Bow crime in the United States!

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  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator  5 років тому +501

    Patrons and UA-cam Members got to see this video super early!
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    • @idontmakevidsanymore3626
      @idontmakevidsanymore3626 5 років тому +3

      Donut Operator the man, the myth, the legend

    • @bruhtrand7371
      @bruhtrand7371 5 років тому +2

      Donut Operator
      🐌🔫😭
      Y’all agree

    • @remgreene7488
      @remgreene7488 5 років тому

      Donut, are you ever scared of the boobies?

    • @aihsonavais769
      @aihsonavais769 5 років тому

      Was thinking of your channel today while me and my dad drove by a range when I asked him if we could go
      He said yes soon I'm so happy first time at the range
      Edit: mí inglés

    • @danielkay923
      @danielkay923 5 років тому

      Please go back to the old mic setup sound way better

  • @malomalovids
    @malomalovids 5 років тому +4691

    "I had an arrow about an inch deep in my temple...anyways that got me thinking."

    • @trvplxrd7075
      @trvplxrd7075 5 років тому +137

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @jackmarinagaming
      @jackmarinagaming 5 років тому +117

      Hopefully it got you thinking about how stupid your friend is fr, I would of kicked his ass after that. Could of killed you

    • @living-wellon-less5669
      @living-wellon-less5669 5 років тому +108

      If it took an arrow to the head to start "thinking" his dad must have spanked the wrong end when he was a kid!

    • @pluto8404
      @pluto8404 5 років тому +73

      I was laughing at this, then i took an arrow to the knee

    • @crominion6045
      @crominion6045 5 років тому +22

      Donut: "I need this like I need a hole in the h...oh wait...." 😂

  • @st4t253
    @st4t253 5 років тому +2294

    Gun Laws: exist
    Criminal: buys crossbow
    Modern problems require ancient solutions

    • @Rekhan4242
      @Rekhan4242 5 років тому +59

      Sometimes you gotta go old fashioned...

    • @classicjoe8014
      @classicjoe8014 5 років тому +10

      @@Rekhan4242 that's what she said

    • @louisryan5815
      @louisryan5815 5 років тому +5

      That was actually fucking genius, lmao

    • @kirklandramsay3935
      @kirklandramsay3935 5 років тому +31

      Spicy Meatball tactical rocks

    • @dill57
      @dill57 5 років тому +21

      @Spicy Meatball ancient problems require stone age solutions

  • @davismathis845
    @davismathis845 5 років тому +798

    Next thing you know they be Crossbow drive bys in Chicago!

    • @KingASE88
      @KingASE88 5 років тому +27

      Yo I’m in Chicago and I got a bow and arrows right next to me, just say the word

    • @varangiantactical8843
      @varangiantactical8843 5 років тому +9

      OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!

    • @assaultspoon4925
      @assaultspoon4925 5 років тому +7

      @@KingASE88 Can you guys pick me up. I got my catapult on the trailer, but my truck got shot up again.

    • @pluto8404
      @pluto8404 5 років тому +6

      I went to home depot and bought 100 pounds of fertilizer, then stopped at the gas station and bought some diesel fuel. RIP to you all.
      But its ok. As long as you werent killed by a semi automatic assualt gun.... you can only be killed by assault guns. Fact.

    • @chaz7346
      @chaz7346 5 років тому +3

      You are mocking the great crossbow massacre of 09! Shame on you!! 😂

  • @eligosnick5806
    @eligosnick5806 4 роки тому +773

    This one day during my adolescence I was out with my friends shooting our BB guns. One of my friends produced a .22 LR rimfire round from his pocket. Like the budding genius I was I decided I would lay the round on the railroad tracks, and try and set it off with a BB strike from my rifle. I got in position with the muzzle of my BB gun about an inch from the round. I looked up and said "should I do this?" The general consensus of the group was it doesn't really matter because it won't work. I go "fair enough", pull the trigger, and CRAAACK. Not only did the round discharge on the very first shot, but it turned around, entered my cheek, and broke 2 of my teeth. Evidently the lack of barrel caused under-pressure, and slowed the round down enough to save my stupid life. All these years later you can barely see the scar, but being one of the few men alive who successfully shot themselves in the face with a .22 LR round using only a Daisy BB gun is mine to claim forever....

    • @y-it-rides6214
      @y-it-rides6214 4 роки тому +78

      Challenge accepted.

    • @vendettagrazie5653
      @vendettagrazie5653 4 роки тому +14

      Didn't happen, stop lying

    • @noahbaumann2676
      @noahbaumann2676 4 роки тому +42

      My dad had a similar situation...he wedged a 22 round into a barn post, shot it with a BB gun (he claims from 10 yards), the round went off and lodged itself into his left hand. Another 2 inches higher and it would have been right in his eye

    • @themightykv-5410
      @themightykv-5410 4 роки тому +53

      @@vendettagrazie5653 You wouldn't know if this were fake or real

    • @Level_No_Curve
      @Level_No_Curve 3 роки тому +13

      @@vendettagrazie5653 rounds dont do anything withoutnbeing in a barrel he is lying. Even a largeround is inert discharged outaide barrel

  • @versoroll
    @versoroll 5 років тому +482

    Cops playing COD while P. Dookie’s playing Metal Gear Solid.

    • @ArciusDK
      @ArciusDK 5 років тому +30

      Nah, P. Dookie is just way ahead of the officers in gun game

    • @TheMisleduser
      @TheMisleduser 5 років тому +4

      theres a cross bow in metal gear?

