Donald Trump Acts Like A Villain To Energize His Base

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  • Опубліковано 12 сер 2019
  • The President is doing his best to appear like a cartoon villain this week, supporting conspiracy theories surrounding the death of Jeffrey Epstein, announcing plans to roll back the Endangered Species Act, seeking to restrict legal migration to only people of ample means, and promoting "fracking for plastic" at a speech in Pennsylvania. #LSSC #Monologue #Colbert
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  • @gooberzmom
    @gooberzmom 4 роки тому +297

    if he had to say ''I was never there'' then you know for sure he WAS there.

    • @sympthylost
      @sympthylost 4 роки тому +27

      Exactly! No one even asked him, he just randomly threw that out. It's NO COLLUSION 2.0. 🙄😩

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому +10

      He'll be his own witness for the prosecution. He never knows when to shut up.

    • @1Kent
      @1Kent 4 роки тому +1

      Is that meant to be a pre-emptive lie?

    • @JNArnold
      @JNArnold 4 роки тому +6

      Trump - Never not projecting his own actions and behaviors onto someone else.

    • @evadrediger893
      @evadrediger893 4 роки тому +3

      Can you get to an island by boat? Or only by plane? Dont rich people including trump have “ boats” yachts ? Fairly sure they do.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 4 роки тому +568

    "I don't want to be crude, but your business is dead!" If there's one thing Donnie knows it's a dead business.
    He's killed so many!

    • @ripadipaflipa4672
      @ripadipaflipa4672 4 роки тому +12

      Opus 313 : killed them very bigly

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 роки тому +8

      Including his own. He went bankrupt at least six times.

    • @melindac3368
      @melindac3368 4 роки тому +4

      Opus, good one!

    • @jessiebushman7413
      @jessiebushman7413 4 роки тому

      Much like woman

    • @Flipson456
      @Flipson456 4 роки тому +8

      Yes...The real downfall of the American Empire...it is happening...Russia and China are influencing in Latin America, Middle East and Africa.. America is isolating itself because of the "America First" motto..it has really damaged itself.

  • @CidTheGargoyle
    @CidTheGargoyle 4 роки тому +165

    "The wind stops blowing and no more electricity."
    I don't think it works that way.

    • @ericpmoss
      @ericpmoss 4 роки тому +2

      According to Agent Orange, the wind stops blowing and turbines stop causing cancer.

    • @ZaffyTaffy
      @ZaffyTaffy 4 роки тому +10

      @@duncan5063 uhh dude? He was making a snarky comment against trump. He was saying (as I read it) "that's because you CAN think, so sorry you can't be president." As in they're not stupid enough.

    • @mrluchtverfrisser
      @mrluchtverfrisser 4 роки тому +2

      @@duncan5063 r/woooosh

  • @bullettube9863
    @bullettube9863 4 роки тому +354

    What a great symbol of America's might: An American Bald Eagle attacking an enemy of Democracy!

    • @whitneyneely2880
      @whitneyneely2880 4 роки тому +7

      He should use that in his reelection campaign.

    • @ReiHinoSenshi
      @ReiHinoSenshi 4 роки тому +18

      Save us brave bald eagle!

    • @Jackie-cw3yw
      @Jackie-cw3yw 4 роки тому +10

      Ironic that we picked that animal to represent us & now he's showing us why! Nice!

    • @thepackable
      @thepackable 4 роки тому +5

      Bald eagles see all. From far away. Nothing escapes their eye. Especially the biggest loser that eagle ever saw.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 4 роки тому

      Like Thorondor attacking Morgoth... Sadly, this one didn't get to scratch up the villain's face.
      (Sorry - like Stephen, I'm a geek for Middle-Earth.)

  • @anonagain
    @anonagain 4 роки тому +295

    New motto below the Statue of Liberty: "Give us your best, your educated, your 1% yearning to be wealthier."

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 4 роки тому +22

      According to the Trump administration, it only refers to immigrants from Europe.

    • @MeredithAnne88
      @MeredithAnne88 4 роки тому +9

      He is despicable.

    • @roxannemaxwellmba6288
      @roxannemaxwellmba6288 4 роки тому +2

      ...or any white guy that does not meet any of the above criteria.

    • @sprybug
      @sprybug 4 роки тому +15

      @@kty3727 Trump said it himself. "Why can't we get more immigrants from Norway?"

    • @brainflash1
      @brainflash1 4 роки тому +14

      @@kty3727 No, the "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore." refers only to Europeans, according to Trump. Stop trying to score imaginary points in a non argument and educate yourself instead.

  • @MarcKloos
    @MarcKloos 4 роки тому +416

    _"I was never there"_
    That means he was there.

    • @aggie7756
      @aggie7756 4 роки тому +16

      Was he even asked if he ever went there? If not, his assertion that he was never there pretty much wraps it up.

    • @garrycole9187
      @garrycole9187 4 роки тому +15

      Marc, you are correct. When he says something, you can take the complete opposite to be true!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому +6

      If you wanna speak Trump, just think in opposites.

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 4 роки тому +5

      He's just making sure he gets that out early, so his base supporters will believe him, and defend him. But they need to remember that tRump said he didn't know Epstein that well, but the video of them partying together shows otherwise. And he has admitted that he and Epstein both liked younger women.
      Come on base...put it all together. This guys BS has fooled you long enough. Look at the evidence, don't just listen to what he says, because remember, he's told about 11000 lies in his time as president.

    • @Ash-se6gh
      @Ash-se6gh 4 роки тому

      Exactly

  • @Firenzell01
    @Firenzell01 4 роки тому +415

    A conversation in America:
    "We should help immigrants"
    "No, we should help Americans first!"
    "Let's help Americans then"
    "NO THAT'S SOCIALISM!!"

    • @joshuahayes4825
      @joshuahayes4825 4 роки тому +26

      Emily Burden lol 😂 so true we seem to have endless resources to burn on absolutely non sensical things but then never have money for any sort of social issues. Where are we going to get the money to help immigrants? It’s so laughable this idea that we can’t afford anything or if we do were communist or socialist it’s insane to me

    • @luissototorres2185
      @luissototorres2185 4 роки тому +3

      Communism in any form isn't really the American way

    • @Firenzell01
      @Firenzell01 4 роки тому +26

      @@luissototorres2185 Why not social democracy or the Third Way tho? Forms of socialism that definitely aren't communist and make sure people don't have to sell their house for basic medical treatment. Tbh, I just don't understand Americas need to uphold dumb principles like no public healthcare or guns over the need to prevent deaths

    • @seraphb.601
      @seraphb.601 4 роки тому +12

      @@joshuahayes4825 "if you can afford money on social issues you're communist or socialist" sounds to me like the speaker is innocently confessing "as long as we stay in a capitalist system you're gonna remain poor, and that's what we gotta do because after all, I get richer every day".
      Yeah, socialism is not HIS answer.

    • @gewitterhund3164
      @gewitterhund3164 4 роки тому +8

      @@luissototorres2185 Yep. Instead of getting grabbed at night and killed by authorities the american way is to get randomly shot by authorities in your home playing video games.
      Besides: You obviously have no idea of what socialism or communism means. But i don't blame you. I blame the education system in your shithole country.
      I mean: Look at that guy that is your president. In a normal country with normal people who can actually use their brain at least partially due some proper education that laughingstock wouldn't even had been allowed to candidate.

  • @mohammedkone5847
    @mohammedkone5847 4 роки тому +54

    "I was never there" is the most unbelievable statement he ever made

    • @mrdbooks7285
      @mrdbooks7285 4 роки тому

      Are we talking about Bill Clinton again? Bill used the Loletta express, Epstein's private jet, 27 times. Just like the time when Bill was President and said on National TV to the nation - "I never had Sex with that women" Honest Bill Clinton, somebody we all can look up to, because Bill is so virtuous and truthful.

