Mitchell & Webb - Vectron

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  • Опубліковано 17 лип 2009
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  • @GypsyScot1
    @GypsyScot1 Рік тому +1930

    I like to imagine that this wasn't even a sci-fi setting before it all started, just a normal office or something. All this progress happened in three weeks under Vectron's inspiring light.

    • @momon969
      @momon969 Рік тому +157

      Through Vectron's blessing, this branch of Staples has finally subdued the Jorgall Union, giving us free access to the Andromeda cluster!

    • @maasro
      @maasro Рік тому +91

      You mean, they developed warp engines, space travel, a galactic empire and what not all in three weeks? THis Vectron must be something. For Vectron!

    • @bobbyfeet2240
      @bobbyfeet2240 Рік тому +54

      @@maasro Do not question what Vectron can do, for his powers are endless. Praise Vectron!

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 Рік тому +25

      I guess thats what they are implying. They were just a normal company and after turning to vectron they became an interstellar empire.

    • @jameslarimer9211
      @jameslarimer9211 Рік тому +27

      @@maasro I think it's interesting to take this idea even further. Maybe there were no advancements, but they just imagine prosperity and progress because of Vectron. Maybe they don't even imagine. The closest thing they do to imply the future is a) the decorations and dress, which could easily just be religious iconography, and b) the phrase "galactic endeavor". But notice they didn't say INTERgalactic endeavor. In our society, without access to other galaxies, ALL endeavors are galactic endeavors. They just like the crisp snappy uniforms and snazzy decor. You know, like Catholics.

  • @michaelinlofi
    @michaelinlofi 11 місяців тому +147

    You can tell this is England in the future because it took him three weeks of being too awkward to ask before he finally cracked

    • @tomconnors8165
      @tomconnors8165 Місяць тому +2

      And the accents, by Vectron!

    • @sharingtherealworld
      @sharingtherealworld 19 днів тому +2

      @@tomconnors8165 By Vectron's Eyes!

    • @tomconnors8165
      @tomconnors8165 19 днів тому

      @@sharingtherealworld or ears

    • @Chico-m9y
      @Chico-m9y 21 годину тому

      With the rate it's going they should all be Pakistani.

  • @jeremyskinner564
    @jeremyskinner564 3 роки тому +3232

    I love how they narrow it down to either a) The ancient Scrolls of Vectron discovered in the first age of Vectron, or b) last Thursday when Pete took a sick day

    • @StarlasAiko
      @StarlasAiko 3 роки тому +203

      Both dates coincidentally coincide.

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 2 роки тому +120

      The scrolls were written in the first age of Vectron. Discovered possibly last Thursday.

    • @TheWizardOfBonk
      @TheWizardOfBonk 2 роки тому +30

      That is indeed the plot and subject of the sketch! Well identified

    • @tee2567
      @tee2567 2 роки тому +5

      @@StarlasAiko But by mere happenstance.

    • @davesy6969
      @davesy6969 2 роки тому +8

      "By Plectrum!" Doesn't sound nearly as good.
      "By Vectron's shiny shoes!"

  • @Skinz01
    @Skinz01 3 роки тому +1152

    This is what it looks like when your empire changes ethics in Stellaris.

    • @Danbutch24
      @Danbutch24 Рік тому +15

      So true! XD

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine Рік тому +14

      Steve is when we forget that ethics were changed and we're like "oh... why did I do that ?"

    • @WiseOwl_1408
      @WiseOwl_1408 Рік тому +1

      Wise 🦉

  • @ewanmcfadyen
    @ewanmcfadyen 3 роки тому +1729

    "If Vectron did not exist it would be necessary to invent him" - (not) Voltaire

    • @thekinginyellow1744
      @thekinginyellow1744 3 роки тому +19

      Exactly what I was thinking!

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne 3 роки тому +41

      Voltaire later lost his plectrum and inadvertently gave rise to this religion.

    • @thekinginyellow1744
      @thekinginyellow1744 3 роки тому +22

      @@DanielVerberne Had he been a finger picker, this never would have happened!

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 роки тому +29

      "Don't believe everything you hear on the internet, especially in the youtube comment section" - Voltaire, 1777.

    • @ionlyfearphobophobia
      @ionlyfearphobophobia 3 роки тому +14

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom "If it's on the Internet then it must be true, and you can't question it."
      - Abraham Lincoln

  • @JumpingJackFlash1989
    @JumpingJackFlash1989 8 років тому +2217

    By vectrons kindly claw, that was a good sketch

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 4 роки тому +2377

    _Vectron was taken from an occurrence during the writing process. During a break, several of the writers'_ *[sic]* _were playing with a ball and one began shouting "By Vectron!" in the style of the Galaxy Quest catchphrase "By Grabthar's Hammer!" Another writer returned to find the writers making many references to the unknown entity Vectron._
    *Source: **en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That_Mitchell_and_Webb_Look#Podcast*

    • @JohnSmith-ie8ir
      @JohnSmith-ie8ir 3 роки тому +405

      So this whole thing literally happened irl.... mind blown!

