Komodo Dragons Freak Bill Burr Out!

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
  • Taken from JRE #1348 w/Bill Burr: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

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  • @nodk17
    @nodk17 5 років тому +3433

    Joe: “ahhhgunk ahhgunk ahhhgunk”
    Bill: seriously please don’t play it.

  • @smvml89
    @smvml89 5 років тому +8136

    Bill: There's this video of...
    Jaime: *cracks his fingers*

    • @LilJ3090
      @LilJ3090 4 роки тому +250

      Right that guy has God tier hacks lmao

    • @WetAdek
      @WetAdek 4 роки тому +258

      He connected his brain to the internet, thats why he is so fast.

    • @UppingDowners
      @UppingDowners 4 роки тому +47

      Jamie the next brainiac

    • @timytumper
      @timytumper 4 роки тому +49

      Okay how old are you guys? I'm 17 and most comments on Joe rogan clips are funny as fuck to me but youd think Joe's demographic is like 25-40

    • @christopherrivas4403
      @christopherrivas4403 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah.. Jamie did get an A in Physics 😑

  • @tonyvince7
    @tonyvince7 4 роки тому +700

    Lets take a moment to appreciate how good joe's "comodo dragon eating a baboon" imitation is

    • @eagleowl3664
      @eagleowl3664 2 роки тому +16

      Bill: Tiger Monkey.
      Joe: Dog Monkey.
      Both - Let's settle for Wolf Monkey. 😂😂😂

    • @of_the_Word
      @of_the_Word Рік тому

      it's a baboon eating a monkey not a komodo eating a baboon

    • @masdan5422
      @masdan5422 Рік тому +1

      That actually pretty close to how Komodo eating

    • @serviceadvisormaxbyservice916
      @serviceadvisormaxbyservice916 Рік тому +2

      he does amazing animal impersonations. His first stand up DVD he does a few and it is hilarious.

  • @alexanderengels3606
    @alexanderengels3606 4 роки тому +8791

    "There's this great recording of a guy getting eaten by a bear"

  • @chillo5687
    @chillo5687 4 роки тому +9349

    Joe explaining how the Komodo dragon was eating the monkey was the most joe Rogan thing I have ever seen

    • @jimmikakkei3648
      @jimmikakkei3648 4 роки тому +39

      😆👊🏻

    • @oddpotential
      @oddpotential 4 роки тому +35

      Lmfao

    • @NigelHeads
      @NigelHeads 4 роки тому +56

      Came to the comments for this

    • @FerrariTeddy
      @FerrariTeddy 4 роки тому +117

      That shit was priceless and hillarious and he was so accurate tho.
      From Joe's immigration I got a perfect image of what he was describing.

    • @jamahlrawls3520
      @jamahlrawls3520 4 роки тому +6

      Hahahahaha

  • @ruthlessrog1
    @ruthlessrog1 Рік тому +121

    "See if you can find that, show it to bill."
    BILL: "NO"
    🤣💀

  • @noahhultgren193
    @noahhultgren193 4 роки тому +4326

    I want Bill Burr to write for, and narrate a nature documentary, poorly of course.

    • @alexsmith2885
      @alexsmith2885 4 роки тому +542

      "alright so what do we got here, oh yeah, this fuckin..uh, aardvark? what is this an anteater or some shit? who cares, anyways, so.."

    • @joniahdemarco3371
      @joniahdemarco3371 4 роки тому +94

      Him and Snoop Dogg!

    • @robertrob96yount58
      @robertrob96yount58 4 роки тому +16

      This is an underrated comment 😂

    • @ericb8217
      @ericb8217 4 роки тому +14

      He did. It was called Rough N Rowdy boxing. Lol.

    • @beef6958
      @beef6958 4 роки тому +111

      "Jesus Christ look at that thing. What the hell is that, a hyena? That thing would tear you to fucking shreds. Christ..."

  • @GroinFaceGroin
    @GroinFaceGroin 4 роки тому +187

    "Ever see a Komodo dragon on DMT? Pull that up Jamie..."

    • @Deviant69
      @Deviant69 3 роки тому +2

      @Dr. Cool Yeah it does. in the 3rd game.

  • @rauljohnreypetallo9681
    @rauljohnreypetallo9681 4 роки тому +675

    Bill: "Nature man..."
    *takes a hit.
    Joe: "Nature man..."

    • @fredspofford
      @fredspofford 4 роки тому +5

      Bill doesn't smoke weed like a fucking loser freshman in college.

