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  • @_NIKOS9_NIKOS
    @_NIKOS9_NIKOS 4 роки тому +6151

    The next day the pirate was like: BLOODY HELL! I CANT BELIEVE I GAVE ME BEST KNIFE TO A WHALE!!!

  • @JuliaFrancisEmilyLouise
    @JuliaFrancisEmilyLouise 3 роки тому +4698

    That is the best description of Australian culture I've ever heard "it's not bullying if everyone does it"

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 3 роки тому +106

      When he said that I'm like, Yepp, That's Aussies for you!!
      I came here as a posh pom and got heaps of shit for my snotty accent, my fear of giant spiders, alarm at the sun's heat, and even the way I dressed (from London, I was about 10 years ahead of Australians at the time, mullets were hilariously old fashioned and bumpkin to my eyes) . And he's right everyone was equally rude, I was so confused! Then I realised I needed to give heaps of shit back,once I did that then suddenly I was in. One of the gang. An Aussie. It's like a right of passage, the real citizenship test.😁

    • @S1L3NTK1LL3R51
      @S1L3NTK1LL3R51 3 роки тому +53

      Unfortunately it’s not quite like that anymore so much political correctness nowadays :/

    • @schuesslerlauren
      @schuesslerlauren 3 роки тому +7

      I want to go so bad

    • @S1L3NTK1LL3R51
      @S1L3NTK1LL3R51 3 роки тому +17

      @@schuesslerlauren it is quite nice here depending on where you go but up in Queensland has more sun/beach activities whilst Melbourne and Sydney have some more things to do and explore

    • @schuesslerlauren
      @schuesslerlauren 3 роки тому +6

      @@S1L3NTK1LL3R51 I wanna go so bad... 😭

  • @01sentiiack
    @01sentiiack 4 роки тому +3248

    Therapists in Australia: *Yeah, sucks to be u m8.*

    • @HamisGood12
      @HamisGood12 4 роки тому +39

      This is so true.

    • @petethecat4356
      @petethecat4356 4 роки тому +6

      Damn

    • @od...2252
      @od...2252 4 роки тому +1

      XD

    • @sighrd
      @sighrd 4 роки тому +62

      We are a nation that considers the word an acceptable thing to call your dearest friend. Australian therapy would sound something like "Dry your eyes princess, take a shot of concrete and harden the fuck up". As an Aussie expat living in the USA, I have to admit there was some...culture shock in this regard...

    • @mercentperrault
      @mercentperrault 4 роки тому +4

      It's more like “Sucks to be yoo might.”

  • @GerryMeyer
    @GerryMeyer 4 місяці тому +36

    Aussies are the most hospitable people. I spent the happiest time of my life in Perth WA, and later on in beautiful Sidney NSW. They treated me like a king. They were friendly and open, showing me around making sure I would see it all, enjoy the scenery, the beaches, the Victorian houses in Glebe, their cuisine specialties, they invited me to their home. Great memories.

  • @squizzy3617
    @squizzy3617 4 роки тому +1593

    As an Australian, this bit never gets old, and it's 100% genuine

    • @impa7125
      @impa7125 4 роки тому +3

      He left out the airport tho :(

    • @Persuess
      @Persuess 4 роки тому +4

      AUSTRALIA FOREVER

    • @garyjones5406
      @garyjones5406 4 роки тому +10

      Err no , unfortunately its garnished with bullshit old mate. I can tell you that after sharing 3 bottles of Bundy you aren't going to be capable of eating or leaving the building standing up....a quiet corner , anywhere , is where you will be found next morning.

    • @squizzy3617
      @squizzy3617 4 роки тому +14

      @@garyjones5406 you just dont know how to drink maybe?
      Larger blokes tend to have a higger tolerance to alcohol also 🤷‍♂️
      The questionable part... is whether you could palate that much bundy rum

    • @babbsd7235
      @babbsd7235 4 роки тому +2

      I've always wanted to go for a visit. I'd fit right in!

  • @ethanrobinson5858
    @ethanrobinson5858 4 роки тому +298

    As an Australian. Watching this video never ever gets old. We take the piss out of everyone and anyone. And what Fluffy said is true "It's not bullying if everyone does it". 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

    • @michaelellams9105
      @michaelellams9105 2 роки тому +3

      And I loved the....its just cheese mate. As an Aussie so true.

    • @msharonuk
      @msharonuk 2 роки тому +7

      You need to see what the world thinks of Australians after two years of COVID. People trapped in their own State, unable to leave the country. South China.

    • @gooberpeas535
      @gooberpeas535 2 роки тому

      I've never liked Australians.

    • @indraneelpotnis8523
      @indraneelpotnis8523 2 роки тому

      so everyone roams around with a catheter ?

    • @andofb
      @andofb 2 роки тому +4

      No one will ridicule you for being fat at the beach though. We are good in that regard.

  • @bcdushman
    @bcdushman 4 роки тому +88

    A few years(+) ago we drove from Phoenix, AZ to Universal City, CA to see Fluffy perform. Took my 84 year old Mother and Family and off we went. Great memories of my Mom laughing over and over at Fluffy as he performed. Ah, good memories of my Mom... Thanks Fluffy.

    • @letyhaynes
      @letyhaynes 2 роки тому +3

      My dad likes him, too...and he's not keen on comedians. He calls him "el fluffy.
      When I visited Australia with three other girls, the guys there referred to our American accent as "TV English".
      Australia reminds me of the USA in the 80s. We had a great time. If I had to live in another country I'd choose Canada or Australia. I also speak Spanish and running words together is common in all languages. For example. "Onta?" Is "donde esta?" And of course, that is accompanied by a raising of the chin and eyebrows ; )

    • @mcmuskie2563
      @mcmuskie2563 2 роки тому +1

      Haha, sounds great to me. As a Canadian that’s been to Australia numerous times, this is actually how it sounds. Some have a stronger accent then others, such as
      boggens. I’ve been to Newfoundland as well, and it’s actually similar, if you can believe it…

    • @Mav_F
      @Mav_F 2 роки тому

      @@mcmuskie2563 Haha Bogans, are uneducated and unemployed people and dress like they are homeless, etc. If you go into rural towns and the deeper you go, the stronger the accent. The people in the city and suburbs around the city have a mixed accents. Melbourne and Sydney have the almost identical accent, Queensland has theirs but Darwin and northern Queensland are almost the same. Adelaide has more British pronouncing words than other states. You can hear it if you listen. It's getting harder now because of the mixed cultures and other influences eg other countries' tv programs.

  • @RockyRxx
    @RockyRxx 2 роки тому +721

    I am an Indian in Australia and I can confirm Aussies are the most amazing people on the planet. You can practically start a conversation with a stranger anywhere and you’ll love it. I am a proud Aussie now ❤

    • @starwyn7
      @starwyn7 2 роки тому +17

      That’s so nice to hear Rox, happy to have you here 😊

    • @KEJAD1AN
      @KEJAD1AN 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah mate 💛💚

    • @dearbrad1996
      @dearbrad1996 2 роки тому +14

      Don't you think there are too many Indians in Australia? You love India so why leave it?

    • @dearbrad1996
      @dearbrad1996 2 роки тому +2

      @I C U 069 fellow Aussies? There's no such thing. You been sold a porky pie, me lovely

    • @starwyn7
      @starwyn7 2 роки тому +25

      @@dearbrad1996 he didn’t say he loved India

  • @jenniferrambocus3383
    @jenniferrambocus3383 3 роки тому +1554

    His Aussie accent isn't too bad
    " a drunk pirate under water"
    🤣

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei 3 роки тому +2

      I'm not even going to ask how you come up with that comparison!

