I know someone who experienced this IRL. Friend of mine met his future wife at our Local Game Shop way back in 3rd or 4th edition where he was king of the mountain with his Ultramarines at most local tournaments. One day this loner goth chick who had just moved into town comes in with a beautifully painted Nid army and wipes the floor with him. After that they started hanging out and their dates consisted of playing 40K and painting minis until they got hitched.
I'm sorry, *goth chick 40k enjoyer?!* Your friend struck diamonds, dude!!! So glad he got to experience this IRL with the good ending. You could say he won the war xP
1. She ain't gonna do drugs (already have one) 2. It extremely easy to predict where she is if she ain't around painting those mini (local game store) 3. You can say anything 40k related and she'll be impress and geek out even if it is stupid (Why the Emperor didn't know it was Horus when his name is "Horus Heresy") 4. You'll get a new hobby from her (and possibly addict to plastic crack) 5. Suffering in painting mini together is the best kind of bonding (checkerboard pattern is pain)
You can even pretend to never played wh or other mini wargame to empress her with your painting "talent" ( in truth you have a full wardrobe dedicated to minis
6. This woman doesn't exist for thr most part. If you want a 40k girl, find someone you love and try to get her into 40k. Trying to find a "nerd girl" to make your wife is more often than not a young man's fantasy
@@Solidsnake856 All the girls who were my friends, mostly "nerds", never showed a genuine interest in WH40K, sometimes they said yes but just to not make me feel bad, plus almost all of them had a penchant for sexual things rather than real hobbies. So... yeah... it is some difficult
First: I'm making a call. We're getting Pizza. Food for the body, mind, and spirit. Second: I'm running Blood Angels. We're vibing one Space Marines big time. Third: We're gonna make a bet. Whoever loses has to paint a Kill Team for the winner. Standard tournament ruling of at least 3 different colors on every mini. Fourth: After the day is done, and the date has reached its end, I request that we cuddle up and watch some Warhammer Shows and Lore Videos. Fifth: FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
@@Volandar No brother, My helmet's oxygen supply simply has not malfunctioned, Resulting in a logical brain. YOU however, YOU BRING SHAME UPON US ALL WITH THIS INSISTANCE ON THIS HORRID TOPPING BROTHER!
@@پوریاصحبتزاده-ب3ب My brain has been blessed with the instruments of The Emperor, and charged with the sanctity of the Chapter. If you are so weak of will to be incapable of handling so simple a topping as pineapple on your pizza, then I would suggest speaking to an apothecary about any abnormalities with your augmentations. Or better yet, I will place such a burden upon myself to speak to the Company Chaplain, and explain to them YOUR BLATANT HERESY!
@@Volandar Brother you do not understand, The things I saw the chaos filth do with what you so innocently call a SIMPLE topping. It's but the first step into their degeneracy! Save yourself while the abyss can not gaze into you. For it was the hold that pepperoni and raw crust has over me that saved me, but you....... I'm afraid for you brother, please cease your descent.
1: We gonna get some food, pizza or Chinese food. 2: I'm gonna be either running with World Eaters or the Space Wolves 3: We make a vet, whoever loses has to paint a Deathwatch squad for the winner. 4: After the fight is done, i request we snuggle on the couch together and either watch Warhammer shows/movies or play Space Marine 2. 5: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD AND SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
@@Nempo13 A week has passed since the campaign. The girl has long forgotten the sensation of the sun, nor the taste of fresh air. Amidst the pile of rubble of pizza boxes, soda cans and miniatures, lies a warboss that's barely 5% over their roll phase.
Which army am I gonna pick? Lady you must have me confused for someone with enough disposable income to afford more than one a crippling financial burden.
