Le BISMARCK Has Arrived

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  • Опубліковано 26 кві 2023
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    Alan Aztec - BassMarck (feat. R5on11c)
    "In einem Polenstädtchen" - German Soldier Song
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  • @nextcaesargaming5469
    @nextcaesargaming5469 Рік тому +1329

    Thanks to Scorpo, I will never again look through a history book without imagining doges, gigachads and singing cats

    • @moneymemes
      @moneymemes Рік тому +10

      Laws r like babies, it is best u dont see them being made

    • @lionec226
      @lionec226 Рік тому +19

      This is probably how Scorpo imagined history in classroom when he was daydreaming at school...

    • @mistrsportak9940
      @mistrsportak9940 Рік тому +4

      ​​@@moneymemesell, I both like history (watching laws being made) and porn (watching babies being made), so Bismarck was wrong

    • @Ayr1n_0
      @Ayr1n_0 Рік тому +7

      Don’t forget about the random anime women appearing mysteriously

    • @Tipsy_1
      @Tipsy_1 Рік тому +5

      Forgot the anime girls

  • @i-dislike-handles
    @i-dislike-handles Рік тому +1331

    "Laws are like sausages, it's best to not see one being made"
    -Otto von Bismarck

    • @moneymemes
      @moneymemes Рік тому +33

      Laws r like babies, it is best u dont see them being made

    • @watcher8582
      @watcher8582 Рік тому +20

      People will think that's a made up quote...

    • @The_Void_bro
      @The_Void_bro Рік тому +2

      No, I don't think so, that is his most popular quote. Also, people were calling him,, the iron chancellor.

    • @user-kk1lt3pu4o
      @user-kk1lt3pu4o Рік тому +1

      Bismarck made Germany into the worst possible thing it could as he wanted it to copy Frankreich witch called Der Grosse Nation. Germany was only healed from his influence for good when Prussia finally disappeared as those eastern Germans always were the worst people Germany had to offer and even to this day eastern Germans are still lacking in many fields and not because of communism the shift between west and eastern Germany was always present.

    • @watcher8582
      @watcher8582 Рік тому +2

      @@The_Void_bro I'd bet quite some money that 75% of youtube viewers have never heard the name Bismarck

  • @mobilization
    @mobilization Рік тому +1721

    History 99%. Meme 1%!

  • @vaughnpardillo3610
    @vaughnpardillo3610 Рік тому +199

    "I am making rapid progress in the art of using many words to say nothing at all."
    -Otto Von Bismarck

  • @thedankengine4444
    @thedankengine4444 Рік тому +567

    These videos have to be watched three times:
    The first time you just watch it without pause and feel the chaos of the events and animation
    The second time you keep pausing it every three seconds to read test and look at all the tiny details/easter eggs
    The third time you watch it with renewed understanding and understand more of the humor and irony of the video

    • @moneymemes
      @moneymemes Рік тому +9

      Laws r like babies, it is best u dont see them being made

    • @user-pm3lu7vw5l
      @user-pm3lu7vw5l Рік тому +6

      absolutely the same dynamic to understanding the deepness of a skorpo video ;0)
      In fact , skropo compress the historical data in one minute.

    • @DIO-rs9le
      @DIO-rs9le Рік тому +3

      看了10遍也不懂

    • @iller3
      @iller3 Рік тому +1

      _skill issue, upgrade to Meth_

    • @sheridangreen146
      @sheridangreen146 Рік тому +1

      I could never put it into words but here it is

  • @JazzJackrabbit
    @JazzJackrabbit Рік тому +620

    "You can't make Otto von Bismarck any more based."
    Scorpo: "Hold my beer!"

