The Legend of Spurt - A Critical Role Fanimatic
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- Опубліковано 20 лют 2019
- Directed by Quentin Tarantino, now 50% more spoiler free
Source Audio is from C2E50 of Critical Role
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Spurt gave them a parting gift. A part of him here, a part of him there, and a part waaaay up there on the ceiling
And the Nein will always have Spurt with them... because blood is impossible to get out of clothes
Don't forget on their shoes.
Is that a Kung Fu Panda 2 reference
Bc if so, nice
And if not
Also nice
He was the first Kobold PC. Now he is the first 100 Kobold PCs.
A part that just so happened to fly directly into the Haversack
"How long have you lived down here?"
"ELEVEN DAYS."
"How long do Kobolds usually live?"
"ELEVEN DAYS."
Saying it now...Spurt was a prophet.
I think he was using the kobold inventor stats verbatim and probably figured that unless Matt kept rolling nat 1s he was gonna die
@@giraffedragon6110 He wasn't meant to last long. Chris didn't want to actually play, he'd said.
"Men are but flesh and blood; they know their doom, but not the hour. In this, I am blessed to know the hour of my death... to meet my apportioned fate, then fall."
@@HasturTheOzonBoozer
Did you just quote motherfucking elder scrolls?
@@TheVeryAngryShrimp certainly did! That's one of my favourite quotes from the entire TES series, and I love how well it fit 😂
I now have a headcannon that Caduceus has a funny bone for death-related puns.
Gallows humor!
He made a death-related pun when he was introduced!
well he is a Grave Cleric
He does make dead people tea.
He is a grave cleric after all.
"You dead, I WIN!!!"
cakeinyoface6 *WHUMP*
*SPLAT*
Leilani Kailani NOOOOOOOOOOO!
@@lakedoessomething702 *SPURT*
And there's goes spurt
Spurt was like the candle that burns twice as bright for half as long.
Akira Myuki
Or, like, one-fifth as long...
Maybe one-tenth......
Probably one-tenth.....
@@aidanjohnson4637 one eleventh
If it was an inverse relationship, Spurt would've been a Supernova.
Burn bright, young Kobold.
@@aidanjohnson4637 roughly 3/10,000 if spurt's estimate of his own age can be believed. so spurt burned like a goddamn blue giant star.
Spurt's basically a stick of dynamite.
(Went out with a bang, too).
Them: “Do you wanna follow us to the light at the end of the tunnel?”
Spurt: “Oh yes!” *Gets crushed by giant*
Well at least he died haveing friends
@@dominiccanady4629 his last companion was eaten by a green slime too
"How long do Kobolds live?" "11 Days!"
He wasn't wrong.
Lj Spike something about this had me wheezing on my fucking side
*I shall be thy 1000th like*
You know...maybe it was a good idea not to keep kiri
The Nosey Artist I’m suddenly a lot more worried for nugget and sprinkles...
@@Gray963 that weasel has been underwater, through so many fights I'm surprised that fucker still lives!
@@thenosieyartist6924 Matt is a merciful god and a big animal lover. I think he'd have difficulty being that cruel.
Maybe
Sochikki haha I get it he’s Merciful
I think "yeah, that's the one" is lowkey the funniest spurt line.
He uses the slime that ate his brother as a weapon.
I'm aware of that thanks
Perkins will do that every once in a while, simultaneously subverting expectations by just outright admitting and pulling back the curtain, showing the wires, but also expanding on the universe he's created in the adventure by hinting that the players can influence that same world if they buy into the fact that while there ARE wires, its best if everyone pretends they're hidden. All in a simple, "yeah, that's the one".
It was honestly such good improv, too. Perkins said the thing about his brother, then Marisha started running with it and Perkins went in for the slam dunk. You love to see it.
Agreed:3
The funniest thing is that kobolds can live 120 years
Isaac Bankston goddammit does *everything* in D&D have a longer lifespan than humans?
@@auzpayeur8229 Half Orcs only live 75 years.
Kobolds can live up to a 120 years but most are lucky to live to see 2.
@@auzpayeur8229 tiefling's shorter then human
Auz Payeur I think Dragon born and Tieflings have about the same life spans.
"he lived as he was meant to live. Very briefly."
-Matt Mercer
God damn it Kanekuo. Stop making Nott incrementally more cute in each you make her. It’s already too good
Srly, would't be surprised if they caused Nott lewds to increase exponentially with each video
Nott is a girl?!
@@AnimeWolf5193 yes........ that was stated very clarley in the first episode, and she is always reffered to as "she", so either are you trolling or you are not paying attention very well X)
@@ruboen96 Nott being played by Sam Riegel (a male) might have caused some confusion there.
