Has anyone been to the gym lately?

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  • @starlingswallow
    @starlingswallow 4 роки тому +2248

    "8 treadmills and he pics the one right next to me?"
    This is how I feel about public bathroom stalls!!!!

    • @braderwin9620
      @braderwin9620 4 роки тому +64

      I worked with a guy that always made an out of order sign for the nest stall every time he went to the restroom

    • @yumengliu8347
      @yumengliu8347 4 роки тому +26

      @@braderwin9620 that's a great idea actually...

    • @jaytotheell
      @jaytotheell 4 роки тому +13

      @@braderwin9620 omg that's brilliant!!

    • @jeffreyjewell75
      @jeffreyjewell75 4 роки тому

      People want to be loved

    • @0193project
      @0193project 4 роки тому +63

      That's how I feel about parking spaces. I park far away from others on purpose but it never fails that some idiot parks right next to me despite the fact that there are 20 other spaces

  • @Violet3017
    @Violet3017 11 місяців тому +49

    We went to see Seinfeld in Winnipeg, Canada last May and unbeknownst to us, Sebastian was the opening act! I didn’t even know who he was, but he was hilarious! So we got a 2 for 1 show!!! So lucky to see him live!
    And now, each day I try to watch 1 or 2 of his videos just to be able to laugh out loud at life’s absurdities!!

    • @Adrian-op5ni
      @Adrian-op5ni 6 місяців тому +1

      So lucky. He’s my favorite comedian right now. So funny. 😂

  • @caiosartori4499
    @caiosartori4499 4 роки тому +1617

    "Valet jog" is soooo underated in this special. What a great line!. Fantastic material.

    • @parispoet
      @parispoet 3 роки тому +2

      That was AWESOME!!! Or the face he puts of sipping on his water backpack! 🤣🤣

    • @DannyNY
      @DannyNY 3 роки тому +15

      Let me get your Mercedes

    • @pbrazor50
      @pbrazor50 2 роки тому +4

      I also liked "bitch buds." LOL!

    • @Learn2oo
      @Learn2oo 2 роки тому +1

      Really? It didn’t interrupt my breathing whatsoever?

    • @Learn2oo
      @Learn2oo 2 роки тому

      What other remarkably low hanging fruit are you entertained by?

  • @theironworker781
    @theironworker781 Рік тому +202

    His delivery is everything.

    • @MrProzanoff
      @MrProzanoff Рік тому +2

      Especially with the side skips

    • @johnnyoravec
      @johnnyoravec Рік тому

      Yep basically doing Andrew dice clay.

    • @kwajotube
      @kwajotube 4 дні тому

      FACTS🤣😆🤣😆

  • @jones9309
    @jones9309 4 роки тому +3892

    This guy is something special. His material is literally just telling stories in the most Italian way possible 😂

    • @mr.squidward9936
      @mr.squidward9936 4 роки тому +83

      There's actually a more Italian way possible. Like, in ITALIAN maybe?

    • @jones9309
      @jones9309 4 роки тому +31

      But is it more profitable ? Didn't think so

    • @jones9309
      @jones9309 4 роки тому +3

      Every entertainer has there crowd

    • @boxingandbulldogs6341
      @boxingandbulldogs6341 4 роки тому +21

      He's American.

    • @jones9309
      @jones9309 4 роки тому +3

      @Brandon S your the guy he was talking about at the gym oh wait you don't go to the gym

  • @jasonmontgomery9268
    @jasonmontgomery9268 Рік тому +26

    I can’t stand that when there’s LITERALLY 17 other treadmills open and people COME RIGHT NEXT TO ME!!! I felt his pain!!! 😂😂😂

  • @1purplerose
    @1purplerose 4 роки тому +103

    ..."his bitch buds!" LMAO!!!!!!
    Sebastian is the very best! Would love to see his act in person.

  • @truthteller4442
    @truthteller4442 4 роки тому +253

    "You don't bring your stretch to da mill." 😂😂

  • @MrsJune82
    @MrsJune82 4 роки тому +1260

    His physical comedy kills me 🤣

    • @christinefigari9805
      @christinefigari9805 4 роки тому +10

      It’s what cracks me up!

