Cause this stuff has been painfully annoying for a while like your body is stuck in quicksand and your face is faced with millions of mosquitos and screeching crows swarming around you
@@pistolbobcat420 yeah hey do you remember the South Park episode with Eric cartman as Kathleen Kennedy is the best interpretation of woke shite ruining entertainment in America
Gay didn't used to be boring, it used to be just another aspect of life, now we're drowning in gayness. Anything that is over exploited eventually becomes as boring af. Agatha runs the gamut of bad television, it's poor on every level and tropey as hell. lol
@@LifenowafterOH It's funny how they say overrepresentation is what makes white male heroes so dull, yet the LGBT and ''people of color'' are by far the most overrepresented in Hollywood, which does in fact make them incredibly dull and overdone.
@@AorER1613 It's funny how female/female relationships are 60% abusive. Male/female relationships are 40%. And male/male are 20%. A woman once saw that stat and said ''We are the problem''.
I hate that Agatha is a middle age woman instead of an old woman. For goodness sake why is almost every old women characters in maevel being aged down, like aunt may, madam web and agatha. Give me wise old grannies back. I don't want middle age wacky women
No thanks. TV and movies try to go for visually attractive and appealing characters. They failed here, and they would fail worse had they done what you said.
The Woke Mind Virus is a disease that Hollywood has fermented in the minds of fools for years. Acolyte and Agatha are the culmination of the usurpation of reality by ideologues and activists.
don't hate watch at all, hate watching is what gives horrible shows like this life, hate watching is why Velma got a second season, don't watch it, just let it fade out.
@@josephsalmonte4995 I couldn't even finish the video, the cast is too hideous and ugly that I can't even look at them without feeling immense discomfort, they all look like adrenochrome junkies.
The endpoint will probably come when even the lads reviewing them, like Reap here, will not be able to take it, and/or when even their best doesn't make for enough funnies to be entertaining. It's already happening with some reviewers (e.g. Az refusing to take Rangs of Power's shit), I feel we're going to get there soon enough.
I'm just wondering where the Hell Dr. Strange is - like, you'd think Agatha & a coven of witches walking this dark road to gain power would set off an alarm, and he'd be there to put a stop to it.
I swear, I joined an animation club at my university last year. We had 10 submissions for a possible script, and 5 of them were specifically about gay witches in different gay situations. One was about gay witches working at a knockoff SCP foundation, one was about gay witches running a bakery, one was just “gay witches” with no setup or plot points at all because the only important detail was that there were witches and that they were also gay.
@@coyoteone6197 tell me about it lmao - most of them aren’t even majoring in anything, there’s a program that lets them “make up their own major”. One of them said her’s was “diverse storytelling”.
Yah feminism/leftists is a cancer and needs to be shamed/abolished period never ever ever let your daughters become those classmates, and never let your son become leftists twinky loser cowards.
Meanwhile at Disney HQ: "Sir, we made over a billion dollars from Wolverine & Deadpool!" "That's great news! Don't ever fucking do that again." "Aye Aye Sir!"
they have been doing that for years. As much as I wish that was the case, they do not care about "go woke go broke". It is a worth while investment for them to lose millions and even billions, to push out brain rotting, woke slop. Blackrock, WEF, federal reserve etc. they've got trillions pouring out their arse and it's all by design.
Even wine moms don't want this, there's no drama or catfighting. These characters don't hate each other, the most you get is snark and snark is not drama.
@@TheDayd111returnsdon't wait too much. Blade has already had two directors quit over the script, the lead actor quit and have to be convinced to come back after he found out blade had only ONE fight scene AND they were planning on killing him off to replace him with.....drum roll....his daughter.... obviously, it's Disney after all.....
@@A.Person...Maybe... Aww... fuck. I had to look it up and you're right. There's detailed rumors about that. Wtf, Disney... Sigh... I'm incredibly sad about this decision.
@@A.Person...Maybe... Such bullshit. Why is it so hard for Marvel/Disney to make a Blade movie? Just get the dudes who worked on John Wick, get Ali on board as Blade still, get some sick martial arts and sword action. And call it a day. We don't need his daughter and Dracula's daughter as main characters. Why even bother calling it Blade if he won't be the lead character of his own movie? I'm really depressed about this. Just cancel everything. MCU is dead. Just let Fox and Marvel make X-Men films at this point.
Why did they do a true crime parody? They could've just had Agatha go about her life as the, "happy" nosey neighbor, and over the course of the episode realize that Wanda is dead and now she has her mind but not her powers back.
seems you have too much faith in the masses. Since they looove shows like this, low hanging fruit. They dont care about the comic books or original stories.I mean hasnt that been obvious already?
