Kevin "I can't kill them but I can pay someone (in stolen money) to do it for me" and Mumbo "I can't kill them but I can place this explosive on their head and push them into spikes" Killsalot Jumbo really are the same breed uh
I like this mercenary lady. Dude comes up to her, looking like a bad wood carving, asks for help, doesn't have money, comes back a few days later with money, tells her to kill one dude, and then asks her for her hand in marriage- and she's like, yeah, sure, why not, that's grand.
Her entire deal is that she loves killing people and considers it the finest art, you couldn’t make up how funny it is that Kevin happened to choose her of all people without realising
“Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid or something like that?” “Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
Just made a new character and made him an argonian named "not-on-the-list" so the imperial who says "He's not on the list" sounds like hes scared of me.
@@thewanderingmistnull2451 A bot who plays Dead By Daylight in their spare time? …Mike, is there something you need to tell us? It’s okay, we accept you as a person even if you can’t tell whether or not there are bikes in pictures
I love how quickly Kevin managed to actually kill someone despite being a pacifist; due to the age old problem of accidentally punching when you meant to cast a heal spell.
I think compensation for upcoming evil is only 1% of the cake: he's done so much evil that he'll need to do good the rest of his life to "compensate" :D
Companion kills counts as your kills and if you want to do the main quest and the dlcs. Alduin is an essential character such is Harkon, so you have to kill them directly yourself. If you are interested yoz can watch Ymfah who does challenges like this, in his pacifist run he had to atleast kill one character I think, I forgot if he managed to do it completely pacifist.
I think it's hilarious that Kevin actively avoided starting the Thieves Guild questline and that just so happens to be one of the easiest ways to play as a pacifist
@@beingweirdisnormal8409 it helps if you imagine them saying "I'm just going to walk in a straight line, and if any bones get in my way, it's their oooooooowwwwn fault!!!"
Kevin: I have this huge list of games I haven't even opened. Also Kevin: let's play something I've already played, but a little bit different Me: I'll watch any video from Kevin, as they always bring me joy
you could technically buy an early spell like muffle from farengar, and just spam it to level up, put all points into magic, level up illusion and restoration as much a possible. double cast heal self and heal other and make a follower do everything for you, and sneak about with illusion spells, head over to the college right away for invisibility from the dark elf lol. you really could pacifist this game. I fear 'Dad' in f4 wont get off so easy.
@@flausensieb this is a completely relevant comment with helpful information for people who don’t know this game well. Go be miserable somewhere else please
Just passing through, sorry. I'm a pass-ifist. Was that Kevin just being big brained or unintentionally punny? Asking because he usually gives us a "see what I did there" when it comes to puns
Kevin playing into the Fool archetype by accidentally killing his companion the first time he actively tries to take something into his own hands. Chef's kiss.
you should play Fallout New Vegas as a Murderer who kills everyone, since in that game you can literally kill every main character and the game will still work
i like this pattern emerging where you leave all the dirty work to your companion while you stand by just stirring things up as a self proclaimed pacifist
Is THAT why I never get the right answer? Here I was, thinking I can’t do anything right and I never know the answer, but I found it where I least expected. VIOLENCE IS THE ANSWER!
I created a pacifist character 2 years ago and she's been working out fine. There are a LOT of quests I can't do so instead of killing I either sneak past everyone or let followers do it for me
The fact that the only damage he directly causes was to sucker punch his own follower in the back while the follower is fighting a bandit chief for him, and ends up killing the follower, just makes this whole thing hilarious.
13:56 "I don't supposed you're interested in the leg of a goat that has been in my backpack for a few days?" I almost spat m drink all over my desk I cannot stop laughing the cut to that conversation was artistic.
I just want to say these past few weeks have been an absolute battle for me, but oh how my heart lifted to see Kevin post a video. Kevin, you've been a ray of twisted sunshine in a very difficult time. Thank you so much for all the demented content, it makes me smile every day
College has been stressing me out lately so I decided to take a break and watch this, sooo glad I did because @7:08 I couldn’t stop laughing. Thanks Kevin!
Day 48 of asking Kevin to play Boyfriend Dungeon. Day 3 of wishing Kevin and Anna a safe and refreshing holiday. Day 1 of asking Kevin to play “therapy with dr. albert krueger”
Kevin delivered a letter so that Fendal could be with the love of his life only to take him away. Then while they were away and at his weakest point he punched Fendal to death
The treasure maps are made in the style of old frontier maps where it wasnt top down/bird's eye. They made them from the perspective of wherever they were standing.