    • @TheJmsJose97
      @TheJmsJose97 4 роки тому +34

      @@fredspofford lmao fuck off

    • @Swiatlocien
      @Swiatlocien 3 роки тому +7

      bruh moment

  • @Robotshadow
    @Robotshadow 4 роки тому +2580

    Netflix: “Are you still watching?”
    Somebody’s daughter: 8:09

  • @spicygriffith8419
    @spicygriffith8419 4 роки тому +316

    To all them ladies worried what their man was doing when hanging with their friends, 70% of the time they doing this

    • @joesmith3098
      @joesmith3098 3 роки тому +33

      Exactly, and it's hilarious! This is part of the reason women hate men because they can't do this. This is college in your dorm room, this is your sports locker room, this is your barracks in the military. What are the incredibly popular women's radio shows/ podcast? Their is a podcast for guys for whatever your into, multiple.

    • @stboombasloth9424
      @stboombasloth9424 2 роки тому +4

      Right lol men as a subspecies aren’t that complex ffs lol we’re just talking shit with our buddies

    • @johnnyace2287
      @johnnyace2287 2 роки тому +16

      "Do Transformers have life insurance... or car insurance??"

    • @JoeCool90
      @JoeCool90 Рік тому +6

      @@johnnyace2287 broooooo what a question

    • @No_ReGretzky99
      @No_ReGretzky99 5 місяців тому

      What they doing other 30%😂😂😂😂

  • @jakejohnnn
    @jakejohnnn 5 років тому +752

    “One of my favorite videos is harpy eagles eating sloths”
    -Joe Rohan, 2019

  • @funkyodauter
    @funkyodauter 5 років тому +1045

    08:16
    *HRGHURLGHRULGHRURLHURL*
    "See if you can find that, show it to Bill"

    • @kaseyrolow
      @kaseyrolow 5 років тому +57

      funkyodauter lmao, joe at his finest hahahaha

    • @Goldenvibesss
      @Goldenvibesss 5 років тому +20

      I honestly don’t want to watch that 🤣

    • @aerialzetro7196
      @aerialzetro7196 5 років тому +7

      Lmao I didn't understand this comment until the end of the video

    • @b41ts2late
      @b41ts2late 5 років тому +1

      funkyodauter 😂😂😂

    • @matthewhorizon6050
      @matthewhorizon6050 5 років тому +1

      @@aerialzetro7196 not familiar w a time stamp lol?

  • @lekkerlekker5760
    @lekkerlekker5760 4 роки тому +46

    8:19 I love how proud Joe is with his Komodo Dragon impression

  • @jtmnavy
    @jtmnavy 5 років тому +1894

    Lmao please somebody make joe Rogan doing a Komodo dragon noise into something

    • @19RaxR91
      @19RaxR91 4 роки тому +103

      I think that you already can find a lot of girls doing this exact sound on the internet, if you google in the right titles...

    • @adamaunya69
      @adamaunya69 3 роки тому +13

      @@19RaxR91 bruhhhhhh

    • @TheIcup24
      @TheIcup24 3 роки тому +3

      I was about to comment this 😂

    • @heelgill
      @heelgill 3 роки тому +14

      8:05 and 8:11

    • @christianhallgren1192
      @christianhallgren1192 3 роки тому +2

      Replace the Yoshi sound with it

  • @kiekz369
    @kiekz369 5 років тому +2495

    More edits to come with Joe impersonating that komodo dragon lol 8:16

    • @synthWizkid
      @synthWizkid 5 років тому +9

      123 K. See the original edit? Are you "Intact"?

    • @danielblais1839
      @danielblais1839 5 років тому +34

      Can't wait for the deep fake face swap

    • @LVNVSmash
      @LVNVSmash 5 років тому +24

      Literally the first thing I thought of when I saw him doing that

    • @redman122
      @redman122 5 років тому +6

      As soon as I heard it I went straight to the comments !!

    • @kiekz369
      @kiekz369 5 років тому +6

      @@redman122 lol I did the same

  • @benjamies4136
    @benjamies4136 Рік тому +73

    This goes to show how gifted these two are. Bill can instantly come up with great bits of funny commentary while Joe can just roll a conversation when someone starts to feel uncomfortable and bring them back into a comfortable atmosphere. You could tell Bill started to really get into his thoughts for a moment and immediately Joe just brought up another story to ease the tension, allowing Bill to get back into comedic stance

  • @FalcaoElTigre
    @FalcaoElTigre 5 років тому +1220

    Joe always gets so fascinated by animals eating each other lol

    • @Mcfatsack
      @Mcfatsack 5 років тому +18

      Mister Skarred If animals eat the pineal gland and they have a dmt trip for the rest of the day somehow through consuming all off the chemicals your brain pumps out to ease your way through death lol

    • @kendoncaseycurtis4660
      @kendoncaseycurtis4660 5 років тому

      Alexander the Great he would make A good federal prisoner
      ( fit right in)

    • @P.a.r.a.d.o.x
      @P.a.r.a.d.o.x 5 років тому +1

      @Telios Abraxas Also, isnt that why from what I have heard Egyptian mummies are found with their pineal glands missing?

