*one hour later* John: “Okay I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Bad news - I’m sorry man, but I’m going to have to reject your application. Good news - hey Cheryl? We have an opening here at Villain Support; how soon can you start?”
I know we're all thinking of talking bad about Mite Man's affinity for dust mites. But we were doing that for Ratcatcher too and his daughter just took down a skyscraper sized, planet dominating, starfish. The average bed has about 5 million mites, let's not rule out the mighty mite man just yet.
There are actually a lot of opportunities for this guy. Imagine if one of the mites transmitted a disease or something. The guy would be the perfect assassin!
Not gonna lie, this could have its uses. Itch is incredibly distracting. So if he works with a stronger villain he can scout ahead disguised as a regular person and get the hero having the worst distracting rash to give another villain an advantage. He could even be a for hire for many villain! Imagine how fights could have gone differently if heroes are being weakened by parasites!
Inserting a that Omni-Man meme of "look at what they need to make a fraction of our power" but with the mask of Skitter being Omni-Man and Mite Man being the fighter jet. Skitter, the Warlord of Brockton Bay was able to control any and all insects within a two-three block range. If anyone hasn't read Worm from the Parahuman series, I highly recommend it, it's even on Audible now. Have a good day everybody! And thanks for a new episode of Villain Support John!
The secret extra power he didn't want to talk about: his affinity includes crabs. The bit he needs a bit of training on, whether that joke is true or not, is he needs to try and get his mites to jump into someone's throat and try to clog up their lungs. If he can pull that off, now we're talking about potential serious villain power (I mean, choking to death on bugs has gotta rank as pretty awful).
Definitely wanna see more Mite Man. And an in-multiverse app called DoorSmash sounds like it would be awesome. But also more of a henchman type app, where the villain puts in a notice for upcoming crimes where they need backup. You know, Villain Support
john you might need to tell acme about that door smash idea give cheryl the credit she can have 2% as a "finders fee" lol and acme can make another boat load of money and make small time villains happy roflmao! keep being your awesome self :)
Ahhhhh, fun. Another would-be villain. Honestly, I'd say hes a good low-tier villain. Something the heroes fight early on or between world events. Just keep those Feather mites away from me.
If I were to use a villian name, I would do something scary like cancer man and have a flashlight that looks like a ray gun. Who would take the chance I would not give people cancer?
Something about DoorDash for villain work connected to an omniverse where you already have to keep track of the Borg and Yautja is horrifying. Plus Deadpool and the recent Replikator outbreak, bad idea.
Wow. The writing has always been top notch and jon and levi have really been better and better at comedic timibg and delivery. But those two actors for cheryl and mite man were incredible. Real performance here. If they are pros, they deserve to be known. And if not it's even more impressive.
John: "I have an idea for an app where villains can scroll through a list of available crimes..." Me: "Like a hit list? Ooo, call it "Quest Board", and offer to both villains and heroes, making money from both sides."
Actually hero organizations with sidekicks won't let them patrol or leave headquarters if sick or infected by parasites most of the time. Add in Door Smash and potential lucrative oppertunities arise sir.
As familiar as I am with scabies (and chiggers), he sounds like an absolutely TERRIFYING potential villain. Like, has anyone at Villain Support been the subject of that? It's *horrible.* 🤢 Also: Mite + Cheryl = Relationship Goals. 🥰
*one hour later*
John: “Okay I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Bad news - I’m sorry man, but I’m going to have to reject your application. Good news - hey Cheryl? We have an opening here at Villain Support; how soon can you start?”
Right! I’m so proud of Mrs. Cheryl! ❤
I know we're all thinking of talking bad about Mite Man's affinity for dust mites. But we were doing that for Ratcatcher too and his daughter just took down a skyscraper sized, planet dominating, starfish. The average bed has about 5 million mites, let's not rule out the mighty mite man just yet.
Oh dust mites; that why i was confused; i was thinking Termites; wich would be hecka painfull.
Control over bugs and other kind of invertebrates is pretty op
For a minute, I thought his name was gonna be "Mute Man!" That would've been an interesting phone call! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There are actually a lot of opportunities for this guy. Imagine if one of the mites transmitted a disease or something. The guy would be the perfect assassin!
Like any superpower he simply needs to get creative with it.
Cheryl 😂 you’re killing it with the door smash! 🙃 John you better give her credit!
Lemme guess: the "not a super power" - thing is more impressive?
Or it's 'personally' related to their relationship... which still might be more impressive than his superpower.
I'm not sure what he can do that is not a superpower, but if it works for her... 😂
Not gonna lie, this could have its uses. Itch is incredibly distracting. So if he works with a stronger villain he can scout ahead disguised as a regular person and get the hero having the worst distracting rash to give another villain an advantage. He could even be a for hire for many villain! Imagine how fights could have gone differently if heroes are being weakened by parasites!
