We Need a Dress Code at the Airport - Sebastian Maniscalco

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  • Опубліковано 11 лют 2025

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  • @chewbaccasworld3672
    @chewbaccasworld3672 3 роки тому +2027

    His non-verbal communication is out of this world hilarious.

    • @debrawise8400
      @debrawise8400 3 роки тому +11

      Absolutely!

    • @thehigginator
      @thehigginator 2 роки тому +7

      Yo I'm the 500th like

    • @tonyallen6510
      @tonyallen6510 2 роки тому +8

      He is so funny!!!!😁😁👍👍👍👍

    • @diogenes.
      @diogenes. 2 роки тому +27

      Dude he's Italian, that's like built in.

    • @unagiikura
      @unagiikura 2 роки тому +7

      Eyeballs especially

  • @KhoPhi
    @KhoPhi 5 років тому +636

    "I'm uncomfortable that you're comfortable"
    Lol

    • @carrie7636
      @carrie7636 5 років тому +12

      Comfortable means "I'm a slob so I'm comfortable."

    • @annegachanja3468
      @annegachanja3468 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha

    • @stacie7766
      @stacie7766 5 років тому +8

      The way he described an airport way EXACTLY how Orlando International looked the last time I flew. It was HORRENDOUS!!!!
      I don't understand how people can leave their house looking like that. But, to travel like that way??? That is a while other level of trash.
      I have more respect for myself than to leave the house looking like a slob that just woke up, didn't shower, or brush their teeth, and thought; "Right now would be a good time to hop on a plane."

    • @Mmmkay10
      @Mmmkay10 5 років тому +1

      @@stacie7766 LAX is like that too! It's VILE!

    • @hollygolightly8048
      @hollygolightly8048 17 днів тому

      @@stacie7766I worked at a university for 20 years. Co Ed’s went to class in their pajamas and slippers and they wondered why the guys on campus didn’t give them any respect. I mean they were ready to hop in bed! Disgusting.

  • @adamschwartz3449
    @adamschwartz3449 5 років тому +6535

    He doesn't rely on profanity to get cheap laughs. He uses good material, voice, expressions, and movement to create comedy. Incredible.

    • @jadcb159
      @jadcb159 5 років тому +44

      he jacked this check routine from Seinfeld. Lame.

    • @k.de.3838
      @k.de.3838 5 років тому +63

      I absolutely love this guy !!! I grew up in the Bronx, so I can appreciate his humor because I experienced most of it !! 😎

    • @bbmcrae
      @bbmcrae 5 років тому +15

      I will tell the kids to get own your lawn, sir.

    • @kaydavis2828
      @kaydavis2828 5 років тому +4

      This is true

    • @sandyjones6079
      @sandyjones6079 5 років тому +22

      He had the finger foot
      Toes so long they look like knuckles
      He could pick up an orange and throw it 🤣😂

  • @TheChosennn
    @TheChosennn 3 роки тому +512

    The reason why he’s so good is bc he doesn’t even make jokes, he tells stories in hilarious ways

    • @rgrndu
      @rgrndu 2 роки тому +20

      You just described 99% of stand-up comedians.

    • @heshamaldhahiry95
      @heshamaldhahiry95 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@rgrnduexactly

    • @eyeseer1
      @eyeseer1 Місяць тому +2

      He doesn't tell jokes, he has a ridiculous conversation on absurd truth.

    • @TheChosennn
      @TheChosennn Місяць тому

      @ yes

  • @memedumpster3684
    @memedumpster3684 5 років тому +3003

    Love how people laugh even when he's just setting up the premises. His whole demeanor is charged with hilarious energy

    • @Scorch1028
      @Scorch1028 5 років тому +74

      MemeDumpster Yeah, one of the things that makes Sebastian Maniscalco so uniquely funny is the look of total and complete “exasperation and disappointment” on his face even before he even explains what irks him. I’ve never laughed so hard hearing someone describe what bothers them. 😆🤣😂

    • @rfan6382
      @rfan6382 5 років тому +8

      "fill out the form........AND GO TO THE COURTROOM!!"

    • @harryheart6018
      @harryheart6018 5 років тому +8

      Couldn't disagree more. Dude is not funny. At all.

