We meet at first light! | Chris & Jack

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • In an epic fantasy age of dragons and elves, one heroic leader must wrangle his adventuring party and save the realm. Whether in a real life friend group, a world-saving fellowship, or a DnD campaign, we've all struggled to schedule a good start time. Promptness can play a critical role in conquering all-powerful evil wizards. Gotta get an early start.
    We’ve been a channel for like 7 years and had never made a Lord of the Rings/ House of the Dragon/ Game of Thrones style sketch before this. That’s wild. Tell us what you think!
    Outtakes, deleted scenes, director commentary and so much more up on our Patreon: / chrisandjack
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    We're Chris W. Smith and Jack De Sena (aka Chris & Jack). We've been friends for years and love making high-quality, high-concept sketch comedy. Chris was a Blue Man in Blue Man Group. As a voice actor, Jack played Sokka in Avatar the Last Airbender and Callum in the Dragon Prince. In 2016 we united to create this channel, confusingly titled “Chris & Jack”, which has served as a shared platform to write, produce, direct, edit, and star in our own stuff. We're releasing comedic sketches of all shapes and sizes the first and third Friday of every month. Sci-Fi, Heists, animation, movie tropes, absurdist bits, and plenty of fun new experiments. But above all else, friendship.
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    CAST:
    Leader - Chris W. Smith
    Barbarian - Jack De Sena
    Elf - Zach Reino
    Bard - Dom Fera ‪@Dom-Fera‬
    Misha the set dog (who just wandered into that shot) - as herself
    Wraiths (corporeal forms)- Shannon Barry and Dom Fera
    Wraiths (freaky voices)- Chris and Jack
    CREW:
    Written/ Directed/ Produced by - Chris & Jack
    Edited by - Chris W. Smith
    Director of Photography - Anthony Kuhnz
    B-Cam Operator - Will Novy
    Gaffer - Chris Wehba
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    VFX - Lane Carter
    Thumbnail design by - Matthew Ramirez
    Chris & Jack main theme song by - Jeff Toyne
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  • @ChrisandJack
    @ChrisandJack  3 місяці тому +652

    Tidings fellow travelers! We're glad your quest brought you here. Should you decide to venture further, check out our June Patreon drive. Next week we’ll be doing an exclusive live completely original TTRPG play-along with some special guests. Plus we've got deleted scenes, outtakes, director commentaries, our podcast and so much more. patreon.com/chrisandjack We promise there won't be eggs.

    • @the.dirt.man.
      @the.dirt.man. 3 місяці тому +2

      Only if Jack’s character gets a boomerang

    • @zperk13
      @zperk13 3 місяці тому +4

      Eggs?

    • @the_multus
      @the_multus 3 місяці тому +3

      I'd watch a whole series of thath! You are amazing!

    • @Kaandalini
      @Kaandalini 3 місяці тому +1

      While watching the video before seeing the comment I told myself, we definitely need these guys playing a ttrpg! Hooraay

    • @MasterOfTheUniverse616
      @MasterOfTheUniverse616 2 місяці тому

      jack whyd u end 100 thigns to do before high school and did u liek it

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax 3 місяці тому +1446

    Some people don’t like this extended cut of LOTR but I feel this dialogue really adds so much depth to the characters and their motivations. 👍

    • @oksuree
      @oksuree 2 місяці тому +7

      Haha this is the best comment.

    • @chickennuggetman2593
      @chickennuggetman2593 Місяць тому +2

      it's almost like sum kind of... smeiling frids....

    • @TrickOrRetreat
      @TrickOrRetreat Місяць тому

      All I heard was egg's is out 😢

    • @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563
      @grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 26 днів тому +3

      Nah, because the books are legit written like this, and it legit makes them feel very verisimilar.

    • @dittilio
      @dittilio 10 днів тому

      ​@@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic563 Yeah, for example Frodo leaves the Shire a full year after Bilbo's party. 3-4 chapters into the book. But the entire remainder of the trilogy occurs in the following 13 months.

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 3 місяці тому +3679

    "Okay, I am at the First Light tavern, where is everyone else?"

    • @michaelw5633
      @michaelw5633 3 місяці тому +32

      ...

    • @johnboy8685
      @johnboy8685 3 місяці тому +96

      Writing that one down for future use

    • @gmanley146
      @gmanley146 3 місяці тому +60

      Aaaand Isobel's dead

    • @Foxinthetree
      @Foxinthetree 3 місяці тому +11

      Damn, too real.

    • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
      @TonkarzOfSolSystem 3 місяці тому +34

      I think they went half past it. So... they're outside?

  • @teuncb
    @teuncb 3 місяці тому +1239

    "The forest speaks to me. It tells tales of you not loving the plan." completely got me lost.

  • @olafurw
    @olafurw 3 місяці тому +1997

    "This is all the makings of an EGGcellent plan."
    EGGS?

  • @gascan7333
    @gascan7333 3 місяці тому +1529

    I just realized it was so easy for the blonde guy to find the grove because it’s literally where he lives.

    • @fildariusv7045
      @fildariusv7045 3 місяці тому +115

      Wouldn't it be easier to camp out in the grove instead of everyone's respective homes? Seems it would solve most problems and accomodate everyone!

    • @TheMagicRat
      @TheMagicRat 2 місяці тому +94

      @@fildariusv7045 Sure, but they don't seem to have their camping gear with them, plus they can't have a fire due to the whole "secrecy" thing, so they're going to be spending the night on the cold, hard ground. I don't think they'll be very rested after that!

    • @mackrev
      @mackrev 2 місяці тому +17

      @@fildariusv7045 they would have to go all the way home to get their yoga mats though

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 2 місяці тому +12

      ​​@@TheMagicRata journey of a thousand miles... involves days of hiking at minimum. I work 14-20 miles from my house and google says that is a 5 hour hike. Just hitting google maps and a random point around a thousand miles away turned out to be over a 15 day hike. They are camping along the way and likely wont be able to use a fire the whole way.

    • @balrogthane
      @balrogthane Місяць тому +13

      ​@fildariusv7045 What, and just crash in the Elf's bedroom? He might not be cool with that!

  • @s.j7423
    @s.j7423 3 місяці тому +4286

    another classic addition to the "guys in a trope-y setting encountering social grievances due to miscommunication/the hesitation to be honest about ones feelings, but then overcoming it because their friendship/heist/1000 mile journey is more important than anything else" genre of C&J sketches

    • @benkellman4577
      @benkellman4577 3 місяці тому +59

      Truly, some things are universal

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 3 місяці тому +99

      Wasn't Social Grievances that star wars robot guy?

    • @unrealnews
      @unrealnews 3 місяці тому +47

      No complaints here. I love what they do, and they bring me joy and laughter every time.
      Every story in existence is based on this kind of layering.
      Metaphor layer X, followed by real world application Y.
      Star Trek isn't about aliens and high tech equipment. 3:10 to Yuma isn't about shootin' guns and spittin' tabaccy. General Hospital isn't about medicine. X-Men isn't about kids with super-powers. These are just the layers we put on the question "How do we get through life?"
      This is a short, so you can't do Tolstoy levels of nuance.
      This is a comedy, so sharp contrasts are necessary.
      This is Chris and Jack, so fine editing and oddly great acting with rhythmic back-and-forth dialogue is the substrate.
      Is there a formula? Maybe. Is there a lack of attention to observation of the strata apparent in our everyday life? Absolutely not.
      Chris and Jack bring us high quality stuff with a regularity that rivals those paid by gigantic systems designed to do the same, and they don't seem to need much to do it. Every skit is bursting with their love for the craft and they are precisely what this world needs more of.
      They're just the kinds of artists I want to support.

    • @s.j7423
      @s.j7423 3 місяці тому +16

      ​@@unrealnewsin full agreement! i hope very much my comment had no ring of dissatisfaction. the formula, the pattern of it, it's an immortal horse. chris and jack understand very well that the humour of it doesn't purely come from juxtaposition
      all these stories have heart at the centre of them, chris and jack understand that fully. these sketches should never be characterized as parodies. in their writing and performance is a clear understanding of their inspirations that can only come from love of the narratives they're paying homage to
      so excited for julysixth park 2024 :))

    • @brixiu5
      @brixiu5 3 місяці тому +5

      guys bein dudes

  • @gameguild2396
    @gameguild2396 3 місяці тому +1411

    I love that the dog just decided to lie down, like this debate was cut down to its more critical points and that it went on for much longer than what we saw.

    • @Emkato
      @Emkato 2 місяці тому +35

      Probably not the first time the party had a debate like this, dog knows it’ll be awhile

    • @zilfondel
      @zilfondel 2 місяці тому +9

      It's like every meeting , ever.

    • @winspiff
      @winspiff 2 місяці тому +4

      I love that you picked up on that, I went back to see it 😂

  • @TheMacroShow
    @TheMacroShow 3 місяці тому +400

    EGGS?!?