It's why I stick to eastern media. Let's not act like they don't have similar problems but it's nowhere near as much, also their society is majority elders
My wife is a middle aged woman who drinks wine. She's a big fan of all the witchy shows from Buffy through to Wednesday with Charmed, Scooby Doo, Harry Potter and Hocus Pocus thrown in. I figure she was in the target audience. She doesn't like shows about unlikeable characters and didn't like Agatha or the show.
The difference is those were good shows, like objectively good, shit even Charmed is a masterpiece compared to modern crap, and Buffy and Angel are classics and always will be. if they were made now they too would be crap on purpose like this garbage smut is.
@@Elisabethvictoria242I’ve watched it till it’s latest episode and it’s still good. These people just can’t admit they are homophobic. If it was the same plot same characters only she wasn’t gay I bet they will say it is good.
This is literally just a millennial moms book club self inserting in a tv show. "Look at our diverse group of hippie quirky middle age women doing quirky women things and larping as witches with our token gay friend."
@@JoshuaHopkins-j9o It's a great schtick if leaned into correctly by decent writers/directors and she has ppl to bounce off and is given the freedom to make inspired choices. Emily The Criminal was pretty good and she played that one straight.
The title was perfect. I hate HATE HATE how sterile and effeminate youtube has become. How everyone is scared to death of any controversy. Every youtube personality speaks in their vocal fry, and pre empts every SLIGHT criticism of anything with in deserved praise in a pathetic attempt to avoid angry viewers. I hate it. I love when people, especially MEN, just come out swinging.
I fucking HATE how anytime people criticize a homo they always throw in "not that there's anything wrong with being gay". Just say what you're trying to say and stop fucking grovelling.
GO OFF 📣 🙌 but seriously, we’re living in the world of Demolition Man, where you’re fined for being politically incorrect and everyone’s pretzeling themselves so as not to offend. Like my god who cares??
That’s exactly what the idiotic wokes don’t understand about our criticism. If they chuck out obi, acolyte, Ashoka boba, these marvel tv shows then it just means it will be unlikely that a eventually a good series is made that fans want
as a gay person I hate that there’s this huge push for gay representation in media just to make it embarrassing and cringe. Like wtf that doesn’t help at all
well effeminate gay guys aren't necessarily cringe, what's cringe is when it feels like this show panders and doesn't keep the broader audience in mind, when it wants you to like someone who doesn't do anything likable. it's a bit odd that we are literally prevented from learning anything about the kid except that he watches beauty content and his boyfriend calls him and he doesn't answer. marvel stuff is supposed to be focused on heroism and villainy, build towards inner struggles, that kind of thing, so those scenes feel a bit out of place and like a waste of time and like unearned sympathy. the writers just wanted to mirror wandavision, introduce a bunch of characters, get them to the witches road by the end of episode 2 and somehow glue it together with quick comedy, so it's a bit rushed and shallow. I personally think it's pretty okay and easy to watch so far, it feels a little bit more like tv rather than stretched MCU movie-tv, didn't make me question watching tv as a hobby or want to stab my eyes, but having low expectations probably helped.
I think what’s most upsetting is how they try to force any gay character to be a big character BECAUSE they are gay. They make it seem like gay people in shows are so different from the other cast because of their sexuality. That’s not representation, that’s forced diversity for both sides.
That's always been the criticism. "HEY, LOOK! LOOK GUYS! THIS DUDE IS GAY! ISN'T THAT INTERESTING? HE'S SO GAYYYYYYY. COOL, RIGHT?" This passes for writing in modern Hollywood, apparently. Cringe.
@@big_red01027 I swear, there HAS to be a correlation between ugliness and liberalism, I'm not the most attractive guy (particularly due to my weight) but just looking into my eyes, you can tell I'm a genuine person, when I look at these people, all I see is emptiness, hatred, despair, nothing...
@@AbrasiousProductions It's the constant anxiety over non-issues beyond their control; wars, famine, natural disasters etc Most sane non-collectivist individualist ppl have the sense to only worry about the ppl they have close relationships with but their type get bent out of shape over the poor Ukranians and Palestinians and sh*t they shouldn't give 2 sh*ts about that never should have put themselves in the positions they are in in the first place for examples. That and they are always worrying about nothing and made up sh*t; microaggressions, the patriarchy, whether they should be virtue signalling so as to be perceived as "allies" by the rest of their cult members so they don't turn on them etc. Also the hate for useful positive things that make the world run properly doesn't help them any either; masculinity, tradition, conservative values, personal responsibility, self awareness etc. All those negative fee-fees and and rejection of reality, logic and common sense just rots them from the inside mentally and physically. It'd be very sad if i knew them personally, fwiw i do have family and friends afflicted with the mind-virus but you just gotta realize that you can't fix stupid. You can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink as they say. You just gotta watch them slowly starve themselves to death via veganism and cut themselves up with elective surgeries and take all kinds of crap and rub snake oils all over themselves cuz they are so hypersensitive they reject natural aging and judge themselves super negatively by comparing themselves to others and all that (while yapping about body positivity and "unrealistic" beauty standards and sh*t of course smh). Then they end up looking like emotionless lizard ppl from all the botox due to the various forms of dysphoria they've very stupidly afflicted themselves with. That is the difference between a woke authoritarian collectivist and an egalitarian individualist like myself. i know they have the rights and freedoms to do and think what they want and i don't care nor would i presume to tell them what to think, feel or do. They however need to dictate and control and have everyone on the same page cognitively "or else". They are sheep trying to herd the shepherds, well at least until a wolf comes along then it's back to being weak and selfish while other ppl make the hard calls and get their hands dirty, then when the threat is over it's back to judging and condemning their saviours with zero appreciation nor understanding of the toll it takes just because the decent ppl don't whine and complain 24/7 so they think they are cold-hearted evil robots or whatever.