    • @DemonWarp65
      @DemonWarp65 3 роки тому +338

      By Vectron, that really puts this whole sketch into perspective. Thank you for sharing that. May Vectron smile upon you eternally!!

    • @spyrofan9681
      @spyrofan9681 3 роки тому +41

      That is brilliant

    • @IsiahTomas
      @IsiahTomas 3 роки тому +18

      These sales are fantastic!

    • @joejasat
      @joejasat 3 роки тому +106

      Vectron's good grace upon you for sharing this information sir!

  • @cosmicorder2
    @cosmicorder2 2 роки тому +939

    I just love how they are all so cool with admitting that they made a mistake and admitted it was a pretty cool mistake in hindsight.

  • @yougofirstillgothen2130
    @yougofirstillgothen2130 3 роки тому +1152

    "Vectron is dead." - Nietzsche

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 3 роки тому +7

      @Hugh Jones Vectron wills it.

    • @Robert-hz9bj
      @Robert-hz9bj 3 роки тому +83

      "Nietzsche is dead." - Vectron

    • @YouOpaOpa
      @YouOpaOpa 3 роки тому +6

      How could it? Vectron is the end, the beginning and the circle.

    • @Voltaic_Fire
      @Voltaic_Fire 3 роки тому +43

      _"Nietzesche is Vectron."_ - Dead

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 3 роки тому +4

      By Vectrons mighty claw i think you are gravely mistaken!!

  • @SuperWolfman9
    @SuperWolfman9 5 років тому +1958

    To be fair, doing stuff in the name of Vectron, may his shining light ever guide us, allowed just the 4 of them to form a galactic empire and conquer vast swaths of the galaxy in about 3 weeks...

    • @4675636b596f755954
      @4675636b596f755954 4 роки тому +396

      I'm preeetty sure General Phil said our Empire's capital planet has been standing for more than ten millennia.
      Although, on the other hand, I can't shake the feeling that as late as last summer we were a small import company based in Slough.

    • @calebfuller4713
      @calebfuller4713 3 роки тому +176

      @@4675636b596f755954 The impression you get of the Galactic Empire in Star Wars, vs what you find out in the prequels, where you realize the whole thing's only been going for about 20 years...

    • @michaelgrosberg2665
      @michaelgrosberg2665 3 роки тому +70

      @@calebfuller4713 And that's eight years *more* than the third reich.

    • @springyslinky2190
      @springyslinky2190 3 роки тому +20

      FSM move on over; praise Vectron’s shiny marbles

    • @MDP1702
      @MDP1702 3 роки тому +40

      @@calebfuller4713 To be fair we know that the empire only existed for a couple decades (4-5 max) at most, since Kenobi could remember a time before the empire.

  • @Argumemnon
    @Argumemnon Рік тому +70

    "By Vectron's eyes, I'm glad to hear it."
    It's the little details that make the comedy work.

  • @regal1lager
    @regal1lager 3 роки тому +1295

    Imagine my surprise to find this video after working for an electronics manufacturing company literally named 'VECTRON International' for nearly 20 years - I now have a mission to show this to as many of my fellow employees as possible...by Vectron's Beard!! 🤣

    • @JohnZ117
      @JohnZ117 3 роки тому +82

      Progress report requested.

    • @MegaKurtus
      @MegaKurtus 3 роки тому +67

      By Vectron it shall be so

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 3 роки тому +47

      Thank your kindly claw for this comment.

    • @angelisdania1594
      @angelisdania1594 3 роки тому +43

      I think I've seen your point-of-sale systems here in Australia, by Vectron's striking brow.

    • @ATMOSK1234
      @ATMOSK1234 2 роки тому +8

      The sketch writer might have named it after your company

  • @sarahjrandomnumbers
    @sarahjrandomnumbers 2 роки тому +307

    By Vectron's golden foot, I have come back to watch this clip again.
    *FOR VECTRON!*

    • @jamesmaybrick2001
      @jamesmaybrick2001 2 роки тому +7

      By Vectrons Holy Ringpeice of Burning Fire...M&W was the last truly great sketch show.

    • @sarahjrandomnumbers
      @sarahjrandomnumbers 2 роки тому +7

      @@jamesmaybrick2001 By Vectron's mild case of Dyslexia, you are truly correct!

    • @drworm5007
      @drworm5007 Рік тому +4

      In the name of Vectron's Indian take out leftovers, it's a good sketch.

    • @sarahjrandomnumbers
      @sarahjrandomnumbers Рік тому +3

      ​@Mr. Daggers IRL You said that with such strength of will and character, it was almost as if Vectron was channeling himself through you.
      PRAISE VECTRON!

    • @martiedoherty5765
      @martiedoherty5765 Рік тому +3

      As have I by Vectrons`s fluffy slippers!

