I know the whole game is based on escaping prison...but wouldn't it be funny if there was like a secret "ending" to the game where they let you out on good behavior if you don't get into any trouble and befriend all the guards and inmates lol
Or you befriend everyone and then they just because your servants and let you out when you ask 'Hey can I have all the keys and the white one,yeah take that from the warden'
So I've been researching and I think I have a better means of escape than what I was planning in this episode! But I'll have to be strong.... VERY STRONG! and very clever! But digging under my desk is good anyway cos I can hide stuff there a lot easier and it will come in handy so ALL IS NOT LOST!!!
Just in the background you see him running over to other people's prison cells with foils and timber shoved in his pocket. Then they walk in, look into his desk. See Jack sleeping there cuddled up with all his contraband in bed "They did just tell me to search the drawer so...I'm not getting paid enough for this shit" That needs to be animated right fucking now XD
These are a lot of tips I used to escape this prison myself. 1. If your going to be digging underground, get the woodwork job, as you can get free wood for timber braces if you have a contraband pouch. 2. You don't need to make a pickaxe, you only need forks to get past rocks. It will take longer, but it will be much less expensive. 3. You can dig freely during free period if you put your desk in front of the door, so no one can get in. Unless there's a cell search, you should be free to dig all you want. 4. The best armor I've found you can get is your outfit, duct tape, and a sheet of metal. The best weapon is wire, and 2 timber, which should be easy to get ahold of if your in the woodwork job. These will be very useful for distractions, and beat ups. 5. Don't worry about the generator until you are actually at the fence. 6. The tower guards will not shoot you if your beating up a guard unless your heat is very high. 7. Make your shovel better and better, until you get to a sturdy shovel. You can repair it using duct tape and a sheet of metal. Once you get the sturdy shovel, you can also use it to get past rocks, but make sure it doesn't break. 8. When you do shut the generator off, try to cut through the fence as soon as possible. 9. You do not need to be friends with your inmate until the day before you plan to escape. All you need to do is give him free junk and money, and he will like you fairly soon. 10. Until you have the tunnels, don't buy or take anything you do not need at that very moment, since you'll have no place for your contraband stuff. Hope this helps!
A lighter, fine, a collection of plastic knives, spoons, and forks, okay, a razor blade, harmless... HOLY CRAP! HOT CHOCOLATE/A LOG/SOME FOIL/SILLY PUTTY! 3 DAYS IN SOLITARY! Let's see, there's a guard's outfit, a silver key, a rocket launcher, and a book called How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands in the toilet... Nothing bad in the desk, everything's fine.
In real prisons (as far as I know), logs, foil, and putty could actually be quite dangerous. Aluminum foil does not always cause a metal detector to trigger, and you can start fires with aluminum foil. For logs, that is obvious, and I should not have to explain. Putty can be used to make molds, and I think it can be hardened into various items.
Jack! here is some awesome info to use in this playthrough! a tube of toothpaste can : Deactivate a camera for 30 seconds. 50% per use. You can take the hoe and explore outside the prison with out being caught. The Janitor job lets you go pretty much anywhere in the prison without being yelled for leaving your post. (You will still be caught if found in someones cell.) You can get "tub of bleach" from the gardening toolbox which required to craft "infirmary overalls". A tub of bleach can bleach overalls and then you can add a jar of in to those overalls and you have a free guards outfit! You can make a grappling hook. This item allows you to go over a wall 20% per use (5 uses) This is made with a Grapple head and a length of rope. The grapple head is made with 2x Crowbars and 1 ductape. The length of rope can be bought from prisoners. Sorry if i spoiled some stuff jack... But i hope its usefull!
Some more hints: - Use your shovel or pickaxe until it's almost broken, then upgrade it. If it's fully upgraded already, you can *repair* it that way. - Other inmates will inform against you if they don't like you and find contraband in your desk! I'm not sure if that happens in the 2nd prison or only later on. But if that happens, you're so f****d because the suspicious-meter will go to 99% immediately.
- Come to think of it... I haven't seen anybody searching others' desks in prison 3. I guess that's a thing in prison 4 and later on. - there's no metalwork job in this prison. Your plan of digging is okay and it can work but for digging long tunnels you should get that carpenter job!!! You'll need a lot of wood!
PralinenHerzSchwein update xD I think I got it now... I feel a bit stupid. It seems like a good idea to befriend whoever works at the post office! Because that's the guy who always enters others' cells to bring the letters to their desks. :D
You know, this is painful to watch as I've been playing it myself, and watching Jack's whole series on this, but it's still fun to watch, and seeing all the progression he's gotten throughout the series.
Jack, try giving people weapons, like glass shivs, or sock maces to bring up their OPINION by a TON! Also, give them a contraband pouch. All of these give 9 opinion points
Jack there is nobody better that I would rather meet in the world then you... My life is so fucked and I just can't do anything about it😢 I know you will probably never see this and that I'm probably just blabbing my mouth around for nothing... You mean so much to me you don't understand! You make such a difference in my life everyday and I will never be able to repay you. Millions of people think I over exaggerate how I feel about, but I'm really not. I'm not gay, your just an amazing person who makes differences for everybody every day. I just finished crying away my problems and hope that it gets better in life. I'm not suicidal but life sucks ass all the time. My decisions are never right and... I don't know why I'm talking anymore! Jack if you see this... I don't know what I would want just seeing your videos makes all the fucked shit go away. Thank you Shawn😌
Thing is the internet is full of attention whores, so I cant these kinda comments seriously! That's really the sad thing to be honest. Anyway sorry dood
Jack I love u But here are some tips :D .Do not eat breakfast go work out on speed and shrength .During showers eat food and when fautige is down all the way go back and work out .When you work out also go to the library to read and get Int up ;D .Get as many lighters as possible they come in handy And there are some tips by me ;D
Not that's stupid,but those in the Co-op server might try and assualt you unless there's PvP turned on,which if they make this possible,would be amazing. It'd also be cool to have like a Time Trial Escape. The one to escape the fastest,wins.