    • @aic9235
      @aic9235 5 років тому +30

      Harry Heart You’re objectively incorrect

    • @harryheart6018
      @harryheart6018 5 років тому +11

      @@aic9235 You objectively don't know how to use the word objectively correctly, when you use it to evaluate a subjective opinion.

  • @MazterP28
    @MazterP28 5 років тому +1768

    I lost it when he threw the pants like a baseball or football.

    • @nicolegeorge3704
      @nicolegeorge3704 5 років тому +16

      Same!! 🙋😂😂😂😂😂 i actually hurt my back

    • @resortpoint
      @resortpoint 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @qtCrash
      @qtCrash 5 років тому +14

      MazterP28 exactly 😂😂😂😂 sums up Ross perfectly

    • @wms1650
      @wms1650 5 років тому +14

      @@qtCrash His front kick throwing the orange was pretty good too.

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 5 років тому +11

      Olympic Javelin ahha :D
      DOWN TOWN BEIRUT

  • @elvisnetterville836
    @elvisnetterville836 5 років тому +844

    This guy is very funny. I love his timing. He never hurries his jokes. He lets them develop.. Hope he comes to Indy!!

    • @voidofbeeswax
      @voidofbeeswax 5 років тому +7

      Elvis Netterville I think his timing is too slow. It’s like he doesn’t have enough material, so he needs to stretch it out. Some lines are funny but others are not. If he he-wrote the bits and sped up his delivery he would be funnier.

    • @carchie8039
      @carchie8039 5 років тому

      @@voidofbeeswax all i hear is a Andrew dice clay clone, so its a tough listen for me

    • @brunoc9376
      @brunoc9376 5 років тому +10

      Are you guys serious? Dude has made it big already with multiple specials on Netflix.

    • @voidofbeeswax
      @voidofbeeswax 5 років тому +2

      Christine Jones I don’t dislike him or wish him ill will. I just did not find this very funny.

    • @massterwushu9699
      @massterwushu9699 5 років тому +1

      VoidOfBeeswax
      Yeah, slow comedy is lame. Dave Chappelle does that too.
      It’s lazy. I like Dan Cook and how fast he is all the time

  • @jonlanders4463
    @jonlanders4463 3 роки тому +366

    He's so good that he could literally say anything and it's funny. His physical comedy is pretty much the best in the business right now.

    • @valmacclinchy
      @valmacclinchy Рік тому +6

      Absolutely. I'd love to see him in person..

    • @marinz4life
      @marinz4life Місяць тому +2

      I agree.
      1. Maniscalco
      2. Jim Carrey
      3. “Kramer” from Seinfeld.

    • @DeanVMachine
      @DeanVMachine Місяць тому

      @@marinz4lifebased list

  • @econmachete
    @econmachete 5 років тому +458

    "Is it hard to pay?" Such a simple line yet he delivers it so perfectly.

  • @Amy12358
    @Amy12358 5 років тому +1311

    I used to work at a Ross. One time we got in, a single shoe. It went out on the floor for sale like that.

    • @FreshAndOrganic
      @FreshAndOrganic 5 років тому +54

      omfg! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @knbsd3876
      @knbsd3876 5 років тому +46

      Amy DeNies....Stopppppp😂😂😂😂!!

    • @ssrobs2552
      @ssrobs2552 5 років тому +31

      Did anyone buy it?

    • @wjatube
      @wjatube 5 років тому +15

      literally, on the floor?

    • @mskay1980
      @mskay1980 5 років тому +35

      This would work for an amputee. My mom is a seamstress so these individuals get 1/2 off. She tries to cater to the need of the "friend"...she doesn't call them customers (Southern Hospitality)

  • @jacob1151
    @jacob1151 5 років тому +2880

    He’s like an Italian Seinfeld. I love it

    • @MrPsalms207
      @MrPsalms207 5 років тому +71

      I was looking to see if anyone else thought he reminded them of Jerry Seinfeld, cuz it's almost uncanny! This is the first time I've seen/heard of him. Dude is hilarious! Especially at 5:46 - "I'm uncomfortable that you're comfortable." Delivered EXACTLY how Seinfeld would've said it! 😅😂🤣

    • @MrPsalms207
      @MrPsalms207 5 років тому +34

      @Bobby Brady Pretty sure he means Italian American... Just like Jerry Seinfeld is a Jewish American.

