Trust your readers to understand what you mean and feel.
      Talk nicely, type nicely
      Let’s communicate.

    • @kissit012
      @kissit012 5 років тому +3

      @@denyze2263 What the fuck is this comment? What is its purpose? What is it meant to communicate? What gall does it take for one to post this and deem it acceptable for public view? I need an answer.

    • @Taffoman
      @Taffoman 5 років тому +3

      2 months later and I still have no idea what the fuck was the stuff about two and a half soldiers. Maybe Trump was watching too much television and confused the security of a national border with Charlie Sheen comedy.

  • @kimclarke9745
    @kimclarke9745 5 років тому +131

    The malignant narcissist can’t help himself. Why the crowd was smiling is beyond explanation.

    • @joannelindsay4977
      @joannelindsay4977 5 років тому +6

      Did you see the one bowing his head laughing so he would not be caught on camera? @9:15

    • @OneofInfinity.
      @OneofInfinity. 5 років тому +6

      Tax money "well" spend on actors, he sure wouldn't pay from his own pocket.

    • @911neverforget3
      @911neverforget3 5 років тому +1

      OneofInfinity I don’t know if they’re actors. But. I can tell you that this guy is campaigning for real while Democrats still crying about 2020. Not a great idea.
      As if they’re helping him again.
      I don’t see anything funny about that.

    • @bellenice5670
      @bellenice5670 5 років тому +2

      Trump is a comedian

    • @Drhumbolt
      @Drhumbolt 5 років тому

      @@911neverforget3 yep for sure

  • @supersupersocco
    @supersupersocco 5 років тому +126

    I also hate it when the coal miners stop digging and then my TV turns off :(

  • @SubnetMaskedMan
    @SubnetMaskedMan 5 років тому +89

    Regarding Epstein everyone is talking about trump's tweet & nobody is talking about the underage victims.
    It is very sad

    • @Mr._Anderpson
      @Mr._Anderpson 5 років тому +1

      @@liquidKi Exactly. We wouldn't want someone like Epstein coming to trial during a presidential election cycle. This story will be buried. People will think "Well, he's dead. Case closed." I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for the investigation of his associates to occur, at least not before most of them are dead of old age.

    • @laras678
      @laras678 5 років тому

      John Harrison at least not while Trump is in office and has the Attorney General in his pocket!

    • @SubnetMaskedMan
      @SubnetMaskedMan 5 років тому +1

      @@laras678 Bro seriously, enough about trump. Media should be focused on the child sex trafficking.

  • @ruthv2352
    @ruthv2352 5 років тому +24

    Just see the look of some of those Workers behind him 🤣🤣🤣 they're like "WTF"

  • @tanjavanabel8514
    @tanjavanabel8514 5 років тому +123

    "Syphilitic ramblings of a mad man", absolute best way to describe any of Trump's disturbed rants...

    • @blackeyedsusan727
      @blackeyedsusan727 3 роки тому

      Most welcoming?!?!? If the Emma Lazarus poem is at the base of the SoL, it's because these bigoted Americans needed a reminder that this is a country of immigrants! The anti-immigrant sentiment was raging in the 19th c too!

  • @TimeandMonotony
    @TimeandMonotony 5 років тому +147

    "Big, beautiful hands"
    Trump has hand envy, I knew it.

    • @percpianogal9402
      @percpianogal9402 5 років тому

      His hands are the same size as mine.

    • @michaelpondo6324
      @michaelpondo6324 5 років тому

      The reason donnie bone spurs didn t know about epstein s pedo island is. The girls were too old to pkay with his. Truck.

  • @brandonf.8360
    @brandonf.8360 5 років тому +26

    Donald never ceases to disappoint.. it's amazing🤦‍♂️🤣

  • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
    @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 5 років тому +28

    He was genuinely upset when someone coughed on his ABC interview though. Totally real.

  • @mikes3075
    @mikes3075 5 років тому +133

    I have to jump over his speeches they are so insanely cringe...

    • @Candorsmayhem
      @Candorsmayhem 5 років тому +2

      Mike S he sounds just like my stepdad. I moved across country to stop having to see him. Now he's basically president. Man.

    • @thaiparkse
      @thaiparkse 5 років тому +1

      An Incoherent style president LOL 🤣😃 watch out man! He's going to try to be your president for life! There's more to come..
      As he's getting older the dementia will be setting in soon 🤣

    • @Lymbe06
      @Lymbe06 5 років тому

      Mike S oh good, I’m not the only one. I don’t know if cringe is the word tho, that barely covers it. More of a general uneasiness that makes me question a great deal of things.