    • @59missedcalls
      @59missedcalls 4 роки тому +23

      True Italian storytelling

    • @MichaelHplus
      @MichaelHplus 4 роки тому +22

      The best is his Chipotle bit. The way he jumps through the ingrdient stations 🤭

    • @elianamiller2666
      @elianamiller2666 4 роки тому +4

      ABSOLUTELY, @MrsJune82 I get to where I JUST CAN NOT stop laughing.

    • @ThexXxXxOLOxXxXx
      @ThexXxXxOLOxXxXx 4 роки тому +3

      He's an absolute pro acter bro.

  • @victoryone12
    @victoryone12 4 роки тому +411

    This guy is one of the funniest comedians in America. He knows how to turn real life type stuff into humor.

    • @JackieOgle
      @JackieOgle 2 роки тому +1

      I 💯agree. I recently came across his videos on UA-cam and wonder, "Where have I been?" This guy is freakin' hilarious! I have binge watched his videos this whole weekend crying!

    • @ChiliCheeseD0g
      @ChiliCheeseD0g 2 роки тому +15

      Yeah, no. Any good comedian turns real life into humor. This guy is not one of them. He is just as bad as Jim Breuer. Telling a story awkwardly is not humor.

    • @dopernope7018
      @dopernope7018 2 роки тому +3

      @@ChiliCheeseD0g you’re so out of pocket.

    • @user-up3tv2ei7g
      @user-up3tv2ei7g 2 роки тому +2

      So does every other comedian?

    • @Seducers
      @Seducers 2 роки тому +1

      I just saw him live lastnight. Bro I couldn’t stop laughing. He was mocking “identity culture” , c0vïd-19. U gotta see him live.

  • @nosnerd1967
    @nosnerd1967 4 роки тому +1561

    “Ain’t sweating through clothing ...those days are done” lol

  • @adamturner8732
    @adamturner8732 4 роки тому +234

    Sebastián says on stage what every normal guy in reality sees and goes wtf. 100 percent spot on

  • @cliftonboyz1959
    @cliftonboyz1959 4 роки тому +708

    He must love social distancing!

  • @UptownMilitia
    @UptownMilitia 2 роки тому +290

    As a man who goes to the gym and works valet, I feel personally attacked with how accurate that 5.0 valet jog reference

  • @mgfan81
    @mgfan81 4 роки тому +40

    "Bitch Buds" best phrase coined by you since "Taking A Lonely"

  • @edwardmclaughlin7935
    @edwardmclaughlin7935 11 місяців тому +2

    Just found this bloke. Brilliant. His observation and his physical portrayal, just so funny. Reminds me of what Billy Connolly used to do.

  • @mr.q6265
    @mr.q6265 4 роки тому +363

    Sebastian makes me non depressed

    • @LisaCrapella
      @LisaCrapella 4 роки тому +5

      Right 🙌✅😂😂

    • @awesomedeb9922
      @awesomedeb9922 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @Queen.AnneBoleyn
      @Queen.AnneBoleyn 4 роки тому +5

      Me too...lol I wish I had a hilarious husband.

    • @tecc8380
      @tecc8380 4 роки тому +4

      Fantastic!! More importantly, can YOU make YOU non-depressed? 20 year survivor of severe depression here 😁❤🌎

    • @tashat60
      @tashat60 4 роки тому

      Yes!😇🥰

  • @margarinetaintedgreen8140
    @margarinetaintedgreen8140 2 роки тому +7

    “Don’t do some weird workout that you saw.”
    The “side skips” also got me.

  • @uneedtherapy42
    @uneedtherapy42 4 роки тому +2576

    Have ever thought you were totally alone in the idea that 92% of humanity annoys the living sh** out of you and then you discovered Sebastian and you were no longer alone? Yea me too

    • @wendklenff133
      @wendklenff133 4 роки тому +22

      i guess we need therapy.