@@mathunit1 You cant have watch much of season two and not know that Nott is girl.... He obviusly has seen enough to know the character, otherwise why would he be suprised? So, as stated, either he is trolling or he does not pay attention very well.
The pure horror on everyone's faces is completely accurate... and completely heartbreaking... ;-;
When witnessing a death makes a grave domain cleric to the Wild Mother look like 1:14 that's some fucked up shit.
Aww, no need to be sad. I'm sure he died doing what he loved.
and quite funny
I mean, Spurt's player loved making Spurt spurt.
Just the “my boy”
The fastest and best PC guest run ever
If I remember rightly, this was supposed to just be an NPC, but Matt got Chris to do this just as a joke.
@@EightThreeEight That would make sense. Based on everything he described he was just running around with the Kobold inventor statblock. CR 1/4 in a party of 8th level adventurers. Never stood a chance.
@@EightThreeEight Though it'd be funnier to imagine Chris was offered a chance to play and he just flipped to random creature and went: "that one".
Traumatise the group speedrun (glitchless)
The title of "Fastest" was overturned recently by Rab Agg!
Spurt's still the best though.
You have an uncanny ability to make every character either adorable or beautiful. It scares me. Please, continue.
Player's handbook: A mere glance at this hideous creature has driven the strongest of wills to utter madness in a matter of seconds
Bird boi: Haha, THICC GO BRRRRRR
Caduceus's face is like, "...I don't think I can fix that."
Me at the start of the video: :D
Me at the end of the video: D:
that
Precisely.
me and you both
Spurt by the end of the video: 💩
D:
:D
That splat sound was just *chef's kiss*
Chef’s kiss?
Alexander Rangel
The kind of kissing motion that Italians, chefs and Italian chefs do when something is truly _bellissimo_
It was both that and utterly torturous simultaneously. I think I actually screamed a bit from the sound of that squish, I wasn't expecting it.
Twasn't merely a splat.
It was a Spurt~
I think that Fjord had the most realistic response to the situation out of anybody in the mighty nein, just the true panic in that response. "I run over to the wall, and like, lean against it and shrink down!" That is somebody who feels helpless and doesn't know what to do about it, which is exactly what those types of situations feel like.
Your character designs seem so unbelievably alive. I love the style, the designs, the timings of the changes in expression... Everything!
Not Spurt anymore.
@@camramaster TOO SOON
Help, that fire giant is too pretty
Same with nott 0_0
I call the Monster Manual the Waifu Catalogue for a reason.
This animator’s only cemented that reason
@@hawke7471 But the fire giant in the MM is just a fat Ganondorf.
Fearon Hawke Girlfriend Grimoire
@Nash Robert That’s why you don’t adhere to the images they give you.
Get Creative, if you know what I mean...
*Wink Wink*
0:31 of course the Grave Domain find that funny. And look how sinister Beau is as she deliver the line
hc that Caduceus is a master of dark humor to help people cope XD
@@siobhannicolson5566 well, i think Taliesin has to after see how people handle & audience react to Molly's death
Do you know where is the original video/podcast?
@@lucasvidallusca3355 ua-cam.com/video/XC0_a0nVxhw/v-deo.html . Cant believe i send the wrong link all this time
He cant be a grave domain serving Melora because grave isnt one of her domains, so he is a dumbass for breaking the rules and needs to choose a different god/goddess
Beware the splash zone.
You mean the Spurt zone.
Remember kids. Magic might remove the physical mess, but never the emotional mess.
Piccolo: RED FLAG!
:P
RIP Spurt, you died as you lived: loudly.
Everyone's expressions here were perfect. I love the interweaving of in-character and (somewhat) out of character reactions.
I like the forshadowing of when he say 11 days, he died few hours later.
I almost get the feeling that Matt and the guest planned this character to die in that way exactly.
Not to mention the unintentional foreshadowing of "Would you like to follow us to the light at the end of the tunnel?".
11th hour character
IWatch4Story 11th day*
Then the other layer of it, because he followed them to the light at the end of the tunnel.
"MY BOOOY! MY BOOOOY!" xD
Poor Nott
Nott: See how they massacred my boy...
"D'aww, Spurt's so adorable. I hope he'll be able to stick around the party for other sessions. :D Aww, look, he's helping in the fi--"
*SPLAT*
D: ...................
"That's cutest fucking thing I've ever seen"
*SPLAT*
*audible pain and tears*
"MY BOOOOOOOY!"
Rip Spurt....
In the arms of the angels...
Fllllyyyyyy away...
Inquisitor Thomas, more like in the bucket of an angel
@@thedoomofred5174 I was thinking more like the Mork and Mindy show...
