I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?

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  • @formoftherapy
    @formoftherapy 7 років тому +14805

    Idk why but the idea of a spy using his team to find out if someone is gay so he can ask them out WHILE on a mission to assassinate someone made me laugh a lot

    • @mychannel594
      @mychannel594 7 років тому +246

      Ohhhh... is that the point? Thanks, that explained the joke for me. At the ending I was like wtf?

    • @austincha8570
      @austincha8570 6 років тому +8

      I LIKE YOUR VIDEOS, NOTICE ME PD, not that I'm like that, I just like your content

    • @cubephonium4501
      @cubephonium4501 6 років тому +33

      FUCKIN FINALLY!!! I'm laughing so hard rn

    • @austincha8570
      @austincha8570 6 років тому

      The Grim Keeper Someone had noticed me

    • @ninadavis6957
      @ninadavis6957 6 років тому +1

      Form of Therapy I

  • @holliserickson6787
    @holliserickson6787 7 років тому +13197

    Gay names: David, Brian, Aaron
    I know gay guys by all three of those names. Aaron is literally dating David. This is the peak of my life.

    • @londonnight937
      @londonnight937 7 років тому +167

      And you're dating Aaron? Are you gay by any chance?

    • @imzjustplayin
      @imzjustplayin 7 років тому +266

      Considering those are extremely common names, it's not a surprise there would be gay men with those names.

    • @johnsonyessir6638
      @johnsonyessir6638 7 років тому +58

      Beck, Luke, Nick

    • @tilltheendoftheline.5340
      @tilltheendoftheline.5340 7 років тому +46

      my dads name is aaron

    • @charlierw123
      @charlierw123 7 років тому +15

      Hollis Erickson also scott... I dated a scott

  • @domoparty
    @domoparty 7 років тому +4442

    Honestly the best part of the entire video is the way Zac says "Fuckin' FINALLY"

  • @JoeMudd
    @JoeMudd 7 років тому +3874

    That's not a bar, that's just your office with the lights turned down!

    • @dropout
      @dropout  7 років тому +660

      We run a bar out of our office at night for the extra $$$. We make almost 20 dollars a night!

    • @DanglerSpangler
      @DanglerSpangler 7 років тому +84

      CollegeHumor I wonder who runs CollegeHumor's comments. Is it someone we would recognize, someone else, or is every member sitting down collectively to decide what to post?

    • @fugluru1714
      @fugluru1714 7 років тому

      CollegeHumor Nice

    • @dropout
      @dropout  7 років тому +355

      +Daniel or Andrew Spangler Everybody in the office types one letter each.

    • @zoroarkking18
      @zoroarkking18 7 років тому +3

      What? So you're saying I shouldn't get wasted at the office?

  • @miar1141
    @miar1141 7 років тому +8300

    Zac's "fuckin finally" while eating makes me love him more wtf

    • @rosary6521
      @rosary6521 7 років тому +39

      yes..yes it does

    • @estherlauterbach2189
      @estherlauterbach2189 7 років тому +27

      I would like ur comment right now, but it's 16 squared and I'm too satisfied. I'll come back later

    • @Ewittz
      @Ewittz 7 років тому +8

      Mia R was about to say that

    • @sadkirby7862
      @sadkirby7862 7 років тому +4

      SAME

    • @benizok3621
      @benizok3621 3 роки тому +15

      It’s delivered so well

  • @paulinaenck5797
    @paulinaenck5797 7 років тому +3782

    I really want a series based on this sketch, where Grant is a spy, Zack is on the team, and hijinks such as this occur during missions. A Sam Mendes Bond parody of sorts.

    • @11Garrett11
      @11Garrett11 6 років тому +15

      Wendla Bergman - Absolutely! That would be a great show!!

    • @chickwit2575
      @chickwit2575 4 роки тому +3

      Me too!! I love all their Web series, like Precious Plum and even the camp one.

  • @geraldl5221
    @geraldl5221 7 років тому +12914

    ...I'm a straight guy who wears pink underwear.
    Now I'm worried that the guy taking my pants off might be getting the wrong signal.

    • @attiraperry
      @attiraperry 7 років тому +799

      Gerald L if it's not Andrew Christian, I think you're okay

    • @cloney555
      @cloney555 7 років тому +418

      Gerald L what guy is taking your pants off? Sounds pretty gay to me.

    • @magical_wolf158
      @magical_wolf158 7 років тому +453

      Captain Verron It's a joke

    • @goaliegeek0119
      @goaliegeek0119 7 років тому +31

      Gerald L 😂

    • @leewolf6067
      @leewolf6067 7 років тому +15

      Lol I'm like number 666

  • @Nikicolada
    @Nikicolada 7 років тому +4346

    "fucking confusing allies" TRUE

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh 7 років тому +69

      Nikita Muromcew sorry...just trying to be supportive! >. < Straight Allie here.

    • @lemonwithalime
      @lemonwithalime 7 років тому +50

      Cringe^

    • @cooldude6651
      @cooldude6651 7 років тому +4

      Yep.

    • @cooldude6651
      @cooldude6651 7 років тому +48

      Yep to the comment, not replies. I appreciate the support but I wish they made a separate flag for support.

    • @arch758
      @arch758 7 років тому +22

      hey lemme be supportive by acting really gay around you. that shows im supportive right? if i act gay it means im ok with it?

  • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
    @angelikaskoroszyn8495 6 років тому +4230

    Plot twist: The Hot Guy is also a spy

    • @dantesgarbagefire4844
      @dantesgarbagefire4844 6 років тому +98

      Angelika Skoroszyn he’s part of the enemy organization

    • @zozilin
      @zozilin 5 років тому +112

      But is he gay?

    • @glynrh8892
      @glynrh8892 5 років тому +162

      He’s doing the exact same thing on the coms to his guy in the van too 😂

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 5 років тому +117

      @@glynrh8892 So that's why it took him so long to get that drink

    • @nicholascordero6600
      @nicholascordero6600 4 роки тому +56

      @@glynrh8892 the guys in the vans are trying to set them up

  • @susieboo22
    @susieboo22 7 років тому +14455

    Grant playing an openly gay secret agent who kills dudes in between using all his resources to find love?
    ...WHERE DO I FUND THIS MOVIE?

    • @APHxVOCALOID12lover
      @APHxVOCALOID12lover 5 років тому +477

      He's openly bi but most of the time he's thirsting over boys more than girls 😂

    • @annamess6463
      @annamess6463 5 років тому +75

      lmao yes, I'm gonna give em all of my money

    • @doctorjay8673
      @doctorjay8673 5 років тому +305

      The Bi-spy
      Or
      Secret Gay-gent

    • @accountN6942
      @accountN6942 5 років тому +20

      No it's a hitman spinoff

    • @aawallace98
      @aawallace98 5 років тому +26

      the guy who loved me

  • @PhilipPetrunak
    @PhilipPetrunak 7 років тому +6666

    That ending was pretty fucking solid. He's a spy using intelligence resources to get laid on the job. Nice.

    • @Moms_Spaghetti
      @Moms_Spaghetti 7 років тому +132

      Archer in a nutshell

    • @shaneg9081
      @shaneg9081 7 років тому +54

      Yeah, that took me by total surprise and it was great.

    • @n00dle_king
      @n00dle_king 7 років тому +85

      It's nice because it has an actual punchline. Too many sketches are just 3 minutes of people doing random silly stuff and then it just ends.

    • @mrohare2864
      @mrohare2864 7 років тому

      I don't get the ending. who's the guy he shoots?

    • @lumen8341
      @lumen8341 7 років тому +105

      Klemen, it's just a generic assassination target. The joke is that Glasses was an assassin using his intel guy to scope on another guy while he was on the job. Recon guy wasn't there just to help him scam on dudes!

  • @AimilyBoo
    @AimilyBoo 7 років тому +246

    "That's a red herring... send it to me though." I'm dying. DYING. I love Grant so much.

  • @LnPPersonified
    @LnPPersonified 7 років тому +2772

    "Guys, it feels like I'm out. Am I out?"
    Well, if you weren't before this sketch...

  • @kuraicraft
    @kuraicraft 7 років тому +12356

    I wish they did this in spy movies, abusing the heck out of their tech for personal gain. makes them much more human haha

    • @lokishoi7382
      @lokishoi7382 7 років тому +138

      Wasn't that the plot of "True lies"?

    • @kuraicraft
      @kuraicraft 7 років тому +58

      idk I don't watch crap ;)

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 7 років тому +129

      Kurai Shonin
      I remember this was the final scene in "Tuxedo" movie.
      Using your spy tech assistant to set a date.

    • @ethan7112
      @ethan7112 6 років тому +24

      Kurai Shonin kingsman!

    • @yakarotsennin3115
      @yakarotsennin3115 6 років тому +74

      So... Basically "This Means War"?

  • @rustinstardust2094
    @rustinstardust2094 6 років тому +313

    Love how he just casually takes a break from hitting on someone to go assassinate his target...then slips back as though nothing happened. WHY is this not a series?

  • @bdeamon1
    @bdeamon1 7 років тому +5070

    what is it about surveillance equipment that makes you want to eat chinese food?

    • @emaldonadokpcr
      @emaldonadokpcr 7 років тому +184

      Bdeamo N haha its such a cliché. but no one knows why

    • @bdeamon1
      @bdeamon1 7 років тому +248

      Edwin Maldonado I think it could be that all the wires make you think of noodles

    • @htaed23
      @htaed23 7 років тому +368

      Bdeamo N or they are the only ones that'll deliver to a van without asking questions.

    • @finnersz
      @finnersz 7 років тому +33

      self contained tasty food.

    • @Galvars
      @Galvars 7 років тому +69

      It's... Made in China?

  • @excitedcat9517
    @excitedcat9517 7 років тому +3892

    Is he gay... or European?

    • @ajcent6440
      @ajcent6440 7 років тому +91

      So many shades of grey....

    • @Relaxbomber
      @Relaxbomber 7 років тому +46

      Alex Lent fifty shades of gay

    • @kathryndean2126
      @kathryndean2126 7 років тому +19

      Excited Cat well, hey. don't look at me

    • @GrammarOGs
      @GrammarOGs 7 років тому +268

      As a European I would like to correct you and confirm that we are actually all gay, we just have sexual activity with women to make sure the population doesn't go down.

    • @tomboz777
      @tomboz777 7 років тому +4

      Should of checked for posts about Eurovision, specifically irony free.