A lot of people are asking for more escapists. Well, jack/sean uploads two videos a day. Every 6 videos, it's an escapists episode. So, that's an escapists episode every 3 days. You're welcome, people of the Internet.
By the way, just to point out your sheer awesome BOSSness... you literally just got hundreds of views and comments within minutes, maybe even seconds of posting this... We love you, Jack!
I believe someone said they are not for sure though. but anyways I totally agree they would have to if they did cause they both have been playing the series so be kinda weird not to capitalize on it .
Kilted Gorilla It probably wouldnt be all players just like 2 player co op and if they did they would do sumthin like in minecraft where you cant sleep unless other ppl are.
Jack, if you put illegal stuff into somebody's desk when their cell is being searched, they will be put in solitary (just in case gregg hates you or he doesn't want to like you anymore
What i did when someone didn't want to be my friend in the escapists, if they had a comb or toothbrush, I would make it a shiv and give it back. Hoping guards would take care of him.
Note: This is my favorite series, besides Read Your Comments. I think I was a bit too excited for this video. There is now a hole in my bedroom wall and a broken perfume bottle on the floor. Duct tape powers activate!
TIP: If anyone still plays this game and doesnt know this - penarium barrels are very good for leveling up "opinion". On console and mobile, they increase inmate opinion by 50, guard opinion by 25. On PC, they increase all opinions by 15.
Once upon a time, there was 4 kingdoms. Ketcheque, Tardstard, Relilade, and Salsyup. There was one man from the division of Relilade known as many names. One of which is Jack Sean, a noble of Relilade. One day, our hero was summoned by the king. The green and brown flag flapped above the doorway as Jack Sean entered the large entry way. "Jack Sean..." The king mumbled. "Why hath thou summoned me, O great ruler?" Jack inquired, a slight Irish accent rolling off his tongue. "A great beast has taken many of my citizens. Seeing as you are the strongest noble the kingdom of Relilade, I wish for you to go track the beast." Jack pondered for a moment. "Do you have a lead upon what the great monster looks like?" Jack asked, scratching his stubble. "The few who have lived to tell the tale say they saw a large green orb." Jack Sean had fought many creatures of the night in his life, but never one like the one the king had described. "Yes, my lord. I shall hunt the beast and bring its reign to an end." Jack tracked the beast down, traveling through the other kingdoms, asking about a large green orb. When one fateful day, he stumbled upon a cave, dripping with slime. "I must have found it." He mumbled to himself. "the good citizens of Ketcheque are known for their truthful qualities." He trudged toward the oozing cave, sword drawn, and ready for anything. "Wait!" A single voice cried out. A small man ran up to Jack, holding what seemed to be a scythe. "Jack Sean, I am a messenger of Salsyup. I bring you a gift, known as the Boss Blade. It can kill anything." "Thank you. I will be forever grateful." Replied Jack Sean, admiring the curves blade. Jack cautiously entered the cave, taking each step with extreme care, as there may have been traps. After a few minutes of working his way through the labyrinth of tunnels, Jack heard a noise. He jumped into a cavern only to find him self face to face with... An eye? Jack readied his fighting stance. In the blink of an eye, this one specifically, Jack was thrown and pinned to the wall of the cavern by some unseen force. He threw the Boss Blade, hoping he would land a hit. The blade struck the eye... But it wasn't the scythe that hit it. The handle of the blade harmlessly hit the eye and fell to the cavern floor below it. "This is the end..." Jack thought. The eye approached slowly, nearly a foot from Jack. There was nothing stopping it from devouring Jack whole... Except for one entity that wouldn't let Jack die. With a burst of light, a human silohuette appeared from the blinding rays. With a large M on his cloak, he picked up the scythe... And plunged it into the eye. As the eye screeched and withered away, it's grip on Jack that held him against the wall faded as well. "Who...who are you?" Jack managed to say. "I think you already know the answer to that Jack Sean." "Gandalf...?" Jack asked, dumbfounded. "What? No. Guess again." The being said. " Dumbledore? The Doctor? Wait... You... No it can't be. Are you Sherlock Holmes?" Jack inquired without a clue. "GOSH DANGIT JACK!" He bellowed. "Ugh.. You know what I'll just tell you. I am known as the Markiplier!" "So... No Gandalf?" "What? No!" Jack and Mark returned to their kingdom, happy and unscathed. And they lived happily ever after... Or did they? A small crate amongst many was plotting its revenge for the death of its friend, the septic eye. Tiny Box Tim silently makes arrangements for the heroes they call Jack Sean and Markiplier THE END
Well... wait Conspiracy theory there is two letters in AI and a triangle has 3 sides 3 - 2 = 1 Whats less than one 0.5. 1 + 0.5 = 1.5 lets go back to the AI which is 2 1.5 * 2 = 3. Wait 3 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 0.5 + 0.5 = 13 There is 1 and 3...... ONE EYE AND 3 SIDES!!!! ILLUMANATI CONFIRMED.