    • @ericwade3968
      @ericwade3968 4 роки тому +10

      @@wendklenff133 tried it, didn't work.

    • @raidrfrk
      @raidrfrk 4 роки тому +15

      The Ross store bit is the best
      looks like a bomb went off in there

    • @pheonixoutthe6478
      @pheonixoutthe6478 4 роки тому

      Heart

    • @Kingdom_of_God777
      @Kingdom_of_God777 4 роки тому +11

      I didn’t even laugh one time during this guy
      I thought he was annoying actually

  • @deninevh
    @deninevh 3 роки тому +463

    I'm just happy that I'm not the only one bothered by every single damned thing that people do.

    • @the-livingkrystal-marinyma5117
      @the-livingkrystal-marinyma5117 3 роки тому +9

      there is no point though because you cat control others that is a deep set in limiting belief you need to work it out to progress in life

    • @infidel900rr
      @infidel900rr 3 роки тому +2

      They're the worst!

    • @AntBalzano
      @AntBalzano 3 роки тому +6

      I can’t imagine how hard it is to be you

    • @deninevh
      @deninevh 3 роки тому +5

      @@AntBalzano it isn't difficult at all. Usually people who like Sebastian have a sense of humor so maybe you just wandered into the wrong room then, mmm?

    • @deninevh
      @deninevh 3 роки тому

      It isn't difficult at all. No imagination needed.

  • @pheonixoutthe6478
    @pheonixoutthe6478 4 роки тому +16

    Dudes voice and cadance is hilarious

  • @easykill_4522
    @easykill_4522 Рік тому +14

    He makes it sound so dramatic I love it 😂

  • @aziaprince797
    @aziaprince797 4 роки тому +90

    "He bought a Cinema to the gym."

  • @pm_-wm1wq
    @pm_-wm1wq 4 роки тому +28

    “Don’t do some weird workout that you saw.” 😂

  • @endarkenedeyes
    @endarkenedeyes 4 роки тому +131

    “You don’t bring your stretch to the mil”

  • @k.gibson2032
    @k.gibson2032 4 роки тому +76

    There’s three jackets in this world. James Dean’s jacket, Michael Jackson’s jackets, and this jacket... Sebastian’s jacket.

    • @robfromvan
      @robfromvan Рік тому +2

      What about the Eddie Murphy Raw jacket?

    • @harrysingh6023
      @harrysingh6023 10 місяців тому +1

      What about Rocco DeMeo’s jacket? The jaaaaaaccccckkkkkeeeettttttttt!

    • @ffaa840
      @ffaa840 8 місяців тому

      Mcfly jacket 😂

    • @Adrian-op5ni
      @Adrian-op5ni 6 місяців тому

      Add Nvidia CEO jacket to the list.

    • @pattycakesinc
      @pattycakesinc 3 дні тому

      @@harrysingh6023 Guy had the toughest reputation in Essex county, but he didn't come back when I was through with him

  • @t-bagbagwell1327
    @t-bagbagwell1327 4 роки тому +559

    Dislikes came from people who train beside sebastian at the gym.

  • @lisag18
    @lisag18 4 роки тому +64

    If that running guy was next to me, I'd get off and find another treadmill. I HATE people like that

  • @zachhynd
    @zachhynd 4 роки тому +48

    "Now he starts sideskipping...oh my god" 🤭🤣😂

  • @vicerichter1163
    @vicerichter1163 3 роки тому +10

    he always sounds like he's one minor inconvenience away from severely beating someone

  • @antoniotorres3754
    @antoniotorres3754 4 роки тому +428

    My cousin gave me the dirtiest look, when I called his $250 Dre beats "Bitch Buds" last year.. the look was PRICELESS! Thanks Sabastian!

    • @mr.squidward9936
      @mr.squidward9936 4 роки тому +5

      That part was not funny at all. They're headphones that don't get in your way. Just the thing for working out and not imposing your music tastes on others. Lots of people use them, and there's nothing bitch about them.