  • @kait958
    @kait958 6 років тому +698

    Grant the bi spy.

  • @NatashaMuse
    @NatashaMuse 7 років тому +3868

    That ending was killer in three different ways:
    1: Incredibly funny
    2: Satisfied the question "well, if he's not good at figuring out who's gay, then what is the whole van situation in service of?"
    3: Obviously, the actual death
    I don't know what compelled me to write this, I guess I just thought it was kinda neat.

    • @rickyemiguel
      @rickyemiguel 7 років тому +84

      Natasha Muse It's just a well written sketch that doesn't leave any loose ends, but also keeps you wondering.

    • @Medicranger
      @Medicranger 7 років тому +77

      Fucking finally!

    • @nahcurtis
      @nahcurtis 7 років тому +3

      You nailed it.

    • @lucaslemonholm5492
      @lucaslemonholm5492 6 років тому +20

      Also I love the delivery of the fucking finally

    • @EmB61491
      @EmB61491 6 років тому +2

      Those are three critical factors I think College Humor want to point out to Homophobes...

  • @heydayzee
    @heydayzee 7 років тому +3567

    Please make Grant the bi spy a series. I love this so much. *edit- this originally said gay but I remembered Grant is bi*

  • @mrbadman3812
    @mrbadman3812 5 років тому +360

    "Михаил?"
    "Да?"
    *pew pew pew*

    • @wilbysot343
      @wilbysot343 4 роки тому +24

      Geronimo
      Fuckin finally!

    • @TamzinHadasa
      @TamzinHadasa 3 роки тому +7

      @@wilbysot343 Easter egg: "Geronimo" was the codename for bin Laden during Neptune Spear.

    • @HuanjianLin
      @HuanjianLin 3 роки тому +3

      "EEEeH"

  • @motion6654
    @motion6654 7 років тому +539

    All through out the video, I kept thinking the guy was just going to be standing behind him, listening to everything Grant is saying.

    • @otaku3OBSESSION
      @otaku3OBSESSION 6 років тому +5

      I mean if he was standing that close behind him to hear from the ear piece....

  • @TeganBurns
    @TeganBurns 7 років тому +1177

    Hold the phone. He said "Do you wanna get a drink with me"... while having a drink with him??

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 6 років тому +16

      Tegan Burns you ask the important questions

    • @CKB4689
      @CKB4689 6 років тому +33

      Tegan Burns I thought the same thing! I was like, “Ask him to dinner! You’re already having a drink with him!”

    • @rory2393
      @rory2393 6 років тому +27

      I think this takes place at a party or something, not on like a 1 on 1 date

    • @EmB61491
      @EmB61491 6 років тому +5

      The plot thickens... Does he want to grab another drink? Is he counting that drink? BUM BUM BAH!!! **:)**

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh 3 роки тому +3

      @@CKB4689 dinner is commitment though. Like he might just want to test the waters first.

  • @ronansensei4
    @ronansensei4 7 років тому +214

    "Hey, if he's going to post a thirst trap picture like this, I'm going to look!"

    • @kaipark1649
      @kaipark1649 3 роки тому

      yeah, i watched the video too

  • @illinoska
    @illinoska 7 років тому +304

    Did you notice that Zack was already wearing a headset around his neck, then when Grant calls he puts on another one...

    • @matthewwalker3131
      @matthewwalker3131 7 років тому +2

      Illinoska Buluama haha

    • @antiantim5541
      @antiantim5541 7 років тому +2

      Illinoska Buluama I saw the headset he had around his neck but somehow that must have completely flew over my head

    • @fulanodetal3614
      @fulanodetal3614 7 років тому +22

      Illinoska Buluama Think the one around his neck was for epic spy tunes. Can't go on spy missions without it.

    • @whogivesadamnforuser
      @whogivesadamnforuser 7 років тому +24

      The other headset he uses to communicate with Illuminati.

    • @JamesDanielMarrsRitchey
      @JamesDanielMarrsRitchey 7 років тому +1

      I did not.

  • @jamiew624
    @jamiew624 7 років тому +1872

    Story of my life is he gay or European I need to know

    • @dantesgarbagefire4844
      @dantesgarbagefire4844 6 років тому +56

      Jamie W or is she gay or hipster?

    • @edgyspaceunicorn7215
      @edgyspaceunicorn7215 5 років тому +58

      Do you realise how hard that is to play while living in Europe?

    • @reamsel
      @reamsel 4 роки тому +8

      Whats wrong with europeans?

    • @sidbid1590
      @sidbid1590 4 роки тому +21

      Look at that tanned, well tended skin

    • @psynom9747
      @psynom9747 4 роки тому +5

      I'm both lol

  • @SomehowStillSane
    @SomehowStillSane 7 років тому +683

    It's even worse when you're a trans guy. First you gotta find out if he's gay, because you look and act male, then you have to find out if he's actually cool with your nethers, /then/ you can ask him out. It's just a painful experience beginning to end.

    • @NoConsequenc3
      @NoConsequenc3 6 років тому +17

      The whole male/female thing is confusing to both trans people AND everyone else tbh

    • @ceve
      @ceve 5 років тому +9

      @Snoi MedHi, is your friend okay? I guess you already went over this, but if not I recommend you using male pronouns while talking about him. I mean, it's a little gesture but it actually means a lot. And about his family problems, that's something only he will be able to solve. The only thing you can do is support but well.

