How to squat like Slav

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    Boris walks you through how to squat like slav.
    This is a tutorial for any beginner or advanced slav.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 15 тис.

  • @marcowinder8971
    @marcowinder8971 4 роки тому +6689

    Why this video is not in the category : Education

  • @feetlover1004
    @feetlover1004 3 роки тому +7317

    As some wise gopnik said:
    *heels on ground, comrade found*
    *heels in sky, western spy*

    • @arjunmadan318
      @arjunmadan318 3 роки тому +209

      Damn it rhymes......
      Did u come up with this?
      That's pretty good

    • @feetlover1004
      @feetlover1004 3 роки тому +405

      @@arjunmadan318 no fellow gopniks told me about it while beating me up for money

    • @arjunmadan318
      @arjunmadan318 3 роки тому +25

      @@feetlover1004 ok

    • @fuzzy_wuzzy45
      @fuzzy_wuzzy45 3 роки тому +25

      @@feetlover1004 that's sad

    • @feetlover1004
      @feetlover1004 3 роки тому +60

      @@fuzzy_wuzzy45 no not at all it's normal in russian cities (not in moscow and st. Petersburg)

  • @mares9144
    @mares9144 8 років тому +857

    best position for peeling potatoes

    • @clray123
      @clray123 8 років тому +25

      I use it for hand washing my slav apparel.

    • @augustokonrad3572
      @augustokonrad3572 7 років тому +78

      One day Latvian is on home when door knocks
      "Hello it is potato man, i give free potato"
      Man is very happy and open doors for free potato
      But there's no free potato
      Is actually secret police, man is arrested

    • @Darktrooper0
      @Darktrooper0 7 років тому +2

      Augusto Konrad

    • @dusty_wings
      @dusty_wings 7 років тому +2

      Gar Kaizar Xizarus exactly why I use this technique :^)

    • @hakimet-taoumi1768
      @hakimet-taoumi1768 5 років тому +1

      666 like burn in the hell!

  • @tacticalmosquito6480
    @tacticalmosquito6480 2 роки тому +253

    Dear Boris,
    I know things have been rough on here. You just released a video about how you're starting over. Just take some happiness from the fact that this video was suggested to me today by UA-cam. I don't know why, I don't know how, but I am glad this happened.
    Stay cheeki breeki my friend.

  • @dion8499
    @dion8499 8 років тому +1613

    I've nearly perfected the technique, a little more balance and I can spy on Slavs without any suspicion

  • @modassalvis
    @modassalvis 5 років тому +2645

    Perfectly balanced. As all things should be

    • @--.I....I-.--
      @--.I....I-.-- 5 років тому +16

      Sound thanos

    • @Jerwgwrebrogamiesai
      @Jerwgwrebrogamiesai 5 років тому +14

      *Thanos Joined the Chat*

    • @wolflisnjak7748
      @wolflisnjak7748 5 років тому +4

      Damnit i wanted to post that

    • @Ida-xe8pg
      @Ida-xe8pg 5 років тому +7

      Slavs: We do that for casual reasons like vodka and cig
      asians: We do that everyday in the morning

    • @Handlebarb
      @Handlebarb 2 роки тому

      Pretty late but,when I try to do it,my ass touches on the ground,what am I doing wrong?

  • @benadrylcabbagepatch2527
    @benadrylcabbagepatch2527 3 роки тому +130

    Thank you for this video. I clicked on this for shits and giggles back in high school and it’s the way I normally sit now. It’s made my legs a lot stronger and I get impressed remarks from random strangers here in the U.S. quite often for this. Definitely don’t regret.

    • @thelad9434
      @thelad9434 3 роки тому +9

      really lol, i am in high school and i watched this video and i sit like this a lot as well

  • @Nuggetxzzzz
    @Nuggetxzzzz 5 років тому +1690

    A.D.I.D.A.S
    [All Day i drink and squat]

    • @TheFormHater
      @TheFormHater 5 років тому +92

      thats the western spy version
      the true slav version is
      All
      Day
      I
      Dream
      About
      Socialism

    • @samsungalaxyxd1823
      @samsungalaxyxd1823 5 років тому +9

      @@TheFormHater you made "ADITAS"

    • @TheFormHater
      @TheFormHater 5 років тому +16

      @@samsungalaxyxd1823 I meant to say "dream", not "think". Fixed it.

    • @daniel-mh5sw
      @daniel-mh5sw 4 роки тому +2

      After Dinner I Did A Shit reed da virst ledders ov eech vord

    • @justalemontree5005
      @justalemontree5005 4 роки тому

      1000 subs whit no videos u dumb

  • @xFlared
    @xFlared 7 років тому +10668

    I went back to Russia not long ago and I literally see young males in track suits sitting like this in neighborhoods playing cards, smoking, and drinking.

    • @Crazygamer143
      @Crazygamer143 7 років тому +1283

      Admiral Ackbar Welcome to russia blyat.

    • @ivicabaksa2375
      @ivicabaksa2375 7 років тому +83

      Vili valtonen Why not Nike?

    • @Crazygamer143
      @Crazygamer143 7 років тому +806

      Ivica Baksa HOW DARE YOU EVEN SAY THAT WESTERN SPY BRAND?!

    • @alejandrorobles1343
      @alejandrorobles1343 7 років тому +53

      Vili valtonen
      What is a blyat ?

    • @Crazygamer143
      @Crazygamer143 7 років тому +463

      ARGPM The only word you need to know in russian.

  • @danbull
    @danbull 8 років тому +9748

    What have I stumbled upon here

    • @rainbowsparklebarf2578
      @rainbowsparklebarf2578 8 років тому +118

      WHOAH. Hi Dan.