    • @angelmayes9445
      @angelmayes9445 4 роки тому +2

      Yes! And "i didn't say that!" 😂

    • @mrdbooks7285
      @mrdbooks7285 4 роки тому

      @Angel Mayes - I can not work out what you are trying to say? Please explain. Are you talking about Virtuous Bill Clinton?

  • @trinelangohr6661
    @trinelangohr6661 4 роки тому +255

    "I didn't got to the island" - next thing we see will be footage of him on the island, his plane ticket to the island and his entry about going to the island in his diary....

    • @sabercat5490
      @sabercat5490 4 роки тому +26

      And then he'll say its fake news and blame the 'fake' media for lying to the American people, like he always does.

    • @bellenice5670
      @bellenice5670 4 роки тому +12

      Trump...I don't know him...NEVER a fan

    • @BillMcD
      @BillMcD 4 роки тому +12

      trump can't write, why would he have a diary?

    • @sabercat5490
      @sabercat5490 4 роки тому +10

      @@BillMcD I mean his Twitter account is pretty much his diary. He rants there every night before he goes to bed after watching faux news.

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 4 роки тому +1

      He cant last all the way to the island.

  • @jennifergridley8111
    @jennifergridley8111 4 роки тому +79

    "Syphilitic ramblings of a madman" OMG I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ChrisWood
    @ChrisWood 4 роки тому +478

    “Mr. President, standing so close to the chopper blades is a safety hazard. But as long as you’re here, could you show us how high you can jump?”

    • @BrytheP
      @BrytheP 4 роки тому +26

      the asshole would do it too!

    • @FJB_USA_1ST
      @FJB_USA_1ST 4 роки тому +23

      @@BrytheP hope he would. I'm dying to see how high he can jump.

    • @Spiker985Studios
      @Spiker985Studios 4 роки тому +42

      That implies that he can jump...

    • @debbie541
      @debbie541 4 роки тому +24

      taxpayers paying for helicopters to sit and run for hours going nowhere

    • @joshporter5205
      @joshporter5205 4 роки тому +20

      Gee, mr president, I hear you have the strongest neck in the world. I hear it could even withstand a helicopter blade.

  • @georgielynn4187
    @georgielynn4187 4 роки тому +71

    "I don't want to be overly crude"......righto, you passed that 30 years ago.

  • @samuelperezgarcia
    @samuelperezgarcia 4 роки тому +268

    "I was never there."
    Translation: he was there.

    • @wayneblack990
      @wayneblack990 4 роки тому +27

      Since everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie, I'm pretty sure you're right.

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 4 роки тому +14

      @TheTruthIsRacist
      Really now? Funny, that doesn't extend to Hillary:/ You pathetic hypocrite.

    • @wayneblack990
      @wayneblack990 4 роки тому +8

      @TheTruthIsRacist ROFLOL! You "people" are so easy. LOL! The Proof is trump lies constantly.

    • @rossgeography
      @rossgeography 4 роки тому +6

      @TheTruthIsRacist - Truth is You're Racist

    • @eoinc9511
      @eoinc9511 4 роки тому +4

      @TheTruthIsRacist "Proof or just a halfwit opinion" , "innocent until proven guilty"
      Like the Central Park five?
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      You are the reason people think all Trump followers are completely full of shit.
      Sanctimonious hypocrite of the highest order, go look in the mirror before you speak next time you waste of grey matter.

  • @katerh3198
    @katerh3198 4 роки тому +297

    He's an embarrassment -- parts of the world are fighting for democracy, the US is throwing it away

    • @chikaka2012
      @chikaka2012 4 роки тому +27

      Kate RH I think that means we’re an embarrassment. Unlike the courageous young people in Hong Kong, none of us have tried to storm Congress yet. Most of us can’t even be bothered to vote.

    • @fahimp3
      @fahimp3 4 роки тому +12

      He is in power because of the electoral college, US never had democracy... 😕

    • @mbd6054
      @mbd6054 4 роки тому +11

      Those are the truest words anyone has spoken, on the subject, to date. The Russians are demanding free and fair elections, and risk their lives, and their freedom, to protest peacefully. The students of Hong Kong are opposing increased incursion, by China, into their basic freedoms, and are certainly risking their lives in so doing. It is still safe to peacefully protest in the US, for a while.

    • @thegreatanointedlordtrump.336
      @thegreatanointedlordtrump.336 4 роки тому +2

      I'm the greatest thing since Jesus.

    • @jaymiddleton1782
      @jaymiddleton1782 4 роки тому +9

      He definitely is an embarrassment. And reflects really poorly on the typical American. It’s sad as well. If you remember the stereotype in the early 00s was Americans are stupid, ignorant, and don’t have a clue what’s happening outside of their own country.
      You did so well at undoing this reputation and then in one election reduce yourselves, on a global stage, to the group of idiots who were easily deceived by a TV star running on a platform of bumper-sticker policies like “build a wall,” and “drain the swamp.”

  • @lovenaturenaturallybu3703
    @lovenaturenaturallybu3703 4 роки тому +52

    Most people standing behind him looks confused...by his rumbling.

  • @Phreemunny
    @Phreemunny 4 роки тому +118

    When he was talking about trucks, his dementia really shown through. Everything he says is so trite and banal

    • @jillclark2012
      @jillclark2012 4 роки тому +1

      Love yur name.

    • @scpfoundation05-17
      @scpfoundation05-17 4 роки тому +2

      @Bill Wilson Ye I don't think he cares about being insult by someone who is about 5, judging by the words used.

    • @noraamburgey5463
      @noraamburgey5463 4 роки тому

      @bootnsoot lol

    • @elcruzer5514
      @elcruzer5514 4 роки тому

      He talks down to his blue collar supporters because he think they're stupid. Remember he "loves the uneducated". Apparently they are the only ones ignorant enough to support drumps Washington Mafia.

  • @sheep2826
    @sheep2826 4 роки тому +615

    Oh god it physically hurts to hear him talk about “when the wind stops we don’t get energy” like please stop talking about things you have no clue about.

    • @RedroomStudios
      @RedroomStudios 4 роки тому +49

      even if he does know he will still say it because his entire political strategy is based on fear mongering!

    • @brianfewer919
      @brianfewer919 4 роки тому +44

      @@RedroomStudios and dumb people.

    • @ok-ms3ke
      @ok-ms3ke 4 роки тому +28

      And his own personal image

    • @uremawifenowdave
      @uremawifenowdave 4 роки тому +24

      And his own personal investments.

    • @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj
      @StrigidaeStrigiformes-sv6mj 4 роки тому +3

      Welcome to the 21st century. This is how people do discourse now.

  • @lordodysseus
    @lordodysseus 4 роки тому +170

    "America is a very welcoming country."
    Uh huh, I think the Native Americans might have some things to say about that...

    • @lasvina3610
      @lasvina3610 4 роки тому +5

      So would the Mexicans.

    • @herbertcamacho1461
      @herbertcamacho1461 4 роки тому

      Ya, they probably agree that open borders is bad.
      And they probably think they should have stopped fighting amongst themselves like the right vs left.

    • @beegwan1893
      @beegwan1893 4 роки тому

      Lord Odysseus so would black folks. And the Chinese folks too.

    • @alexandercanella4479
      @alexandercanella4479 4 роки тому +5

      @@herbertcamacho1461 no Democrats want an open border. Not wanting a wall is not wanting an open border.

    • @herbertcamacho1461
      @herbertcamacho1461 4 роки тому

      @@alexandercanella4479 So you would rather humans do a hard job that a wall could do instead?? Why?

  • @SamsoniteF
    @SamsoniteF 4 роки тому +45

    Its so laughable to see how this man lower the bar for the title of the President.

    • @c5vetteguy16
      @c5vetteguy16 4 роки тому +6

      Yes indeed jo mixs, however, the sad truth is that the bar no longer exists! Trump kicked it to the gutter, so that he could relate to it.

