The Straightest Dude Ever
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- Опубліковано 26 чер 2017
- (He eats lighters.)
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CAST
John - John Milhiser
Ally Beardsley
Grant O'Brien
Raphael Chestang
Zac Oyama
Katie Marovitch
Party Background -
Curtis Kingsley
Meghan Smith
Paul Martin
Jason Nguyen
Chris Schuchert
Frankie McLafferty
CREW
Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
Writer - Jessica Ross
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Director of Photography - Cooper James
1st AC -Chris MacDonald
2nd AC/DIT - Santiago Bahti
Gaffer - Saul Cervantes
Key Grip - Nathan Krauss
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter of BoTown Sound
HMU - Denise Valentine
Production Designer - Kaeleigh Morrison
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Senior Vice President of Production - Spencer Griffin
Executive in Charge of Production - Sam Sparks
Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Production Assistant - Kennya Rivera
Production Assistant - Kevin Clark-Ryan
Post Production Supervisor - Melissa Balan
Post Production Coordinator - Marissa High
Content Management Supervisor - Theodora Hart
Programming Assistant - Caroline Langella
Editor - Ryan Anthony Martin & Sam Geer
Visual Effects & Graphics - TJ Gonzalez
Head Assistant Editor, Post Prod. Systems Engineer - Mark Chernausek
Assistant Editor - Brittany Joyner
Assistant Editor - A.J. Bedard - Комедії
It is scientifically proven that there is at least one guy like this in every single middle-school classroom at all times
Why are these guys hanging out in middle-school classrooms
And one girl that's the exact opposite person
They should make "the gayest guy ever" now
Yeah
@@TheCardboardB_andit33 i think you might have missed the point of the video.
"straight as a boomerang that doesn't function properly because it's so straight" is such an underrated line
No really 💀
Then it's not a boomerang...... it's it's so straight it doesn't function properly.... then it's a STICK......
@@drakthorianakatzaphquiel455 no, the Asian people use da boomerang dat straight as a good close range melee weapon because it a good stick to hit and defend against da failure. We can also use it as a ranged weapon once you master da art of da physics, tho it much harder than before and combat slipper also do better job La.
@@jennyjin1617 That reply was actually really really enjoyable to read.... I can't tell if it's a joke or you're being serious. But either way, I enjoyed reading it
@@drakthorianakatzaphquiel455 lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
the fact that john milhiser, an openly gay man, is playing this guy makes this so much funnier
It actually makes it worse knowing that....
@@steve19811 It's funny because it's ironic
@@Marjiance26 It's sad because that bit at the end where he starts breaking down and crying isn't just acting
@@st.haborymOf course cause there’s no such thing as a masculine gay dude is there ?
@@bmbrunch4516 What are you even talking about
I feel embarrassed as a lesbian to admit that I act just like this guy
Hamming it up big time
I ain't even gay and I do this sometimes
Who tf asked
Hes actually gay irl lmao
@@microz0258 well that's terrible news
After he puts his hand down his pants, he touches all the food.
I am glad I wasn't the only one to notice and be really bothered by that.
I noticed that too, lol
supercyberfunk Very Hetero of him
Classic alpha male dominance strategy.
supercyberfunk dude. ..
I'm so straight that I don't kiss girls because girls kiss guys and that's gay.
Then who do you kiss??
@@stephanie_rocha833 Lesbians, duh
Bruhhh
Then they should kiss only lesbians, because they kiss girls and that's straight, right ?
@@nicholasleclerc1583 no, because lesbians like to kiss girls and that's gay, so basically we shouldn't kiss anyone and stay pure
1:13 "I always wanted like a super straight friend"
Well that aged well
It aged like a fine wine
@@ambitiousmuslimrecordings3451 no 😂
How, though? Can you explain
@@_ironhearted_5683 As a reaction to being called transphobic for not wanting to date transwomen, a tiktoker grew fed up and made his own sexuality called super straight. Which is a straight person who's only attracted to cis men or cis women respectively.
some peeps found it to be anti trans, and even transphobic, and it was big hub bub awhile back. While I agree this "sexual orientation" clearly seems to be made as satire and out of frustration, from what I've seen it's been a place for those tired of being called transphobic for not having romantic intrest in trans people to better identify themselves. So far they've haven't done anything bad that I'm aware of, which is honestly surprising. Though they're not bothering anyone so who cares
@@bakondude2233 thank you for the info although I'm sad to hear it :(
0:39 This is why Grant is the best actor among the CH cast. The amount of simultaneous fascination and disgust he manages to pack into one simple line.