    • @heimegut6133
      @heimegut6133 8 років тому +88

      The 2nd best channel in excistence (behind your of course)

    • @LocalPlane7
      @LocalPlane7 8 років тому +66

      Glorious Slav squatting is what

    • @diogogaspar9530
      @diogogaspar9530 8 років тому +41

      +Dan Bull greatness itself

    • @Ansaro1
      @Ansaro1 8 років тому +50

      +Dan Bull Oh god Dan Bull here? didnt expect that. You just witnessed the true meaning of life.

  • @thatDude2-e9u
    @thatDude2-e9u 4 місяці тому +8

    ay man, I watched this when I was a kid, when I was like ten.
    I wanted to say thank u for the memories man.

  • @bugretrut
    @bugretrut 5 років тому +2015

    you didn’t mention anything about clothing. I wore Nike and couldn’t do it, but then wore Adidas and it worked fine

    • @04liverydesign7
      @04liverydesign7 5 років тому +40

      It works with Converse too

    • @noshch3172
      @noshch3172 5 років тому +11

      Буржуй блять! У нас в России нахуй за Nike и Adidas убивают бля! Прям с ногами отрубают, а если кто видит фото коссовок, тогда у него глаза вырывают и сжирают

    • @yaxcis
      @yaxcis 5 років тому +67

      Only Adidas will do the trick

    • @noone-fe4ed
      @noone-fe4ed 5 років тому +57

      Adidas: Sponsored by Russia

    • @nekko5778
      @nekko5778 5 років тому +32

      true slav can use all types of clothing for a good squat

  • @BuglordSupreme
    @BuglordSupreme 8 років тому +1995

    Doesn't work if you are Lithuanian. I tried and I started speaking Polish and having USSR flashbacks. Tips?

    • @tomaszantochow8391
      @tomaszantochow8391 8 років тому +298

      Drink more vodka ;)

    • @redakaminekloc5167
      @redakaminekloc5167 7 років тому +6

      +Polska Hachikuji :3 You kurwa mać hamburger!

    • @HK.Builds
      @HK.Builds 7 років тому +1

      Nojus Mažvydas hahahahha

    • @Russian_Comrade
      @Russian_Comrade 7 років тому +15

      If you want to be a Gopnik you need to start speaking Russian, buy "Ushanka" and АК-12/АК-15 (if you want to be a modern Slav) or АК-47/АК-74 (if you want to be a old school Slav)

    • @redakaminekloc5167
      @redakaminekloc5167 7 років тому +29

      Turn off communism mode

  • @Ich1GoTgl
    @Ich1GoTgl 8 років тому +1984

    After all these years squatting like Western Spy, I tried Slav squat once and immediately succeeded.
    Does this mean I am Slav Spy in West?

    • @megaotstoy
      @megaotstoy 8 років тому +428

      this means you are double agent.

    • @Ich1GoTgl
      @Ich1GoTgl 8 років тому +261

      Oi blin!

    • @harmie38
      @harmie38 7 років тому +43

      Ich1GoTgl dzis mins zat you are afisialy a rashan spy, you will now gave to liern gow to live like a rashan spy.

    • @gophop
      @gophop 7 років тому +43

      sleeper agent

    • @wn6886
      @wn6886 7 років тому +23

      gophop Squatter agent

  • @wigglyfruit4708
    @wigglyfruit4708 3 роки тому +97

    When your joints are shit and you can't do the slave squat without hurt
    **sad squat noises**

    • @bdxa9611
      @bdxa9611 3 роки тому +8

      The slave squat

    • @creepyguy2198
      @creepyguy2198 3 роки тому +2

      slave

    • @Void-ij5wq
      @Void-ij5wq 3 роки тому +1

      @@bdxa9611 very much correct

    • @chickenballs68
      @chickenballs68 3 роки тому +3

      Slav*

    • @gicudoi2771
      @gicudoi2771 2 роки тому

      try it every day every night when you eat drink play and you will become better the more you drink

  • @kkkargeva
    @kkkargeva 6 років тому +3645

    Blyatiful

  • @VentiVonOsterreich
    @VentiVonOsterreich 8 років тому +440

    Shit, this actually helps when I'm on a trip and there's no chairs to sit on.
    Thanks!

    • @VentiVonOsterreich
      @VentiVonOsterreich 8 років тому +38

      Snipz Нэт аи ем нот Американ ю рат-фасед бастард.

    • @fadzilicious4411
      @fadzilicious4411 8 років тому +2

      +Girom Christian Calica kek

    • @megfoxy5222
      @megfoxy5222 8 років тому +1

      What trip has no chairs xD

    • @mihaiciobotaru4214
      @mihaiciobotaru4214 8 років тому

      +Nick LaRange HAHAHA

    • @knifepony
      @knifepony 8 років тому +2

      Is it a bad thing that I understood what you were saying?

  • @jacksonevanslacrosse3536
    @jacksonevanslacrosse3536 4 роки тому +736

    Heels to the ground: safe and sound
    Heels to the sky: western spy

    • @creds3826
      @creds3826 4 роки тому +17

      Jackson Evans heels in the sky western spy heels on ground commerade found

    • @maxtehfox9161
      @maxtehfox9161 4 роки тому +4

      Comrade, I am taking that

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 4 роки тому +5

      SovietBlin31
      Comrade, -I- We are taking that

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 4 роки тому +3

      Heels to ground: Safe and sound
      Heels to sky: Time to die

    • @karolinkiehl4097
      @karolinkiehl4097 4 роки тому +4

      I have had this question for a long time...
      What if someone squats with only one heel on the ground ?
      What are they?
      A weastern spy ?
      I have no idea

  • @spades5023
    @spades5023 5 років тому +6207

    Heels on ground
    Comrade found
    Heels in sky
    Western spy

  • @lucaliliahidas5738
    @lucaliliahidas5738 Рік тому +13

    Slav: *is happy*
    Thanos: perfectly balanced, like all things should be

  • @Belleville197
    @Belleville197 8 років тому +556

    LOVE LOVE LOVE !!