    • @keepmeposted
      @keepmeposted 5 років тому +2

      his wife is a happy lady

    • @joebailey8294
      @joebailey8294 5 років тому

      Are you new here?

  • @mooncakehekatonkhires9257
    @mooncakehekatonkhires9257 4 роки тому +1375

    I was very impressed with his acting chops in The Mandalorian

    • @Afineaddition
      @Afineaddition 4 роки тому +80

      His jokes were gold as always

    • @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz
      @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 4 роки тому +147

      It was weird for like the first minute but then he fell into a groove and it was pretty good.

    • @vanmorgan1867
      @vanmorgan1867 4 роки тому +123

      “I wasn’t a stormtrooper, wiseass!”

    • @goobernater8186
      @goobernater8186 4 роки тому +56

      Hes good in breaking bad too

    • @cannonfodder4000
      @cannonfodder4000 4 роки тому +64

      He was good in Breaking Bad too

  • @juliemonarch7364
    @juliemonarch7364 2 роки тому +130

    I love Joe's laugh, especially when he's genuinely tickled.

  • @mr.jameson218
    @mr.jameson218 4 роки тому +419

    "Yeah, a wolf monkey. So, they eat kids."

    • @rogerwilco1777
      @rogerwilco1777 4 роки тому +7

      Im gonna create the 1st wolf monkey hockey team..

    • @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches
      @GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches 4 роки тому +14

      @@rogerwilco1777
      I'm gonna need some royalties.

    • @franklynnyein127
      @franklynnyein127 3 роки тому

      he talks in a real fuck up way. lmao. 😂

    • @anirudhdwivedi6673
      @anirudhdwivedi6673 3 роки тому

      Seriously man thank you I was trying to figure out, listening and relistening to what was saying. Thanks!

  • @StannisHarlock
    @StannisHarlock 4 роки тому +767

    7:17 Hahahaha. So perfect. I thought Bill was imitating the deer at first, but this is actually what Bill sounds like when he freaks out. xD

    • @mariekedavid3899
      @mariekedavid3899 4 роки тому +18

      Saaame hahahaha

    • @ripardofilho3337
      @ripardofilho3337 4 роки тому +21

      Best deer imitation is from Chris D'elia

    • @Sam-cy7mw
      @Sam-cy7mw 4 роки тому +3

      You should watch F is for family if you havent already, Bill Burr is voicing the mc

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 3 роки тому +16

      "Aaaaaah! AAAAAH! DONT" Lmao

    • @nathanhopkins4791
      @nathanhopkins4791 2 роки тому +5

      @@mariekedavid3899 i was going to the bathroom, and I thought he was acting like the deer, until I realize that.... Jamie PULLED THAT UP.

  • @kylecasey7890
    @kylecasey7890 3 роки тому +81

    Love the chemistry between joe and bill. You can tell they are on the same living plane. Like when you have a best friend that you tell a joke to, but it tanks, and he roasts you

  • @araknidkid
    @araknidkid 5 років тому +356

    holy fuck, the comparison between sloths and jalapeno poppers was so brilliant.

    • @TheTaterTotP80
      @TheTaterTotP80 4 роки тому +4

      They don't actually get eaten a lot do they? Also very cruel to say that. They are living beings as we and all life is.

    • @dexter4016
      @dexter4016 4 роки тому +30

      @@TheTaterTotP80 arhhhh..... STFU mate

    • @biglicker4473
      @biglicker4473 4 роки тому +5

      @@TheTaterTotP80 i see them more as tater tots

    • @UppingDowners
      @UppingDowners 4 роки тому +7

      TheTaterTotP80 quit being a fairy

    • @gaylordsuitcase9967
      @gaylordsuitcase9967 4 роки тому +2

      TheTaterTotP80 I’m gonna kill all the sloths. 😈😈😈

  • @Octoboobs
    @Octoboobs 5 років тому +4190

    Bill: ‘How did you find it so quick, jesus this guy is good’
    Jamie: *happy noises*

    • @martymcfly88mph35
      @martymcfly88mph35 5 років тому +59

      Cops doing OK hand signs are white supremacists Noises**

    • @Sx-xy2zi
      @Sx-xy2zi 5 років тому +4

      AW.)

    • @matthewhorizon6050
      @matthewhorizon6050 5 років тому +9

      @@martymcfly88mph35
      Gve it a rest already! Holy shit.

    • @grubbybum3614
      @grubbybum3614 5 років тому +9

      @@matthewhorizon6050 it was dumb when Jamie and Joe said that. But when you smoke as much weed as they do, I guess you see conspiracies everywhere.

    • @starhawck
      @starhawck 5 років тому +6

      Jamie and Rogan are us

  • @fattony123082
    @fattony123082 4 роки тому +1055

    Legend has it Joe’s cigars are laced with DMT and rolled in Elk skin.