The people that say this show is good are also the ones that said the Acolyte was good.... also Wandavision was a mid show honestly, It wasn't great. And they thought giving us a spin off show of a spin of show was a good idea.
Even worse these garbage movies and shows are made by those are neither Marvel fan or never read the comics but insert their trash fanficions into big franchises
@@xenomorphqueenqueenalien6501 well said, but people like us are considered bigots 🤣 which ain’t true, we just want to see comic book characters come to the big screen.
Most of the time I’m convinced that Hollywood did one audience poll on Twitter in 2016 at the height of cancel culture and had based their entire lives and company on catering to that niche and fickle demographic. I think we’re dealing with levels of retardation and narcissism unbeknownst to us average males. Oh well, I haven’t watched a Disney movie since 2019, so I don’t care. Let it burn
I thought cops were supposed to build rapport and get friendly with their interrogation subjects. It's really misogynistic of the people making this show to make their female cop behave like a hormonal psycho instead of a professional, competent interrogator.
05:45 - Nah dude, they spoiled it in the interviews that the guy is Wanda's son. I have no idea how and why he still exists... Agatha has a ton of kids in the comics, the Salem Seven are all his descendants. Also, the Mother, Maiden Crone imagery is classic witch stuff. The writers just googled it I guess.
There is a small part of me, that just wants them to stop putting the stick in their own spoke tire... I don't know why. It's like watching someone face plant 50 times in a row and just looking up briefly to see if it will happen on the 51st
Seriously how can you keep watching this shite without going insane. It seems soul destroying. I give you my thanks. You watch it so I don't have to. Keep up the great work.
You obviously didn't watch it. It has one effeminate teen boy who they indicate has a boyfriend once but never mention it. What We Do in the Shadows and Our Flag Means Death are 100 times gayer and if you don't like those shows then you are a terrible judge of what is good.
There is nothing wrong with being gay. There is plenty wrong with advertising sexuality as if it somehow makes up for bad writing, bad dialogue and mid acting
A singing coven of lesbian witches destroy Star Wars with The Acolyte. A singing coven of lesbian witches destroy the MCU with Agatha All Along. I wonder if a singing coven of lesbian witches will destroy the all-female version of Fight Club?
Reaper is the reviewer I’ve been waiting for! Where have you been? Can you review and demolish that woke turd of a thunderbolts trailer next please. Thx
"Say the line, Reaper!"
"It was a piece of shit."
//cheering//
@@dars5229 Also retahded
@@dars5229 the crowd goes wild !
Literally me every time I hear the line and the end of a Reaper's video.
Matt berry is hilarious
@@lonebalphainternational treasure
I love how unfiltered the title is.
Cause this stuff has been painfully annoying for a while like your body is stuck in quicksand and your face is faced with millions of mosquitos and screeching crows swarming around you
Gay with a capital G.
@@MitchTaylor-x8cand a Kathleen Kennedy speech plays on a continuous loop
He's the man
@@pistolbobcat420 yeah hey do you remember the South Park episode with Eric cartman as Kathleen Kennedy is the best interpretation of woke shite ruining entertainment in America
"-already this is the worst thing they've ever made!"
"They worst thing they've made so far." Homer
Thunderbolts around the corner
@@Wreck1990thunderbolts gon be fire
GAYEST MARVEL GARBAGE.
@@JMO4945 A dumpster fire, probably
@@newdivide9882 why
Alcoholic Avengers had me caught DEAD man! That shit killed me! 🤣🤣🤣🙌
YES 👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
If it's as boring as it is gay, then it must be EXTREMELY boring.