Hes clearly not straight, he showed emotion and vulnerability at the end.
Judging from the accuracy in this video, the only straight thing about me is the knife collection.
But I'm demi, so I dunno man.
@@zerotime4691 Don't worry about it. Girls will go crazy for your knife collection, but only once you've entered into a committed emotional relationship with them.
@@zerotime4691 nice fellow demi!!
I think the emotional scene was to show the parallel to what it feels like for a person who is gay. Being or acting "straight" is considered the preset in a sort (In Amercia atleast) and for someone to be different then them is too hard for them to wrap their little brains around but like he said in the video he wants to be him and he is:)
Gayest thing ever.
Straight as a circle. a broken circle. that's also been stretched from one point to another.
So straight that he plays football with a square
Makice hit Oh, I think you meant soccer
TheSonicZero yeah, because you call football with a "ball" that's cylindric like bullshit.
And most of the game is played with your hands.
Straight as a gay who is only attracted to the opposite gender
ball does not mean perfectly spherical you moron.(and thats not just a football thing)
wether were talking about rugby football, "american" or association football the foot in football is always there to refer to the fact its not played on horseback and it has nothing to do with the fact that we kick the ball.
That final sack tap is what pulled the piece together. After every moment of emotional expression, must be closed with an act of dominance 💪🏿
When he was seemingly broadway dancing, like Fred Aster reborn, but then it turned out he was actually playing hockey all along, I cracked.
Someone give that straight dude a lighter......I wanna see what he does with it
Isaac Clarke check the description ',:)
crack 😂
(He eats lighters.)
probably throw it on the ground
Lights his farts-- typical straight guy move.
that dude gets *straight* to the point
z ⸒ lol
z ⸒ how u bold??
NoahSly
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just remove the space between the star and the text.
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NoahSly *THANKS FROM MY PART TOO*
Just waiting for this to pop up in everyone's recommended...
Same
Same
Unoriginal
@@asa.8691 this was very unoriginal of you
@@nyaesthetic you tried to do something there, did not work
this is a fantastic skit that accurately represents how straight people talk abt gay stereotypes
how tf didnt i realize this
Fantastic? LOL nope, just cringy and unfunny af
*F L A M I N G S T R A I G H T*
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
STRAIGHT AS HELL, WHICH IS ALSO FLAMING
CollegeHumor Oh cool college humor replied to me. That's cool or whatever.
Decaf 235 you're totally not flipping out inside at all nooo
Eidolon Nope I'm used to being noticed on the internet. *puts on shades to hid- puts on shades to look cool.*
+Marcel Szpak ... What?
"He wears sunglasses indoors in winter at night time."
Now thats real straight I'll say
I'm straighter. I once wore sunglasses while spelunking in a cave.
Forgot the clear glasses in the car, 45 minutes away from the entrance.
Got called Ray Charles by the other speleos in the group since then...
ok but wearing sunglasses in the winter is useful bc snow hurts your eyes
Ed sheeran's new man, yeah?
«Seeing well, should never be easy»
I get the feeling that someone out there was genuinely offended by this.
I got a feeling the "superstraight" folks would be
A real superstraight just would laugh at this
Getting offended is gay. Straight men get angry instead.
2:30 asks the brand of the TV, refuses to elaborate further, leaves
Yo, if gay means happy, then I’m hella straight
Update guys: turns out I’m gay
Gay litterally means happy.
Supernova are you ok?
Bro, ya got the big sad?
@@Absolutely_puck_fakestine the thing is, that's technically true but nobody uses the word that way. Unfortunately; u got the big gay
@@jalapenopoggers8310 Originally from French. and in French it's still used in that sense.