    • @Michael_CS615
      @Michael_CS615 5 років тому +1

      What is most concerning is that there are actually people there sucking it all in. Did they all get dropped on their heads as babies????

    • @dritslem4711
      @dritslem4711 5 років тому

      @@thaiparkse soon? His brain is already rotten.

  • @storyspren
    @storyspren 5 років тому +131

    Mexican civilians on the border, he says "invasion"
    Mexican military on the border, he says "thank you"

    • @sabercat5490
      @sabercat5490 5 років тому +10

      Time and time again he proves to the world that he is an idiot.

    • @longdo41ldgcl
      @longdo41ldgcl 5 років тому

      Hahahaha that's a good one

  • @scottjones5455
    @scottjones5455 5 років тому +34

    Off his rocker, completely, holy cow.

  • @SeanRiddolls
    @SeanRiddolls 5 років тому +180

    The fact that your president thinks the electricity turns off, when Wind Turbines stop spinning, tells me all I need to know.

    • @linasithlady7377
      @linasithlady7377 5 років тому +6

      Apparently, they are bird graveyards as well... 😆

    • @girliejax
      @girliejax 5 років тому +6

      Yeah, that one alone will do it🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

    • @Jet-rx1ji
      @Jet-rx1ji 5 років тому +6

      He said they give you cancer. He actually said that.

    • @lisagulick4144
      @lisagulick4144 4 роки тому +3

      All I can say, Sean, is I apologize. I was astonished and horrified when he got the Republican nomination, and those two reactions have only intensified since then. The man is not only ignorant, but also obscurantist. He doesn't know anything, doesn't want to learn, and attacks anyone who does want to both know and learn.
      Someone taught me a proverb...none of my sources can seem to agree whether its origin is Persian, Sanskrit, Chinese, or Arabic:
      He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool; shun him.
      He who knows not, and knows that he knows not, is a child; teach him.
      He who knows, and knows not that he knows, is asleep; wake him.
      He who knows, and knows that he knows, is a wise man; follow him.
      You can probably guess which line describes Trump.

    • @rocarlosdavis622
      @rocarlosdavis622 4 роки тому +1

      Lucky THERE IS A CURE for CANCER 😹🤓😇👽

  • @sammyi2505
    @sammyi2505 5 років тому +81

    So much of what Trump does just leaves me screaming "WHHHHHHHHY!?" to the heavens...

    • @christinebuckingham8369
      @christinebuckingham8369 5 років тому +4

      sammyi2505 You are not alone!!!!! We loathe this evil buffoon.

    • @gabbyl3856
      @gabbyl3856 5 років тому +5

      the gods have abandoned us. shouting to the heavens is pointless, bro

    • @joeblow467
      @joeblow467 5 років тому

      Trump is the best President in history crooked American politics use buffoon fools like you to say negative things cause he don't put up with you liberals bs

    • @joeblow467
      @joeblow467 5 років тому

      Now go play with Slick Willy in the Oval office

    • @cyndieK1
      @cyndieK1 5 років тому

      sammyi2505 I scream whyyyyy cant we have some divine intervention to get rid of him. Pleaseeeeee 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @ripadipaflipa4672
    @ripadipaflipa4672 5 років тому +251

    trump worries about the birds when it’s about windmills but is happy to allow endangered to die out. He doesn’t know the difference between a owl and crow

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +4

      No, but his base sure eats a lot of crow.

    • @joandufault6537
      @joandufault6537 5 років тому +2

      Great point! While he's at it fracking and rolling back environmental regulations,he can add dozens more species to the "no longer protected list"!

    • @bluepuppy1139
      @bluepuppy1139 5 років тому +2

      @@couragekarnga8735 Have you looked up the meaning of " eat crow? " his base never seems to admit to anything.

    • @Nathalie19658
      @Nathalie19658 5 років тому +1

      He likes Vultures though.

    • @mick7even
      @mick7even 5 років тому +2

      The thing about crows is that they will gather and laugh about how things were good yesterday but now, today, they are going to pick the bones clean and they will carry on as they have forever. Don't mess with crows. They will remember

  • @wiggles7976
    @wiggles7976 5 років тому +22

    This show has become my news source for America. Keep up the good journalism.