Gay didn't used to be boring, it used to be just another aspect of life, now we're drowning in gayness. Anything that is over exploited eventually becomes as boring af. Agatha runs the gamut of bad television, it's poor on every level and tropey as hell. lol
@@LifenowafterOH It's funny how they say overrepresentation is what makes white male heroes so dull, yet the LGBT and ''people of color'' are by far the most overrepresented in Hollywood, which does in fact make them incredibly dull and overdone.
A boring explosion?
@@LifenowafterOHmatter of opinion, its been annoying and boring to me for 42 years
@@LifenowafterOH That's why it went from pronouns to neo-pronouns.
I can only hope that The Acolyte and Agatha All Along get into a abusive lesbian relationship.
They always do
@@AorER1613 It's funny how female/female relationships are 60% abusive. Male/female relationships are 40%. And male/male are 20%.
A woman once saw that stat and said ''We are the problem''.
If they get into a l3sbi@n relationship, chances are they will.
On both sides
WITH NO SURVIVORS
Oh, what a surprise, my comment about **sbian relationships got deleted. Good job UA-cam, same-sex DV in **sbian relationships is no more!
I hate that Agatha is a middle age woman instead of an old woman. For goodness sake why is almost every old women characters in maevel being aged down, like aunt may, madam web and agatha. Give me wise old grannies back. I don't want middle age wacky women
Well because middle age wacky women are writing it and they can't help but self insert
@@dubbcee1000 Well, bitter, self-involved middle aged women who like to think they're wacky and idiosyncratic are writing it.
@@whatisbestinlife8112 these are better adjectives
No thanks. TV and movies try to go for visually attractive and appealing characters. They failed here, and they would fail worse had they done what you said.
@@VeraxMusic gilfs exist bro
'Alcoholic Avengers'
I'd pay to see that done well.
Google "Redneck Avengers". You'll be glad you did.
The Critical Drinker will play Iron Man.
Iron Man isn't the Armored Avenger. He's the ALCHOLIC Avenger.
Middle-aged Millennial wymxn acting out they/thems power fantasies by being "quirky"
The Woke Mind Virus is a disease that Hollywood has fermented in the minds of fools for years.
Acolyte and Agatha are the culmination of the usurpation of reality by ideologues and activists.
I keep forgetting this is supposed to be about superheroes
Are you afraid of women? I am guess that is what it is.
😂😂
It’s so tumblr coded
These shows are now too boring to even hate watch.
don't hate watch at all, hate watching is what gives horrible shows like this life, hate watching is why Velma got a second season, don't watch it, just let it fade out.
I'm struggling to even watch this review. It's such utter bollocks even with Reaper being his entertaining self
@@josephsalmonte4995 I couldn't even finish the video, the cast is too hideous and ugly that I can't even look at them without feeling immense discomfort, they all look like adrenochrome junkies.
@@AbrasiousProductionshate watcher are indeed very dumb.
A view is a view. They dont get it.
The endpoint will probably come when even the lads reviewing them, like Reap here, will not be able to take it, and/or when even their best doesn't make for enough funnies to be entertaining.
It's already happening with some reviewers (e.g. Az refusing to take Rangs of Power's shit), I feel we're going to get there soon enough.
That gay guy played by Joe Locke is just a walking stereotype.
Joe Locke actually is a good actor, but this show doesn't allow for good acting.
That’s all the know how to write
@@russellhunter363 Well he's actually gay like that and this is him not acting so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ yeah...
@russellhunter363 lol you're kidding right. Seriously you people have zero standards.
@@spndusk2362 I wasn’t talking about this show.
I'm just wondering where the Hell Dr. Strange is - like, you'd think Agatha & a coven of witches walking this dark road to gain power would set off an alarm, and he'd be there to put a stop to it.
He better not be there MoM already ruined his character turned him into a joke
The man has suffered enough.
Ain't he in some dark dimension with Charlie theron?
Men aren’t allowed to defeat women in the MCU
Well, where the hell was he in Wandavision?
tbh the fact that these shows are even ever greenlit give me confidence in my own writing ability
This is why we need people like Reaper on UA-cam. He just says it how it is! Holds nothing back and is hilarious with it!
I swear, I joined an animation club at my university last year. We had 10 submissions for a possible script, and 5 of them were specifically about gay witches in different gay situations. One was about gay witches working at a knockoff SCP foundation, one was about gay witches running a bakery, one was just “gay witches” with no setup or plot points at all because the only important detail was that there were witches and that they were also gay.
Impressive that your school's animation club has a direct pipeline to the Disney writers' rooms!
@@coyoteone6197 tell me about it lmao - most of them aren’t even majoring in anything, there’s a program that lets them “make up their own major”. One of them said her’s was “diverse storytelling”.
@@oofcloof Saints preserve us.
Yah feminism/leftists is a cancer and needs to be shamed/abolished period never ever ever let your daughters become those classmates, and never let your son become leftists twinky loser cowards.
So, what do you mean?