    • @SpennyBoi
      @SpennyBoi 3 роки тому +11

      Actually it’s “ a drunk pirate on drugs with a spider in their mouth” the spiders give us the raspiness.

    • @costag7241
      @costag7241 3 роки тому +4

      It’s darn good considering he has a distinct American accent that didn’t follow

    • @charcoalblues.6121
      @charcoalblues.6121 3 роки тому +1

      I"ve never heard either

    • @LukiO4500
      @LukiO4500 2 роки тому +8

      In Australia we call them "Bogans"

  • @peterkings4807
    @peterkings4807 4 роки тому +71

    I am in debt to an Australian guy. My life would have continued to be hell if it was not for this Teacher from Melbourne, Australia! All the Australians 🇦🇺❤, love from India 🇮🇳❤

    • @brendanfarthing
      @brendanfarthing 4 роки тому +5

      Let's talk cricket. That'll really confuse the Americans! :D

    • @peterkings4807
      @peterkings4807 4 роки тому +1

      @Flown off thank you! This is so amazing! I haven't found a single Australian who was not nice to me..... Yet 😂❤❤

    • @peterkings4807
      @peterkings4807 4 роки тому

      @Rodney McMinge 😅😆😆 may be that's why she is your EX mother in law

    • @Paul-cr7qm
      @Paul-cr7qm 2 роки тому

      Love back from Australia :)

  • @Giveme1goodreason
    @Giveme1goodreason 2 роки тому +612

    One of my friends from Canada summed it up like this.
    “Australia is the only place I’ve been where I don’t feel like I’m walking on egg shells to protect peoples feelings. If you don’t want to be called a spaz. Don’t be a spaz.”

    • @shakesfirst2443
      @shakesfirst2443 2 роки тому +13

      Yeah, that's true. We have rude (()ntz here. But we don't use the word spaz unless unless you are a (()nt too.

    • @maryclaudiapitman
      @maryclaudiapitman 2 роки тому +1

      Oh, you'd be surprised, as one of them...especially around the teenagers

    • @Giveme1goodreason
      @Giveme1goodreason 2 роки тому

      @@shakesfirst2443 I call cunts, spastics all the time, don’t like it? Don’t do spastic stuff🤷🏼‍♂️

    • @SpektrikMusic
      @SpektrikMusic 2 роки тому +4

      just don't go to Melbourne

    • @adumbchicken8022
      @adumbchicken8022 2 роки тому

      @@shakesfirst2443 it’s spelt cunt

  • @Shagoneful
    @Shagoneful 18 днів тому +16

    its been such an amazing journey getting to enjoy of this amazing and beautiful country.
    as a chilean, who came on 2020 right before the border close, without know what to expect from this land, never been told about anything about here, let me tell you that after 5 years I´m about to get my PR...i can just thank to life to put me in this amazing place and gave me the chance to become one more of them. thanks Australia.

  • @Ellllliiiiiiee27
    @Ellllliiiiiiee27 4 роки тому +7316

    I’m glad someone with a platform finally let America know we don’t drink fosters 😂

    • @edwaggoner7403
      @edwaggoner7403 4 роки тому +84

      Years ago I was given a Fosters oil can while partying on a sailboat in the Chesapeake Bay.
      Took couple of sips then when none were looking. Hope the fish did not get drunk.
      Spent 2 weeks in Townsville, Australia in early 70's while in the navy. Wonderful people there.

    • @richardhoffman5769
      @richardhoffman5769 4 роки тому +32

      Do you guys still have those giant beers?

    • @shanwall1544
      @shanwall1544 4 роки тому +27

      Richard Hoffman You mean the Darwin stubby? Or the long necks?

    • @derrickguffey4775
      @derrickguffey4775 4 роки тому +38

      Who in the hell even came up with fosters being an Australian beer I have an Aussie friend who never even heard of Foster's

    • @eclecticsoul2359
      @eclecticsoul2359 4 роки тому +26

      Ed Waggoner, hi 👋🏻 from 🇦🇺I live in Townsville, they mostly drink “XXXX” beer (pronounced, four x) or “Bundeburg Rum”.
      But it depends on which State you are from. I’m originally from Tasmania and there it’s “Cascade larger”, in Victoria it’s “Victoria Bitter” or VB for short.

  • @columbinafan
    @columbinafan 2 роки тому +50

    As an Australian,
    Seeing video's about people's first visit to Australia always makes me smile especially when they start talking about differences, really fun

  • @extrogio3671
    @extrogio3671 4 роки тому +3069

    Imagine going to Australia, eating at McDonald’s, and some big dude is cutting cheeseburgers with a pocket knife.
    Love ya Fluffy!

    • @Cadeo646
      @Cadeo646 4 роки тому +6

      ExtroGio never happens g from down under

    • @harleyvanderfeen2075
      @harleyvanderfeen2075 4 роки тому +12

      That’s not a thing in Australia but it would be funny

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 роки тому +6

      🔪 🍔

    • @samanthapeters8314
      @samanthapeters8314 4 роки тому +38

      I'm in Australia. It's against the law to have a pocket knife in public, unless there's a good reason like when fishing. Flick knives are illegal. I have a small pocket knife for eating. When I got the pocket knife I registered it with the police.
      I've used my pocket knife at McDonald's, and pizza restaurants.

    • @silverhawk8699
      @silverhawk8699 4 роки тому +7

      If anybody would, it's Fluffy!

  • @geoguru32
    @geoguru32 2 роки тому +424

    I am Australian! Glad you love us Fluffy! Your accent is spot on!

    • @christangey
      @christangey 2 роки тому +17

      Seriously? On what planet is this Australia that you live in?

    • @HopperNation
      @HopperNation 2 роки тому +2

      @@christangey ikr 😂😂

    • @rilley548
      @rilley548 2 роки тому +16

      I’m an Aussie and that is 100% how we don’t talk

    • @rilley548
      @rilley548 2 роки тому +2

      @@christangeyhonestly

    • @theatonementsight
      @theatonementsight 2 роки тому +11

      Seriously!!! I thought his accent was pretty crap actually. I've rarely heard a Yank do a decent cover.

  • @TreasureHuntingNana
    @TreasureHuntingNana 3 роки тому +453

    "it's not bullying if everyone does it" NAILED IT!

    • @donaldmoore9306
      @donaldmoore9306 3 роки тому +1

      Oh yes that’s true. How are you doing. Hope you are fine and staying safe out there?

    • @nunyabiz6925
      @nunyabiz6925 3 роки тому +3

      That’s what my husband’s family told me when I first visited them lol

  • @blindoutlaw
    @blindoutlaw 4 роки тому +1602

    Fun fact.
    At every Australian pub. There’s always “the knife guy”

    • @Real_gandalf
      @Real_gandalf 3 роки тому +69

      And then the: ”Well im not here to fuck spiders” Guy

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 3 роки тому +10

      reminds me of the movie crocodile dundee

    • @bjjkidsbjjkidzbjjkidsbjjki5689
      @bjjkidsbjjkidzbjjkidsbjjki5689 3 роки тому +9

      And the knife guy who was before the first knife guy

    • @vanguardRailgun924
      @vanguardRailgun924 3 роки тому +29

      “That’s not a knife THIS is a Knife”

    • @brirandall2894
      @brirandall2894 3 роки тому +19

      @@vanguardRailgun924 I personally am good friends with the bloke who made that knife prop for the movie. I've held the replica double up he made. He's also a saddler by trade. Awesome bloke. Gday Gazza!

  • @ShadowNymph2010
    @ShadowNymph2010 4 роки тому +665

    They called him a name and left... that doesn’t mean he wasn’t liked, he was probably their best mate 😂

    • @AndrewFishman
      @AndrewFishman 4 роки тому +6

      LoL, yeah.