I meen... she have enough money to actually play warhammer, she is just perfect sugar mommy. Even if I didn't like the warhammer, I would have endured it
Careful boys, this is how they get ya. One minute she shares your hobby and thinks you're cute. The next minute, she starts dropping hints about you joining up with the cadian guard and then one day you finally enlist into the imperial fores, but they dont stick you in some parade unit, oh no. They sent you to the jungles with your Catachan buddies. Not the Krieg ending you were dreading, this one is worse. Instead of dying to shelling or in a charge to reclaim a trench, your buddies are picked off one by one by something in the trees. Tyranids slink around everywhere, they took Jenkins, Johnson, Snake, and even Schwartzy. Eventually its just you, running around like a mad man, sleeping in trees with one eye open. Praying to nobody but your own self that by some miracle you get off this damn planet called V'Nam. And its pouring rain all the time. Then you finally find a bunker with a bunch of other guys, it takes the doctor three hours just to get your boots off. You get airlifted outta there with a dozen other men not fit to fight. You go jome, she's moved on to recruit more to die in the meat grinder. You live off your pension in a ghetto apartment, using a cane to walk around, adicted to morphine, wondering if this is the curse you deserve for having that single tiny moment of interest in playing Tau. Probably. Kill all Xenos.
40k, 30k, KillTeam, Necromunda, Age of Sigmar, Warcry, Warhammer Underworlds, BloodBowl, Mordheim, Gorkamorka, Kings of War, Dungeon Saga, Frostgrave, Stargrave, Rangers of Shadowdeep or rather something like DnD, Pathfinder, Starfinder, any of the Warhammer RPGs, any of the 2D20 RPGs, WhiteWolf RPGs or Dungeon Crawl Classics, maybe? Also just miniature painting in general or terrain making can be great fun. I like me a girl who doesn't mind to get her hands dirty to help with a nice looking Halloween or Christmas Village with full LED inclusion to get just the right amount of lighting.
This is not the girl I want to be with. Way too flirty - I came here to play warhammer, I thought that's what you wanted? clearly she doesn't understand the dedication and mindset... BROTHERS, I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE. THIS WOMAN IS A FOUL CHAOS SORCERESS. SHE HAS ENSARED MY MIND WITH DARK MAGICS, AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HER. PLEASE BROTHER, REMOVE THIS DARK WITCH FROM MY MIND
I'm new to 40k, I haven't played the tabletop game, haven't brought or paint any figurines and haven't read the novels. The only thing I have done play a tactical video game and my favorite is a salamander. If a lovely lady like her ask me on a date to play, I will ask her to teach me everything because I love things that are lore and collectables. I would also ask her to be my girlfriend.
"Well I'd prefer doing Necrons if you're gonna be doing Death Guard, or maybe Adepta Sororitas to get a faithful vs heretic game going. Although I do wanna try out my Custodes more, I don't use them all that often. If you're going Ultramarines, I'd love to play Tyranids to recreate the Battle of Macaggre. And yes, I do have factions specific custom dice and deployment zone markers. ... why are you stripping? Roll for attacker and defender, you offered and I'm playing."
the astartes helmet stays on during sex
yes
The helmet stays on!
The Emperor Protects
"No helmet? Idiot"
-Krouger of the Iron 4th during Battle for Hydra Cordatus in M31
Gotta use protection ;) lol
Rule number 1 on warhammer 40K dates:
If he/she picks drukhari or slaanesh, RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
Coward
Yep. This.
What about the 'nids? Get salad dressing ?
Oh fuck my Fiance picked Drukhari for her first army. Her second choice was slaanesh daemons.
Run for my life? Nah, this is where things start to get interesting.
I know someone who experienced this IRL. Friend of mine met his future wife at our Local Game Shop way back in 3rd or 4th edition where he was king of the mountain with his Ultramarines at most local tournaments. One day this loner goth chick who had just moved into town comes in with a beautifully painted Nid army and wipes the floor with him. After that they started hanging out and their dates consisted of playing 40K and painting minis until they got hitched.
thats so sickeningly cute, i legit might die good for them
I'm sorry, *goth chick 40k enjoyer?!* Your friend struck diamonds, dude!!! So glad he got to experience this IRL with the good ending.
You could say he won the war xP
The fact that they were Nids vs. Ultramarines makes it even more perfect.