    • @ceve
      @ceve 5 років тому +1

      @Snoi Med That's good to hear about the family!

    • @weirdboipete9904
      @weirdboipete9904 5 років тому +7

      Yesssssss!! FINALLY someone understands my pain 😭🤣

    • @thatb1h855
      @thatb1h855 4 роки тому +12

      i mean just date a bi guy lmao. they get the best of both worlds. and as a gay guy i wouldn’t date a trans guy who hadn’t had bottom surgery bc vagina’s just don’t do it for me obviously, don’t know about other people tho

  • @ash64181
    @ash64181 7 років тому +625

    What is it about sitting in a van makes you wanna eat Chinese food?

    • @binyoung7297
      @binyoung7297 6 років тому +24

      That's one of life's imponderables ...

    • @owenb7911
      @owenb7911 4 роки тому +7

      great, now i want chinese food

    • @wowdogememe1541
      @wowdogememe1541 4 роки тому

      @@owenb7911 then cook it. It ain't hard

    • @u-thix2436
      @u-thix2436 3 роки тому

      Yeah the kids love chinese foods in the van!

    • @ash64181
      @ash64181 3 роки тому +7

      @@owenb7911 I am delighted to inform you that I have now eaten some takeaway Chinese food. Jealous?

  • @emmettlebendig2862
    @emmettlebendig2862 7 років тому +1213

    "Or the TBT marching band" lol I'm in marching band is this is killing me 😂

    • @ConnorFitzgenrald
      @ConnorFitzgenrald 7 років тому +6

      Emo Trash my boyfriend is in marching band. But he is Pansexual.

    • @paolodalnay
      @paolodalnay 7 років тому +10

      Connor Fitzgenrald I was in show choir and I'm pansexual. And yes it was pretty gay. But only one of the other guys was bi. So...yeah...life was hard...

    • @hi5dude2
      @hi5dude2 7 років тому +6

      If I know what you mean... *wink wink nudge nudge*

    • @getthatcat520
      @getthatcat520 7 років тому +17

      My school's marching band contains about 200 students (including me). Good to know everyone of us is gay.

    • @oliveraddison6143
      @oliveraddison6143 7 років тому +2

      BDJDNG soory i just jersh n tyler make me stroke

  • @BatMan-di3jz
    @BatMan-di3jz 7 років тому +1780

    Viktor is by far the gayest name

  • @ms_ch
    @ms_ch 7 років тому +587

    Finding out if the guy is gay is kinda easier than a girl. Girls would be like "look this girl, she is so hot" but then they are saying this as a straight compliment, not a sapphic compliment.
    Oh, the many times i've wasted my charm on straight girls...

    • @galev3955
      @galev3955 5 років тому +57

      But (at least I feel like) straight girls are less likely to be put off or become agressive if a someone fo the same sex flirts with them. Or maybe that's just a stereotype...

    • @theguywhoisaustralian1465
      @theguywhoisaustralian1465 4 роки тому +24

      Girls are weird. I see straight girls dancing in a club with their friends all the time. They grind on each other, motorboat each other, slap each other on the ass.

    • @madeiintokyyo9139
      @madeiintokyyo9139 4 роки тому +15

      on some real shit tho, I feel like theres hella people in my school that are probably gay but I cant figure em out

    • @DoxicDoad
      @DoxicDoad 4 роки тому +34

      This is very relatable, and it hurts, I need a gay island where I can go to guarantee everyone there is a certified homosexual

    • @avery1199
      @avery1199 4 роки тому +33

      And straight girls now wear flannel, and call friends "girlfriends." It's so hard to tell.

  • @DaiKozui
    @DaiKozui 7 років тому +1421

    I do this all the time. I'm Gay and I swear this is so relatable.

    • @gargamellenoir8460
      @gargamellenoir8460 7 років тому +4

      Do you also rely on a bunch of stereotypes that would be totally offensive in another context? :D

    • @pedro117309
      @pedro117309 7 років тому +9

      these are hardly offensive

    • @zoroarkking18
      @zoroarkking18 7 років тому +36

      I'm not gay, but I definitely relate to the end with Mikhail.

    • @MusgoHBA
      @MusgoHBA 7 років тому +34

      You also have a guy in a van researching dudes you meet?

    • @emillarsson1299
      @emillarsson1299 7 років тому +2

      There must be an easier way, asking about previous romances or something of the sort.

  • @ko379
    @ko379 3 роки тому +72

    I’m never over how he’s like “maybe he doesn’t like putting his personal life online” and grant’s like “paranoid!” As they go through the intimate details of this man’s personal life and discuss it 😂😂😂

  • @b.055-bot6
    @b.055-bot6 7 років тому +179

    That was one of your best closing jokes

  • @tennesseejermyn7705
    @tennesseejermyn7705 7 років тому +1535

    best skit in a looooong time

    • @warumdehbwoi
      @warumdehbwoi 7 років тому +28

      jack drive too many idiots like you

    • @coderspy
      @coderspy 7 років тому +1

      Jack Drive you are clearly repressing, so just come out of the closet already!

    • @360comedyfilms9
      @360comedyfilms9 7 років тому

      Agreed!