    • @burrumgirl1
      @burrumgirl1 4 роки тому +52

      Yea, the word starting with "c" is a term of endearment over here, as in " How ya goin ya old c***"😲😅😄😃😂

    • @AndrewFishman
      @AndrewFishman 4 роки тому +66

      @@burrumgirl1 well, partially true. The C word over here is in fact versatile. It CAN mean a term of endearment, "how ya going c***?" HOWEVER, it can also be a term of derision "You are just a low c***" or hate "F*** off, C***". It can also be used as a descriptor, "that was a C*** act, you C***". In fact, you can string it with other swear word to get a truly expressive work of art going whilst cursing "MuthaF***ing, C***ing piece of shit!!!"
      So, do not be bound by convention and use it only as a term of endearment. Realise the word's full potential. Use it proudly, often and at completely inappropriate times and places and you shall soar to the very bottom of the Bogan class, and you know, for them, the bottom is the height of their ambition ;)

    • @DaprJack
      @DaprJack 2 роки тому +6

      @@AndrewFishman You can also string it into other phrases or words "Clustercunt" "Procrasticunt" "Dumb-Cunt"

    • @FuckGoogle2
      @FuckGoogle2 2 роки тому +2

      Even if they called him a bogan?

  • @peterblakers5075
    @peterblakers5075 2 роки тому +724

    As an Aussie I endorse this message ( although we don't call it McDonalds we call it "Macca's")

  • @tobystone3696
    @tobystone3696 4 роки тому +529

    Something bad happens;
    Everyone: Holy Shit!!!!!
    Aussie: That doesn't look good.

    • @ggbux7910
      @ggbux7910 4 роки тому +10

      you forgot the mate at the end. lol

    • @jello1977
      @jello1977 4 роки тому +19

      Steal all your jokes from Carl Barron, or just this one?

    • @mikldude9376
      @mikldude9376 4 роки тому +10

      And dont forget an aussie description of something good ..... " its not bad " :) .

    • @frederickgobby8262
      @frederickgobby8262 4 роки тому +2

      Shit happens hey mate

    • @AndrewFishman
      @AndrewFishman 4 роки тому +5

      @@mikldude9376 No point getting excited about things, too bloody hot.

  • @TheMissiIe
    @TheMissiIe 3 роки тому +4366

    Aussies are the perfect mix of UK's humour, Canadia's friendliness, Russia's drinking and Texas' non-political-correctness

    • @mcmoose64
      @mcmoose64 3 роки тому +328

      As an Aussie who has been out drinking with Canadians , Britt's , Texans , and Russians , I think you have nailed it .

    • @robross180
      @robross180 3 роки тому +123

      HAHAHAHA🤣. Spot on mate..❤ from Oz 🇦🇺. Ps... they're trying to break our spirit at the moment, but I guess you guys over there know what happens when you poke a bear. It's going to end in tears.

    • @Kernatex
      @Kernatex 2 роки тому +89

      Yeah well, the political correctness thing is slowly going out the windows but spot on I reckon

    • @techyy9962
      @techyy9962 2 роки тому +17

      Spot on mate, best life style ay

    • @evidentlynew2213
      @evidentlynew2213 2 роки тому +7

      Eh uh there Bud, ya know Ik you are not a Canuck uhm, I'd say Newf, but it's Canada.

  • @tdgransit9091
    @tdgransit9091 4 роки тому +211

    It makes me so happy to hear people cheer for non-PC. Renews my hope for this world.
    -A Canadian

    • @lawlerscorner4420
      @lawlerscorner4420 3 роки тому +9

      canadians are just aussies with an american accent

    • @lawlerscorner4420
      @lawlerscorner4420 3 роки тому +9

      @Mort the Lemur It takes awhile to distinguish between a canadian and americian accent. When canadians visit australia they get pissed if you call them yanks lmao

    • @ickebins6948
      @ickebins6948 3 роки тому +3

      Well there is a difference in not being PC and just shouting stupid bullcrap to piss other people of...
      But that art is lost in the US atleast

    • @richardbeckenbaugh1805
      @richardbeckenbaugh1805 3 роки тому +4

      @@lawlerscorner4420 Americans get mad when you call them yanks. I am from the pacific northwest and yanks are people who come from the east coast and try to tell us how to live our lives. They are generally ignorant of how things work here and make a godawful mess and then blame us. I am not a yank and have no desire to be one. Here, it is an insult.

    • @lawlerscorner4420
      @lawlerscorner4420 3 роки тому +4

      @@richardbeckenbaugh1805 Lmao My bad mate no insult intended it is just one of the milder terms we use to describe Americans :)

  • @sheilasydneynotyerbizniz2933
    @sheilasydneynotyerbizniz2933 2 роки тому +59

    As a Dutch person who lived with her Aussie relatives in Sydney for a year, this made me think back to how I felt so at home in Australia. Dutch ppl are generally very outspoken and direct as well, but then combined with all those beaches and perfect climate Australia felt like home 2.0 😁

    • @jimmyohara2601
      @jimmyohara2601 2 роки тому +3

      & 200 times bigger than your home 01 😁

    • @ab-bc2gr
      @ab-bc2gr 2 роки тому +3

      Aussies aren't as tight with their dough as the Dutch.

    • @sheilasydneynotyerbizniz2933
      @sheilasydneynotyerbizniz2933 2 роки тому +6

      @@ab-bc2gr that's a silly stereotypical remark. You obviously have not lived in both countries. Dutch ppl are just as frugal as Aussies drink Foster's Lager every day. Oh and newsflash: we don't wear clogs neither live in windmills.

  • @wilrobles9824
    @wilrobles9824 3 роки тому +87

    I love how his comedy skits are smooth, natural and flawless

  • @Deepakrajwilson
    @Deepakrajwilson 4 роки тому +51

    ​I love this man so much, such a good human..!! He makes my day whenever I'm in some sort of sadness or something like that. Thank you Fluffy..

  • @jnlstoredropshipping9343
    @jnlstoredropshipping9343 2 місяці тому +8

    I freaking love Australians, very great people.

  • @jacobmclaren6625
    @jacobmclaren6625 2 роки тому +129

    Lol 😂 I was born in that town Bundaberg locals and most Australians call it Bundy. Now I’m living in Bondi, Sydney and I’m having the time of life!

    • @BeczaBot
      @BeczaBot 2 роки тому +2

      From Bundy to Bondi

    • @Looking-great
      @Looking-great 2 роки тому

      Bondi. Pftt. Eastern wanker. Stay there

    • @elliotharris3965
      @elliotharris3965 2 роки тому

      Not gonna lie mate, Bundy is shit. I was there for work and there's fuck all to do other than fish and drink

    • @elliotharris3965
      @elliotharris3965 2 роки тому +5

      Now I mention it, it doesn't seem all that bad. Why the fuck does every man and his dog wear a BCF fishing shirt though?

    • @rileysmall4317
      @rileysmall4317 2 роки тому +3

      ​@@elliotharris3965 because they are the best for mitigating sweat. The shirt is breatheable.

