That's how I feel about parking spaces. I park far away from others on purpose but it never fails that some idiot parks right next to me despite the fact that there are 20 other spaces
We went to see Seinfeld in Winnipeg, Canada last May and unbeknownst to us, Sebastian was the opening act! I didn’t even know who he was, but he was hilarious! So we got a 2 for 1 show!!! So lucky to see him live! And now, each day I try to watch 1 or 2 of his videos just to be able to laugh out loud at life’s absurdities!!
I 💯agree. I recently came across his videos on UA-cam and wonder, "Where have I been?" This guy is freakin' hilarious! I have binge watched his videos this whole weekend crying!
Yeah, no. Any good comedian turns real life into humor. This guy is not one of them. He is just as bad as Jim Breuer. Telling a story awkwardly is not humor.
Have ever thought you were totally alone in the idea that 92% of humanity annoys the living sh** out of you and then you discovered Sebastian and you were no longer alone? Yea me too
@@AntBalzano it isn't difficult at all. Usually people who like Sebastian have a sense of humor so maybe you just wandered into the wrong room then, mmm?
That part was not funny at all. They're headphones that don't get in your way. Just the thing for working out and not imposing your music tastes on others. Lots of people use them, and there's nothing bitch about them.
@@luannhouck5050 Luann I’m an Italian from NY who lives in Rocklin CA and I feel like a complete outsider. They in fact do not get us in California. Maybe we should try LA, lots of Italians and Jews have migrated there I think.
I can watch this clip over and over and laugh just as hard every time. As a personal trainer, I see it constantly!! Not much exaggeration there of course!! :) There is so much material that you can get in the gym! LOL
This is me, too. That's why I love him so much. One time my Mom and I were out for lunch and I said, "You know what bugs, me?..." and she sighed and said, "So MUCH bugs you." 😂 Luckily most of my friends are also people who "get bothered" and we laugh it out with each other.
His style of jokes and his delivery/cadence is what really bleeds through his act and keeps him memorable in your short term memory, he’s excellent at what he does fs
Let's face it, he's one funny guy, and people as he describes them are indeed hilarious when he does his routine, he's funny, he's Italian, and great at what he does, physical humor to act out his skit. Really a funny guy and very observant
OMG. That is hysterical! Probably the same type of person who picks the toilet stall right next to yours to do their business - when there are ample vacant stalls all around. 😖
William Costigan which is why I park away from the store. If the place has cart corrals I park as close as possible to one of them but on the far side. I’d rather walk a mile in the hot sun than close to the front where I could get my door dinged lol and I only drive a 7 yr old golf but it’s in perfect condition 👌🏻
Or when you want to go eat at a fast food place and sit in a booth at the end so you can be by yourself in peace and then two dudes skip like 5 empty booths and decide to sit in the booth next to yours laughing loudly and being annoying. 🤬😠😡
This show is from Atlantic City last September at the Borgata. Sebastian was making fun of us because we were at the 5 o’clock show and he was calling us all old .It was a great show and the guy who open for him killed it..
The treadmill annoyance is still not in the same realm as the people in the sauna. They always find new ways to bother me when I just want to sweat my fat head off in peace
3 am cant sleep due to spinal pain, so my go-to pain reliever is Sebastian. If you can get someone laughing when they are in so much pain they want to cry, that's impressive!
@@realitylime4896 Everybody is impressed by someone running 100 miles. On the other hand, powerlifting is kind of a loser sport. Nobody cares about it, you can't make any money at it, and most powerlifters are fat and ugly. It's incredibly unhealthy in many cases due being fat and using steroids.
Cannot stand when people are so oblivious that they go right next to you when there are multiple options to have some space. Once, in a bathroom there were 8 urinals - all empty. I chose the end one. Guy comes in and goes to the one right next to me. I looked over and said "Really?" He saw in my face that I was not happy about his choice. Have some fucking self-awareness people.
The "big" public gyms with $10 memberships are getting really hard to deal with. It's like trying to exercise at Walmart. I was swimming laps in the pool and a guy literally got in the same lane as me and started swimming right next to me like we were competing for the right to use the lane. At first I was so stunned I didnt know if I should be mad that they were this stupid and rude or if they had some sort of mental disability I wasn't allowed to get mad about.