    • @shikh5200
      @shikh5200 5 років тому +1

      @@TheMisleduser no

    • @unmenv2897
      @unmenv2897 5 років тому +5

      Murderous Monarch
      More like broke ass Far Cry

    • @Newb_Killer
      @Newb_Killer 5 років тому +1

      ArciusDK probably the best response

  • @scotchsoda3165
    @scotchsoda3165 5 років тому +233

    Rambo used a bow & arrow..........with a grenade on it.
    They Drew 1st Blood!!!

    • @nikvolt8298
      @nikvolt8298 5 років тому

      So did Weird Al Yankovic!@Zack Ceasar He took out a guy with a Machine gun at point blank range! ua-cam.com/video/9SW7-8C8kL4/v-deo.html

    • @AnonEMus-cp2mn
      @AnonEMus-cp2mn 5 років тому +3

      _"it's a looooong rooooad, when you're on your ooooown"_

  • @angryKitt3ns
    @angryKitt3ns 5 років тому +383

    Arrow catching enthusiasts are America's most marginalized community.

    • @dbdb2224
      @dbdb2224 5 років тому +5

      A true travesty.

  • @Amir-mq4jy
    @Amir-mq4jy 3 роки тому +152

    “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the temple”

  • @Aryantrapstar8814
    @Aryantrapstar8814 5 років тому +743

    Homeless gods: How much intelligence do you want
    Peedokey: No

  • @taylorwest6986
    @taylorwest6986 5 років тому +241

    "Bolt." The word you are looking for is: crossbow bolt. Or "quarrel" if you're ga... I mean, French.

  • @insidemyhead3668
    @insidemyhead3668 5 років тому +250

    P. Dookie uses bow! It missed!
    Cops use Glock! Critical hit!

    • @jgarcia2823
      @jgarcia2823 5 років тому +2

      .....hip shot isnt Critical

    • @tribot_leader
      @tribot_leader 5 років тому +1

      Did you even watch the whole video? Not even 5 minutes in it tells you how to spell peedookey

    • @sykwookiee
      @sykwookiee 5 років тому +2

      @@jgarcia2823 ...can see how it might not feel too good though...

    • @insidemyhead3668
      @insidemyhead3668 5 років тому +2

      @@jgarcia2823 idk.... a shattered hip, is usually a good way to never walk right again

    • @butterybutterman7364
      @butterybutterman7364 5 років тому +1

      @@jgarcia2823 He got shot in the hip, that instantly "Fainted" Him. It was critical.

  • @Nate_the_Nobody
    @Nate_the_Nobody 4 роки тому +108

    "YOU SHOT ME!"
    Uh, no shit sherlock, you shot at them first.

  • @Drache832
    @Drache832 5 років тому +337

    Dog: Agressivly barks
    Officer: *P L A T Z !*
    Dog: okay then

    • @Opsgermanysoldier
      @Opsgermanysoldier 5 років тому +42

      As a German i approve the Platz

    • @Nathan_Whaley-g8m
      @Nathan_Whaley-g8m 5 років тому +24

      @Badger0fDeath Tis a German shepherd.

    • @franzbauer1367
      @franzbauer1367 5 років тому +36

      @@Nathan_Whaley-g8m yes and therefore it only speaks german. Smh.

    • @Nathan_Whaley-g8m
      @Nathan_Whaley-g8m 5 років тому +4

      @@franzbauer1367 r/woosh ?

    • @franzbauer1367
      @franzbauer1367 5 років тому

      @@Nathan_Whaley-g8m well you never know on this site

  • @vorty7923
    @vorty7923 5 років тому +660

    "I used to be a Florida man like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee!"

    • @NathansLife
      @NathansLife 4 роки тому +6

      HAHAHAHA bro thank you that made my day

    • @joshlikesfood1673
      @joshlikesfood1673 4 роки тому +5

      @@NathansLife heck yea skyrimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @mrmacguff1n
      @mrmacguff1n 4 роки тому +3

      Good kek

    • @WapTek123
      @WapTek123 4 роки тому +1

    • @PatRiot-
      @PatRiot- 4 роки тому +2

      I scrolled to make sure it wasn’t already here.
      And of course it was.
      Just wondering if Skyrim has faded out of thought haha

  • @awacsrazgriz967
    @awacsrazgriz967 5 років тому +249

    USA: *Bans Guns*
    Criminals: "Time to get out the bows guys"
    *Improvise. Adapt. Overcome*

    • @fletch84
      @fletch84 5 років тому +20

      Doc Holiday
      USA: *Bans Guns*
      Criminals: still have guns
      Liberals: *mission failed we'll get em next time*

    • @seribas
      @seribas 5 років тому +3

      Look at England.. Nuff said

    • @thn-uw7nn
      @thn-uw7nn 5 років тому

      It wasn’t a bow it was a crossbow...
      wait what

    • @awacsrazgriz967
      @awacsrazgriz967 5 років тому +1

      @@thn-uw7nn A crossBOW isnt a Bow. Nice xD

    • @desertedgoat17
      @desertedgoat17 5 років тому +3

      Or pencils if your john wick.