  • @guardrailbiter
    @guardrailbiter 3 роки тому +99

    Fluffy has done a wonderful job surrounding himself with people who really know how to get him to do what's in his own best interest. Fluffy's not mad that his manager sometimes treats him like a toddler because Fluffy understands that sometimes that's the -best- only way to talk to him. :-)

  • @crazzyhobbys6584
    @crazzyhobbys6584 4 роки тому +2661

    I live in Australia an every thing he says is 💯 percent true

    • @isas6473
      @isas6473 4 роки тому +19

      Thanks for sharing that

    • @jayzumaki9998
      @jayzumaki9998 4 роки тому +25

      Everything but the fact that it's a continent and not a country 0:01

    • @nightwing8944
      @nightwing8944 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah mate so true I'm in aus as well

    • @sangitamishra6215
      @sangitamishra6215 4 роки тому +109

      @@jayzumaki9998 it's both a country and a continent

    • @jayzumaki9998
      @jayzumaki9998 4 роки тому +8

      @@sangitamishra6215 Thanks for that😁

  • @Dessociative
    @Dessociative 3 роки тому +172

    I feel that he would have gotten a better laugh from an Australian audience because I definitely understood what he was talking about! Love it. Appreciate the accurate depiction of our country. Also a very good Aussie accent yah got there, mate! 😎

    • @SimonBrisbane
      @SimonBrisbane 2 роки тому +1

      Except PC is infecting society down under big time now. Gender neutral language, transgender prominence, welcome to country garbage. This current generation are going 100% woke.

  • @booperpotpie9634
    @booperpotpie9634 2 роки тому +43

    This is true amongst Australians.
    While aboard a touring boat in the San Francisco Bay, a very kind older gentleman from Australia pulled a gold kangaroo pin from his lapel and gave it to my brother after striking up a conversation with him. Half a century later, he still has it.

  • @jonathanfike2625
    @jonathanfike2625 4 роки тому +91

    “It’s not bullying if everyone does it” 😂😂

    • @way2dumb
      @way2dumb 8 місяців тому

      Actually, that is the essence of bullying. If you see two friends cling each other names, that's normal. If someone else called one of them that name, the other would defend his friend. So don't come to Australia and start throwing around derogatory terms unless you want to visit the hospital Emergency Room.

  • @conoromullane4435
    @conoromullane4435 3 роки тому +433

    One of the best Australian accents performed by an American. Not spot on, but a whole lot better then most 🤣

    • @jasonhuang6332
      @jasonhuang6332 2 роки тому +13

      It's always bogan but his ones definitely had nuance too.

    • @radioforum
      @radioforum 2 роки тому +3

      I think he is terrible.

    • @michaeldurbridge880
      @michaeldurbridge880 2 роки тому +3

      Funny how they make us all sound like bogans

    • @xymonau2468
      @xymonau2468 2 роки тому +1

      Not even close.

    • @dreadapostle
      @dreadapostle 2 роки тому +4

      @@michaeldurbridge880 the truth is all aussie's are a little bit bogan. We just vary how much we show to the world.

  • @lonetravellerfilms5476
    @lonetravellerfilms5476 4 роки тому +8

    When the whole world is going through very bad times,This angel is spreading happiness around the world.

    • @getchasome6230
      @getchasome6230 4 роки тому +1

      Nah, the world's pretty much over it now. Just the Democrats here in america have a lot to gain by it being exaggerated

  • @Meesamitch
    @Meesamitch 2 роки тому +69

    As an Aussie the only warning sign you need to look out for is when someone calls you champ 😂. That is generally the indication you might have gone over the line

    • @alank1220
      @alank1220 2 роки тому +12

      Or "mate" with _that_ sort of tone.

    • @cbscbs9090
      @cbscbs9090 2 роки тому +12

      Chief and champ are neck and neck

    • @Meesamitch
      @Meesamitch 2 роки тому +2

      Both very true

    • @klaiejah
      @klaiejah 2 роки тому +2

      I call most blokes champ in a nice way just to be friendly.

    • @Sub0x-x40
      @Sub0x-x40 2 роки тому

      being called a champ is like being put on the pedo in some places

  • @bandywallop
    @bandywallop 3 роки тому +158

    That’s how you know you’re accepted in Australia, if someone makes fun of you 🤷‍♂️

  • @Mikowmer
    @Mikowmer 4 роки тому +602

    Jokes on him, most of our Macca's are open 24/7.

    • @Ishlacorrin
      @Ishlacorrin 4 роки тому +15

      Well, they were before the pandemic... now not so much.

    • @Omashu2425
      @Omashu2425 4 роки тому +1

      EXACTLY

    • @KrispyChicken7
      @KrispyChicken7 4 роки тому +2

      Haha so true

    • @KeshetAylonit
      @KeshetAylonit 4 роки тому +28

      My guess is it was his tour managers way to get him to leave sooner, and that there was a consequence if he didn’t.

    • @ConcernedResident_GiantStack
      @ConcernedResident_GiantStack 4 роки тому +11

      ya'll call them "Macca's"? LOL Almost as funny as the way the Brits say "par-tay" ha!

  • @mzamroni
    @mzamroni 4 роки тому +385

    Fluffy: I'm not fat. I'm just fluffy.
    Earth: I'm not flat. I'm just damn round

    • @sparrovski
      @sparrovski 4 роки тому +2

      About the same curve too

    • @peikkojumala
      @peikkojumala 4 роки тому

      Some might say Earth is just a bit globular

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 4 роки тому +7

      Flat earthers all around the globe just got triggered.

    • @demogorgonzola
      @demogorgonzola 4 роки тому +2

      Funny thing, there are planets categorized as "fluffy": _super-puffs: planets as fluffy as cotton candy. As their confectionary name suggests, these planets are as lightweight as cotton candy-literally. The fluffy globes are the lowest density exoplanets ever discovered beyond Earth’s solar system - with masses only a few times larger than Earth’s but radii larger than Neptune, giving them very low mean densities._

    • @MetalMusicManiac
      @MetalMusicManiac 3 роки тому +1

      Earth isn't just round it's type 2 diabetic

  • @kerrigunn3561
    @kerrigunn3561 2 роки тому +59

    I’m Australian… (Queenslander) and I love this.. we don’t drink Fosters.. and that Bundy Rum is called “Mother’s milk” in our household. And I love that we can all take the piss out of each other and no one gets offended.

    • @melilifabulosa5505
      @melilifabulosa5505 2 роки тому +4

      QUEENSLANDERRRRR

    • @tillstar74
      @tillstar74 2 роки тому +1

      The only thing I disagree with 3 bottles of Bundy rum. Maybe RTDs

    • @partymanau
      @partymanau 8 місяців тому

      Its also known as Fightin Juice.

  • @probablynotanagent5594
    @probablynotanagent5594 4 роки тому +318

    I spent a month on R&R in Australia after coming home from deployment with the air force and....it was the best fucking month of my life hahaha.

    • @swissshepherd1186
      @swissshepherd1186 4 роки тому +1

      We Do Import

    • @julieinthenorthwest4594
      @julieinthenorthwest4594 4 роки тому +24

      Did a Army exchange with the Aussies in 1989 (could've been 1990). One infantry company with a platoon of attachments (ENG, Arty, MI, MPs...). Went to their jungle warfare center in Queensland (East of the Gold Coast...Canugra [sic]) for 3 weeks then a day in the Gold Coast before flying down to Sydney (Holsworthy or Hallsworthy barracks). We had one Aussie per 3 America soldiers showing us the sites until we ask where are the clubs, Kings Cross. Clubs and ... It seemed every Aussie I danced with, ask me if I was Navy. They were surprised when I told them I was Army and that they had a unit up in Hawai'i whille we were down there. When we finally got 4 days off, a reserved Aussie medic invited three of us to his home and dinner with his parents in Canberra, ACT. Loved it!

    • @ThroughYourWindow
      @ThroughYourWindow 3 роки тому +5

      @@julieinthenorthwest4594 Yep pretty much on the money - Holsworthy is right and Canungra west of the Gold Coast. Not being piccy just confirming for you. Havagoodun.

    • @julieinthenorthwest4594
      @julieinthenorthwest4594 3 роки тому +9

      @Wayne Morphett Yeppers...Dates don't matter, only what ya doing or has done (actions). When people find out I'm retired Army, the question of "what's best place you've been?" comes up. I tell them Australia. Really loved Canberra.