Once, I was visiting a friend at an apartment complex that had a pool and jacuzzi. There was a 30 something mom with her two kids, boy-girl 8ish. They were off to the side doing their own thing. I went into the jacuzzi for 5 minutes, then she and her two kids came over and went right in. It was uncomfortably close, so I immediately got out. Who brings their kids into a hot tub right next to a strange man? The fuck.
Southern Sass Same in the parkinglot at the mall or wherever. 30 empty spaces but you have to put your car right next to mine?! I get angina from these people..
"8 treadmills and he pics the one right next to me?"
This is how I feel about public bathroom stalls!!!!
I worked with a guy that always made an out of order sign for the nest stall every time he went to the restroom
@@braderwin9620 that's a great idea actually...
@@braderwin9620 omg that's brilliant!!
People want to be loved
That's how I feel about parking spaces. I park far away from others on purpose but it never fails that some idiot parks right next to me despite the fact that there are 20 other spaces
We went to see Seinfeld in Winnipeg, Canada last May and unbeknownst to us, Sebastian was the opening act! I didn’t even know who he was, but he was hilarious! So we got a 2 for 1 show!!! So lucky to see him live!
And now, each day I try to watch 1 or 2 of his videos just to be able to laugh out loud at life’s absurdities!!
So lucky. He’s my favorite comedian right now. So funny. 😂
"Valet jog" is soooo underated in this special. What a great line!. Fantastic material.
That was AWESOME!!! Or the face he puts of sipping on his water backpack! 🤣🤣
Let me get your Mercedes
I also liked "bitch buds." LOL!
Really? It didn’t interrupt my breathing whatsoever?
What other remarkably low hanging fruit are you entertained by?
His delivery is everything.
Especially with the side skips
Yep basically doing Andrew dice clay.
FACTS🤣😆🤣😆
This guy is something special. His material is literally just telling stories in the most Italian way possible 😂
There's actually a more Italian way possible. Like, in ITALIAN maybe?
But is it more profitable ? Didn't think so
Every entertainer has there crowd
He's American.
@Brandon S your the guy he was talking about at the gym oh wait you don't go to the gym
I can’t stand that when there’s LITERALLY 17 other treadmills open and people COME RIGHT NEXT TO ME!!! I felt his pain!!! 😂😂😂
..."his bitch buds!" LMAO!!!!!!
Sebastian is the very best! Would love to see his act in person.
"You don't bring your stretch to da mill." 😂😂
His physical comedy kills me 🤣
It’s what cracks me up!
True Italian storytelling
The best is his Chipotle bit. The way he jumps through the ingrdient stations 🤭
ABSOLUTELY, @MrsJune82 I get to where I JUST CAN NOT stop laughing.
He's an absolute pro acter bro.
This guy is one of the funniest comedians in America. He knows how to turn real life type stuff into humor.
I 💯agree. I recently came across his videos on UA-cam and wonder, "Where have I been?" This guy is freakin' hilarious! I have binge watched his videos this whole weekend crying!
Yeah, no. Any good comedian turns real life into humor. This guy is not one of them. He is just as bad as Jim Breuer. Telling a story awkwardly is not humor.
@@ChiliCheeseD0g you’re so out of pocket.
So does every other comedian?
I just saw him live lastnight. Bro I couldn’t stop laughing. He was mocking “identity culture” , c0vïd-19. U gotta see him live.
“Ain’t sweating through clothing ...those days are done” lol
😂
Loved it!
@@zachhynd pq
Night underneath
Ain't he nuts?!
Sebastián says on stage what every normal guy in reality sees and goes wtf. 100 percent spot on
He must love social distancing!
I am loving it I am a bit like him 😂🤣😂
Gawd, I do.
Neil Wiggs hahaha, true story.
@Marlon Ditto 😂🙌😂
@@Clairebearthegoodfinder me too.
As a man who goes to the gym and works valet, I feel personally attacked with how accurate that 5.0 valet jog reference
Omg 😂😂😂😂
😂
"Bitch Buds" best phrase coined by you since "Taking A Lonely"
Just found this bloke. Brilliant. His observation and his physical portrayal, just so funny. Reminds me of what Billy Connolly used to do.
Sebastian makes me non depressed
Right 🙌✅😂😂
Same
Me too...lol I wish I had a hilarious husband.
Fantastic!! More importantly, can YOU make YOU non-depressed? 20 year survivor of severe depression here 😁❤🌎
Yes!😇🥰
“Don’t do some weird workout that you saw.”