  • @evilgenius3646
    @evilgenius3646 3 роки тому +24

    A friend was a deputy for the Caldwell County Sheriff's department for 19 years. He told me once they went on a domestic call and an arrow stuck in to the side of the house, 2 inches from his head. The suspect was in full camo hiding in the treeline of the woods behind the house. He kept flinging arrows at them and they couldn't tell where he was. He eventually ran out of arrows and no one was hurt. I can't imagine how terrifying it would be to take fire from an invisible enemy firing a nearly inaudible weapon.

    • @Thestockxj96
      @Thestockxj96 2 роки тому +4

      And another thing about arrows and bolts is that the kevlar vest isn't going to help you. Actually it may end up getting you more harmed as the arrow/bolt shaft actually gets stuck into the kevlar.

  • @Mote_Plox
    @Mote_Plox 5 років тому +577

    Hey, look at that. This one is monetized finally. Good job Cody. ☺

  • @trotr42069
    @trotr42069 5 років тому +37

    I've never noticed that temple scar before and now I'll never unsee it

  • @samuellerman3209
    @samuellerman3209 5 років тому +183

    Peedookey thinks he’s Katpiss Everdeen with that bow

  • @joshskroch8924
    @joshskroch8924 3 роки тому +46

    "What are you gonna do shoot me with a bow?" Last words of a man killed with a bow

  • @adamr6498
    @adamr6498 4 роки тому +284

    8:02 I guess you could call that a screenshot!
    Ill get the door myself thank you very much

  • @Nathan-jh1ho
    @Nathan-jh1ho 5 років тому +173

    It's time we ban assault bows and pass common scene bow and arrow control laws.

    • @philthethotdestroyer4194
      @philthethotdestroyer4194 5 років тому +2

      yeah i was passing through the crossbow seccion at Cabelas and one of those things hit me in the head...i havent been the same since

    • @genoobtlp4424
      @genoobtlp4424 5 років тому

      I believe you lifted the ban at some point, nevermind, that was Europe (way before the US were a thing)

    • @demanischaffer
      @demanischaffer 5 років тому +3

      It's completely insane that you can walk into a Walmart and buy an assault Bow!

    • @genoobtlp4424
      @genoobtlp4424 5 років тому +1

      @@demanischaffer Well, less deadly than walking into a walmart and buying freaking firearms, nobody caring, thinking it's necessary for personal safety while knowing to be in the best country of the world although not having owned a passport ever and therefore not having a personal opinion about the rest of the world that thinks it's just crazy.
      But who am I to judge since I emigrated into my parent's birth country when I was young and therefore not having actual experience and only know things said in the news and on the internet and being taken for granted knowledge on videos meant for US citizen.
      I'd like to come one day to see for myself how wrong I (hopefully) was.

    • @demanischaffer
      @demanischaffer 5 років тому +4

      @@genoobtlp4424 I was being sarcastic parodying how some people think you can buy assault rifles at Walmart

  • @notnickDPT
    @notnickDPT 5 років тому +158

    Video: plays gun fire noise
    Donut: *D U B S A B A N G N O I S E*

  • @virtuallymedicinal4316
    @virtuallymedicinal4316 4 роки тому +143

    And that’s why you should buy a screen protector

    • @spiritzweispirit1st638
      @spiritzweispirit1st638 4 роки тому +3

      That was a Wise Yet Humorous' Statement About a Definitely Irresponsible Screen Shot!😶👍

    • @heavynoose7761
      @heavynoose7761 3 роки тому

      @@spiritzweispirit1st638 it's just a photograph. not a screenshot.

    • @jimb6087
      @jimb6087 3 роки тому

      Yes, those screen protectors are tough

  • @100mattpitt
    @100mattpitt 5 років тому +257

    England: *has knife crime*
    U.S: Hold my beer

    • @HumaneNewt
      @HumaneNewt 5 років тому +10

      UK has acid attacks too tho..

    • @stanktank1730
      @stanktank1730 5 років тому +2

      @@HumaneNewt The US has that lady that attacked herself with acid

    • @bibtebo
      @bibtebo 5 років тому +3

      I was actually reading a story just today about a guy who just died after a month in hospital here in England after being shot by a crossbow. He was fixing an aerial on a ladder and they have no idea who is responsible. But you know, don't let me stop us being the whipping boys of this channel!

    • @robertlaube574
      @robertlaube574 5 років тому

      @@bibtebo the fucks an aerial?

    • @mrjw7398
      @mrjw7398 5 років тому +4

      @Lee Joyner I think the US has its fair share.
      Yes, aerial and antenna are the same thing

  • @smugly6793
    @smugly6793 5 років тому +369

    I thought guns were not allowed in the hunger games. Cops cheated

    • @paradox7689
      @paradox7689 5 років тому +2

      They aren't guns they are pa pows

    • @jeddy_bravo
      @jeddy_bravo 4 роки тому

      @@paradox7689 ᗷOOᗰ ՏTIᑕKՏ

    • @themadasshatter1088
      @themadasshatter1088 4 роки тому +1

      Not enough weiner and incest to be GOT....(To be fair- It's ARTISTIC weiner.)

  • @mitchellbreland7194
    @mitchellbreland7194 5 років тому +25

    Funny coincidence, Donut: I am an Alabama cop and I too have been shot with a compound bow. I was at my brother's house watching the South Carolina vs Clemson game back in 2012. Alcohol was involved. We decided to test my brother's new bow during halftime. Long story short: Brother thought it would be funny to fire an arrow with no tip in my general direction while I was recovering the arrows already sent downrange. I too have a small scar in the small of my back from the experience.
    Love the content. Stay safe, Donut.