BUT WAIT THAR BE MOAR!!! The marionette from fnaf 2 has 10 letters... Five nights at Freddy's when shortened has 4 letters... 10-4=6 ... There are (excluding the marionette and the shadow animatronics and endoskeleton) 2 special animatronics... 6\2=3 there are 3 sidesnto a triangle... 3\3=1... There is 1 eye in iluminati's triangle.......... L00MYNARTY C0NF1RM3D
i know, right? I didn't even watch Mark's latest episode, as I just knew it was going to be a lot of me wondering what the hell Mark is doing. no offense, but the fact that we went into that game expecting to be done with it within a day or two in the game? you can just tell how bad things are going to go from there for Mark.
chabela candy well, lets just hope that out of the who knows how many people who leave comments on his videos, he'll be able to read that comments that will actualy be able to help him get through the game.
jacksepticeye It is of course your choice XDD I just made the realization that "hey can you go beat up mark" would be the funniest thing ever and "felix stole my chocolate bar! go beat him up!" XDDD
Jack, there is no Metalwork job in this prison, only Wood Shop, you think there is but in reality there isn't because they have metal supplies but that doesn't exactly mean what you think!!!
Dear Jack, I hope you read this comment, because you might be interested in doing another prison after this one. I can't be sure, but there might be a SPACE prison in the game. The thing is, it might be in hard mode. If I am right, I challenge YOU to complete that prison. Love, your friend and subscriber, David
And you can also make people pay for the items you give them. There's a button at the bottom of that little selling window where you can raise the amount of money you want fot that item.
Uh, Jack, I should let you know, wire+timber+razorblade makes whip, which equals nunchucks in strength. So, yeah, shouldn't have skipped over that razorblade in the gym since you had everything else already.
TheAbyssWalker The Whip is basically the same as the Nunchucks, but slightly easier to craft as Razorblades tend to be more common than Timber. They also require 10 more intellect to craft, I believe.
Jack this from heart I love your vids and you inspired me to do UA-cam you are the best most boss most important part of my life I said this cuz I want you to know I care for you ( I'm not weird) if you died I would walk all the way to Ireland for you I'm only 9 and I might die in the process but I don't care that is how much I am willing to do for you and thank you for reading this if you do but you might not read it but that's fine:(
oooo jack im not trying to rush you or anything but can you pls upload another escapists soon because i have OCD and seeing the number 9 bugs me because WHY CANT IT BE TEN!!!!!!! or 8 but i hate the number 9
oldschoolcuc Im going to say this:YOU DONT KNOW THEM WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT THEY DONT IF YOU DONT EVEN NO.so stop acting like you know them im sorry for being mean but i had no choice
Nothing says friendship like giving them some chicken that you found on a dead body.
Tip for friendship they will love you more if you give the chicken to your black best friend
#Rasistmuch
+YourPybro Mann racist*
+GrimmFlaws I would be enternally greatful if someone did that for me xD
GrimmFlaws y
I know the whole game is based on escaping prison...but wouldn't it be funny if there was like a secret "ending" to the game where they let you out on good behavior if you don't get into any trouble and befriend all the guards and inmates lol
Agreeable
Yeah LOL XD
Lol
Or you befriend everyone and then they just because your servants and let you out when you ask
'Hey can I have all the keys and the white one,yeah take that from the warden'
NightStar787 this game is trying to show how a prison works, that won’t ever happen.
Because who needs a real weapon when you have chocolate.
don't joke about chocolate, man.
Hey man, don't you go joking about chocolate. That shit will fuck you up.
Or a pillow.
thousands fall to chocolate everyday, and we be doing nothing to save them, it be the weakness of many of me fellow men and women that chocolate be.
F
I like how Jack jumps Ross and takes his chocolate, then when Jack's in the library he says Aaron jumped Ross and took his chocolate.
Jonathon Cooke it was max not Aaron
So I've been researching and I think I have a better means of escape than what I was planning in this episode! But I'll have to be strong.... VERY STRONG! and very clever!
But digging under my desk is good anyway cos I can hide stuff there a lot easier and it will come in handy so ALL IS NOT LOST!!!
Hi
jacksepticeye
By the power of septiceye, may you complete your quest!
I love your videos
Jacksepticeye eye your a freakin boss
JACK! Are you able to dig and get under the sniper towers and kill the snipers? If so, DO IT!
"tries to give greg a razor"
*out of range*
"just throw it at him"
yeah that would work out just swell.
Well, it's not contraband so it must be safe
@@demonprincess9680 i don't think you get it
@@enjer No. They made a joke.
@@enjer I don't think you get it
Anyone else revisiting this series 9 years later 💀
I wonder what the cops think when they say they're gonna search Jack's cell and Jack runs off yelling FUCK!
Just in the background you see him running over to other people's prison cells with foils and timber shoved in his pocket. Then they walk in, look into his desk. See Jack sleeping there cuddled up with all his contraband in bed "They did just tell me to search the drawer so...I'm not getting paid enough for this shit"
That needs to be animated right fucking now XD
Haha
Lol they suck at their jobs
Yeah I wonder
Haha yeah they think he is fine cause the cops are as dumb as a box
These are a lot of tips I used to escape this prison myself.
1. If your going to be digging underground, get the woodwork job, as you can get free wood for timber braces if you have a contraband pouch.
2. You don't need to make a pickaxe, you only need forks to get past rocks. It will take longer, but it will be much less expensive.
3. You can dig freely during free period if you put your desk in front of the door, so no one can get in. Unless there's a cell search, you should be free to dig all you want.
4. The best armor I've found you can get is your outfit, duct tape, and a sheet of metal. The best weapon is wire, and 2 timber, which should be easy to get ahold of if your in the woodwork job. These will be very useful for distractions, and beat ups.
5. Don't worry about the generator until you are actually at the fence.
6. The tower guards will not shoot you if your beating up a guard unless your heat is very high.
7. Make your shovel better and better, until you get to a sturdy shovel. You can repair it using duct tape and a sheet of metal. Once you get the sturdy shovel, you can also use it to get past rocks, but make sure it doesn't break.