  • @chayothomas
    @chayothomas 4 роки тому +125

    “I was never there” 🤔 that’s exactly what someone says when they know they were there but want people to think they were “never there”. 😂

    • @tanaraeh
      @tanaraeh 4 роки тому +9

      Agreed. Anytime you deny something that no one asked about or accused you of, you soooo did it. Any normal parent knows that lol

    • @ajw5388
      @ajw5388 4 роки тому +12

      Any time Trump denies something in an unprompted way, it’s obvious he has in fact done whatever he’s denying to have done.

    • @erikapurcell-williams4049
      @erikapurcell-williams4049 4 роки тому +7

      LOL....This fool probably messed around & gave the coordinates to the island's location while trying to prove he wasn't there....

  • @lettylunasical4766
    @lettylunasical4766 4 роки тому +221

    "The wind stopped blowing. No electricity." LMAO!!

    • @michaelleahy123
      @michaelleahy123 4 роки тому +35

      Yes, he did say that.he is total moron

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 роки тому +7

      As much as I am opposed to capital punishment, and especially making a martyr of President 💩, if he must face judicial execution, he should be electrocuted...except he has to produce the electricity himself by means of a pedal-powered generator. If he fails to pedal, he gets painfully prodded by Rosie O’Donnell.

    • @broski365
      @broski365 4 роки тому +9

      He's doubling down. That way whatever he said before doesnt seem so socking and stupid. Trump supporters treat him like a story teller. To me hes like an insane uncle from Duck Dynasty rambling about whatever he's trying to prove, or get out of. Looks like shady propaganda.

    •  4 роки тому +2

      @@Chunkboi *it is just a tiny remark* If u r really at least a little bit against murdering You couldnt event think of this topic even as a joke...

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original 4 роки тому +9

      @Decem what are you even talking about?? batteries are MADE to store energy, genius. and to say that you need a pile of coal standing by, because the WIND and the SUN'S energy might be insufficient? seriously? the sun sends more energy to earth in an hour than humanity could possibly use in a year.
      trolls.

  • @valdofranc3470
    @valdofranc3470 4 роки тому +472

    This guy wakes up everyday and work hard to be the worst version of himself....

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 4 роки тому +31

      Pretty sure it comes natural to him.
      For any normal person with an actual soul - that would be hard work.

    • @voixdelaraison593
      @voixdelaraison593 4 роки тому +16

      Valdo Franc
      The Dumpster brings out the worst in everyone. What a claim to fame.

    • @danielfarrugia3884
      @danielfarrugia3884 4 роки тому +8

      Ha ha! He's like the Anthony Robins of being a terrible human.

    • @Marleystrummer
      @Marleystrummer 4 роки тому +9

      Get that White Nazionalist A hole out of White Nazionalist House pronto!

    • @joyphillips1821
      @joyphillips1821 4 роки тому +1

      Oh look, democrats are trolling again to energize their base.... still haven't seen any proof for Russian collusion... in spite of all the witnesses who came to "testify".

  • @jalight27
    @jalight27 4 роки тому +78

    I'm just at such a loss... I really don't understand what's happened since November 2016... It really at the same time astounds and disgusts me

    • @mizzury54
      @mizzury54 4 роки тому +5

      What happened is a large group of feeble minded and fearful people we taken in by a braggadocious conman.

    • @mmflynn1
      @mmflynn1 4 роки тому +2

      And a lot of help from Trump's mentor and butt buddy, Putin.

    • @toniomalley5661
      @toniomalley5661 4 роки тому +2

      Señor Ham the rest of the world feels exactly the same

  • @andrewhogue1887
    @andrewhogue1887 4 роки тому +33

    "I think we had about 2 and a half soldiers".....WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!?

    • @denyze2263
      @denyze2263 4 роки тому

      Andrew Hogue - Hi Andrew. Please stop with the caps lock.
      They don’t emphasise what you are saying or feeling.
      They merely silence you because we can’t hear.
      Trust your readers to understand what you mean and feel.
      Talk nicely, type nicely
      Let’s communicate.

    • @kissit012
      @kissit012 4 роки тому +3

      @@denyze2263 What the fuck is this comment? What is its purpose? What is it meant to communicate? What gall does it take for one to post this and deem it acceptable for public view? I need an answer.

    • @Taffoman
      @Taffoman 4 роки тому +3

      2 months later and I still have no idea what the fuck was the stuff about two and a half soldiers. Maybe Trump was watching too much television and confused the security of a national border with Charlie Sheen comedy.

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 4 роки тому +175

    That eagle is my hero. A true patriot.

    • @sakuyastarwind83
      @sakuyastarwind83 4 роки тому

      🎃 + 🦅 = 💥

    • @frankanderson4988
      @frankanderson4988 4 роки тому

      I happen to know that the eagle worked for Hillary and people are saying that he may have helped hide her emails- MAGA

  • @BNSFGuy4723
    @BNSFGuy4723 4 роки тому +320

    6:54 “I love trucks of aallllll types. Even when I was a little boy...at 4 years old. My mother would say you love trucks. I do. I always loved trucks... I still do. Nothing changes.”
    *The President of the United States*

    • @AmberAmbwee
      @AmberAmbwee 4 роки тому +23

      Emre Veliu “I can make it go honk!”

    • @ittakesallkinds809
      @ittakesallkinds809 4 роки тому +33

      Pitiful isn't it?

    • @BNSFGuy4723
      @BNSFGuy4723 4 роки тому +16

      @It Takes All Kinds
      I don’t have words to express what I just heard... Let’s just put it that way

    • @rubenmendoza1864
      @rubenmendoza1864 4 роки тому +2

      👏👏👏 👏👏👏

    • @DesertEagleV
      @DesertEagleV 4 роки тому +8

      Too bad nothing really grow up on trump. Brain or balls.

  • @michaelfitzgerald1865
    @michaelfitzgerald1865 4 роки тому +33

    So there are no other jobs in PA except fracking and coal
    And the sad note of the Endangered Species rollback is that it was a Republican, Teddy Roosevelt, who championed conservatism of natural resources and extending federal protection to land and wildlife.

  • @ruthv2352
    @ruthv2352 4 роки тому +24

    Just see the look of some of those Workers behind him 🤣🤣🤣 they're like "WTF"

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 4 роки тому +990

    The clip of the bald eagle attacking tRump never gets old.

    • @hope-peace5076
      @hope-peace5076 4 роки тому +58

      L W animals sense the disasters🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @dong9514
      @dong9514 4 роки тому +36

      I guess he didn't want to be hugged like the flag. I think he should try again P. S, there is a version were the eagle spits fire on him, even better.

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 4 роки тому +25

      Never.
      I need this in a GIF.

    • @r.c.whitaker296
      @r.c.whitaker296 4 роки тому +18

      Such a good boy or girl ❤️

    • @smokingstone1141
      @smokingstone1141 4 роки тому +11

      God, I love it!

  • @franknorth164
    @franknorth164 4 роки тому +245

    Man you are going to have to explain to me how people listen to that bozo and think "yeah, that's the guy. That's the guy I want making decisions for me"

    • @hippiecowgirl4231
      @hippiecowgirl4231 4 роки тому +27

      Frank North , there is no explanation. None that make any sense to anyone who’s ever heard him speak, that’s for sure.

    • @ACKMINDSEYE
      @ACKMINDSEYE 4 роки тому +16

      Frank North I wouldn’t let this guy decide about ingredients to put on a pizza. Let alone, decisions about...well, any decisions at all. About anything. He’s a doofus.

    • @jayweh
      @jayweh 4 роки тому +19

      I do think most people in his rallies just enjoy the awkward circus around him. they're in it for the weird ramblings. I do see a shift in the audience's behavior from the early rallies to now. as for the non-rally trump supporters: they ignore his trumpisms, they're in for money and fear of identity loss. and if racism is the means to go, they'll accept it.