  • @epiclad9685
    @epiclad9685 4 роки тому +25

    Person: chases people with a machete
    Concealed carriers: “my time has come”

  • @babyyt7394
    @babyyt7394 5 років тому +157

    I know this might sound cheesy but u inspired me to become an officer and I love this channel

  • @jay6176
    @jay6176 5 років тому +116

    Thanks for the upload. I'm wearing chainmail on my next hike.

    • @badik10
      @badik10 5 років тому +8

      Perfect substitute for a weighted vest! Go big or go home

    • @roygamon9535
      @roygamon9535 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BitterBetty76
      @BitterBetty76 5 років тому

      😂😂😂 Great comment, I ❤it!

    • @simey5639
      @simey5639 5 років тому

      We will take Je...
      ...sorry.

    • @andrewmcclintock7582
      @andrewmcclintock7582 5 років тому +5

      Jay Chainmail is ineffective protection to pointy things, chainmail is meant to protect from slashy things.

  • @TBreezy17
    @TBreezy17 5 років тому +135

    Cop raises and drops sword, behind him 200 cops with longbows ‘loose’

    • @constancemiller3753
      @constancemiller3753 3 роки тому +3

      At my word, unleash hell. 🏹🛡🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @legolam8876
    @legolam8876 3 роки тому +6

    There was another bow and arrow case in Australia where two guys were having an argument for weeks that escalated into one of them hiding in a bush in the driveway and shooting his "friend" in the chest. It was a field point not a broadhead and It just missed his heart and he survived

    • @nunyadambusiness6902
      @nunyadambusiness6902 2 роки тому

      They banned guns there, but they DIDN'T ban bows or Taipans...
      🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️🪦🪦🪦

  • @Schlohmotion
    @Schlohmotion 5 років тому +133

    1:32 "Platz!"
    I really appreciate that he commands his dog in german.

    • @levikouwenberg2228
      @levikouwenberg2228 5 років тому +7

      It can also be Dutch which is Plaats

    • @theoverseer458
      @theoverseer458 4 роки тому +12

      They do it so criminals cant try to command the dogs :)

    • @5RoastedPotatoes
      @5RoastedPotatoes 4 роки тому +25

      Well it was a German shepherd

    • @bmxer1997isaac
      @bmxer1997isaac 4 роки тому +7

      most dogs sre trained in german or russian

    • @jamescameron9420
      @jamescameron9420 4 роки тому +8

      because your average criminal dont speak german

  • @rkpr9370
    @rkpr9370 5 років тому +28

    Donut, every time an officer fires their gun you need to replace the sound with Phil Swift saying “THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE”

  • @Welyn
    @Welyn 5 років тому +27

    in Driver's Ed class in high school we learned about a guy who got road rage and shot some guy with a crossbow and to this day that is still in the back of my mind
    glad you're doing the content you like to do as well, it shows - i've been enjoying all the recent vids

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 5 років тому +1

      Never thought that I would see you here.

    • @slingeractual
      @slingeractual 5 років тому +1

      i just started watching your videos and last thing id expect is you commenting here

    • @kirk360
      @kirk360 4 роки тому

      This video is basically describing a rust server

    • @greed5723
      @greed5723 3 роки тому +1

      @@killertruth186 same

    • @killertruth186
      @killertruth186 3 роки тому

      @@greed5723 And usually there would've been more people commenting and him getting a lot of likes.

  • @Wagonaa
    @Wagonaa 3 роки тому +5

    Love how the Officer yelling „Platz“ (lay down) to his german Service dog

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah one reason is its not a common language so people, and the dog wont mistake who hes talking to. :P

    • @hauptfachhauptfach6202
      @hauptfachhauptfach6202 3 роки тому

      Continued to tell he dog to lay down in the direct fire of arrows

  • @dokidoki777
    @dokidoki777 5 років тому +76

    *_You can take my Crossbow from my cold dead hands!_*

  • @nicazer
    @nicazer 5 років тому +158

    No bow control... no bow crime...
    *Coincidence? I think not*

    • @dand33911
      @dand33911 5 років тому +10

      Best comment
      You win.

    • @gregoryparsons8545
      @gregoryparsons8545 5 років тому +1

      Did you watch the video, he just listed a load of crimes that used a crossbow. And if you mean a normal bow, i.e. a compound, recurve or longbow, then the answer is, you don't see crimes with them because unlike a gun you can't really hold it loaded, it takes a while to load, and isn't easily hidden. Which makes it a pretty bad choice to commit crimes with, particularly when you can easily get a gun.

    • @nicazer
      @nicazer 5 років тому +1

      Gregory Parsons may i point to www.reddit.com/r/woooosh please? Read what the subreddit’s about.

    • @gregoryparsons8545
      @gregoryparsons8545 5 років тому

      Hahaha, I thought it might be but I thought better safe than sorry.

    • @nicazer
      @nicazer 5 років тому

      Gregory Parsons no problem, glad it could be worked out.

  • @pepperidgefarms165
    @pepperidgefarms165 5 років тому +87

    Dude just playing a sneak archer build in real life “my ancestors are smiling at me coppers! Can you say the same?”

  • @therealcannedtuna
    @therealcannedtuna 4 роки тому +4

    Quick story:
    My brother was at a bow and arrow shop getting new limbs for his recurve bow when some dude starts to break into his truck. He asks the store owner if he can borrow the bow for a minute, walks outside (his car was parked across the street), and the guy takes off running before he could get the door open.
    So not quite a crime being committed by a bow, but a crime being prevented.