This coming from someone with mild psoriasis. Itch is no joke! And coat those mites in something like MRSA and you got a real problem.
Behold Mite Man! And his sidekick, Crabs!
😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅
Inserting a that Omni-Man meme of "look at what they need to make a fraction of our power" but with the mask of Skitter being Omni-Man and Mite Man being the fighter jet. Skitter, the Warlord of Brockton Bay was able to control any and all insects within a two-three block range. If anyone hasn't read Worm from the Parahuman series, I highly recommend it, it's even on Audible now. Have a good day everybody! And thanks for a new episode of Villain Support John!
Not entirely, the author has an insatiable need to keep retconning anything to ruin any character who gets sympathy there.
I, for one, am very excited to see Mite Man journey into supervillainy.
The secret extra power he didn't want to talk about: his affinity includes crabs.
The bit he needs a bit of training on, whether that joke is true or not, is he needs to try and get his mites to jump into someone's throat and try to clog up their lungs. If he can pull that off, now we're talking about potential serious villain power (I mean, choking to death on bugs has gotta rank as pretty awful).
Definitely wanna see more Mite Man. And an in-multiverse app called DoorSmash sounds like it would be awesome. But also more of a henchman type app, where the villain puts in a notice for upcoming crimes where they need backup. You know, Villain Support
john you might need to tell acme about that door smash idea give cheryl the credit she can have 2% as a "finders fee" lol and acme can make another boat load of money and make small time villains happy roflmao! keep being your awesome self :)
"That is not a super power."
*can guess the combination or password to any lock in existence and beyond*
I mean...he would be a great villain/hacker or work for them like their It / hacker when a client goes difficult 🤷🏻♀️
I love how they work well as partners...
May all couples be so loving and cooperative to and with each other.
See, as a villain, this is why I work all alone, I just destroyed a planet last week. :D
Awesome. I’ve been hoping you guys do things videos like this ever since I saw your first video of the radioactive cloud guy.
Ahhhhh, fun. Another would-be villain.
Honestly, I'd say hes a good low-tier villain. Something the heroes fight early on or between world events. Just keep those Feather mites away from me.
If I were to use a villian name, I would do something scary like cancer man and have a flashlight that looks like a ray gun. Who would take the chance I would not give people cancer?
Cheryl could be the next Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, or if one prefers her "maiden name", Dr. Girlfriend.
Cheryl's superpower is finding the correct synonym for any situation!
Hey if Mite Man's application made it through then maybe mine will as well.
I'm Mute Man, i commit *unspeakable* acts of villainy.
Cheryl is fing brilliant. Acme needs to send her a check.
I agree!
Something about DoorDash for villain work connected to an omniverse where you already have to keep track of the Borg and Yautja is horrifying. Plus Deadpool and the recent Replikator outbreak, bad idea.
Wow. The writing has always been top notch and jon and levi have really been better and better at comedic timibg and delivery. But those two actors for cheryl and mite man were incredible. Real performance here. If they are pros, they deserve to be known. And if not it's even more impressive.
For some reason I thought the other guy was jacksepticeye!
Mite Man....oh boy😂
Somthing to think about john...
When the mites go up...The tights come down.
"Mite makes Itch!" Just doesn't sound good for some reason...
John: "I have an idea for an app where villains can scroll through a list of available crimes..."
Me: "Like a hit list? Ooo, call it "Quest Board", and offer to both villains and heroes, making money from both sides."
This was HILARIOUS
Let's be honest, you've worked with worse
I know I'm just R&D and I won't tell you who to employ but...we have a button that just gives someone scabbies,l. Why waste money?😂
I think the pair make perfect supervillains; sickly sweet, obnoxious, and du... er... silly.
Well, sounds he’s more of a henchman or a minion, but who knows? Smooth move on stealing the app idea.
Why does Mite Man's voice make me think of Jimmy Stewart?
Actually hero organizations with sidekicks won't let them patrol or leave headquarters if sick or infected by parasites most of the time.
Add in Door Smash and potential lucrative oppertunities arise sir.
As familiar as I am with scabies (and chiggers), he sounds like an absolutely TERRIFYING potential villain. Like, has anyone at Villain Support been the subject of that? It's *horrible.* 🤢
Also: Mite + Cheryl = Relationship Goals. 🥰
Not gonna lie, I feel dirty. Not for the first time.
Do it again.
How about Tighten?
Now... If he were bed bug man....
Eeerrrrr......in my part of the world, Scabies is an STD. Cheryl and Mite Man may be better than all that😂
I get eww vibes from his "powers" 😂