Plays as a pacifist and goes round stealing stuff to make money. Refuses to talk to member of Thieves Guild in Riften who would pay him to do pacifist stuff. Comedy gold.
Looks like grilling and eating a baby has had too much of a burden. And being the Irish Catholic he is; he has decided to be a pacifist. *Jim Pickens won't be happy with that*
Scared is so devoted to pacifism he killed his own friend to stop him fighting the bandits, what an inspiration
😂😂
I lost it when he punched him in the back of the head after all that running.
He sacrificed his own pacifistic existence to save another's.
He killed him with a single blow. He’s a pacifist out of fear of his power
lmaooooo
NPC: "Is someone there?"
Kevin: "No, must have been the wind"
NPC: "Did the wind just say 'must have been the wind'!?"
Kevin: “Yes…”
NPC: “Carry on then”
"Must have been the wind"
@@perkitaseaman3290 what
@@perkitaseaman3290 I can, but your comment was completely irrelevant to the original commenter.
@@perkitaseaman3290 What you just said was not English.
The only person Kevin killed was his companion, even as a pacifist he always finds a way to betray npc's that trust him
But he managed to save the father at the start of the game in Helgen by running past the dragon. He didn't do it on purpose though.
Definition of pacifist: refuses all forms of violence
Kevin’s definition: I can’t kill them but I can lead them into situations that cause death
Kevin "I can't kill them but I can pay someone (in stolen money) to do it for me" and Mumbo "I can't kill them but I can place this explosive on their head and push them into spikes" Killsalot Jumbo really are the same breed uh
more like a "passivist"
@@mahatmaniggandhi2898 "jerkifist"
So basically Jigsaw’s logic
The classic Charles Manson method.
True pacifism is making others do the killing for you
Hey Patterz you watch kevin too xD
@just do it just report you? Ok
Ymfah moment
ya and then from what I learned from Kevin.. "accidentally" killing the person you hired to do the killing for you
Well, that's certainly the Twitter SJWs philosophy
I like this mercenary lady. Dude comes up to her, looking like a bad wood carving, asks for help, doesn't have money, comes back a few days later with money, tells her to kill one dude, and then asks her for her hand in marriage- and she's like, yeah, sure, why not, that's grand.
"looking like a bad wood carving" I can't😂😂😂😂
@@achristiannerd6333 @CawAreYouDoin? I am adding that one permanently to my Roster of Insults 😁
@@Replica_Films2000 I am honoured 😅
Her entire deal is that she loves killing people and considers it the finest art, you couldn’t make up how funny it is that Kevin happened to choose her of all people without realising
@@atheaus3917 what a perfe *dies of laugther and gets ressurected immediately halfway through the sentence*t Pair hahahaha
Kevin: Today we playing as a pacifist.
My brain: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Inconceivable!
“Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid or something like that?”
“Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
@@barrymanning4861 Did Princess Bride predict the future like The Simpsons?
Bot stole your comment.
According to the almighty statistics, Scared has only killed one person
Just made a new character and made him an argonian named "not-on-the-list" so the imperial who says "He's not on the list" sounds like hes scared of me.
You stole this joke
@@teaz3139 The person you saw make this joke probably did too, what does it matter?
@@atheaus3917 ell for one, the one who stole it is a bot.
@@thewanderingmistnull2451 A bot who plays Dead By Daylight in their spare time? …Mike, is there something you need to tell us? It’s okay, we accept you as a person even if you can’t tell whether or not there are bikes in pictures
@@teaz3139
You stole this "You stole this joke" comment.
Bride: "I do, now & forever."
Groom: "Can I have that 500 gold back?"
slightly unrelated but i used to think grooms were brooms as a kid
@@nameless2844 They are when you're bold enough.
Even as a pacifist, Kevin cannot stop himself from killing his friend... oh no
The real pacifism is the friends we killed along the way.
That's why I'm worried when he starts every video with "Hey there FRIENDS"
7:07
Is this a jojo reference?
He started the video with “hey there friends” 😂
"Playing Skyrim as a pacifist is funnier than it should be"
Strangely enough, I think being a pacifist is becoming Kevin's new addiction
Times have changed
Jim will be a pacifist soon, he will never kill again
@just do it Who sends fax anymore when you can just email or text the person.
Agreed
@@retrobossarcade3524 lol
I love how quickly Kevin managed to actually kill someone despite being a pacifist; due to the age old problem of accidentally punching when you meant to cast a heal spell.
He tried to be a pacifist, but what he did was pass a fist (to his friend).