  • @K.D.Meyers
    @K.D.Meyers 3 роки тому +190

    I love how they all salute differently 😆

  • @katzen3314
    @katzen3314 7 років тому +1736

    Ugh I hate it when I lose my plectrum and accidentally start a religion.

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 5 років тому +9

      State of Aporia Praise Cloister the Stupid!

    • @IamRobotMonkey
      @IamRobotMonkey 4 роки тому +11

      @@TheJovialBrit A piano playing heretic! Burn them in the name of Vectron!

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 роки тому +7

      *lose

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne 3 роки тому +6

      Definitely gives the term 'guitar heroes' a new meaning.

    • @hitchslap8254
      @hitchslap8254 3 роки тому +28

      I lost my son's muslin. That snowballed.

  • @tintomara6209
    @tintomara6209 3 роки тому +184

    ''Vectron is a concept by which we measure our pain.'' John Lennon

    • @andyfawcett7060
      @andyfawcett7060 3 роки тому +10

      Imagine there's no Vectron, I wonder if you can.

    • @TomthatiscalledTom
      @TomthatiscalledTom 3 роки тому +4

      Vectron is Not Great
      Christopher Hitchens

    • @tintomara6209
      @tintomara6209 3 роки тому +4

      @@TomthatiscalledTom 'Vectron is dead' Friedrich Nietzsche

    • @TomthatiscalledTom
      @TomthatiscalledTom 3 роки тому +5

      @@tintomara6209 The Vectron Delusion
      Richard Dawkins

    • @ayebraine
      @ayebraine 2 роки тому +2

      I love the fact that while trying to overcome the awkward situation they basically turned it into dealing with premature ejaculation. "Let's get some wine and see if we can get back into it".

  • @lloroshastar6347
    @lloroshastar6347 9 місяців тому +21

    The world needs Vectron's light right now

  • @tomiantenna7279
    @tomiantenna7279 2 роки тому +70

    That perfectly synchronized "FOR VECTRON!" at the end tho!

  • @nigelbenn4642
    @nigelbenn4642 3 роки тому +121

    This is exactly how UK businesses operate, you're off for a couple of days and on your return everyone's on new business bullshit bingo jargon and it's suddenly become the aims statement overnight.

    • @l0u13__3
      @l0u13__3 2 роки тому +9

      Only when you’re off

    • @steverye8872
      @steverye8872 2 роки тому +19

      It's that way in the states too. I work as an ASM for a major retailer. I work three long shifts a week and inevitably when I come back some from my four days off I'm confronted with some new policy/ fundraiser/ best practice that wasn't there the previous week and everyone seems to have known about forever. By Vectrons beard it can be disorienting.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr Рік тому +1

      Mission statement. Get the nomenclature right

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 місяці тому +1

      Yup, plenty of corporate policies crop up overnight e.g. 'synergy' 'proximal' etc

  • @tenacious3911
    @tenacious3911 Рік тому +385

    Things we know about Vectron:
    He has eyes, golden wings, a beard, a kindly claw, and knees.
    He is eternal, the end, the beginning, the circle of (life?)
    He wrote the Scrolls of Vectron, commencing the "First Age of Vectron".
    He certainly seems to be an interesting chap if nothing else.

    • @blablabubles
      @blablabubles Рік тому +10

      If I was a bit better as an artist I would love to draw that

    • @7DYNAMIN
      @7DYNAMIN Рік тому +7

      His name sounds similar to plectrum

    • @david7522
      @david7522 Рік тому +8

      His kindly claw is presumably able to hold a pen what with the scroll writing and all....
      This probably rules out a crab or lobster appendage.

    • @FreeTheDonbas
      @FreeTheDonbas Рік тому +2

      Not dissimilar to Rassilon. Have you seen The Video of Rassilon?

    • @hk1371
      @hk1371 11 місяців тому +3

      He also has a mouth cause he smiles upon us

  • @DemonWarp65
    @DemonWarp65 3 роки тому +316

    By Vectron's silver beard, I really enjoyed how they re-created the late-70s/early-80s aesthetic of this sketch. May Vectron smite our enemies eternally!! FOR VECTRON!!!!

    • @ethericboy
      @ethericboy 2 роки тому +3

      By Vectrons kindly sneeze I"m in,Hail Vectron the source of all reality and being!

    • @nkt1
      @nkt1 2 роки тому +4

      Plus the Star Trek-esque background spaceship hum.

    • @GudieveNing
      @GudieveNing Рік тому +3

      Camp is the word! Blake's 7 comes to mind too.

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 11 місяців тому +1

      @@GudieveNing It's not camp, it's stylized retro-futurism.

    • @DemonWarp65
      @DemonWarp65 10 місяців тому

      @@ComicGladiator Oh by Vectron's sharpened claw, let us not get caught up in the whatfors and whys, for Vectron would want unity throughout the galaxy in these dark times! *FOR VECTRON!!*

  • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
    @TonkarzOfSolSystem 11 місяців тому +37

    This reminds me of the artillery crew from WWII that named their gun and started dressing up strangely and doing things for it. Apparently as crew members would die or get rotated away the replacement crew members were inducted into the micro-culture. Apparently all the crew members were replaced multiple times and the practice still continued.