  • @timphillips9678
    @timphillips9678 5 років тому +30

    This country of ours will breath a huge sigh of relief when Drumpf is out of office. What a MAROON!

    • @shankardas6938
      @shankardas6938 5 років тому +1

      You guys will select hm again.

    • @ticthak
      @ticthak 5 років тому

      @@shankardas6938 No, but Russian tools will.

    • @belle9184
      @belle9184 5 років тому

      What’s a “maroon”? (Do you mean moron?)

  • @ellenspear50
    @ellenspear50 5 років тому +137

    I'm in New Zealand. It's not far enough away from tRump.

    • @JustaReadingguy
      @JustaReadingguy 5 років тому +10

      One of you two should be shipped to the moon. I'm not saying who that would be, but I like New Zealanders.

    • @shimmeringfairydust3275
      @shimmeringfairydust3275 5 років тому +2

      Lucky!

    • @DesertEagleV
      @DesertEagleV 5 років тому +19

      Nobody on the planet is far enough from trump.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +4

      Hey, you guys look like you live in the land of the elves. We're living with Grima Wormtongue over here!

    • @sanSDI
      @sanSDI 5 років тому +7

      @@DesertEagleV there is an island with natives that kill everybody who comes to their island, lets tell him the island is full of virgins waiting for him 🙄

  • @scrappymark
    @scrappymark 5 років тому +57

    “Hold my fil-a o fish” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @AmberAmbwee
      @AmberAmbwee 5 років тому +2

      Mark Pearson “Hold the tarter sauce! I’m on a diet! Also, give me a large Diet Coke!”

    • @soulcalx
      @soulcalx 5 років тому +3

      I love Colbert he does the impression so well it feels like Trump would actually say it lol

  • @01bigtrev
    @01bigtrev 5 років тому +87

    I'd like to think maybe just maybe one of those people in the crowd come to their senses after those ramblings and think WTF was that

    • @Hotspur37
      @Hotspur37 5 років тому +9

      I am holding on the hope that none of them actually believe a crap trump spews , its just like the old days when the circus comes to their sleepy little town. Its not very good but its something todo on tuesday night

    • @Jillbles
      @Jillbles 5 років тому +4

      The people in that crowd had to be there; it was a work function.

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 5 років тому +1

      Trump's cultists are wearing the hats with skulls on them and don't have the decency to ask themselves "Are we the baddies?"

    • @brentlupardus2685
      @brentlupardus2685 5 років тому

      I doubt it

    • @brentlupardus2685
      @brentlupardus2685 5 років тому

      @@Hotspur37 that's hilarious

  • @purberri
    @purberri 5 років тому +209

    How can anyone take Trump serious, he’s a joke comedian President. I have absolutely no respect for him. We need to vote for someone who can lead and bring respect back to the Presidency.

    • @LisaHumble
      @LisaHumble 5 років тому +1

      .President up wound he that serious him took people Enough

    • @BIZZLLENIZZLLE
      @BIZZLLENIZZLLE 5 років тому +12

      The people DID vote in a majority for someone else.... it's the electoral college system that is outdated and flawed. Let's try again everybody .

    • @ggraves7321
      @ggraves7321 5 років тому +12

      purberri HE IS MORE THAN A CLOWN, HE IS A SOCIOPATH PLAYING WITH LIVES OF THE MOST VULNERABLE AND THE OTHER BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT IS ACTING HELPLESS TO THIS ADMINISTRATION INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR DAMN JOBS!
      Children are dying, ppl are being criminalized for being nonwhite, desperately fleeing the violence that we help create. We are DAMNED AS A PPL IF WE DONT STAND UP FOR THE LEAST AMONGST US!

    • @mrdbooks7285
      @mrdbooks7285 5 років тому +1

      Guess What puberri - There was a Vote back in 2016 and Trump beat Hillary - Guess What puberri - He is YOUR PRESIDENT - Deal with it Moron.

    • @mrdbooks7285
      @mrdbooks7285 5 років тому +1

      @Samuel Nack - I take it that you are unemployed and Lazy and want to be given $1000 per month for doing NOTHING.

  • @TokyoTraveller
    @TokyoTraveller 5 років тому +82

    Trump has DEFINITELY been to that island!