8. When you do shut the generator off, try to cut through the fence as soon as possible.
9. You do not need to be friends with your inmate until the day before you plan to escape. All you need to do is give him free junk and money, and he will like you fairly soon.
10. Until you have the tunnels, don't buy or take anything you do not need at that very moment, since you'll have no place for your contraband stuff.
Hope this helps!
Nice dude, helped me out a lot! I hope Jack sees ;)
Cool
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Jack da best
Littlewulff but will he see this
10:21 Jack basically just acted out every episode of Attack on Titan ever.
Tabitha Stone LOL
OMG 😂😂😂
Ha
Tabitha Stone dumbass fuck boi
Tabitha Stone 14:48
Aaron: I need a book can you hook me with one?
Jack: Yeah, cause there's not a library full of them
I died right there out of cringing and laughing
Greggs opinion went up at night...what were you doing together in bed LOL
HA
ha ha
+Djear Parker so true haha
+Tomoe Ciel they were sharing hoes lol
blood
A lighter, fine, a collection of plastic knives, spoons, and forks, okay, a razor blade, harmless... HOLY CRAP! HOT CHOCOLATE/A LOG/SOME FOIL/SILLY PUTTY! 3 DAYS IN SOLITARY!
Let's see, there's a guard's outfit, a silver key, a rocket launcher, and a book called How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands in the toilet... Nothing bad in the desk, everything's fine.
XD so true
and uh, ERROR ERROR DUCT TAPE DUCT TAPE AND - oh no wait its just nails that hurts your foot.
BRVRcreepypasta mmmmmm. OH GOD IS THAT DUCK TAPE!!!!!!! AND A SLIGHTLY SHARPENED COMB. SWEET JESUS
In real prisons (as far as I know), logs, foil, and putty could actually be quite dangerous. Aluminum foil does not always cause a metal detector to trigger, and you can start fires with aluminum foil. For logs, that is obvious, and I should not have to explain. Putty can be used to make molds, and I think it can be hardened into various items.
A Nice Fedora makes sense actually
"Jack and John went up the hill and jack got fucked over" I cried after hearing this omg:')
*jill
Lola Pro **Jack
NOOO EVEN THOUGH THIS DOESNT RHYME BUT IT IS THIS! "Jack And Gregg Went Up The Hill And Got Fucked Over
it was jack and jill
Jack and jill went up the hill so jack could lick jills candy.
But jack got a shock and a mouthfull of cock cause jills real name is randy.
10:24 this is always the funniest bit in his edits back then. he's already doing perfectly cut screams before it became a trend
2:47
Jack: if you are expecting me to escape in 2-3 episodes think again
2 episodes later WE ESCAPED
+Killer axe Exactly what i was thinking
Fuck.
Some Random Guy That Nobody Cares About
Spoiler 🤨
Thank you for spoiling.
I swear this channel was the best thing I have found!
never quit on this series…
or any series…
or quit…
period
ericka jones Aw thank you :D that's so sweet!
PIKACHU
jacksepticeye hey Jacky boy just a question for ye what ever happens to beam ng drive
Austin King it's till going. In a previous video he said he doesn't play the same game in the same week.
jacksepticeye hi jack do you read my comments probobly not i cant spell love the channel bye
Jack! here is some awesome info to use in this playthrough!
a tube of toothpaste can :
Deactivate a camera for 30 seconds. 50% per use.
You can take the hoe and explore outside the prison with out being caught.
The Janitor job lets you go pretty much anywhere in the prison without being yelled for leaving your post. (You will still be caught if found in someones cell.) You can get "tub of bleach" from the gardening toolbox which required to craft "infirmary overalls".
A tub of bleach can bleach overalls and then you can add a jar of in to those overalls and you have a free guards outfit!
You can make a grappling hook.
This item allows you to go over a wall 20% per use (5 uses) This is made with a Grapple head and a length of rope. The grapple head is made with 2x Crowbars and 1 ductape. The length of rope can be bought from prisoners.
Sorry if i spoiled some stuff jack...
But i hope its usefull!
Alacrix nice info
Alacrix zok
Some more hints:
- Use your shovel or pickaxe until it's almost broken, then upgrade it. If it's fully upgraded already, you can *repair* it that way.
- Other inmates will inform against you if they don't like you and find contraband in your desk! I'm not sure if that happens in the 2nd prison or only later on.
But if that happens, you're so f****d because the suspicious-meter will go to 99% immediately.
- Come to think of it... I haven't seen anybody searching others' desks in prison 3. I guess that's a thing in prison 4 and later on.
- there's no metalwork job in this prison. Your plan of digging is okay and it can work but for digging long tunnels you should get that carpenter job!!! You'll need a lot of wood!
PralinenHerzSchwein update xD
I think I got it now... I feel a bit stupid. It seems like a good idea to befriend whoever works at the post office! Because that's the guy who always enters others' cells to bring the letters to their desks. :D
PralinenHerzSchwein Update: YOUR AWESOME AT THE GAME
green bush Sarcasm? (^__^)
Neleni nope lol
You know, this is painful to watch as I've been playing it myself, and watching Jack's whole series on this, but it's still fun to watch, and seeing all the progression he's gotten throughout the series.
Jack, try giving people weapons, like glass shivs, or sock maces to bring up their OPINION by a TON! Also, give them a contraband pouch. All of these give 9 opinion points
Nah, he should keep the contraband pouch.
chabela candy well he might get an extra one though
The Comb Shiv and Toothbrush Shiv are easier to obtain
Corwin Blakeley holy shit o.o..... lol this is a rare occurrence xD I have only met one other Corwin lol I blame my nerdy mom xD
Seems legit bruh
"Is the *wood* shop where the *metal* is?"
