The internet ruins everything I love

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  • @RubberRoss
    @RubberRoss 2 роки тому +25790

    Poor Jacob.

    • @piranhalettuce
      @piranhalettuce 2 роки тому +137

      BobberBoss?!?!?!?!?

    • @TheMadwomen
      @TheMadwomen 2 роки тому +12

      Sadge

    • @sounpsiq718
      @sounpsiq718 2 роки тому +56

      "Hey, Alpha, what's your favorite recreational sport?" Would be be the first thing I think of when I hear poor Jacob.

    • @phyres4119
      @phyres4119 2 роки тому +10

      idk he seems kinda rich to me

    • @KinOfNothing
      @KinOfNothing 2 роки тому +1

      Fr

  • @benarmitage4037
    @benarmitage4037 Рік тому +7869

    The best part, at least to me, is the “hey watch this.”
    Like, Ross is just turning making Jacob do depressing tricks for his amusement. He’s done this before.

    • @EpicNerdsWithCameras
      @EpicNerdsWithCameras Рік тому +104

      Making Jacob suffer is his favorite pastime.

    • @General_C
      @General_C 10 місяців тому +48

      Ross has experience with this. Remember the GameGrumps?

    • @sasaki999pro
      @sasaki999pro 10 місяців тому +35

      ​@@EpicNerdsWithCamerasIt doesn't have to be Jacob specifically, Ross just likes making people suffer in general

    • @Dom_Maretti
      @Dom_Maretti 9 місяців тому +33

      Ross is the world's nicest sadist.

    • @bugbear2357
      @bugbear2357 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@sasaki999pro self professed sadist

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 9 місяців тому +1115

    "I wish the things I liked were more popular." And thus, a finger on the Monkey's Paw curled up...

    • @bytethebitch
      @bytethebitch Місяць тому

      385 likes and no comments? Lemme- hey, what's that falling from the sky?

    • @coolioman9073
      @coolioman9073 Місяць тому +7

      Isn't the monkey's paw supposed to make your wishes come true in a bad way

    • @landroverrangeroversporths2569
      @landroverrangeroversporths2569 Місяць тому +59

      @@coolioman9073*THAT’S THE PONT*

    • @coolioman9073
      @coolioman9073 Місяць тому +6

      @@landroverrangeroversporths2569 I'm just saying it ain't all that bad

    • @LilDikinbaus
      @LilDikinbaus Місяць тому +9

      For any jars you have in your room it is

  • @bunningtonbinks
    @bunningtonbinks 2 роки тому +13594

    Jaiden being self aware about THAT kind of art hits different

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 Рік тому +528

      The suprising part isn’t there.
      The suprising part is how wide spread it is.

    • @TheWeirdPantsCharacter
      @TheWeirdPantsCharacter Рік тому +319

      @@daanstrik4293 im not gonna say something weird about the second part of your comment.................................................................................................... WIDE SPREAD

    • @name_adi
      @name_adi Рік тому +157

      @@TheWeirdPantsCharacter ugghhhh....god.
      ....that was really good joke ngl

    • @GraveUypo
      @GraveUypo Рік тому +59

      ah, okay.
      sometimes the internet assumes everyone knows every inside joke and i get a little lost. thanks for context.

    • @iguessmynamesriya7658
      @iguessmynamesriya7658 Рік тому +160

      R/jaidenanimationsr34 has twice as many members as r/jaidenanimations

  • @ayo.2022
    @ayo.2022 2 роки тому +2128

    As soon as I heard "so I was complaining about this to Jaiden once" I could already see exactly where this was going

    • @Jehgames
      @Jehgames 3 місяці тому +10

      Poor Jaiden omg💀

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 2 місяці тому

      ?

    • @ayo.2022
      @ayo.2022 2 місяці тому +1

      @@mrosskne for some inexplicable reason it was really trendy to draw r34 of her a couple years back. I don't doubt people still do it now but at least it's not all over the internet lol

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 2 місяці тому

      @@ayo.2022 What do you mean inexplicable? she's a woman, of course people are gonna draw porn of her

    • @Xalerdane
      @Xalerdane 25 днів тому

      @@ayo.2022 It’s not _that_ inexplicable, being aroace doesn’t magically make Jaiden immune from being found attractive by people.

  • @HavonaDagenheart
    @HavonaDagenheart 2 роки тому +45472

    Jaiden’s self-awareness has me dying

    • @accuratememin
      @accuratememin 2 роки тому +4928

      ​@@recitationtohear Finally the report button

    • @bitsaucetv
      @bitsaucetv 2 роки тому +243

      Oooof

    • @joelrobinson5457
      @joelrobinson5457 2 роки тому +1069

      Haj it's good to see she's taking it in good humour

    • @comet_the_clown
      @comet_the_clown 2 роки тому +2270

      I feel bad for Jaiden for what the internet has done to her.

    • @zacktory161
      @zacktory161 2 роки тому +391

      @@comet_the_clown Agreed :/

  • @Blue-fg8vt
    @Blue-fg8vt Рік тому +1511

    considering how lucky he normally is, I think this is just him getting balanced out.

    • @thorwilhelms9635
      @thorwilhelms9635 Рік тому +33

      Seems like Sticks the Badger was right about that luck balance thing.

    • @itsepicdarkheart6705
      @itsepicdarkheart6705 Рік тому +7

      @@thorwilhelms9635And we just say that The Balance didn’t spared her as well

    • @jsc1jake512
      @jsc1jake512 Рік тому +20

      "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be"
      - God making Alpharad, probably

    • @redunderscore_2
      @redunderscore_2 4 місяці тому +6

      @@thorwilhelms9635 “Wow, this is the second time I’m agreeing with her today, should I see a doctor?”
      - Boom Sonic

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades Рік тому +2263

    Hey, guys, did you know that in terms of Water-Types, Vaporeon's my favorite? It's a cat that's actually a liquid, and also a literal cat fish. Not only that, its Ability Water Absorb makes it the perfect Pokémon to cry into the shoulders of. Water Absorb also negates the downside of Surf if your other Pokémon uses it in a Double Battle. It evolves from Eevee, a very friendly Pokémon, so you can give it so many chin scritches.

    • @SunshowerWonderlab
      @SunshowerWonderlab Рік тому +98

      Question: If Vaporeon IS water, how does it absorb water and not dissolve?

    • @novarender_
      @novarender_ Рік тому +272

      ​@@SunshowerWonderlabmore water = more vaporeon, facts

    • @Lost_OZ13
      @Lost_OZ13 Рік тому +18

      Mine is squirtle

    • @turtley8581
      @turtley8581 Рік тому +47

      holy shit it is kind of a water cat thats awesome

    • @tenderandmoist5011
      @tenderandmoist5011 Рік тому +6

      Wait Vaporeon is a cat????

  • @christianstamm94
    @christianstamm94 2 роки тому +13195

    He's got the Midas touch, except everything he touches is lewded.

    • @milo_south3670
      @milo_south3670 2 роки тому +798

      “So what are you in here for?”
      “Everything I love is overly sexualized and I can’t have a normal day without getting weird looks.”

    • @williamrichardson8093
      @williamrichardson8093 2 роки тому +200

      the weeb touch

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 2 роки тому +585

      “Why does my cheese burger have bigger buns then usual?”