    • @chrisbuttonshaw2088
      @chrisbuttonshaw2088 5 років тому +3

      EVERY WEEKEND would be my bet

    • @coryce258
      @coryce258 5 років тому +6

      Exactly, he says I was never there really means I had season passes

    • @justinstevenson2061
      @justinstevenson2061 5 років тому +5

      Absolutely. He always does this crap and incriminates himself.
      He had to bring up the island, and specifically mention he’d never been there. That means he went.
      His little brain works kind of like a child’s, they are telling on themselves while their talking but don’t even know it......

    • @mimiQ2402
      @mimiQ2402 5 років тому

      but by now I'm sure any evidence of that has been removed especially while Epstein was in jailed

  • @lauramaue
    @lauramaue 5 років тому +215

    "I was never there." Once again answering questions no one asked.

    • @helentaylor7132
      @helentaylor7132 5 років тому +14

      @historydogg Baaa Baaaaaa, who's the sheep?!?!?

    • @hectorplascencia2271
      @hectorplascencia2271 5 років тому +24

      Trump "...no officer I did not kill that man"
      Officer "What are you talking about? I stopped you because you ran the red light"

    • @mohammedkone5847
      @mohammedkone5847 5 років тому +9

      and trying to hide the truth always

    • @Rabbitsarewonderful
      @Rabbitsarewonderful 5 років тому +4

      Suspicious!

    • @mvandemar
      @mvandemar 5 років тому +4

      @historydogg Clinton never said that, you trolls are literally pulling quotes like that out of your asses.

  • @dianewhalen9721
    @dianewhalen9721 5 років тому +63

    You said it Stephen .Just when you think it couldn’t get worst .It does!😢🇺🇸

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 5 років тому +4

      An expert in the field of pattern recognition might point out that there appears to be a direct correlation, and likely a cause-and-effect relationship, between Trump being in power and things continuously getting worse.

    • @garynorthtruro
      @garynorthtruro 5 років тому +1

      @@hazukichanx408 Exactly !!!!

    • @animalia5554
      @animalia5554 5 років тому +1

      That’s your problem. You thought it couldn’t get worse.

    • @DR.Poncho-dx4zr
      @DR.Poncho-dx4zr Рік тому

      4 years later: It turns out that was all of our problems.

  • @xavineira9403
    @xavineira9403 5 років тому +17

    I’m worried for us. I miss the America I knew.

  • @trishrowland7782
    @trishrowland7782 5 років тому +306

    If paying for immigrants is bad for taxpayers, what was the tax cut for the rich??????

    • @Notfunnysam
      @Notfunnysam 5 років тому +14

      YES!

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 5 років тому +11

      A man-made disaster.

    • @DiamondHedgehog
      @DiamondHedgehog 5 років тому +12

      A disastrous policy. Trickle down economics has repeatedly failed.
      It has been a recession maker every time.

    • @abthedragon4921
      @abthedragon4921 5 років тому +9

      Exactly!
      It didn't work with Reagan
      It didn't work with Bush Sr.
      It didn't work with Bush Jr.
      And it isn't going to work for Trump.

    • @kimberlyrea3331
      @kimberlyrea3331 5 років тому +2

      Trish Rowland peeing on the poor

  • @zesty9815
    @zesty9815 5 років тому +47

    _"We had two-and-a-half soldiers. Why we never took that half soldier to the hospital I'll never know."_ 11:19
    I can hear Groucho Marx delivering that line.

    • @Didgeinator92
      @Didgeinator92 5 років тому +10

      With his pinky up, cigar drawn and bushy eyebrows raising all the way.
      Apparently, that soldier was supposed to be drawn and quartered... Too bad they did a half-assed job.
      *I'll see myself out.* =p

    • @TimeandMonotony
      @TimeandMonotony 5 років тому +5

      Damn now I can't unsee/unhear it. 😂

    • @joannelindsay4977
      @joannelindsay4977 5 років тому +5

      That was freaking hilarious.....

  • @erinbutler2892
    @erinbutler2892 5 років тому +46

    When you say "Director of Immigration (etc.)" you mean to say ACTING Director, right?
    There's a reason so many appointments are "Acting" instead of official: far less scrutiny is applied to them.

    • @marylhere
      @marylhere 5 років тому +1

      Erin Butler new rules need to be written down about this branch. Acting only while being investigated and vetted. Six weeks max.

  • @njovujoshua
    @njovujoshua 5 років тому +120

    Trump is so crazy that even KIM JONG UN called him crazy hehe