    • @warumdehbwoi
      @warumdehbwoi 7 років тому +11

      jack drive I'm not gay, but I support lgbt rights, so crawl back to your rock
      P.S. You can't be that far ahead because you would support it by know.

    • @warumdehbwoi
      @warumdehbwoi 7 років тому

      ***** Yay a homophobe

  • @onarionaa8359
    @onarionaa8359 7 років тому +67

    "...what's the Instagram situation?"
    "he's pretty active"
    "ok! that's gay!!"
    lol i could watch that part like 200 times

  • @SUPERSTUDIO17
    @SUPERSTUDIO17 7 років тому +750

    THANK YOU so much for making this video. You don't understand how good it feels to find relatable videos that includes the experiences gay people have. And it's not just always the sentimental and inspirational videos we want to see. It's the funny ones like these that really make a difference and make you feel included and represented. It's a good feeling to see a video topic I can actually relate to and laugh out loud about :)

    • @inkyheaven
      @inkyheaven 7 років тому +7

      John Daryl Ocampo Oh, hi :D! I saw your comment in another video a few days ago, I can't remember which. I remember your name because of the name 'Ocampo'... Read about a historical figure with that name. Anyway have a nice day. And you're right. It's good to see videos like this which are both relatable and fun/funny. A person feels more included this way.

    • @tommo9176
      @tommo9176 7 років тому +10

      very good point and very true.

    • @yazidk1
      @yazidk1 7 років тому +7

      this thread is so gay

    • @notoffensivenpc8400
      @notoffensivenpc8400 7 років тому +4

      really? you feel represented and included because the dificculties of your sexuality were shown in a funny video? i am not gonna get into it, and if you want you can completely ignore me, but i think that you are taking this as something that it isn't. they didn't make it so that gay people can feel accepted. they made it for views, therefore, money.

    • @notoffensivenpc8400
      @notoffensivenpc8400 7 років тому +7

      i do not get why gay people still feel like outcasts, especially in the usa and the uk. you might not be completely accepted, but no one has ever been accepted by all the people in his community, no matter what. just because someone might insult your sexuality in the middle of the street (where as then he will be hammered with insults by others passing by) doesn't mean even 25% of people are like that. being a homosexual is already accepted by all first world countries (with a few exceptions). the rest of the countries haven't grown enough so at to be so open minded ass to accept homosexuals. please notice that throughout this whole comment i have not swore even once, so next time instead of just using vulgar words, explain the situation calmly, ok fucker?

  • @BackwardAssassin
    @BackwardAssassin 7 років тому +2872

    What?! David's a gay name? Aw man.

    • @Cryptogram44
      @Cryptogram44 7 років тому +12

      David Bridges ikr my name is David too

    • @davidcastellanos4852
      @davidcastellanos4852 7 років тому +12

      David Bridges yea man same here

    • @nobrainz9222
      @nobrainz9222 7 років тому +172

      Dbot Music ok now you guys make out

    • @davidvoigt4575
      @davidvoigt4575 7 років тому +26

      Goddamn it... Welp, gotta have the lotions ready now

    • @sickgringo007
      @sickgringo007 7 років тому +12

      Sometimes they're only half gay like David Bowie. You can tell by the size of their pupils.

  • @milo-yg9it
    @milo-yg9it 7 років тому +57

    "Fuckin finally!" Oml I love Zac

  • @rampant1apart
    @rampant1apart 7 років тому +373

    Andrew Christian is all but a signed confession.

    • @kostumeking428
      @kostumeking428 7 років тому +23

      Pol Subanajouy word. Haha. Don't no straight guys where that shit. And even if they did, it would have been a gift from someone gay which means thier influenceable... that's not a real word, but you catch my pitch ;-)

  • @Horsepower37
    @Horsepower37 7 років тому +328

    The underwear waistband clue reminded me of Sherlock... XD Brilliant video, College Humor!

  • @themurrrr
    @themurrrr 6 років тому +106

    I want this to be part of an entire movie.

  • @Noitardear
    @Noitardear 7 років тому +552

    It looks just like me when I'm meeting a new interesting girl. Hahahahaha

    • @gargamellenoir8460
      @gargamellenoir8460 7 років тому +1

      What are the tells to detect a girl interested in girls then?

    • @RabidusMaleficus
      @RabidusMaleficus 7 років тому +24

      Flannel, Doc Martens, has abs or short hair, likes Ellen DeGeneres AND Ellen Page, doesn't see anything special about Zac Efron...

    • @portopilzi
      @portopilzi 7 років тому +6

      denim, beanies, snapbacks, trimmed finger nails, masculine body language, lots of tattoos... thats the stereotype at least

    • @marshmallowgurl3218
      @marshmallowgurl3218 7 років тому +1

      Gargamel Le Noir flannels and cats

    • @TheHojsimpson
      @TheHojsimpson 7 років тому +3

      Girls can make girls swing both ways. You don't need to take any Intel. Just say hello and she'll get bicurious.
      You have it so easy.

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers 7 років тому +147

    I want to see a gay James Bond/ detective type character who is constantly distracted trying to figure out if the guys he meets are also gay.
    "Agent, this is your next target."
    "Pink shirt? Hm, might be."
    "Agent!"
    I'd pay so much to see that.