Agatha the acolyte all along
😂
Meanwhile at Disney HQ:
"Sir, we made over a billion dollars from Wolverine & Deadpool!"
"That's great news! Don't ever fucking do that again."
"Aye Aye Sir!"
they have been doing that for years. As much as I wish that was the case, they do not care about "go woke go broke". It is a worth while investment for them to lose millions and even billions, to push out brain rotting, woke slop. Blackrock, WEF, federal reserve etc. they've got trillions pouring out their arse and it's all by design.
It’s literally just a show for middle aged woman who drink whine lol. It’s bad.
No h in that type of wine homie. The women in this show do whine a lot, though!
Even wine moms don't want this, there's no drama or catfighting. These characters don't hate each other, the most you get is snark and snark is not drama.
It was a piece of shit, does anyone else look forward to that ending every time 😅
Yep, love it
Absolutely.
And say it aloud? Yeah.
I do! Most "entertainment" nowadays warrants being described as a piece of sh!t.
The irony of Disney is, the more they try to force diversity, the more the characters are made more stereotypical and racist.
This is why I'm only looking forward to Blade and X-Men. I can give 2 shits about any of this stuff pandering stuff.
@@TheDayd111returnsdon't wait too much. Blade has already had two directors quit over the script, the lead actor quit and have to be convinced to come back after he found out blade had only ONE fight scene AND they were planning on killing him off to replace him with.....drum roll....his daughter.... obviously, it's Disney after all.....
@@A.Person...Maybe... Aww... fuck.
I had to look it up and you're right. There's detailed rumors about that. Wtf, Disney... Sigh... I'm incredibly sad about this decision.
@@TheDayd111returns yep. It was the one movie I was actually looking forward to after Deadpool & wolverine 🤷♂️
@@A.Person...Maybe... Such bullshit. Why is it so hard for Marvel/Disney to make a Blade movie? Just get the dudes who worked on John Wick, get Ali on board as Blade still, get some sick martial arts and sword action. And call it a day. We don't need his daughter and Dracula's daughter as main characters. Why even bother calling it Blade if he won't be the lead character of his own movie? I'm really depressed about this. Just cancel everything. MCU is dead.
Just let Fox and Marvel make X-Men films at this point.
Feminist Fantasy slash gay drama slash gay comedy. Getting real niche there Disney
slash camp musical 🤢🤮🤮🤮
Why did they do a true crime parody? They could've just had Agatha go about her life as the, "happy" nosey neighbor, and over the course of the episode realize that Wanda is dead and now she has her mind but not her powers back.
Or just not make an Agatha show entirely
Hang on now -- such an idea with creativity would not be welcome at Disney!
Her given role was nosey neighbor. I would assume that it was aubrey's character manipulating the vision to make it easier to wake her up
The failure of One
The cancelling of Two
The relief of Many
It's a race between Amazon and Disney to see which implodes first. Can't decide which train wreck is more interesting.
Amazon will most likely win especially with their delivery service being their main. Income
Never thought I would be routing for Disney to be destroyed, but here we are.
@@Frostknight231 Their main net income is AWS.
I don't like them or these shows but to think either of them are going to go under for any of this is almost satire worthy.
seems you have too much faith in the masses. Since they looove shows like this, low hanging fruit. They dont care about the comic books or original stories.I mean hasnt that been obvious already?
I've missed this grumpy man.
This has all the excitement and relevance of an alcoholic ex-wife who doesn't know why you left her.
🤣😂
This proves to me that movies and shows nowadays are nothing but *Expensive Wattpad Fanfictions*
lol that's an insult to fanfiction writers
@@darthdaddy3071true, they actually care about their characters they write
@@ninjanibba4259 I would say even the worst fanfiction is written out of genuine love for the fandom. This is just lazy corporatism.
@@darthdaddy3071 scripts by the HR department
It's why I stick to eastern media. Let's not act like they don't have similar problems but it's nowhere near as much, also their society is majority elders
My wife is a middle aged woman who drinks wine. She's a big fan of all the witchy shows from Buffy through to Wednesday with Charmed, Scooby Doo, Harry Potter and Hocus Pocus thrown in. I figure she was in the target audience. She doesn't like shows about unlikeable characters and didn't like Agatha or the show.
Well that means she has standards and like shows that are mostly well written as well as having likeable characters.
The difference is those were good shows, like objectively good, shit even Charmed is a masterpiece compared to modern crap, and Buffy and Angel are classics and always will be. if they were made now they too would be crap on purpose like this garbage smut is.
I still don't understand guys. What part of this show or who in this show is unlikable?
@@Elisabethvictoria242I’ve watched it till it’s latest episode and it’s still good. These people just can’t admit they are homophobic. If it was the same plot same characters only she wasn’t gay I bet they will say it is good.
