Jerry Seinfeld I'm Telling You For The Last Time Part 1

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  • Jerry Seinfeld - I'm Telling You For The Last Time - Stand Up Comedy - Special - NY - Part 1
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  • @MisterMcKinney
    @MisterMcKinney 13 років тому +4

    I like how he doesn't need to curse, unlike many comedians.

  • @nuclearnuggets
    @nuclearnuggets 13 років тому +16

    his transitions are so smooth; from taxi drivers to airplanes to the state flag of Florida

    • @adamthomas1222
      @adamthomas1222 2 роки тому +1

      Idk if Jerry Seinfeld the only stand up you watch, but most stand ups are like this

  • @yoshioi
    @yoshioi 11 років тому +3

    Jerry Seinfeld has comedy you can relate to. What makes him unique is how he explains his jokes calmly with a unique soothing voice.

  • @archiecomicfan02
    @archiecomicfan02 14 років тому +11

    oh my god i love his facial expressions!

  • @Hightopsdynomite375
    @Hightopsdynomite375 14 років тому +3

    Hahahaha at 1:43 someone says "Jerry is a racist!"

  • @wallaceorin7887
    @wallaceorin7887 2 роки тому

    Pushing each other into bushes Bhahahaha 'but we're business men'

  • @SimonCy86
    @SimonCy86 13 років тому +7

    the best most down to earth stand up ever!

  • @Michaelcorleone71
    @Michaelcorleone71 14 років тому +2

    I Love Jerry Seinfeld!!

  • @usnavyman1
    @usnavyman1 13 років тому +2

    I have the CD for the whole show! Funny as hell!

  • @nightryder2387
    @nightryder2387 14 років тому

    hey i got a little water. LMAOOO!!!

  • @laddy933610
    @laddy933610 12 років тому +2

    I keep hearing the music from Seinfeld in my head.

  • @bigtimerushgirl123
    @bigtimerushgirl123 14 років тому

    haha i luv the part with the water in the airpost hahaha

  • @fufu8488
    @fufu8488 5 років тому

    Hat and 2 knuckles 🤣 9:27 state flag of Florida 😂

  • @djflipflop23
    @djflipflop23 14 років тому +2

    i loved what he said about the airport, i was just there yesterday so i can totally realate, especially about the prices ! :)
    "14 dollars for a tunafish sandwich, yeah thats fair".

  • @MSlips427
    @MSlips427 13 років тому +2

    I saw him live @ Santa Barbra , CA ...hilarious !!!!

  • @SySteel
    @SySteel 13 років тому +1

    @lalaurentide That's what makes him funny. He takes the simple things and breaks them down, exposing the comedy in every day life. It's your opinion, but that is what people see in him and laugh. It's simple humor, light humor!

  • @ballsdeepingurmom5271
    @ballsdeepingurmom5271 14 років тому +1

    this is a classic.

  • @desdemonadragon653
    @desdemonadragon653 2 роки тому

    I have this on CD! It's funny as (blank)! XD

  • @jameswentzkershawn001
    @jameswentzkershawn001 2 роки тому

    Part two. Part TWO!!! The last time!!!

  • @therealplease
    @therealplease 12 років тому

    Little Jerry for president !

  • @sauquoit13456
    @sauquoit13456 12 років тому

    Happy Birthday Jerry Seinfeld; born on this day in 1954. {Apr. 29th}

  • @MindstormRecords
    @MindstormRecords 13 років тому

    KRRRRAAAAMMMEEEERRRR!!!

  • @redbird8899
    @redbird8899 12 років тому +1

    3:38 - 4:02 best part!!!

  • @QShaque
    @QShaque 14 років тому

    heheheh the "Ø" is from planet Norway Jerry

  • @ApeWithB0ne
    @ApeWithB0ne 13 років тому

    wow. this material is soo tight

  • @WalksThroughLife
    @WalksThroughLife 13 років тому

    If I had two more hands I'd give this four thumbs up!

  • @bluzelovr
    @bluzelovr 12 років тому

    @gpolenik I think its the slight raising of his voice, not decibals, but tone, that questioning sound, that keeps us goin "yeah, he's right on there"

  • @MelbourneShorts11
    @MelbourneShorts11 12 років тому

    You need a chart of the elements....funny stuff

  • @mercegar08
    @mercegar08 13 років тому +1

    Seinfeld is brilliant !! :-)

  • @nammm3
    @nammm3 14 років тому

    Lol, niiice stand up:-) 8:45, Tim Allen needs to get credited:-P

  • @willowmylove
    @willowmylove 12 років тому +1

    .. Yah $14.00 for a tuna sandwich at the airport, we think thats fair"

  • @CamoFlex
    @CamoFlex 13 років тому +1

    @MisterMcKinney
    true, dane cook :roll eyes:

  • @StigOve
    @StigOve 13 років тому

    Haha... Hairdryer with a scope!!!

