The First Guy To Ever Skydive
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
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hi there hello
I love the other sleeping Ryan passengers in the background. 😂😂😂😂😂
There's been more and more Ryans as of late.
Should we worry about it?
@@Onmur I think it would make the world a better place. Lol.
I couldn't look away
Me too! Lol
It was better than the dialogue. Best part of the skit. 🤣🤣🤣
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
🤣
Fun fact: if you skydive from the ISS, technically you will have gone skydiving 1/2 times
@@Mantixion cause you never land, nods
Technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Just like the rules of the forest:
1) All mushrooms are edible.
2) Some mushrooms are only edible once.
Skydiving is great until the parachute gets all the way off your back
ROFL
That's why you have a backup parachute.
Parachute- "Let me get off of that thing!"
Ooh, let it get off o’ that thing
Just pitch more insane ideas and it’ll get back on
The cool thing about skydiving, is that if something goes wrong, you have your entire life to figure out a solution.
Unless the thing that went wrong is the fact that the plane landed
@@CutieWolf-359well then you still have your entire life to book another flight
correction: the REST of your life!
Super easy
Not if you do actually come up with a solution. or get lucky
It's a good thing the plane wasn't in the clouds when he opened the door. Everyone might have been sucked...I mean blown...I mean they might have left the plane abruptly.
You didn't let yourself finish the sentence before interrupting.
Only if they weren't wearing seat belts and were near the door.
Just say it would have ended prematurely
thats not how science jumping works
@@toneddef ohh...
“It’s gonna be groundbreaking!”
“That’s what I’m worried about.”
That sent me!😂😂
To the ground, I presume. Did it break?
@@iAnasazi Yes, unfortunately, he jumped too late 😔
I thought I ascended, but then reality hit😔
Ryan really knows how to make a impact
Loved how it literally broke the ground
“Let me just do something voluntarily that would otherwise make me die!” Peak logic
That's kind of how the first skydive actually went. It was more of a base jump, but IIRC the dude jumped off a building to show off his parachute then plummeted to the ground and died.
@@resorbis92 He jumped off the Eiffel tower without permission and made a big splat
@resorbis92 And based off of that event, people said, "That was a great idea! I think I want to do that"?
@@dwight3555he had permission, he wasn't supposed to jump he had a mannequin but at the last moment he said "i'm gonna jump, i decided"
@@ludovicbaudouin2516 That's exactly what I said, he didn't have permission to jump.
Skydiving without a parachute? Now that's a once in a lifetime opportunity
Maybe. It is possible to use a wingsuit and physics + a water landing to survive without serious injury.
I do not suggest anyone try that without being very sciency. Science is tight.
@@py_a_thonHey, I haven’t fact-checked this, so don’t bother with my reply. But, if you’re just assuming that landing in water with that much speed (and height), it will be at least as hard as concrete. So, unless you have something to slow down your fall, landing with that speed in the water is not recommended. I believe a bunch of soft hays piled up will be safer.
But, in your case, wing suit probably can decrease the speed so that it is safe to land in water.
@@wittingcave5591 The idea is that you exploit forward momentum plus a wingsuit to temporarily slow descent speed then immediately pencil fall into the water at a speed congruent with the average cliff jump.
I do not advise anyone actually does that tho. Cliff jumping is way, way safer. Even base jumping is safer...and that is dangerous af (no reserve chute).
@@wittingcave5591 This is where physics comes into play...and tbh...there are perhaps only a few people in the world who could do that. Everyone else would go splat. (And there is like a 90% chance the wingsuit masters would go splat)
You aren’t wrong…
The back and forth banter was excellent in this one. Quick and witty. So good!
I commented this on Ryan's video once and got dog piled. 🤣
Ryan posted this literally the day before my grandpa went skydiving (for his 80th birthday!) and now I'm convinced that each and every one of us has a Ryan clone watching them at all times
I like to think so.
Isn't that what the voice in the back of our heads going "What the *word* am I actually doing and why?" is?
What do you mean Ryan clone? These are clearly two different people.