    • @dylan3017
      @dylan3017 5 років тому +2

      Im getting Tony Monero vibes

    • @cragerzz
      @cragerzz 5 років тому +46

      If Seinfeld was FUNNY! 🙄🙄🙄

    • @MrPsalms207
      @MrPsalms207 5 років тому +6

      @@cragerzz SHAAAAAAAAAADE!!! 🤣😂😅

  • @melvincruz2020
    @melvincruz2020 4 роки тому +102

    I am truck driver, when I am driving in a snow storms, or WY winds I play this guy audio, it relaxes me.

  • @JoeyGABC123
    @JoeyGABC123 5 років тому +196

    He’s so comfortable in silence and patient with his timing. Never rushes a joke.

  • @SuperRandombuttons
    @SuperRandombuttons 5 років тому +7374

    he always sounds like he's one minor inconvenience away from severely beating someone

  • @kevmon4273
    @kevmon4273 5 років тому +534

    He's super animated funny and talks about real life situations that we can all relate to. Good comic

    • @kylef2937
      @kylef2937 4 роки тому +6

      Thanks for the non redundant, spot on analysis!

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому +3

      @@kylef2937 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE.
      ua-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/v-deo.html

    • @rainey2764
      @rainey2764 3 роки тому +4

      I can relate to everything he said!

    • @mrb2643
      @mrb2643 Рік тому

      Always something going on in my grocery aisle... I swear, I even hop ques sometimes thinking there won't be an issue in this one but damn karma follows

    • @mariogiresi6792
      @mariogiresi6792 24 дні тому +1

      The airport routine hit home. Hilarious because it’s true😂

  • @skippythesupercat
    @skippythesupercat 4 роки тому +113

    "When you see the world, the world sees you". Classic

  • @paulsf8597
    @paulsf8597 5 років тому +228

    "I'm uncomfortable that you're comfortable" epic!!

    • @kristlecasey9506
      @kristlecasey9506 4 роки тому

      I saw this as soon as he said the line👀🤣🤣

    • @tjoelle6635
      @tjoelle6635 4 роки тому +1

      YES!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kyledavis4202
    @kyledavis4202 5 років тому +701

    This dude just said everything I’m thinking on a daily basis

  • @susansmith8441
    @susansmith8441 4 роки тому +142

    I'm uncomfortable that you're comfortable lol...he's hilarious!!

  • @Will-if7wp
    @Will-if7wp 3 роки тому +79

    He is amazing. His timing, ability to tell and act out a story. Just great!

  • @DarkEmperorRio
    @DarkEmperorRio 4 роки тому +362

    Sebastian is one of my all time favorites. He has me in tears every show and reminds me so much of myself. One inconvenience away from choking someone 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @scootover7
      @scootover7 Рік тому +3

      I feel like when people who don't cover their mouth when they cough (unless they are in a wheel chair or have their hands full ), if it's a kid I'm wishing the parents would teach their kid some manners, it feels like it's gotten worse since COVID,

  • @miamiwax5504
    @miamiwax5504 4 роки тому +464

    U know this dude really been to ross and marshalls 😂😂😂

    • @honeybunbandit1292
      @honeybunbandit1292 4 роки тому +18

      He from a Chicago suburb. So extremely likely

    • @jb8705
      @jb8705 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @dianasoto7011
      @dianasoto7011 3 роки тому +5

      T J Maxx too

    • @joannaedwards6325
      @joannaedwards6325 2 роки тому

      The craziest ppl shop at Walmart..ppl in pjs & slippers, 300 lb ladies in summer outfits for 130 lb teenagers, old bald men with dirty beards down to their chests, obvious meth moms pushing 10 year olds in ragged strollers and 75 year olds waring their old 1969 Hippy clothes. It's a fkg freak show.

    • @calidag
      @calidag 2 роки тому +3

      And Burlington 😁

  • @nadiaflores6394
    @nadiaflores6394 4 роки тому +1826

    He is so Sicilian its hysterical, I am English living in Sicily and this is so typical believe me, they are all that funny.

    • @luv2cook.
      @luv2cook. 4 роки тому +25

      Nadia Flores so how is it over there right now?