  • @IchNachtLiebe
    @IchNachtLiebe 3 місяці тому +1048

    The CGI trees are distracting from the real dragons.

    • @erifetim
      @erifetim 3 місяці тому +58

      Chris’ CGI beard next to his real hair was also a strange choice.

    • @abstractplayer8004
      @abstractplayer8004 3 місяці тому +15

      @@erifetimyeah! My thoughts exactly! It's like, did they not learn from justice league?

    • @modalmixture
      @modalmixture 3 місяці тому +9

      It’s LA in the summer, all the real trees are burning

    • @eeeeee8762
      @eeeeee8762 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@modalmixture As a person who lives in Death Valley (secretly), I can confirm the trees are actually NOT burning.
      But that could be because there aren't really any trees around...

    • @azraelhorsefeather1507
      @azraelhorsefeather1507 2 місяці тому +1

      I also thought that

  • @Nightenstaff
    @Nightenstaff 3 місяці тому +866

    That's when you just throw up your hands and make camp at the secret location.

    • @wulsibeyin6362
      @wulsibeyin6362 3 місяці тому +53

      But what about the eggs? You haven’t thought about the eggs needed for a well-powered hike! Unbelievable…

    • @TheCrash480
      @TheCrash480 3 місяці тому

      @@wulsibeyin6362 Eggs!?

    • @idiatico
      @idiatico 3 місяці тому

      ​@@wulsibeyin6362Eggs!?

    • @ahoyturtle
      @ahoyturtle 3 місяці тому

      @@wulsibeyin6362 Eggs?!

    • @datadrivendave
      @datadrivendave 3 місяці тому +48

      But they don't have all their gear and provisions. They need to trek home and get everything first. And what if they have trouble sleeping in new locations? They really need to get a good night rest at home before an adventure like this one.

  • @WeirdestWarrior
    @WeirdestWarrior 3 місяці тому +664

    This feels strangely relatable despite me never having the problem to get up at first light.

    • @twothirdsanexplosive
      @twothirdsanexplosive 3 місяці тому +58

      This is basically planning with a group of friends once you get past a certain age.

    • @davimelo9181
      @davimelo9181 3 місяці тому +13

      But that's exactly the problem

    • @hans7686
      @hans7686 3 місяці тому +22

      You've got to get up before first light so you have time to get to the secret meeting place!

    • @johnorsomeone4609
      @johnorsomeone4609 2 місяці тому +4

      I expected to like it based on my history as a complete fantasy nerd but I’ve grown up and now this is reminding me of most of my work meetings 🤣

  • @atutahi
    @atutahi 3 місяці тому +812

    Agreeing to retain the emotional benefit of “first light” as an idiom but with the mutual understanding that they literally mean half an hour past first light for practicality’s sake is such a brilliant representation of how colloquial language evolves among social groups

    • @MrShikaga
      @MrShikaga 3 місяці тому +57

      To be fair, here in Spain if you agreed to meet at first light it would be implicitly understood that that definitely and unambiguously means no sooner than half an hour after first light

    • @Hypn00Toad
      @Hypn00Toad 2 місяці тому +36

      Just recently heard a spanish woman argue with her german boss on the tram about her being almost there already and not understanding why he’s so upset

    • @stevecarter8810
      @stevecarter8810 Місяць тому +11

      I love half past first light. First light obviously comes from a time when there would be about six useful terms for times of day or night, ranging in granularity from about 1 to about 6 hours, dawn, dusk, noon, night, afternoon, evening. People would have been used to it taking a half day just to assemble a party. Half past will have barely existed until the industrial revolution

    • @jacobpaint
      @jacobpaint 29 днів тому +2

      @@stevecarter8810I think they would have had a much more detailed understanding of other natural phenominon (relative to where they lived) so that they could not only be more specific about times (which was probably less needed but important when it was) but in areas where first light was at dramatically different times throughout the year, they would have adjusted the timing of their day to day activities based on the position of the moon/sun and other more nuanced things. That way they would be able to sleep though first light before getting up stretching and having their eggs (or maybe green juice).