    • @123lowp
      @123lowp 4 роки тому +2

      Stop immigration. Trump should stop it all along with bringing people here to work from India.

    • @Zhenyaaa
      @Zhenyaaa 4 роки тому +12

      @Cosmonauteable Try some of that shit yourself, good luck kid, may you undo your Fox news brainwashing.

  • @hazukichanx408
    @hazukichanx408 4 роки тому +217

    Wind TURBINES, Donny. TURBINES. Not mills. Mills grind stuff. Turbines do not.
    Learn... the... difference. >_

    • @mattsamoto4451
      @mattsamoto4451 4 роки тому +27

      Woah you expect him to have simple reasoning, about how power actualy works, just by explaining it in the most basic level, he would get confused and call it "Fake news"
      cause that is his awnser for everything that goes over his (very low to the ground) head.

    • @mmflynn1
      @mmflynn1 4 роки тому +14

      You're going to have to dumb it down a lot more than that for Trump to understand. You're better off using one-syllable words and a lot of pictures and emojis.

    • @TobiSGD
      @TobiSGD 4 роки тому +5

      @@mmflynn1 He will never understand. He just can't. Learning this stuff would mean admitting that he was wrong before, and that just can't happen in Trump World.

    • @khav11
      @khav11 4 роки тому +1

      ya ya go back to your anime, stupid meaningless kid

    • @TobiSGD
      @TobiSGD 4 роки тому +9

      @@khav11 Oh, did someone hit a nerve?

  • @DeterminedDIYer
    @DeterminedDIYer 4 роки тому +255

    How insulting can he be to blue collar workers? My husband is a UPS driver. He has a commercial pilot's license and he's very smart. He could easily learn to make computer parts. He's just assuming because you work for a living that your brain is the size of a pea.... Rude AF.

    • @sailorplanetmars6103
      @sailorplanetmars6103 4 роки тому +21

      "If I was the son of a coal miner I would have gotten out. But a lot of these people, they just stay there. They don't have "it"." - Donald Trump, champion of the coal miners [citation needed]

    • @mattsamoto4451
      @mattsamoto4451 4 роки тому +17

      a pea brain would still make a person smarter than trump.

    • @hoffer54
      @hoffer54 4 роки тому +3

      @@sailorplanetmars6103 Chump is the champion of Chump!

    • @mrdbooks7285
      @mrdbooks7285 4 роки тому +1

      Well, your Husband does this and that, Why don't you "Learn to Code" and put some money on the Table also? Rather than expecting him to do the Hard Yards - Oh, that is right, Oprah has told you that being a Mother is the Hardest Job in the World - Wrong. How about, you put a Dollar or Two on the table and help him out, after all, you two are a team, trying to go forward, to give your children a better life than what you have had.

    • @reinabombela4220
      @reinabombela4220 4 роки тому +19

      @@mrdbooks7285 lmfao Pig

  • @aherrmie
    @aherrmie 4 роки тому +789

    That video of the eagle attacking Trump never gets old.

    • @aprilcoppola8357
      @aprilcoppola8357 4 роки тому +4

      He will be doing it in 2020 oh yeah 2024,2028 etc. Good thing it never gets old!!

    • @DiamondHedgehog
      @DiamondHedgehog 4 роки тому +44

      Animals are a good judge of character, and uncle Sam, the eagle, hated trump.

    • @user-fj9bv1lo3l
      @user-fj9bv1lo3l 4 роки тому +47

      It's heart warming that even our national symbol can't stand that scumbag.. :-)

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 роки тому +15

      Remember how that happened right around the time a little bird landed in Bernie's podium

    • @user-fj9bv1lo3l
      @user-fj9bv1lo3l 4 роки тому +8

      @@Winteramen I'm not one that goes around proclaiming
      "It's a sign!!!"..
      But you are so spot on..
      Kinda makes you wonder.

  • @nonyabizness.original
    @nonyabizness.original 4 роки тому +640

    my god, listen to trump talk in these clips. NO ONE talks like that. utterly, terrifyingly bizzare.

    • @napadave58
      @napadave58 4 роки тому +8

      @Mai Mariarti HAHAHA. A1. Short, but the comment of the day!

    • @johnmiranda2307
      @johnmiranda2307 4 роки тому +14

      Nonya Bizness - syphilitic rants. That’s the best description yet.

    • @richsackett3423
      @richsackett3423 4 роки тому +29

      @Trigger Troll He was elected as a protest vote. We have President Boaty McBoatface. He's the result of the Right-wing snowflakes' temper tantrum. We get it; you feel put-upon. Dry your eyes, Sunshine. We've got a country to put back together since your fratboy bro Donny and his pals wrecked the place.

    • @KizzleLife89
      @KizzleLife89 4 роки тому +3

      Mai Mariarti 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fiveohfivethree
      @fiveohfivethree 4 роки тому +12

      @Trigger Troll Have you seen these "shit filled streets" yourself? Like, are people actually shitting in the street? I don't get it...

  • @chaoslord8918
    @chaoslord8918 4 роки тому +157

    Sorry, it's actually the environment that's hotter than ever, not the economy.

    • @garetclaborn
      @garetclaborn 4 роки тому +2

      sure sure, except for the ice caps growing and low temperature trends but ok

    • @Cathyblj
      @Cathyblj 4 роки тому +12

      garet claborn
      Except that glaciers are melting at an unprecedented rate, and sea levels are rising; Anchorage hit 90° for the first time since record have been kept, July was the hottest month on record, mosquitoes are moving farther north, coral reefs are dying, water shortages are causing famine in Syria, etc. I could go on.

    • @garetclaborn
      @garetclaborn 4 роки тому

      @@Cathyblj ah well guess you should tell all your climate change experts, because the ones who work with the UN have debunked global warming years ago.
      there's a reason your pundits now call it "climate change" -- who also called it "global cooling" 35 years ago
      That aside, lets just go ahead and assume global warming is happening and driven by CO2. great. free hydro-electric power and a veritable paradise for the biodiversity of plants and animals. we're nowhere near the CO2 levels of the ordovician era

    • @Cathyblj
      @Cathyblj 4 роки тому +7

      garet claborn
      “Debunked”. 🤣😆😂
      99% of scientists agree there is a serious problem with warming, and the glaciers are melting, not growing.
      Jesus, Read a book already

    • @garetclaborn
      @garetclaborn 4 роки тому

      ​@@Cathyblj more than 1% of scientists have signed a petition affirming their skepticism, so that's false. the actual consensus idea is based on a congressional summary of scientific reports. not the actual finding of said collection of reports but merely how many of the reports contained phrase like "global warming", "warming trend", etc
      as per glaciers; that's idiotic. Glaciers are melting and glaciers are forming. don't agree? complain to NASA's research

  • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
    @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 4 роки тому +28

    He was genuinely upset when someone coughed on his ABC interview though. Totally real.

  • @MaximusEugenius
    @MaximusEugenius 4 роки тому +100

    ...and the old man in the straight jacket said: "I love trucks of all types. Even when I was a little boy at four years old. My mother would say: You love trucks. I do!", as the paramedics wheel him in the ambulance.

  • @gdtoob
    @gdtoob 4 роки тому +200

    Why would you weaken the endangered species act? Why? I genuinely don’t understand.

    • @neddelley8766
      @neddelley8766 4 роки тому +42

      💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲, it's always about the Benjamin's, profit over planet.

    • @peteklinger6150
      @peteklinger6150 4 роки тому +29

      Fracking or drilling in National Parks .... and his feckless sons will hunt them , you know .... to put them outta their misery , cause that family embodies empathy !!!

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 4 роки тому +20

      He always does something crazy whenever people are onto him, which just makes him more suspicious in relation to Jeffery Epstein.