  • @raeuch
    @raeuch 13 років тому

    6:23 thats how i open candy

  • @scootteddy
    @scootteddy 14 років тому

    "Yeah, fourteen dollars. Tuna sandwich. We think that's fair."

  • @Mizabif
    @Mizabif 13 років тому +1

    Wouldn't Jerry Seinfeld be in the first class on a plane?

  • @mikess56
    @mikess56 14 років тому

    from 8:36-8:46 he reminds me of tim the tool man taylor :P

  • @hagglefaen
    @hagglefaen 13 років тому

    My name is *something*øøøøø*something*

  • @pssyco123
    @pssyco123 13 років тому

    the o with the line in it is: Ø and its danish

  • @keymaker410
    @keymaker410 14 років тому

    @Sukkerpige Actually, it could be two things. It could be theta, which is what you typed in, or it could be phi, which is the letter "O" with a vertical line through it.

  • @YouthEnergy
    @YouthEnergy 13 років тому +1

    @sturmraist50 I wouldn't go as far calling it theft. Carlin mostly covered the phrases and words they use at the airport, while Jerry covered experiences. Carlin's bit is still waay superior though. Greatest of all time.

  • @Collatty
    @Collatty 12 років тому

    True that

  • @TheJamieRayn
    @TheJamieRayn 13 років тому

    xD SOOOOOO funny!

  • @daviddennison4201
    @daviddennison4201 2 роки тому

    JS is the best

  • @livelife441
    @livelife441 13 років тому

    @glonasett dear lord XD

  • @warilban
    @warilban 13 років тому

    bowling ball candle..lol

  • @KaylaMarie_
    @KaylaMarie_ 12 років тому

    The moment when the top comments are referencing top comments that aren't top comments anymore.

  • @LoafofCat
    @LoafofCat 14 років тому +1

    1:48 "jerry is a racist!"

  • @scootteddy
    @scootteddy 14 років тому

    @hawaiichic405 I so remember those days. I traveled a lot when I was really young. Our little Greensboro, NC airport was literally.. he just paints a picture perfectly... with hilarious words.

  • @Vranabg
    @Vranabg 12 років тому

    Touche

  • @quickdemonshadow
    @quickdemonshadow 12 років тому

    @SonnyDelight69 just one word >>> "SEINFELD" the Best Sitcom Ever!!!

  • @jamesvozar1
    @jamesvozar1 13 років тому

    he needs to update this bit for the TSA hands down pants goons

  • @pezus
    @pezus 12 років тому

    Right. Keep telling yourself that's the reason they are at war.

  • @scootteddy
    @scootteddy 14 років тому

    @beefMERCIFUL I agree!! It's definitely BRILLIANT

  • @goblinob
    @goblinob 12 років тому

    8:36 i guess Tim Allen shaves on planes

  • @Conspiracyknowledge
    @Conspiracyknowledge 13 років тому +2

    either you LOVE jerry (like me) or you just dont get it!

  • @al-jameljohnson8805
    @al-jameljohnson8805 2 роки тому

    Jerry is funny as fuck!!!

  • @raeuch
    @raeuch 13 років тому

    8:38 Tim Taylor grunt

  • @texaslonghorn2010
    @texaslonghorn2010 12 років тому +2

    @Collatty Oh no! An angry European! Everyone run, he might lose a war at us!

  • @glopperman
    @glopperman 12 років тому

    @Collatty hey its not only Norwegian letter. its danísh too !

  • @jimwormmaster
    @jimwormmaster 14 років тому

    @Tsugo582 Though one wonders why there's a thing for razors....when you're not allowed to carry them on the plane in the first place! (speaking of security...)

  • @DailyMotionBetter
    @DailyMotionBetter 11 років тому +1

    All is fair, Håkon.
    Norwegian comedians mock the U.S. also.
    Great Norwegian comedians such as......

  • @abdelmounaimdaoudi8936
    @abdelmounaimdaoudi8936 11 років тому

    he's a darling man a darling man!!!

  • @YouthEnergy
    @YouthEnergy 14 років тому +1

    If anything, he got to use them with Carlins permission. They're were great friends.

  • @out6of6my6mind
    @out6of6my6mind 12 років тому

    @Collatty Yeah, only about 550 billion... but Norway is much smaller and only has 5 million people haha

  • @AZWIN90
    @AZWIN90 13 років тому

    @JumpStartation he says "pyrenees pyrenees"

  • @MrKite
    @MrKite 13 років тому

    bowlingball with a candel stick go through

  • @MrKite
    @MrKite 13 років тому

    @Mizabif yes along with george carlin(R.I.P.)