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 2 роки тому +73

      @@boopsboops7692 I love this

    • @lee_on_something_else270
      @lee_on_something_else270 2 роки тому +75

      tbf that's better than gold for some people

  • @PhD_Flopper
    @PhD_Flopper 2 роки тому +9163

    imagine being able to enjoy something on the internet without people going
    “wacky”

    • @Fv_zi0n
      @Fv_zi0n 2 роки тому +91

      @Rare one bro nobody cares

    • @zzeroara9511
      @zzeroara9511 2 роки тому +137

      ive literally been made fun of for having Gigantamax Grimmsnarl in my profile picture. the lengths folk on the internet will go to ruin any enjoyment of anything they don't like is obscene

    • @saltysalt844
      @saltysalt844 2 роки тому +41

      It's absolutely impossible internet is such a big place, just don't use internet in the first place

    • @kurb0
      @kurb0 2 роки тому +39

      @@Fv_zi0n It's a bot, it will never respond to you and the person running the bot will never see it. The best thing you can do is report it for spam and move on with your day

    • @Fv_zi0n
      @Fv_zi0n 2 роки тому +10

      @@kurb0 Ik that my guy

  • @asylumskp4391
    @asylumskp4391 2 роки тому +184

    Reminds me of the guy who liked Alien X from Ben Ten as a child, so he proceeded to search "Alien X Videos" and got scarred

  • @gameexplorer9777
    @gameexplorer9777 5 місяців тому +102

    - Hey, Jacob, who's your favorite Skyrim race?
    - Argonian.

    • @davidthor4405
      @davidthor4405 2 місяці тому +6

      NOOOOOO!

    • @Cawffee7
      @Cawffee7 2 місяці тому +4

      mine too 💔

    • @meloneatingwolf1882
      @meloneatingwolf1882 Місяць тому +2

      Considering the Azura fan art, I think Dark Elves are a close second. But then there’s the lusty argonian maid.

  • @camelat7228
    @camelat7228 2 роки тому +8998

    every time jaiden talks about That Subject she always approaches it with such hilarity and class it's the best

    • @trevorpgamer1936
      @trevorpgamer1936 2 роки тому +124

      every time? She seems to be pretty truthful and accepting of the subject of lewd, what other times did she show hilarity?

    • @QuirkyMaster
      @QuirkyMaster 2 роки тому +57

      @@trevorpgamer1936 in the video...

    • @benJAMMIN634
      @benJAMMIN634 2 роки тому +108

      @@trevorpgamer1936 in that Anthony interview

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 2 роки тому +36

      somehow I didn't realize she had already addressed it, but that seems like something she'd do lmao

    • @tybracadabra6321
      @tybracadabra6321 2 роки тому +6

      Did I miss something?? I’m confused what this refers to lol

  • @duzziewuzzie4388
    @duzziewuzzie4388 2 роки тому +30323

    Let's be fair, the internet sexualizes a lot of things. Alpharad's favorites just happened to be the more popular ones.

    • @Sickmmaner
      @Sickmmaner 2 роки тому +693

      But like ALL OF THEM?

    • @thealmightyavocado5616
      @thealmightyavocado5616 2 роки тому +668

      @Rare one Let’s be honest we don’t care

    • @oniuserjh
      @oniuserjh 2 роки тому +303

      Sexualized airplanes is one of the weirdest ones

    • @undeadgaming6258
      @undeadgaming6258 2 роки тому +1

      @@oniuserjh nope sexualized black hole was the worse one.

    • @lycantabris
      @lycantabris 2 роки тому +464

      @@Sickmmaner Rule 34, man. 100% of things are sexualized by humanity as a whole, and so end up sexualized online. Alpharad just gets unlucky his favorites are other people's favorites for different reasons.

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 2 роки тому +8371

    The fact that Jaiden is asexual yet this happens to her is one of the most ironic things on the internet ever.

    • @ericcarvalhoferreira512
      @ericcarvalhoferreira512 Рік тому +309

      @@JacobAwsum Yesn't.

    • @JacobAwsum
      @JacobAwsum Рік тому +24

      @@ericcarvalhoferreira512 I don't know what that means.

    • @FeralHydra75
      @FeralHydra75 Рік тому +290

      @@JacobAwsum loner? How do you get loner out of that?

    • @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625
      @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 Рік тому +469

      @@JacobAwsum no? It just means she doesn’t feel sexual attraction. Aromantic is when you don’t feel romantic attraction. You can be either, or you can be both. I haven’t watched her coming out video but the comment makes me think she’s just asexual, so she can still have a romantic partner if she wanted

    • @zineom
      @zineom Рік тому +250

      ​ @whenfunnydancingcockroach she's aroace! :]

  • @nicolle2126
    @nicolle2126 2 роки тому +1015

    Jaiden has it so rough tho, like i'm glad she's able to approach all this with class and humor since she knows and understands how the internet works, but her situation is still a pretty big yikes

    • @joseantoniorodrigueslopes6979
      @joseantoniorodrigueslopes6979 4 місяці тому

      It really is awful, but at least it's only a charachter, right? (I mean, could you imagine that type of thing happening with the real person?)

    • @Smugly33810
      @Smugly33810 4 місяці тому +15

      @@joseantoniorodrigueslopes6979it’s not like the character shares a name face and personality and is an extension of the person

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@Smugly33810 sure, but at the same time there's still a disconnect between the person and the avatar. Not saying it's ok to make that kinda art without the person's permission, but it's not like they're pulling a Shad.

  • @SemiHypercube
    @SemiHypercube 2 роки тому +7552

    Gardevoir still is a pretty cool pokemon ngl

    • @slyar
      @slyar 2 роки тому +19

      Mhm

    • @whyiwakeup6460
      @whyiwakeup6460 2 роки тому +363

      they can create literal black holes but the internet is like “booba”

    • @DToTheB
      @DToTheB 2 роки тому +1

      Yep

    • @DToTheB
      @DToTheB 2 роки тому

      @@whyiwakeup6460 yeah like Gardevoir can accidentally create black holes and kill you just from being too happy

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond 2 роки тому +43

      gallade is cooler tho.
      my fav non-starter is still sableye tho

  • @izanagino-okami8221
    @izanagino-okami8221 2 роки тому +7207

    When I was a kid, I had Pokemon Diamond on my ds and spent like a month doing fashion tournaments with a Buneary. The day it evolved into lopunny remains one of the happiest moments of my childhood.
    Now everytime I share that story with my friends they call me a rabbit fucker

    • @Dat-Mudkip
      @Dat-Mudkip 2 роки тому +507

      I've never really understood people's obsession with making lewd rabbits.

    • @jrodd13
      @jrodd13 2 роки тому +1

      thats fucked up honestly

    • @leonb7747
      @leonb7747 2 роки тому +597

      @@Dat-Mudkip I think it comes down to the idea that rabbits do tend to reproduce alot, that and that I believe a company or some water mark that has to do with something sexual is litrarly a rabbit lol

    • @starify1829
      @starify1829 2 роки тому +177

      @@leonb7747 I didn't even know about that rabbit fact before I thought "rabbit/bunny girls are hot"

    • @leonb7747
      @leonb7747 2 роки тому +68

      @@starify1829 I mean they made them "hot" for that reason but at this point it's too common that they became hot for the sake of being hot XD

  • @tarvoc746
    @tarvoc746 Рік тому +63

    Hypothesis: You aren't cursed, your taste simply represents the internet median. You like what most people like, so naturally, what you like is also what gets picked up for smut and dirty memes. It's not a curse, it's simple statistics.