@@Kyran1996 we've all been there
Kevin was a really good pacifist.
He passed a fist right through Faendal's skull.
kevin silently clapping faendal in the back of the head in the midst of combat and accidentally murdering him is so fucking funny
"clapping faendal in the back of the head" got me wheezing for far longer than it should have.
"What do you want me to carry?
"I'll show you wh- ☠️"
Kevin: “Playing Skyrim as a pacifist is way funnier than it should be”
NPCs: Another day of freedom, but how long will it last
Long enough for his ally to be the only person he accidentally kills
Until he realizes that pacifist doesn't strictly mean no violence
this is his version of rehab
he will relapse, its only a matter of time
Kevin in Skyrim normally: Murders, Steals and causes Chaos
Kevin in Skyrim as a Pacifist: Murders, Steals an causes Chaos
Why do I get the feeling that Kevin keeps being a pacifist to compensate for something extremely evil he’s planning
I mean there's only one thing that the internet considers more evil than grilling a baby.
*grilling a dog*
I think compensation for upcoming evil is only 1% of the cake: he's done so much evil that he'll need to do good the rest of his life to "compensate" :D
Hot dogs! And baby back ribs!
you've predicted today's video i guess
Scared was a pacifist and the one time he wasn’t was to kill his companion 😭😂😂
Origin story
Why do I want Kevin, to do a full playthrough of this game as a Pacifist, constantly getting Companions to aid him.
We all know he would get married steal the wedding ring, sell it and kill his spouse for profit
Companion kills counts as your kills and if you want to do the main quest and the dlcs. Alduin is an essential character such is Harkon, so you have to kill them directly yourself. If you are interested yoz can watch Ymfah who does challenges like this, in his pacifist run he had to atleast kill one character I think, I forgot if he managed to do it completely pacifist.
He should start investing into illusion magic to get people to kill eachother
@@ozzmen4494 You're taking things a bit too literally and too deep, my friend.
Ymfah did a video on beating skyrim without getting any kills. It's pretty good if you haven't seen it.
I think it's hilarious that Kevin actively avoided starting the Thieves Guild questline and that just so happens to be one of the easiest ways to play as a pacifist
He literally played as a thief, and did a better job than the "we got no luck so let's sit around and drink in the sewer club."
me: having bad day
kevin: hey there friends
me: having good day
Skyrim tip: avoid walking over bones, those will hurt you
Flawless game
I always pictured the player tripping on them and getting whacked in the shin by loose ribs
@@JennWanderer I want to picture this forever
@@beingweirdisnormal8409 it helps if you imagine them saying "I'm just going to walk in a straight line, and if any bones get in my way, it's their oooooooowwwwn fault!!!"
@@JennWanderer "I AM THE DRAGONBORN, I DO NOT COWER BEFORE A PILE OF BONES!"
Kevin: I have this huge list of games I haven't even opened.
Also Kevin: let's play something I've already played, but a little bit different
Me: I'll watch any video from Kevin, as they always bring me joy
His Skyrim series is definitely one of my favorites along with red dead redemption
you could technically buy an early spell like muffle from farengar, and just spam it to level up, put all points into magic, level up illusion and restoration as much a possible. double cast heal self and heal other and make a follower do everything for you, and sneak about with illusion spells, head over to the college right away for invisibility from the dark elf lol. you really could pacifist this game. I fear 'Dad' in f4 wont get off so easy.
Was gonna say this, I did a restoration/sneak run once when I was bored
Sorry I did restoration and conjuration with sneak
Calm down Skyrim freak
@@flausensieb this is a completely relevant comment with helpful information for people who don’t know this game well. Go be miserable somewhere else please
I’m doing a stealth dark elf illusion conjugation mage it’s fun as fuck
Skyrim creators: the point of the game is to be an epic warrior
Kevin: I think I'll become a pacifist in this game and have an elf do my killings
Imagine kevin barging into the morgue going "DO YOU DO MARRAIGE!?"
Meanwhile, someone barging into a church: DO YOU DO POISON?
@@DeathnoteBB Ah a fellow person of culture
NPC: "is someone there"
Kevin: "No no must of been the wind goodbye"
NPC: uhh?
Honestly the NPC's of Skyrim would probably be like: "Oh yeah, you're right mysterious voice, no need to worry"
@@hedmeddig they’d then proceeded to walk into a wall for a good couple minutes.
@@hedmeddig Yeah 🤣
*must have.
sorry mate, I know this is a common mistake, but I don't really understand why "must of" exists...