    • @JokerCrowe
      @JokerCrowe 5 років тому +16

      and then he's also REALLY competent, so he can do his actual Mission blind folded, so most of the mission time, he's just talking to the tech guy about whether that cute guy in the coat room is gay or not

  • @edenmaduel6110
    @edenmaduel6110 2 роки тому +43

    This needs a comeback !!!

  • @MsRheyRhey
    @MsRheyRhey 7 років тому +130

    Cut to 7 years later when you find that he is gay, their married, have a kid, and it turns out he was a sleeper agent the whole time

    • @hanweijian1
      @hanweijian1 7 років тому

      salt

    • @MsRheyRhey
      @MsRheyRhey 7 років тому +2

      bob marley More like humor and a compelling need to see where the story goes. But I can't see where you could read that as well

    • @MsRheyRhey
      @MsRheyRhey 7 років тому +4

      Aaron Spahr In my life, as one who has been adopted, it's the same thing. They can have a child in any way that's possible to them.

    • @hanweijian1
      @hanweijian1 7 років тому +3

      I meant your discription resembles the movie SALT

    • @MsRheyRhey
      @MsRheyRhey 7 років тому +5

      bob marley oh shit, you're right...cool thanks for that I completely forgot that movie existed

  • @karsten69
    @karsten69 7 років тому +50

    ...I want this to be an actual series. I can't be the only one.

  • @CRita
    @CRita 7 років тому +166

    secret gaygent man

    • @Taijifufu
      @Taijifufu 7 років тому +1

      Rita C terrible.. just terrible 😅

    • @Isaacandjed
      @Isaacandjed 4 роки тому +2

      they’ve given me a grindr and they’ve taken away my name

  • @disneykidsforever4450
    @disneykidsforever4450 7 років тому +853

    I want to see a a spy movie with a gay guy.

    • @jaimef6853
      @jaimef6853 7 років тому +10

      DisneyKidsFOREVER you should check out London Spy by BBC. Its a miniseries thats as close to a gay spy movie as you can get.

    • @matthewwalker3131
      @matthewwalker3131 7 років тому

      Jaime Flores​ i wasn't that keen. It was ... weird

    • @Powhart
      @Powhart 7 років тому +3

      I'm dreaming about this like my whole life!!! And Grand would be totally perfect for that role :D

    • @Viccatrix
      @Viccatrix 7 років тому +27

      It would play it totaly straight (no pun intended) the whole movie just like a normal spy movie, then somewhere near the end his bf would show up at his safehouse and they would kiss and it would go to the next scene as if nothing odd just happened.

    • @Sikosm
      @Sikosm 7 років тому +2

      DisneyKidsFOREVER yeah, London Spy is a good example of a quality gay spy miniseries

  • @joshuaford9714
    @joshuaford9714 7 років тому +602

    nice to see homosexuality is being seen as a mainstream concept. soon it won't be so taboo that we can't make gay jokes.

    • @Powhart
      @Powhart 7 років тому +42

      And College Humor and Dorkly is doing it in a good way :) They are just throughing it quite randomly like "for no particular reason: He's gay... so what?" I don't like when watching other videos movies etc they are introducing a gay character and they make quite a big deal about it...

    • @Szobiz
      @Szobiz 7 років тому +1

      Joshua Ford CH did nicely for me, but you got a point

    • @miriameh5289
      @miriameh5289 7 років тому +100

      lol Okay jack drive, try not to cut yourself on that edge.

    • @ArmandoHernandez-ch4ul
      @ArmandoHernandez-ch4ul 7 років тому +2

      Joshua Ford well then time to prepare for birth rate declining to 0.00001

    • @joshuaford9714
      @joshuaford9714 7 років тому +13

      jack drive sounds like somebody got diddled by uncle fast fingers.

  • @randomperson2777
    @randomperson2777 2 роки тому +22

    Him using the intel person of a spy organization to find out if someone’s gay or not might just be my favourite part of this lol

  • @tanyuh5542
    @tanyuh5542 7 років тому +245

    " fuckin FINALLY"

  • @excellentcollins
    @excellentcollins 7 років тому +1367

    Is he Gay .... or European???

    • @lovef3ver
      @lovef3ver 7 років тому +39

      So stylish and relaxed

    • @jessicagould2720
      @jessicagould2720 7 років тому +32

      I think his chest is waxed

    • @lovef3ver
      @lovef3ver 7 років тому +32

      But they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign parts

    • @jenchristopher5979
      @jenchristopher5979 7 років тому +22

      Rosa Lotz Its not a fashion curse, if he wears a skirt or bears a purse

    • @naikun7444
      @naikun7444 7 років тому +29

      Gay or just exotic?
      I still can't crack the code

  • @CherryRedBanshee
    @CherryRedBanshee 7 років тому +56

    "You know, a gay name, like David, Bryan, Aaron..."
    Now I can't tell if it's a coincidence or not that my gay brother is named David.

  • @Sok.mp4
    @Sok.mp4 7 років тому +136

    That fucking ending made it... lmaooo

    • @BOSHKOB
      @BOSHKOB 7 років тому +1

      I dont fucking get it xD

    • @pedro117309
      @pedro117309 7 років тому

      yah same, is this a reference to previous vids?