    • @mattdoesgame7280
      @mattdoesgame7280 4 роки тому +2

      Because mostly, it’s a waste. We usually do not do our job protecting these animals, so WHY PAY

    • @o76923
      @o76923 4 роки тому +4

      Environmental impact surveys are expensive and the only possible outcome of them is companies involved in resource extraction or that produce runoff have less value because they can't do something they wanted to.

  • @SeanRiddolls
    @SeanRiddolls 4 роки тому +179

    The fact that your president thinks the electricity turns off, when Wind Turbines stop spinning, tells me all I need to know.

    • @linasithlady7377
      @linasithlady7377 4 роки тому +6

      Apparently, they are bird graveyards as well... 😆

    • @girliejax
      @girliejax 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah, that one alone will do it🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

    • @Jet-rx1ji
      @Jet-rx1ji 4 роки тому +6

      He said they give you cancer. He actually said that.

    • @lisagulick4144
      @lisagulick4144 4 роки тому +3

      All I can say, Sean, is I apologize. I was astonished and horrified when he got the Republican nomination, and those two reactions have only intensified since then. The man is not only ignorant, but also obscurantist. He doesn't know anything, doesn't want to learn, and attacks anyone who does want to both know and learn.
      Someone taught me a proverb...none of my sources can seem to agree whether its origin is Persian, Sanskrit, Chinese, or Arabic:
      He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool; shun him.
      He who knows not, and knows that he knows not, is a child; teach him.
      He who knows, and knows not that he knows, is asleep; wake him.
      He who knows, and knows that he knows, is a wise man; follow him.
      You can probably guess which line describes Trump.

    • @rocarlosdavis622
      @rocarlosdavis622 4 роки тому +1

      Lucky THERE IS A CURE for CANCER 😹🤓😇👽

  • @timphillips9678
    @timphillips9678 4 роки тому +29

    This country of ours will breath a huge sigh of relief when Drumpf is out of office. What a MAROON!

    • @shankardas6938
      @shankardas6938 4 роки тому +1

      You guys will select hm again.

    • @ticthak
      @ticthak 4 роки тому

      @@shankardas6938 No, but Russian tools will.

    • @belle9184
      @belle9184 4 роки тому

      What’s a “maroon”? (Do you mean moron?)

  • @Esrom_music
    @Esrom_music 4 роки тому +177

    "Syphilitic ramblings of the madman"

    • @ca6177
      @ca6177 4 роки тому

      Think you're right.

    • @mattsamoto4451
      @mattsamoto4451 4 роки тому +2

      looking forward to the cry of the oppresor. When he get crushed and thrown out of office.

  • @myagoodbody7942
    @myagoodbody7942 4 роки тому +198

    How much does it cost to have that helicopter running while waiting for the idiot

    • @peboearl9802
      @peboearl9802 4 роки тому +2

      The same it did for the last guy and the guy b4 that and the guy b4 that.......

    • @patrickwoite7188
      @patrickwoite7188 4 роки тому +11

      I think, it's the turbines warming up. Like on a plane. But I don't know, how long they'd have to warm up. Probably not as long as that guy contributes to global warming by blabbering out hot air.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому +9

      I wish it would sweep that stupid toupee off his head!

    • @eartherinfire
      @eartherinfire 4 роки тому +3

      Courage Karnga I want to throw a pie in his face.

    • @brookestorey8860
      @brookestorey8860 4 роки тому +2

      Its prepping/warming or spooling up, that's the noise, has to be done before starting props, so hes not wasting fuel... note the stationary propeller/rotor.... I would more point out hes yelled over the helicopter at reporters at least 30 times since appointing Huckabees replacement... still haven't heard the wh press secretary speak..

  • @chrispetersen4639
    @chrispetersen4639 4 роки тому +47

    If this man-child isn't proof positive that your version of democracy is broken, all hope is lost for your nation!
    He acts like a child, he talks like a child and he speaks of himself in 3rd person while thinking he is gods gift to mankind.., any person with a hint of independant thinking and logic, will tell you he suffers from massive insecurity and narcissisme.

    • @lcozzarelli
      @lcozzarelli 4 роки тому +5

      Chris Petersen Do you really think that those of us in the US that watch and love Stephen Colbert are not aware of this?

    • @AnthonyBecker9
      @AnthonyBecker9 4 роки тому +1

      @Independence In Mind found the Russian

    • @davidbendl5892
      @davidbendl5892 4 роки тому

      @@AnthonyBecker9 Lol.

    • @davidbendl5892
      @davidbendl5892 4 роки тому

      I am not a doctor so I don't diagnose President Donald Trump. But do you know that he is not a Democrat to defend Democracy? It spells itself out. "Narcissisme" also does not have an extra 'e' so sure after a day or two, try again, Chris Petersen.

  • @Hollyberye
    @Hollyberye 4 роки тому +11

    Dear Stephen Colbert, THANK YOU for helping me to get through this hideous time in our country...you can still make me laugh, and it feels good to laugh. Warm hugs to you! You rock! ...fellow Tolkien Geek

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay 4 роки тому +285

    Also, when trump says he was never on the island it means he's been on the island. Remember, every day is opposite day.

    • @hertygreen24
      @hertygreen24 4 роки тому +12

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @Xxaire31
      @Xxaire31 4 роки тому +8

      Taylor Craig Newbold No kidding

    • @wade8813
      @wade8813 4 роки тому +8

      Not always. Sometimes, it's only "The opposite of whatever he said before" Day

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 4 роки тому +4

      He prob needed an Ivanka stand-in.

    • @randomrandom450
      @randomrandom450 4 роки тому +13

      When you feel the need to say you never been there when nobody asked...

  • @leedunn1188
    @leedunn1188 4 роки тому +119

    Argh so infuriating that he still talks about wind power with zero knowledge.

    • @r2dnel
      @r2dnel 4 роки тому +15

      Or anything ... period

    • @carigordon4810
      @carigordon4810 4 роки тому +1

      It's just another vendetta.
      www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-47400641

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому +4

      What exactly does he have knowledge of?

    • @leedunn1188
      @leedunn1188 4 роки тому +1

      @@couragekarnga8735 good point.

    • @kyleebrock
      @kyleebrock 4 роки тому

      He knows! He just feeds his stupid base bullshit to reenforce their lemming ways.

  • @jamesdevlin6373
    @jamesdevlin6373 4 роки тому +16

    "I love trucks" what a incredible mind, a font of wisdom in uncertain times.

  • @xavineira9403
    @xavineira9403 4 роки тому +17

    I’m worried for us. I miss the America I knew.

  • @margueritejohnson6407
    @margueritejohnson6407 4 роки тому +248

    “I like trucks” reminds me of a certain judge - “I like beer” repeated 25 times.

    • @margueritejohnson6407
      @margueritejohnson6407 4 роки тому +17

      Toori Baba I didn’t realise you were acquainted with my family. How successful has yours been?

    • @TheElectricView
      @TheElectricView 4 роки тому +12

      @Toori Baba Also cheering as your country falls to fascism if probably the saddest thing I have ever seen... The once Allied Nation falls to the Axis powers...

    • @BRAINSPLATTER16
      @BRAINSPLATTER16 4 роки тому +7

      @Toori Baba You are aware of all these things Trump has actually done, right?

    • @roystonmason9125
      @roystonmason9125 4 роки тому

      @Toori Baba kaga maga faga

    • @DarylBark
      @DarylBark 4 роки тому +5

      @Toori Baba KAG = Kooks And Goons or King Ass Graber or Keep America Groveling

  • @ManDudeYeah
    @ManDudeYeah 4 роки тому +602

    Just listen to the way he speaks... Even more mind blowing is that his supporters are seemingly impressed with him! Get me off this insane ride already.