*Goes back 7 months to punch Jack in the face*
Dang it, I'm too late.
+Peter Quinn fuck you
R3l3Nt1eSx TaZex
Love you too but you're 8 months 5 days late.
Nice face.
Peter Quinn is your profile picture u in real life? (I'm not trying to be mean)
Jack there is nobody better that I would rather meet in the world then you... My life is so fucked and I just can't do anything about it😢 I know you will probably never see this and that I'm probably just blabbing my mouth around for nothing... You mean so much to me you don't understand! You make such a difference in my life everyday and I will never be able to repay you. Millions of people think I over exaggerate how I feel about, but I'm really not. I'm not gay, your just an amazing person who makes differences for everybody every day. I just finished crying away my problems and hope that it gets better in life. I'm not suicidal but life sucks ass all the time. My decisions are never right and... I don't know why I'm talking anymore! Jack if you see this... I don't know what I would want just seeing your videos makes all the fucked shit go away. Thank you Shawn😌
Nice try, and his name is Sean
Nice
Sorry man
By the way I don't think you care but I believe it's spelled Sean
Thing is the internet is full of attention whores, so I cant these kinda comments seriously! That's really the sad thing to be honest. Anyway sorry dood
I feel asleep while watching this and I wake up just hear gReg Greg GREG!!!!
Hehe
Hehe
Hehe
Hehe
Hehe
The escapist is SO good. Thank you for continuing the series. It's fabulous and your commentary is lovely.
Nope, his commentary is BOSS
The bossness is implied. I feel like I need not even address it. He radiates it :)
Kelli Harrah No need to thank me :D thank YOU guys for enjoying it so much!!
wayne rooney Slick.
wayne rooney
Real fuckin' smooth m8
Jack I love u But here are some tips :D
.Do not eat breakfast go work out on speed and shrength
.During showers eat food and when fautige is down all the way go back and work out
.When you work out also go to the library to read and get Int up ;D
.Get as many lighters as possible they come in handy
And there are some tips by me ;D
LIKE THIS COMMENT ^^^^^^^^^^^ SO JACK CAN SEE IT ;D
Simply Fox Thank God this comment is three years ago.
10:31 this entire game in a nutshell.
Yep....
Korvus Ashend Me too,that is so annoying when you don't have enough money to buy files... :(
***** I hate that >:-E
"not in range? just throw it at him!" one of my favorite quotes from this series😂
It may sound stupid… But how cool would it be if there was a Co-Op mode in The Escapists?
That would be awesome :D
My life would be complete
ikr
Not that's stupid,but those in the Co-op server might try and assualt you unless there's PvP turned on,which if they make this possible,would be amazing. It'd also be cool to have like a Time Trial Escape. The one to escape the fastest,wins.
That would be incredibly fun!!! I'd love that.
A lot of people are asking for more escapists. Well, jack/sean uploads two videos a day. Every 6 videos, it's an escapists episode. So, that's an escapists episode every 3 days. You're welcome, people of the Internet.
And, don't trust me on this, I'm probably wrong.
Narwhal Crew No, I agree with you. Your pretty accurate. It's about 5 episodes btw.
Nice math.
It sounded weird when Jack said I need a spoon and a lighter to and then he paused for a second.
HAHA....I'm glad I'm not the only one that got that...😂
Donald Trump Oh my god, I didn’t even realise that!
Your not actually Donald trump
We need to build a wall
Jack: WEEDS!!!!! WEEDSSSSSSSSSS!!?!?!?!??
My Thoughts: wow he must have been a long addict man
I am loving this series, jack! Thanks so much for all your hard work keeping us entertained! LIKE A BOSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Agreed!! Jack domimates this series, LIKE A BOSS :D
By the way, just to point out your sheer awesome BOSSness... you literally just got hundreds of views and comments within minutes, maybe even seconds of posting this... We love you, Jack!
It would be awesome if this game had a multiplayer mode so you could play with Mark, that would be AWESOME!
I believe someone said they are not for sure though. but anyways I totally agree they would have to if they did cause they both have been playing the series so be kinda weird not to capitalize on it .
***** 'til there's no guards players,this would be cool
that would be awesome.
TheAbyssWalker is that a Dark Souls fan I see?
Kilted Gorilla It probably wouldnt be all players just like 2 player co op and if they did they would do sumthin like in minecraft where you cant sleep unless other ppl are.
"I'm not gonna beat it in the next 2/3 episodes" beats it in next 4
Kristopher Johnson 🖕
Venom 701 2 lol
To think I was 6 years old when I first watched these videos and now I'm rewatching at 15 is wild
Pretty cool
Jack, if you put illegal stuff into somebody's desk when their cell is being searched, they will be put in solitary (just in case gregg hates you or he doesn't want to like you anymore
if gregg gets a shakedown it wont matter to you
Nice profile picture
True true
What i did when someone didn't want to be my friend in the escapists, if they had a comb or toothbrush, I would make it a shiv and give it back. Hoping guards would take care of him.
13:18 anyone else notice that Ross said "I heard Ross's after u"
13:41 The funniest rage phrase ever!
😂😂😂
At one of the rollcalls, the guard said "shut your cake holes"
Note: This is my favorite series, besides Read Your Comments.
I think I was a bit too excited for this video. There is now a hole in my bedroom wall and a broken perfume bottle on the floor. Duct tape powers activate!
*epic music starts playing*
Lol that makes to of us
Well this series is pretty good
Wow, so many comments in less than an hour. :P
Ikr my iPad is going crazy with notifications
Imagine if Sean just started yelling, "A A Ron! Where you at A A Ron!?"