"Panasonic?"
"Yeah it's a Panasonic."
"Ok."
It's true, this is basically how us straight guys have conversations
Doug Wingate ok
ok
I don't do that with TVs, but I do that with cars though, so I get it.
Cool
I think its a white thing.
LGBT??
The only LGBT around here is...
LETS
GET DOWN TO
BUSINESS
TO DEFEAT THE HUNSSSSS
DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS
WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS
YOUR THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET
@@vnkawdi BUT YOU CAN BET, BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH
@@Goldenboy-pe2ci THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES WILL EAT THEIR OWN POO
@@Goldenboy-pe2ci SOMEHOW ILL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU!
I love how this is just making fun of the people who say stuff like this to gay people
And yet, so many people just don't get it.
*He's doing rap arms, but he's not even rapping*
I do Rap arms all the time you know. Like when I'm taking a shit, when I'm having sex etc.
+wildreams how do you do rap arms while having sex?
Doggy style.
So does team skull and the cool
ego 123456 ikr
He can't be straight: he doesn't have carpets growing in his armpits.
Thats because pubic hair isn't straight
@@brandonwei2430 BHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAUAAHAHUA
@@brandonwei2430 you fucking nailed it.
@@brandonwei2430 and that's gay
Lmao
As the only straight person in my friend group, I relate to that speech.
If that's not a big sad lie, let's see how's that's gonna end in the future.
💣💟💯
@@youknowwho257 wow don’t be a bitch dude
@@youknowwho257 Oh please, gay people are a small outcast minority. So they befriend each other. He ended up in the group somehow, and that's why he's the only straight one. Society isn't going to crumble because a couple people kissed someone of the same sex.
I have 3 straight people in friend group (two others are gay). I can confirm it's possible 😜
LITERALLY ME.
"super straight friend" recent ticktock flashback intensifies
"Now he's doing rap arms....but he's not even rapping"
Had me deceased 😂😂😂
lmao i work with a guy that does that i had to show it to a co worker on facebook
Where did that happen?
Rosalind Marfo you're DECEASED?!
But... I'm not a rapper
(he eats lighters)
It says there's already a reply before this
Jordan Oldham that not normal?
hey the 4th comment i became the 666th liker
I know, I saw it in the description Jords
Jordan Oldham . I free base SIM cards.
2:55 the vulnerability part was epic
“Love it or leave it” and then the way he says “yuh no” in that straight ass way. Damn near perfection 👌
You watched the game last night?
*pretends to shoot a basketball and then just walks away without even finishing the conversation*
Every slav guy from 15-20.
Ζεκο I feel personally attacked
Lmaoo
LMFAOOO
My friends Slav and he does that. When I txt him he responds hours later with a "ok", "ok" to what tho??
This is spot on I know a dude and he's like this ALL THE TIME
Wait, wiping your hands on your jeans isnt something everybody do?
TrizerFlame no it's a straight guy thing.
TrizerFlame idk i do it all the time subconsciously
I do it when there is nothing to dry my hands with
+The Plant but it's so hard not to.
Same boat, never knew and still find it hard to believe that it's a straight thing.
im so straight that i only use roman numerals because regular numbers are to curvy
its ironic that super straight has a different meaning now
Wait what's the new meaning? I'm lost..
@@lawfulhusbandssome ppl (usually men) call themself super-straight when they dont want to date trans person under any circumstances and generally hate trans*ppl. Example: a man refers to himself as a super-straight when he doesnt want to date a trans woman even after bottom surgery souly because she is trans. Please do not debate me, i am tired as shit. Also its a tiktok thing
@@alexsaturday1391 so a male terf basically. Sigh.. people really have nothing better to do.
@@lawfulhusbands What's wrong with having preferences?
nothing
the issue is that people are creating a fake sexuality over these preferences to try to claim the same rights and validation as actually sexualities
there’s nothing wrong with not wanting to date a trans person because they don’t have the parts you like, if only becomes an issue when you say you don’t want to date someone *because* they’re trans
“I really want him to tell me how to look, dress, think and feel.”