    • @fastertrackcreative
      @fastertrackcreative 3 місяці тому +4

      In times of hardship you have to find a way to manage it no matter how weird.

  • @Pauly421
    @Pauly421 10 років тому +381

    For Vectron! He surely smiles down upon this video

    • @Agent_Pumpkin
      @Agent_Pumpkin 7 років тому +22

      Indeed is it not written that Vectron will smile kindly at all positive comments and smite those heathens who mock his kindly claw and knobbly knees. In Vectrons name we drink this gin, cheers!

    • @elliottknifton8902
      @elliottknifton8902 4 роки тому +9

      @@Agent_Pumpkin a toast to Vectron!

    • @marcokite
      @marcokite 3 роки тому +4

      @Bill Patrick Jones - as indeed he is Bill, as indeed he is

  • @stephaniecarr6984
    @stephaniecarr6984 3 роки тому +32

    "..honestly Steve, no one, I mean none of us, had ever said the word "Vectron"-in our LIVES- until I took that day off.." Lol!!! One of my fave skits!

  • @SacredDaturana
    @SacredDaturana 3 роки тому +71

    These uniforms kind of slap. The military coat with kind of a skirt thing looks surprisingly cool.

  • @leopold7562
    @leopold7562 3 роки тому +87

    Ooh, that uncomfortable silence was joyous. By Vectron’s spleen, I proclaim Mitchell and Webb to be fine comedians!

    • @leopold7562
      @leopold7562 3 роки тому +2

      @A Laishram I’d be hard pressed to argue otherwise

  • @666deadman1988
    @666deadman1988 8 років тому +347

    I just saw the new Star Wars and, by Vectron, the scenes with the First Order reminded me of this sketch.

    • @BarterTom
      @BarterTom 3 роки тому +3

      By Snoke!

    • @2DRonaldo
      @2DRonaldo 3 роки тому +3

      @@BarterTom No! by Vectron!

  • @redraider76
    @redraider76 Рік тому +12

    This and the "Are we the baddies?" sketch are my two favourite Mitchell & Webb sketches!

  • @hamzahalasadulloh7779
    @hamzahalasadulloh7779 5 років тому +344

    Love the incredibly mundane names they have

    • @bernardthedisappointedowl6938
      @bernardthedisappointedowl6938 5 років тому +5

      By Vectron, Geoff is a wonderful name - it inspires - um,. hang on, - ah, OK, I'll give you that one, ^oo^

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 4 роки тому +15

      The thing is, if advanced aliens ever turn up their names or designations will probably sound very exotic and weird to us, but they might just be the equivalent of "Geoff Bridges" or "Martin Scott", just like foreign names used to, before we all got used to them.

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 3 роки тому +4

      I thought it was to imply that before Vectron, they were ordinary modern day office workers.

    • @ryans756
      @ryans756 3 роки тому +4

      To be fair, Luke Skywalker had the same problem. And there's a rumour that before "Darth", Darth Vader was actually just Dave. Dave Vader of the Galactic Empire. So they changed it.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 роки тому +1

      @@bernardthedisappointedowl6938 Geoff was the name of the giraffe mascot of toys r us. Rip toys r us.

  • @UPRCPlaysGames
    @UPRCPlaysGames 13 років тому +86

    This is my favourite skit from the show. I could watch it a million times.

    • @martinfiedler4317
      @martinfiedler4317 2 роки тому +9

      By Vectron, you should!

    • @mediocreman6323
      @mediocreman6323 Рік тому +3

      Hm, let's say the sketch is 4 minutes long, four million minutes, when watching this sketch 12 hours a day, every day of the week … it would take you less than 15 years and 3 months. BY VECTRON, IT _IS_ POSSIBLE!

  • @S7EVE_P
    @S7EVE_P 6 років тому +216

    I had a Vauxhall Vectra a few years back, good car. By Vectra

    • @herbie747
      @herbie747 5 років тому +5

      Quality.

    • @thomasmcdonough7867
      @thomasmcdonough7867 5 років тому +17

      Buy vectra*

    • @trotskiftw
      @trotskiftw 5 років тому +2

      No Vauxhall is good..

    • @RichardSShepherd
      @RichardSShepherd 3 роки тому +8

      Ah - the multiple Vectra heresy. There is only one Vectron!

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 3 роки тому +6

      @@thomasmcdonough7867 I think he meant, Bye Vectra, because he no longer had it (triggers a different reading of the Vectra instruction manual and triggers 2,000 years of holy war)

  • @vincent_hall
    @vincent_hall 2 роки тому +77

    Never spoil a good cult with logic!
    Thank Vectron for wine!