THAT HAS GOT TO BE SOME GOD TIER AI STORY, NO WAY!! :D
@@salvadortoscano2534 NOBODY IS THAT LUCKY!
1. She ain't gonna do drugs (already have one)
2. It extremely easy to predict where she is if she ain't around painting those mini (local game store)
3. You can say anything 40k related and she'll be impress and geek out even if it is stupid (Why the Emperor didn't know it was Horus when his name is "Horus Heresy")
4. You'll get a new hobby from her (and possibly addict to plastic crack)
5. Suffering in painting mini together is the best kind of bonding (checkerboard pattern is pain)
You would be financially cooked tho considering the price of the figurines themselves 💀
I sacrifice my wallet, worth it
You can even pretend to never played wh or other mini wargame to empress her with your painting "talent" ( in truth you have a full wardrobe dedicated to minis
6. This woman doesn't exist for thr most part. If you want a 40k girl, find someone you love and try to get her into 40k. Trying to find a "nerd girl" to make your wife is more often than not a young man's fantasy
@@Solidsnake856 All the girls who were my friends, mostly "nerds", never showed a genuine interest in WH40K, sometimes they said yes but just to not make me feel bad, plus almost all of them had a penchant for sexual things rather than real hobbies.
So... yeah... it is some difficult
*Places 2000 Points of Necrons on the table with malicious intent*
adds an additional 2000 points of tyranids with hungering intent
@@chimley072 the two of you can stay the fuck away from me.
*Places 3k points of Ogor Mawtribes on a different table.*
*Starts singing "No voice in our ear but the maw" *
@@Ghost3210
*Sits down and starts playing a WF Game.*
2000 points of Knights, or 8 Norns
It's a well known fact that there's nothing more erogenous than sharing your passion with someone, especially if it involves lottle plastic men.
Lottle
@@cristhianmlrin lottle we trust
If this guy doesn't want her, I'll gladly go for her. Black Templars. Let's go.
No pity
No remorse
No fear
Same. Black legion, let the galaxy burn.
SUFFER NOT THE UNCLEAN TO LIVE
Praise the emperor
0:44 *gently but passionately slams my Imperial Knights on the table* FOR GLORY AND CHIVALRY, HAVE AT THEE!
"What army am I gonna pick"? Lady I am, have always been, and will always be, loyal to the Death Korps of Krieg. Now pass me dem fuckin dice, lady!
Well least she knows you're rich lmao
In life War, in death Peace. In life shame, in death atonement.
@@zombieoutbreakprod Only in death does duty end. His wallet's duty ended a long time ago.
guys you're actually fucked if you think any of my krieg figures are ones I paid full price for. Most of them are made of clay & wire.
@@zombieoutbreakprod or really good with a 3d printer
"You can pick whichever army you like"
I'll have 5 knights... and 5 more knights
First: I'm making a call. We're getting Pizza. Food for the body, mind, and spirit.
Second: I'm running Blood Angels. We're vibing one Space Marines big time.
Third: We're gonna make a bet. Whoever loses has to paint a Kill Team for the winner. Standard tournament ruling of at least 3 different colors on every mini.
Fourth: After the day is done, and the date has reached its end, I request that we cuddle up and watch some Warhammer Shows and Lore Videos.
Fifth: FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
"For the love of the Emperor, please make sure no-one orders any pineapple on their pizza."
@@shadowwolfie85 No F**King pineapple on your pizza!? Do you lack faith!? DO YOU LACK A SPINE, BROTHER!!!??
@@Volandar No brother, My helmet's oxygen supply simply has not malfunctioned, Resulting in a logical brain. YOU however, YOU BRING SHAME UPON US ALL WITH THIS INSISTANCE ON THIS HORRID TOPPING BROTHER!
@@پوریاصحبتزاده-ب3ب My brain has been blessed with the instruments of The Emperor, and charged with the sanctity of the Chapter. If you are so weak of will to be incapable of handling so simple a topping as pineapple on your pizza, then I would suggest speaking to an apothecary about any abnormalities with your augmentations.
Or better yet, I will place such a burden upon myself to speak to the Company Chaplain, and explain to them YOUR BLATANT HERESY!