    • @LifeofBoris
      @LifeofBoris  8 років тому +52

      +Belleville197

    • @igorigor162
      @igorigor162 8 років тому

      +Life of Boris hey Boris I've been building an eastern European city in MC, would you be interested in reviewing it?

    • @lcpdhq2811
      @lcpdhq2811 8 років тому

      +Igor Igor Blyek! don't forget to put Khrushchyovka's in the city,those are the huge apartment buildings that are like the Pripyat apartment buildings,you can also find them in most russian towns.

    • @gretchenc36
      @gretchenc36 8 років тому

      Watching videos for last few days. Have a MAAD crush on this guy. Are all slav guys like this?

    • @TallAceTheJuggalo
      @TallAceTheJuggalo 8 років тому

      +Gretchen C
      All true slav are, maybe I take you to dinner, all mayonez you can eat!

  • @man1304
    @man1304 5 років тому +537

    "Heels touch ground, when slavs squat around."
    I live by that quote.

  • @MrSamulai
    @MrSamulai 7 років тому +763

    Instructions unclear, was sent to gulag.

  • @othermaz725
    @othermaz725 2 роки тому +25

    спасибо, товарищ, что научил меня приседать, как настоящий славянин

  • @GiordieMK
    @GiordieMK 5 років тому +2933

    Beware. Never squat if you suspect there's a fart incoming. The consequences could be worse than Chernobyl explosion.

    • @Duckmaster-pk5dk
      @Duckmaster-pk5dk 5 років тому +44

      Hahaha true

    • @av28379
      @av28379 5 років тому +4

      y xd

    • @elliedefox2783
      @elliedefox2783 5 років тому +11

      Squatting helped me do that

    • @trihermawan9553
      @trihermawan9553 5 років тому +76

      @@elliedefox2783 Don't ever do it again, we don't need another Tsar Bomba test

    • @oak3654
      @oak3654 5 років тому +18

      GiordieMK I coughed and my sister told me to shut up

  • @vidbrezovnik1101
    @vidbrezovnik1101 4 роки тому +2634

    0% nudity
    20% drugs
    0% sportcars
    0% fake propaganda
    80% *slav*

  • @jcliff8415
    @jcliff8415 5 років тому +505

    0:53 *WESTERN SPY SQUAT* 😂😂

  • @wyrdwyrdo
    @wyrdwyrdo Рік тому +6

    One of the first Boris vids we saw, started us being fans. And just got recommended it again today? Not going to complain! Time to rewatch all the classics.

  • @Zero-hf3cm
    @Zero-hf3cm 8 років тому +538

    i am finnish and when i squated i started speaking russian. Does anybody know whats happenig.

    • @Evil_Mesalon
      @Evil_Mesalon 8 років тому +8

      gassluc warcry when I did the squat I started saying дададада сука Ыуат.send help

    • @toitoindija5532
      @toitoindija5532 7 років тому +2

      gassluc you finally became a man..you know, you are finn in childhood but sooner or later you must...you know...become adult, arrogant, dumb....you know...(sorry im kidding, im italian and that video is fuckin funny..)

    • @MJ-uk6lu
      @MJ-uk6lu 7 років тому +22

      You reached finish line

    • @kuumotusmies
      @kuumotusmies 7 років тому +4

      gassluc Lets meet in Torilla and Slav Squat because Suomi perkele

    • @SVDCamper
      @SVDCamper 7 років тому

      +Ryan Jones Now look who i found :D

  • @Long_Wei
    @Long_Wei 7 років тому +3478

    A perfectly balanced slav... is a happy slav XD

    • @youpo1
      @youpo1 7 років тому +34

      Longwei 龙威 unless if you were a western spy

    • @driq9315
      @driq9315 7 років тому +3

      How can they be balanced with all that vodka in them

    • @j2112s
      @j2112s 7 років тому

      boi you were on that bird video

    • @matejlj
      @matejlj 6 років тому

      A true slav is not balanced only without vodka

    • @xtc3dresearchteam744
      @xtc3dresearchteam744 6 років тому +4

      a perfectly balanced western spy is a sad spy

  • @reezuleanu1676
    @reezuleanu1676 3 роки тому +4846

    9.6 million western spies: "Hmm, interesting"

    • @floppa1819
      @floppa1819 3 роки тому +102

      Well im not western spy

    • @zondo5750
      @zondo5750 3 роки тому +344

      @@floppa1819 that's what a western spy would say

    • @floppa1819
      @floppa1819 3 роки тому +54

      @@zondo5750 Im from slavic country.

    • @Yomesto
      @Yomesto 3 роки тому +61

      @@floppa1819 proof

    • @floppa1819
      @floppa1819 3 роки тому +35

      @@Yomesto how do u want me to proof

  • @bangchannie_97
    @bangchannie_97 2 роки тому +10

    anyone else still watching this legend? i still watch this dude, he makes my day…

  • @edgedousegachastuff5099
    @edgedousegachastuff5099 3 роки тому +1305

    As a polish Slav I can confirm that the Slav squat is everywhere

  • @Bvnditi
    @Bvnditi 8 років тому +159

    I used to sit on my gaming chair. Now I squat on desk with keyboard on lap.
    THANK YOU BORIS!

    • @LifeofBoris
      @LifeofBoris  8 років тому +19

      +Bandit Gryphen

    • @Bvnditi
      @Bvnditi 8 років тому +7

      You taught me well comrade.

    • @camper1749
      @camper1749 8 років тому

      My version, I used to sit on my 8 year old ductaped chair, Now i squat on desk with dild- i mean keyboard on leap.
      THANK YOU MAYONE- I MEAN, BORIS!