    • @seantrevathan3041
      @seantrevathan3041 2 роки тому +1

      The soundtack from Space Above and Beyond sure helped

    • @thedasher98
      @thedasher98 11 місяців тому +1

      @@seantrevathan3041great show. Could do with a remake/reboot

  • @rachskald
    @rachskald 10 років тому +232

    Vectron's kindly claw had me cracking up :')

  • @YukonExpatriate
    @YukonExpatriate 13 років тому +102

    By Vectron's radiant nostrils, this is brilliant!

    • @samy7013
      @samy7013 2 роки тому +5

      Underrated oath.

  • @MadMogsy
    @MadMogsy 2 роки тому +7

    I have a tradition of watching this sketch immediately after midnight on new year's day. This is the third year running which no doubt pleases Vectron. FOR VECTRON!

  • @CounterNerd
    @CounterNerd 3 роки тому +110

    I always imagined that these guys worked at a normal job in the modern world, and the whole Vectron worshiping alone brought on efforts to advance mankind into the future where we see them in this skit. Didn't occur to me until now that that was all in my mind.

    • @Grayfox988
      @Grayfox988 3 роки тому +32

      It took them only three weeks to get to a star empire, by Vectron's shining wisdom.

    • @AdamantLightLP
      @AdamantLightLP Рік тому +16

      It's amazing what a unified culture with common ground and a singular goal can accomplish.

    • @Tasarran
      @Tasarran Місяць тому

      Three weeks ago it was Dunder-Mifflin

  • @CCootauco
    @CCootauco Рік тому +6

    That shift from regal, aristocratic tone to everyday office speak. Genius.

  • @smnoy23
    @smnoy23 3 роки тому +75

    By Vectron’s burning gaze, they should really write all this down.

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 3 роки тому +6

      Yes, if history has taught us one thing it’s that if they wrote it down in some kind of holy book all uncertainties and disagreements about Vectron would immediately cease

  • @oscarpines7927
    @oscarpines7927 3 роки тому +30

    Everything happens the day you take a day off. Every damn time.

  • @alihaggis78
    @alihaggis78 11 років тому +25

    That is the music from space above above and beyond. I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice.

  • @steviesnes
    @steviesnes 13 років тому +20

    I love this, I think its the way they drop into using each other 1st names.

  • @seankayll9017
    @seankayll9017 3 роки тому +58

    "By Vectron's gourd!" "No! By Vectron's shoe!" Then came the arguments, hatred, inquisition, bloodshed, war and final self-destruction.

    • @Ithtorukk
      @Ithtorukk 3 роки тому +11

      As fortold by the Scrolls of Vectron!

    • @knusern666
      @knusern666 3 роки тому +16

      He's not Vectron he's a very naughty boy!

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 роки тому +3

      I don't think so, for 2 reasons, one, that none of those are mutually exclusive, we've already established he has eyes, golden wings, a beard, a kindly claw, and knees, he could have a goard AND shoes and that wouldn't be blasphemy. And also, based on their tolerance of the 4th guy's blasphemy in the first place, going far further than implying Vectron had other parts they didn't agree with, he questioned Vectron altogether, so if that didn't lead to violence, why would saying he had a gourd cause that?

    • @andylintott9339
      @andylintott9339 3 роки тому +7

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom The Right Honourable And Wise Keepers of The Gourd would disagree,if the ancient scrolls of Vectron didn't require them to assume a life of solitude, celibacy, and perpetual agreement with every sentence including the word "Vectron". The relevant passage can be found in the third stanza of the 26th scroll, just after the bit about sandwiches.
      May your filling always be moist, by Vectron's Holy Thumb!

    • @andylintott9339
      @andylintott9339 3 роки тому +2

      @@knusern666 Vectrones eunt domus!

  • @SimKoning
    @SimKoning 14 років тому +22

    Praise Vectron! In Vectron we Trust!

  • @BluJean6692
    @BluJean6692 2 роки тому +15

    I just love that they went all out on the costumes and settings for a 4 minute stand-alone gag...

    • @juandocuc
      @juandocuc 8 місяців тому +1

      4 minutes? But Vectron is eternal!

  • @IntheeyesofMorbo
    @IntheeyesofMorbo 2 роки тому +17

    Praise upon Vectron in this dark time. By his golden wings we shall endure. 😆

  • @metallicamoose
    @metallicamoose 13 років тому +71

    This is how everyone talks in the 41st Millenium

    • @markuslaitinen147
      @markuslaitinen147 3 роки тому +5

      By the god emperors golden aura!!

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator 3 роки тому +8

      By the Aquila's kindly claw, did people speak differently in the Dark Age Of Technology?

  • @andylintott9339
    @andylintott9339 3 роки тому +19

    By Vectron's quivering ear-hair, I miss this show

  • @IoEstasCedonta
    @IoEstasCedonta 12 років тому +22

    Something about the society here really fascinates me. In front of the troops, in what seems to be a standard corridor - no functional items whatsoever - they have a highly formal conversation about tactics with no substance to it, seeming a showy rubberstamp affair, then, without dismissing them, privately conference like office workers, showing that they don't typically act so formally, and also, they play guitar. It's just so fascinating...
    I guess, I hunger for Battlestar Mitchell.