@@Volandar Brother you do not understand, The things I saw the chaos filth do with what you so innocently call a SIMPLE topping. It's but the first step into their degeneracy!
Save yourself while the abyss can not gaze into you.
For it was the hold that pepperoni and raw crust has over me that saved me, but you....... I'm afraid for you brother, please cease your descent.
She would've had my heart if she said Salamanders
you and me both brother VULKAN LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@daniloalvessantana
*STOMP STOMP*
Same here.
Atleast she ain't using Tau.
My brother
*"WAKE UP BROTHER! THE LOYALIST SCUMS ARE COMING!"*
How dare you
YOU HERETIC
@@janjagodzinski9249 FOR THE EMPOROR. FOR CADIA
But brother... Their woman... Dont have crab claws...
Heretic spotted
ALRIGHT FIRE *face slams Exterminatus button*
Wait, did she say Deathguard?
SIGN ME THE F£CK UP
Irish
@@thearkitect4254 MF DEATH GUARD VS ORCS!!!!!!
It’s funny because I am tempted to try out painting Warhammer minis for dioramas or games by starting with Death Guard. I like my stinky gardeners
Me to that: “ah yes, I see you too are a fellow of culture”
Is your name Lucius by aby chances? XD
Personally, I would spend a good whole day with this young lady and her hobby of 40K. And on that same note, I would choose to play the Orcs.
Orks! Not d&d. 40k are ORKS. WAAAAAARRGH
FOR GAZ LETS WAAAAAAAAAGH
@@CageyLobster123 We gunna Krump the Git called Angron!!!!
Revenge for Ghazgul! For Ole Bale Eye Yarrick!
look lady i am only here for the biomass for the hive
"I'm here for your biomass" is NOT what any woman wants to hear.
@@sleepingbee8997 the hive arrives all the same
She’s she’s the one she’s a keeper
By the Emperor, I shall lay this holy pipe and spread thy Gene seed for The Imperium!
FOR ULTRAMAR!
"THE BED BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID! CAIDA STANDS!"
Imagine needing to use a Death Guard player's bathroom mid session, the veil would be so thin you could hear Isha's screams
Is this the military shogi she put together..
ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
Death to Angron! Vengeance for Yarrick!
WWWAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH
orkpilled
WAAAAGGGGHHHHH, DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA, ERE WE GOOOOOOOOO
If sum git tinks of thrakking yous zoggin' new buttocks, use yah Dakka. I dat don' work, use MORE DAKKA!
My Armageddon Steel Legion will stand. Commisar Yarrick, lead your men.
Never forget what tenth edition took from us men....
@adamhubert6298 That's why I won't buy tenth edition.
@@Randomguy419b yo ho yo ho, pirate that shit man it's what I do
Amen, Brother. You can take my mechanized infantry company is reserve.
The Death Korps of Kreig is calling, Commissar.
Your finances together are gonna be awful.
How dare you put words in my mouth with that ending!
Hand me those Ultra Marines, woman. I'll show you excitement! FOR THE EMPEROR!
Battle Sisters! Purge the unclean!!
*Places 2000 point Guardsman army onto table.*
You will learn to fear the humble Lasgun!
Sign me tf up. She likes Death Guard so much, let's see how she likes being on the receiving end of Typhus's manreaper!
That girl looks like a fluffy-haired Haman Karn.
That is absolutely a benefit.
What if she hears that I'm playing Imperial Knights ?
We will repeat MGR with the Rules of Nature playing in the background ?!
Finally, a fellow knight enjoyer !!
Our joust will be legendary !!
(hell march 1 starts playing in the distance)
War Never Changes...
She is worth it. Most of the date will be her trying to teach me how to play but it would be a great date.
I don't care who the IRS send, im not paying Taxes!
The guard will get me that snu snu. They never let me down.
A gd that likes 40k? The Emperor Protects and his gifts are accepted!
1: We gonna get some food, pizza or Chinese food.