The “side skips” also got me.
Have ever thought you were totally alone in the idea that 92% of humanity annoys the living sh** out of you and then you discovered Sebastian and you were no longer alone? Yea me too
i guess we need therapy.
@@wendklenff133 tried it, didn't work.
The Ross store bit is the best
looks like a bomb went off in there
Heart
I didn’t even laugh one time during this guy
I thought he was annoying actually
I'm just happy that I'm not the only one bothered by every single damned thing that people do.
there is no point though because you cat control others that is a deep set in limiting belief you need to work it out to progress in life
They're the worst!
I can’t imagine how hard it is to be you
@@AntBalzano it isn't difficult at all. Usually people who like Sebastian have a sense of humor so maybe you just wandered into the wrong room then, mmm?
It isn't difficult at all. No imagination needed.
Dudes voice and cadance is hilarious
He makes it sound so dramatic I love it 😂
"He bought a Cinema to the gym."
😂
Brought*
“Don’t do some weird workout that you saw.” 😂
“You don’t bring your stretch to the mil”
There’s three jackets in this world. James Dean’s jacket, Michael Jackson’s jackets, and this jacket... Sebastian’s jacket.
What about the Eddie Murphy Raw jacket?
What about Rocco DeMeo’s jacket? The jaaaaaaccccckkkkkeeeettttttttt!
Mcfly jacket 😂
Add Nvidia CEO jacket to the list.
@@harrysingh6023 Guy had the toughest reputation in Essex county, but he didn't come back when I was through with him
Dislikes came from people who train beside sebastian at the gym.
LMBO!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes!
they're guys with their little bitch buds
Or people who like real comedy.
If that running guy was next to me, I'd get off and find another treadmill. I HATE people like that
Yes, it makes me uncomfortable.
"Now he starts sideskipping...oh my god" 🤭🤣😂
he always sounds like he's one minor inconvenience away from severely beating someone
My cousin gave me the dirtiest look, when I called his $250 Dre beats "Bitch Buds" last year.. the look was PRICELESS! Thanks Sabastian!
That part was not funny at all. They're headphones that don't get in your way. Just the thing for working out and not imposing your music tastes on others. Lots of people use them, and there's nothing bitch about them.
@@mr.squidward9936 Real sense of humor you got there!
Lo Lo 😂🤣😘
Lo Lo I do. I love comedy, but I only laugh at the funny stuff.
@@mr.squidward9936 Found the guy with bitch buds.
I’m Italian from CA and these stories and his demeanor is soooo relatable...forget about it...
I know, me too! They don’t get me out here, lol😎
@@luannhouck5050 Luann I’m an Italian from NY who lives in Rocklin CA and I feel like a complete outsider. They in fact do not get us in California. Maybe we should try LA, lots of Italians and Jews have migrated there I think.
Watch this guy and you'll never be depressed 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
He is the FUNNIEST EVER!!!! Glad I found him!!!
His physical comedy carries his material so well !!
You don’t bring your stretch to the mill
Lol 😆
I do that!
😂😂
Mike Stiffler
That´s facts tho. People need to be more mindful at the gym.
@ I know,if they only knew they look like idiots doing that. It's like they're showing off,but for who??
"it''s a valet jog" 😂😂😂
I can watch this clip over and over and laugh just as hard every time. As a personal trainer, I see it constantly!! Not much exaggeration there of course!! :) There is so much material that you can get in the gym! LOL
His description of that guy at the gym is PRICELESS 🎉 😭
Thanks for making us laugh, Sebastian!
Italian storytelling volume level 11.
'I'm gettin' bothered'
This is me, too. That's why I love him so much.
One time my Mom and I were out for lunch and I said, "You know what bugs, me?..." and she sighed and said, "So MUCH bugs you." 😂
Luckily most of my friends are also people who "get bothered" and we laugh it out with each other.
@@JW-vd4il this whole world's getting crazy, easy to get bothered mate.
"I'm uncomfortable that you're comfortable" Lol
Love it 😀
That guy on the treadmill sitting in the crowd: 👁 👄 👁
This one and the Uber driver bit are by far my two favorites. So much visual and storytelling combined to humor the viewer. Perfect material!
absolutely love Sabastion, i cry laughing, saw him in Tampa , a gift from my kids laughed our A
Lmao “Side SkHips” 😂 The pronunciation of certain words makes every joke funnier. Lol
His style of jokes and his delivery/cadence is what really bleeds through his act and keeps him memorable in your short term memory, he’s excellent at what he does fs
What a gifted performer. Praise the giver.