  • @Dowva
    @Dowva  15 років тому

    eyzonm3, This is due to the fact that, at the time, the other videos on UA-cam had some parts missing. I had to add/cut certain parts to have the entire show available... :-) Besides, I really don't see the harm in that...? Thanks alot

  • @sondre2409
    @sondre2409 11 років тому

    Thomas Gjertsen is pretty funny, never heard him mock the US yet.

  • @eyzonm3
    @eyzonm3 15 років тому

    i dont get why people post the same videos when there are 10s of other uploads which are the same.

  • @Vassild
    @Vassild 13 років тому

    12 dislikes are newman

  • @wonkywaddlingwaterwingedwriter
    @wonkywaddlingwaterwingedwriter 12 років тому

    I'm actually impressed with a lot of the Nordic countries because they have a relatively high standard of living and have a grasp of the concept that every person leaves an eco-footprint on our planet. Which is definitely lacking in the United States, waste capital of the world. Just seems like a very responsible part of the world... in regards to taking care of the planet without foregoing technology.

  • @glopperman
    @glopperman 13 років тому

    @freddyzcount90 hurra for dannebrog! XD

  • @munkenmedguran
    @munkenmedguran 13 років тому

    @lalaurentide making him one of the most popular comedians through all time kinda proves you wrong...

  • @Lynixai
    @Lynixai 13 років тому

    @freddyzcount90 Så hvordan ville du skrive at man skulle udtale det, hvis man var engelsk og ikke vidste hvordan det udtales?

  • @Cmayjalook
    @Cmayjalook 13 років тому

    4 people like Tom Arnold

  • @scootteddy
    @scootteddy 14 років тому

    @BrutalMind1984 HAHAHAH that made my day! im gonna make a point to do that.. it will make my day each time

  • @freddyzcount90
    @freddyzcount90 13 років тому

    @jaysteels it's a scandanavian letter, it's pronounced very different from O.

  • @flamecrew9atroblox958
    @flamecrew9atroblox958 2 роки тому

    When it ruins your car so you have to sell it.

  • @ChaoticRain1
    @ChaoticRain1 14 років тому

    The symbol for Boron is just B...

  • @Heliosphan15
    @Heliosphan15 12 років тому

    @Collatty
    America is winning! :D

  • @seasea93
    @seasea93 13 років тому

    @MisterMcKinney spot on babe

  • @PhilaFan5
    @PhilaFan5 12 років тому

    The good old days when razor blades were allowed on planes.

  • @Lynixai
    @Lynixai 13 років тому

    @freddyzcount90 Actually, it's a danish letter. We're the only country in the world who uses it i believe.
    And i think the closest you'd come to ''pronouncing'' it in text would be: Uhm, but without the M at the end.. idk

  • @rolandojimenezs13
    @rolandojimenezs13 13 років тому

    hey just to say i almost peed

  • @BugsnClovers
    @BugsnClovers 13 років тому

    @LirkoB Are you a taxi driver? lol

  • @indian4042
    @indian4042 2 роки тому

    Anyone here in 2021?

  • @crazydudetz
    @crazydudetz 12 років тому

    No more razor blades allowed on planes

  • @michelthegreatable
    @michelthegreatable 13 років тому

    what is that some kind of bowling ball candle? ROFLMAO

  • @TheDarkSatirist
    @TheDarkSatirist 13 років тому

    @MisterMcKinney not necessary true check out "Talking Funny" with him, Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock, and Louis CK

  • @Keegan3005
    @Keegan3005 13 років тому

    @wiigenius was there supposed to be a curse there?

  • @meda789
    @meda789 13 років тому

    @MisterMcKinney sometimes cursing makes it funny but i see what u mean..

  • @TheCenzo0022
    @TheCenzo0022 12 років тому

    haha when was this.??

  • @VishalGReturns
    @VishalGReturns 14 років тому

    the symbol for boron is B isn't it?

  • @razva81
    @razva81 13 років тому

    well Jerry, in Europe we don`t have that Glass :)))) how about that ?

  • @SkratchMusic
    @SkratchMusic 13 років тому

    @mistermckinney i totally agree! plus i can watch this on comedy central and still laugh! i'll be watchin dane cook, every other word will be bleeped out and i really cant laugh at anything!

  • @m_jay5
    @m_jay5 2 роки тому +1

    It's so different without the Seinfeld theme after his punchlines.

    • @ezzz42
      @ezzz42 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/NcY3vTHfqgk/v-deo.html
      play in another window, gold!

  • @MSDK
    @MSDK 13 років тому

    which year was this?

  • @jaysteels
    @jaysteels 13 років тому

    I dønt knøw what he means abøut the ø with a line gøing thrøugh it?