  • @Crusader3454
    @Crusader3454 7 місяців тому +97

    Ross' "NOOOOOOOO" is me when the original video is private

    • @Frog101_Real
      @Frog101_Real 6 місяців тому +2

      Whyd it go private?

    • @SnowyOwl369
      @SnowyOwl369 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@Frog101_Real it might be a little too late, but the other person in the video, the person thats green and yellow did something. I don't know what they did but ross privated all his videos with them in it.

    • @Xalerdane
      @Xalerdane 19 днів тому

      @@SnowyOwl369 Oh that’s unfortunate.

  • @FafliXx
    @FafliXx 2 роки тому +11167

    The cool thing to do is to just stick with your opinion, despite what people think, and keep liking them for non sexual reasons

    • @great-white-lynx825
      @great-white-lynx825 2 роки тому +139

      @Rare one No.

    • @Loaves_of_Cat
      @Loaves_of_Cat 2 роки тому +76

      @Rare one No

    • @berryronin6882
      @berryronin6882 2 роки тому +78

      sometimes there are sexual reasons (cough cough Dimitrescu)

    • @DToTheB
      @DToTheB 2 роки тому +128

      And if that isn't reason, you can make THEM seem like the weirdo (example: "i like lopunny" "eww! Gross!" "...because it's mega evolution is very strong. What'd you think i meant?")

    • @nate09392
      @nate09392 2 роки тому +48

      The internet over ahnka:
      "The fact that this video is not age restricted scares me."
      "I feel bad for the people who thought she was dancing."
      These are quoted because I took them from commenters on an actual video.

  • @anaccount4354
    @anaccount4354 2 роки тому +20733

    Jaiden's dark, self-aware humor is absolutely awful, I love it.

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 2 роки тому +6

      Referencing porn of her drawn self isn’t dark.
      I love that there’s like 50 comments and literally everyone ignored me

    • @jackbright6290
      @jackbright6290 2 роки тому +244

      If that's dark, you would hate to have a conversation with me and my friends.

    • @datb0013
      @datb0013 2 роки тому +8

      @@jackbright6290 ive searched far and wide, across every shoreline known to man. And yet I still can’t find who the fuck cares

    • @jackbright6290
      @jackbright6290 2 роки тому +59

      @Super Seth Gavin I don't see how the pertains to the statement, but probably not.

    • @PliskinYT
      @PliskinYT 2 роки тому +210

      @@jackbright6290 The chances are low. But never zero

  • @maximdecimus2258
    @maximdecimus2258 Рік тому +258

    Gardevoir was the first 3-stage evolution psychic type that didn't require a gimmick to evolve. It was balanced without being overpowered and had a focus on special attack which paired nicely with its psychic typing. You could catch a Ralts early on and because none of the starters had secondary psychic typing, the Ralts would provide type coverage and naturally become a core team member. Of course this pokemon was going to be good from a gameplay experience perspective. From a design perspective, Gardevoir is beautiful without becoming sexual and totally avoids the problems that later generations have with humanoid pokemon designs - namely that they look like dudes in a furry suit.

    • @jorgegonzalezavila9376
      @jorgegonzalezavila9376 11 місяців тому +34

      Who gives a shit if they look like a dude in a fursuit? Incineroar is a bara heel wrestler Tony the Tiger _who is not Fire/Fighting_ (which still isn't the issue, Infernape slaps), which mind you, is _fucking poggers,_ and I will not tolerate people doing it dirty.

    • @reversal2341
      @reversal2341 8 місяців тому +1

      Ah yes, a perfectly balanced pokemon in most aspect

    • @defeatstatistics7413
      @defeatstatistics7413 6 місяців тому +10

      With the right training and moveset, Gardevoir is an endgame special sweeper with serious firepower, its abilities (Trace and Synchronize) often come in clutch af, and a lot of kids back then were fond of it for how it played. Then the internet happened.
      They knew exactly what they were doing with Lopunny.

    • @1mariomaniac
      @1mariomaniac 2 місяці тому

      *cough cough* _Incineroar_ *cough cough*

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 2 місяці тому

      how is that a problem?

  • @TGSerratopia
    @TGSerratopia Місяць тому +8

    "Who your favorite storytime animator" is wild

  • @TnD_BigJax
    @TnD_BigJax 2 роки тому +11709

    Tifa honestly gets a pass
    The animators knew *EXACTLY* what they were doing with her design

    • @alexanderinoa7850
      @alexanderinoa7850 2 роки тому +522

      Lmao her victory animation at the end of a battle... yeah they knew.

    • @eXpriest
      @eXpriest 2 роки тому +798

      More than that, she's the girl next door, a tomboy, first girl, and she down to brawl. Just checkin' shit off my list.

    • @cephery8482
      @cephery8482 2 роки тому

      Tifa was like 3 polygons man and was definitely way more muscular and less feminine in the art of the time period. They just realised later around advent children that the tits sell more.

    • @manjackson2772
      @manjackson2772 2 роки тому +456

      When Nomura was first designing her he asked the office whether he should put her in shorts or a miniskirt and every single one of those lonely nerds said miniskirt

    • @thetrophygamer3606
      @thetrophygamer3606 2 роки тому +400

      @@eXpriest don’t forget she’s a senator in Italy

  • @littleguystar
    @littleguystar 2 роки тому +2058

    I think I understand this "Not Alpharad" character. He just aligns so much with real Alpharad that he sees fit to post moments he can relate to. Good to know you have somebody, Mr. Not Alpharad.

    • @heatedrindo
      @heatedrindo 2 роки тому +5

      On among us)

    • @Twinklethefox9022
      @Twinklethefox9022 2 роки тому +10

      I get it, you're tired of alpharad...

    • @nozon5686
      @nozon5686 2 роки тому +11

      thats the reason he goes by Not Alpharad they're so similar that he needs to preface it by saying he is not, in fact, Internet funny man Alpharad

  • @minetieplays2092
    @minetieplays2092 2 роки тому +70

    I love how Ross starts losing it when he asks his favorite video game characters

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus Рік тому +44

    It's one of those things you just have to get over; from experience, I can say that the internet doesn't need an excuse. It doesn't have to be feminine, or or even humanoid, for people to do it dirty. They're insatiable, and you just need to be able to separate those aspects of the subject from each other.

    • @jorgegonzalezavila9376
      @jorgegonzalezavila9376 11 місяців тому +5

      “It doesn't have to be feminine, or even humanoid.”
      *Wheatley:* Hold my beer.