2:19
But thats gay
That was the point I lost control and burst into laughter.
Yup. That’s true female nature.
@@VwapTrader ???
I just realized half way into it that it's supposed to be a rip on people stereotyping gay people this is hilarious keep up the great work ch
D H Out of order compared to what? Straight people? Then by that definition all Caucasians are physically disabled because their skin pigmentation is all out of order compared to an Asian person. Because they can still achieve fulfilment and have sex and have kids
through IVF or surrogates or adoption, so I don’t what that’s all about.
it's more of a rip on homosexuals who are too loud about it instead of just being themselves
IntergalacticNobody he’s not living in the 1950s it’s common sense. Humans are animals and all animals are meant to reproduce. To continue the species. If you are attracted to the same sex you cannot reproduce. People like u are just too scared of sounding like a bigot that you cannot speak the truth
What exactly makes something a disorder? That's a much harder question than people think. If a disorder is something that makes you less fit from an evolutionary perspective, that the average, then gayness is a disorder. If a disorder is something that makes you markedly different from the norm, than gayness is a disorder. If a disorder has to have some negative effect on your immediate person, then gayness is probably not a disorder.
That party though....
1:12 Grant predicted the super straight
Well that's because being straight doesn't apparently mean being attracted to the opposite sex anymore
I've seen really gay ships in anime that are straighter than the actor who played John.
I found someone straighter. He sexually identified as a line.
That's me
That's stupid, the first dimension is a single point, you need at least two dimensions to define something.
Wolfe Wright no, a single point is zero dimensions
I found a guy so straight he identifies as the -1st dimension
That would be a point which is not straight
You know I was expecting him to turn gay at the end
I deadass thought that that was what was gonna happen
Who wasn't xd
same
Same
i mean he did kinda “thats not even straight!”
but he totally does if you google the actor and find out hes gay
"James Dean is gay?"
"Hella gay"
"Really?"
*suddenly unsure* "I don't know"
"You got a lighter".🤣🤣🤣...... I'm going to use that line everyday at my friends and I don't even smoke. The goal is to piss them off to the limit. 🤣
This is like National Geographic Channel but for humans.
National Geography is for humans
@@suspiciousstick6310 nice job getting the joke
@@xray5984 I did get it but I expected better.
@@suspiciousstick6310 right ...
Yes
+ It's like a not gay James Dean.
- James Dean was gay?
+ Yeah.
- Really.
+Big time gay.
- Really?
+ I don't know.
Lol wtf 😂
The super straight statement aged like vine.
I like how accurate this is, the drumming is so relatable lmao.
Straight as a boomerang that doesn't function properly.
Benji B. So every boomerang ever?
Lol
Ironically the boomerangs used by the Indigenous people of Australia actually are usually straight and are used to bring down animals like kangaroos in order to get in closer and kill them with spears. They did not need to come back, just hit the animals dead on.
K Squad yeah but they had a slight bend in the wood
Benji B. In other words “Gay”
He shared emotions. Not total straight
just because a man shared his emotions doesn't mean their "gay" men would probably love to share their emotions if they weren't so stereotyped
Charisse Jean B. Marapao
They weren't being serious....?
it's a joke charisse
Charisse Jean B. Marapao
If you really think he's serious after watching this video, I don't know what to tell you
Dude, even having emotions puts a curve in your persona.
Is this where Super straight movement got their idea? 😂🤦
thats another thing
June 30: 11:59 PM
Companies: We're gay🏳️🌈
July 1: 12:00 AM
Companies: *The straightest dude ever*
If he was really straight he'd have his own lighter.
churchofchris1973 thats gay
but he's so straight that its been out of fluid for almost a week.
churchofchris1973 Straight people ask for lighters. Sometimes even if they have one.
churchofchris1973 he doesn't have one because he eats it
Zephyr G-type Dafuq
This is just average slav bro, who just turned 14. I never thought that default behavior will be taken as rarity.
Eli Smirnov Half of my slav high school is like this, I don't get it
That's the joke.
Eli Smirnov Ik especially the tank top
Lol!! I'm a slav and all of my slav friends are like this!! :D
More like an average slav under 20.