  • @PakBallandSami
    @PakBallandSami Рік тому +181

    “We live in a wondrous time, in which the strong is weak because of his scruples and the weak grows strong because of his audacity.”
    ― Otto von Bismarck

  • @midimusicforever
    @midimusicforever Рік тому +217

    Napoleon: "You can't make Germany whole"
    Bismarck: "Chancellor accepted"

  • @PakBallandSami
    @PakBallandSami Рік тому +51

    “Politics are not a science based on logic; they are the capacity of always choosing at each instant, in constantly changing situations, the least harmful, the most useful.”
    ― Otto von Bismarck

    • @mazesvga4669
      @mazesvga4669 Рік тому +10

      That's what politics should be. Bismarck was far ahead of his time.

  • @Mrs.THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL
    @Mrs.THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL Рік тому +56

    Bismarck: If you do that, I'll quit
    Wilhelm: ok
    Bismarck: *Wait that's not how you're supposed to play the game*

  • @rayshiffer5026
    @rayshiffer5026 Рік тому +51

    Finally, the most underrated german leader has appeared.

    • @deauthorsadeptus6920
      @deauthorsadeptus6920 Рік тому +14

      This dude made germany germany.

    • @SebaGames1
      @SebaGames1 Рік тому +5

      Underrated????

    • @GunMan69420
      @GunMan69420 Рік тому +6

      @@deauthorsadeptus6920 he made the most german spirit more german in germany

    • @cynicat74
      @cynicat74 9 місяців тому +2

      Weird, I don't see Frederick the Great anywhere in this video

  • @kochy8535
    @kochy8535 Рік тому +67

    The problems of today must be solved with Iron and Blood
    -Bismarck

  • @sainhundehauer1408
    @sainhundehauer1408 Рік тому +65

    As a German i have to say this, this is better than any history class i have ever had on Bismarck

  • @FroZZyChannel
    @FroZZyChannel Рік тому +245

    Если бы историю преподавали в таком виде, я бы ни одного урока не пропускал бы!

  • @Trooper_Tata
    @Trooper_Tata Рік тому +155

    As a Bismarck Captain I can Confirm this is 100% Accurate

  • @Walker-84473
    @Walker-84473 Рік тому +72

    As a Chinese living in Australia, and eating French fries when watching this video, I can say it is 100% accurate

    • @aussiejezza
      @aussiejezza Рік тому +4

      *red sun in the sky intensifies*

  • @nicknight1404
    @nicknight1404 Рік тому +12

    I like the fact that Bismarck 0:11 in the has not the white coat on. This scene is based on the famous painting of the crowning of the Kaiser. The painting was although nor real and it was painted after the painters memory and things were added that weren't really there. The white robe from Bismarck was also one of the added things that wasn't really there. Nice attention to detail.

  • @RoofWithAFloor
    @RoofWithAFloor Рік тому +9

    1:07 "In einem Polenstädtchen" Ingen is the best channel for these songs👍

    • @xyzz232
      @xyzz232 Рік тому +2

      Don´t forget about Dr. Ludwig, also a very good channel.

  • @theunknowncrusader4362
    @theunknowncrusader4362 Рік тому +23

    Calmest day in Europe be like

  • @sethpoiner3941
    @sethpoiner3941 Рік тому +11

    The ending is enough to make a grown man cry...
    Amazing video.

  • @T-34-85M
    @T-34-85M Рік тому +65

    The terror of the seas
    *The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine*

    • @ragnarrskulkrew6232
      @ragnarrskulkrew6232 Рік тому +9

      He was made to rule the seas and lead the Kriegsmarine!!

    • @galatheumbreon6862
      @galatheumbreon6862 Рік тому

      Too bad the navy wasn’t fully utilized

    • @keegantripp1245
      @keegantripp1245 Рік тому +3

      @@galatheumbreon6862 *Cough Cough* Doesn't realize this is the Sabaton Song Bismarck lyrics. *Cough Cough*

  • @theronin942
    @theronin942 Рік тому +10

    This was amazing, as someone who actually studied the European events from 1700-2000s I can say that this actually does a good job of showing what actually occurred but in a silly and enteraining way!