    • @Bvnditi
      @Bvnditi 8 років тому

      boris taught us well my child

    • @parsashirali8957
      @parsashirali8957 8 років тому

      Omg lol

  • @evolutionthenotsofunnyrefr5869
    @evolutionthenotsofunnyrefr5869 3 роки тому +1417

    "A perfectly balanced SLAV is a happy SLAV"
    "Physical fitness is the first requisite of happiness.”
    - Joseph Pilates.
    *IT ALL MAKE SENSE*

  • @2s3macacia
    @2s3macacia 2 роки тому +7

    me as a Asian :*A R E Y O U S U R E Y O U C A N D O L O N G E R T H A N M E*

  • @minze6982
    @minze6982 5 років тому +1100

    Adidas shoes grant +5 Squat balance and -9 capitalism.

    • @destroyfuffa6689
      @destroyfuffa6689 5 років тому +13

      Adidas where created in nazi germany

    • @ru4965
      @ru4965 5 років тому +12

      @@destroyfuffa6689 ok. And?

    • @destroyfuffa6689
      @destroyfuffa6689 5 років тому +13

      @@ru4965 No, I'm not And

    • @minze6982
      @minze6982 5 років тому +12

      @@arronsoup4446 u western spy.

    • @Ida-xe8pg
      @Ida-xe8pg 5 років тому +1

      Slavs: We do that for casual reasons like vodka and cig
      asians: We do that everyday in the morning

  • @F4c2a
    @F4c2a 8 років тому +421

    It looks like eastern Europe is getting on the internet finally. And starting strong. Welcome.

    • @Viroh
      @Viroh 8 років тому +5

      lmao

    • @squick1842
      @squick1842 8 років тому +1

      +F4c2a I dont think this guy is from eastern Europe dude! :D

    • @jamesmair4085
      @jamesmair4085 8 років тому +13

      +squick1842 he is he is estonian

    • @pancakeparty9977
      @pancakeparty9977 8 років тому +6

      +F4c2a You did never see russian fail videos?

    • @banditoboi9138
      @banditoboi9138 8 років тому +37

      +F4c2a Russians invented the internet.

  • @drdiamonddan6777
    @drdiamonddan6777 4 роки тому +931

    I forgot the name of the channel so I just searched up “how to Slav” and this was first result
    Nice

  • @abdelkadersenouci3108
    @abdelkadersenouci3108 2 роки тому +2

    I properly slav squat and that skill has come in handy here in Washington State where it is either hot af or cold af, so you dont want to set your butt on the ground… and did you know that a lot of washington has a similar climate to kazakhstan? It is either can be up to 38 celsius or as low as -28 celsius on occasions

  • @kronigen
    @kronigen 8 років тому +240

    If ur indonesian/malaysian you'll definetely know how to squat like slav cuz most public toilets in indonesia/malaysia are squat toilets.. xD

    • @kronigen
      @kronigen 8 років тому

      +Mann Of War yea ikr.. squatting toilets are better than sitting toilets

    • @FoxderjaAwdFox
      @FoxderjaAwdFox 8 років тому

      +Awesome Guy but i cant squat,even if im malaysian,altho,i do have that one squating toilet,but i cant shit on that

    • @MilkTea101
      @MilkTea101 8 років тому +1

      confirmed, but we don' call it slav squatting, we call it south east asian squatting

    • @kronigen
      @kronigen 8 років тому +1

      petters8787 yea just call it "*The Asian Squatting*" xD lol

    • @AlleinArk
      @AlleinArk 8 років тому +2

      #SEASQUAT

  • @Firelord91021
    @Firelord91021 3 роки тому +343

    I've been squatting like a western spy for years. Thank you comrade for teaching me the true way of the slav.

  • @thulx3997
    @thulx3997 4 роки тому +794

    84% *Slav squat*
    15% _Indonesian squat_
    1% Others

  • @flamingmofo4093
    @flamingmofo4093 Рік тому +4

    It's been a couple of years since I first watched this, now I can squat like you, thank you, comrade

  • @KerrBox92
    @KerrBox92 4 роки тому +720

    i'm australian and i squat like this all the time, my dad can't believe how i do it so casually. i didn't know it was a slav thing lol

    • @migutau
      @migutau 4 роки тому +116

      the slav is stong with you

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 4 роки тому +37

      I spent most of my life backpacking on weekends, and often didn't have a chair or good log to sit on and made do with a nice squat.

    • @KerrBox92
      @KerrBox92 3 роки тому +7

      @KingT_ 02 don't think so, as far as i can tell my lineage is mostly scottish and german

    • @Phantom_edger
      @Phantom_edger 3 роки тому +19

      Then i do it,almost everyone what im with,says'ArE YoU sHiTiNg'?and im like,𝘽𝙍𝙐𝙃

    • @darokkett3852
      @darokkett3852 3 роки тому +13

      @@Phantom_edger they dont know the slav culture

  • @줄리언대왕-n2o
    @줄리언대왕-n2o 4 роки тому +642

    I used to be korean
    But im slav now

  • @DagamerPC
    @DagamerPC 7 років тому +389

    But Boris what if I don't have legs

  • @Syrahl696
    @Syrahl696 2 роки тому +8

    I have been squatting like a western spy all my life, but not in vain! It prepared me for the true Slav squat, allowing me to master it in an instant once shown the way. Thanks Comrade! I cannot imagine what my life would be like had I never squat at all.