  • @psychojoe4764
    @psychojoe4764 3 роки тому +62

    Honestly this was 90% of the conversations i had whenever my cousin would sleep over when we were kids

  • @JamesRednok
    @JamesRednok 4 роки тому +554

    Girls: I wonder if he's thinking about me while he's with his friends...
    Guys:

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi 3 роки тому +5

      They dumb like that bro.

    • @EllipsisTriangletrap
      @EllipsisTriangletrap 3 роки тому +2

      @@t_papi Yeah, they'll even repeat a bad, old meme from years ago. Never was funny, was always junior high humor. That's the only age range where you might find girls or guys thinking like in the OP.

    • @t_papi
      @t_papi 3 роки тому +5

      @@EllipsisTriangletrap what you talking bout?? Lol

    • @bensmith9253
      @bensmith9253 3 роки тому

      So funny!

    • @franklynnyein127
      @franklynnyein127 3 роки тому

      no shit. This is literally me and my bff.

  • @lankyboy3344
    @lankyboy3344 4 роки тому +2071

    Look how proud Joe is when he looks over at Jamie and says "hes got them saved" 😂😂

    • @GothicLeviathan
      @GothicLeviathan 3 роки тому +39

      That was awesome lol

    • @TheTonkGuy
      @TheTonkGuy 2 роки тому +31

      7:30

    • @heater9124
      @heater9124 2 роки тому +5

      Facts 🤣

    • @eagleowl3664
      @eagleowl3664 2 роки тому +15

      Bill: Tiger Monkey.
      Joe: Dog Monkey.
      Both - Let's settle for Wolf Monkey. 😂😂😂

    • @tatesock8692
      @tatesock8692 Рік тому +2

      Wolf Monkey lol 😆

  • @jamimusmaximus5205
    @jamimusmaximus5205 3 роки тому +11

    I honestly love how quote unquote “fucked up” joes sense of humor is, because in my opinion it isn’t fucked up it’s just funny

  • @upchuckduck5726
    @upchuckduck5726 4 роки тому +106

    Bill: everything is lighting fast
    Joe: except sloths

  • @deanmclover306
    @deanmclover306 5 років тому +1229

    Joe Rogan should have animals vs people segments lol

  • @Fotosynthesis858
    @Fotosynthesis858 2 роки тому +8

    I loved his “dog sliding in the kitchen” analogy lol

  • @healerforce4165
    @healerforce4165 4 роки тому +494

    "They FOUND THEIR Clothes" Is not something you want to hear in a missing person's case

    • @arthurm4012
      @arthurm4012 4 роки тому +41

      They also found one of their foot severed in a boot.

    • @arthurm4012
      @arthurm4012 4 роки тому +26

      @i j I'm actually not too sure if the case that I'm thinking is the same that bill burr was talking about because of lack of info bill burr gave. The UA-cam channel 'nexpo' made a video called "the harrowing disappearance by kris Kramer's and lisanne froon". In that case, two girls from the Netherlands go to Panama as a vacation(I think) and go to a jungle without a tour guide and a dog. The case is really weird and sketchy. The dog somehow made it back home without the girls and the girls eventually died in the jungle. Some of their clothes were found after a while and one of their backpacks. Some people say they died from locals or were eaten by animals or from dehydration.

    • @2btqj
      @2btqj 4 роки тому +1

      They found the bodies

    • @BenQotsa
      @BenQotsa 4 роки тому

      @@arthurm4012 I think its that one

    • @EllipsisTriangletrap
      @EllipsisTriangletrap 3 роки тому +4

      @@arthurm4012 I know of that case but I don't know if it's the same one. Especially given the lack of details. Either way, it is way too easy to dispose of a body in south/central america. Just throw it in the forest! Nature will sort it out after they have already been murdered.

  • @A_Byrds_View
    @A_Byrds_View Рік тому +4

    Joe: what happened to those ladies?
    Bill: THEY FOUND THEIR CLOTHES!!

  • @JOSHCFH69
    @JOSHCFH69 5 років тому +540

    Finally ol' Billy Red Nuts is back

    • @davidpierce9949
      @davidpierce9949 5 років тому +8

      Ol Billy Fat Back lol

    • @joshlewis575
      @joshlewis575 5 років тому +17

      Billy bitch tits is the best

    • @mikehancho695
      @mikehancho695 5 років тому +2

      Josh Lewis best part is after all these years during the MMP email reads, Bill every time still gets a really good chuckle over that nickname and/or makes a joke/excuse of not having them ol ginger bitch titties...another name that’s a classic is “Ol Billy Booze Bag”

    • @DoctorMantisTob0ggan
      @DoctorMantisTob0ggan 5 років тому +1

      Ol' Billy Cue Ball

    • @serenysmusic
      @serenysmusic 5 років тому +2

      Good ol billy copper crotch

  • @stephenbrady5220
    @stephenbrady5220 4 роки тому +270

    8:23 "See, if you can find that, show it to Bill." Joe's face when he's saying this. 😂

  • @ozcorsportscards7497
    @ozcorsportscards7497 3 роки тому +10

    I love when Bill makes a basketball reference and it just goes 80 yards over Joe's head

  • @jayfaisa6016
    @jayfaisa6016 5 років тому +737

    This whole time I was waiting for him to mention Komodo Dragons...