    • @pattygreen8064
      @pattygreen8064 4 роки тому +7

      are you talking about colbert because yeah its pretty crazy how brain dead his fans are nowadays . remember when he was funny and called out bullshit instead of spewing it? trump is no prize that's for sure but by all non partisan metrics he is doing a pretty good job, especially when it comes to exposing how full of shit the liberal media is though to be fair they do most of the work themselves. kinda hard to make fun of his "fake new" comments when they have been working so hard to prove him right over the last few years.

    • @willhunt4824
      @willhunt4824 4 роки тому +5

      None of your democrats have a clue how to do 1/10 of what he's done. Who Biden??? Please.

    • @Ihatebs
      @Ihatebs 4 роки тому +30

      @@willhunt4824 What has he done ?

    • @The_Cadaver
      @The_Cadaver 4 роки тому +61

      Trump's remaining supporters are straight-up morons.

    • @katherinerodriguez118
      @katherinerodriguez118 4 роки тому +47

      John Olson lmao only a bigger idiot who doesn’t agree with what he says would come to his UA-cam channel and spend his/her time commenting. 🤷‍♀️

  • @megdoe6482
    @megdoe6482 4 роки тому +52

    “Crackers huh? Are you talking about the kind you put in the soup, or the kind that show up to my rallies”

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 4 роки тому +3

      Something seems wrong to me.
      All those miners in their high-vis vests, and every one is clean.
      I worked in a factory and the high-vis vests didn't stay clean for long. And they weren't all exactly the same color.

  • @BPCL1054
    @BPCL1054 4 роки тому +38

    I swear, every day he sounds more like Peter Griffin

    • @jeffersonmanchild9271
      @jeffersonmanchild9271 4 роки тому +9

      Dont insult peter like that!

    • @emjayay
      @emjayay 4 роки тому +3

      @@jeffersonmanchild9271 Yeah, that really grinds my gears.

    • @mattsamoto4451
      @mattsamoto4451 4 роки тому +2

      at least peter griffin is funny and animated. with no real danger to real life. Trump is a danger to Humanity. and should be burned at the steak, to repay him for all the lives hes ruined and the Country he has destroy by his own greed and racist policy

  • @CloudsGirl7
    @CloudsGirl7 4 роки тому +1461

    Actually, speaking as an American, I'm fine with my money going toward helping immigrants and refugees.
    Drumpf's pointless golf trips and military parades, not so much.

    • @6Diego1Diego9
      @6Diego1Diego9 4 роки тому +89

      CloudsGirl7 not to mention immigrants pay taxes too. income, social security, sales tax.

    • @joyphillips1821
      @joyphillips1821 4 роки тому +11

      Except when the liberals are deliberately screwing over immigrants and refugees who were allowed into the country and didn't climb over a border. Oh and guess what... those LEGAL IMMIGRANTS pay taxes too. And we see how you think you can control us.... Careful... a few of us will be made citizens soon and you will see the full impact of how you treat the ones who had to wait in line.

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 роки тому +4

      Me, too.

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 4 роки тому +4

      6Diego1Diego9 Great point. 👏👏👏

    • @camelthegamer7165
      @camelthegamer7165 4 роки тому +9

      @Bud Fudlacker Consider this, bud. Every kid who grows up here could be the one who cures cancer because of our public schools. Just think about it. Nukes would still be dropped by a plane and parachute if it wasn't for those Nazis we brought back (you know, Immigrates) instead of today's ICBMs and submarine launched warheads.
      I'd like it if Cancer could just fucking die and this man (or lizard person) is the biggest obstacle to that great goal. Take your space force (overpaid air force) and shove it right up your ass next to that lump on your colon.

  • @MrGnidlih
    @MrGnidlih 4 роки тому +378

    Germany got more energy from solar and wind than fossil fuels this June, but what do they know, they're only one of the most successful economies in the world.

    • @thefloridamanofytcomments5264
      @thefloridamanofytcomments5264 4 роки тому +2

      Ake Hilding glad they decided not to take Romania’s this time 😂

    • @scottrowe533
      @scottrowe533 4 роки тому +34

      ...and I'm willing to bet money the television doesn't shut off when the wind stops blowing or the sun goes down. Trump is such a lying, pompous d*ckhead.

    •  4 роки тому +4

      If Germany would care just a little bit for anything... e-golf would be cheaper then golf D like 10 years after they learnt about climate change (let say mid 90s) but in reality it is still 6K € more expensive nowdays... look take this comment as friendly as possible but Germany (and France) needs to be role model in Europe...

    • @Sloppyunderfoot
      @Sloppyunderfoot 4 роки тому +2

      @@scottrowe533 Yes, it's called a battery.

    • @dianeshelton9592
      @dianeshelton9592 4 роки тому +5

      Ake Hilding the uk ran on renewable sources for 2 weeks this August

  • @hoffer54
    @hoffer54 4 роки тому +22

    I have said it before, and I will say it again, Idiocracy is here, the prophecy has come true!!

  • @njovujoshua
    @njovujoshua 4 роки тому +120

    Trump is so crazy that even KIM JONG UN called him crazy hehe

  • @mannycampos6885
    @mannycampos6885 4 роки тому +361

    Even a bald eagle hates Trump

    • @primalwerewolf9356
      @primalwerewolf9356 4 роки тому +5

      that eagle can sense evil

    • @harrismiller1948
      @harrismiller1948 4 роки тому

      That half soldier was one of seven dwarfs!

    • @mannycampos6885
      @mannycampos6885 4 роки тому +2

      @@primalwerewolf9356 and natural disasters

    • @alexisrivera200xable
      @alexisrivera200xable 4 роки тому +5

      The bald eagle was likely on to his BS from the very beginning. Curious fact: Thanks to the Endangered Species Act, the use of the pesticide DDT was banned because it made bald eagle eggs too thin to survive incubation. So the eagle was right to not like Trump, he is a threat to his species.

    • @hansbass8119
      @hansbass8119 4 роки тому +2

      To be fair, even HELL is very concerned and still refuse him entry. This is the only plausible explenation why that old hot gas balloon still haven't kick the bucket with it's horrendous lifestyle.

  • @richardbraakman7469
    @richardbraakman7469 4 роки тому +658

    "We have the hottest economy"
    Donald you misunderstood the briefing on global warming again

    • @gingercat777
      @gingercat777 4 роки тому +13

      Boom!!

    • @cherchikatilo3032
      @cherchikatilo3032 4 роки тому +10

      Wow, trumpy really likes child molesters, brother killers, citizen killers, and people who don’t remember Chernobyl. Bravo, we now know he did groom his favorite little girl, because he’s willing to speak well of a dead child molester. Who’s next? “Pogo was a good, strong guy. He took in young men, and he never let them go. He was also would of been a bigly trump supporter. A tremendous republican, a great guy.”

    • @haroldmoore8385
      @haroldmoore8385 4 роки тому

      Frank is that true? Asking for my sister.

    • @jaymiddleton1782
      @jaymiddleton1782 4 роки тому +10

      Trigger Troll accurate username. Could also have gone for Shit For Brains.

    • @AF-rv2xl
      @AF-rv2xl 4 роки тому +6

      @Trigger Troll then you are not in Canada, very hot summer, severe storms, yes, climate change

  • @purberri
    @purberri 4 роки тому +209

    How can anyone take Trump serious, he’s a joke comedian President. I have absolutely no respect for him. We need to vote for someone who can lead and bring respect back to the Presidency.

    • @LisaHumble
      @LisaHumble 4 роки тому +1

      .President up wound he that serious him took people Enough

    • @BIZZLLENIZZLLE
      @BIZZLLENIZZLLE 4 роки тому +13

      The people DID vote in a majority for someone else.... it's the electoral college system that is outdated and flawed. Let's try again everybody .