    • @thethirdman225
      @thethirdman225 3 роки тому +15

      Didja pulla root?

  • @MrsGreen_Apple
    @MrsGreen_Apple 4 роки тому +94

    I love the way that the Australians have changed the pronunciation of their words. Their English is so different to our american English. Like our Mexican Spanish is so different than the Spanish they speak in the Caribians.
    I just love languages and all the funny mixups there are.

    • @snarkymatt585
      @snarkymatt585 4 роки тому +32

      Hey Yank ever stopped to think it's you lot that have the changed pronunciation? Seeing you lot changed the spelling on so many English words it's only fair to assume it's you doing the mispronunciation 😝

    • @theflamethrower867
      @theflamethrower867 4 роки тому +3

      Matt Finkel damn

    • @MrsGreen_Apple
      @MrsGreen_Apple 4 роки тому +15

      @@snarkymatt585 My great great grandma was indigenous to North America. She told me a story she heard all her life, of the people that were so badly treated in England. She said that those poor people that came to live to America, hated England so much that they decided to change the way they talked, weight, measure distance and removed many customs of the ways they lived.
      Maybe that is also why Australians don't talk English like the grits do. They too have a different accent. Some people say Grits & Ausies sound the same. I still don't think that Australians sound like the Brits. All the people that lives in American now, come from all parts of the world.

    • @snarkymatt585
      @snarkymatt585 4 роки тому +7

      @@theflamethrower867 Fluffy warned you that we are like this lol.

    • @snarkymatt585
      @snarkymatt585 4 роки тому +17

      @@MrsGreen_Apple what's weird about it? You said Aussies changed the pronouncation of words and I'm putting it back on you that perhaps it's you lot that have the funny pronunciation because your American English is so much more different to standard English than Australian English is. What's weird about that? I'm challenging your apparent belief that your American linguistic norms are correct somehow even though American English is itself a deviation from the original standard English. As for Aussies sounding different to Brits well of course we do but accent differences aren't particularly quite the same as pronunciation differences and I'd dare to say that on average most Australians' pronunciation is closer to Recieved Pronunciation than that of the average American.
      You know what is weird though? Your second to last sentence... Clearly incredibly few people in the USA came from Australia but what's that got to do with what I said? I was pointing out Americans changed English to American English and that perhaps the differences you made light of are more down to you guys being different to the original standard than to anything we Aussies do linguistically.

  • @chrishorsburgh7054
    @chrishorsburgh7054 4 роки тому +271

    What fluffy didn't know is that he might have only had three bottles, but I betcha old mate had been going since knockoff 😂😂

    • @razorblade136
      @razorblade136 3 роки тому +1

      I'm a Canadian living in Aus 46 yrs, I our beer here is stronger that u s a!

    • @wizardsuth
      @wizardsuth 3 роки тому +11

      @@razorblade136 As they say, American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f**king close to water.

    • @GreekPele
      @GreekPele 3 роки тому +2

      @@razorblade136 beer anywhere in the world is stronger than America’s bro.

    • @rk900sentbycyberlife5
      @rk900sentbycyberlife5 2 роки тому

      How bout Fast but risky?

    • @indigocheetah4172
      @indigocheetah4172 2 роки тому

      @@wizardsuth , ha ha .

  • @mliao1
    @mliao1 2 роки тому +6

    I was in a pub by the beach on the Gold Coast. Some random guy just came up and insulted me, I felt actually affronted so I insulted him back. It wasn't even remotely witty, like on the same level as 'oh yeah at least it's not MY FACE' or something. He laughed super loud like we'd just exchanged compliments and invited me to join him and his friends. Amazing.

  • @frankielynnlucia
    @frankielynnlucia 3 роки тому +66

    I went to Austrailia with a student program the summer before high school. I had bleached my hair to the point it was basically fried with Sun-In. Our like third or fourth night we went to do a couple days of Homestays. Got picked up by the mother and sisters....met the dad later. First words he said to me were "Blond in a Bottle?" (I had to have him repeat it because OMG his accent was thick.) But he grinned and laughed and tossled my hair and they all treated me and the other gal staying there like part of the family. It was amazing.

    • @brookemilthorpe8174
      @brookemilthorpe8174 2 роки тому +5

      blonde in a bottle is in no way an insult Im glad you enjoyed our fair land

    • @barryschwarz
      @barryschwarz 2 роки тому +3

      Hahaha. Bottle blonde is the usual phrase, and yeah it isn't an insult.

    • @frankielynnlucia
      @frankielynnlucia 2 роки тому +6

      @@brookemilthorpe8174 Oh I wasnt insulted it just took me a few minutes to understand what he said. I miss those folks a lot

    • @GGLD888
      @GGLD888 Рік тому

      ​@@frankielynnlucia lol, they know you're not insulted, they're just using as an opportunity for an educational taking the piss moment.
      No need to over explain champ, we're with ya!

  • @fredericrike5974
    @fredericrike5974 3 роки тому +68

    Having got invited to "try the local brews" with several Aussies in Bangkok, you got off light , Gabe! I woke up in a wheelbarrow in the hall of my hotel- with the manager arguing with a local farmer; it turned out my hosts had "borrowed" his wheelbarrow the night before to take me to my hotel (6 or twelve 6% beers are lethal)and had left him a note. Oh, my aching head- such a noise! I gotta go back!

    • @alexgeier7326
      @alexgeier7326 3 роки тому +7

      Fuck man 6 or 12 of those is a quick afternoon at the pub

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 3 роки тому +11

      That's Aussies for you, practical even when very pissed. A wheelbarrow is damn good transport for a mate whose lost 'motor skills'. They must've liked you. 😂🐨

    • @fredericrike5974
      @fredericrike5974 3 роки тому +3

      @@elenawilliams32 Anything to make the tourist dollars flow! Left me with an address for a pub in "Briz Vegas" that has 400 beers on tap! Definitely on my bucket list, but I'm checking the parking lot for any suspicious wheel barrows! FR

    • @fredericrike5974
      @fredericrike5974 3 роки тому +1

      @@alexgeier7326 With encouragement, you can get to a dozen and a half while they down a few dozen more! I have the credit receipts to prove "it can be done"! FR

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 3 роки тому

      @@fredericrike5974 Hahaha! Maybe you should also check those car parks for shopping trolleys. Back when I was underage and drunk as a skunk we took a mate home in a metal supermarket trolley but took a detour through McDonald's drive thru... They actually served us too. The borders are open, just wait a wee bit so the ticket prices settle down. Then come over, I'm in Melbourne, it's worth a look. Sydney and the Gold Coast are obviously massive tourist draw cards because they have everything you think of when picturing Australia. I'm actually from New Zealand originally, if you have the time it's really worth a look. Only 5 million people and over 25 million sheep it's visually stunning and the people are really friendly and super laid back. Enjoy your travels mate. 👍🐨

  • @frosty9855
    @frosty9855 4 роки тому +83

    As an Aussie I love it when you guys attempt our accent.

  • @MsSavagechef
    @MsSavagechef 2 роки тому +15

    I was having a horrid day. Then I watched this. Now everything is better. Thank you, Fluffy.

  • @ojp1837
    @ojp1837 2 роки тому +5

    Gabriel is killing me!! Watch his videos before I go to bed, so ALWAYS have a smile and a giggle in my heart before sleep!! THANK YOU!!

  • @alexyodson5749
    @alexyodson5749 4 роки тому +496

    Our entire culture is based on a "She'll be right" attitude towards life

    • @wintersoldier64
      @wintersoldier64 4 роки тому +2

      Australia and my family in a nutshell

    • @not_proton
      @not_proton 4 роки тому +1

      Not so secret, I feel it every day in school

    • @fredlachy
      @fredlachy 3 роки тому +15

      Except when it comes to a virus with a 5/10000 fatality rate then we become bedwetters.