    • @omilett
      @omilett 4 роки тому +65

      @@mr.squidward9936 Real sense of humor you got there!

    • @brennyhughes7251
      @brennyhughes7251 4 роки тому +4

      Lo Lo 😂🤣😘

    • @mr.squidward9936
      @mr.squidward9936 4 роки тому +3

      Lo Lo I do. I love comedy, but I only laugh at the funny stuff.

    • @alexc6414
      @alexc6414 4 роки тому +23

      @@mr.squidward9936 Found the guy with bitch buds.

  • @Truthlight403
    @Truthlight403 4 роки тому +24

    I’m Italian from CA and these stories and his demeanor is soooo relatable...forget about it...

    • @luannhouck5050
      @luannhouck5050 2 роки тому +2

      I know, me too! They don’t get me out here, lol😎

    • @christinasophiapaterno9022
      @christinasophiapaterno9022 2 роки тому +1

      @@luannhouck5050 Luann I’m an Italian from NY who lives in Rocklin CA and I feel like a complete outsider. They in fact do not get us in California. Maybe we should try LA, lots of Italians and Jews have migrated there I think.

  • @inspiration708
    @inspiration708 7 місяців тому +6

    Watch this guy and you'll never be depressed 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
    He is the FUNNIEST EVER!!!! Glad I found him!!!

  • @PaulMAruba11
    @PaulMAruba11 3 роки тому +14

    His physical comedy carries his material so well !!

  • @mikestiffler2056
    @mikestiffler2056 4 роки тому +339

    You don’t bring your stretch to the mill

    • @THEWIELDBOYS8700
      @THEWIELDBOYS8700 4 роки тому +1

      Lol 😆

    • @strugglestrive348
      @strugglestrive348 4 роки тому

      I do that!

    • @CajunAdrienne
      @CajunAdrienne 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂

    • @seletarroots3258
      @seletarroots3258 4 роки тому +1

      Mike Stiffler
      That´s facts tho. People need to be more mindful at the gym.

    • @jcbulldog533
      @jcbulldog533 4 роки тому +1

      @ I know,if they only knew they look like idiots doing that. It's like they're showing off,but for who??

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo 4 роки тому +40

    "it''s a valet jog" 😂😂😂

  • @fitgirl51
    @fitgirl51 4 роки тому +116

    I can watch this clip over and over and laugh just as hard every time. As a personal trainer, I see it constantly!! Not much exaggeration there of course!! :) There is so much material that you can get in the gym! LOL

  • @jenniferh8961
    @jenniferh8961 10 місяців тому +4

    His description of that guy at the gym is PRICELESS 🎉 😭

  • @CarrieV9
    @CarrieV9 4 роки тому +77

    Thanks for making us laugh, Sebastian!

  • @tjnaples
    @tjnaples 3 роки тому +4

    Italian storytelling volume level 11.

  • @danielmann316
    @danielmann316 4 роки тому +108

    'I'm gettin' bothered'

    • @JW-vd4il
      @JW-vd4il 4 роки тому +4

      This is me, too. That's why I love him so much.
      One time my Mom and I were out for lunch and I said, "You know what bugs, me?..." and she sighed and said, "So MUCH bugs you." 😂
      Luckily most of my friends are also people who "get bothered" and we laugh it out with each other.

    • @danielmann316
      @danielmann316 4 роки тому +1

      @@JW-vd4il this whole world's getting crazy, easy to get bothered mate.

    • @missdream4
      @missdream4 4 роки тому +2

      "I'm uncomfortable that you're comfortable" Lol

    • @raidrfrk
      @raidrfrk 3 роки тому +1

      Love it 😀

  • @MrPlanes747
    @MrPlanes747 2 роки тому +6

    That guy on the treadmill sitting in the crowd: 👁 👄 👁

  • @LexTheGrey
    @LexTheGrey 3 роки тому +18

    This one and the Uber driver bit are by far my two favorites. So much visual and storytelling combined to humor the viewer. Perfect material!