- Mork with an egg -
Fly, be free!
- Mork tosses the egg up -
- egg falls to the counter smashing apart -
@@billstephens396 SPLAT!
That was the voice we always did when referencing Mork & Mindy.
Fly!
Be Free!
SPLAT!
oh he flew over there...and there...and there
You making Cad lose it same as Tal gave me so much joy xD
Ikr, that was one of the best parts lmao
"You made Caduceus laugh!"
It was perfect! And the lean on Fjord
@@CrisSelene It's so Tal I love it
Its glorious
the "You dead! I win!" was probably the best moment of Spurt's entire existence... and about 0.2 seconds later the goriest...
While I had a blast with this entire thing, I have to say that seeing Cadeceus, usually the calm and collected member of the group, falling over himself laughing was just so wonderful and my favorite part of this animation
SPURT NOOOOOO
MY BOOOY
@@S-Flo *OUR BOY*
SPURT YEEEESSSSS!!!
Spurt maybe...
Sad!
Everybody relax, Kobolds believe in reincarnation!
Spurt's not gone forever!
Spurt reincarnates as an actual dragon.
Who, upon learning to fly, immediately gets smashed by a giant hammer.
@@Horseshoecrabwarrior who remembers the mighty nein from his past life, and becomes a dragonling companion. who fortunately does NOT get splatted because a dragonling is tougher than an entire trib of kobolds.
@@Horseshoecrabwarrior lmao, third campaign they fight a red dragon named spurt
got 11 more days
Holy shit this is beautiful, I'm so glad you drew Caduceus losing his shit at Beau because Taliesin's breakdown at that point was my favourite bit of the episode and you caught it so well!
can we appreciate Matt's incredible bee-throwing sound effects
Yes someone finally animated the short existence of one of the best Kobolds to ever live.
Don't forget Obongo, the second best kobold
I WASNT EXPECTING HOW QUICK THE HAMMER WAS GONNA DROP ON SPURT OMG
Neither was spurt
I love kobolds
I'm thinking of making a group of kobold bards, dubbing them The Koband.
Will they be the Ko-bane of someone's existence?
@@overworkedkitten4399 If they are then they need to be bards. Or fighters with shotguns.
Imagine kobolds.
I love the fact that Matt uses "Gallagher" as a verb.
First off: Fjord with stubble is kind of hot.
Second off: Fire Giant girl REALLY hot
Literally.
hopefully he keeps the stubble and grows a beard.
...........is it just me that wants that?
.............................ok, ill show myself out now.....
@@evilanimegenious I kind of feel like Fjord hasn't earned a full beard yet, he needs to live through more shit, because a beard on Fjord would be kind of a reflection of his life look on him, and he is not there. He needs to stop freaking touching everything before he earns a beard, but he is at the perfect place for 5 o' clock shadow that just stays that way.
@@Jeremiah90526 yeah, that makes sense. Now, we talking full on beard for fjord or a smaller, more well kept/stylized beard? I think I'd prefer the latter
@@Jeremiah90526 yea, matt's description of fjord is still of a young handsome, maybe mostly human half orc, just a little roughed. I wonder if travis wants fjord to have a beard though haha, maybe they find another belt..
God this is fantastically dark
Everyone's facial expressions are so good, love your art man!!
Fjord awkwardly patting Caduceus is such an amazing call. Headcanon'd SO HARD
"What's the worst thing you've seen?"
"My brother got eaten by a green slime"
"Like... the one in that bottle??"
"Yeah, that's the one!"
"Oh, ok..."
Im in the floor lmao 😂
This is genuinely the Funniest thing I’ve seen all week.
Thank you.
THIS IS WHAT WE'VE ALL NEEDED SINCE IT HAPPENED. This honestly perfectly captures what happened and is amazing. Thank you so much for this jewel of an animation.
extremely dark humor but still hilarious. spurt was born to die. fucking cruel.
@@taddad2641 that's Perkins for you.
The legend says, "You can still hear the ghost of spurt shouting... ELEVEN DAYS! in those tunnels."
Spurt brought more joy into the world in 11 days than most of us do in an entire lifetime
0:52 that fire giant is pretty... hot
Shity puns aside, you really have a knack for drawing attractive characters, i love it!
Ikr? Kanekuo is pretty good at that. His art style really makes characters handsome as hell. Keep it up Kanekuo!
i would say "10/10 would bang" but i play as a bard so it doesn't have the same effect...
@@erayergi am I the only person who plays a proper bard with sass, sarcasm, and shade as his defining traits and not being the biggest slut possible? why does everyone have to play a slutty bard? what's so interesting about it? please explain, I just don't see it.