  • @timthewarlord2304
    @timthewarlord2304 Рік тому +11

    Bismarcks last word of advice to the Kaiser was to beware of conflict rising in the Balkans oh how he is laughing in his grave When that happened

  • @mr.penguin5700
    @mr.penguin5700 Рік тому +8

    Bismarck: Arrived
    France: Not gud

  • @ollivs3667
    @ollivs3667 Рік тому +14

    As a French cat bombardier, I confirm that Bismarck have charism

  • @28spen
    @28spen Рік тому +28

    Always a great day when Scorpo uploads!

  • @kbenhavnermonarkisten106
    @kbenhavnermonarkisten106 Рік тому +7

    I’m very happy that you put a bigger emphasis on the artillery and the danish overconfidence in 1864, rather than the needle gun, because in reality the needle gun did not play as big a role as the other 2 did.

  • @hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095
    @hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095 Рік тому +5

    Wow, I needed to pause every second to find a new background detail. That must've taken a long ass time. Respect Mr Scorpo.
    Sehr gut!

  • @i-kun_yeetpain
    @i-kun_yeetpain Рік тому +9

    Anybody else relate to the Preußens Gloria with me?
    I guess we are certified 1850's kids.

  • @FrenchieBG
    @FrenchieBG Рік тому +6

    1:24 now that felt personal-

  • @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald
    @CorneliusBogfrollupFitzgerald Рік тому +9

    I would really appreciate if you would add captions explaining the real history going on so I can learn. You are a great editor and this could be a great way to actually teach people history.

  • @Fenharion
    @Fenharion Рік тому +2

    The bird's song is awesome!

  • @cocacola4blood365
    @cocacola4blood365 Рік тому +5

    I was in Beerland from '79 to '83. "Sauageland," "Chocolateland" and "Every weekend you can walk 10k for a medal or commemorative plate unless a purdy girl jogs by along the 30k path and if you jog with her maybe you'll score if you can keep up and not die of cardiac arrest or exhaustionland" are also accurate.

    • @Afterthefallout55660
      @Afterthefallout55660 Рік тому +3

      Thats true, heart diseases are very common in Germany. The work to hard are to much serious about themselves and walking to much

  • @nnvist
    @nnvist Рік тому +11

    As Polish, who's interested in this period of German history - yes, this is accurate.

  • @Cuenta_en_Decadencia189
    @Cuenta_en_Decadencia189 10 місяців тому +2

    History 50% meme 50%

  • @paytahblazed6107
    @paytahblazed6107 Рік тому +4

    FROM THE MIST, A SHAPE, A SHIP, IS TAKING FORM

  • @larsvanderlaan5266
    @larsvanderlaan5266 Рік тому +5

    Having just done my history essay over Bissmarck, I applaud your extensive research on him.

  • @nils1539
    @nils1539 Рік тому +2

    How hasn’t this banger video more views ? It is about the greatest (real) german to ever lived.

  • @Leg1oNcs
    @Leg1oNcs Рік тому +5

    Every time scorpo drops a video, I know my day is going to be a great one. Scorpo is a true GigaChad.

  • @mikenikefrombrazil3348
    @mikenikefrombrazil3348 Рік тому +10

    Yet another masterpiece from this man

  • @VaporOil
    @VaporOil 9 місяців тому +1

    My favourite history channel with oversimplified

  • @deibysperez9063
    @deibysperez9063 Рік тому +6

    THE BASSMARCK ARMEE WILL NEVER STOP THE HARDBASS WILL NEVER STOP 🛑🥚🎶

    • @natatata1711
      @natatata1711 Рік тому +2

      Never stop, because no step to Russia board. Bismarck was a clever gay.

    • @deibysperez9063
      @deibysperez9063 Рік тому +1

      Factos!!