  • @LCTesla
    @LCTesla 2 роки тому +6

    how tf did the music of Space: Above and Beyond end up in there,
    I do not know but I am grateful

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 5 років тому +22

    26 people were smited by Vectron's powerful nose of justice.

  • @SubconsciousGatherer
    @SubconsciousGatherer 12 років тому +29

    I've been a fan of M&W for some time, yet I just saw this skit last night for the first time. It is now my favorite. Classic!

  • @Xezlec
    @Xezlec 10 років тому +380

    This has enormous rewatch value, by Vectron's wang!

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 5 років тому +43

      That's numberwang!

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 років тому +27

      @@ginge641, by Vectron's sticky numeric seed, it _is_ numberwang!

    • @emilymcplugger
      @emilymcplugger 3 роки тому +6

      @Dissociated Women Incorporated
      Best crossover gag...ever!

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne 3 роки тому +10

      Nice one. I’d suggest we change the name of Vectron’s wang, but you’d respond with “what hat am I wearing?” “A captains hat...,”

    • @changer_of_ways_999
      @changer_of_ways_999 3 роки тому +1

      Oh.... he out the pussy on the chainwax!

  • @scalporf
    @scalporf 12 років тому +33

    A masterpiece, by Vectron's kindly claw.

  • @nicolajo666
    @nicolajo666 7 років тому +54

    I was on a game called SteamWorld Heist when a character called Vectron showed up, and all I could think of was this bloody sketch XD

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 5 років тому +15

      he is in all things my child

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 5 років тому +7

      T'was Vectron himself, incarnate within the very code of the game.

    • @emilymcplugger
      @emilymcplugger 3 роки тому +3

      @timebomb456
      “He is in all things my child”.
      Me: Eurgh!!!

    • @epiendless1128
      @epiendless1128 3 роки тому +2

      I'm still playing that game. Truly is Vectron eternal.

  • @maximillianford9301
    @maximillianford9301 День тому +1

    I fucking love the guy's delivery of 'Vectron, in the first age of Vectron.' Such unabashed passion for something that only came about last Thursday

  • @WilliamReginaldLucas
    @WilliamReginaldLucas 9 місяців тому +2

    Twist, Webb is actually Vectron and he’s testing their loyalty.

  • @ewaf88
    @ewaf88 2 роки тому +10

    2000 years from now this video could be discovered and start the Age of Vectron
    It would be the ancient scroll

  • @Desbo
    @Desbo 7 років тому +11

    I love this when it originally aired, so glad its up one youtube, thanks. For Vectron!

  • @billyork6017
    @billyork6017 4 місяці тому +2

    I like that there's a train - the Siemens Vectron. If I ever see one, I will announce "For Vectron!!!" loudly

  • @rowead
    @rowead 3 роки тому +5

    They are so happy in the grasp of Vectron's kindly claw.

  • @larryl3416
    @larryl3416 3 роки тому +13

    The music played in the background of the first 50 seconds is from the short lived but awesome 90's Sci-fi TV show "Space Above and Beyond"

    • @TheVenger10
      @TheVenger10 2 роки тому +1

      I loved that show :)

    • @delryn256
      @delryn256 2 роки тому +1

      Dude... By random chance, I looked it up and rediscovered a show that Ive been trying to remember from my childhood. That is insane! Long live comments! For Vectron!

    • @larryl3416
      @larryl3416 2 роки тому +1

      @@delryn256 awesome mate!! Ha ha gotta love the internet....sometimes. Enjoy!

  • @jangeertbruggink7040
    @jangeertbruggink7040 3 роки тому +7

    This is one of the funniest from this show. It also has a good replay value and inside joke validity.

  • @Cristopher.C
    @Cristopher.C 7 днів тому +2

    of course my brain suddenly asks me to look up this bit from 15 years ago.. and by Vectron's name I'm glad it did! :D

  • @stormtreader
    @stormtreader Рік тому +2

    The normal names just elevate this to genius "Didn't Jeff find the scrolls? The ancient scrolls?"

  • @bug1701
    @bug1701 10 років тому +64

    any one else notice that the music in this skit was from the show back in the 90's called "space, above and beyond?" ran for two seasons? AH, nostalgia, love it.

    • @martinwood744
      @martinwood744 6 років тому +3

      Adamski: The two flyers in "heroes" (apart from Peter who could steal other people's abilities) were Nathan and West. Nathan West was a pilot in SAAB. Coincidence?

    • @paulbrozyna3006
      @paulbrozyna3006 3 роки тому +14

      Only one season.
      I may be six years late to correct a person on the internet, but by Vectron’s golden wings it shall be done.

    • @The31stcenturyfox
      @The31stcenturyfox 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah 7 years late but I picked up on it and had to search the comments to see if anyone else did. Good job!