"Man, I always wanted a super straight friend" somehow aged TERRIBLY
This aged interestingly with the whole super straight thing
In the description "he eats lighters"
Christopher Millar
I would have overlooked that. Thank you. ~
Haha
That pullup in the beginning looked pretty weak haha
it's a straight thing
Oh sh*t, was that supposed to be a chin up?
He's so straight he couldn't bend his arms that far
I mean.. to be fair it's pretty hard to do a chin/pull up off most door frames
It was a pullu
I feel like CH's perception of stereotypical straightness is really adjacent to "having ADHD and feeling uncomfortable"
its 2021 and Straight just got an upgrade , Welcome to SUPER STRAIGHT.
As straight as the cigarette that the lighter is needed for.
I wanna know what it WAS FOR! he said he didn't smoke.
He eats lighters. It's in the description.
Devgirl Neko didn't see that, good eye.
i kind of wanted it to be to set a fart on fire
I thought the twist would be that the guy was actually gay
Florance Sweetcrest The twist is the actor is gay ;)
Kawiti wow really? Lmao!
That's too predictable
Lashan that's probably true
The joke is satire on gay people who act stereotypically gay all the time....
I thought at the end he was going to say “I’m gay”
Yeah, he just came off as a closeted gay guy. DL masc, that's how I'd describe him.
"I've always wanted a super straight friend."
Well that didn't age well.
How so?
@@albertbecerra because of the "Superstraight movement"
@@glowstoneunknown it was because straight doesn't mean straight anymore. Apparently
@@albertbecerra grow up mate
@@glowstoneunknown what? It's true
i just want to know what he wants the lighter for
Skbenga it's a straight thing, you wouldn't understand
Michael Mira-Lopez he said he didn't even smoke.. read the description of the video, he wants to eat it
carolyn mmitchell why!?
The girls asked for the lighter. He knew they would. That's why he wanted it.
to light a fart, of course.
I think the nut tapping will get you killed. Note to all the really socially awkward people who are wondering if tapping guys nuts will make you seem cool. Do not do this, unless you want to lose your nuts, or have muscles that can prevent you losing your nuts.
Jacques Nicolay if someone nut tapped me I'd break their jaw, that shit hurts and is gay af
Ben Hobbs XD
Ben Hobbs so true ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
An awkard freshman learned that the hard way after he tried that on me back in college. Let's just say he sustained a mild concussion. Fun fact, he also tried puffing his chest and spitting.
I just don’t overreact to it. If I get nut checked, I automatically go for the bean dip on the man boob. People overreact to everything now. If someone punched me in the dick or kicked me, then yea he’s going to have to earn it the hard way.
the failed pull up to start it off lmao
This was ahead of its time. It practically predicted the future
It’s James Charles’s kind of guy
Well done
Muy bien
Bruh
vraiment bien fait
Hahaha!
Oof
No. This is just an accurate description of every 14 year old male.
that last sentence "I'm gonna go sharpen my knife collection" was a little too relatable for me. HOW'D THEY KNOW?
College humour predicted super straights lol
Funny CH made him a "super straight person" when he played a "gay Hitler"
The duality of man
I hope people see this video and accept straight white males in society. We're here, we like beer, get used to it!
Heh not happening, go back to your straight bar you dirty Hetro ;p
God hates straights!1!!1
Dave - Taxero straight white guys put themselves out there more than anyone else, seriously we do (I don't)
LagiNaLangAko23 not all straight people are bad that's as stupid as saying all gay people can make babies. I have no problem with it but it's science
Rocco Martine The person you were replying to was being sarcastic.
I'm so straight that I don't show any emotions.
My mans used Brandon Rogers music for actually deep moments in his show for a guy saying “I’m straight”
Him talking about his feelings was not straight
Nayib Kuncar ^this.
I think the douchebag nut tap fixed it
So true.
Nayib Kuncar It takes a real man to express there feelings. Obviously nobody knows that anymore.
Air Espenilla I agree
I'm so straight I've never eaten bananas in my life.