    • @stevecarter8810
      @stevecarter8810 29 днів тому

      @@jacobpaint Events like dawn, sun up, first light, happen quite close together so give finer control than the rest of daylight hours. I think you're right about local observations. You might agree to meet when the church tower's shadow falls on the common, using it as a short of impromptu sundial. Of course if it's cloudy it's anyone's guess what time that signifies.
      I'm old enough that I was a teen before mobile phones and I remember honouring arrangements like "see you at the fountain at 7". Got the wrong fountain or someone was delayed by half an hour, it was guesswork and luck whether the appointment survived. I imagine before clocks it was one level more vague and people had to be all the more tolerant.
      Even when early timekeepers existed, you would have to go to the town clock to set the time and carry it home. Punctuality was a virtue was a result of factories and trains. Before that you would have your breakfast when it was ready, after your stretches. But no eggs, please.

  • @xandtheironminer602
    @xandtheironminer602 3 місяці тому +214

    My favorite part is how the dog is just there. It wasn't even originally part of the video, according to the post. It just wandered onto the set, and it just chills there. The dog was, in other words, canonized. I love it so much.

    • @thisisplana
      @thisisplana 3 місяці тому +46

      “Even your kindred wolf seems sad.” Followed by the cut to the dog was my favorite line. I absolutely love that the dog was unplanned.

  • @lawrencechesneau
    @lawrencechesneau 3 місяці тому +614

    'A journey of a thousand miles - each longer than the last.'
    Erm...😂

    • @robspiess
      @robspiess 3 місяці тому +45

      I mean, a mile walking on concrete is shorter than a mile fording a river which is shorter than a mile over a mountain.
      Shorter time, that is.
      Actually, shorter distance, too, if you aren't taking the third dimension into account (like drawing lines on a map).

    • @lawrencechesneau
      @lawrencechesneau 3 місяці тому +18

      @@robspiess True, true...
      But what if you're fording a river OVER a mountain, whilst using a concrete path? That's the real question!

    • @benjaminqmorris
      @benjaminqmorris 3 місяці тому +56

      you try walking the 996th mile and then tell me it's the same as the 1st one

    • @lawrencechesneau
      @lawrencechesneau 3 місяці тому +30

      @@benjaminqmorris Walk that one first. Simple.

    • @mathmusicandlooks
      @mathmusicandlooks 3 місяці тому +29

      Cue Jack: “wait, so I’m a little confused here. Are we saying that each subsequent mile is longer than the one that came previous to it, or are we saying that the final mile of the stretch is shorter than each of the others. I just feel it’s a little ambiguous, and like, I want to understand and be on the same sheet of parchment as you guys, you know.”

  • @AZALI00013
    @AZALI00013 3 місяці тому +1040

    the dog was like the main focus for me i love him so much oh my god

    • @studentoferror
      @studentoferror 3 місяці тому +8

      Whoa. Love your music!

    • @Maski500
      @Maski500 3 місяці тому +3

      Woah azali

    • @spudthefith
      @spudthefith 3 місяці тому +5

      Was I born to like and subscribe???

    • @fakeassassin6676
      @fakeassassin6676 3 місяці тому +1

      What is our purpose?!

    • @marvira
      @marvira 3 місяці тому +1

      @@spudthefith yes and to also hit that notification bell, mate!

  • @AbbreviatedReviews
    @AbbreviatedReviews 3 місяці тому +139

    I don't even set my alarm until Second Light. I had some First Light blocking curtains delivered from the Amazon and I think the late start really helps me get the energy I need to exercise my Dark Rituals of during the waning fourth of the evening crest.

    • @tsotate
      @tsotate 2 місяці тому +9

      Alas, my First Light blocking curtains were stolen off my porch after their long journey up the Amazon. Perhaps this shows that our location is not secret enough.

  • @anteloped
    @anteloped 3 місяці тому +360

    I love describing time this way, hour of the crow is way more interesting than "four am"

    • @jerichaux9219
      @jerichaux9219 3 місяці тому +20

      THE WITCHING HOUR

    • @asgacc8789
      @asgacc8789 3 місяці тому +12

      I would like to learn what hour these names means

    • @john8ross
      @john8ross 22 дні тому +1

      The wadokei was a Japanese time system that divided the day into the 12 animals. Hour of the rabbit etc.

    • @ameliabrittain3689
      @ameliabrittain3689 22 дні тому

      In ASOIAF they call it the hour of the wolf, when the night is darkest, before the dawn.

  • @samsibstories
    @samsibstories 3 місяці тому +202

    Chris and Jack, Zach Reino AND Dom Fera?! Did not expect this many of my favourite people in one video today. :D

    • @badabingo1029
      @badabingo1029 3 місяці тому +15

      i was mostly paying attention to the audio then the elf started speaking more and I was like "wait a minute...." 😆

    • @melodyrivas2777
      @melodyrivas2777 Місяць тому +1

      This is how I found out that was Dom fera lmao

  • @BrianBors
    @BrianBors 2 місяці тому +102

    "You shoulders attack your ears" is a great way to see that somebody is not entirely loving the vibe of the whole plan.