  • @eduardoastorga8826
    @eduardoastorga8826 Рік тому +4

    This should be considered as world heritage

  • @vincentiu-nicolaeleata4469
    @vincentiu-nicolaeleata4469 Рік тому +3

    "Imagine having your army walk to the front".One like is not nearly enough for this masterpiece.

  • @veldrensavoth7119
    @veldrensavoth7119 Рік тому +2

    1:16 you know he’s not gonna stop unless SCORPO stops him😂😂😂

  • @shiinaanon8008
    @shiinaanon8008 Рік тому +3

    Grüße aus Deutschland 🇩🇪🍺

  • @Luftwafelek1196
    @Luftwafelek1196 Рік тому

    I have a test from this topic TODAY thx man. I appreciate it I learned more than with books great content

  • @megalodonsniperelite
    @megalodonsniperelite 7 місяців тому +1

    That Prussian jumpscare got me.

  • @user-iv6ap2mo20
    @user-iv6ap2mo20 Рік тому +3

    Glory to Iron Kanzler! Glory to Otto Von Bassmarck!

  • @vyndoeserb
    @vyndoeserb Рік тому +1

    We are getting near to 1 million subs keep up the good work king of meme wars

  • @nativoobstinado3525
    @nativoobstinado3525 Рік тому

    So many details! Good!

  • @JamesFodor
    @JamesFodor Рік тому +2

    Sure is lucky that Bismarck's life work would never be undone by an unpreditable emperor in over his head.

  • @shadowkiller_9303
    @shadowkiller_9303 Рік тому

    Ah finnaly, the one I have been waiting for. Absolute banger of a video.

  • @ompskatelitty5356
    @ompskatelitty5356 Рік тому +1

    a scorpo video about the finno-korean hyperwar is all i need

  • @ultramacegist3385
    @ultramacegist3385 Рік тому +1

    Another great Slavic video from scorpo

  • @mrd4320
    @mrd4320 Рік тому +5

    I would just love this guy explain every history in this way 🌚👍

  • @DreamworldAuby
    @DreamworldAuby Рік тому +2

    Drugs 0%
    Sex 0%
    Swear words 0%
    B A S S M A R C K 100000%

  • @Nikko2I
    @Nikko2I Рік тому +6

    "Unification of Germany under Prussia was a mistake."
    -Bismarck after Wilhelm II took the throne.

  • @entropiart
    @entropiart Рік тому +1

    seeing garibaldi unification of italy would be amazing

  • @YasserMaghribi
    @YasserMaghribi Рік тому

    Bro I was waiting for so long for Le Bismarck !

  • @latran1578
    @latran1578 Рік тому +3

    There is actually a lot of history in that, very well made.

  • @Zilla-dh8uh
    @Zilla-dh8uh Рік тому

    Another great video 🗿🍷

  • @juanamador5140
    @juanamador5140 Рік тому +1

    this is the best one made yet

  • @alexandrshmatkovssrb
    @alexandrshmatkovssrb Рік тому +3

    Спасибо~

  • @hdgehog6
    @hdgehog6 Рік тому +1

    Such an astute historian....... brings a tear to me eye!

  • @user-kp7xr5lg8u
    @user-kp7xr5lg8u Рік тому +4

    1:29 That one made me laugh for a whole minute

    • @fg8520
      @fg8520 Рік тому +1

      can you explain it to me

  • @czosnek1009
    @czosnek1009 Рік тому +2

    Nei. Wild *BASSMARCK* arrived

  • @Flely
    @Flely Рік тому

    This channel knows what I am interested in and what we currently learn in scool this can't be a coincinedce Scorpo does it so often

  • @victoriantoad4295
    @victoriantoad4295 Рік тому +2

    If Bissmark was iron chancellor of Wakanda, Africa already would be united by blood and steel.