    • @diogenesthecynic5037
      @diogenesthecynic5037 5 років тому +41

      7:08

    • @bubbakushii
      @bubbakushii 5 років тому +15

      Lmao his eating impression

    • @Hawlem
      @Hawlem 5 років тому +4

      Nice freeforms muh boy.

    • @KilliK69
      @KilliK69 5 років тому +2

      but it was worth it

    • @cround217
      @cround217 5 років тому +2

      Bro if I ever saw u get on my plane....I'm jumping off

  • @JeffCfreeradiorevolution
    @JeffCfreeradiorevolution 5 років тому +1077

    Joe “if you are a moving thing... they’ll eat you” Rogan

    • @Mekel01
      @Mekel01 5 років тому +6

      Hahaha

    • @kevind.shabahang
      @kevind.shabahang 5 років тому +4

      motus ergo esus ... my attempt at "i move therefore i'm consumed"

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 5 років тому +1

      Technically correct.

    • @RMichaelHimself
      @RMichaelHimself 5 років тому

      Brehhh wtf I read this right as he said it

    • @omegaweapon116
      @omegaweapon116 5 років тому +2

      If you don't move, they let you live.

  • @idiotology5568
    @idiotology5568 2 роки тому +6

    That bit with the bear eating the dude recording sounds was brilliant 😂

  • @TheresaWheeler
    @TheresaWheeler 5 років тому +35

    “They found their clothes” 😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @PyroclasticMind
    @PyroclasticMind 5 років тому +483

    "Sloth's are like jalapeno poppers for tigers" Bill Burr 2019.
    Wow, that's a lot of politics 0_0

    • @jknight9613
      @jknight9613 5 років тому +39

      @El Chivato lmfao are you crazy? What about his comment gives you information on his politics?

    • @bigchungus2121
      @bigchungus2121 5 років тому +17

      @El Chivato lmaooooo do you just call anybody you don't like a liberal pussy? You spend too much time on the internet kid

    • @joerotter2873
      @joerotter2873 5 років тому +2

      I like to think there more of the rolls before dinner. There just sitting there going to waste anyways and theres a ton of them just sitting there begging to be ate

    • @pappy451
      @pappy451 5 років тому +1

      @@joerotter2873 . . . appetizers anyone ?

    • @Nishua
      @Nishua 5 років тому +1

      Lmao

  • @LivingZoology
    @LivingZoology 4 роки тому

    We have many comments saying that somebody came to watch this video after watching this one! Thanks! Here it is: ua-cam.com/video/fmwC9HzcWbQ/v-deo.html

  • @argo1668
    @argo1668 5 років тому +57

    Something about this interview just gives me the vibe that Joe genuinely enjoys Bill's company more than a great many of his guests. Joes a great host and interviewer across the board but I just get the feeling he's enjoying himself extra. Warms my heart.

    • @ivanvoronov3871
      @ivanvoronov3871 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah your right. He seems more upbeat

    • @sambo416
      @sambo416 2 роки тому +1

      Well he is a comedian

    • @dammaguy1286
      @dammaguy1286 2 роки тому +6

      That's because both of them are bald 😄 natural connection

    • @jeffbettencourt6263
      @jeffbettencourt6263 2 роки тому +3

      You can definitely tell which guests he really respects and admires. The way he treats them is completely different. Especially legends like Burr a fellow comedian who he’s known for decades.

    • @argo1668
      @argo1668 2 роки тому +2

      @@jeffbettencourt6263 couldn’t have said it better myself.

  • @christianmoreno3585
    @christianmoreno3585 5 років тому +181

    “jesus christ this guys fast” YOUNG JAMIE THE GOAT

    • @charleswhite3553
      @charleswhite3553 5 років тому +3

      watching Jesus get crucified and you think "that's some Joe Rogan shit right there"

  • @eriwilnel
    @eriwilnel 2 роки тому +13

    Rogan And Burr crack me up every time! When Joe tells Bill about the bear getting wrecked out by a chimp on bicycles I hit the floor every time!

  • @ThumbsHunter
    @ThumbsHunter 4 роки тому +312

    If Joes Hair grew back, he would be called Joe Rogaine.