  • @marygigantelli3233
    @marygigantelli3233 9 місяців тому +2

    absolutely love Sabastion, i cry laughing, saw him in Tampa , a gift from my kids laughed our A

  • @AnitaHanjaaab
    @AnitaHanjaaab 3 роки тому +17

    Lmao “Side SkHips” 😂 The pronunciation of certain words makes every joke funnier. Lol

  • @FissyTV
    @FissyTV 2 роки тому +26

    His style of jokes and his delivery/cadence is what really bleeds through his act and keeps him memorable in your short term memory, he’s excellent at what he does fs

  • @5winder
    @5winder 8 місяців тому +6

    What a gifted performer. Praise the giver.

  • @JackieOgle
    @JackieOgle 2 роки тому +8

    Most comics tell jokes. He tells life his way! 🤣

  • @velloremel
    @velloremel 4 роки тому +69

    His comedy bits and a cuppa coffee, my day starts better!

    • @tatttoon
      @tatttoon 3 роки тому +1

      💕cuppa coffee💅🏽
      WOOOW, I also talk like this. Kinda weird reading it out loud.

  • @robdug7774
    @robdug7774 9 місяців тому +3

    He ain't t wrong . Space is everything

  • @zachhynd
    @zachhynd 4 роки тому +25

    "Let me go get your Mercedes" 😅😂

  • @maggiehill159
    @maggiehill159 4 роки тому +34

    Can anyone else watch this brilliant comedian over and over again?! Every time I work out (home gym since stupid covid) I think of this sketch!

  • @alexvienv
    @alexvienv 4 роки тому +289

    The part where he drank from the water tube got me. Reminded me of a rabbit or a hamster 🤣

    • @jackiekurtz6494
      @jackiekurtz6494 4 роки тому +4

      LMBO for real 😂😂 just being a water bottle like everyone else! 😂

    • @missdream4
      @missdream4 4 роки тому +3

      It reminded me of a baby suckling at his mom's boob hahaha

    • @branch311
      @branch311 4 роки тому +11

      They’re actually super convenient on hikes or runs (outside). I’ve never seen someone use it indoors.

    • @dimsumdaddy9460
      @dimsumdaddy9460 3 роки тому +3

      Me too! He figured out how to suck on his own finger in the most ridiculous looking way possible

    • @javierdelgado1554
      @javierdelgado1554 2 роки тому +3

      My friend actually had one of those because he liked to run long distances...to use it in a gym is very weird and funny.

  • @Perichoresis777
    @Perichoresis777 4 роки тому +14

    “Just do what we’re doin. Not something...that you saw.”

  • @joshcordero5262
    @joshcordero5262 4 роки тому +80

    I cannot run on a treadmill with another grown man looking right at me...doing siiideeee skiippsss 😂😭

  • @TLR1219
    @TLR1219 Рік тому +4

    He deserves a million subscribers

  • @CD-bn7el
    @CD-bn7el 4 роки тому +461

    He is so hysterical there is a guy at my gym that does side skips!🤣

    • @brendanmcpike184
      @brendanmcpike184 4 роки тому +7

      On the treadmill? 😂Regardless that's weird

    • @rvegasguy_5216
      @rvegasguy_5216 4 роки тому +4

      So annoying the side skippers cause you know they are looking at you.

    • @sarahl9201
      @sarahl9201 4 роки тому

      Oh lord

    • @rabbitss1140
      @rabbitss1140 4 роки тому +6

      these guys are everywhere and they are intensely irritating

    • @TheFirstGroover
      @TheFirstGroover 4 роки тому

      @@rabbitss1140 agree. Why they do that?

  • @werebranded
    @werebranded 4 роки тому +31

    Imagine the guy he’s talking about watching this 😂 😯

  • @tederoo
    @tederoo 4 роки тому +35

    Let's face it, he's one funny guy, and people as he describes them are indeed hilarious when he does his routine, he's funny, he's Italian, and great at what he does, physical humor to act out his skit. Really a funny guy and very observant

  • @MelloDeeBeats
    @MelloDeeBeats 2 роки тому +1

    This hit my algorithm randomly and this was WILDLY funny 😂😂😭😭😭

  • @jeanneblondewomanstamping9788
    @jeanneblondewomanstamping9788 4 роки тому +257

    OMG. That is hysterical! Probably the same type of person who picks the toilet stall right next to yours to do their business - when there are ample vacant stalls all around. 😖

    • @jayneporter1640
      @jayneporter1640 4 роки тому +18

      Seriously, before COVID, every damn day. Why do people DO this??? Give people spatial privacy!