  • @joshuaevans4249
    @joshuaevans4249 2 роки тому +2604

    You hear that everyone, if you want some high quality rule 34 made of a character get them to be Alpharad's favorite

  • @malixcrash4126
    @malixcrash4126 2 роки тому +2465

    When you factor this into the fact that most of his realistic/big wants for smash characters ACTUALLY GOT IN MULTIPLE TIMES, it sounds a lot less like he has specific popular tastes and more like he's a prophet

    • @bootleghollowknight
      @bootleghollowknight 2 роки тому +144

      Quick, we need to get him to say he wants Senator Armstrong, Jetstream Sam, Grimm from Hollow Knight and the Chosen Undead from Dark Souls to all be in smash

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 2 роки тому +61

      @@bootleghollowknight I've heard of Vessel or Hornet from Hollow Knight as popular picks, but Grimm actually sounds hella fire, pun intended

    • @bootleghollowknight
      @bootleghollowknight 2 роки тому +21

      @@icegod4849 I knew I'd forgotten to mention something. Grimm's moveset is probably the best suited for smash

    • @acblook
      @acblook Рік тому +11

      @@bootleghollowknight these would be freaking rad but I'd prefer Artorias the Abysswalker to Chosen Undead, the best part of dark souls characters are the freaky monster designs and I think Artorias strikes a good balance between freaky monster and not too freaky that they'd be weird in smash, and they're also really iconic

    • @bootleghollowknight
      @bootleghollowknight Рік тому +1

      @@acblook Agreed, Artorias would be an amazing addition to the roster

  • @KraftwerkArts159
    @KraftwerkArts159 Рік тому +61

    Jaiden's dark humor outside her videos is terrifying yet amazing

  • @StarmisYT
    @StarmisYT 2 роки тому +17

    I have a similar curse too. My favorite mario character was Rosalina. My favorite Pokemon character was Cynthia. And my best character in Smash was Pyra/Mythra. You can tell.

    • @enjoshi-godrez8775
      @enjoshi-godrez8775 2 роки тому +5

      Princesses or Princess type looks have been s3xualised since the start of the first Millennium. Lmao

  • @pwojo9776
    @pwojo9776 2 роки тому +4228

    I feel like Tifa Lockhart gets a pass. She's like Cloud's love interest and childhood friend, add Aerith and it's now Tifa has two hands, she has a crop-top and mini-skirt with thigh-highs, they gave her all these cute and/or sexy outfits in the remake, they knew damn-well what they were doing.

    • @gas9360
      @gas9360 2 роки тому +609

      The Italian politics:

    • @lagsov5102
      @lagsov5102 2 роки тому +215

      The Italian Senate would disagree

    • @lennyternil336
      @lennyternil336 2 роки тому +24

      @@gas9360 I understand this but I don’t know exactly what youre referring to please tell me

    • @steveluvscows2490
      @steveluvscows2490 2 роки тому +80

      And then she joined the Italian Senate

    • @pwojo9776
      @pwojo9776 2 роки тому +232

      @@lennyternil336 She was the second person in notable history to be skewered in front of an Italian senate.

  • @jayisokay6975
    @jayisokay6975 2 роки тому +1325

    So that’s why he really wanted Pyra and Mythra in Smash (the universe works in mysterious ways)

    • @onlysmiles4949
      @onlysmiles4949 2 роки тому +61

      And Bayonetta

    • @onlysmiles4949
      @onlysmiles4949 2 роки тому +45

      @Rare one I know this is a bot, but what does this even MEAN

    • @mmmduradis7578
      @mmmduradis7578 2 роки тому +6

      @@onlysmiles4949 I was wondering the same thing

    • @zeph769
      @zeph769 2 роки тому +20

      @@onlysmiles4949 Does Bayo actually count though? She owns it and her sexuality is a core part of her character whereas every other one (Ankha, Gardevoir, Vaporeon) are unintentional

    • @TransientWitch
      @TransientWitch 2 роки тому +7

      I dunno, Pyra's got those backflip skills. Seems like the best reason to have her in Smash!

  • @KING_LINK
    @KING_LINK Рік тому +9

    0:49 "[...] a childhood friend who has enormous... eyes."

  • @dhampir_days
    @dhampir_days Рік тому +16

    as someone with Braixen as his favourite pokémon and Vaporeon as his favourite eeveelution, both for sentimental reasons, I feel ya Jacob.

    • @jonmcknight18
      @jonmcknight18 8 місяців тому

      I too feel sentimental because my favourite pokemon is lucario

    • @danaillaysen7632
      @danaillaysen7632 5 місяців тому

      No ones favourite is braixen for gameplay reasons...

    • @dhampir_days
      @dhampir_days 5 місяців тому

      @@danaillaysen7632 you're right, it's for sentimental reasons. X was the first game I owned rather than borrowed

    • @m4yr4i
      @m4yr4i 2 місяці тому

      ​@@danaillaysen7632That one Pokken player states otherwise

    • @danaillaysen7632
      @danaillaysen7632 2 місяці тому

      @@m4yr4i no, you literally proved my point. He was doing it for the art, not because of her play style.

  • @_-Lx-_
    @_-Lx-_ 2 роки тому +7438

    OML Jaidens response was honestly so witty/hilarious and had me dying, I'm glad she can find humor in her whole situation.
    I don't actively watch her but from what I have seen I have a lot of respect for her.

    • @piranhaplantX
      @piranhaplantX 2 роки тому +341

      Thankfully she has some insulation from that nonsense with it being her 2D character. There are some weird people who ship and make art based on the actual people. Those people have no chill.

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 2 роки тому

      @@piranhaplantX
      D4MNIT...
      I just wrote a really lengthy reply talking about my thoughts on her and how she manages to deal with all types of nonsense really smoothly including things like having a worse R34 case than Dan and Phil and how despite her and her avatar being pretty it so weird and must be crazy to be in her position considering she's an Aro Ace girl with an audience of many children but it got auto deleted by YT either because I briefly called DaftPina an "@ h o l e" and said it must awkward for anyone with R34 drawn of them except the rare exceptions like the Sphere Hunter and SMonroe who already portray themselves as " $ 3 x y" and have given a go ahead.
      FFS, I put a ton of work into that reply and thought I did a really good job, this site keeps going downhill every day, Google/Alphabet/UA-cam is the WORST....

    • @Red_MOON187
      @Red_MOON187 2 роки тому +67

      34% of the internet man... fear.

    • @eugenekrabs141
      @eugenekrabs141 2 роки тому +78

      @@piranhaplantX still its very weird to do even with her 2d rendition

    • @kyrohowe3156
      @kyrohowe3156 2 роки тому +27

      @@piranhaplantX still haven't forgotten the art on she got shipped with the Odds1Out

  • @thesoldierfurret8234
    @thesoldierfurret8234 2 роки тому +4918

    Everything Alpha touches gets sexualized. How sad.

  • @littleweird4807
    @littleweird4807 Рік тому +5

    I feel like the little animation of jacob trying to think when jaiden asks him who his favorite storytime animator is isn't getting enough attention its such a small detail but it's so funny 😭

  • @earthboundisawsome
    @earthboundisawsome 10 місяців тому +12

    I feel your pain man. I loved Vaporeon growing up because I found out that I could make a really busted build by giving it leftovers and aqua ring, and EV training it split between def and SPDf. I used to have so much fun when my friends just couldn't kill it no matter what in battles.
    Now I have to just hope to god people don't go on the internet enough to know the horrors when I talk about that story.

  • @carlosemilio385
    @carlosemilio385 2 роки тому +2615

    I really like gardevoir's design and she packs a strong punch in pokemon battles, and everytime someone asks me who is my favorite pokemon, I always fear that they will mock me when I say that gardevoir is in my top 10, because of the internet and its... moments

    • @ajoajoajoaj
      @ajoajoajoaj 2 роки тому +7

      Do they end up mocking you though?

    • @mmmduradis7578
      @mmmduradis7578 2 роки тому +34

      @ma G no

    • @AnglosArentHuman
      @AnglosArentHuman 2 роки тому +37

      Mine's Parasect, but if someone ask I always spit out as many sexualized ones as I can think of for the sake of comedy.