    • @Niehm
      @Niehm 7 років тому +1

      They are saying it's an old spy movie. He is using his spy tech to get jiggy

    • @AmberPremo
      @AmberPremo 7 років тому +3

      pedro oliveira no the whole objective of the operation was to kill the guy... not to hook up with dudes... that's why the guy in the van had no gaydar and said "finally" at the end

    • @finnersz
      @finnersz 7 років тому +2

      they were really there for a secret agent mission. The gay stuff was just a side thing.

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 7 років тому +77

    this is the most advanced gaydar I've seen

    • @Dinoboots
      @Dinoboots 7 років тому +14

      Mathieu Leader
      I know right? I need myself one of these

  • @randommodnar7141
    @randommodnar7141 6 років тому +13

    I love how zach delivers that last line it always cracks me up

  • @alwinpriven2400
    @alwinpriven2400 7 років тому +243

    Why did he kill that Russian dude? WHAT DID MICHEAL DO TO HIM?!

    • @htaed23
      @htaed23 7 років тому +48

      Alwin Priven Michael didn't do anything. Mikhail though was a Russian informant.

    • @vathek5958
      @vathek5958 7 років тому +20

      Evidently he now has better options and had to tie up some loose ends. Isn't that how all relationships work?

    • @alwinpriven2400
      @alwinpriven2400 7 років тому +1

      Micheal is the English version of Mikhail. And Micheal (but where the ch is pronounced like in "Bach") is the Hebrew version.

    • @williamtench2047
      @williamtench2047 7 років тому +23

      Alwin Priven he hacked the election

    • @TheOldBearTime
      @TheOldBearTime 7 років тому +69

      That was his target all along, he was a spy abusing the intelligence resources to get laid on the job.

  • @morganj426
    @morganj426 7 років тому +59

    As a Gay, can confirm, we are all international assassins.

  • @yak141freestyle2
    @yak141freestyle2 5 років тому +19

    *"secondary objective completed"*

  • @greenghost2008
    @greenghost2008 7 років тому +62

    This is one of those sketches that could be an entire TV show. I'd totally watch the gay spy show.

    • @wallywest6219
      @wallywest6219 7 років тому +4

      greenghost2008 actually it would be the bi spy. Grants bi sexual.

    • @Iva744
      @Iva744 7 років тому +9

      Bi spy also sounds better.

    • @zdzisawarybak3286
      @zdzisawarybak3286 7 років тому

      Eva S What about a pie spy ,or even better, literally a π sp👀 xD

  • @gremlinrat420
    @gremlinrat420 7 років тому +145

    Its funny because I know three people with those names who are all gay

    • @HansPeter-qg2vc
      @HansPeter-qg2vc 7 років тому +45

      Wow, this confirms both the Illuminati and Half-Life 3.

  • @spooks4421
    @spooks4421 7 років тому +38

    When Cisco Ramon helps Barry Allen flirt.

  • @gimmickgotbored7157
    @gimmickgotbored7157 7 років тому +18

    This.
    Everything about this.
    It hurts how true it is.

  • @RamGhuman
    @RamGhuman 7 років тому +108

    I take shirtless pics and I'm not gay :)

    • @penktokines
      @penktokines 7 років тому +28

      Ram Ghuman yeah... :^)

    • @DaiKozui
      @DaiKozui 7 років тому +40

      Ram Ghuman
      Yes you are...

    • @StuartM62
      @StuartM62 7 років тому +133

      Ram Ghuman No just a douche.

    • @AbelR91
      @AbelR91 7 років тому +26

      Ram Ghuman Yes you are dude just admit it

    • @bribri3147
      @bribri3147 7 років тому +62

      nah just a totally Douche

  • @rebeccabystry6225
    @rebeccabystry6225 7 років тому +53

    This was actually really cute

  • @---_---_---_---___---
    @---_---_---_---___--- 7 років тому +366

    whats with Ch responding to a lot of comments? this recent or have i just not been paying attention?

    • @dropout
      @dropout  7 років тому +480

      I know weird right

    • @fugluru1714
      @fugluru1714 7 років тому +3

      CollegeHumor pretty soon

    • @Willsontheropes
      @Willsontheropes 7 років тому +38

      CollegeHumor Jesus Christ you're everywhere

    • @insertname6729
      @insertname6729 7 років тому +13

      I mean, they gotta use that surveillance equipment as much as possible before they need to return those rentals.

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 7 років тому +2

      its a gay time

  • @badpopmusic
    @badpopmusic 7 років тому +23

    I loved the ending. Really solid sketch.

  • @emaciatedunicorn
    @emaciatedunicorn 7 років тому +32

    a gay james bond. bring on the bond boys

  • @chrisdeglasias
    @chrisdeglasias 7 років тому +121

    OMG .. I need the movie right now .. XD

    • @uwunuzzlesyou9117
      @uwunuzzlesyou9117 7 років тому

      theres no film

    • @chrisdeglasias
      @chrisdeglasias 7 років тому +15

      Yes .. I know .. that's why I said ..I need the movie right now ...