    • @williamcostigan91
      @williamcostigan91 4 роки тому +27

      The same pricks that park their car right next to yours despite having the whole damn parking lot.

    • @glockgrandma2517
      @glockgrandma2517 4 роки тому +7

      William Costigan which is why I park away from the store. If the place has cart corrals I park as close as possible to one of them but on the far side. I’d rather walk a mile in the hot sun than close to the front where I could get my door dinged lol and I only drive a 7 yr old golf but it’s in perfect condition 👌🏻

    • @andrewhawksworthwood1372
      @andrewhawksworthwood1372 4 роки тому

      Lmfao

    • @electron7659
      @electron7659 4 роки тому +7

      Or when you want to go eat at a fast food place and sit in a booth at the end so you can be by yourself in peace and then two dudes skip like 5 empty booths and decide to sit in the booth next to yours laughing loudly and being annoying. 🤬😠😡

  • @laurenferguson959
    @laurenferguson959 7 місяців тому +2

    I was married to an Italian (and his family) for 17 years. Thanks to Sebastian I now laugh about it.

  • @jenniferh8961
    @jenniferh8961 10 місяців тому +3

    “Those days are done!!!” LMAO😂🤣😆 “Valet jog” 😂😂😂

  • @annsgal2025
    @annsgal2025 2 роки тому +2

    I love his "angry" style humor.

  • @lslewis
    @lslewis 4 роки тому +270

    The whole time, I'm imagining this guy in the gym is Ben Stiller for some reason XD

    • @alexrandell9199
      @alexrandell9199 4 роки тому +8

      Yea that checks out

    • @Famedkevin
      @Famedkevin 4 роки тому +15

      The description fits his White Goodman character from Dodgeball to a T

    • @kirnpu
      @kirnpu 4 роки тому +2

      @@Famedkevin Yep!

    • @michelemattia5021
      @michelemattia5021 4 роки тому

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee 4 роки тому

      Makes sense!

  • @leslievanduzee9282
    @leslievanduzee9282 8 місяців тому +2

    He cracks me up with his facial comedy! 😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @rejubi-minkaokose6836
    @rejubi-minkaokose6836 4 роки тому +103

    Thank you for "bitch pods". No, really, God bless you, Sebastian!😪

    • @frankzaccari
      @frankzaccari 4 роки тому +1

      Love this guy

    • @andymeier5498
      @andymeier5498 4 роки тому +8

      "bitch buds"

    • @MyTEEsharp1
      @MyTEEsharp1 4 роки тому +3

      Was planning on buying some, not anymore!!!!
      🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @carolynday391
    @carolynday391 9 місяців тому +2

    This guy is fucking amazing !! Never a dull moment ! Lmao 😂

  • @wertytrewqa
    @wertytrewqa 11 місяців тому +3

    I like how he punchlines on the way to the punchline

  • @Jammiefoxyroxyberglund
    @Jammiefoxyroxyberglund 4 місяці тому +1

    You sir… are the next generation of comedy…. Thank you!!!! You literally oooze sarcasm!!!! I efffin love it!!!!

  • @liahamilton8931
    @liahamilton8931 4 роки тому +224

    My friend did the hardcore sprinting on the treadmill and he fell off. He was fine but it was pretty funny

    • @megaxboxx
      @megaxboxx 4 роки тому +3

      ur gorgeous, and ur comment was alright, whats ur ig? lmao

    • @nicklanza3376
      @nicklanza3376 4 роки тому +6

      hmm hmm nope it’s not dong get he number

    • @christinefigari9805
      @christinefigari9805 4 роки тому +2

      Nick Lanza lol!!