  • @chiggitycheckmate8364
    @chiggitycheckmate8364 5 років тому +72

    Komodo " brush my teeth with some special bacteria killing toothpaste and i'm 60 % less dangerous " Dragon .

    • @erickidd7667
      @erickidd7667 5 років тому +3

      truthseeker can't be denied underrated comment

    • @rovidelarosa
      @rovidelarosa 5 років тому +12

      It was recently discovered that Komodo Dragons does have venom and it is what kills its preys.

    • @yomumma7803
      @yomumma7803 5 років тому +2

      @@rovidelarosa the venom is an anticoagulant, they also have harmful bacteria

    • @adinnaikhwani6255
      @adinnaikhwani6255 5 років тому

      @@yomumma7803 opposite of cobra's venom

    • @keithgriffin1938
      @keithgriffin1938 4 роки тому

      @@adinnaikhwani6255 yea they can't move fast but 1 bite they just follow the sent until it dies usally depending on where it's bitten 2 to 3 days then they eat it... I wouldn't ever be able to to go on that island.

  • @dyorama_7433
    @dyorama_7433 2 роки тому +1

    Bills yelp from seeing violence 🤣🤣🤣

  • @slamuel9797
    @slamuel9797 5 років тому +293

    “That’s some rogan shit right there.”Joe Rogan has officially become the pepsi of podcasts.

    • @seandiesel2467
      @seandiesel2467 5 років тому +2

      @@BlueprintsForHeadaches its okay, you did it all for the nookie.

    • @slamuel9797
      @slamuel9797 5 років тому +1

      Sean Diesel Yeah that Whitney Cummings nookie.haha lol.

    • @BlueprintsForHeadaches
      @BlueprintsForHeadaches 5 років тому +2

      Chief Bromden I wouldn’t touch that psychopath with a ten foot pole. She is so wack

    • @charleswhite3553
      @charleswhite3553 5 років тому

      watch animal planet and you keep thinking Joe Rogan shit right there

    • @slamuel9797
      @slamuel9797 5 років тому +1

      Blueprints For Headaches Well no shit.C’mon it’s a joke.Based on brendan schuab’s dry snitch on rogan.

  • @williamstark9568
    @williamstark9568 5 років тому +62

    I'm reminded of when Steve Erwin was like "I have a great idea! I'm gonna hang out with some komodo dragons!" and they chased him up a tree and he had to cling to that thing till they finally decided he wasn't coming down.

    • @countmackula9697
      @countmackula9697 4 роки тому +3

      That's reminds me of you making shit up as you go..

    • @evanscott7652
      @evanscott7652 4 роки тому +10

      Count Mackula actually it’s on one of the episodes of his show

    • @donovanb9020
      @donovanb9020 4 роки тому +13

      @@countmackula9697 it's a real episode.
      He scrambles up a tree and the komodo dragon managed to nick his boot.
      One tooth tore right through the leather pretty much down to the sock.

    • @solaireastora5394
      @solaireastora5394 4 роки тому +4

      On UA-cam too, literally search Steve erwin

    • @thapelomokoena1953
      @thapelomokoena1953 4 роки тому

      That's lies kimono climbs trees too

  • @malk9421
    @malk9421 3 роки тому +5

    I'm Australian and even I was freaking out when Steve Irwin was lying down with Komodo Dragons.

  • @ThePsychicFish
    @ThePsychicFish 5 років тому +305

    Girl: I'm a virgin I swear
    Also girl: 8:05

    • @aj6365
      @aj6365 5 років тому +4

      Loool

    • @DerricktheWhite
      @DerricktheWhite 5 років тому +2

      Damn that works until the end of the video

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 роки тому

      There are many thing that I would not mind being done to my dick by a very particular person.
      But being eaten alive...us NOT one of them.

  • @jismjacket
    @jismjacket 5 років тому +313

    True story here.....
    I was at the Metro Toronto Zoo in the late 80s and saw two full grown adult male Komodo dragons fighting in a pen .There was blood everywhere....It was vicious!
    Then out of nowhere a Zoo staff member came in and physically separated them with each hand and broke up their fight. No gear....no protective equipment. Just his steeled toed boots and shorts and a shirt. INSANE!!!

    • @stefan1924
      @stefan1924 5 років тому +30

      They bite you once, their saliva will kill you. Stupid zoo keeper.

    • @padurarulcriticsicinic4846
      @padurarulcriticsicinic4846 5 років тому +52

      Don't fuck with hyped Canadians, ask the Chinese Army veterans from the Korean War.

    • @frisbe9279
      @frisbe9279 4 роки тому +1

      Not true

    • @jismjacket
      @jismjacket 4 роки тому +22

      @@frisbe9279 Don't believe me if you like.....but it's 100% true.

    • @hello93617
      @hello93617 4 роки тому +15

      @@stefan1924 I don't think it does if you get medical attention. They arnt venomous, just have alot of bacteria in their saliva.