Actually I haven't
I'm a girl and I've never eaten a banana. Is that gay?
@@423adrianadepends on what banana are u taking about
I dont even know whata banana is
0786RICARDO same
Straight guys conversation
"Yo man wassup?"
"Supp"
SILENCE
SO RELATABLE! Even though its a video from a long time ago. The "not completing the conversation" part is the universal straight truth!
Straight as boomerang that doesn't function well😂😂
nitish upadhyay Yeah, that was the unfunniest part.
...cause it's so straight :-D
Typical Indian mentality to quote something to gain likes..
@@rameshshinde1193 *youtube mentality
Yeah that line got me😂😂
Thank you college humor for giving me the courage to come out as a straight male, i thought I was alone for the longest time
Bruh people here are MAD GENIUS for playing with words😂
Damn he was super straight before it even was a thing. Even had the right colors in the thumbnail
I decided to take a second to imagine what a flaming straight woman would be like and I instantly thought of Disney...
Anything a woman does it straight. Even if she kisses another woman XD
@@capncook2006 I'm so straight I find lesbians sexy, because lesbians kiss girls and that's not gay
@@robbielawsonguitar6446 you joke, but I’ve seen women use that exact logic lol
@@lynxaway women can't use that logic because of they're straight theyre not gonna find lesbians sexy
@@robbielawsonguitar6446 exactly 😹 if you’re a woman who finds that sexy, you are prooobably not straight! But I hear it regardless!
Straight white male?
Buzzfeed must love him
LaughS0L0ud lol
also cis gendered. buzzfeed will really want to have him. maybe judge which period painting is the best
Haha I was hoping there was a comment about Buzzfeed on this. I'm sure a few had a heart attack when seeing this.
Don’t you mean *hate*
The road is rough ahead
2:30 Ok, ok, what? Is it good, bad, panasonic what? 😂
Who’s here after super straight
I am and its a nightmare
You bet
what is that
Football team leader in a nutshell.
I don't know about your team but our team acts very gay😂
Team leader?? Captain**
Ryzo he doesnt deserve the Captain* tittle
not so bad guy just saying, that's what they're called
Pretty sure it's captain you fucking idiot.
I think you have missed the point... this is parodying the treatment of overflaunting gays.
ShiitakeLP ... The video missed its own point?
the treatment of overflaunting gays or the behaviour of overflaunting gays?
Logic is Your friend Heterophobic, I guess?
I wonder why with that language
Aaron Isak
And you only further proved his point...
“Panasonic? Ok..” fucking gets me everytime 🤣🤣🤣
I remember that was around the time the quality went down on those shorts
Straighter than Katie's cocaine lines ever since she started using a ruler template.
Thought the same thing, sad she didn't say it :(
Alpha Comment I don't think they want to keep flaunting Katie's drug addiction
I'm so straight, everyone feels gay next to me.
*Wassuuuup*
Jesus is gay?
@@mundane3809 he is
@@mundane3809 Jesus got a 12 man harem and that's gay.
I’m telling you man, when I first watched this five years ago, the message went _straight_ over my head
"I really want him to to tell me how to look, dress, and feel." sis that shade tho 💅
*I've seen gay parades straighter than these comments*
You know this is a joke right? But yeah
@@misterminutes4504 their comment is also a joke
No man, seriously. You DO know they were a joke, right? Right? Seriously, a joke.
@@deviantartguy0 are you replying to me? If so then of course i know it's a joke
Pretty much how I feel around anyone.... "WHY AM I NOT STRAIGHT ENOUGH????!! I'M AT LEAST 98% STRAIGHT AND THAT TWO % IS ONLY FOR CHRIS EVANS!!!" Never good enough...
Riley Sinclair
Chris Evans always gets those %, mate 😅😉
Uh, chris evans? Really?
Noventia yeah, the 50 something ginger guy who presents the BBC Radio 2 breakfast show
Bruh, not evans. The only straight freebie is Chris Pratt
Bob Bobson I'm pretty sure he doesn't mean that dick but the actor who plays Cap and ripped. Also why not Chris Hemsworth?
he was ahead of ourtime
the first super straight guy