    • @Montague1428
      @Montague1428 2 роки тому

      @@The31stcenturyfox As did I. That was such a good series. After years of waiting for it to come out on DVD I bought the DVD boxset a few years ago. Now if only I could be bothered to actually watch it... no, by Vectron, I'll just wait for it to come onto a streaming channel.

  • @116Bears
    @116Bears 14 років тому +18

    By Vectron's kindly claw this is cracking stuff!

  • @SeppelMadGuitar
    @SeppelMadGuitar 3 роки тому +23

    This is the slowed down theme from Space: Above and Beyond ... one of the greatest Scifi-Shows ever created.

    • @Silos815
      @Silos815 Рік тому +4

      Glad someone else noticed it!

    • @thedasher98
      @thedasher98 11 місяців тому

      Could do with a remake/reboot. In fact I'm surprised it's not happened yet

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo 5 місяців тому

      Dammit so it is!

  • @soundslave
    @soundslave 12 років тому +146

    This is how scientology started.

    • @DanielVerberne
      @DanielVerberne 3 роки тому +22

      How ANY faith started.

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 роки тому +12

      No it isn't, that was started by a con artist, L. Ron Hubbard, passing around an elaborate set of beliefs and practices. This is some sort of emergent phenomenon in which it started from nothing at all and doesn't happen this way in real life.

    • @misterprecocious2491
      @misterprecocious2491 3 роки тому +4

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom definitely made more money than from his fiction.

    • @AshrakAhmed
      @AshrakAhmed 3 роки тому +4

      @@medexamtoolsdotcom You will be Audited for that blasphemy!

    • @youmustpaythetrolltoll8517
      @youmustpaythetrolltoll8517 3 роки тому +1

      @@DanielVerberne No. You're nuts.

  • @supahfly_uk
    @supahfly_uk 6 років тому +15

    By the power of Vectron this is still good

  • @pattayalob
    @pattayalob 13 років тому +26

    There are many great M&W sketches, Homeopathic hospital, WW2 pilots, brain surgeon at party, corner shop alcoholic, the list is endless but this Vectron sketch is probably the best.

    • @DavidB5501
      @DavidB5501 3 роки тому +4

      The WW2 pilots are by Armstrong and Miller, not M & W, in case anyone is still trying to find them!

    • @Ramboost007
      @Ramboost007 Рік тому

      You can use this in a Philosophy of Religion class

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions Рік тому

      ​@@DavidB5501 they did however collaborate and played a second pair of pilots in a sketch. So in a round about way it all comes together.

    • @GyleCast
      @GyleCast 11 місяців тому

      No mention of sir digby chicken caeser?!

  • @phillydaize9634
    @phillydaize9634 24 дні тому +2

    Things Vectron has: A mouth to smile with, Eyes, golden wings, a beard, a kindly claw, a hand to write The Scrolls with, a name, and knees.

  • @mikeggg5671
    @mikeggg5671 3 роки тому +15

    By Vectron's pointed shoes, this is wonderful!

  • @jozefgurzynski7380
    @jozefgurzynski7380 3 роки тому +6

    Whoa, that's the "Space above and beyond" theme music...! It's been so long since I heard it.

  • @EndureTemptation
    @EndureTemptation 12 років тому +30

    the more I think about this sketch, the more funny and at the same time puzzling it seems
    BY VECTRON!!!

  • @GreatestCornholio
    @GreatestCornholio Рік тому +2

    A similar thing happened 2 thousand years ago when a man opened a cheese and rice stall, the locals said his cheese and rice was divine, and the rest his history.

  • @michaelcane3918
    @michaelcane3918 2 роки тому +3

    Vectron was a vacuum tube manufacturer in 1950

  • @colin5577
    @colin5577 13 років тому +18

    By Vectron's ball-hammer that was eye-wateringly funny.
    More M+W brilliance.

  • @waheex
    @waheex 9 років тому +354

    very serious point of this sketch. How normally sane folk can get carried away with a a stupid idea. Human nature. Great sketch

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 5 років тому +10

      Mindburner there's nothing wrong with this idea, except a few extra words (well the same word repeated), it provides something that can be very scarce: Motivation.

    • @nickturner4150
      @nickturner4150 5 років тому +7

      By Vectrons spiky hair gel, you're right

    • @PureGoldNeverCorrodes
      @PureGoldNeverCorrodes 5 років тому +1

      Nick Turner which one of us?

    • @simonhowles3646
      @simonhowles3646 4 роки тому +21

      By Brexit...I mean Vectron, you're right!

    • @stephenderry9488
      @stephenderry9488 3 роки тому +6

      @@simonhowles3646 Get Vectron Done!

  • @coldfission
    @coldfission 11 років тому +30

    The automatic captions on this are pure gold. 0:27 - in the name of the trauma i ask for for the mandate to pursue the antibiotic

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 4 роки тому +11

      It's as if vectron himself wrote those subtitles!