    • @coreylemon
      @coreylemon 2 роки тому +3

      Stored Power Gardevoir is a sweeping machine.

    • @coreylemon
      @coreylemon 2 роки тому +21

      @@AnglosArentHuman The biggest Parasect meme I can think of is how they're blood thirsty murderhobos in Legends: Arceus

  • @aboreal
    @aboreal 2 роки тому +1362

    Ok the "Who is your favorite storytime animator " bit had me doing an ooof face in real life

    • @Utrilus
      @Utrilus 2 роки тому +7

      But who is it?

    • @thesupersaiyanilluminati3985
      @thesupersaiyanilluminati3985 2 роки тому +162

      @@Utrilus pretty sure it’s jaiden

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 2 роки тому +115

      Unfortunately, she's far from the only one dealing with this...
      ua-cam.com/users/shortscLJoYcflYcE
      Honestly, R34 fictional characters to your hearts content imo, but there really aught to be a line drawn for actual real people.

    • @Hakokoro
      @Hakokoro 2 роки тому +46

      @@webbowser8834 Its a weird area because you have many that dont care/dislike it/encourage it. In the end of day artists should at least be aware if the person that the avatar represents minds or not. If you dont know its safer you dont do it.

    • @LonesomeDevil
      @LonesomeDevil 2 роки тому +35

      Same, but at least if she's able to make a joke about it like that, it should be a good sign. Not that she had any choice, mind you... People meme about "copium" all the time, but it's literally a pre-requisite to an active internet presence, really. The dark web doesn't give a crap about you and it's terrifying.

  • @jayvhoncalma3458
    @jayvhoncalma3458 Рік тому +12

    0:11 It's much better than lewding vapereon

    • @user-vx2vl9cr5m
      @user-vx2vl9cr5m Місяць тому

      Excuse me? You need a vip cell in a mental institution.

    • @JazzMaster01
      @JazzMaster01 17 днів тому

      ​@@user-vx2vl9cr5m huh? No, if you HAD to sexualize a pokemon, Gardevoir is the better option bc it's humanlike. Vaporeon is a fcking water dog thing

    • @user-vx2vl9cr5m
      @user-vx2vl9cr5m 17 днів тому

      @@JazzMaster01 only if you had to ok. I thought he meant in general, which I was saying that in the place of “bro lewding zero Pokémon is better than anything”

  • @guardian6788
    @guardian6788 Рік тому +79

    I had a very similar experience. My favorite character in the pokemon anime is Misty, but I found out a few years ago that the writers of the original anime literally only made her a main character to be eye candy for little boys, and I wanted to scream

    • @jorgegonzalezavila9376
      @jorgegonzalezavila9376 11 місяців тому +10

      In all honesty, Takeshi Shudo was all sorts of fucked up in the head. A lot of my favorite Pokémon characters, places and the like are Hoenn-based, and I once read a theory that May's infamous “attributes” (one of, if not _the_ main reason she's one of the most sexualized characters in Pokémon history) were meant to still appeal to those same boys now that they were going through puberty. Rule 34 also made me dislike Blaziken, so there's that.

    • @pkfiremain710
      @pkfiremain710 10 місяців тому +8

      @@jorgegonzalezavila9376 I have literally no idea what you're talking about, May-wise.

    • @AGirlWhohatesfurries
      @AGirlWhohatesfurries Місяць тому

      Source proof?

  • @Gemarald
    @Gemarald 2 роки тому +1927

    Everyone's like "Alpharad's luck is so good!" But the thing is... *there is always a catch.*
    When he gained great game luck, his favorite things became doomed to Rule 34.

    • @bretsheeley4034
      @bretsheeley4034 2 роки тому +103

      The pendulum swings.

    • @demonminer8093
      @demonminer8093 2 роки тому +93

      @@bretsheeley4034 the monkey's paw curls

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 2 роки тому

      Idk, for someone like me that just seems like more positive luck, all a matter of perspective and whether you're horny or not.

    • @mouthspeak9213
      @mouthspeak9213 2 роки тому +32

      Why is something being turned to rule 34 a bad thing?

    • @ShortStop_Productions1992
      @ShortStop_Productions1992 2 роки тому +21

      @@mouthspeak9213 BECAUSE it ruins it

  • @Zigzorark
    @Zigzorark 2 роки тому +339

    The internet got to Glaceon not long after
    We are both cursed, my brother

    • @Mas-cm6cy
      @Mas-cm6cy 2 роки тому +34

      wtf did they do to glaceon?!

    • @jimbothetimbo6790
      @jimbothetimbo6790 2 роки тому +17

      @@Mas-cm6cy glizzeon

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 2 роки тому +1

      Zim what furries do best/worst

    • @cadetjones9205
      @cadetjones9205 2 роки тому +62

      Stop pretending the entire Eeveelution line wasn't already got by the internet. They feature in like every furry's wet dream.

    • @peytongolding7544
      @peytongolding7544 2 роки тому +23

      What do you mean "not long after?" And why are you talking about this as if it's recent? People have been drawing that type of art of Glaceon and Vaporeon and literally every Pokemon for as long as they've existed

  • @Heather_ash.03
    @Heather_ash.03 2 роки тому +6

    The last part with Jaiden was the icing on the cake.

  • @zozo8197
    @zozo8197 Рік тому +8

    Betcha his favourite SCP is 1471.

  • @brandonhughes4076
    @brandonhughes4076 2 роки тому +2872

    The internet will sexualise literally anything. It’s almost like there’s a rule about it or something
    But for real, I think the insanely bad luck here is just making up for the fact that Jacob’a RNG seems to be blessed by Eris herself

    • @samiamrg7
      @samiamrg7 2 роки тому +123

      He just has good taste. He picked things that a lot of other people did as well, which is why there is inevitably lots of art of them.

    • @aaronking2020
      @aaronking2020 2 роки тому +57

      Rule 34

    • @ind0minusr3x51
      @ind0minusr3x51 2 роки тому +41

      There is a rule for it.
      And it's called rule 34

    • @brandonhughes4076
      @brandonhughes4076 2 роки тому +96

      @@ind0minusr3x51 that was, indeed, the joke

    • @Red_MOON187
      @Red_MOON187 2 роки тому +25

      34% of the internet will sexualize it.

  • @e.s.4958
    @e.s.4958 2 роки тому +663

    That is honestly the funniest ending to any video I've ever seen, jaw legit dropped

    • @_kenemon_
      @_kenemon_ 2 роки тому +32

      I literally recoiled like it was a jumpscare

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 2 роки тому +1

      I don't get it, i presume it's someone who got troubled

    • @firepenguinmcdiscopanda9314
      @firepenguinmcdiscopanda9314 2 роки тому +38

      @@crackedemerald4930 jaiden has gotten a shit ton of r34 drawn of her, and shes a storytime animator

    • @mrgreenboy644
      @mrgreenboy644 2 роки тому +4

      If my friend asked something like that to me and my answer was them with that implication I'd really rather just get a heart attack as a late teen

    • @WolfXGamerful
      @WolfXGamerful 2 роки тому +7

      @@crackedemerald4930 The implication was that Jacob's favorite Storytime Animator. As you can see, things Jacob enjoys get sexualized, so in Jaiden's case...
      Just stay away from the images tab when searching up JaidenAnimations.