    • @angelcitygirl
      @angelcitygirl 4 роки тому +31

      Super jealous. That's my dream.

    • @takayasweeney
      @takayasweeney 4 роки тому +49

      LOVE Sicilians...they’re not afraid of their lineage.💙💙

    • @nadiaflores6394
      @nadiaflores6394 4 роки тому +54

      @@luv2cook. its ok actually, I live in Taormina and we are covid free. We had a couple of cases in Palermo and Catania but that's it. Its really sad though because of everything being closed a lot of places are going under and will never open again, we rely on tourism here and without it they have nothing so we are being really hit hard, like a lot of places I suppose.

    • @nadiaflores6394
      @nadiaflores6394 4 роки тому +23

      @@angelcitygirl if you ever get the chance you should try to visit its a spectacular island it has everything

  • @danielguest7841
    @danielguest7841 3 роки тому +122

    That foot joke actually made me start taking care of my feet years ago. No more cinderblocks. Thanks Sebastian!

  • @ArkamasRoss
    @ArkamasRoss 5 років тому +3729

    He's not even a comedian, he's just there to help clear everyone's frustrations about humanity. It's like therapy, except the therapist is the one bitching about the issue. 😂

    • @ihs51
      @ihs51 4 роки тому +16

      Exactly like couples misbehaving themselves in the que

    • @hadmatter9240
      @hadmatter9240 4 роки тому +50

      I thought that's what comedy was all about.

    • @tomaseikinas3588
      @tomaseikinas3588 4 роки тому +1

      @@hadmatter9240 zvzz,x,xzx mop

    • @RDSports5
      @RDSports5 4 роки тому +29

      Yep, as are most comedians. Chris Rock is that way, and that's why he's my favorite stand-up ever. Dude just NEVER holds back on his social criticisms, and its awesome

    • @erickjanes4122
      @erickjanes4122 4 роки тому +8

      Mostly comedy is about other people and what we do.

  • @liligman
    @liligman 5 років тому +434

    Worked at the airport for 8 years now - every day I'm surprised. Saw a dude boarding a flight in bare feet; many questions were pondered that day

    • @johntao6822
      @johntao6822 5 років тому +10

      Your comment made me lol

    • @tch4874
      @tch4874 5 років тому +5

      Hell yeah

    • @Frankkesi
      @Frankkesi 5 років тому +36

      I got tired of security asking me to take off my shoes,belts ...Now i just wear a t shirt,joggers & flip flops.Problem solved.No wasting of my time.👍🏿

    • @liligman
      @liligman 5 років тому +10

      @e fred Lol that reminds me when I worked graveyard one day...I went to one of the baggage claim bathrooms, known to have homeless people squatting overnight and leaving empty beer cans and bottles of fireball, and I saw a trail of blood from a broken mirror leading to a stall where the toilet was literally covered in shit. And overflowing with cans stuffed in the toilet along with it. And when I say covered, I mean the seat, the handle, the back wall, the floor. Was that you? 😂

    • @niamerced9573
      @niamerced9573 5 років тому

      liligman 😂😂

  • @bradeaton3428
    @bradeaton3428 5 років тому +224

    I’ve never heard of this dude but man he is hilarious 🤣 his non verbals are on point too!

    • @msaqib0517
      @msaqib0517 5 років тому +3

      He’s hilarious. Watch his Netflix

    • @UnauthorizedComedy
      @UnauthorizedComedy 5 років тому +4

      He is one is the highest paid comics in the country. 😁

    • @RagingBad
      @RagingBad 5 років тому +1

      BunnyBear he deserves it

    • @jeannierusso2134
      @jeannierusso2134 5 років тому

      Hello Brad sorry you never heard of this comedian he's even been in movies.. if you like movies watch the green book he's in that but he's not a comedian in the movie but he has a part in it really good movie based on a true story. As far as his traveling around being a comedian his tickets are very pricey.. but you know the old saying you get what you pay for

    • @dancinggrandma2023
      @dancinggrandma2023 4 роки тому

      Oh, you have check out every routine he does. He's comic GOLD!!

  • @BarbaraS-o4z
    @BarbaraS-o4z 25 днів тому +3

    The casual dress is so spot on! I was just telling my husband this after flying. We really need to start a dress code. 😂😂😂

  • @Yizelin
    @Yizelin 4 роки тому +448

    I love his style of storytelling and the physicality he puts into the stories. Always gets me good.