@@evilanimegenious it's cuz musicians are massive sluts in real life so why not in fantasy. That's why scanlan is a great bard. Properly slutty and sassy with a hint of darkness that makes his groupies swoon.
@@evilanimegenious it's all about the endless possibilities and seducing anything and everything you see is the most harmless thing, at least most of the times :D also you have godly persuasion so you can convince almost anyone to do anything :D
- Wanna be a ruler? Sure!
- Wanna seduce some ancient dragon? Did that last week :D
- Out-seduce a succubus! B.tch pls :D :D :D
But when you keep sassing people nobody will like you and after a while you're gonna sass someone you shouldn't, like a noble, a general, a king/emperor and you're gonna be in trouble :D
RIP Spurt. You where at the table for 20 min
It is a new record.
Here lies Spurt, spawn of Chris Perkins, the first guest to have their character die so quickly.
Kanekuo thank you for this and all your animations it's like almost exactly how i picture it in my head except a thousand times better with all the details you put in
John Wick: Hey has anyone seen my kobold Spurt?
Giant: *sweats*
*oh shit*
Spurt was the best character they met
I just discovered these - wonderful work! Thanks for posting them.
Hot damn! Excellent timing on some excellent art!
He really followed the light at the of the tunel.... literally and metaphorically.
When he said 11 days, I knew I'm going to injoy this!
How long does it take to make a single frame for these?
*ELEVEN DAYS!!!*
"And how long do you live for?"
*"ELEVEN DAYS!!!"*
I love your art in these, and this episode was so funny
I think the Blood splatter is what really ties this together!
Thank you this was great.
I like this. This is good.
Agreed
"You're dead!
I win!!"
Get's immediately crushed
Fire giant bae: no u
This was wonderfully done. (I'm especially in love with the facial expressions for Caduceus. They fit so incredibley well.)
RIP Spurt, you brave brave soul. TwT
ELEVEN DAYS!
I love your art style so much this is exactly how I picture the characters
Whoooooooo~ Kanekuo, you definitely did this scene justice! Much, much better than I imagined. ....Time to watch this on repeat!
I'm tempted to watch this entire season to see this part
I love love love love kobolds
Kobolds are such good boys!!! Favorite race by far!
Me too!
Currently playing a Kobold Rogue.
Much less dead than Spurt.
Though he probably should be considering a certain situation he found himself in.
So so good
OMg sooo good, i was in tears, ty, ur great as usual
Gosh your style is pleasant, it's just so nice to look at :) mixed with critical shenanigans and its perfection!
I've played this video 5 times already. I love it.
SPURT NOOOOOO
REST IN SPAGHETTI, NEVER FORGETTI
this made me CRY laughing when it happened so i immediately had to look up an animatic and you have truly done this justice. caduceus laughing into fjord's shoulder really did it for me honestly
YES! I've been hoping this would get animated! Thank you : D
That scene was comedy gold, you turned it into gold in it's own right lmao
I was hoping someone would do this scene. Thank you for this.
I love all of the guests, and they leave huge impacts on the game, whether they played for a short time or a long time. Perkins played for a short time and left a crater. It was random and wonderful.
This is such an awesome anmation to a hilarious scene. Your drawing style is amasing and you manage to really bring emotions and life to the characters.
You good sir are a goddamn saint. Thank you for animating this beautiful moment.
I love kobolds! This clip is hilarious!! RIP! Love your arts and vids, keep up the quality good work!!!!
Your art style is amazing this is so cool
I've watched this clip close to a dozen time and I'm always reduced to tears. This is arguably one of th funniest videos I've ever seen.
The first thing i see coming home from work, i needed this.
Love you man
Oh god I’m
So happy you did this your amazing
To this day remains one of if not my favourite Critical Role animation. Love the work! :D
I just finished watching episode 1 of this campaign (decided to try this whole thing out for the first time). I shouldn't be watching these spoiler animatics but I'm glad I saw this one. Gives me something to look towards.
Spurt...now I get it.
Another super well done video!^^ dang the emotion on their faces when that hammer got lifted. Yeowch! Well done!^^
Love your animation style. Hope to see more.
Your kobold is absolutely adorable!
ELEVEN DAYS!!!! loved that episode and love this animation
So funny when watching it live, your animatic does it an incredible amount of justice. Absolutely hilarious
good lord this was such a good moment look how fast you did it
"He's near the end of his life." - EPIC FORESHADOWING
This Jester is so gorgeous omw
okay wait also everyone else
And Caduceus dying of laughter made me sooooo happy 😁
I love how you draw Spurt! He is adorable. So is Nott! Your style in general is amazing.
sso well drawn even for an animatic, thank you for making this it was hillarious
I love how Spurt didn’t even last 30 minutes