2: I'm gonna be either running with World Eaters or the Space Wolves
3: We make a vet, whoever loses has to paint a Deathwatch squad for the winner.
4: After the fight is done, i request we snuggle on the couch together and either watch Warhammer shows/movies or play Space Marine 2.
5: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD AND SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
SHE SAID DEATH GUARD IS HER FAVOURITE. LET'S FUCKING GO.
Yes ma’am please teach me to play 40K!
Eat?!
That's for nerds... I'm a Tyranid player!
**Eats tiny mans of plastic**
No thanks, I brought my own dice. *brings out my dice collection, enough to equip a small army*
A small army? You are not an Ork player.
I legit have a bucket of dice. >.> I ran out of dice once and vowwed never again.
@@Nempo13 A week has passed since the campaign. The girl has long forgotten the sensation of the sun, nor the taste of fresh air. Amidst the pile of rubble of pizza boxes, soda cans and miniatures, lies a warboss that's barely 5% over their roll phase.
Which army am I gonna pick? Lady you must have me confused for someone with enough disposable income to afford more than one a crippling financial burden.
GET REDDY LADZ!! DA BEAKYZ IZ COMIN!! WAAAGH!!!
Well, Imperium in the streets, Khorne in the sheets, baby.
Scene transition:
"Why's there blood everywhere????"
When you flank her rear lines and she screams "Ave Dominus Nox!"
Three factions I like in 40k
1. Vindicare assassin
2. Adepta Sororitas
3. Raptor Chapter
I meen... she have enough money to actually play warhammer, she is just perfect sugar mommy. Even if I didn't like the warhammer, I would have endured it
life could be a dream
The Emperor Protects but Omnissiah Provides and Isha really did bless you,
Careful boys, this is how they get ya. One minute she shares your hobby and thinks you're cute. The next minute, she starts dropping hints about you joining up with the cadian guard and then one day you finally enlist into the imperial fores, but they dont stick you in some parade unit, oh no. They sent you to the jungles with your Catachan buddies. Not the Krieg ending you were dreading, this one is worse. Instead of dying to shelling or in a charge to reclaim a trench, your buddies are picked off one by one by something in the trees. Tyranids slink around everywhere, they took Jenkins, Johnson, Snake, and even Schwartzy. Eventually its just you, running around like a mad man, sleeping in trees with one eye open. Praying to nobody but your own self that by some miracle you get off this damn planet called V'Nam. And its pouring rain all the time. Then you finally find a bunker with a bunch of other guys, it takes the doctor three hours just to get your boots off. You get airlifted outta there with a dozen other men not fit to fight. You go jome, she's moved on to recruit more to die in the meat grinder. You live off your pension in a ghetto apartment, using a cane to walk around, adicted to morphine, wondering if this is the curse you deserve for having that single tiny moment of interest in playing Tau. Probably. Kill all Xenos.
40k, 30k, KillTeam, Necromunda, Age of Sigmar, Warcry, Warhammer Underworlds, BloodBowl, Mordheim, Gorkamorka, Kings of War, Dungeon Saga, Frostgrave, Stargrave, Rangers of Shadowdeep or rather something like DnD, Pathfinder, Starfinder, any of the Warhammer RPGs, any of the 2D20 RPGs, WhiteWolf RPGs or Dungeon Crawl Classics, maybe?
Also just miniature painting in general or terrain making can be great fun. I like me a girl who doesn't mind to get her hands dirty to help with a nice looking Halloween or Christmas Village with full LED inclusion to get just the right amount of lighting.
when was having a partner who's into 40K a red flag to someone who is also into 40K? This shit is the jackpot
She likes Warhammer 40K, she is actually genuinely invested in it? And she supports Space Marines?! HELL YEAH SHE IS WORTH IT!
I'm a Necrons man. With Night Lords as my second army. Finally, a woman that can match my freak.
Time to whip out my 1500+ points of DEATHGUARD!
Ya leavz me no choice, ya git!
*pulls out bucket of dice, rulebook, and entire army of orks*
WAAAAAAGH!