I am a former US Army Paratrooper with roughly 50 jumps as a member of the 82nd Airborne Division, and I can say with certainty that, Ryan, you fucking nailed it. Before every single one of my jumps, I had a conversation nearly identical to the one in this video. Please give my compliments to your research department, Sir. _Air-borne!_
Ok stop flexing.
That said, pretty bad ass. Alright.
And did you celebrate with your identical twin at Kagney's? Or the Firefly Lounge?
My husband is 501st :) (Geronimo!)
My dad was one jump away from being a jump master and my mom asked him to stop doing it. He was SO close!
I asked him if the adrenaline ever wears off and he said, "Nope." I can see why someone would want to do it over and over! Maybe some day I'll give it a try. Until then I'll just have to settle for riding roller coasters!
Former (and maybe future) paratrooper. I can say without a doubt that you’re correct. However, I hated every second of it and closed my jump status as soon as I was able to lmao.
"Netflix maybe, I don't know" 😂😂 laughed out loud!
killed me too lol
Same!
Naw, Amazon Prime, and ironically, UA-cam!
Monday to Friday
Reply 5, Netflix before Hulu?!
That slow zoom combined with that music and thrillseeker Ryan half-buried in the runway... *chef's kiss*
“My innuendo radar is lightning fast.” Too true.
Ha ha - you said "toot".
OHHHHHHHH. I thought he said "inner window"... which was odd but kinda made sense. "innuendo" is much better!
“It could be groundbreaking”
“That’s what I’m concerned about!”
🤣 How the hell does any human being think of dialogue this clever?
Watch classic British comedy like Monty Python or Pete and Dud (Peter Cook and Dudley Moore), this word play comedy was their bread and butter.
It helps when there are literally tens of you, working together!
@@GsmeOutLoud hundreds maybe thousands of clones. From the "first guy to ever reach 1 million subscribers" video he shows us Clone storage room number 117. I am sure he has many more.
@@jw8160I mean, in a universe with only Ryan's, it sounds like there's at least 1 million and 1 Ryans
Ik right
That's not skydiving, that's falling, in style!
I see and appreciate what you did there. #toinfinityandbeyond
No it's diving. In the sky 😌
Except without much style
That's the same thing
0:50 "please let me finish my sentences before reacting" xD
2:16 *Confirmed:* People in the Ryan George universe do indeed have a lower body!
“Even more likely get sucked”
Killed me more then the parachuter getting sucked into the engines
Please don't remind me of The Incredibles.
*than
NO CAPES!
@Inkyminkyzizwoz English is not my first language
I would send a letter of complaint to the airport. That runway didn't have _any_ chocolate waiting for him.
“I wanna science jump out of this plane I decided yes I do.” Words to live by.
2:03 bro the 'plop'
i was like omg
Either they were just about to land or they just took off they were on a runway 😂😂😂😂😂
"Ive taken off in more airplanes than I've landed in." Is a fun true thing to tell people at airports.
The first guy to wear clothes, open an museum and use silverware
The museum idea would be great
At the same time
Oddly specific combination of new things for a guy to try.
Did one guy invent all of those things?
Or start a bank
The dedication of ryan taking photos of him sleeping in different shirts.
It's not super easy to take photos of yourself sleeping, because you're asleep and that's a bit of an inconvenience.
1:13 warning next time maybe? I could've had a heart attack
2:20 disturbing to just stare into the vacant eyes of a dead corpse.
Hes just paralyzed lol
This happened at the airport I work at. His bones are still planted on the runway. We even changed the runway name is the Ryan George memorial. Every year we hold a safety briefing on why you shouldn’t do that without a parachute and end it with a candle light vigil in his memory.
This video made me think of the little rubber men that have that plastic parachute attached to them. You wrap the little guy up "just right" and pitch him into the air to watch him quickly float down to the ground. Unscathed...still happy, still ready and willing. And then we would repeat this like 400 x's before dinner. Good times....yeah. OH, great sketch!!!!!
I liked the frogmen with a foot cone to put baking soda into. It would weight the guy down under water until the soda disolved and the frogman would flout back to the surface.
There is at least one of those parachute guys still in a tree at my parents' house. Thanks for bringing back some good memories!