  • @stealthyboyo6067
    @stealthyboyo6067 6 років тому +2575

    Heels on the ground
    Comrade found
    Heels in the sky
    Western spy

  • @iriiri7487
    @iriiri7487 5 років тому +927

    “Squatting down on full heels”
    *asian squat has entered the chat*

    • @tranghuynh6630
      @tranghuynh6630 5 років тому +33

      Asian squat intensifies

    • @karolinedemon
      @karolinedemon 5 років тому +27

      Asian squat is a whole different level

    • @spaghetti2737
      @spaghetti2737 5 років тому +3

      Slav Squat is better name

    • @NecAngelus
      @NecAngelus 5 років тому +5

      **Am central asian slav**

    • @dawgysonrocks
      @dawgysonrocks 5 років тому +3

      YEE BOI-- LES GO ASIAN SQUATS SQUAD--

  • @damon2692
    @damon2692 6 років тому +767

    ' A perfectly balanced slav is a happy slav' xD

  • @bengt-goranpersson5125
    @bengt-goranpersson5125 Рік тому +2

    This video lives in my heart.

  • @babangnyoi
    @babangnyoi 4 роки тому +1976

    Squat in Russia: "welcome, comrade"
    Squat in Asia: "ah, I see you're man of culture as well"
    Squat in western: *impossible*
    Edit: i see a lot of new people on reply section. Are this video just get to your recommendation again?

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 4 роки тому +49

      Fajri hey I am a westerner who does slav squat easily. And I have only like 13% Slav in me.

    • @zuni0476
      @zuni0476 4 роки тому +21

      Damn that is sooo true. In asia we say that to each other and offer then some good kvass and ask them to play cards :D

    • @cateatinrat78
      @cateatinrat78 4 роки тому +14

      Fajri sounds like a southeast Asian name. Are you Indonesian/Malaysian?

    • @babangnyoi
      @babangnyoi 4 роки тому +17

      @@cateatinrat78 I'm Indonesian

    • @kar-tunechannel4427
      @kar-tunechannel4427 4 роки тому +11

      @@cateatinrat78 actually fajri (fajr) is originally from arabic word meaning dawn. but yeah indonesian likes arabic name.

  • @bobimaliks
    @bobimaliks 4 роки тому +710

    Also Indonesian:
    Hold My Toilet..

    • @mich4408
      @mich4408 4 роки тому +53

      Me: *reading this comment
      Also me: *high pitch demonic laughing
      Also if u are not Indonesian, let me explain.
      In Indonesia there is a toilet that require squating to use. Many houses uses this toilet. And in Indonesia, squating is common.
      (Di Indonesia ada sebuah toilet yang jika ingin digunakan harus jongkok. toilet ini biasanya sering ditemukan di rumah rumah. Dan di Indonesia jongkok adalah hal yang biasa)

    • @giffaripasya2815
      @giffaripasya2815 4 роки тому +11

      Beda kemiringan

    • @bobimaliks
      @bobimaliks 4 роки тому

      @@mich4408 huu

    • @mich4408
      @mich4408 4 роки тому +3

      @@bobimaliks ???

    • @seansahara724
      @seansahara724 4 роки тому

      Good

  • @ivanyarovoy7985
    @ivanyarovoy7985 8 років тому +20

    "A perfectly balanced slav-it's a happy slav"
    Man,this is gold.

  • @TACONUGGETS
    @TACONUGGETS Рік тому +3

    The thumbnail is the gopnik award

  • @sebastianfarah592
    @sebastianfarah592 5 років тому +103

    Squatting like this is actually really comfortable, Slav rating- 10/10

  • @Centuries_of_Nope
    @Centuries_of_Nope 8 років тому +256

    Will technique improve if wear Adidas?

    • @antoninalybaneva7619
      @antoninalybaneva7619 8 років тому +2

      yes. also the drunk vodka helps very well

    • @leopy6534
      @leopy6534 8 років тому +1

      +qaz zaq drunk vodka .... Ok are you sure it's right XD

    • @ALucienLachance
      @ALucienLachance 8 років тому +1

      only Adidas three striped track pants and track suits

    • @AcidXprezZ
      @AcidXprezZ 8 років тому +7

      no, you can wear any comfy pants but if you wear adidas, you can spy on slavs without any suspicion :-)

    • @kylelikeskjvbible
      @kylelikeskjvbible 7 років тому +1

      but the no name track pants will likely split from all the Slav Power activated, plain black jogging pants can work as well

  • @hawwaulya326
    @hawwaulya326 Рік тому +2

    He looks so goofy yet so professional, so unimpressive yet so intimidating, so childish yet so mature, so unethical yet so attentive.

  • @noname-dh1go
    @noname-dh1go 4 роки тому +785

    starterpack SLAV
    -squat
    -favorite song(Hardbass)
    -jacket adidas tree stripes
    -shoes adidas tree stripes
    -pants adidas tree stripes
    -clothes adidas
    -bag adidas
    -ak 47
    -vodka drinks
    100%SLAV
    no gopnik no life😎🤙

  • @literalcatpee9390
    @literalcatpee9390 5 років тому +197

    I lived in Russia for most then 5 years and I learned a lot. Now I’m gonna spread this in uk.

  • @faithkubik
    @faithkubik Рік тому +2

    I miss these kind of videos, he sounded happy in them

  • @tameronica
    @tameronica 4 роки тому +716

    Western spies watching this video to blend in with the crowd better:
    *The Spy*

  • @dookiestain3591
    @dookiestain3591 7 років тому +282

    I was taking a shower and slav squatting at the same time

    • @DuckieMcduck
      @DuckieMcduck 7 років тому +19

      when feeling cold taking shower do squats for your thighs and listen to polka for soul

    • @JadsMusic
      @JadsMusic 7 років тому +5

      slav shower

  • @Mira-ln4uv
    @Mira-ln4uv 5 років тому +560

    Me trying to squat
    My legs: Naaah we are going to hurt you

    • @Redbaronzyt
      @Redbaronzyt 5 років тому +9

      U arnt real slav

    • @Mira-ln4uv
      @Mira-ln4uv 5 років тому +17

      @@Redbaronzyt being czech actually means you're a slav.