@@xxMaro92xx Must of been personal preference
Just passing through, sorry. I'm a pass-ifist. Was that Kevin just being big brained or unintentionally punny? Asking because he usually gives us a "see what I did there" when it comes to puns
Or a LAUGH light
Even when Kevin's a pacifist he still causes destruction. Maybe that car gave him super powers?
nah, he made a pact with Jim Pickens.
@@newfacepaula Jim brought him back in return for eternal servitude
Kevin playing into the Fool archetype by accidentally killing his companion the first time he actively tries to take something into his own hands. Chef's kiss.
Kevin's niche is playing games the exact opposite way they are intended to be played
'im a pacifist i dont kill anyone'
*proceeds to murder the only person whos trying to help him*
It was for the greater cause
you should play Fallout New Vegas as a Murderer who kills everyone, since in that game you can literally kill every main character and the game will still work
the fact that he spent so long trying to avoid a fight and then breaks that vow just to KO his companion and dip im Howlingggg
i like this pattern emerging where you leave all the dirty work to your companion while you stand by just stirring things up as a self proclaimed pacifist
-Kevin not using the command button for his companions
-Me crying in anguish of how painful this is too watch
That triggered me so much, that I quit watching the video
Before watching it: if it’s anything like a “pacifist” in fallout just invest in conjuring xD
Scared: "I will roleplay as a pacifist by that I mean I'll have others do the killings for me"
*Join the Thalmor faction hidden quest unlocked*
‘Violence is never the answer’ should be changed to
‘violence is usually the answer’- CallMeKevin
It’s more grounding
"Violence is never the answer unless you can someone else to do it for you, in which case it is always the answer."
Is THAT why I never get the right answer? Here I was, thinking I can’t do anything right and I never know the answer, but I found it where I least expected. VIOLENCE IS THE ANSWER!
"I gotta make the most innocent or pathetic looking person ever."
*makes something that looks like me*
😟
Lmao
This made me LOL im so sorry
Lookin like a van gogh painting
@@manowa3395 LMAOO
Damn, he should've pronounced "scared" the same way the name "Jared" is pronounced. Missed opportunity
My name is Jared, I'm 19, I never Fucking learned how to read
@@possums154 do you pronounce it "Jared" or "Jared"?
@@Chris-rm5wm Jared I think correct me if I'm wrong
@Joshua Roehl bruh stop the sneaky advertisement for this trash song
@@krisw9526 interesting, for me it's kinda like with "gif" and "gif"
If only Kevin joined the Theives Guild, they're not overly fond of murder. And if he had married he could have used the partner as a companion
kevin as a pacifist is a concept i still struggle to understand
He struggles with it too apparently since he murdered his friend with his own hands at the start.
Still hella chaotic and that's his essence
5:46 Who’s gonna time travel to tell Kevin that Skyrim has a command follower dialogue option that lets you tell them to attack enemies
I love kevin and his consistent uploads. Its so relieving to sit down after a long hard day and enjoy his videos and forget about life for a while
i thought ur pfp was patrick bateman
The pacifist used his paci-fist to kill his own friend to save a bandit. What a lad.
Kevin: what if I get married and mooch off my wife
Don't see why not Kevin you did it in Bitlife as Sugar Baby
I love how Kevin just went "UWU" at 2:49
I feel deeply disturbed by the fact Kevin has been more of a pacifist recently
I created a pacifist character 2 years ago and she's been working out fine. There are a LOT of quests I can't do so instead of killing I either sneak past everyone or let followers do it for me
Day 449 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game
Yess he really should
You are strong my friend
good luck. i gave up after 100 days of asking kevin to play bowser's big bean burrito
You have my Support... In form of one Like... It ain't much.. But it's honest work
Do it.
The fact that the only damage he directly causes was to sucker punch his own follower in the back while the follower is fighting a bandit chief for him, and ends up killing the follower, just makes this whole thing hilarious.
I'm reluctantly asking Kevin to play Monkey Island "TM" when I'd rather just enjoy the video.
I love the fact that even when he does a non-violent run, Kevin is still evil
I still find it weird Kevin playing as a pacifist in games
NPCs: nope don't believe it
“Playing Skyrim as a pacifist”
Scared - king hits fandel
You know its gonna be a good video when Kevin has created a weird looking character in a game.
Sadly, it's not a weird beard.
13:56 "I don't supposed you're interested in the leg of a goat that has been in my backpack for a few days?"
I almost spat m drink all over my desk I cannot stop laughing the cut to that conversation was artistic.