At 18:24 a guard walked through a red gate FYI. ^u^
Just wanted to say if people could 1+ or like this so Jack could see, as this would help him out a lot! If he knew the guard's name. ^^'
Cool
*****
i know
7:05 too. (^_^)
Reply
TIP: If anyone still plays this game and doesnt know this - penarium barrels are very good for leveling up "opinion". On console and mobile, they increase inmate opinion by 50, guard opinion by 25. On PC, they increase all opinions by 15.
6:39 Fleshlight?
Like if you know what one of those is.
Already got two likes... wow I was expecting nobody to know...
Dem fleshlights r good tho **//
***** Really? You're like 12 dude.
Bob Smith No I'm not, how did you even work that out?
Because you have a minecraft pic
Brandon Boogers -_-
That's only so I can troll the attention whoring minecraft fanbase.
i think the best 2 days of jacksepticeye go in this order
1.the escapist
2.sims 4
3.reading your comments
4. you choose
I think no matter what happens reading your comments
Will always top it all
I like the order of that I think. :D
Far cry 4
Yeah that's ture
I think it goes:
1. BeamNG.Drive
2. The escapists
3. Haaaaappyy weeehheels
4. Besiege
Once upon a time, there was 4 kingdoms. Ketcheque, Tardstard, Relilade, and Salsyup. There was one man from the division of Relilade known as many names. One of which is Jack Sean, a noble of Relilade. One day, our hero was summoned by the king. The green and brown flag flapped above the doorway as Jack Sean entered the large entry way. "Jack Sean..." The king mumbled. "Why hath thou summoned me, O great ruler?" Jack inquired, a slight Irish accent rolling off his tongue. "A great beast has taken many of my citizens. Seeing as you are the strongest noble the kingdom of Relilade, I wish for you to go track the beast." Jack pondered for a moment. "Do you have a lead upon what the great monster looks like?" Jack asked, scratching his stubble. "The few who have lived to tell the tale say they saw a large green orb." Jack Sean had fought many creatures of the night in his life, but never one like the one the king had described. "Yes, my lord. I shall hunt the beast and bring its reign to an end."
Jack tracked the beast down, traveling through the other kingdoms, asking about a large green orb. When one fateful day, he stumbled upon a cave, dripping with slime. "I must have found it." He mumbled to himself. "the good citizens of Ketcheque are known for their truthful qualities." He trudged toward the oozing cave, sword drawn, and ready for anything. "Wait!" A single voice cried out. A small man ran up to Jack, holding what seemed to be a scythe. "Jack Sean, I am a messenger of Salsyup. I bring you a gift, known as the Boss Blade. It can kill anything." "Thank you. I will be forever grateful." Replied Jack Sean, admiring the curves blade. Jack cautiously entered the cave, taking each step with extreme care, as there may have been traps. After a few minutes of working his way through the labyrinth of tunnels, Jack heard a noise. He jumped into a cavern only to find him self face to face with... An eye? Jack readied his fighting stance. In the blink of an eye, this one specifically, Jack was thrown and pinned to the wall of the cavern by some unseen force. He threw the Boss Blade, hoping he would land a hit. The blade struck the eye... But it wasn't the scythe that hit it. The handle of the blade harmlessly hit the eye and fell to the cavern floor below it.
"This is the end..." Jack thought. The eye approached slowly, nearly a foot from Jack. There was nothing stopping it from devouring Jack whole... Except for one entity that wouldn't let Jack die. With a burst of light, a human silohuette appeared from the blinding rays. With a large M on his cloak, he picked up the scythe... And plunged it into the eye. As the eye screeched and withered away, it's grip on Jack that held him against the wall faded as well. "Who...who are you?" Jack managed to say. "I think you already know the answer to that Jack Sean." "Gandalf...?" Jack asked, dumbfounded. "What? No. Guess again." The being said. " Dumbledore? The Doctor? Wait... You... No it can't be. Are you Sherlock Holmes?" Jack inquired without a clue. "GOSH DANGIT JACK!" He bellowed. "Ugh.. You know what I'll just tell you. I am known as the Markiplier!" "So... No Gandalf?"
"What? No!"
Jack and Mark returned to their kingdom, happy and unscathed. And they lived happily ever after... Or did they?
A small crate amongst many was plotting its revenge for the death of its friend, the septic eye. Tiny Box Tim silently makes arrangements for the heroes they call Jack Sean and Markiplier
THE END
Might need to see this one on the computer if you're on mobile...
1:20
Not 1.20
"Jack and Jill went up the hill and Jack got fucked over!" -Jacksepticeye, 2015
1. I'm Aaron and I'm in this prison
2.I'm in a cell with CARL grimes
Best prison ever!!!!
i named someone in my prison Caaaaaaarl!!
lol I get the reference (Llamas With Hats , go check it out)
Clay Wilson well yes but it's also from atv show... The walking dead
CORAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!
eriksson 204 gaming
JACK, USE TOOTHPASTE IS USED TO COVER CAMARA'S FOR 30 SECONDS! LIKE A BOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
well said
LIKE BOOOOOOOBS
Yes
Yeah!
oooooooo
This is one of my favourite gaming series you do. It's interesting and funny.
I honestly love your escapists videos keep it up Jack! :)
I know like a boss!
God daym I love this series
I know! Its awesome. :D
Yeah me to
Can't say no to another episode
Doge ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
I watched this video when it came out. Time flies, huh.
Same, he's changed so much
Lol, Gregg walked past jack at 13:58 and said 'No one can be trusted.' i wonder if that has anything to do with jack going into his desk... XD
Jack: Greg... Greg? Greg! GREG! GREG!!!