    • @jackiessquirrel5508
      @jackiessquirrel5508 5 років тому +17

      Mira Bouda I cant either. My polish blood is denying me such an honourable gift. I might just be too fat lmao

    • @Mira-ln4uv
      @Mira-ln4uv 5 років тому +1

      @@jackiessquirrel5508 me too about 71 kg

    • @Luka-cu8ep
      @Luka-cu8ep 5 років тому +15

      [Lol U smell] it’s not bcs ur fat. I’m in a really good shape and I’m Slav. But I cannot squat my legs just hurt so much. We are like disabled slavs

  • @stikmanww9218
    @stikmanww9218 3 роки тому +5

    Finally did it man
    (Praticing for 9 days to do this man like its hard man but thx a lot man, have a piece🤙)

  • @renzocapivara3985
    @renzocapivara3985 4 роки тому +123

    thanks boris, now i can squat like a slav, even though i'm a brazilian.

    • @serhumano856
      @serhumano856 4 роки тому +2

      Eu também

    • @miojogamereviews7099
      @miojogamereviews7099 4 роки тому +1

      É nois

    • @MaxMustermann-hd4hj
      @MaxMustermann-hd4hj 4 роки тому

      @@serhumano856 y soy? Jajaja
      True brazilian: kkkkk

    • @Diaianz
      @Diaianz 4 роки тому +3

      já comprei meu set da adidas completo
      bora beber vodka

    • @mamamundi42
      @mamamundi42 4 роки тому +1

      Meu filho é brasileiro dr pai russo. Os vídeos do Boris serão muito úteis no futuro para me ajudar na árdua tarefa de criar [treinar] um KGBaby 😂 e fazer ele ser mais eslavo! 😂

  • @sebotrp
    @sebotrp 8 років тому +150

    So i migrated to UK about 8 years ago and for a second i thought that after such long time of not squatting like a true slav i perhaps forgot how to do it so i immediately decided to give it a try and fortunately for me i still have it within me. Once a slav, always a slav. No matter where you live.

    • @666666MetalHead
      @666666MetalHead 8 років тому +10

      +SeboTrzyDe3D I thought I didn't have slav blood but I had it on my very first try.
      I was born in Canada, eh, from Canadian parents.

    • @DK12_
      @DK12_ 8 років тому +14

      +666666MetalHead Canada is just big slav colony blyat

    • @666666MetalHead
      @666666MetalHead 8 років тому

      Elijah Markin Sorry about that, maybe you've been in the wrong province. Or thw wrong neighbourhood. Most folks around mine are quite friendly and humble.

    • @PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi
      @PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi 8 років тому

      How is the tea?

    • @666666MetalHead
      @666666MetalHead 8 років тому

      Elijah Markin It's because of my own blood brothers, the French Canadians. We wrote the song, and nobody was saying "eh" by the time it got published (in 1880).

  • @adamgrofik5470
    @adamgrofik5470 Рік тому +3

    My dad is Slovak/Rusyn/Lemko and Balkan descent, he’s always squatted. Yes, full heels. My brother and I have inherited this key trait.
    Rn, I can’t full squat due to injury, I try and try, but if I channel my Slav power, there is no pain

  • @robbybryan9944
    @robbybryan9944 3 роки тому +639

    Heels in sky
    WESTERN SPY
    Heels on ground
    A GOPNIK FOUND

  • @alientitimilk9073
    @alientitimilk9073 7 років тому +2157

    instructions unclear. sent to gulag for western spy

    • @maxamillionfreedom2754
      @maxamillionfreedom2754 6 років тому +11

      Storm trooper bob might wanna check how your comment is doing👍

    • @haoliang3965
      @haoliang3965 6 років тому

      lolllllll

    • @bradfarrell2771
      @bradfarrell2771 6 років тому +22

      "This is what we call western spy squat" I laughed like shit 😂😂

    • @tacticalchunder1207
      @tacticalchunder1207 6 років тому +1

      They must’ve seen through your shoddy squatting technique.

    • @dm3402
      @dm3402 6 років тому +3

      place feet flat on ground, shoulder width apart like conscript soldier (drunk soldier optional)
      as you squat down your cheeky breekies will lean back while your upper breeky goes forward
      as you slide further down you will feel slav blood start to calm in your feet and bile. You will feel what spies call 'balanced'.
      Recognize your free hands and absolute stillness in the slav squat. Then pick up drink and do what you feel.
      Which is drink.

  • @odysseusherakles9325
    @odysseusherakles9325 3 роки тому +8

    I have been looking for a comfortable solution s**t in a bush for a long time. This video changed my life.

  • @peacefulobserver8159
    @peacefulobserver8159 7 років тому +17

    At school today, a fire started in the kitchen, so the fire alarm went off, and all students have to go up to the field and sit down, but the field was wet and muddy, so I did the slav squat, and like 30 seconds later, I see every other kid copying me, I feel so proud

    • @a-pr8815
      @a-pr8815 7 років тому +2

      very good, comrade

    • @_____._..--_
      @_____._..--_ 7 років тому

      Teach them how slav

    • @Yikeowsky
      @Yikeowsky 7 років тому

      James hill spread the slav presence in the west

    • @perez2k144
      @perez2k144 6 років тому

      that's good

  • @rudyslav3844
    @rudyslav3844 5 років тому +142

    I'm slav, so I am here just to Perfect my technick

    • @AlluzHH
      @AlluzHH 4 роки тому +5

      English next?

    • @planeflight1202
      @planeflight1202 4 роки тому +2

      I'm a slav but I can't squat for ass my bro can do it perfectly and effortlessly though.