  • @floatingflapjack420
    @floatingflapjack420 3 місяці тому +5

    Wait until he finally learns to love himself

  • @sonic2isbetterthan3
    @sonic2isbetterthan3 Рік тому +8

    jaiden really just got that 500 iq 💀

  • @NateTheOhioan
    @NateTheOhioan 2 роки тому +211

    Alpharad is the one guy who actually watches certain shows for the plot

    • @dpray96
      @dpray96 2 роки тому +6

      Kill la kill was an amazing anime, well written and witty dialogue.

    • @magentascribe7586
      @magentascribe7586 2 роки тому +15

      Poor alpharad having to silence a bunch of people on his stream cause he’s trying to avoid one piece spoilers lol

    • @minefish
      @minefish 2 роки тому +2

      @@magentascribe7586 worth it tho, one piece is great

    • @HavingCrumpets
      @HavingCrumpets 2 роки тому +8

      @@minefish from an outsider's perspective, I'm not going to waste my entire life watching the episodes or reading the manga of it
      I'll take your word for it though

    • @minefish
      @minefish 2 роки тому +1

      @@HavingCrumpets i understand

  • @robertdowneyjr4211
    @robertdowneyjr4211 2 роки тому +2582

    i am robert downey jr

  • @breadmanman
    @breadmanman Рік тому +3

    The internet ruins everything in general

  • @ZeroSpy_
    @ZeroSpy_ Місяць тому +3

    Midas touch from ali express

  • @Mr_Wholegrain
    @Mr_Wholegrain 2 роки тому +63

    "So, who's your favourite story-time animator?"
    Oh no.

    • @positivea9111
      @positivea9111 2 роки тому +8

      And that’s why she turn into gaming

    • @piranhalettuce
      @piranhalettuce 2 роки тому +2

      @@positivea9111 She's still a story-time animator by heart

    • @InsertFunnyThingHere
      @InsertFunnyThingHere 2 роки тому +4

      @@piranhalettuce i mean her doing the gaming still counts as a story of something she did, it technically counts i think?????

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 2 роки тому +3

      Now she is a story-time gaming animator, a rarer combo.

  • @TemporalZack
    @TemporalZack 2 роки тому +329

    Can we take a second to appreciate Ross' little laugh at the end? Whoever animated that, major kudos to you. Very cute artstyle.

    • @Salt_ish
      @Salt_ish 2 роки тому +21

      thats ross himself in the original video

    • @TemporalZack
      @TemporalZack 2 роки тому +12

      Oh
      Well kudos to Ross then

  • @Sephelions
    @Sephelions 9 місяців тому +5

    Vaporeon was my favorite Eevelution after I had one in Moon. She carried my team through so much of that playthrough. Completely understand where Jacob is coming from here

  • @Nightsoul115
    @Nightsoul115 Рік тому +9

    Not only that I have been in love with so many video games and cartoons and then some guy in the internet found exposure to my personal favorites and ruined for me. Not only the internet but also my dad when I loved angry birds back in 2010 and he starts to annoy the living heck out of me. I wish that people would understand that stuff like this should be kept secretly and not getting through a lot of exposure to it. When I like something is fine and comfortable but when you share it with someone it is a total embarrassment through life

  • @旭球
    @旭球 2 роки тому +567

    There is an easy mindset to adopt that will prevent this kind of misunderstanding: if you like the r34 version of a character, do not assume that other people who like that character like them in the same way.
    As long as the default assumption people make isn't "this person faps to this character", then there is no issue even if a sizable r34 community exists.

    • @phonesjuda7318
      @phonesjuda7318 2 роки тому +53

      And for the otherside, do not get weirded out to the point of finding them "ruined" because other people actually find sexually attractive the characters that you like in a different way.

    • @DarkCT
      @DarkCT 2 роки тому +20

      @@phonesjuda7318 theres little else to say but the OP and this comment. people can like characters for different reasons. when the Gardevoir line came about I was just glad each release for psychic and water types. Tifa's cool because I like hand to hand characters. the fact people see these things in other lights than I doesn't make them any worse.

    • @grayfox185
      @grayfox185 2 роки тому +21

      when people have done that after I tell them I like gardevoir and they act all weird just be like "How do you know there's porn of it? You look that shit up yourself?"

    • @kingawesome5219
      @kingawesome5219 2 роки тому +11

      Now I feel kinda weird for liking a character for both reasons

    • @davipenha
      @davipenha 2 роки тому +3

      unfortunately this is the default assumption on the internet.

  • @moosekahuna
    @moosekahuna 2 роки тому +873

    I’ve always seen the Ralts evolution line as like raising a kid, and so when people accuse me of liking Gardevoir for sexual reasons it makes me sad :/

    • @odeiofunkdeputariarum851
      @odeiofunkdeputariarum851 2 роки тому +123

      @Rare one i enjoyed life till you were born

    • @Rockman9830
      @Rockman9830 2 роки тому +42

      Grooming.
      I regret everything.

    • @gonerofsavers3813
      @gonerofsavers3813 2 роки тому +10

      i mean...the kid is now a adult... So by your on logic i dont see the problem.

    • @jasonbrooks1897
      @jasonbrooks1897 2 роки тому +87

      @@gonerofsavers3813 yo WHAT 😐

    • @J.Blazer
      @J.Blazer 2 роки тому +66

      @@gonerofsavers3813 buddy, *H U H ? ? ?*

  • @leflamewolf
    @leflamewolf Рік тому +8

    Although she has basically never publicly talked about this Jaiden knows exactly what the internet has done to her.

  • @Johnny-Number-One
    @Johnny-Number-One Рік тому +2

    This video is the definition of a gift that keeps on giving. It gets funnier the more characters he mentions.

  • @IncorporationXII
    @IncorporationXII 2 роки тому +98

    I love how as ross lists off more examples you can just hear the “I’m so fucking done with the internet” growing louder in Jacob’s response

  • @quickee2089
    @quickee2089 2 роки тому +115

    The fact that jacob looks disappointed throughout almost the entire video is hilarious

  • @Ihavenoideahelp
    @Ihavenoideahelp Рік тому +7

    I think we should have a round of applause to Jaiden for making probably the funniest joke relating to r34

  • @Bossfightmedia
    @Bossfightmedia 9 місяців тому +2

    That the Jaden thing even exists in the first place goes to show how many people entirely lost track of what reality looks like lol.

  • @heartbeat4atinman
    @heartbeat4atinman 2 роки тому +183

    This is why I'm ashamed to say Lucario is one of my favorite Pokémon

    • @Mas-cm6cy
      @Mas-cm6cy 2 роки тому +6

      damn dude, i feel sorry for you.

    • @heartbeat4atinman
      @heartbeat4atinman 2 роки тому +28

      @@Mas-cm6cy It's okay, my absolute favorite is Metagross and it doesn't really have that problem.
      I hope. I'm not going to check.

    • @dirp_dcb9531
      @dirp_dcb9531 2 роки тому

      RIP

    • @spynix0718
      @spynix0718 2 роки тому

      Same honestly. Not my favorite, but it's up there.