  • @Bar1NOff_
    @Bar1NOff_ Рік тому

    Alles Gute zum Sieg, Fritz))))

  • @BendyPlush
    @BendyPlush 8 місяців тому

    Best video I've seen all day

  • @TaxiDriver_Melix7987
    @TaxiDriver_Melix7987 Рік тому

    Best morning is when Scorpo uploads new video

  • @CheemsTheory-SircheemsTheFirst
    @CheemsTheory-SircheemsTheFirst 2 місяці тому +1

    As German can confirm this happened

  • @lasana-sq2ji
    @lasana-sq2ji Рік тому +2

    Desde el primer día y aun no puedo dejar de verlo es tan bueno el video

  • @NickTheAwsome100
    @NickTheAwsome100 Рік тому +2

    What is really funny is that this was the topic in my college history class and watching all of the crap with Bismarck unfold in meme format was a fucking treat man.

  • @maxencebraud-devincey6952
    @maxencebraud-devincey6952 Рік тому +2

    Showed this to my history teacher, he laughed.

  • @I.chouboy
    @I.chouboy Рік тому +3

    Quality history education.

  • @IttyBittyBobby
    @IttyBittyBobby Рік тому +4

    That ending hurts tho. Right into the feels

  • @dead-account722
    @dead-account722 Рік тому +1

    THE CBT CHAMBER NOOOOOOOOO

  • @killerr721
    @killerr721 Рік тому +2

    As someone that slept through history class i have no idea whats going on

  • @Bestnightcoreofalltime
    @Bestnightcoreofalltime Рік тому +1

    „No Allies?“
    Caught me offguard 100% accurate.

  • @joaolemos7585
    @joaolemos7585 Рік тому +13

    Que vídeo perfeito, chegou até no Brasil ❤
    Perfect video, even arrived in Brazil

  • @totallynotbuur1382
    @totallynotbuur1382 Рік тому

    Very good video keep it up!!

  • @user-pm3lu7vw5l
    @user-pm3lu7vw5l Рік тому

    skorpo, your a fine gun enthusiast. :0)

  • @intotheradius17
    @intotheradius17 Рік тому +2

    I've learnt more from scorpo than school

  • @dlsmelgar
    @dlsmelgar Рік тому +3

    Italia y Mexico estaran eternamente agradecidos con la Prusia de Bismarck

  • @gabrielfranciscoclarosvill247
    @gabrielfranciscoclarosvill247 10 місяців тому

    this video is pure art

  • @valentinbargaoan2546
    @valentinbargaoan2546 Рік тому

    I LOVE THIS! 🤩😃

  • @a_balloon
    @a_balloon Рік тому +2

    Someone: Mentions Bismarck
    Me: HE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVES ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS

  • @O_v0n_B
    @O_v0n_B Рік тому +1

    It is a masterpiece!

  • @alguienquientuconoces
    @alguienquientuconoces Рік тому

    Of coursw scorpo posting great content

  • @janmeier3214
    @janmeier3214 7 місяців тому

    LOL, this is a MASTERPIECE! Greets from the Fatherland, Kameraden!

  • @lucasplayzsft1954
    @lucasplayzsft1954 Рік тому +1

    two days to another music and animation godlike video

  • @dronovek
    @dronovek Рік тому +1

    If more exactly, le BASSMARCK

  • @ams.empire.3990
    @ams.empire.3990 Рік тому +2

    Only Scorpo videos are enough for history lessons. ❤😂

  • @LonginusCorp
    @LonginusCorp Рік тому

    A new great masterpiece. 👌

  • @PatrickPritchard-eo3lp
    @PatrickPritchard-eo3lp Місяць тому

    This is my new favourite video

  • @svts9308
    @svts9308 Рік тому

    I like this beer butterfly at the start)))

  • @markbielecki7738
    @markbielecki7738 Рік тому

    Another cool theme! Make my day!

  • @r.d.x7403
    @r.d.x7403 Рік тому +5

    “I hope some dumb fucker doesn’t ruin what I’ve built with Iron and Blood….” -Doge Von Bismarck
    “Hold my 1914!” - Kaiser