    • @Darth-Lesbian
      @Darth-Lesbian 2 місяці тому +4

      Right? 😂 I need to use that line at some point

    • @OkayestOfDads
      @OkayestOfDads 2 місяці тому +3

      Was quite the quote.

  • @muddy-one
    @muddy-one 3 місяці тому +555

    I like how the doggo had to lay down and take a breather while the puny mortals had to bicker about their plans for a long walk. Doggo will be rested and ready for a long walk whenever they stop arguing.

    • @JackVermicelli
      @JackVermicelli 3 місяці тому +3

      Is Doggo not mortal?

    • @robbieboydudeguy
      @robbieboydudeguy 3 місяці тому +15

      Doggo is preparing to ride at first light

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 3 місяці тому +6

      ⁠@@robbieboydudeguy
      Right. Doggo is WAY ahead of them.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 3 місяці тому +10

      ⁠@@JackVermicelli
      Doggo is mortal, but doggo is not puny mortal; doggo is fierce mortal.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 3 місяці тому +209

    I'm noticing a pattern where Chris plays characters who are the idea guy/planner of a group, but the group always questions/disagree with his plans.

    • @flaming_shadow
      @flaming_shadow 3 місяці тому +23

      Which is ironic cuz sokka is the idea guy…

    • @P14RCE
      @P14RCE 3 місяці тому

      People usually agree with him tho

  • @SFish-wr4kh
    @SFish-wr4kh Місяць тому +52

    1:50 i love how the dog is already asleep

    • @yourmother5036
      @yourmother5036 26 днів тому

      gotta say laughed pretty hard at that once i saw ur comment

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 3 місяці тому +216

    I'm not gonna lie, every time there was a group shot I looked down at the dog.

  • @AaronErskine
    @AaronErskine 3 місяці тому +72

    This feels like how every DnD campaign starts for me

    • @asagoldsmith3328
      @asagoldsmith3328 3 місяці тому +11

      Arguing about ultimately trivial logistics is one of the most valuable parts of any DnD experience

  • @DecafInvidia
    @DecafInvidia 2 місяці тому +31

    I really love the wholesome endings we get. Like yeah minor grievances are really funny. But bringing it back around to friendship is just really satisfying to watch.

    • @azrani2023
      @azrani2023 Місяць тому +1

      I agree on that!! :)

  • @WhitneyAvalon
    @WhitneyAvalon 3 місяці тому +74

    This is an eggselent short! (Getting 8 hours of rest a night is indeed the biggest difference between D&D and real life.)

    • @timbawden2577
      @timbawden2577 3 місяці тому +8

      Eggs?!

    • @jasperzanovich2504
      @jasperzanovich2504 3 місяці тому +2

      If I could consistently get 8 hours of rest my live would already be soo much better.
      Maybe domesticating fire was a mistake.

  • @jacobmacdavid399
    @jacobmacdavid399 3 місяці тому +57

    I love heists, time travel, spy films, and aliens, but it's always exciting to see Chris and Jack try out a new genre (high fantasy) and knock it out of the park! Loved this!

  • @Macadamica
    @Macadamica Місяць тому +14

    1:27 - Plan P was such a good, missed opportunity.

  • @nkrat1093
    @nkrat1093 3 місяці тому +77

    Love Zach Reino! Great to see him in this.

  • @jodzict
    @jodzict 3 місяці тому +53

    “Eggs!?”

  • @Kioley123
    @Kioley123 3 місяці тому +82

    Monks put candles between their toes and when they felt their toes getting too hot it would be the perfect time to wake up.

    • @Carrotspy
      @Carrotspy 3 місяці тому +71

      Yeah, that's great. But I roll a lot in my sleep, so I would be afraid I'd start like a fire if I did that, you know? Plus the candle shop is like, kinda out of the way for me.

    • @E.Pierro.Artist
      @E.Pierro.Artist 3 місяці тому +9

      "Too hot" you mean burned 😅

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese Місяць тому +1

      That is some NONSENSE man

  • @RadioactiveKat787
    @RadioactiveKat787 3 місяці тому +25

    Knowing the kindred wolf just showed up and is indeed, not a paid actor makes this 1000 times better. I vote naming the wolf Eggs.