  • @codysouroy3227
    @codysouroy3227 5 років тому +225

    This is one of the best stand up clips ever. Clean, brilliant and relatable comedy! Great comedian

    • @Zeldarw104
      @Zeldarw104 4 роки тому +2

      I agree laugh out loud hilarity! 😂😂🤭🙂

    • @JeffWarren47
      @JeffWarren47 4 роки тому +1

      @@Zeldarw104 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE.
      ua-cam.com/video/k5zO72KOBbIa/v-deo.html

  • @starrfishhill
    @starrfishhill 5 років тому +324

    “They roll out of bed (wipes his eyes) IM AT UNITED!! Hilarious!!!

    • @Eugenepanels
      @Eugenepanels 5 років тому +7

      Leanne Hill lmao I dropped my friend off at the airport once he literally rolled out of bed and went to the airport 😂

    • @starrfishhill
      @starrfishhill 5 років тому +1

      “Who still paying in CHECK?”!!! Lmbo
      Johns MARKET!!! Lol

    • @RiDarnell_
      @RiDarnell_ 5 років тому

      Starrfish Hill I’m too tickled!! It’s so true! I hate it at the airport

  • @bibimohamed5689
    @bibimohamed5689 3 роки тому +37

    This is the only guy I would pay to see perform. So real!

  • @kwabenagyamfi7325
    @kwabenagyamfi7325 5 років тому +277

    Love his delivery😂😂😂😂

    • @tjhooker824
      @tjhooker824 5 років тому

      This guys delivery is insanely good.

  • @dannyo512
    @dannyo512 5 років тому +173

    That Ross javelin toss was the greatest

    • @GaryMillyz
      @GaryMillyz 5 років тому +3

      My friend and I have been impersonating that move since 2010 when we saw him do it for the first time :)

    • @A.C31
      @A.C31 5 років тому +1

      2:13

    • @nataliamarie2042
      @nataliamarie2042 5 років тому

      oh si suegto segee

    • @billhelmke
      @billhelmke 5 років тому

      I thought it was more of a Molotov cocktail toss because of the Beirut reference

  • @kskksksksful
    @kskksksksful 5 років тому +769

    As someone who worked at ross this is 100% accurate

    • @melissasaint3283
      @melissasaint3283 5 років тому +37

      Parts of the Burlington Coat factories in my region are also like this. The shoe section looks like an earthquake occurred.

    • @DanteD84
      @DanteD84 5 років тому +4

      Maggie Leigh like every dollar store I go to, everything's been opened one out of six pack of sodas have taken. Etc.

    • @austingalan1406
      @austingalan1406 5 років тому +4

      melissa saint Omg! Same here in my neck of the woods- The Burlington Coat factories have their crap thrown EVERYWHERE! Like forget looking on the shelves for anything because it’s all thrown all over the floor... and no two shoes ever match each other 😐

    • @denimlether5812
      @denimlether5812 5 років тому +2

      Nobody admits to working at Ross.

    • @MrYoung11
      @MrYoung11 5 років тому +2

      Maggie Leigh #FACTS I hated that job at closing time

  • @YaoEspirito
    @YaoEspirito 2 роки тому +11

    Fantastic comic. I'm a old punk rocker, but I gotta say: how nice to hear someone just be genuinely hilarious without resorting to a bunch of foul-mouth cussing.
    So good.

  • @RussiaIsARiddle778
    @RussiaIsARiddle778 4 роки тому +42

    I LOVE this comedian. Funny without foul language and no politics. Lol

  • @DJ-ys9pv
    @DJ-ys9pv 5 років тому +740

    1:48 I think we all felt that Ross joke lmao 😂😂😂 “hmm, this is not my size” Proceeds to Hail Mary the jeans to aisle 3

    • @Coconixxs
      @Coconixxs 5 років тому +22

      I am stillllllll laughing at his hail mary attempt!

    • @dandilorenzo5895
      @dandilorenzo5895 5 років тому +10

      That was pure gold!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Legit died on that one.