  • @Steak-k2t
    @Steak-k2t 5 років тому +67

    1:20 Wonder what muzzle attachments they have. Sounds weird.

    • @cole9318
      @cole9318 5 років тому +6

      I think its an experimental muzzle that was made to keep panic from spreading during urban type conflicts.

    • @snowfall6373
      @snowfall6373 5 років тому +2

      He’s just saying bang

    • @victorfox9623
      @victorfox9623 5 років тому

      A bang choke.

    • @Kumquat_Lord
      @Kumquat_Lord 5 років тому +2

      @@cole9318 r/whoosh

    • @isaiahavant5245
      @isaiahavant5245 5 років тому

      *BANG*

  • @MalleusSemperVictor
    @MalleusSemperVictor 5 років тому +36

    Objects have been accelerated at a high speed at deserving individuals.
    Take that, algorithm.

  • @davidg2479
    @davidg2479 5 років тому +516

    But the real question is: Why did Blake shoot him in the head with an arrow?

    • @Brometheus420
      @Brometheus420 4 роки тому +80

      he said catch..

    • @mcknightmom4
      @mcknightmom4 4 роки тому +8

      Brometheus it’s a joke...

    • @blakebrady5712
      @blakebrady5712 4 роки тому +49

      I don’t rember doin that

    • @theredpillneo2296
      @theredpillneo2296 4 роки тому +26

      Brometheus no lie I got a massive scar on my nose cuz I asked someone to “pass me the shovel” and he threw it full force into my nose (like right above it between the eyes), and that’s what he said to me...

    • @elithomas8022
      @elithomas8022 4 роки тому +12

      @@theredpillneo2296 YEET

  • @neonbunnies9596
    @neonbunnies9596 3 роки тому +17

    Guns silencers: *Don't work fully*
    Crossbows: *Fine, I'll do it myself*

  • @PolymurExcel
    @PolymurExcel 5 років тому +74

    "Jaime Char---Charizard." Donut, 2019

    • @blowingleaves-rb9fw
      @blowingleaves-rb9fw 5 років тому

      ArmyPogoStick
      Just about as strange as that LEO in New Orleans named Officer Whohwo.
      Is that Polish? Vietnamese?

  • @mr.oddlyfox6934
    @mr.oddlyfox6934 5 років тому +134

    " There I was in *Alabama* " [deliverance reference immediately]

    • @Dalonghair
      @Dalonghair 5 років тому

      When I saw that picture, I couldn’t help but note that Deliverance was in West Virginia not Alabama.

    • @taylorwest6986
      @taylorwest6986 5 років тому +1

      He should have also included a picture of Burt Reynolds with his bow from Deliverance.

    • @ADMONIUS
      @ADMONIUS 5 років тому +1

      I live in Alabama and my friend has a crossbow, I have a compound bow, my cousin also has a compound bow. Shit we should have way more bow crime. 😂

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 5 років тому +4

      Dalonghair I thought it was in Georgia for some reason

    • @andrewgarratt5191
      @andrewgarratt5191 5 років тому

      Georgia friend,
      Trust me...I’m from Georgia and NO southern state will ever let us forget. 🙄

  • @christopherjakel1049
    @christopherjakel1049 5 років тому +89

    Is the Crossbow the thug life way of holding a regular bow? 🚬😎

    • @assaultspoon4925
      @assaultspoon4925 5 років тому +4

      Is a vertical crossbow the thug life way of thug life holding a regular bow?

  • @jameshall1300
    @jameshall1300 2 роки тому +1

    A guy I used to know got shot and killed on July 4th of last year in Muskogee by a bow and arrow while trying to break in to the house. He was in a bad way on drugs at the time.

  • @BigDCera
    @BigDCera 5 років тому +80

    Sword crimes in the uk?
    Hold my parchement

    • @m_disulphide
      @m_disulphide 5 років тому +1

      Racial Bigotry hold my mead

    • @ladyathenaofowls
      @ladyathenaofowls 5 років тому +1

      Well there’s probably not sword crime but there’s DEFINITELY knife crime

    • @michaelprice2368
      @michaelprice2368 5 років тому

      @@ladyathenaofowls swords are on the offensive weapons list and aren't allowed in the UK except for some stuff that's old and I think katana decoration I think

    • @dabbingbanana1159
      @dabbingbanana1159 5 років тому

      ThRiVe r/woooosh

    • @ladyathenaofowls
      @ladyathenaofowls 5 років тому

      Dabbing Banana! I literally got the fucking joke you dumb bitch. Go back to your reddit

  • @nathanarievlis3985
    @nathanarievlis3985 5 років тому +241

    Blake's arrow has significantly damaged Cody's brain to where he can't pronounce French names … Nice job Blake ,real nice ya jerk .

    • @SortaMedic
      @SortaMedic 4 роки тому

      sorry

    • @kohoko1952
      @kohoko1952 4 роки тому +4

      Is NOT being able to pronounce French names the end of the world, son?? Heck, NO! Those Fiddledumms in French France over there in WW2 weren't worth the pronunciation that may have been worth remembering as of course they never could decide which side they were on anyway, right, son?

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 роки тому

      So no real lose.