Me: Shuan! Shuan! Shuan! (presses X again)
That was a sad game...
JackSeoticEye's name is spelt Sean
Sapphire sigley No -.- he was talking about something from a game called heavy rain, not about Sean (jack)
says the guy who purposely tries stirring up trouble :P
+EmperiorGamer I thought it was Jason's name that was called...?
who's rewatching the playlist while in quarantine?
Yup here
6:57 I care about my chocolate bars I pay two bucks for it besides I usually want it to myself
"If you're expecting me to escape in 2-3 episodes, not gonna happen." *Escapes 2 episodes later*
If you can get jobs as in beating people up for people, why can't the AIs randomly get the job to beat you up?
Well... wait Conspiracy theory there is two letters in AI and a triangle has 3 sides 3 - 2 = 1 Whats less than one 0.5. 1 + 0.5 = 1.5 lets go back to the AI which is 2 1.5 * 2 = 3. Wait 3 + 3 + 2 + 2 + 1 + 1 + 0.5 + 0.5 = 13 There is 1 and 3...... ONE EYE AND 3 SIDES!!!! ILLUMANATI CONFIRMED.
Pokeball Go HL3 confirmed?
BUT WAIT THAR BE MOAR!!! The marionette from fnaf 2 has 10 letters... Five nights at Freddy's when shortened has 4 letters... 10-4=6 ... There are (excluding the marionette and the shadow animatronics and endoskeleton) 2 special animatronics... 6\2=3 there are 3 sidesnto a triangle... 3\3=1... There is 1 eye in iluminati's triangle..........
L00MYNARTY C0NF1RM3D
How the fuck did this comment turn into one about FNAF 2
also does anyone know how jack gets his thumbnail pic all squiggly?
Become Mark's senpai for this game! He could use the help (he is terrible)!!
i know, right? I didn't even watch Mark's latest episode, as I just knew it was going to be a lot of me wondering what the hell Mark is doing. no offense, but the fact that we went into that game expecting to be done with it within a day or two in the game? you can just tell how bad things are going to go from there for Mark.
Haha shame he's trying at least... He may be useless but it's the effort that (kinda) counts... uh yeah...
chabela candy well, lets just hope that out of the who knows how many people who leave comments on his videos, he'll be able to read that comments that will actualy be able to help him get through the game.
senpai? i think you mean sensei (aka teacher or leader) senpai is kinda like a crush?
Maddie Corboy nah senpai is more like someone you look up to :/ not really like a crush
the music reminds of drawn to life
David Monzon YESS!!! DRAWN TO LIFE IS MY FAVORITE VIDOGAME SERIES (BESIDES LOZ)
Frozenlake Glaceonwolf415 LOZ FOR THE WIN
The Fruity Gamer ...
David Monzon super saiyan god ?
Super sausage blue !!!
Damn autocorrect
Jack: hiccup remedy, not even joking, hold your breath and swallow three times. Hasn't failed me yet.
that actually works
Next prison name all the prisoners after youtubers. Not even kidding. OMG THAT WOULD BE AMAZING
Markiplier did it
Can anyone tell me how to take the disable out of my comments plz n I will say your name in a vid
Darkovika Gaming I will actually be naming them like I normally do. Steve, Billy, Betty etc :)
KILL ALL THE BILLYS
jacksepticeye It is of course your choice XDD I just made the realization that "hey can you go beat up mark" would be the funniest thing ever and "felix stole my chocolate bar! go beat him up!" XDDD
"I'm going to give him chicken"
Lol
I JUST TURNED THE VOLUME UP TO MAX BEFORE I WATCHED THIS VIDEO AND I FORGOT THAT YOU WERE VERY LOUD.
I ALSO THINK I WENT DEATH
QUICK, CALL THE AMBULANCE!
You went death? So you died? R.I.P Gracey Moo.
Is jacks video too loud then try new and improved bossmuff 24% boss proof(due to too many bosses shouting) buy now and get discount
Gralex RIP in pepperoni Gracey Moo's ears 6969 - 2015 [Killed to death]
Beanca Weet AMBALANCALOT
jack about 3 mins ago: who cares about a bar a chocolate
also jack about 2 mins after: *kills someone just to get the chocolate* and says ahh lovely
Jack, there is no Metalwork job in this prison, only Wood Shop, you think there is but in reality there isn't because they have metal supplies but that doesn't exactly mean what you think!!!
laaaate
The snipers shoot you if your heat is over 90
Was this set AFTER Frozen? Because Hans is in prison. *buh dum tshhh*
RepsterMC no just no
MGMultiple A :3
RepsterMC XD
MGMultiple A :P
Sorry I thought this was an emoticon-off
RepsterMC its ok
jack: if u think im gonna escape in 2 or 3 episodes, ur wrong...
*escapes the prison in 2 more episodes*
XD
Vraj Patel lol that's funny
at 1:26 so im gonna run in to the fence reGUARDless
I like how there's a character named Hans in a game about criminals.
Didn't this game come out before Frozen did
Dear Jack,
I hope you read this comment, because you might be interested in doing another prison after this one. I can't be sure, but there might be a SPACE prison in the game. The thing is, it might be in hard mode. If I am right, I challenge YOU to complete that prison.
Love, your friend and subscriber, David
Isnt your name Barkley?
That's just my youtube account.
Ok
LIAR YOUR JOE
Isaax 007 Illuminati confirmed
I love how Jack says this is hard and he has escaped all of the prisoners including doc 😂
Jack: you really care that much about a bar of chocolate?
Me: all women are insulted right now
+Plunkett Family THAT'S SEXIST! I WAS INSULTED TOO XD Jk bro but yeah some guys were insulted too :P
Drama Llama im a woman and i hate ALL chocolate not even white chocolate.