    • @uk9383
      @uk9383 4 роки тому

      Im from slovenia which is considered slavic country. I have never seen someone squat like this

  • @damnitspowo3234
    @damnitspowo3234 6 років тому +46

    Thanks Boris!
    Now i can show my true slavness everywhere, squatting like a slav. If you can't, just practice and you will be able to get a Gopnik Award
    Greetings from Poland 🇵🇱

  • @keegs1million823
    @keegs1million823 2 роки тому +2

    I needed this

  • @alejandrocrespo7633
    @alejandrocrespo7633 6 років тому +255

    Ok, I have a theory. I coach young athletes on weightlifting and when you try to teach them how to front squat (they are westners) they always have hip and ankle flexibility issues that makes them unable touch the floor with their heels. Every kid has this issue and needs training to properly front squat with their heels touching floor. I got a slav the other day and the kid was a natural and could squat with heels touching ground.
    Slavs have always been incredible at weightlifting at the olympics... do slavs possess a special squatting gene that makes them the superior race for driving force from the heels?

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 6 років тому +8

      I knew it

    • @basemaus3728
      @basemaus3728 6 років тому +24

      They are specially bred in gulag to squat the right way

    • @rzxv3
      @rzxv3 6 років тому +5

      Alejandro Crespo I have the Slav gene

    • @ollie5927
      @ollie5927 6 років тому +2

      Alejandro Crespo
      Im welsh and can squat

    • @P3nnyArcade
      @P3nnyArcade 6 років тому +1

      I have no Russian ancestry yet I can squat with my heels on the ground no problem

  • @EmileA-gs1kk
    @EmileA-gs1kk 3 роки тому +46

    this taught me more than any school ever will.

  • @cinnamonfluff594
    @cinnamonfluff594 2 роки тому +3

    Apparently ive been slav squatting my entire life and had no idea 💀

  • @Sengrath2986
    @Sengrath2986 3 роки тому +46

    When i was in first grade, school had Turkish style toilet, you can say we've been potty trained to slav squat.

    • @Dariaky
      @Dariaky 3 роки тому

      Romania?

    • @jamescrock2213
      @jamescrock2213 3 роки тому +6

      Thats the best way to poop, comes right out, not in there for 30 minutes.

    • @gyalking
      @gyalking 3 роки тому +1

      @@jamescrock2213 what if you miss

    • @TheNolife96
      @TheNolife96 3 роки тому +2

      @@gyalking You can't xD

  • @wuznab5109
    @wuznab5109 6 років тому +381

    This is a lot harder than it looks. 😫
    I have learned that all Slavs are as flexible as a slinky.

    • @nitsugadot5972
      @nitsugadot5972 6 років тому +4

      Slav here then

    • @paulmccharming5110
      @paulmccharming5110 6 років тому +14

      Hard? I'm no known slav but squatting is easy.

    • @warmaker6385
      @warmaker6385 6 років тому +6

      It's hard for me too, but to my knees, it hurts after just a bit lol maybe cause I'm heavy

    • @elimaple4263
      @elimaple4263 6 років тому

      I've been trying to squat like this for the past hour, i cant. I genuinely can't for some reason.

    • @leostevanovic5205
      @leostevanovic5205 6 років тому

      @Wilma Eklund he's Estonian

  • @JotaroKujo-zc3dn
    @JotaroKujo-zc3dn 4 роки тому +125

    Me: *L a u g h s i n a s i a n*

  • @tupacdupein
    @tupacdupein 2 роки тому +1

    Coming here every year to take the lesson again, thanks Boris!

  • @miccocornelius
    @miccocornelius 4 роки тому +134

    Slav squat : Ez
    Asian squat : pretty Ez
    Western : *IMPOSSIBLE

    • @Warga_indo01
      @Warga_indo01 3 роки тому +6

      The asian must be : very ez (*insert some MLG here and sunglasses)

    • @maskedredstonerproz
      @maskedredstonerproz 3 роки тому +3

      literally, no joke, I can't do the western spy squat without falling on my butt, slav quat Ez

    • @carsonpearce5980
      @carsonpearce5980 3 роки тому +1

      I grew up doing the western squat, but the instant I sat back into the slav squat for the first time I knew this was where I belong.

    • @peachandtoffee
      @peachandtoffee 3 роки тому

      Which western? Europe?

    • @carsonpearce5980
      @carsonpearce5980 3 роки тому

      @@peachandtoffee generally when people say western they are referring to culture originating in Western Europe that has now moved to the Americas and Australia as well. For example western music has roots in European classical theory, but has changed over time with the help of new musicians in other regions like North America.

  • @zahraniatnuwu1292
    @zahraniatnuwu1292 4 роки тому +165

    Indonesian: SQUAT IS THE EASIEST THINGS IN HERE.
    Slav:

    • @NikiAesthette
      @NikiAesthette 4 роки тому +2

      so truuuuueeeee

    • @tictactoe101
      @tictactoe101 4 роки тому +5

      Slav: Pork stew is so delicioussss!!!
      Indonesian:

    • @Студент-й9ы
      @Студент-й9ы 4 роки тому +2

      Объясните прикол с Индонезией, я вообще не понимаю

    • @isabelleteh5655
      @isabelleteh5655 4 роки тому +2

      same, but Singapore 🇸🇬

    • @anchovyhmmm5681
      @anchovyhmmm5681 3 роки тому +3

      Squatting in toilet

  • @billbachtis7501
    @billbachtis7501 7 років тому +698

    after this video i cant stop squating xD :D

    • @MyMinecraftplayerz
      @MyMinecraftplayerz 7 років тому +3

      bill Bachtis XD

    • @joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh561
      @joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh561 7 років тому

      Same maybe it is in us "Ourtrueslavs"

    • @abdulahmed9361
      @abdulahmed9361 6 років тому

      ME 2

    • @domkeukde6638
      @domkeukde6638 6 років тому +2

      Me too but it's getting a little painful in the legs 😂

    • @dm3402
      @dm3402 6 років тому +2

      I'll be honest i've been trying to get my family to do this squat, more control and stillness and free hand movement for drinking and fighting.
      I've never squatted like a spy after this. Ever.