    • @jimbomclimbo7467
      @jimbomclimbo7467 2 роки тому +10

      I've been blessed in having my favourite pokemon being one no one gives a shit about.
      My favourite pokemon is crogunk and my second favourite is literally just its evolution toxicroak

  • @Moss_Dude
    @Moss_Dude 2 роки тому +43

    "Who's your favorite storytime animator"
    OH GOD

  • @MENTLE
    @MENTLE 2 роки тому +8

    I LOVE ANKHA

  • @Veehead1
    @Veehead1 3 місяці тому +3

    Its all fun & games until Jacob says: "Odd1sout"

  • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
    @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 2 роки тому +116

    Now the question is, _does it hold predictive power?_
    We should establish a list of his favourite characters in as many categories as possible, and see if they, uhm, "blow up" in "internet culture" later.

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 2 роки тому +1

      Count me out. All of my favourite characters are of my own making.

    • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
      @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 2 роки тому +6

      @@Bacony_Cakes _-then you know what you have to do-_

    • @Bacony_Cakes
      @Bacony_Cakes 2 роки тому +3

      ​@@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 If you mean what i think you mean, then i've already done that.

    • @longbeing
      @longbeing 2 роки тому +2

      You could try a retroactive test by convincing him to play Ace Attorney: SoJ and see what he thinks of the murder clown lady

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 2 роки тому +25

    0:57 Their friendship ended that day

  • @Weakest2huFan
    @Weakest2huFan 2 місяці тому +1

    The story time animator one hurts me so much. Because Jaiden is a real life person. And that hurts me

  • @sumguyiguess7697
    @sumguyiguess7697 Рік тому +3

    When something is loved by many,
    some people love it,
    too much

    • @enjoshi-godrez8775
      @enjoshi-godrez8775 Рік тому

      That depends more on who consented to see it. If that was never a discussion then there wouldn't be an issue.

    • @pinhead7422
      @pinhead7422 Рік тому +1

      Quote of the day lol

    • @enjoshi-godrez8775
      @enjoshi-godrez8775 Рік тому

      @@TSDD96 you can have both. Only a child would think otherwise.

    • @enjoshi-godrez8775
      @enjoshi-godrez8775 Рік тому

      @@TSDD96 well its true. 🤷‍♂️

  • @Neonnaise
    @Neonnaise 2 роки тому +380

    Growing up with the Gen 3 games, I've always had a liking to Gardevoir because of my fascination with ballroom dancing at the time. Its appearance resembling one of a ballroom gown was something I adored, and because of this, I saw Gardevoir as an extremely elegant and regal Pokemon!✨
    Then I discovered the Internet.😐

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 роки тому +31

      Yeah I had a special place in my heart for Gardevoir because Kirlia is a ballerina, and I always saw Kirlia as the student and Gardevoir as the master.

    • @WK-gx2zs
      @WK-gx2zs 2 роки тому +2

      How're you feeling about them now?

    • @Neonnaise
      @Neonnaise 2 роки тому +24

      @@WK-gx2zs I still genuinely like the 'mon! Gardevoir is an elegant, graceful Pokemon, absolutely brilliant in combat, and most importantly, cares about their trainer a great deal. They're neat!

    • @ry7hym
      @ry7hym 2 роки тому +4

      yep the internet is a bad place

    • @Miguel92398
      @Miguel92398 2 роки тому +5

      Gen 3 was my first and I like Gardevoir because it's a strong psychic type, rare to find (Thanks, Wally), and I can't get Alakazam because I had no Link Cable.

  • @Diamond_Aura
    @Diamond_Aura 2 роки тому +75

    What’s sad is that this happened sometimes years in advance before some sort of animation or fan base made it into what it is today, and yet it happened to him every darn time

  • @Hollow_Tim
    @Hollow_Tim Рік тому +3

    For me it just enhances everything.

  • @theforkedman3030
    @theforkedman3030 4 місяці тому +2

    I know how he feels. Lucario is my favorite Pokemon and... Yeah they're the Internet's favorite to.

  • @konajohnson6182
    @konajohnson6182 2 роки тому +559

    Honestly I can’t really blame Jacob, he is quite a cultured guy!! Also the internet sexualizes everything, I ain’t letting that tell me what I can and cannot like.

  • @Mangoscats
    @Mangoscats 2 роки тому +40

    It took me like 2 minutes to understand who his favorite story time animator was

  • @robotprincess1711
    @robotprincess1711 Рік тому +4

    this is my favorite clip the art is so good and the rapid-fire part killed me and then jaiden extra-killed me

  • @cosmicrift2763
    @cosmicrift2763 Рік тому +3

    bro vaporeon did NOT deserve that (i loved the eeveelutions growing up and vaporeon/sylveon were my 2 favorites☠️☠️)

  • @tsareenacore
    @tsareenacore 2 роки тому +661

    Seeing these comments makes me feel a lot better about being a Tsareena fan. I’ve been there with the weird reactions and people being gross but I just use that as a motivation to make SFW art and show people there is more to these characters than r34 and it’s been so rewarding. Something is only ruined if you let it be ruined, so don’t let anyone try and define you or what you like my friends. 💪

    • @river6797
      @river6797 2 роки тому +40

      The only weird thing I find weird about it is how they made its evolution requirement "leveling up while knowing stomp".

    • @RayramAureanBlue
      @RayramAureanBlue 2 роки тому +34

      @@river6797 Tsareena is mostly legs in height, that's not weird given that fact. It's basically plant Hitmonlee.

    • @BlackDogProductions
      @BlackDogProductions 2 роки тому +14

      Go you, tsareenacore! I honestly find myself with the same motivation, being a Nicole Watterson kinnie. I think everyone should be able to love the characters they want without any weird or outside views influencing that.

    • @river6797
      @river6797 2 роки тому +12

      @@RayramAureanBlue Yeah, but with the legs having a feminine, "thigh high boot" look to 'em, it just feels weird to me. Like it's almost begging for people to get gross about it with the whole "step on me" sort of stuff, which they do. Believe me, they do. But perhaps because I've seen so many of these degenerates in my lifetime, that has simply warped my whole view on things. Who knows.

    • @troncho1385
      @troncho1385 2 роки тому +20

      As a lopunny fan I support your cause, I have to always explain that she was my go to mega in ORAS or else everyone would look at me weird

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 2 роки тому +616

    I mean, look, you just have good taste. Ankha’s design is indeniably baller. There are a lot of other people which also like the design, which is why fanart gets made.

    • @Signedcentaur
      @Signedcentaur 2 роки тому +8

      Ankha is one thing, Cherry is another

    • @samiamrg7
      @samiamrg7 2 роки тому +1

      +SignedCentaur What do you mean?

    • @kingofwhitepowder7784
      @kingofwhitepowder7784 2 роки тому +19

      They like it a bit too much

    • @joelrobinson5457
      @joelrobinson5457 2 роки тому +33

      Sometimes the more nsfw art is genuinely how some people show their appreciation, its some strange but some people are like that, and it's kinda sweet depending on how you look at it, look at all the great artworks from the renaissance that feature nudity.
      Art is in the eye of the beholder, and looking at it in detail it's often easy to see how much love the artist has put into it,

    • @Badanimation401
      @Badanimation401 2 роки тому +1

      The first time I saw ankha I was like this looks really cool, scrolling the internet then bam character ruined

  • @calebsprouse3263
    @calebsprouse3263 2 роки тому +5

    That has got to be one of the funniest things Jaiden has ever said.

  • @A_Friendly_Slime
    @A_Friendly_Slime 2 роки тому +4

    A curse or a blessing? Honestly depending on the person I could see either being applicable.