@@HANBIN97 exactly 💯. Thanks for saying this ☺️.
man when Agatha said ; '' IT'S WITCHING TIME ! '' ; it saved my life
And then she witched all over...
This is literally just a millennial moms book club self inserting in a tv show. "Look at our diverse group of hippie quirky middle age women doing quirky women things and larping as witches with our token gay friend."
(sigh) I really, really dislike modern writing and it's adolescent, 'modern-audience' idiocy. Thanks for the video.
i always stay for the “it’s a piece of shit” at the ending!!😂😂
I love the Drinker zingers at the end trend
Reaper, every video you never manage to skip a beat😂😂 your dialogue is hilarious and much appreciated!
Aubrey Plaza needs to fire her agent.
One could argue that getting a completely 1-dimensional actress so much work is impressive
@@JoshuaHopkins-j9o It's a great schtick if leaned into correctly by decent writers/directors and she has ppl to bounce off and is given the freedom to make inspired choices. Emily The Criminal was pretty good and she played that one straight.
@@JoshuaHopkins-j9o She's great when paired with a charismatic cast, like in Parks in Rec. Her and Chris Pratt bounced off each other.
@@gimmeyourrights8292well I guess they needed Chris to carry this show too....
@@shadf7902 Not just Chris, although the show did put him on the map.
I guess this was made for the "Women Who Hit the Wall a Few Years Ago" audience
More like 30 to 45 year old women who refuse to stop acting like teenagers
@@MyVioladoryeah thats what he said
@@shadf7902 hit the wall means they're ugly and worthless now
@@MyVioladorThat was a bit redundant, but I like it 😂
@MyViolador they way that there's many shows like this for males yet yall say nothing is crazy
The title was perfect. I hate HATE HATE how sterile and effeminate youtube has become. How everyone is scared to death of any controversy. Every youtube personality speaks in their vocal fry, and pre empts every SLIGHT criticism of anything with in deserved praise in a pathetic attempt to avoid angry viewers. I hate it.
I love when people, especially MEN, just come out swinging.
It's not just youtube at this point, unfortunately
I fucking HATE how anytime people criticize a homo they always throw in "not that there's anything wrong with being gay". Just say what you're trying to say and stop fucking grovelling.
its a breath of fresh air tbh lol... i miss the 90's when everything was unfiltered
GO OFF 📣 🙌 but seriously, we’re living in the world of Demolition Man, where you’re fined for being politically incorrect and everyone’s pretzeling themselves so as not to offend. Like my god who cares??
Girl just say you want to suck the guy’s dick and move on
Somehow, I knew the Reaper was gonna review Marvel's newest L in entertainment.
And it's really gay
😂 „Old horrible lesbians“ & „the gay twin“ 😂 wtf?
Ich finde Agatha total cool! 😂
I knew Agatha would be bad all along !
This show is basically one long, stale queef.
Never change Reaper, never change.
Whoever pirates this should ask their money back
reaper you the GOAT w these reviews of the shitass disney content
Imagine how many good series you could have funded with the same budget.
That’s exactly what the idiotic wokes don’t understand about our criticism. If they chuck out obi, acolyte, Ashoka boba, these marvel tv shows then it just means it will be unlikely that a eventually a good series is made that fans want
Marvel officially announced that Agatha is the cheapest show in terms of budget that they ever produced so..
Man. Reaper's angry monotone voice is similar to my thoughts on modern Hollywood's bs.
Imagine coming off the success of Deadpool and Wolverine and then you go back to making slop.
as a gay person I hate that there’s this huge push for gay representation in media just to make it embarrassing and cringe. Like wtf that doesn’t help at all
well effeminate gay guys aren't necessarily cringe, what's cringe is when it feels like this show panders and doesn't keep the broader audience in mind, when it wants you to like someone who doesn't do anything likable. it's a bit odd that we are literally prevented from learning anything about the kid except that he watches beauty content and his boyfriend calls him and he doesn't answer. marvel stuff is supposed to be focused on heroism and villainy, build towards inner struggles, that kind of thing, so those scenes feel a bit out of place and like a waste of time and like unearned sympathy. the writers just wanted to mirror wandavision, introduce a bunch of characters, get them to the witches road by the end of episode 2 and somehow glue it together with quick comedy, so it's a bit rushed and shallow. I personally think it's pretty okay and easy to watch so far, it feels a little bit more like tv rather than stretched MCU movie-tv, didn't make me question watching tv as a hobby or want to stab my eyes, but having low expectations probably helped.
I think what’s most upsetting is how they try to force any gay character to be a big character BECAUSE they are gay. They make it seem like gay people in shows are so different from the other cast because of their sexuality. That’s not representation, that’s forced diversity for both sides.
That's always been the criticism.