  • @sporkeh90
    @sporkeh90 Рік тому +1

    I am from the netherlands and a high school friend who was from a czech family always squatted down like that, i had no frigging clue it was a slav thing lol

  • @mirotzu99
    @mirotzu99 8 років тому +13

    0:20 that placement of that pepper shaker....

  • @1alic
    @1alic 4 роки тому +934

    Russia: *Have an anti-spy squat*
    Indonesia: *Spies"
    Russia: U spy?
    Indonesia: no
    Russia: Show me squat then
    Indonesia: *Squats easily*
    Russia: Oh kk.
    Fun Indonesian Fact: If we feel tired because of standing we s q u a t

    • @AlfalfaAccess
      @AlfalfaAccess 4 роки тому +88

      Everyday we squat even in toilet too
      Tbh not just in indonesia,all asian countries can do that

    • @atas2561
      @atas2561 4 роки тому +15

      Here in Indonesia, we do squat too

    • @asher-360
      @asher-360 4 роки тому

      Well... now I’m starting to reconsider because I wanted to move to Australia but now not as much as before

    • @ravindraverma7735
      @ravindraverma7735 4 роки тому +17

      @@AlfalfaAccess true bro we asian squat like that in toilets everytime 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Fallenshit
      @Fallenshit 4 роки тому +2

      The anti spy squat only works on western spies.

  • @aidenpearce4409
    @aidenpearce4409 7 років тому +72

    I tried to squat in Riga but Russians identified me as a "western Latvian NATO spy"
    lol

  • @izzyizzy7110
    @izzyizzy7110 2 роки тому +3

    When my little brother was 3 he learned himself the Slav squat

  • @unitedwestand3687
    @unitedwestand3687 7 років тому +19

    Hi, I'm from Brazil and today I've discovered that I'm a real Slav!

  • @theslizzyglizzy3468
    @theslizzyglizzy3468 6 років тому +221

    I possess strong slav squat technique. But weak western knees. Need more practice

    • @LeBlobfish2711
      @LeBlobfish2711 5 років тому +1

      More squat comrade.

    • @bengoldberg8451
      @bengoldberg8451 5 років тому +3

      Faded Echo actually the feet apart more helps, as there is more area to put pressure on

    • @fbi1122
      @fbi1122 5 років тому

      How's you doing now?

  • @11Survivor
    @11Survivor 5 років тому +73

    I'm glad my Croatian grandmother gave me the gift of the slav squat gene...
    And yes, Croatians are slavs because "Yugoslavia".

    • @F.Fox714
      @F.Fox714 5 років тому +4

      Kakve crne Jugoslavije?! Hrvati su Sloveni bili i pre juge

    • @OsamaBon
      @OsamaBon 5 років тому +2

      No shit bro im slovenian SLO=SLAV=YUGOSLAV DOBER DAN GOPNIK PRIJATELJ

    • @OsamaBon
      @OsamaBon 5 років тому

      @@F.Fox714 kaj govoriš brat razen tega da imate radi čevape

    • @F.Fox714
      @F.Fox714 5 років тому

      @@OsamaBon ? Šta reče 🤣

    • @OsamaBon
      @OsamaBon 5 років тому +1

      @@F.Fox714 pozdrav iz slovenije blyat

  • @TONiT3CH
    @TONiT3CH 6 місяців тому +1

    I became confident in the accuracy of the information upon observing a vodka bottle in lieu of a shampoo bottle 0:08

  • @bryankorloid9532
    @bryankorloid9532 5 років тому +482

    1:01
    Boris : you can squat for ten hours
    Asian people : am i joke to you

    • @tkyiu9338
      @tkyiu9338 5 років тому +22

      True, I'm from Hong Kong, and you're very true.

    • @_4chilles1700
      @_4chilles1700 5 років тому +1

      Yes, it's true:v

    • @krzysiusisiu
      @krzysiusisiu 5 років тому +8

      i know i’m dumb but i don’t get it

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 5 років тому +2

      Can anyone keep one leg in the air for a while?

    • @piccoloatburgerking
      @piccoloatburgerking 5 років тому +4

      @@EnderGoku9001 Only for about 25 seconds before needing to put the leg back on ground.

  • @TheDock_
    @TheDock_ 7 років тому +18

    Man. the amount of stuff you can find on UA-cam is limitless, lol.

  • @Sav-.
    @Sav-. 8 років тому +13

    The longer you can sit like this, THE BIGGER SLAV LEVEL YOU HAVE!!

  • @ultrafloss492
    @ultrafloss492 2 роки тому

    I"m so happy that the automated subtitles are able to translate those English words, now I truly know what Slav tries to learn me, thank you!

  • @rayyanel-nafaty4227
    @rayyanel-nafaty4227 7 років тому +439

    Adidas sneakers and an adidas jumpsuit.....Eastern European starter kit lol

    • @MyMinecraftplayerz
      @MyMinecraftplayerz 7 років тому +1

      Ray El lmao

    • @kristiaan1
      @kristiaan1 7 років тому +17

      adidas shoulderbag, old BMW/Golf/Passat with huge stereo playing hardbass

    • @razordd9283
      @razordd9283 7 років тому +2

      Ray El jumpsuit? excuse me?

    • @DEMONX62
      @DEMONX62 7 років тому +2

      Track suit
      Jump suit is for janitor

    • @sayukara1929
      @sayukara1929 7 років тому

      Джозеф and the guy who went to the toilet right after