    • @williambudden9453
      @williambudden9453 4 роки тому +1

      @@kohoko1952 They were forced onto the allied side by the Germans invading them, and dismissing 72 million people hardly seems right.
      I hope you're just joking, cause yeah they sure do suck at fighting, but please, this could be taken the wrong way, and next thing ya know, somebody's taken out a bow and shot ya with an extra-thin baguette.

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer Рік тому

      ​@nopethanks4444tf you talking about? I spent a good time of my youth living in a trailer park, but that doesn't mean I don't know who is and who isn't white trailer trash. It's not discriminating, it's DESCRIBING

  • @mjtt12
    @mjtt12 5 років тому +43

    "accidentally went off" while pointing a crossbow at a sleeping person's head...

  • @ozonewdb
    @ozonewdb 3 роки тому +2

    My neighbors had a dog that would get loose and was vicious. I told them I would kill the dog if he were in my yard again. They called the police and said I threatened to shoot their dog, I told him I most certainly did do that. He said it's illegal to shoot a gun in city limits. I said ok, I got a bow and plenty of broadheads. He went back and told them if the dog is in my yard it dies. A week later another neighbor did the deed.

  • @varangiantactical8843
    @varangiantactical8843 5 років тому +22

    Criminal: Our arrows will blot out the sun.
    Police: Then we shall fight in the shade.
    Criminal: *fires Arrow*
    "SHIELD WALLLLLL!!!"

  • @tokay.
    @tokay. 5 років тому +20

    He would've won if his bow was enchanted with Infinity.

  • @supergleep9692
    @supergleep9692 5 років тому +13

    Dude,
    this channel is my favorite, keep up the great work donut.

  • @darkpassenger65
    @darkpassenger65 3 роки тому +15

    Somehow the thought of getting skewered by a bolt sounds way worse than being hit by a 9mm round. But that's just me.

    • @StrategicGamesEtc
      @StrategicGamesEtc 3 роки тому

      Same here; though I've never been in a situation where I was in reasonable danger of being shot, so it's entirely possible my opinion would change if I had been.

    • @maxnaz47
      @maxnaz47 3 роки тому +1

      All depends, hydrostatic shock from super sonic bullets will always do more damage than a through and through piercing shot from a bolt or arrow. That's why shot placement with arrows is so critical.

    • @darkpassenger65
      @darkpassenger65 3 роки тому

      @@maxnaz47 Well, since you put it that way, I stand corrected.

    • @Imagoofygoober69420
      @Imagoofygoober69420 3 роки тому

      @@maxnaz47 true but what if it’s not through and through or it goes in between your ribs or something and is incredibly hard to get out because it could be a broad head or something I think that would be more lethal although I don’t know much about bows

    • @myrlewulf6256
      @myrlewulf6256 3 роки тому +4

      I'd imagine a broadhead wound would be pretty hard to stich up and control bleeding. I think I'd rather get shot by a fmj 9mm.

  • @gabespindler6143
    @gabespindler6143 5 років тому +22

    You ain't had fun until you've played arrow roulette at the age of 9 and had it go into your hip. Fun times.

  • @andrewgillham1824
    @andrewgillham1824 5 років тому +19

    Arrows are far scarier than a gun at close range if that hits you your getting gutted

    • @Kankooro
      @Kankooro 5 років тому +7

      I pray to god the perps too cheap to afford actual tips.

    • @johntaranto29
      @johntaranto29 5 років тому

      You get much larger wound channels with certain arrow heads. Especially if your crossbow can shoot at the 300fps , it can cut flaps in the heart tissue of game like big heavy bucks they're scary

    • @TheRagingK
      @TheRagingK 5 років тому

      I have a 28 pound recurve bow and let me tell you that thing can get the arrow about halfway into your typical sand or rice bag. I don't want to think about how skin gives up a lot less resistance when it comes to getting damaged than a sand bag. No wonder they use them for cover in combat situations because even a bullet can't get all too deep into those things.

  • @overeveryone4501
    @overeveryone4501 4 роки тому +103

    True story:
    My good buddy does life insurance investigations and one of his cases a few years ago was of a possible suicide where a man was found in his bed with a arrow in his chest and another arrow through his neck and out the back! There was a bow, not a crossbow, but the good old fashioned bow laying on the floor at the foot of his bed. Apparently, the man pulled the bow back with his feet and held the arrow with his toes(?), and twice at that?! Florida btw

    • @righthomosphere7962
      @righthomosphere7962 3 роки тому +14

      they really didn't want to pay out insurance to him, did they? insurance my ass!

    • @Badbhoys
      @Badbhoys 2 роки тому +3

      Course it florida where else would it be lmao

    • @damiangryphon6349
      @damiangryphon6349 2 роки тому +5

      @@righthomosphere7962 sounds like a homicide to me but idk

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer Рік тому +2

      Yeah that's murder, dude. Gtfo here with that being suicide

  • @bon7029
    @bon7029 3 роки тому +6

    "How is that not in Florida?"
    Best quote ever.

  • @bowmanwright532
    @bowmanwright532 5 років тому +46

    Arrow to the temple? May the odds continue to be ever in your favour Donut.

    • @packaapunch
      @packaapunch 5 років тому +2

      Bowman Wright at least it wasn’t the knee

    • @nazzeem_4388
      @nazzeem_4388 5 років тому +1

      @@packaapunch i used to be a police officer like you, then i took a arrow to the temple.