"HEY, LOOK! LOOK GUYS! THIS DUDE IS GAY! ISN'T THAT INTERESTING? HE'S SO GAYYYYYYY. COOL, RIGHT?"
This passes for writing in modern Hollywood, apparently. Cringe.
Was boutta sleep, but a new reaper upload is hard to refuse, bruh
My condolences for being English
This guy has no chill, and it’s amazing!!
"At first she says no, but then she says yes".
Lmfao
Terrible shows should be terrified of “getting reapered”.
I loved it when reaper said:"it's reaping time" and reaped all other the show
Just reaped
The MESSAGE is strong with this one.. This is a very big pass. I could tell by the thumb nail this was cat sh*t. Love your unfiltered reviews.
Crazy cat lady shit
...wrapped in dogshit
I can't even be surprised by this crap any more.
“ Alcoholic avengers “💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
At first she says no, but then she says yes 😂
You have a better chance of finding a witch in this show than you do finding a Tesla charging station.
"It's a piece of shit"
Deadpool and Wolverine : Marvel is Back! Agath all along : Marvel Is Dead!
with every gotg 3, theres a secret invasion. with every loki s2, theres the marvels. with every dp&w, theres Agatha.
Im telling you, chatgpt was used for the script
I believe it.
This is an insult for chatgpt
I love this channel 😂😂 the accent makes it so much funnier 😂
You're not wrong lad, my 14yo cracked up at how bad it is,
Thank god you posted this. I was okay with Wanda's show so I was considering this, but you set the premise.
At 14:46 - Correction; Wine _Aunts._ The word "mums" implies mother, as in they have children, whereas this show is clearly for childless cat ladies.
every character is hideous too, I can't even look at any of them without feeling repulsed.
I couldn't look at Olsen because of the nosejob, but then they cast ever increasingly uncanny valley actors as the shows continue
@@christopherkelley1664 Olson looks like an actual ghoul
Definitely a feature at this point.
That group walking the road was particularly nauseating.
@@big_red01027 I swear, there HAS to be a correlation between ugliness and liberalism, I'm not the most attractive guy (particularly due to my weight) but just looking into my eyes, you can tell I'm a genuine person, when I look at these people, all I see is emptiness, hatred, despair, nothing...
@@AbrasiousProductions It's the constant anxiety over non-issues beyond their control; wars, famine, natural disasters etc
Most sane non-collectivist individualist ppl have the sense to only worry about the ppl they have close relationships with but their type get bent out of shape over the poor Ukranians and Palestinians and sh*t they shouldn't give 2 sh*ts about that never should have put themselves in the positions they are in in the first place for examples. That and they are always worrying about nothing and made up sh*t; microaggressions, the patriarchy, whether they should be virtue signalling so as to be perceived as "allies" by the rest of their cult members so they don't turn on them etc. Also the hate for useful positive things that make the world run properly doesn't help them any either; masculinity, tradition, conservative values, personal responsibility, self awareness etc.
All those negative fee-fees and and rejection of reality, logic and common sense just rots them from the inside mentally and physically. It'd be very sad if i knew them personally, fwiw i do have family and friends afflicted with the mind-virus but you just gotta realize that you can't fix stupid. You can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink as they say.
You just gotta watch them slowly starve themselves to death via veganism and cut themselves up with elective surgeries and take all kinds of crap and rub snake oils all over themselves cuz they are so hypersensitive they reject natural aging and judge themselves super negatively by comparing themselves to others and all that (while yapping about body positivity and "unrealistic" beauty standards and sh*t of course smh). Then they end up looking like emotionless lizard ppl from all the botox due to the various forms of dysphoria they've very stupidly afflicted themselves with.
That is the difference between a woke authoritarian collectivist and an egalitarian individualist like myself. i know they have the rights and freedoms to do and think what they want and i don't care nor would i presume to tell them what to think, feel or do. They however need to dictate and control and have everyone on the same page cognitively "or else".
They are sheep trying to herd the shepherds, well at least until a wolf comes along then it's back to being weak and selfish while other ppl make the hard calls and get their hands dirty, then when the threat is over it's back to judging and condemning their saviours with zero appreciation nor understanding of the toll it takes just because the decent ppl don't whine and complain 24/7 so they think they are cold-hearted evil robots or whatever.
Oh and your True Detective video was absolutely spot on. Watched it 3X now 😂
The people that say this show is good are also the ones that said the Acolyte was good.... also Wandavision was a mid show honestly, It wasn't great. And they thought giving us a spin off show of a spin of show was a good idea.
No they aren't. The Acolyte destroyed the Star Wars canon. This is just a mediocre tv show.
Seriously though who wanted this show to begin with
Gay people and people who have never read a comic or learned how the characters are supposed to be.