  • @J4CKNO1R
    @J4CKNO1R 2 роки тому +203

    Luckily for me, Xurkitree can't be sexualized because everyone hates that Pokémon!

  • @skeleshifter
    @skeleshifter 2 роки тому +257

    Jaiden calling out the r34 community without doing it is fucking hilarious

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 2 роки тому +37

      Poor lassie. She doesn't deserve this

    • @maromania7
      @maromania7 2 роки тому +28

      I mean she's done it directly before, and immediately learned that asking them not to do something makes them triple down. Just ignoring/accepting it is all she can do, short of retiring.

    • @generalsynnacle23
      @generalsynnacle23 2 роки тому +16

      @@maromania7 Retirement won’t stop the lewd train.

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 2 роки тому +19

      @AT Productions Harrasment on both sides is not ok.

    • @skeleshifter
      @skeleshifter 2 роки тому

      @AT Productions really? I actually didn’t know that

  • @nekolga7722
    @nekolga7722 2 роки тому +1

    “So who’s your favorite story time animator”
    James

  • @D_YellowMadness
    @D_YellowMadness Рік тому +3

    It's funny because Gardevoir, Vaporeon, & Braixen are 3 of my favorite pokemon, Ankha & Whitney are two of my favorite Animal Crossing characters, Tifa was one of my two favorite FF7 characters when I was a kid, & my favorite story time animator is Jaiden.

    • @enjoshi-godrez8775
      @enjoshi-godrez8775 Рік тому +4

      I think you just like popular things.

    • @TonyNumber9
      @TonyNumber9 Рік тому +1

      @@enjoshi-godrez8775 that tends to happen surprisingly

  • @SmokeTheHorsehog
    @SmokeTheHorsehog 2 роки тому +114

    The sexualization of anything the Internet touches is just barely scratching the surface of how bad things can get with fandom creations.

  • @animorph17
    @animorph17 2 роки тому +52

    Gardevior is just objectively one of the best pokemon to have. It's a Medieval Knight (literally called Sir Knight in japanese) crossed with a guardian Lovecraftian horror that might be mistaken for an angel, then crossed again with a ballerina dancer. It's devoted to protecting you in a world so dangerous you can't leave your house without a pokemon escort, it has a wide variety of offensive, defensive, and support moves. It's habitat is an URBAN environment so it's literally evolved to live in cities and around civilized areas, you don't have to worry about it smashing walls apart. And to top it all off these things hit harder than arceus.

    • @Waxotoo
      @Waxotoo 2 роки тому +5

      you sounding more and more like that vaporeon copypasta....

    • @pef_v6107
      @pef_v6107 2 роки тому +7

      Did you know that in terms of Pokémon bodyguards Gardevoir is the

    • @animorph17
      @animorph17 2 роки тому +2

      @@Waxotoo Edit all the statements to describe how those traits could be useful in your sex life, and you pretty much have a new creepypasta on your hands. If you're not creative enough for that then just tack on "In bed" to the end of every sentence. It works alarmingly well.

    • @rickyrns1059
      @rickyrns1059 2 роки тому +12

      I’m glad someone else sees the eldridge abomination aspect of Gardevoir, it was honestly one of the things that made them really cool to me, just the fact that it has a uniquely unnatural presence among other Pokémon due to its lore, yet it’s still a beautiful Pokémon that is genuinely loyal to their trainer.

    • @insertname7325
      @insertname7325 2 роки тому +1

      @@rickyrns1059 I think letting off a blackhole to protect its owner would do more than just break some walls in a heavily populated urbanised area. Though again, I just don't see the Lovecraftian horror element, I see more Japanese Yokai elements as their mythology is full of dangerous but otherworldly beautiful looking women who are actually monsters capable of great harm. It's a common theme in Japanese folklore that if your wife is utterly gorgeous, a devoted housewife, gives you children, that they're probably a monster or spirit that's going to kill you the moment you break an absurd rule (or sometimes less absurd like infidelity).

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer Рік тому +3

    I have no clue what any of that was, but UA-cam decides to automatically load a video as I load the app, so congratulations on somehow achieving my view!

  • @hyprpoint
    @hyprpoint 10 місяців тому +4

    Who's your favorite MGS5 Character?

  • @TheHeavenlyRice
    @TheHeavenlyRice 2 роки тому +62

    I feel thissss,
    I grew up with Emerald (as the first one that I played with half a brain, rather than mashing A thru all of silver), and I caught a rare Pokémon early in the game! I caught Ralts, and stuck with it for the entire game, so Gardevoir was one of my favorites.
    Then I played Pearl, and I love bunnies. I caught a Buneary early on, and loved having a Lopunny…
    Also loved Ankha, she was one of my starting villagers in New Leaf, and I loved the Egyptian Aesthetic.
    Funny how that’s all worked out…

    • @liamhenderson3958
      @liamhenderson3958 Рік тому +3

      My favourite villiger was ankha too. I don't mind fan art depicting some (emphasis on some) villigers like that so much. Previous to NH she acted very full of herself, so i always made it out that she would partake in *that* as representation of her more egotistical persona (though not many peices are correctly illustrative of that, but they do exist). The problem is that there is a culture that has normalised the prevalence of such conversation, and made it so people assume that's the reason I like the character. Its so much worse for those that have a negative reaction to that kind of representation. People need to be emperthic to these people, but thats the Internet, i guess.

    • @tegamingother
      @tegamingother 9 місяців тому

      The ankha dance video was originally done by a person that made her look cuter than she normally is and the art style does make her look thiccer, and her dance too i guess, in it so naturally there would be other videos about that original video that make her not so appropriate. I she wasn't all that I think the internet still would've lol but that just my theory.

  • @ModernAegis
    @ModernAegis 2 роки тому +281

    As someone whose favorite NieR character is 2B, whose favorite DMC character is V, and whose favorite DBZ characters are female, I completely get where Alpharad is coming from.

    • @kagat2359
      @kagat2359 2 роки тому +56

      But Yoko Taro made 2B sexy out of his own volition though.

    • @jacemoran1190
      @jacemoran1190 2 роки тому +15

      I’ve never heard of V gettin the treatment, but I hate to hear it dude.

    • @emilianpaka725
      @emilianpaka725 2 роки тому +8

      "As someone whose favorite DMC character is V" I must applaud you for your great taste

    • @zoedorrahm
      @zoedorrahm 2 роки тому +43

      @@kagat2359 he even encouraged people to draw shit loads of porn of 2B. Hell, he's even got an entire folder dedicated to collecting it all

    • @ModernAegis
      @ModernAegis 2 роки тому +12

      @@jacemoran1190 He is the object of great thirst for straight women and gay men alike, and all the bisexuals inbetween.

  • @BlundergirlGalaxina
    @BlundergirlGalaxina Рік тому +1

    The title does speak the truth, nearly every normal thing has to suffer that fate. Pickles, Gardevoir, anything.

    • @BlundergirlGalaxina
      @BlundergirlGalaxina Рік тому

      This is a bot. Don listen to it.

    • @enjoshi-godrez8775
      @enjoshi-godrez8775 Рік тому

      It dod the exact opposite for other people. It all depends if you concented to look or talk about it.

  • @MysticMylesZ
    @MysticMylesZ Місяць тому +2

    0:20 I thought it was a fairy