    • @sean9177
      @sean9177 4 роки тому

      @@nicklanza3376 I know right lol

    • @garbageworld9367
      @garbageworld9367 4 роки тому +2

      @@JayLupe You're pretty handsome yourself, daddykinz. Got a Myspace I can add you on?

  • @lucia-madridnishinojurado
    @lucia-madridnishinojurado 4 роки тому +8

    His animated body workout is a need to be seen not just heard because that’s part of the comedy Hilarous 💗 this guy!

  • @nealdoherty4923
    @nealdoherty4923 4 роки тому +5

    This show is from Atlantic City last September at the Borgata. Sebastian was making fun of us because we were at the 5 o’clock show and he was calling us all old .It was a great show and the guy who open for him killed it..

  • @ianelliott5403
    @ianelliott5403 6 місяців тому +1

    You can tell he's so disgusted/defeated when he goes Those days are done! XD

  • @greco37
    @greco37 4 роки тому +206

    Should've faced your neighbor and had a “skip-off”.

  • @lisabeckstrom9594
    @lisabeckstrom9594 10 місяців тому +2

    Water backpack, too funny!!
    😂😂😂

  • @Saitam79
    @Saitam79 4 роки тому +21

    Lmao.. he's telling the story of what goes on in almost every gym.. Damn.. I miss the gym

  • @axe2grind244
    @axe2grind244 2 роки тому +2

    “Just do what we are doing….” 🤣

  • @DQ2you2
    @DQ2you2 4 роки тому +10

    Keep Bringing Joy To the World & We'll keep watchin'!

  • @mariem1064
    @mariem1064 7 місяців тому +2

    This is so much me! This guy is just telling my whole life experience 😂😂😂😂

  • @alfie6129
    @alfie6129 3 роки тому +7

    He’s the only comedian where I believe everything he says.

    • @gmar7836
      @gmar7836 3 роки тому +1

      Try Carlin. He too speaks the truth and he will crack your ass with laughter

  • @MrFademaio
    @MrFademaio 2 роки тому +1

    The treadmill annoyance is still not in the same realm as the people in the sauna. They always find new ways to bother me when I just want to sweat my fat head off in peace

  • @Francisco-ig4bz
    @Francisco-ig4bz 3 роки тому +2

    I use those spaces on the treadmill. I'm not leaving my keys and wallet in the locker.

    • @beatsNstrings
      @beatsNstrings 11 годин тому

      the trick is leaving your keys in your car and just having one car clicker in your pocket not some janitors behemoth key ring

  • @Sports_Geek
    @Sports_Geek 4 роки тому +3

    the "bitch buds" impersonation has me rolling, i can totally see the guy his talking about and I am not even there, we've all met those guyz

  • @PearlJamAndBiscuits
    @PearlJamAndBiscuits 4 роки тому +1

    3 am cant sleep due to spinal pain, so my go-to pain reliever is Sebastian. If you can get someone laughing when they are in so much pain they want to cry, that's impressive!

  • @emtydoctrine
    @emtydoctrine 4 роки тому +80

    As an ultra-runner, when I have to go to the gym for a run, what Seb is saying here is absolutely true.

    • @realitylime4896
      @realitylime4896 2 роки тому +8

      As a power lifter we laugh at ultra runners

    • @barberman2737
      @barberman2737 2 роки тому

      @@realitylime4896 , my dad can beat up your dad.

    • @privacyplease64
      @privacyplease64 2 роки тому

      ​@@realitylime4896 Everybody is impressed by someone running 100 miles. On the other hand, powerlifting is kind of a loser sport. Nobody cares about it, you can't make any money at it, and most powerlifters are fat and ugly. It's incredibly unhealthy in many cases due being fat and using steroids.