  • @aakashsancheti9614
    @aakashsancheti9614 3 місяці тому +62

    Life is pain, then you watch a Chris & Jack sketch, then it goes back to being pain but for 3-10 mins, everything washes away

    • @ArkvaleColoniser
      @ArkvaleColoniser 3 місяці тому

      How does "nothing" get washed away? I don't know bro, sound like your low key raw dogging this video and dragging it through the mud.
      ...Then another thing! Are Chris and Jack sketches not a vital and essential part of your life?! If you proclaim that "Life is nothing" You are fouling the good name of our esteemed (youtube) creators by saying that they THEMSELVES ARE NOTHING.
      Alternatively should you not consider Chris and Jack not a part of your life, and thus your insult not being directed towards our creators. The doors to the occult are always open for those who seek it. You must simply open your own door and invite our creators into your life, then you shall find that the nothingness your life entails will be straddled with fulfillment.

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax 3 місяці тому +3

      Life isn’t nothing.
      We’re powering a light bulb for a birthday party.

  • @Johnny12Hats
    @Johnny12Hats 3 місяці тому +46

    if fantasy characters on a grand quest were real people with normal issues too

  • @NiMareQ
    @NiMareQ 3 місяці тому +52

    At this point they all should just build tents there at the spot.

    • @nurainiarsad7395
      @nurainiarsad7395 3 місяці тому +4

      right? they should just sleep over at the elf’s place.

    • @arcticwulf5796
      @arcticwulf5796 3 місяці тому

      ​@@nurainiarsad7395but they got their good bed and stuff ar home, so...

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 3 місяці тому +2

      I agree! All those men should pitch tents. Pitching a tent is always the right decision.

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Aeroldoth3pitching a tent at first light.
      I call that morning wood.

  • @bobafettjr85
    @bobafettjr85 3 місяці тому +30

    Kindred Wolf is so adorable. I wouldn't mind her in more sketches.

  • @Willstopher6
    @Willstopher6 3 місяці тому +14

    1:00 Each mile longer than the last

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 11 днів тому +1

      If he'd said, "each mile FEELS longer than the last," you'd understand perfectly. And yet, when someone says, "It's cold out," you don't insist they say, "it FEELS cold out," because you're not a pedantic arse in that situation, so what makes you think that's okay here?

  • @cwicdraw
    @cwicdraw 3 місяці тому +23

    We need a viva la dirt league and Chris and Jack collab

    • @KaRmaTheSchemer
      @KaRmaTheSchemer Місяць тому +1

      YO HEY YO
      This one is cooking (not eggs tho)

  • @DubzHorrorStoriez
    @DubzHorrorStoriez 29 днів тому +8

    Never thought about how hard waking up on time for stuff would’ve been before alarms were invented

    • @hannessteffenhagen61
      @hannessteffenhagen61 3 дні тому +1

      I mean it wouldn't really have been a huge issue since before timekeeping you just went by daylight - and if you go to bed when it gets dark you'll have no issues getting up by the time the sun goes up, even in summer. If for whatever godforsaken reason you had to get up at other times there were plenty of ways to accomplish that, either just getting to bed earlier or in cases like guard duty you'd just be woken up be the previous shift. By the time semi-accurate timekeeping was available there were out there signals, like church bells in any respectable settlement in Europe

  • @mikew6644
    @mikew6644 3 місяці тому +35

    Love the world building of a 6 minutes sketch 👌 chefs kiss

  • @nainai6030
    @nainai6030 3 місяці тому +17

    The way the one guy who isn’t Chris, Jack, or the other other guy says “EGGS?!” is unreasonably funny to me

  • @FlynnTheRedhead
    @FlynnTheRedhead 3 місяці тому +30

    Did not expect musical improv genius Zach Reino in here, fits so well though!

    • @JumboFatCake
      @JumboFatCake 3 місяці тому +1

      if only we got an hour of musical improv during this sketch, main thing it's missing. least we got "Misha the set dog (who just wandered into that shot)" as an adequate replacement

  • @yoursonisold8743
    @yoursonisold8743 Місяць тому +6

    The difficulty with waking up at any time that isn't declared by a rooster really shows off something we barely even consider these days. Having reliable timable alarms really is such a convenience. Yet we all hate them.

  • @Flummeristic
    @Flummeristic 3 місяці тому +20

    So glad I woke at first light to see this

    • @habitreframe
      @habitreframe 3 місяці тому +2

      You were supposed to already be watching by first light.

  • @RitzPlays
    @RitzPlays 3 місяці тому +25

    I see musical comedy genius Zach Reino, I click the video.