Wonder how well those guys would parachute from a plane, because they never seemed to fall gently whenever I threw them up
@@ObsessiveGeek Maybe you were throwing them up wrong. Try chucking them up.
If that doesn't work, try using your hands.
We used to launch them with a sling-shot, though they'd inevitably get lost lol..
"Leaving the plane before I'm supposed to" is a great achievement, but i don't think anyone will do it like D.B. Cooper
Mr Cooper was going to go down in criminal history, he decided. At least he didn't end up in a room.
@@juliaatkinson4012He did decide to release some money to the air
Its nice to see screen writer guy and producer guy in the background flying to a meeting.
0:39 “science jump out of this plane” 😂
2:39 that was the saddest movie ending I’ve ever seen. It was the first movie to make me cry.
The first successful parachute jump was made by André-Jacques Garnerin on October 22, 1797, in Paris, France. Garnerin, a balloonist and early adopter of ballooning, designed and tested a parachute that could slow a person's fall from a great height. The 23-foot-wide, silk parachute folded up like an umbrella and was different from modern parachutes. Garnerin jumped from a hot air balloon about 3,200 feet above Parc Monceau and descended around 3,000 feet.
So, he was stuck 200 feet in the air? That doesn't sound successful.
Awesome fact
@@LcdDrmr They said the jump was successful, not the landing.
Thank you for taking the time to share that information.
That's the first successful use of a parachute from high altitude. The first successful parachute jump with a witness was on December 26, 1783 by Louis-Sébastien Lenormand, who also created the word parachute. Armen Firman may have tried something similar as far back as 852, using a very large cape to try to glide. That didn't work, but according to at least one source it was enough to slow his fall so that he only sustained minor injuries. And it's probably relevant given the nature of this sketch.
3:37 That was the most Canadian "tomorrow" I've heard in awhile during the ending ad.
Dude could just taken a bite of a York Peppermint Pattie
Love the idea that Netflix happened before the first skydiver, meaning every movie before this moment had no skydiving in it, thus potentially changing many movie plots
0:45 everyone in today's society☠️
Sleeping Ryan in the background is my favorite character in media ever.
The 50 innuendos that he missed after he said“ My innuendo radar is lightning fast.” Is hilarious
"GROUNDBREAKING!!"❤🎉🤣
"Listen that was pretty terrifying and I may have peed myself a little" 😂😂😂
I Decided that this was the appropriate opportunity to see if my new tablet will let me comment on UA-cam, as my oldest device, my previous couch pet, wouldn't let me. I enjoy your content, keep up the great work!!!
Success 👍
So, what do you say? Do couches make good pets?
what ever happened to the sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it?
You mean Z?
"It could be groundbreaking"
"That's what I'm concerned about!"
Just when I was thinking "Whoa, the ending was more harrowing than I expected..."
I was starting to get unsettled
The fall won't kill you. The sudden stop at the end probably will.
I love all the other Ryans in the background. Would love to see a compilation of different scenaries and backdrops (like maybe a stadium full of Ryans with all kinds of expressions and demeanors)...Maybe as some sort of a "Where's Ryan" book 🤔
"Where am I gonna find snakes on a plane?"
"Netflix, maybe. I don't know"
🤣 Amazing Ryan
Well that took a turn I wasn't expecting!!! 🤣
"It could be groundbreaking."
"That's what I'm concerned about!"
God I love his double entendres lol
My friend's dad was a pilot in WWII. He used to say he'd never jump from a perfectly good plane. Good advice.
My boat is in your ad!!!! How cool! (I also loved the video, by the way, but I certainly never expected to see my own boat at Los Muertos pier in Puerto Vallarta in a Ryan George video.)
Ryan got a special effects budget! That runway/skydiver impact interaction was next level!
"I think you might get blown---"
"OH"
"--away by the wind---"
"oh"
"--or, even more likely, get sucked----"
"OHHH"
"--into the engine"
That part was hilarious 😂
"Let me finish my sentences!"
I would have loved if "So, are you coming or not?" had activated his innuendo radar on himself. 😀
Great sketch as always!
The slow zoom and the music overlay was... 👌
1:13
That setup, Perfection.