    • @alanc1243
      @alanc1243 2 роки тому

      @@realitylime4896 You have been misinformed

    • @GoulouMalouku
      @GoulouMalouku 2 роки тому +10

      @@realitylime4896 wow watch out badass over here

  • @shrapnel77
    @shrapnel77 4 роки тому +2

    Cannot stand when people are so oblivious that they go right next to you when there are multiple options to have some space. Once, in a bathroom there were 8 urinals - all empty. I chose the end one. Guy comes in and goes to the one right next to me. I looked over and said "Really?" He saw in my face that I was not happy about his choice. Have some fucking self-awareness people.

  • @NickHazletonMusic
    @NickHazletonMusic 2 роки тому +4

    One of many reasons why I switched to home workouts. I really try to be tolerant of what people do but I’m with Sebastian on this one.

    • @CJ-1776
      @CJ-1776 Рік тому +1

      The "big" public gyms with $10 memberships are getting really hard to deal with. It's like trying to exercise at Walmart. I was swimming laps in the pool and a guy literally got in the same lane as me and started swimming right next to me like we were competing for the right to use the lane. At first I was so stunned I didnt know if I should be mad that they were this stupid and rude or if they had some sort of mental disability I wasn't allowed to get mad about.

  • @TheBerts87
    @TheBerts87 4 роки тому +2

    His delivery is hilarious good job on knowing ur strengths

  • @lashawnalee921
    @lashawnalee921 3 роки тому +6

    This man is real deal funny true story comedy. That's relatable in any race & culture....stay hilarious Sebastián 🤣

  • @brendandegal9980
    @brendandegal9980 2 роки тому +1

    “You don’t bring your stretch to the mill.” I typically think this dude is only kind of funny, but calling it “the mill” made me laugh.

  • @southernsass2937
    @southernsass2937 4 роки тому +88

    Yeah, just like at the beach.
    There's an entire mile of empty beach... then they what? Flip that towel right next to ya! 🤔

    • @kidI2oI3oT
      @kidI2oI3oT 4 роки тому

      My brother tried when he was a kid, fell and arm was near the treadmill and burned his arm when they touched. He now has a scar on his arm lmfao 😭🤣

    • @JayLupe
      @JayLupe 4 роки тому +1

      What part of the south are you from?

    • @wraith8988
      @wraith8988 4 роки тому +5

      Joseph Afroman why were there treadmills on the beach?

    • @shrapnel77
      @shrapnel77 4 роки тому +7

      Once, I was visiting a friend at an apartment complex that had a pool and jacuzzi. There was a 30 something mom with her two kids, boy-girl 8ish. They were off to the side doing their own thing. I went into the jacuzzi for 5 minutes, then she and her two kids came over and went right in. It was uncomfortably close, so I immediately got out. Who brings their kids into a hot tub right next to a strange man? The fuck.

    • @seletarroots3258
      @seletarroots3258 4 роки тому +1

      Southern Sass
      Same in the parkinglot at the mall or wherever. 30 empty spaces but you have to put your car right next to mine?! I get angina from these people..

  • @loddyda
    @loddyda 2 роки тому +1

    That whisper voice he does when he’s just dumbfounded is so fucking funny 😂😭😂

  • @darksidemachining
    @darksidemachining 4 роки тому +46

    Sebastian makes me laugh even when he simulates jogging in place.

  • @virginiadicicco622
    @virginiadicicco622 Рік тому +2

    Omg😂😂, it never ends with the laughter 😂😂my sides hurt
    he is some storyteller..and nails it😂😂😂

  • @blakefuechtmann
    @blakefuechtmann 9 місяців тому +3

    "This is the guy." 😂😅

  • @KyleSeeingRed
    @KyleSeeingRed 11 місяців тому +1

    My favorite bit. 😂 This Netflix episode is where I discovered Sebastian and I'll forever be thankful for it.

  • @First.Lastname
    @First.Lastname 4 роки тому +8

    Social distancing is such a blessing in my life

  • @kathleendonnelly6077
    @kathleendonnelly6077 Рік тому +1

    I sit here as a couch potato enjoying this.

  • @debradonato7363
    @debradonato7363 3 роки тому +6

    I ain’t sweating thru clothing💚🇮🇹♥️