  • @amansson2151
    @amansson2151 3 місяці тому +7

    3:55 is it just me or does he seem too into "the fingers of the gods"?

  • @danielgoertz8962
    @danielgoertz8962 29 днів тому +4

    I LOVE how the elf says "Eggs?" every time they're mentioned, like he's completely blindsided by the very idea of eggs being involved.

  • @crownofeyes24
    @crownofeyes24 3 місяці тому +17

    Was just getting into your older videos and you just happened to upload. What a surprise

    • @twothirdsanexplosive
      @twothirdsanexplosive 3 місяці тому

      It's the best UA-cam discovery for me last year. The only channel I took time to watch a bunch of old content

  • @Aves.p
    @Aves.p 3 місяці тому +20

    Please let this be an ongoing saga

  • @Dexroid
    @Dexroid 2 місяці тому +9

    5:56 "...Yeah 😊" unreal.

  • @williamhinrichs6558
    @williamhinrichs6558 3 місяці тому +34

    Zach reino and dom fera (who I haven't kept up with in years!!!) C+J, you have the best collabs, truly. This and britanick and jack and dean... Y'all are... Chefs kiss

  • @KickedCrusader
    @KickedCrusader 3 місяці тому +18

    "EGGS!?"

  • @2Sor2Fig
    @2Sor2Fig Місяць тому +3

    Real talk, we're all thrilled about the wheel, but alarm clocks really are the best thing we've ever discovered, as a species.

  • @sinedddmk8996
    @sinedddmk8996 3 місяці тому +6

    I actually felt joy. wow. that has been a long while, jsut.. it's so good that with a bit of discussion everyone was better for it and nobody was left sadder just... I felt something in my chest! amazing skit

  • @jonelervorths4110
    @jonelervorths4110 3 місяці тому +11

    That dog was very good and it knew it.

  • @connerrose6116
    @connerrose6116 3 місяці тому +10

    The dog chilling there the whole time kills me

  • @JOYful_Comedy
    @JOYful_Comedy 3 місяці тому +19

    I love this! Someone should add this to an actual movie where they "meet at first light."

  • @gameguild2396
    @gameguild2396 3 місяці тому +14

    Eggs?🥚🥚🥚

  • @nathanpowell195
    @nathanpowell195 3 місяці тому +8

    I came for the doggo, and I stayed for the comedy.
    Also the doggo.

  • @BigGoronSword
    @BigGoronSword 2 місяці тому +4

    Doggo was best actor. Totally believed she was a wolf. Knew her marks. Knows how to work the camera. Doesn't upstage other actors. And most importantly, knows her lines, no flubs, no notes!

  • @Imperial_Squid
    @Imperial_Squid 3 місяці тому +8

    Zach Reino is such a good inclusion for this sketch, absolutely incredible satire of how fantasy elves act, and fantastic writing too!

  • @lrthedude
    @lrthedude 3 місяці тому +5

    So basically, a normal D&D session where the players are trying to come up with a plan

  • @FlawlessRythym
    @FlawlessRythym 3 місяці тому +5

    I forgot his name but the guy with the blonde wig killed me on Make Some Noise and Smartypants. It's great to see him in your sketch. Talent attracts talent.

  • @RainOrigami
    @RainOrigami 3 місяці тому +9

    dom fera, now that's someone I haven't seen in a long time.
    excuse me sir! your PIZZA sir! I believe you ordered it with EXTRA CHEEEEEEEEEZ?

  • @TrappyLacky
    @TrappyLacky 3 місяці тому +8

    This can be easily solved with a sleepover

  • @austinjones1929
    @austinjones1929 3 місяці тому +3

    Idk why they gave up on the pee plan so quick. Kept sleeping through my alarm so I’ve been using it for your years. It’s never let me down just ask my kindred wolf!

  • @Key3de
    @Key3de 2 місяці тому +4

    “we ride at dawn!”
    Please leave me. The zombies can have me

  • @Syunnnnnnn
    @Syunnnnnnn 3 місяці тому +3

    I'm more a third light kinda man or even last light since i get more done at night, But if the quest is so important and we are all here now why don't we just leave right now and get a few of those 1000 miles down???

  • @nickthomasjuggler
    @nickthomasjuggler 3 місяці тому +3

    Eggs?