Most comics tell jokes. He tells life his way! 🤣
His comedy bits and a cuppa coffee, my day starts better!
💕cuppa coffee💅🏽
WOOOW, I also talk like this. Kinda weird reading it out loud.
He ain't t wrong . Space is everything
"Let me go get your Mercedes" 😅😂
Can anyone else watch this brilliant comedian over and over again?! Every time I work out (home gym since stupid covid) I think of this sketch!
He sucks
The part where he drank from the water tube got me. Reminded me of a rabbit or a hamster 🤣
LMBO for real 😂😂 just being a water bottle like everyone else! 😂
It reminded me of a baby suckling at his mom's boob hahaha
They’re actually super convenient on hikes or runs (outside). I’ve never seen someone use it indoors.
Me too! He figured out how to suck on his own finger in the most ridiculous looking way possible
My friend actually had one of those because he liked to run long distances...to use it in a gym is very weird and funny.
“Just do what we’re doin. Not something...that you saw.”
😂😂😂
I cannot run on a treadmill with another grown man looking right at me...doing siiideeee skiippsss 😂😭
He deserves a million subscribers
He is so hysterical there is a guy at my gym that does side skips!🤣
On the treadmill? 😂Regardless that's weird
So annoying the side skippers cause you know they are looking at you.
Oh lord
these guys are everywhere and they are intensely irritating
@@rabbitss1140 agree. Why they do that?
Imagine the guy he’s talking about watching this 😂 😯
Let's face it, he's one funny guy, and people as he describes them are indeed hilarious when he does his routine, he's funny, he's Italian, and great at what he does, physical humor to act out his skit. Really a funny guy and very observant
This hit my algorithm randomly and this was WILDLY funny 😂😂😭😭😭
OMG. That is hysterical! Probably the same type of person who picks the toilet stall right next to yours to do their business - when there are ample vacant stalls all around. 😖
Seriously, before COVID, every damn day. Why do people DO this??? Give people spatial privacy!
The same pricks that park their car right next to yours despite having the whole damn parking lot.
William Costigan which is why I park away from the store. If the place has cart corrals I park as close as possible to one of them but on the far side. I’d rather walk a mile in the hot sun than close to the front where I could get my door dinged lol and I only drive a 7 yr old golf but it’s in perfect condition 👌🏻
Lmfao
Or when you want to go eat at a fast food place and sit in a booth at the end so you can be by yourself in peace and then two dudes skip like 5 empty booths and decide to sit in the booth next to yours laughing loudly and being annoying. 🤬😠😡
I was married to an Italian (and his family) for 17 years. Thanks to Sebastian I now laugh about it.
“Those days are done!!!” LMAO😂🤣😆 “Valet jog” 😂😂😂
I love his "angry" style humor.
The whole time, I'm imagining this guy in the gym is Ben Stiller for some reason XD
Yea that checks out
The description fits his White Goodman character from Dodgeball to a T
@@Famedkevin Yep!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Makes sense!
He cracks me up with his facial comedy! 😅😅😅😅😅😅
Thank you for "bitch pods". No, really, God bless you, Sebastian!😪
Love this guy
"bitch buds"
Was planning on buying some, not anymore!!!!
🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️🤷🏽♂️
This guy is fucking amazing !! Never a dull moment ! Lmao 😂
I like how he punchlines on the way to the punchline
You sir… are the next generation of comedy…. Thank you!!!! You literally oooze sarcasm!!!! I efffin love it!!!!
My friend did the hardcore sprinting on the treadmill and he fell off. He was fine but it was pretty funny
ur gorgeous, and ur comment was alright, whats ur ig? lmao
hmm hmm nope it’s not dong get he number
Nick Lanza lol!!
@@nicklanza3376 I know right lol
@@JayLupe You're pretty handsome yourself, daddykinz. Got a Myspace I can add you on?
His animated body workout is a need to be seen not just heard because that’s part of the comedy Hilarous 💗 this guy!