    • @ggraves7321
      @ggraves7321 4 роки тому +13

      purberri HE IS MORE THAN A CLOWN, HE IS A SOCIOPATH PLAYING WITH LIVES OF THE MOST VULNERABLE AND THE OTHER BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT IS ACTING HELPLESS TO THIS ADMINISTRATION INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR DAMN JOBS!
      Children are dying, ppl are being criminalized for being nonwhite, desperately fleeing the violence that we help create. We are DAMNED AS A PPL IF WE DONT STAND UP FOR THE LEAST AMONGST US!

    • @mrdbooks7285
      @mrdbooks7285 4 роки тому +1

      Guess What puberri - There was a Vote back in 2016 and Trump beat Hillary - Guess What puberri - He is YOUR PRESIDENT - Deal with it Moron.

    • @mrdbooks7285
      @mrdbooks7285 4 роки тому +1

      @Samuel Nack - I take it that you are unemployed and Lazy and want to be given $1000 per month for doing NOTHING.

  • @shethewriter
    @shethewriter 4 роки тому +8

    I really just want to give Stephen and his team a big after this is over, to thank them for helping us stay informed in a humorous and emotionally safe way.

  • @sunnyandtictac
    @sunnyandtictac 4 роки тому +38

    "syphilitic ramblings" - LOVE IT!

  • @andreaperry938
    @andreaperry938 4 роки тому +238

    There should be a lemon law for Presidents.

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 4 роки тому +16

      There is, it's called impeachment!

    • @nordicblood8470
      @nordicblood8470 4 роки тому +1

      There is..... but the majority wants to keep the President.

    • @lessoufi
      @lessoufi 4 роки тому +4

      @Mai Mariarti yes it is

    • @christinebuckingham8369
      @christinebuckingham8369 4 роки тому +3

      andrea Perry Exactly!!!!

    • @christinebuckingham8369
      @christinebuckingham8369 4 роки тому +10

      Nordic Blood84 The majority DOES NOT want to keep this incompetent, vile man in office!

  • @topformwear
    @topformwear 4 роки тому +19

    There's a idea send him some toy trucks so he can sit at that empty desk in the white house and play with them.

  • @tashamonetformulations
    @tashamonetformulations 4 роки тому +39

    It would be interesting if they found footage, during the raid, of Trump on that island. 😂

  • @01bigtrev
    @01bigtrev 4 роки тому +88

    I'd like to think maybe just maybe one of those people in the crowd come to their senses after those ramblings and think WTF was that

    • @Hotspur37
      @Hotspur37 4 роки тому +9

      I am holding on the hope that none of them actually believe a crap trump spews , its just like the old days when the circus comes to their sleepy little town. Its not very good but its something todo on tuesday night

    • @Jillbles
      @Jillbles 4 роки тому +4

      The people in that crowd had to be there; it was a work function.

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 4 роки тому +1

      Trump's cultists are wearing the hats with skulls on them and don't have the decency to ask themselves "Are we the baddies?"

    • @brentlupardus2685
      @brentlupardus2685 4 роки тому

      I doubt it

    • @brentlupardus2685
      @brentlupardus2685 4 роки тому

      @@Hotspur37 that's hilarious

  • @oceanyoung4514
    @oceanyoung4514 4 роки тому +87

    "syphilitic ramblings of a madman"-- legit

  • @Inatsikap
    @Inatsikap 4 роки тому +33

    OMG - America how the heck did you put this lunatic in power?? - Just listen to him, he makes the life all these comedians so easy! also by the way I am guessing he has definitely been to the island, you know, like he never paid that $130,000

    • @ViviNyc1
      @ViviNyc1 4 роки тому +5

      Our election was hacked, Clinton won the popular vote. He does have his supporters and the Murdoch hate machine behind him. And Russia.

    • @the-trustees
      @the-trustees 4 роки тому

      @Pilot Omaha Ummm... huh? The "popular vote" is ridiculous. Delusional, uneducated morons should not be allowed to vote. There should be an intelligence test before putting the power to make decisions into the hands of whom the religious morons are told to vote for. Any OTHER questions? :)

    • @2442ali
      @2442ali 4 роки тому

      Yep. I don't know who robbed that bank. I was never at that bank. Well who asked you?

    • @the-trustees
      @the-trustees 4 роки тому

      @Pilot Omaha I never said anything about HRC, who was an AWFUL choice for any political office. People like you assume a false dichotomy... anyone against anti-delusional morons like Chump must be pro HRC. My ACTUAL point was that as education fails and religious zealotry digs in, that the outcome will always be bad for the country and the people in it.

  • @LukeTheringMusic
    @LukeTheringMusic 4 роки тому +1

    Batiste kicking in with "A Child Is Born" at 5:30 is pure class.

  • @scottjones5455
    @scottjones5455 4 роки тому +34

    Off his rocker, completely, holy cow.

  • @smokingstone1141
    @smokingstone1141 4 роки тому +108

    9:35 "The syphilitic ramblings of the Madman." Who could he be talking about?

  • @_BhagavadGita
    @_BhagavadGita 4 роки тому +30

    So far, Trump has taken from the American public 102,000,000 dollars to go play golf.

    • @canogaparque818
      @canogaparque818 4 роки тому +1

      🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @mtaylor7307
      @mtaylor7307 4 роки тому +4

      Yet bizarrely his supporters parrot that he takes no presidential salary choosing to instead donate it all to charity. The dumbing of 'merica.

  • @garynorthtruro
    @garynorthtruro 4 роки тому +242

    Except native Americans, we are ALL from immigrants. Every single one of us.

    • @AlleeshaRobinson
      @AlleeshaRobinson 4 роки тому +14

      Thank you. Finally someone mentions it.

    • @ojberrettaberretta5314
      @ojberrettaberretta5314 4 роки тому +3

      native shouldve voted a trump like chief

    • @nedstewart1
      @nedstewart1 4 роки тому +5

      @@ojberrettaberretta5314 Yes we are all immigrants. We are also either citizens or not citizens. Some of us Europeans with names such as Gonzalez, Cortez, Mendoza etc.have destroyed the indigenous people of North America in the name of Spain.

    • @ojberrettaberretta5314
      @ojberrettaberretta5314 4 роки тому +1

      @@nedstewart1 no shit sherlock

    • @BigManJay69
      @BigManJay69 4 роки тому +6

      Native Americans didn't appear in the Americas, they also are immigrants from Africa. Just saying

  • @astrosmurfgirl
    @astrosmurfgirl 4 роки тому +329

    Can't watch Syphilitic rambling of a mad man. Damn you windmills! Haha

    • @johnwagn5501
      @johnwagn5501 4 роки тому +3

      Michelle Harrison Don Quiotie (sic) Trump

    • @robertmelvin7908
      @robertmelvin7908 4 роки тому +5

      Every time I hear Trump rant and rave about windmills and wind energy, I can't stop hearing the song "the windmills of your mind" playing in the background.

    • @103dgreen
      @103dgreen 4 роки тому +4

      How could we elect that moron as president? I have a headache

    • @JoeyFiveandDimes
      @JoeyFiveandDimes 4 роки тому +1

      Sounded like Bobcat Goldthwaite on some real freaky designer drugs ! This science experiment gone awry / evil Macy's parade float is incapable of not being an ASS !

    • @JoeyFiveandDimes
      @JoeyFiveandDimes 4 роки тому +1

      D Green …….. Not 'we' …….. Republicans; i.e. the New Nazi Party .

  • @phyllishahart6111
    @phyllishahart6111 4 роки тому +188

    Trump’s rambling is how I sounded in grade school when I didn’t prepare for a class project

  • @drewkaplan7460
    @drewkaplan7460 4 роки тому +2

    9:46 when Donald Trump is speaking, there is always hot air blowing

  • @citizen1981
    @citizen1981 4 роки тому +16

    The Cooch and the Mooch walk into a bar....