    • @Decaycrazz
      @Decaycrazz 28 днів тому +1

      @@nickthomasjuggler eggs

  • @farlonmuentes6004
    @farlonmuentes6004 3 місяці тому +4

    The fellowship of time management

  • @davidzallis7623
    @davidzallis7623 3 місяці тому +4

    Tough to write good endings to sketches. You guys nailed it!

  • @sullyfubar
    @sullyfubar 3 місяці тому +8

    You two give my inner monologue a voice and I'm here for it.

  • @alanseventy6624
    @alanseventy6624 3 місяці тому +5

    I like how both Chris and Jack gesture to the elf speaking about the importance of rest, since both have reasons to think that it acts as evidence for their owns arguments, despite making opposing cases. It feels like an organic moment of conversation

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 3 місяці тому +16

    The constantly backlit elf is my favorite subtle thing

  • @ThePsh07
    @ThePsh07 3 місяці тому +3

    This is so funny to watch with the BTS knowledge about the random dog that crashed their set. 😂

  • @mloxard
    @mloxard 2 місяці тому +4

    6:18
    The tail wagging when they said "yeah yeah yeah"
    So cute!

  • @graydoncharlton5491
    @graydoncharlton5491 Місяць тому +3

    The dog just havin a nap while there dicking around is hilarious

  • @gregoryspencer8146
    @gregoryspencer8146 3 місяці тому +6

    Zach Reino!

  • @cadenhaslem6942
    @cadenhaslem6942 3 місяці тому +5

    That was the happiest dog I have ever seen.

  • @saydeegirl
    @saydeegirl 3 місяці тому +5

    I, for one, don't like getting up before first light either

  • @ruthe
    @ruthe 3 місяці тому +3

    Super wholesome ending!

  • @oldgreg2914
    @oldgreg2914 Місяць тому +3

    I love it that while this is going on. The dog is like basically passing out the entire time.

    • @jesse8068
      @jesse8068 Місяць тому +1

      I think you mean "kindred wolf."

  • @SimonASNG
    @SimonASNG 2 місяці тому +2

    I once saw a similar sketch with two legions getting ready to fight. They agree to battle at first light and then end up complaining that is actually quite early and end up with a noon or 6PM battle plan by the end of it. This version was better.

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 3 місяці тому +3

    “A thousand miles, each longer than the last.” Excuse me??

  • @mikeshoults4155
    @mikeshoults4155 Місяць тому +2

    This was actually very realistic to a typical business meeting.

  • @s.j7423
    @s.j7423 3 місяці тому +4

    these sketches never feel tired man. im so glad to see new ones, forces me to watch the other videos for the next half hour before feeling guilty about not working

  • @odism.8159
    @odism.8159 2 місяці тому +2

    This back and forth detailing for better understanding of the plan ahead grants me Inspiration for the next DnD chatcter I play.

  • @TDJRex
    @TDJRex 3 місяці тому +3

    This is like key and peele

  • @galexeqe
    @galexeqe 3 місяці тому +3

    4:10 love how the wolf looks like he's given up on the conversation

  • @Zadow
    @Zadow 3 місяці тому +4

    DOM FERA,, MR DOMINICK FEAR
    Wow it’s been a minute

  • @snifflindrake3283
    @snifflindrake3283 3 місяці тому +2

    “Even your kindred wolf seems sad.” 😂

  • @xdavidy
    @xdavidy 3 місяці тому +8

    It's so silly but Chris' shy smile at 5:55 is contagious, at least it was for me ^^

  • @stephanstanzione
    @stephanstanzione 3 місяці тому +1

    Chris & Jack x Dom Fera is a collab I never thought could ever happen wow

  • @mcspartan1227
    @mcspartan1227 3 місяці тому +7

    That dog is dope. A testament to his species for his performance.
    -peace

  • @nash6568
    @nash6568 3 місяці тому +2

    …I feel like we’ve all taken alarm apps and alarm clocks for granted.

  • @TheHopelessGeek
    @TheHopelessGeek 3 місяці тому +2

    It is nighttime now. I shall return to binge more of thine visual artforms at first light. Huzzah ✊🏽

  • @lazarussevy2777
    @lazarussevy2777 18 днів тому +1

    That was the smartest sketch I've ever seen! A whole bunch of logistical stuff I've never thought of before. Who knew scheduling a meeting could be so complicated.

  • @vincentorlando131
    @vincentorlando131 3 місяці тому +5

    EGGS?

  • @SMaxxTH
    @SMaxxTH Місяць тому +1

    The blonde guy is too freakin funny in this, almost breaking character in the background and the completely disgusted/puzzled reaction to "eggs" cracked me up