This show is from Atlantic City last September at the Borgata. Sebastian was making fun of us because we were at the 5 o’clock show and he was calling us all old .It was a great show and the guy who open for him killed it..
You can tell he's so disgusted/defeated when he goes Those days are done! XD
Should've faced your neighbor and had a “skip-off”.
LOL
Yes!
Paula’s Universe * crosie and asquale
Water backpack, too funny!!
😂😂😂
Lmao.. he's telling the story of what goes on in almost every gym.. Damn.. I miss the gym
“Just do what we are doing….” 🤣
Keep Bringing Joy To the World & We'll keep watchin'!
This is so much me! This guy is just telling my whole life experience 😂😂😂😂
He’s the only comedian where I believe everything he says.
Try Carlin. He too speaks the truth and he will crack your ass with laughter
The treadmill annoyance is still not in the same realm as the people in the sauna. They always find new ways to bother me when I just want to sweat my fat head off in peace
I use those spaces on the treadmill. I'm not leaving my keys and wallet in the locker.
the trick is leaving your keys in your car and just having one car clicker in your pocket not some janitors behemoth key ring
the "bitch buds" impersonation has me rolling, i can totally see the guy his talking about and I am not even there, we've all met those guyz
3 am cant sleep due to spinal pain, so my go-to pain reliever is Sebastian. If you can get someone laughing when they are in so much pain they want to cry, that's impressive!
As an ultra-runner, when I have to go to the gym for a run, what Seb is saying here is absolutely true.
As a power lifter we laugh at ultra runners
@@realitylime4896 , my dad can beat up your dad.
@@realitylime4896 Everybody is impressed by someone running 100 miles. On the other hand, powerlifting is kind of a loser sport. Nobody cares about it, you can't make any money at it, and most powerlifters are fat and ugly. It's incredibly unhealthy in many cases due being fat and using steroids.
@@realitylime4896 You have been misinformed
@@realitylime4896 wow watch out badass over here
Cannot stand when people are so oblivious that they go right next to you when there are multiple options to have some space. Once, in a bathroom there were 8 urinals - all empty. I chose the end one. Guy comes in and goes to the one right next to me. I looked over and said "Really?" He saw in my face that I was not happy about his choice. Have some fucking self-awareness people.
One of many reasons why I switched to home workouts. I really try to be tolerant of what people do but I’m with Sebastian on this one.
The "big" public gyms with $10 memberships are getting really hard to deal with. It's like trying to exercise at Walmart. I was swimming laps in the pool and a guy literally got in the same lane as me and started swimming right next to me like we were competing for the right to use the lane. At first I was so stunned I didnt know if I should be mad that they were this stupid and rude or if they had some sort of mental disability I wasn't allowed to get mad about.
His delivery is hilarious good job on knowing ur strengths
This man is real deal funny true story comedy. That's relatable in any race & culture....stay hilarious Sebastián 🤣
“You don’t bring your stretch to the mill.” I typically think this dude is only kind of funny, but calling it “the mill” made me laugh.
Yeah, just like at the beach.
There's an entire mile of empty beach... then they what? Flip that towel right next to ya! 🤔
My brother tried when he was a kid, fell and arm was near the treadmill and burned his arm when they touched. He now has a scar on his arm lmfao 😭🤣
What part of the south are you from?
Joseph Afroman why were there treadmills on the beach?
Once, I was visiting a friend at an apartment complex that had a pool and jacuzzi. There was a 30 something mom with her two kids, boy-girl 8ish. They were off to the side doing their own thing. I went into the jacuzzi for 5 minutes, then she and her two kids came over and went right in. It was uncomfortably close, so I immediately got out. Who brings their kids into a hot tub right next to a strange man? The fuck.
Southern Sass
Same in the parkinglot at the mall or wherever. 30 empty spaces but you have to put your car right next to mine?! I get angina from these people..
That whisper voice he does when he’s just dumbfounded is so fucking funny 😂😭😂
Sebastian makes me laugh even when he simulates jogging in place.
Omg😂😂, it never ends with the laughter 😂😂my sides hurt
he is some storyteller..and nails it😂😂😂
"This is the guy." 😂😅
My favorite bit. 😂 This Netflix episode is where I discovered Sebastian and I'll forever be thankful for it.
Social distancing is such a blessing in my life
I sit here as a couch potato enjoying this.
I ain’t sweating thru clothing💚🇮🇹♥️