    • @Sharon-be4df
      @Sharon-be4df 3 роки тому +17

      @@fredlachy not all of us mate 💪🇭🇲

    • @Me-qp8vz
      @Me-qp8vz 3 роки тому +9

      And of course everyone's favorite. "don't worry mate somebody else will fix it"

  • @wyattlagow3134
    @wyattlagow3134 4 роки тому +259

    Yo I can’t wait been binging for like 2 hours
    FLUFFY

  • @rishidadhe8144
    @rishidadhe8144 2 роки тому +462

    As an Aussie, this is 100% accurate

    • @0532MOET
      @0532MOET 2 роки тому +3

      What does that mean?

    • @seanyleey
      @seanyleey 2 роки тому +5

      @@0532MOET "Aussie" is a slang term used by people in their country to refer to themselves as Australians

    • @IDK3679.
      @IDK3679. 2 роки тому +13

      @@ChickityChicken Yes but we don't make the government our number 1 priority unlike America

    • @SoldierOfChristAlmighty
      @SoldierOfChristAlmighty 2 роки тому

      No its not lol

    • @5ertified
      @5ertified 2 роки тому +5

      @@ChickityChicken Yep pretty much like Canada and NZ. Aussies are pretty piss weak when it comes to giving up rights. Successive governments just make more and more regulations and give police more and more power to enforce the new laws. Who let the dogs out? The 1986 Australia act.

  • @NachiTuber
    @NachiTuber 4 роки тому +671

    Oh he's crying, he's crying I bet it tastes like gravy
    Australians' sense of taste is on point
    Omggggg thanks for the likes mah hommies

    • @atheno3720
      @atheno3720 4 роки тому +5

      I thought he would say "I bet it taste like coke"

    • @EweChewBrrr01
      @EweChewBrrr01 4 роки тому +2

      I bet it taste likes Fosters.

    • @engineeringmyth2204
      @engineeringmyth2204 4 роки тому +3

      i'm Australian borne and raised i have no idea what he is going on about when he talks about gravy

    • @snarkymatt585
      @snarkymatt585 4 роки тому +1

      What's with the Yanks and their weird white gravy that they eat with scones?

    • @V4zz33
      @V4zz33 4 роки тому

      You can swap it to Marmite in the UK if you wish.;))

  • @joegreenslade4122
    @joegreenslade4122 3 роки тому +65

    Fosters... Australia's favourite beer in every country but Australia.

    • @macklinwright3966
      @macklinwright3966 3 роки тому +1

      We do love our Bundaberg

    • @joshhowe3477
      @joshhowe3477 3 роки тому +1

      I've lived in Australia for 5 years and never drank or even seen anyone drink fosters during my time here

  • @wondertome2023
    @wondertome2023 4 роки тому +1565

    So basically, Aussies are the British Russians.

    • @rodthurley5343
      @rodthurley5343 4 роки тому +70

      Nyet ....ny... et nyet .yep nyet nyet yeah .... Wanna beer mate

    • @wondertome2023
      @wondertome2023 4 роки тому +28

      @@rodthurley5343 Da, da, mate.

    • @rodthurley5343
      @rodthurley5343 4 роки тому +11

      So mate a you up for a lazy few beers then ?

    • @wondertome2023
      @wondertome2023 4 роки тому +1

      @@rodthurley5343 Aw hell yeah

    • @rodthurley5343
      @rodthurley5343 4 роки тому +14

      @@wondertome2023 eazzy mate steady on.. first , it's just a few beers for starters so we keep the ..ah hell yeah.. for when we hit the shots really hard , then it's all in

  • @C-Here
    @C-Here 2 роки тому +22

    3 bottles of Bundy rum?? I don't think you'd even be able to talk- let alone walk! 😅😅😅

    • @-Oittz-
      @-Oittz- Рік тому +1

      still remembers it all too...

    • @C-Here
      @C-Here Рік тому

      @@-Oittz-
      Lol, maybe had 3 glasses- not bottles... 😳😅😅

    • @-Oittz-
      @-Oittz- Рік тому +1

      @@C-Here wouldnt be surprised tbh, maybe they were them stubbies? lol

    • @C-Here
      @C-Here Рік тому

      @@-Oittz-
      Lol, I think you're right.. 😅

  • @Fed-np9ez
    @Fed-np9ez 2 роки тому +3

    Gabe just seems like a really wholesome guy you just wanna hang and have a pint with. He must've made lots of good friends and memories all over the world! ❤️

  • @alanaisaiah6503
    @alanaisaiah6503 3 роки тому +16

    Just a typical night out for a lot of Australian blokes. The amount of times my brother came home with someone else’s clothes on and not knowing where he got them or where his car was or how his legs got waxed or eyebrows shaved off etc is beyond me. I still remember the morning I woke up and my brother and his mate were all dressed in drag full makeup and all still drinking trying to start the bbq, when I asked him where they went he said ‘no idea but by the look of it we had a great f’in time if only one of us could remember’. They all cheers to that and continued into the next night and day. If only fluffy could stay at someone’s house to get the true feel of a pub crawl 😂😂😂

  • @Undvne
    @Undvne 3 роки тому +18

    I also can't believe how on point he was with the different Australian accents. The second one was definitely the raspy bogan aussie that you meet at the pokies at an RSL club.

  • @anitahartzenberg3212
    @anitahartzenberg3212 2 роки тому +10

    I enjoyed this comedy that doesn't have any vulgar language in it it's truly refreshing thank you so much

  • @gotjesus9652
    @gotjesus9652 4 роки тому +212

    This and music is how I survived thru quarantine 🙏

    • @miriamjouini6013
      @miriamjouini6013 4 роки тому +4

      Me too 😉👊🏽

    • @optimusc8060
      @optimusc8060 4 роки тому +2

      what do you listen to

    • @davorinkrizovnik6514
      @davorinkrizovnik6514 4 роки тому +2

      Me too

    • @gotjesus9652
      @gotjesus9652 4 роки тому +4

      @@optimusc8060 There's alot of stuff that I listen too, Trap Nation is one of them!! If you haven't heard of them, you should check it out!!

    • @sea4cathy
      @sea4cathy 4 роки тому +4

      Impractical Jokers for laughs. Stevie Ray Vaughan

  • @australianmedia7845
    @australianmedia7845 2 роки тому +16

    I honestly cried from laughing so much lol 😂 The first time he done an Australian accent cracked me up, the second time made me laugh a little, and just when I thought that was it, he screams out the funny Aussie accent, you know, the drunk pirate one... Far out, it made me nearly piss my pants laughing.
    This bloke is a legend 😂

  • @SahilKumar-jw7gq
    @SahilKumar-jw7gq 3 роки тому +32

    If you don’t get “It’s A Country Full Of Davies” , it’s because Dave is his driver and Dave doesn’t care about his feelings

  • @Mayfrancisxavier
    @Mayfrancisxavier 2 роки тому +33

    I’m sorry about the beach experience but actually in Australia, the meaner we are means the more we like you. My husband, brother, brother-in-law etc. never stop the insults because they love each other!

  • @nathanielbradford548
    @nathanielbradford548 4 роки тому +51

    Your always welcome back here in Australia mate 👍😊🇦🇺 yeah we’ve all been that level of drunk a few times 😂🤣😂😭😂🤣

    • @MrPaulviles
      @MrPaulviles 3 роки тому

      You haven’t been 3 bottles of Bundy down in 1 sitting! That is 66 standard drinks at 34%! A lot of us have tried but failed to get there!