I'm not afraid of heights
I'm not afraid of falling
That sudden stop at the end tho...
Lol. I've been saying that for years because it's not only funny, but 100% true!
The parachute jumped out his back, broke his neck and saved the day.
"Where would I find Snakes on a Plane?"
"Netflix maybe? I dunno.."
I choked on my coffee at this one 😂😂😂
Your comedy is really making an impact!
Crater
@@RamenDenominator He bombed. Not many comedians can do that and be funny at the same time.
2:10 didn't even landed on feet
1:22 And Ants On A Plane
There are only 2 things that fall from the sky: bird sh*t and skydivers.
Pilot: Why would you leave a perfectly good airplane? Skydiver: You've obviously never seen a jump plane.
I could have sworn his eyes were getting bigger the closer the camera got! 😂 brilliant as always!
i dont think ive laughed so hard at an ending to a video before
Should do a long video and call it “First guy to do a movie” having all the “characters” in the previous sketches and end it with a guy snapping a bad guys neck and saving the day.
Awww why'd you make him talk?!! That spoilt such an epic ending with his lifeless eyes just staring into the camera! 😆
The jump and splat get me every time!😂
"Where am I gonna find snakes on a plane?"
Netflix, maybe. I don't know"
😂
"Haha! Listen, that was pretty terrifying, and I may have peed a little..."
🤣🤣🤣
Can’t believe Ryan jumped out of a moving plane just for a sketch
I like how all the people in the background are Ryan's too! Nice detail!
"It could be groundbreaking"
"That's what I'm concerned about"
Loool, I love this kind of humor
Sooo is it possible we might get to see "Travel Show where Ryan Never Leaves the Airport"? It could be educational showcasing different countries or cities across the world, plus with that Ryan George brand of humor and accessibility it could be a brand new start for edutainment.
Honestly an excellent idea for a show, sounds hilarious! 👍
"How can you science jump out of a plane?"
"You remember in elementary school P.E. when they had us play with that big silky material thing?"
"You're gonna jump out of a plane with something we used to play with in elementary school?"
"Yeah, seems science-y enough for me."
"I'm gonna wear a parachute."
"I don't think a pair of shoes is gonna help much."
I love the facial expression at the start! Reminds me of Stan Laurel 😅
“I think I’m just gonna jump”
Bro changed religions😂
The sleeping Ryan in the row behind these Ryans is AMAZING!
That guy sleeping in the background is the real hero
0:44 Who new Pervy Guy was so into science and thrill seeking!
The ending was unexpected and hilarious, thank you.
Yes! Thank you, I've been asking for this one for a long time, I was not disappointed! ❤😂
"Where am i gonna find snakes on a plane"
"Netflix probably"
God Ryan, you deserve everything that is good on this earth
"So are you coming or not......"
That's another inuendo
lol, that ending... you outdid yourself this time. Thanks for the laugh Ryan. XD
Ok but can we talk about what these Ryan's are made of? Dude broke ASPHALT and wasn't even scratched
"My inuendo radar is lightning fast" is excellent. I'm stealing that because it's true.
Jumping out of planes when you're not supposed to is TIGHT!!
That one Ryan George who’s literally dead at 0:10 tho
Bro be like: “💀” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely 😂😂😂
@@MegaMonkeVr😐
Oh man the instant splat got me good! Did not see that coming at all! May have woken my neighbours by laughing so hard XD
I skydived 18 months ago while in Australia. Such a rush and incredible view. The person attached to me had skydived over 12000 times. I literally got up at 5am to get to the airport to jump out of a plane... 😅
More like ground dive!
Btw "inuendo radar" is pure gold 🤣🤣🤣
Stepping up the production values with the visual effects on this one. I appreciate it.
Netflix exists before skydiving.
Also every other Ryan in the background took a horse's dose of dramamine lol
Not sure how true it is but I remember hearing that in the UK for every £1 raised by charity skydives it costs the government £14 due to the amount of injuries that then require emergency services/hospitals etc. Would be cheaper for the government to actively sponsor people to not skydive.
The picture of skydiving guy in the asphalt was actually really well made. I wonder how he did that.