Even worse these garbage movies and shows are made by those are neither Marvel fan or never read the comics but insert their trash fanficions into big franchises
@@xenomorphqueenqueenalien6501 well said, but people like us are considered bigots 🤣 which ain’t true, we just want to see comic book characters come to the big screen.
Most of the time I’m convinced that Hollywood did one audience poll on Twitter in 2016 at the height of cancel culture and had based their entire lives and company on catering to that niche and fickle demographic.
I think we’re dealing with levels of retardation and narcissism unbeknownst to us average males. Oh well, I haven’t watched a Disney movie since 2019, so I don’t care. Let it burn
@@thatoneginger6480 having standards is considered to be a form of bigotry to these people.
I feel so bad for Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty from That 70s Show) being in this, she deserves much better
She was great in Seinfeld, too
Facts, same for Aubrey Plaza. That moneys probably good though, at least
She probably said no originally, but the next day Disney showed up at their house with a dump truck full of money
I hope she took a fat paycheck.
I don’t.
I thought cops were supposed to build rapport and get friendly with their interrogation subjects. It's really misogynistic of the people making this show to make their female cop behave like a hormonal psycho instead of a professional, competent interrogator.
05:45 - Nah dude, they spoiled it in the interviews that the guy is Wanda's son. I have no idea how and why he still exists... Agatha has a ton of kids in the comics, the Salem Seven are all his descendants. Also, the Mother, Maiden Crone imagery is classic witch stuff. The writers just googled it I guess.
At least Aubrey Plaza is still smoking hot as ever.
Not that you can see that under the bureau's uniform
Who asked for this show?! Seriously who was laying awake and thought “god I hope Agatha gets a show”
9.3 million viewers that’s who 😂😂😂
Me, and I'm so disappointed
I mean, idk what anyone was expecting…
😂 I thought they'd at least be attractive lesbians
@@Golden_Ghoul There were hotter lesbians in OITNB lol
I was expecting the same boring, cookie cutter woke nonsense that disney ALWAYS puts out.
@@shadf7902 Yes exactly, that was my whole point
What, people thought this would somehow be good?
There is a small part of me, that just wants them to stop putting the stick in their own spoke tire... I don't know why. It's like watching someone face plant 50 times in a row and just looking up briefly to see if it will happen on the 51st
I guess when they said "gayest" they meant that in the 90s way, as in "something superly duperly cacka pants"
Even if it was good, i got zero interest in this character. There are a million marvel characters and this is who we got?
Agatha...
But Plugs for Warlocks
Seriously how can you keep watching this shite without going insane. It seems soul destroying. I give you my thanks. You watch it so I don't have to. Keep up the great work.
1:47 when i heard this line of dialogue i audibly spoke the words "i hate this."
Your title is spot on.
First! I always love seeing these videos. They're more entertaining than the actual shows.
You obviously didn't watch it. It has one effeminate teen boy who they indicate has a boyfriend once but never mention it. What We Do in the Shadows and Our Flag Means Death are 100 times gayer and if you don't like those shows then you are a terrible judge of what is good.
the accent is just perfect
Oh how I miss this type of criticism.....feels good
There is nothing wrong with being gay. There is plenty wrong with advertising sexuality as if it somehow makes up for bad writing, bad dialogue and mid acting
There is wrong with being gay.
and this thing cost another 180 millons
Something about your accent and delivery makes life better. Totaalll bangeerrrrrrrrrr
It's Liverpool baby!
You sir, are a breath of fresh air. Please, keep it up.
being gay is not necessarily a recipe for being boring. but they somehow they made it boring, even if lesbians can be funny.
They think "being gay" is enough, so they dont even try
You're not wrong about alcoholic avengers as the next episode shows what they do when they see a bottle of wine.
Reaper is pushin’ it with these titles. Be careful, bro. 😂😂
The lesson we are supposed to take from this video: no means yes
A singing coven of lesbian witches destroy Star Wars with The Acolyte.
A singing coven of lesbian witches destroy the MCU with Agatha All Along.
I wonder if a singing coven of lesbian witches will destroy the all-female version of Fight Club?
Tf you're talking about 😂 the misogyny is strong with this one 😂😂
@@niraxlevi9930Cry about it
Reaper is the reviewer I’ve been waiting for!
Where have you been? Can you review and demolish that woke turd of a thunderbolts trailer next please. Thx
It's good to consume some cringe. It keeps my hate flowing smoothly.
This review is wayyy more entertaining than pulling my hair out watching that dog shit show
It's not supposed to entertain, it's to fundamentally transform the culture.
Yep. Years from now, all this shit will still be there for the next generations to watch and soak in and that's scary and f'd up
this is... marvel super hero comic content??? fkk me, i clearly havnt read comics in decades.
It was a Piece of Shit All Along.
A-gay-tha All Along