By the dark gods, slaanesh is very pleased
man i didnt wanna do this
DOMAIN EXPANSION
INFINITE CONSENT
Learning the rules will take the whole day on its own
1. I play tyranids
2. Nom nom nom nom
3. I don't know what to do. After nom nom
Leagues of Votann...for the ancestors!
TAKE ME NOW AND I CALL DIBS ON VOTANN!
'Blue is luck, red is speed, I choose to fight fast, and paint my suit in several coats of goblin blood'
'Hand me the red mini'
Deathguard = Space Marines. "Oh we're rockin our 30k lists, mb!"
Ok if we are talking 30K I am bringing my Night Lords
Then at the cusp of final victory, you wake up.
Would stay because that means she could paint my army
She is playing the redemptor like me ,she is perfect
Wait so am I loaning one of your armies, because we could have used this date to assemble my own army...
This is not the girl I want to be with. Way too flirty - I came here to play warhammer, I thought that's what you wanted? clearly she doesn't understand the dedication and mindset...
BROTHERS, I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE. THIS WOMAN IS A FOUL CHAOS SORCERESS. SHE HAS ENSARED MY MIND WITH DARK MAGICS, AND I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HER. PLEASE BROTHER, REMOVE THIS DARK WITCH FROM MY MIND
12 kastelans with enginseers, coming right up
"Move my soldiers? My Lady, I play guard." *Shelling intensifies.*
the solution:
choose Orks and put a backet of dices on the table
@
- ... oh Emperor...
- There is more!
@
put the second bucket of dices
@
- ... noooo
Woman, prepare to face my dynasty.
This is perfection. Also imma definitely choose Death Guard because they’re legitimately my favorite army.
this is my cousins soulmate
Welp. I always knew something would make me cave in sooner or later. I'll go start my Imperial Knights Army.
9th edition death guard thank you very much. i blieve in 9th edition supremacy.
"Alert Red Spy is in the base"
Comes back from snack/drink run. Let's do this!
Me: so, this is like D&D, right? I’ve played that, but not this.
She’s lowkey perfect, death guard and salamanders have always been my number ones
40k$ is worth it... Im building an ork army...
As a catachan guard main... WOULD!
As a war hammer 40k lore junkie I will happily take her.
Oh that VA had *waaaaay* too much fun with those voice lines lmao.
Ultramarines... *Shrugs* could be worse. Atleast she's not playing Drukhari or Slaaneshi. 😅
Me keeping eye contact: "I pick the Drukhhari! The safeword is RADISH!"
I'm heading out the door, but not because I'm leaving.
I just need to make two trips to bring all my Orks in.
I was worried when I saw the Ultrasmurfs, but then she said she mains Death Guard. A keeper.
I'm new to 40k, I haven't played the tabletop game, haven't brought or paint any figurines and haven't read the novels. The only thing I have done play a tactical video game and my favorite is a salamander. If a lovely lady like her ask me on a date to play, I will ask her to teach me everything because I love things that are lore and collectables. I would also ask her to be my girlfriend.
I'd ask her to be my wife and I know nothing of 40k
Ma’am, your Death Guard shall be outmaneuvered and outgunned by the Tallarn Desert Raiders.
"Alright, it's worth it."
As a warhammer 40k enjoyer....
YESH! YES SHE DEFINITELY IS!!!!
[This is my eternal reminder to finish painting my Orks!]
This is awesome!
"Well I'd prefer doing Necrons if you're gonna be doing Death Guard, or maybe Adepta Sororitas to get a faithful vs heretic game going. Although I do wanna try out my Custodes more, I don't use them all that often. If you're going Ultramarines, I'd love to play Tyranids to recreate the Battle of Macaggre. And yes, I do have factions specific custom dice and deployment zone markers.
... why are you stripping? Roll for attacker and defender, you offered and I'm playing."
I see this as an absolute win
Me Screaming at the Guy: You idiot! Why did you walk out the door?! This is everything I ever wanted!
Is this how slaneesh coruption works?
Yep, definetly worth it
My 2000 points army of orks will krump every umie in the table
I pick the Salamanders.