    • @goodnamestaken
      @goodnamestaken 3 роки тому +3

      could THESE be the fabled scrolls from the first age of Vectron?!

  • @epiendless1128
    @epiendless1128 3 роки тому +7

    I was imagining a Lord of the Rings version of this. Just after the Council of Elrond, some elf called Colin speaks up, so they get Saruman on conference call, and realise that they all got "Sauron's Ring" from a chance remark about a dodgy curry 3 weeks earlier.

  • @TheOldBlackShuckyDog
    @TheOldBlackShuckyDog Рік тому +8

    Damn, this just really makes me want to be a part of the vectron cult 😂

    • @steveforest8385
      @steveforest8385 11 місяців тому +1

      Then by Vectron's light you shall be. FOR VECTRON!!!

  • @epiendless1128
    @epiendless1128 7 років тому +10

    I was amused when the Big Bad in 'Steamworld Heist' turned out to be 'Vectron'.
    Immediately reminded me of this favourite old sketch.

  • @D0kRa
    @D0kRa 3 роки тому +8

    Nice use of the Space : Above and Beyond theme tune. 😁👍❤️

  • @MrArbiter103
    @MrArbiter103 12 років тому +16

    BY VECTRON'S NAME, THAT SALUTE IS AWESOME

  • @Doodle1Bean
    @Doodle1Bean 13 років тому +4

    LOVE the robes of state!

  • @steveforest8385
    @steveforest8385 Рік тому +1

    We've all been there - had an afternoon off work, come back the next day, and they've started a new religion.

  • @SimonZerafa
    @SimonZerafa Рік тому +2

    It's the will of Landru that Vectron be honoured. Fairly sure that Valon is onboard as well 🙂🤷‍♂️

  • @chartreuseking5995
    @chartreuseking5995 9 років тому +24

    Dungeons the Dragoning 40K 7.6th edition makes much more sense now...

  • @IamAcerbus
    @IamAcerbus 3 роки тому +10

    By Vectron, who are the 38 people that cleary doesn't know his glory?

    • @MadMogsy
      @MadMogsy 3 роки тому +4

      Should we not focus on the 4000 souls who have seen the glory of Vectron's kindly claw? Praise Vectron!

  • @samu9629
    @samu9629 11 місяців тому +2

    this sketch always speaks to me because in my family we also enjoy *really* commit to the bit as well, by Vectron's hoary breath.

  • @3dartxsi
    @3dartxsi 10 місяців тому +2

    I love how they all have a different salute.

  • @BobBob-cy9cu
    @BobBob-cy9cu 3 роки тому +4

    “I ask for mandate to pursue the endeavour”

  • @micheljavert5923
    @micheljavert5923 3 роки тому +3

    And this is a fine example of the danger in looking at things to closely.

  • @davesy6969
    @davesy6969 2 роки тому +2

    Vectron is inspiring me to create a range of merchandise, yet i fear the wrath of the copyright monster. May Vectron in his wisdom guide me.

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 10 місяців тому +2

    I am now convinced this is how the Imperium of Man started believing in the Omnissiah. Someone just started saying "By the Emperor!" and "In the Emperor's name!" and soon it caught on, and now nobody has the heart to tell the tech-priests that he sort of never existed... :P

  • @Gilliganfrog
    @Gilliganfrog 2 роки тому +72

    I like how they're going to open a bottle of wine, loosen up with a few drinks, and see if they can "get back in the mood" of believing in Vectron... like when an amorous evening with one's spouse is interrupted by a knock at the door, the visitor is gotten rid of, and you've both returned to the make-out den but the lovemaking mood has chilled. 😂

    • @glenthemann
      @glenthemann Рік тому +5

      Good lord what did I just read. How many fedoras do you own?

    • @Gilliganfrog
      @Gilliganfrog Рік тому

      @@glenthemann : None. How many buttplugs do you own? Give me your mailing address, I'll have a few shipped immediately.

  • @garethwilkins6744
    @garethwilkins6744 6 років тому +9

    22 people are not smiled upon by Vectron. For Vectron!

  • @vectron0917
    @vectron0917 2 роки тому +1

    By my mighty name, I 100% endorse this skit.

  • @cam5556
    @cam5556 5 днів тому +1

    Reminds me of the time I was fishing. I’d just caught this huge fish, would’ve sold for a fortune. Anyway it wriggled about as I was unhooking it and I dropped it back into the water. “OH, MY COD!” I shouted. “What was that you dropped?” asked a nearby fisherman. “A dear cod” I said, thinking of how much it would’ve fetched at the market. Anyways I pray every day that this never happens to me again, and my god doesn’t have a ridiculous backstory like this ‘Vectron’, though come to think of it, I don’t remember anyone speaking of my dear god until a few weeks after my fishing incident

  • @shauns.6231
    @shauns.6231 Рік тому +4

    Just discovered this show about a year ago. These guys are brilliant. Don't know how I missed it. Maybe it just didn't air in Canada.