  • @choosumfat
    @choosumfat 4 роки тому +434

    "syphilitic ramblings", I died laughing. And then I cried for America a little.

  • @AllenSJ5
    @AllenSJ5 4 роки тому +124

    “You don’t want to be making those little widgets with those big beautiful hands, do you?”
    He’s not getting better guys.

    • @muzerhythm2242
      @muzerhythm2242 4 роки тому +7

      And I was watching the expression of the audience behind him. They went from smiling...to confused...to pissed.😝

    • @nhatho1723
      @nhatho1723 4 роки тому +6

      Starting to sound like Charlie’s uncle.

    • @swampy6194
      @swampy6194 4 роки тому +6

      @@nhatho1723 That's what I thought. Amazed Trump doesn't have big fake hand shaped gloves too.

    • @mwhitaker463
      @mwhitaker463 4 роки тому +8

      AllenSJ5 he loves those big burly white man hands

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 4 роки тому +5

      "....those big beautiful hands, do you? You could be giving me a massage. Maybe with some hamberder oil. "

  • @mariemartin5452
    @mariemartin5452 4 роки тому +2

    Too bad that eagle didn’t tear away his hair!

  • @furball8967
    @furball8967 4 роки тому +2

    “ I love trucks”
    - Trump
    People behind him laughing thinking...WTF!

  • @ChrisProfrock
    @ChrisProfrock 4 роки тому +49

    He holds a grudge against everyone who has attacked him in the past....including Bald Eagles.

    • @kittehgo
      @kittehgo 4 роки тому

      A whale attacked trump?

    • @ChrisProfrock
      @ChrisProfrock 4 роки тому

      @@kittehgo .....what?

    • @PiscesSista
      @PiscesSista 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @kittehgo
      @kittehgo 4 роки тому

      There are 6 species of whales on the endangered list, so one of them must have attacked him right?

    • @ChrisProfrock
      @ChrisProfrock 4 роки тому

      @@kittehgo I thought you were referring to a person as a whale. Lol

  • @neddelley8766
    @neddelley8766 4 роки тому +51

    "I love trucks" coming from the kid who's mother had to tie a chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.

  • @gggnumber1
    @gggnumber1 4 роки тому +3

    Wait Wait Wait! When the wind mills stop turning we can't listen to this guy? Sign me up.

  • @birbluv9595
    @birbluv9595 2 роки тому +2

    I’m thinking “Stroller-in-Chief”. Baby Orange.

  • @ripadipaflipa4672
    @ripadipaflipa4672 4 роки тому +252

    trump worries about the birds when it’s about windmills but is happy to allow endangered to die out. He doesn’t know the difference between a owl and crow

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому +4

      No, but his base sure eats a lot of crow.

    • @joandufault6537
      @joandufault6537 4 роки тому +2

      Great point! While he's at it fracking and rolling back environmental regulations,he can add dozens more species to the "no longer protected list"!

    • @bluepuppy1139
      @bluepuppy1139 4 роки тому +2

      @@couragekarnga8735 Have you looked up the meaning of " eat crow? " his base never seems to admit to anything.

    • @Nathalie19658
      @Nathalie19658 4 роки тому +1

      He likes Vultures though.

    • @mick7even
      @mick7even 4 роки тому +2

      The thing about crows is that they will gather and laugh about how things were good yesterday but now, today, they are going to pick the bones clean and they will carry on as they have forever. Don't mess with crows. They will remember

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +85

    With those hands, Donnie really missed his calling in the 'making tiny computer things' industry.

  • @stevefromsaskatoon830
    @stevefromsaskatoon830 4 роки тому +1

    "Psych" 😂

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick 4 роки тому +9

    Any psychoanalysis newbie would have a field day studying the stuff this guy says at random in his rallys. As soon as he's off the script written on his teleprompter, it's free-association time on the analyst's couch.
    ~ I like trucks. Love trucks. Big trucks.
    ...your big beautiful hands...

  • @TokyoTraveller
    @TokyoTraveller 4 роки тому +83

    Trump has DEFINITELY been to that island!

    • @chrisbuttonshaw2088
      @chrisbuttonshaw2088 4 роки тому +3

      EVERY WEEKEND would be my bet

    • @coryce258
      @coryce258 4 роки тому +6

      Exactly, he says I was never there really means I had season passes

    • @justinstevenson2061
      @justinstevenson2061 4 роки тому +5

      Absolutely. He always does this crap and incriminates himself.
      He had to bring up the island, and specifically mention he’d never been there. That means he went.
      His little brain works kind of like a child’s, they are telling on themselves while their talking but don’t even know it......

    • @mimiQ2402
      @mimiQ2402 4 роки тому

      but by now I'm sure any evidence of that has been removed especially while Epstein was in jailed

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 4 роки тому +126

    If only the bald eagle could have carried Donnie far far away!

    • @AmberAmbwee
      @AmberAmbwee 4 роки тому +5

      Opus 313 Like an opposite of a stork.

    • @ripadipaflipa4672
      @ripadipaflipa4672 4 роки тому +3

      Opus 313 : donnie lied about his weight

    • @ulrichskaarsgard7848
      @ulrichskaarsgard7848 4 роки тому +5

      ...or just one good peck at the jugular.

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 4 роки тому +6

      I'd rather enjoy watching that eagle rip him apart, piece by piece, and feed it to her little babies.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 4 роки тому +4

      It'd have to be the size of Thorondor for that.

  • @rolandotokes8531
    @rolandotokes8531 4 роки тому +2

    Truck go vrooom vrooom

  • @eugenekupka1696
    @eugenekupka1696 4 роки тому +8

    Trump has to have an ego rub down three times a day or it's Dr Jeckel and Mr Hyde personality for the rest of the day !

  • @supersupersocco
    @supersupersocco 4 роки тому +126

    I also hate it when the coal miners stop digging and then my TV turns off :(

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 4 роки тому +96

    'The syphilitic ramblings of a madman.' -The entire Trump presidency in one sentence.

  • @fyodordostoyevski5816
    @fyodordostoyevski5816 4 роки тому

    “.....syphilitic rambling of the madman.....”. Genius writing!

  • @MrDjru31az
    @MrDjru31az 4 роки тому +1

    please keep your monologues in a single video i love them this way!

  • @blackenedsprite8542
    @blackenedsprite8542 4 роки тому +143

    'that was a bad place as far as I know, I never went there'
    He definately went there.

    • @xblack1720
      @xblack1720 4 роки тому +3

      that was my main take away from that sentence too.

    • @colinfitzgerald2526
      @colinfitzgerald2526 4 роки тому

      Blackened Sprite “definately, which it defines as: 'Idiot-speak for “definitely”

    • @michaelmyers260
      @michaelmyers260 4 роки тому

      Colin Fitzgerald and “I never went there” is idiot speak for I’ve been there

  • @ross-carlson
    @ross-carlson 4 роки тому +241

    History will not be kind to this "president", I assure you that.

    • @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748
      @depressedgaysassyitalianre5748 4 роки тому +7

      Ross Carlson it better not be

    • @Adam-gy3tw
      @Adam-gy3tw 4 роки тому +10

      Just hope trump lives long enough to see this

    • @TracyAllenVideos
      @TracyAllenVideos 4 роки тому +12

      Nor his family.

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 4 роки тому +20

      I'm surprised he made it this long. But that's the cult following for you.

    • @andallraryantba8020
      @andallraryantba8020 4 роки тому +11

      Strange Wayfaring Stranger the Republican Russian cult, is exactly what Putin ordered him to be apart of! Trump should be wearing a hemp necktie!

  • @XKloosyvv
    @XKloosyvv 2 роки тому +1

    8:29 dude in the crowd is looking around wondering if everyone is hearing what he is lol

  • @karenshaub8273
    @karenshaub8273 4 роки тому +1

    Make me laugh at stupidity, Stephen. I really need it today.