  • @TheCrysis45
    @TheCrysis45 3 роки тому +5

    These two have mastered the art of having a conversation and I am jealous

  • @dakotashanenunley6928
    @dakotashanenunley6928 5 років тому +167

    Jalapeño poppers 😂😂😂

    • @codeinecowboy8607
      @codeinecowboy8607 5 років тому +2

      Dakota Shane Nunley read this right as he said it lmao

    • @amberkelly8055
      @amberkelly8055 5 років тому +4

      I choked on my hit when he said that ahaha!

    • @1800-j8x
      @1800-j8x 5 років тому

      He didn’t even say jalapeño lol 😂

  • @theDavidChannel1
    @theDavidChannel1 5 років тому +130

    I'm surprised Joe Rogan has never hosted his own wildlife show on Discovery Channel.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 роки тому +1

      Do it for the kids they'll love it.

  • @GollumSs1
    @GollumSs1 3 роки тому +10

    "One of my favourite videos is watching harpy eagles kill sloths"

  • @shanemcinally7092
    @shanemcinally7092 5 років тому +33

    "One of my favorite videos is watching Harpie Eagles kill Sloths" - Joe Rogan

  • @dinkyvision
    @dinkyvision 4 роки тому +3

    Burr on tiger smell “well just the fact that they don’t really bathe”. Perfect.

    • @forgalzz7
      @forgalzz7 3 роки тому

      Except tigers "bathe" a lot.

  • @soutrikganguly6151
    @soutrikganguly6151 4 роки тому +88

    Dude, I live near the sunderbans and I approve this message.

    • @brdolivadar
      @brdolivadar 4 роки тому +1

      Is it really true that tigers hunt people there, dude?

    • @tarunr5751
      @tarunr5751 4 роки тому +24

      @@brdolivadar yep people have to put face masks on the backs of their heads to fool the tigers, apparently they only attack when you turn their back on them.

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 4 роки тому +20

      @Fit Boy Abdul no one cares about the size of your fucking tigers pajeet

    • @woawolf
      @woawolf 4 роки тому +4

      @@jimpickens4 call him abdul thats also a slang

    • @georgefloydspaceshuttlepro1839
      @georgefloydspaceshuttlepro1839 3 роки тому +4

      @@tarunr5751 that strategy stopped working years ago. But people still do it because it gives them confidence to go fetch honey.

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 4 роки тому +15

    Watching Bill scream like that can cure depression.

  • @redbaron5308
    @redbaron5308 3 роки тому +2

    “Nature man, nature man” I love when they said that.

  • @snr.froggymooopew7781
    @snr.froggymooopew7781 4 роки тому +36

    Joe “one of my favorite videos is watching harpy eagles kill sloths” Rogan

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 5 років тому +39

    The light that bounces off of Joe’s and Bill’s head could converge and create a bat signal in the night sky

  • @docskate4312
    @docskate4312 4 роки тому +10

    "I don't want this on my harddrive."
    Bill knows what's good for him.
    It's a sign of intelligence.

  • @Kam-it1hq
    @Kam-it1hq 4 роки тому +10

    “ We’re slower than squirrels”😂😂

  • @andrew-rn9ui
    @andrew-rn9ui Рік тому +1

    Bill saying "No!" At the end when refusing to watch a komodo dragon video is so priceless,

  • @gnarwhal7562
    @gnarwhal7562 5 років тому +14

    I love the interactions between these two. They rarely cut each other off, and if they do its usually for a good reason haha

  • @shadowlurker520
    @shadowlurker520 4 роки тому +8

    7:17 is priceless when Bill is interrupted by the video he's describing is being played in his peripheral 😂

  • @dragoslavsoldo7143
    @dragoslavsoldo7143 4 роки тому +7

    There's a man who a 1v1 against a bear while using an axe. He was on his farm when the bear atacked. He lives in Bosnia.

  • @taval29
    @taval29 5 років тому +78

    Joe "gumpgawmp" Rogan 8:10

    • @lexlavi
      @lexlavi 5 років тому +3

      Taval Dacres haha you beat me to it man

  • @Dumebi7278
    @Dumebi7278 4 роки тому +61

    Joe “It’s one of the rare places on Earth” Rogan.

  • @RyDoggonus
    @RyDoggonus 4 роки тому +1

    7:17 - I've never seen Bill so terrified.
    AH AHHHHHHH!! DON'T! TURN THAT FUCKING THING OFF!!

  • @geoffreyf7829
    @geoffreyf7829 5 років тому +24

    "AAAAAAHHHH, DON'T!" aww poor billy

  • @raymorrow1491
    @raymorrow1491 5 років тому +5

    Bill seems so much more grounded and at peace. So much more chill lately. It's awesome to see. Anyone else notice a difference?