Jack to steal someone's job you have to either beat them up while they're doing it or keep them occupied so they can't meat their quota. Good luck!
And you can also make people pay for the items you give them. There's a button at the bottom of that little selling window where you can raise the amount of money you want fot that item.
I like to knock em out then take their clothes so they go back to their cell then get back to work
Also you can tie them up with the rope I think.
that thing on the bottom of the give item is give money section, not the "how much u want for the item" section.
Did anyone else notice Jack was calling aeron Eren
The Diamond Master that's how a lot of people pronounce it but it's wrong because my name is aaron it's pronounced a-r-en
godz aaron yep me too
Jack why you gotta be so ruuude don't you know I'm human too
The Diamond Master it is Ireland talk
OLdSNIPEr K1Ng4 how would I know? I'm part Japanese and live in Texas, the frickin United States
guys never EVER quit on jacksepticguys channel its AMAZEING! never quit i love jacksepticguy
Anyone just binge watching jacksepticeye and looking for new comments
The Multitool and the Grappling Hook need 90 int. Jack are you really expecting to find weed so easily?? You're in a prison ;p
Smoke weed every day"! But why the metal job is not abiable
Roman Kuzmyk it's a higher security prison so they don't really want metal around the prison.
Your awesome
Dragon Tamer I've got it in the Moderate prison :) it doesn't matter
Camix TheCoolGuy who ?
Jack you should play Rollercoaster Tycoon
YES
With mods:3
Jack should totally play that game it would be awesome!!!!
You re correct!
Which one lol 1, 2 or 3 hope its 3 because that is amazing :D
Anyone else think this is one of the best series.
You can make someone lose their job by having them chase you around during work hours. You'll probably end up losing your job too, though :p
When I lost my laundry job, I got the Metalwork person to chase me, and then I stole their job.
MrCprules ^evil
Uh, Jack, I should let you know, wire+timber+razorblade makes whip, which equals nunchucks in strength. So, yeah, shouldn't have skipped over that razorblade in the gym since you had everything else already.
does the whip have an extended range? i would imagine it does, that would be sick.
TheAbyssWalker It's just like the Nunchucks, nothing more special cx
Mr RanDoM oh, that's a bummer.
TheAbyssWalker The Whip is basically the same as the Nunchucks, but slightly easier to craft as Razorblades tend to be more common than Timber. They also require 10 more intellect to craft, I believe.
BlueStar0788 thanks, good to know.
I FOOCKIN ESCAPED THE HARDEST PRISON !!!!!
wait oopsies
* closes CheatEngine *
Dont worry i saw nothing
😂👍
lol
You just made my day :)
You can scape the hardest prison in the game (HMP-Irongate) But its really really hard
Some say greg is still trapped in this prison today.
Jack this from heart I love your vids and you inspired me to do UA-cam you are the best most boss most important part of my life I said this cuz I want you to know I care for you ( I'm not weird) if you died I would walk all the way to Ireland for you I'm only 9 and I might die in the process but I don't care that is how much I am willing to do for you and thank you for reading this if you do but you might not read it but that's fine:(
Ryli Barbee Aw you're sweet :D thank you!
There is no metalwork job jack, its just a storage room
In the easy prison
TheKapaPL Yeah I figured when I didn't see it on the job listings D: rats!!
OMG JACKSEPTICEYE REPLIED TO MY COMMENT!
TheKapaPL please don't say stuff like that. Like 'OMG JACK REPLIED!' I'd imagine it is not something you want to see if you had a channel
Id want to read it on my channel cause then it shows that someone likes you and your channel
Jack press the number keys to go faster in your job
he knows that, he just has to check whos book is who.
Btw plz sub
No, actually in another episode he said he knew he could do that but doing it with the mouse was easier for him
Videogame Thief I do that normally but you can't during the library job cos you need to check whose book it is
High me watching Jack yell at a video game character is just what i needed for a good chuckle
Why not tunnel your way into the metal work place?
digging in public?! BAD IDEA.
sandeep parmar Takes a long time
jacksepticeye dont be lazy jack its only stone,concret,and 10 tons of dirt
Gregory Dimino lol
And if he forgets the hole. the key is much simpler
Can you please play more Stranded Deep please Jack!
Dude. Just wait a while! He posted that yesterday, and its not like he's gonna post it again today or tomorrow.
JACK I BEG YOU, PLEASE DO MORE
Episode 32 On the Escapists Jack: Today we are finally going to escape the snowy prison of death!
Me: Save me
Right before Jack tried to get Gregg's opinion of him up, Gregg said" i don't need friends". Lmao
4:26
*Jack*, you can hover over the guards and when they're names appear it'll be in the colour of key they have!!
Not true. Their names show up only blue.
oooo jack im not trying to rush you or anything but can you pls upload another escapists soon because i have OCD and seeing the number 9 bugs me because WHY CANT IT BE TEN!!!!!!! or 8 but i hate the number 9
I like the number 7... yeah... cool huh? Yeah, didnt think so.
1,3,5,9 few of the very irritating odd numbers
You are lying and you have no idea what OCD means.
oldschoolcuc
No need to be mean! Just correct him dude.
oldschoolcuc Im going to say this:YOU DONT KNOW THEM WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT THEY DONT IF YOU DONT EVEN NO.so stop acting like you know them im sorry for being mean but i had no choice
In your next reading your comments video, would you say the most Irish thing possible? If you don't mind haha.
travis bowles Did you hear him say "Adagio"?
I must have missed it. Damn XD
***** What? (general confusion)
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY
Mini Mantis thank you that was very kind
Best quarantine playlist!!!