    • @oliveraddison6143
      @oliveraddison6143 7 років тому +2

      Christian Galesias lmao i already laughed at the comment but then i saw your profile pic and choked on funyuns

  • @Chelsnep
    @Chelsnep 7 років тому +196

    wait......did college humor actually have a funny and relatable sketch......probably just one time thing

    • @quinintheclouds
      @quinintheclouds 7 років тому +6

      peridot's face is so perfect in that picture for this comment XD

    • @nicholasandrade3573
      @nicholasandrade3573 7 років тому

      Arzuse The sideways 3 lol

    • @defrte
      @defrte 7 років тому +5

      Arzuse wanna know what isn't original? you.

    • @oliveraddison6143
      @oliveraddison6143 7 років тому

      quinintheclouds yss

    • @oliveraddison6143
      @oliveraddison6143 7 років тому

      Arzuse lol the older ones are good, but the new ones arent all bad

  • @debutante9749
    @debutante9749 4 роки тому +1

    ive watched this sketch a couple of times and ive only now realized trapp is playing the spy with the eyepatch! bless, he looks so cool

  • @packinwood2009
    @packinwood2009 7 років тому +15

    My grandpa told me gay dudes find eachother by asking what time it is at the urinal. He also told me making extended eye contact with black people will turn you to stone though.

  • @yasmeenfriday7101
    @yasmeenfriday7101 7 років тому +34

    there have to be a web series where grant does his super secret agent shit while tryna get laid and zac has to both help him get intel in the baddie and the potential one night stand. And then one time the baddie IS the one night stand

  • @crazydave6522
    @crazydave6522 5 років тому +12

    “Hmm, maybe he just doesn’t like to give out his personal info”
    **Uses Facebook**

  • @nathanhyde2946
    @nathanhyde2946 7 років тому +4

    Omg.
    CollegeHumor, when ever you upload a video, you never disapoint me.

  • @Croatian_Sensation
    @Croatian_Sensation 7 років тому +26

    Now this was classic college humor lmao

  • @vingim1105
    @vingim1105 3 роки тому +2

    I love Grant's voice it's so crisp, clear and magnetic lol

  • @adognamedcat13
    @adognamedcat13 7 років тому +10

    see! this is college humor content! not some buzz feed knock off! it was creative and legitimately funny! well done!

  • @aaronjerome
    @aaronjerome 7 років тому +63

    When you find out you have a gay name 🤔🙃

  • @quanicle101
    @quanicle101 5 місяців тому +2

    i’ve been quoting “fuckin finally!!!” for so long that i had forgotten where it came from

  • @awonugadamilola3655
    @awonugadamilola3655 7 років тому +15

    "hahahahahaha....shut up..."
    that had me dying!!😂😂😂😂

  • @spectreofathens
    @spectreofathens 7 років тому +4

    "Or some straight shit like that" That line killed me! Good video!

  • @jamesking4036
    @jamesking4036 2 роки тому +6

    Glad to see more gay representation in the cold blooded assassin community.

  • @Htx.lunatic
    @Htx.lunatic 7 років тому +24

    I am beyond gay and I've spent over $2000 on Simpsons crap over the years so that means nothing.

  • @rufusinight4977
    @rufusinight4977 7 років тому +21

    College humour should just post first on every video so no one else can 😂

  • @benbower9510
    @benbower9510 Рік тому +3

    No one will ever utter a line better with a mouth full of noodles than zac oyama saying “fuckin finally”

  • @todanielharrow
    @todanielharrow 7 років тому +4

    Oh my god can this be a series? That was amazing 😂

  • @alexiscarmel4082
    @alexiscarmel4082 7 років тому +19

    Alternate ending: hot dude turns out straight, Grant completes the mission and then goes to make out with his Intel guy in the van. :)

  • @Galaxies3000
    @Galaxies3000 3 роки тому +4

    The best part is, he finished his mission.

  • @FIREDRAGON158
    @FIREDRAGON158 7 років тому +20

    Yeah right when I saw the Andrew ChristianI was like yep that guy is definitely gay.

  • @qixartthebondsmith2954
    @qixartthebondsmith2954 7 років тому +29

    horny grant content is the only content I need from this channel

  • @michigo_xo
    @michigo_xo 7 років тому +3

    this is such a good sketch playing on so many great movie cliches omg

  • @21jd_
    @21jd_ 7 років тому +19

    I love Zac, he's so adorable. I can't explain it

  • @hellohandhold
    @hellohandhold 7 років тому +5

    ZACH'S DOUBLE HEADPHONES I'M LIVING

  • @Lylybeebee
    @Lylybeebee 2 роки тому +3

    "send it to me though" had me fucking dying

  • @SamLewis6
    @SamLewis6 7 років тому +156

    Hey a college humor video that was actually funny, good job

    • @dropout
      @dropout  7 років тому +48

      You are not very good at complimenting people!

    • @BarisUnver
      @BarisUnver 7 років тому +3

      +CollegeHumor you are not very good at publishing consistently funny content; and you really should take these comments seriously. And I agree, this video was one of the funny ones.

    • @bias2784
      @bias2784 7 років тому +12

      CollegeHumor Dont listen to them sweetie. I still love you

  • @zappy4252
    @zappy4252 7 років тому +13

    Legend says that one day college humor will use a real set

  • @samuelaltman9004
    @samuelaltman9004 2 роки тому +1

    what a power move! pickin' up guys while pickin' off enemies.

  • @gargamellenoir8460
    @gargamellenoir8460 7 років тому +9

    Once again Zac takes an ok sketch and make it hilarious.