I just want to say these past few weeks have been an absolute battle for me, but oh how my heart lifted to see Kevin post a video. Kevin, you've been a ray of twisted sunshine in a very difficult time. Thank you so much for all the demented content, it makes me smile every day
" I need someone really pathetic "
*picks wood elf*
With a face like that all his mother could say before dying was "scared", and the doctor believed she was naming him...
"All you had to do was follow the damn spiders, Harry!" - Hagrid
It's times like this I wish I could tell Kevin he can order his companion to attack for him without getting hit in the face multiple times.
Wow! This is the most romantic thing I've seen since Super Seducer.
Now I'm thinking about playing Skyrim as a realistic pacifist, using violence only for self defense.
I love how Kevin doesn’t know he coulda just gotten a free companion by speaking to the Jarl of Whiterun haha
Lydia does not deserve to suffer the cruel fate that is scared
He would have had to kill a dragon
Love the implication that you think Scared would survive getting the dragonstone on his own
16:12 scared the hell out of me lol
The fact that he didn’t know he could *tell* his follow to attack was sad but amusing
Kevin: I'mma pacifist
7:08 Kevin: I'mma pass-a-fist.
I look forward to when he starts playing GTA5 as pacifist and spends 32 hours in a mission
If he adds chaos mod it can be a full 24 hour stream. Just the intro mission
when scared hit faendal with like 1hp I cried laughing. I almost choked. I haven't laughed that hard in months thank you
I laughed so hard I cried when he accidentally killed Faendal; the running commentary is hilarious!
What a sweet tale. A man went from rags to riches (metaphorically), all while not hitting anyone
Scared even sounds scared when he gets hurt.
Stealth and Illusion. Literally a fudgmuppet build
Because illusion makes stealth an afterthought.
Hagrid to Harry "All you had to do was follow the damn spiders, Harry!!"
Imagine Kevin doing an actual pacifist run with illusion and conjuration spells
College has been stressing me out lately so I decided to take a break and watch this, sooo glad I did because @7:08 I couldn’t stop laughing. Thanks Kevin!
Day 48 of asking Kevin to play Boyfriend Dungeon.
Day 3 of wishing Kevin and Anna a safe and refreshing holiday.
Day 1 of asking Kevin to play “therapy with dr. albert krueger”
Kevin delivered a letter so that Fendal could be with the love of his life only to take him away. Then while they were away and at his weakest point he punched Fendal to death
The treasure maps are made in the style of old frontier maps where it wasnt top down/bird's eye. They made them from the perspective of wherever they were standing.
I'm a pacifist
*left hooks Faendal in the back of the head and kills him while he's fighting the boss*
I love how Kevin always plays games the way their not supposed to be played.
"Scared" was named this way when his mother saw him for the first time, it was an instant reaction.
I've never seen Kevin being a pacifist more than once, I hope he's doing ok
(S)pain has changed him
Right when the video ended I realized that he just spent the entire video trying to kill three bandits
i'd love to see a continuation of the pacifist run if ur willing to continue , you should try conjuration , alteration and illusion magic
and restoration to heal up your companion.
All we had to do was follow the damn spiders, Harry!
Last time I was this early, Kevin killed everyone equally.
2:39, "Hey, you. Yeah, follow me. I gotta bring you somewhere where something else can kill you, cuz I am a pacifist." Classic
Dayyy 70 of asking Kevin to do another "Baking Bad"
Yesterday is over...
Yeaaas I miss those videos 🤣
Kevin: makes the most depressing looking fellow possible
NPC: "Are you married? You look married"
"Playing Skyrim as a pacifist is way funnier than it should be"
More like...
*bore ragnarok*
More like ring of fire
@@IamaPERSON Ring of fire? More like bore Ragnarok
Current subs 70 how many can I get?
@@zeditz1081 I'm reporting you
Plays as a pacifist and goes round stealing stuff to make money.
Refuses to talk to member of Thieves Guild in Riften who would pay him to do pacifist stuff.
Comedy gold.
“If I get a companion, they can do the killing and I’m still a pacifist!” -The Doctor
"You'll marry me. I thought that would cost extra."
Had me in stitched Kevin.
Looks like grilling and eating a baby has had too much of a burden. And being the Irish Catholic he is; he has decided to be a pacifist.
*Jim Pickens won't be happy with that*
0:01 kevin is jesus second coming confirmed
Day 60 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey
He's already insane we dont need to torture him
Mumbo Jumbo: "Finally, a worthy opponent, our [Peacefull Talk] will be legendary!"