  • @lordcenaruuk
    @lordcenaruuk 5 років тому +22

    Love this stuff. You just can’t make it up.
    Channel 2 deserves a lot more attention!

  • @Chuck_Freaking_Norris
    @Chuck_Freaking_Norris 5 років тому +26

    If I got shot with an arrow
    *The arrow would die*

  • @fb39371
    @fb39371 3 роки тому

    im only watching your shooting breakdown playlist and i just want to say its cool seeing your life and career progression through the years. keep truckin buddy

  • @wut4516
    @wut4516 5 років тому +66

    Dual wielding crosbows
    Thats something I want to see

    • @seanrosenau2088
      @seanrosenau2088 5 років тому

      Play Diablo 3 you'll get Full-Auto Dual Wielding Crossbows. LOL

    • @onionsilk
      @onionsilk 5 років тому

      Next Minecraft update, promise

  • @franzbauer1367
    @franzbauer1367 5 років тому +18

    Max! Platz! Quiet!
    Good Bork.

  • @usofa-zm5vx
    @usofa-zm5vx 5 років тому +43

    Did that arrow have a handsome spell because donut has one sexy face

  • @fennten8338
    @fennten8338 3 роки тому +8

    "in fact he shot this deputy, who saved a kitten"

  • @lancebabcock9239
    @lancebabcock9239 5 років тому +8

    That Australian man just dropped his arrow, lucky that phone was generous enough to catch it.

  • @prestonmoore2209
    @prestonmoore2209 5 років тому +8

    I feel for you donut, it was about 99 when I took a BB in my Supra orbital torus (top bone of eye socket) thoroughly lame. To this day my buddy tells the story followed by the line "I aim to kill bro, it's just instinct"

  • @Anmatgreen
    @Anmatgreen 5 років тому +14

    Criminal shoots man with crossbow
    Me: "Meh"
    Criminal shoots kitten with crossbow
    Me: "Hans, get the gas."

    • @smileydog5941
      @smileydog5941 5 років тому +6

      Way back in elementary school my buddy told me of all the mischief he would get into with bb guns. Shooting cars passing by? Funny. Shooting street lights? Funny. Shooting a cat through the hips while it was pooping? That one seriously keeps me awake at night sometimes. Thats isnt a joke. He told me how it meowed out in pain as it crawled away on its two front paws. He admitted he didnt feel good about it but I'm still really upset at him even of I haven't spoken to him in about 14 years

    • @ThreeLetters3
      @ThreeLetters3 5 років тому +1

      Smiley Dog Jesus! That's dark

  • @GodLovesYou1624
    @GodLovesYou1624 3 роки тому

    You should have more then the ad just at the end man. I know these videos are old but you’re the one content creator who I would HAPPILY watch 2,3 even four plus ads for.

  • @optc9059
    @optc9059 5 років тому +12

    I will not rest until every tactical, AR5839, heat seeking bow is returned to the authorities!

    • @UnenthusiasticPerson
      @UnenthusiasticPerson 5 років тому +1

      OPTC would this include them high capacity crossbows?

    • @optc9059
      @optc9059 5 років тому +2

      @@UnenthusiasticPerson Yes, along with super full semiautomatic glow in the dark clips as well.

  • @muze2361
    @muze2361 5 років тому +30

    If Jason Voorhees was homeless, has a crossbow and nicknamed peedookey

  • @VolVexGaming
    @VolVexGaming 3 роки тому

    I know this video is over a year old but funny you talk about the crossbow in Minnesota because that happened in my hometown of Andover. It was the talk of the town for quit a while but the guy who shot the crossbow was known to be a little “off” according to the neighbors. Love the channel!!!

  • @eyeofori0n504
    @eyeofori0n504 5 років тому +13

    When you watch donut in **144p** : *doughboy.jpg*
    Vs
    When you watch donut in **2180p** : *musculardoughboy.jpg*

  • @ctr1502
    @ctr1502 4 роки тому +43

    " this was in Alabama... he shot me in the temple with a compound bow" that's strangely Floridaman-esque

  • @PACKERMAN2077
    @PACKERMAN2077 5 років тому +51

    the perpetrator must have been wielding one of those *_scary black tactical assault crossbows_* that I've been hearing about on the news, that attach to your *_scary black AR-15_* Lower.
    Matter of fact of the perp was a *_scary black_* himself!

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 5 років тому +3

      @Jimmy De'Souza yes that was specifically what I was referring to, I was excited as balls when it came out.
      The new Cobra RX although more compact is more intimidating being semi-automatic with the Box magazine, giving it a more _"scary black machine ass-salt rifle gun"_ look instead of the TAC 15 _"scary black sniper rifle"_ look.
      ua-cam.com/video/P2WhUu15B5E/v-deo.html

    • @johnnyappleseedgate2232
      @johnnyappleseedgate2232 5 років тому +1

      I personally prefer the SuperPredator brand black crossbow that attaches to my assault-style AR-15

  • @pippagrey9633
    @pippagrey9633 2 роки тому

    Many years back, the mayor of New Haven CT was trying to ban the sale of arrows within city limits. Which is I suppose being relatively consistent with banning firearm ammo. But I hadn't (and still haven't) heard of drive-by bow-and-arrowings.

  • @steakknives
    @steakknives 5 років тому +17

    If the zombie apocalypse never happened, this is what would have happened to Darryl.