    • @brookemilthorpe8174
      @brookemilthorpe8174 2 роки тому

      @@MrPaulviles Im hoping since he said it was like coke it was premix cause 3 bottles of straight hed be dead lol

  • @nicholasvalenti4928
    @nicholasvalenti4928 3 роки тому +13

    "I'm going to cut cheeseburgers with this." Gets me every time lol

  • @minxjohannson2036
    @minxjohannson2036 4 роки тому +34

    As an Australian - I love this!

  • @lisanidog8178
    @lisanidog8178 Рік тому +1

    He does accents so well. Gabriel is hysterical. I can watch the same video I’ve seen before and he’s still funny as heck. Fluffy Power!

  • @honorsilverthorne7227
    @honorsilverthorne7227 3 роки тому +5

    I used to live there 😊 I am an honest person, so I loved & appreciated the honesty 💗 Miss ya, Oz‼️💜

  • @naveensingh6459
    @naveensingh6459 4 роки тому +158

    **Mean while**
    ------>The premiere starts

  • @saiprasadejagar6059
    @saiprasadejagar6059 3 роки тому +9

    I don't know how but this man can mimic each and every English Accent in the world.. 😂😂

  • @csl0801
    @csl0801 2 роки тому +20

    As an Aussie, I was chuffed that he proniunced "Aussie" correctly 😂

  • @kristyrodriguez5220
    @kristyrodriguez5220 4 роки тому +5

    This man has to be the best storyteller of this century.
    Is there an award for that?

    • @rwuttke
      @rwuttke 2 роки тому

      And if it starts with Martin, hold onto your hat. :)

  • @vvet70
    @vvet70 4 роки тому +50

    Hey Gabriel, Love your Aussie acsent best one I've heard ever. Hope you come back sometime.

    • @maxmackinlay618
      @maxmackinlay618 4 роки тому +2

      its really on point. does the accent better than most aussies :)

    • @blacknoir3565
      @blacknoir3565 3 роки тому +3

      No he doesn’t you idiots. He’s good if you’re from overseas but it’s pretty shit

    • @timgorton1933
      @timgorton1933 3 роки тому +1

      Sorry mate
      You gotta hand in your Aussie card if you think that’s the best accent you heard ever
      It was pretty terrible

  • @gmun2248
    @gmun2248 4 роки тому +131

    Drunk doesn't describe it... No kidding. I backpacked Australia 20 years ago and I still can't drink tequila shots.
    I'm Scottish.
    Loved it.

    • @Pupuh
      @Pupuh 4 роки тому

      You're a Scot, eh?

    • @BenDover-cz9vm
      @BenDover-cz9vm 4 роки тому

      ‘It’s not bullying if everybody does it’. Yes, he’s been here.

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @peterbrigden2124
    @peterbrigden2124 2 роки тому +3

    Australians are the straightest people in the world, no bullshit straight to the point and no sugarcoating of anything...its a pity the rest of the world dont have the a humour like theirs..

  • @damionneranginui6546
    @damionneranginui6546 3 роки тому +50

    G'day mate. You are a funny C&#t. Brave too. Bundy rum can make you act in all different ways but we recommend only 1 bottle drunk at a time. Shoes can disappear found on roof tops or parks but your mobile can take months to find. Don't ask about keys.

    • @timesthree5757
      @timesthree5757 3 роки тому +1

      So basically the Aussie version of Florida man?

  • @rbrdly
    @rbrdly 4 роки тому +166

    'straya, where you call your mate "c****", and a c**** "Mate"

    • @valaric_ns3000
      @valaric_ns3000 4 роки тому

      It's the bold text that does it for me, hahaha. Stupid UA-cam.

    • @kaindog100
      @kaindog100 3 роки тому

      Hahaha how true!

  • @SirBigzalot
    @SirBigzalot 3 роки тому +28

    When I was 19 my mates and I bought long neck fosters because it was cheap. We ended up mucking around late at night ripping up a school oval in van I used to have. Cut a long story short we got arrested by the police and they gave us crap for drinking fosters 😂

    • @rwuttke
      @rwuttke 2 роки тому +3

      So did you boys cut up the ov..... F**k me are you drinking bloody fosters??

  • @izaahcruz5759
    @izaahcruz5759 2 місяці тому

    1:05 "Oh, he's crying! He's crying!" Was so funny to me 😂

  • @davidpittman4564
    @davidpittman4564 4 роки тому +53

    First time I asked for a Foster's in Australia the waitress said she'd never heard of it. 😆

    • @EchoBravo370
      @EchoBravo370 3 роки тому +2

      I can believe that. It really just isn't a thing in Oz.

    • @AUmarcus
      @AUmarcus 3 роки тому

      Should've asked for Coopers, Cascade or Boags...much better.

    • @lawlerscorner4420
      @lawlerscorner4420 3 роки тому +1

      she was being polite to you

    • @mackaylacook148
      @mackaylacook148 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah we really don't like it, bottle shops have them hidden if they do have it in stock

    • @kevkoala
      @kevkoala 3 роки тому

      Fosters is cats piss...may have been a thing here in the 70s but not now.

  • @samr227
    @samr227 4 роки тому +40

    Having lived in Aus for 18 years, I have still never actually seen Fosters anywhere. Bottle shops, pubs, anywhere. Never seen anyone order it or anything.

    • @snarkymatt585
      @snarkymatt585 4 роки тому +8

      Because it's shit that we Aussies offloaded onto the Poms and they offloaded it onto Yanks with shit taste buds... Mind you Fosters is still probably better than most Yank beer lol.

    • @evanflynn4680
      @evanflynn4680 4 роки тому +1

      I've seen it. The pubs near all the touristy places sell it. Never seen an Australian drink it, though.

    • @ibast1
      @ibast1 4 роки тому +1

      they try it in the market every now and then. Fails because it's just VB without the bitter taste. Take a bad beer and make it worse.

    • @timmcc6899
      @timmcc6899 4 роки тому +1

      Lived here my whole life, all 43 years. The only time I've seen a can of Fosters was the can of it my uncle was buried with LoL

    • @James5127
      @James5127 4 роки тому

      All of the Outback Steakhouses in Australia carry it.

  • @BellefromOz
    @BellefromOz 4 роки тому +37

    I bet when they said the 2 Aussies called him a name, they'd actually called him a bogan.

    • @ii2654
      @ii2654 4 роки тому +1

      Are you blind? He doesn’t look like a bogan.

    • @BellefromOz
      @BellefromOz 4 роки тому +5

      Lol..... are you famiar with Gabriel's story at all?
      The 2 Aussie guys called another Aussie bogan, not Gabe 😂

    • @alexgeier7326
      @alexgeier7326 3 роки тому +3

      Or a drongo or a yobbo or a f@#k knuckle..the possibilities are endless

    • @BellefromOz
      @BellefromOz 3 роки тому

      @@alexgeier7326 veerryyyy true

  • @ladylightvybe4138
    @ladylightvybe4138 2 роки тому +14

    One of the best attempts at an Aussie accent. Fluffy, you're a legend!😅👏💖🇦🇺

  • @Undvne
    @Undvne 3 роки тому +83

    As an Australian, this is pretty spot on, especially if you end up going into rural NSW.

    • @Kernatex
      @Kernatex 2 роки тому +8

      Rural anywhere, not just NSW

    • @brendancolley
      @brendancolley 2 роки тому

      Beat me to it 😂

    • @rilley548
      @rilley548 Рік тому

      Lol I’m from around there. 1 hr from Bathurst

  • @troyhindsley9177
    @troyhindsley9177 3 роки тому +9

    If I could only listen to one comedian for the REST OF MY LIFE , it would be Gabriel “ Fluffy” Iglesias! This man tickles your funny bone so hard it’ll break.