  • @dcaudill7764
    @dcaudill7764 4 роки тому +4

    Bill Burr is the man. These 2 together are great conversation. Hopefully Joe has him on more often!

  • @hrithikrana932
    @hrithikrana932 4 роки тому +67

    8:15 My last brain cell at 3AM

  • @cam5533
    @cam5533 5 років тому +257

    Joe Rogan: But have you ever watched a Monkey get swallowed on DMT 8:05

    • @CorbCorbin
      @CorbCorbin 5 років тому +3

      KEA
      I was a monkey who hot swallowed by a DMT.

  • @darianwillis8520
    @darianwillis8520 3 роки тому +7

    Joe has such a great laugh. Burr is one of the few that make him laugh that hard

  • @drdeathpranks2762
    @drdeathpranks2762 4 роки тому +23

    8:06 when the pizza rolls are to hot 😂😂

  • @PatrickPierceBateman
    @PatrickPierceBateman 5 років тому +19

    Ole Billy "I honestly don't wanna watch that." Burr

  • @theswiftphil8789
    @theswiftphil8789 3 роки тому +10

    actually brown bears in russia have natural predators in the form of siberian tigers which prey upon brown bears of all ages and size to make 8% of their diet in the tiga forest.
    sun bears are also prey'd upon by bengal tigers in the south of asia.
    mountain lions may occationally take young black bears.
    overall bears of large size tiers are only prey'd upon ever by the largest big cat on the planet where they both coexist

  • @MadRandomCollectable
    @MadRandomCollectable 5 років тому +7

    *"See if you can find that... Show it to Bill."*

  • @MRSLAV
    @MRSLAV 4 роки тому +324

    300,000 in sunderbans? Really Joe, 300,000?

    • @HighAltitudeMMA
      @HighAltitudeMMA 4 роки тому +82

      300,000 over 200 years... 1500 a day every day for 200 straight years. Lol
      EDIT: Im dumb.

    • @HighAltitudeMMA
      @HighAltitudeMMA 4 роки тому +49

      @@felixthecat9460 well dammit. You right. Goddamn Marijuana brain. Lol

    • @hashpond420
      @hashpond420 4 роки тому +72

      It's like 4 people a day, totally doable.

    • @poisontacoz6864
      @poisontacoz6864 4 роки тому +3

      Mr slav is an underrated channel.

    • @CedrickOlausson
      @CedrickOlausson 4 роки тому +5

      No 300.000 in the whole of India.

  • @jerrilehane7815
    @jerrilehane7815 4 роки тому +2

    Burr & Rogan together and the rest of the world fades to obscurity.Powerhouse duo.

  • @jakedemarsh
    @jakedemarsh 5 років тому +14

    Billy 'like a boss' Burr's New Netflix Special 'Paper Tiger' is Fire!! 🔥

    • @jakegraskey
      @jakegraskey 4 роки тому

      Gotta be top 5 all-time stand up special

  • @thefacelessquestion3333
    @thefacelessquestion3333 4 роки тому +8

    Bill: I went zip lining
    Joe: I went sky diving with my whole family....

  • @T-P.
    @T-P. 3 роки тому +3

    Bills reaction to Jaime pulling up the video is hilarious 😆

  • @universal_wisdom3416
    @universal_wisdom3416 5 років тому +16

    This dude sounded like Patrick drinking milk and said
    “Jamie find that real quick” 😂☠️

  • @coltonwinkel510
    @coltonwinkel510 5 років тому +9

    Two of my favorite bald guys.

  • @chopps7601
    @chopps7601 4 роки тому +1

    Lol!! Burr was literally scared as hell when that clip came on..that was such a real yell..he said " on my hard drive"

  • @WiseAilbhean
    @WiseAilbhean 5 років тому +28

    7:18 Bill Burr's reaction reminds of his "how you know the N-Word is coming" joke.
    XD XD XD "HOT POTATO"!!

  • @warriorprince4890
    @warriorprince4890 5 років тому +37

    8:15...Joe imitating a Komodo dragon eating.

  • @julez7323
    @julez7323 2 роки тому +2

    Joe impersonating a honey bee is just so good 5:15

  • @jamesjames6920
    @jamesjames6920 5 років тому +12

    Nobody:
    Joe: I can imitate a Komodo Dragon and sound more like a Komodo Dragon then a Komodo Dragon

  • @emily-zx3el
    @emily-zx3el 5 років тому +10

    "Jeepers creepers swallowing a human tongue straight out the head sounding"- Joe Rogan

  • @unclerayray7025
    @unclerayray7025 4 роки тому +6

    I could watch Joe Rogan and Bill Burr ALL DAY!

  • @Fatfit2
    @Fatfit2 5 років тому +6

    The way Joe Rogan can mimic animals and Kim Kardashian, I'm convinced he could blend in with a pack of animals.