  • @reeva1623
    @reeva1623 5 років тому +38

    "Cat was shot with a crossbow" aww im sad
    "Expected to make a full recovery" Awww yeah man lets gooooooo

  • @rob379lqz
    @rob379lqz 5 років тому +20

    A dull machete, is a dangerous machete.
    Canada 🇨🇦 loves USA quite-a-bit

    • @rob379lqz
      @rob379lqz 5 років тому

      For sure go for it... a wall will help stop the illegals coming into Canada from USA.

  • @banacek8675
    @banacek8675 4 роки тому +8

    “A naked Florida man with a crossbow”.

  • @Rabascan
    @Rabascan 5 років тому +23

    'Rex, quiet!'
    Bork, bork, bork, I'm hungry, bork, let me nom, bork.
    Also, love how the dog commands are in German. Go wild, lil' buddy. Be free.

  • @flylowlevel817
    @flylowlevel817 5 років тому +5

    8:14 Donut tells you he loves you and you can almost feel his moustache tickling your ear.

  • @painpain4490
    @painpain4490 4 роки тому +21

    "Hey cleetus catch the bullet"
    "Oh carol u shot me in the head but that got me thinking"

    • @CAceDubz
      @CAceDubz 4 роки тому

      the funny thing is, Carol is a friend/fellow survivor of Daryl (the dude with the crossbow in the thumbnail) from the show "The walking dead"
      I'm a huge fan tbh

  • @sarcastaball
    @sarcastaball 2 роки тому

    We had one dude here in Norway last year shooting with a bow and arrow inside a general store, hurting a couple of unlucky customers, before he killed a handful of others with a knife a couple of blocks down the street.

  • @bluered1322
    @bluered1322 5 років тому +31

    "The psycopath from no country for old men" LOL 😆

  • @squalltheonly
    @squalltheonly 5 років тому +20

    How about slingshot crime? I bet there are a lot of those

    • @AryDontSurf
      @AryDontSurf 5 років тому +4

      I use one on the homeless folks out here to save public resources.

    • @OpRaven-62
      @OpRaven-62 5 років тому +3

      Lol, that’s actually kinda dark... *Ary Dabirnia*

    • @AryDontSurf
      @AryDontSurf 5 років тому +3

      @@OpRaven-62 well I mean I initially threw fruit, as to potential ward them off and feed them simultaneously. But that created a mess. So the sling shot was the only humane answer. Armed with a bag of dried fava beans, and my Daisy, I will rid my back alley of vagrancy.

    • @wedgeantilles1498
      @wedgeantilles1498 5 років тому +1

      Thats not crime. Just delinquency

    • @AryDontSurf
      @AryDontSurf 5 років тому +2

      @@wedgeantilles1498 if by delinquency you mean Justice, I agree.

  • @snewcomer22
    @snewcomer22 5 років тому +57

    Oh, he has a hole in his head. Is this why he’s called Donut Operator?

  • @dogloversrule8476
    @dogloversrule8476 Рік тому +5

    The guy who hid the guns is definitely nuttier than a jar of extra chunky peanut butter

  • @Error-pe4np
    @Error-pe4np 5 років тому +4

    Thank you so much for the upload! I've been dying of boredom.

  • @TheUncannykodiak
    @TheUncannykodiak 5 років тому +24

    Shot in right side of head with arrow 🤔Only right eyebrow lifts inhumanly far up his forehead. Correlation? I think so!👮‍♂️

  • @DashSVK
    @DashSVK 4 роки тому +8

    the last case sounds like the guy was aiming for the other guy’s phone so he couldn’t take a picture/video of him

  • @dentonthomas5622
    @dentonthomas5622 Рік тому +1

    Arrow wounds are more deadly than gunshot wounds.

  • @GdaySport
    @GdaySport 4 роки тому +8

    When I was a teenager I once attempted to shoot a crossbow out of a window. When I pulled the trigger the right side of the bow hit the window frame, slamming the stock into my jaw. It was a 220lbs draw so it rang my bell pretty good!

    • @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive
      @MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive 4 роки тому +1

      Nissan Patrol GR 3.0 Di Turbo When I was a kid, I was at a county fair where the Society of Creative Anachronisms had a booth. In there was a replica of a medieval style crossbow they let me play with. Once I fired with my thumb sticking up and got caught by the drawstring. It was more numb than it hurt.

    • @GdaySport
      @GdaySport 4 роки тому +1

      @@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive Haha yes that would smart a bit!

    • @themadasshatter1088
      @themadasshatter1088 4 роки тому +1

      Try skeet shooting with a pistol grip 12... Fun and games until the pidgeon crosses left and you forget you just lined up the back of it with your face to fire at it. To my shame, I've done this twice.

  • @jerryspringer1095
    @jerryspringer1095 5 років тому +10

    Fun Fact: Dogs may not molest cars in Kentucky.
    Its a real law.

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 4 роки тому +1

      Cars may molest dogs, however.

    • @jerryspringer1095
      @jerryspringer1095 4 роки тому

      @@501ststormtrooper9 Well of course they can. Dog molestation isn't a problem in 'murica

  • @joshuapannell8131
    @joshuapannell8131 3 роки тому +6

    A neighbor girl and I were playing with an arrow we took the tip out of when we were 7. We were shooting at each other and she sadly got hit in the head near the temple. she got stitches too. I felt like shit for years after that. The shit bored Indiana kids do.

  • @xdboi7859
    @xdboi7859 5 років тому +11

    3:05 jumped me when he said my name