  • @keyan4478
    @keyan4478 4 роки тому +65

    oi lets get fluffy the most likes we can. He deserves it.

  • @Dessert_x_Tat
    @Dessert_x_Tat 2 роки тому +4

    Aussie Accent - You bloody Nailed IT, Mate!

  • @felicitybywater8012
    @felicitybywater8012 2 роки тому +37

    He very neatly nailed the Australian accent. That's pretty good because almost no-one can do it, Stephen Fry excepted.

  • @unknowngaybean.5030
    @unknowngaybean.5030 4 роки тому +33

    Then, he realizes. “Oh shit. The burgers are the size. Of a dollar coin.”

  • @michaelmarkham8065
    @michaelmarkham8065 4 роки тому +205

    He does a great Australian accent.

    • @lythsian
      @lythsian 4 роки тому +6

      What are you French?

    • @lancered4234
      @lancered4234 4 роки тому +5

      He sounds more Australian than Australians. lol.

    • @lynw1623
      @lynw1623 4 роки тому +18

      Lancered I am Aussie and mate he does not.

    • @lynw1623
      @lynw1623 4 роки тому +3

      michael markham Afraid not he sounded Kiwi in there as well as pommie.

    • @iamthebroker
      @iamthebroker 4 роки тому +7

      Unless you’re an Aussie. Was cringey. But he did a fair job- about the same level as Merryl Streep with her dingo line - not good.

  • @floydkingi4364
    @floydkingi4364 2 роки тому +4

    Kiwi here, that's what I like about Australians, they'll take the piss Outta anything and anyone, great sense of humor

  • @DBlotts1520
    @DBlotts1520 3 роки тому +5

    “It’s not bullying if everyone does it”
    Best description of us I’ve ever heard. Where I’m from this is especially true if you meet people in their mid to late 20’s or older. If you’re ever in Australia and you’re in New South Wales, come to the Central Coast beaches; you’ll have a good time

  • @katemiller5990
    @katemiller5990 4 роки тому +38

    If it helps, Fluffy, Aussie blokes tend to tease each other as a (weird 🙃) form of endearment and bonding.
    Please don't expect too much, a high percentage of us are descendents of convicts 😉😆
    Kate from Australia 🇦🇺

    • @splashpit
      @splashpit 4 роки тому +1

      Kate Miller 20% of Australia's current population are descendants of convicts so your assessment of " high" is exaggerated .

    • @WillieStubbs
      @WillieStubbs 4 роки тому +3

      Same way in the American military culture. If you aren't insulting someone, it's because you don't like them or trust them.
      There's always some mama's boy who will turn you in to the commander for hurting their feelings, so no one talks to them
      except about business. The rest of the crew are jabbing and insulting each other because they can take it and they like
      being around each other. No one likes a mama's boy. Political correctness was designed to deal with them and somehow
      half our country became those pieces of crap. That's why we need the draft again. Invent a new war and if that doesn't
      scare the p.c. out of them send them to the front lines... problem solved. America instantly becomes adults again.

    • @WillieStubbs
      @WillieStubbs 4 роки тому +3

      @watergod 83 Watch every Lethal Weapon movie at how Murdock and Riggs interact. If someone gives you a poke you enjoy it because it's pure love then give them some back. Just don't get all Brokeback about it and end up lip locked.

    • @Splitface2811
      @Splitface2811 4 роки тому +4

      @watergod 83 You laugh and give them shit right back. You get to know where the line of how harsh you can be with all your mates and often end up toeing that line quite often, so they aren't "playful" insults.

    • @AndrewFishman
      @AndrewFishman 4 роки тому +4

      Kate from Australia. No, a very high proportion of us are NOT from convict stock at all. Most Australians today come from many subsequent waves of immigration from Scotland, Ireland, Wales, German and later, Italy, Greece etc. And more recently Vietnam, Africa and the Middle East as refugees, and China. I know you were joking, but it is a fallacy and it really does not have any effect on our current societal outlook. In all the people that made up the roots of my family, who have been here since second fleet, it was only the 2 with that fleet, a female convict and a guardsman, who were not here for other reasons. Some came chasing gold at Ballarat, and left and went chasing gold in California a few years later, leaving behind the seedings of one branch of the family. Another branch were Jacobite Scots, not welcome in their homeland. Others were Irish, fleeing English persecution, some were here on settler land grants from the English government. . The point is, most of the early settlers of this land were not convicts, in fact, the USA received more transported convicts in the early days of its colonies than Australia received after the American War of Independence cut off that country as a prison colony.

  • @mariaclaassen299
    @mariaclaassen299 2 роки тому +39

    O my word it's so true. I'm from south Africa. And went on holiday for a holiday. And yea those people have no filters😂but it was one of the best places to visit. It's gorgeous

    • @exit2exist676
      @exit2exist676 2 роки тому +1

      Those people? Try fitting that into another sentence about any other race or culture. Goes to show, we are a race all unto ourseleves. A superior one at that

    • @mariaclaassen299
      @mariaclaassen299 2 роки тому +5

      @@exit2exist676 I wasn't racial. All I meant was they are straight forward people. Nothing mean about that. And also said I love Australia. It's a great place to visit. So calm down. No need to jump to conclusions that quickly. I've got family in Australia. And they love it there. So chill bro. No need to be so sensitive

    • @exit2exist676
      @exit2exist676 2 роки тому +1

      @@mariaclaassen299 I was not implying that U were being racial.
      Simply stating that us Aussies r cool enough to not let that sort of thing bother us. Read the comment again sister. So I guess it's u who needs to relax, step back and chill. Have a great day 😊

    • @mariaclaassen299
      @mariaclaassen299 2 роки тому +1

      @@exit2exist676 I was probably misunderstanding. I do apologize. Have an amazing day. It was nice to meet you🌸

    • @exit2exist676
      @exit2exist676 2 роки тому

      @@mariaclaassen299 no harm no foul. Thanks for replying and the nice sentiment. End of my day here so on to a few beverages. Take care friend 😊

  • @tiffanysmith8460
    @tiffanysmith8460 2 роки тому +1

    Three bottles of Bundy? I salute you, Sir! Honorary Aussie! 🌹❤️

  • @frances3112
    @frances3112 3 роки тому +12

    😂😂 I grew up in Australia and, it's so true, we say whatever we wanna say and, you'll be shocked if you don't know that's what we do 😂

  • @Skeleton_Black
    @Skeleton_Black 2 роки тому +25

    The fosters beer one. i am dying cos it's so true. we make fun of anyone who drinks it. hahaha

    • @0532MOET
      @0532MOET 2 роки тому +1

      It can't be any worse than Carlton draught, Toohey spew, any midstrength beer or any of them new beers 🤢🤮

    • @zingzangspillip1
      @zingzangspillip1 2 роки тому +1

      @@0532MOET What do you like then?

    • @warrenmilford6848
      @warrenmilford6848 2 роки тому

      I've only met one person who drank it, (in his case quite huge quantities), and that was an ex, now deceased Croatian boss of mine, who got here from then communist Yugoslavia in the early '60's. We, unfortunately for me, would always have a couple of cans together after work. I'm more of a XXXX type fella.

    • @TasmaniaIsAHole
      @TasmaniaIsAHole 2 роки тому +1

      @@zingzangspillip1 Not beer obviously.

    • @0532MOET
      @0532MOET Рік тому

      @@zingzangspillip1 Normal beer that is bitter and not disgustingly sweet

  • @Modine.
    @Modine. 2 роки тому +3

    Gab's ability to imitate people is just on another level. 👍

  • @janepebbs4036
    @janepebbs4036 2 роки тому +1

    This is so true. I’m from the UK and I spent two years in Australia 🇦🇺 and I absolutely loved the people 😊