    • @joshioaz85
      @joshioaz85 5 років тому +2

      Lmao!!! 😂😂🤣💀💀💀

    • @iceangel10221
      @iceangel10221 5 років тому +17

      as a ross employee, the jean throw was on point

    • @DJ-ys9pv
      @DJ-ys9pv 5 років тому +1

      1:48

  • @tal612
    @tal612 4 роки тому +140

    The bit about Ross is epic! Laughed so hard

    • @susancohen8009
      @susancohen8009 Місяць тому

      The racks are practically empty, the rest is on the floor!!!

  • @KathleenHartigan
    @KathleenHartigan Рік тому +17

    The Ross for Less bit is freakin hysterical....😂

    • @amy5628
      @amy5628 Місяць тому

      Definitely agree

  • @loubock3238
    @loubock3238 5 років тому +110

    Best comedian there ever was and will be, he is hilarious! Have seen him three times live and he never disappoints! LOVE HIM!!!
    BRAVO!!

  • @cathybrown7559
    @cathybrown7559 4 роки тому +1939

    Sebastian is the only way I can get through this corona virus shutdown.

    • @AmberUnraveled
      @AmberUnraveled 4 роки тому +17

      Cathy Brown I just discovered him and love it

    • @mrincodi
      @mrincodi 4 роки тому +6

      Ha ha ha. Seriously.

    • @aplusoy2224
      @aplusoy2224 4 роки тому +2

      You're here again😂

    • @avast47
      @avast47 4 роки тому +4

      i think at this point the airport doesn't care as long as your carry-on isn't COVID-19

    • @aprilfontana6045
      @aprilfontana6045 4 роки тому +8

      I just discovered him 2 days ago and I haven't stopped laughing since.

  • @MsAries1968
    @MsAries1968 5 років тому +1965

    I'm a flight attendant and I can tell you we need a dress code 4 real

    • @the_bottomfragger
      @the_bottomfragger 5 років тому +58

      Would be nice honestly. People always complaining about how shitty flying is but if everyone was looking and acting civilized, it would be much nicer already. My attitude: Dress yourself like you would be flying business.

    • @scoutman
      @scoutman 5 років тому +18

      @@the_bottomfragger you cant do that on 15 to 24 hr flights. bein a smelly skeezer is ignorant offensive and a liberal thing

    • @scoutman
      @scoutman 5 років тому +16

      Tara i always fly with my dog on long flights and the attendants are very good normally about taking him out and putting him on seat if there is empty one..flown to china and phillipines and hes a good little pup😁

    • @MsAries1968
      @MsAries1968 5 років тому +14

      What's really bothersome is the parents who dress their kids in pajamas that are clearly over the age of 2 running around in pjs. Human trafficking is huge pedophiles prey on kids especially on airplanes

    • @lisaellis9749
      @lisaellis9749 5 років тому +30

      @Joseph Ciampa Go, to Walmart the way people dress there will blow your mind.

  • @marinz4life
    @marinz4life Місяць тому +1

    I watched this yesterday; today…my stomach muscles are sore!
    The guy’s delivery is amazing! He can sneak a punch line in anywhere. 😂

  • @diedrapayne6202
    @diedrapayne6202 4 роки тому +107

    He makes me laugh every minute, if not by what he says then by his gestures and body movement. He is so relatable ...

  • @GB-pj2gm
    @GB-pj2gm 4 роки тому +126

    "I'm uncomfortable that your comfortable.....shower" 😂🤣lmao

  • @1stGeorgiaGirl
    @1stGeorgiaGirl 5 років тому +900

    Back in 1977, I was one of the first customers to use plastic to pay for groceries. I got that same reaction from everyone else in the line because in those days the clerk had to call it in to the bank and run an imprint of the card on one of those non-electronic credit card imprinters. The woman behind me in line shouted, "Use a personal check next time, like a normal person!" I wonder how that woman pays today.

    • @1stGeorgiaGirl
      @1stGeorgiaGirl 5 років тому +69

      @Gary McMichael > What are you smoking? I want some.

    • @1stGeorgiaGirl
      @1stGeorgiaGirl 5 років тому +7

      @Gary McMichael > That's almost a Spring night for you. Here 43° Athens, GA. Clear skies with a quarter moon. 60s tomorrow.

    • @1stGeorgiaGirl
      @1stGeorgiaGirl 5 років тому +2

      @Gary McMichael > LOL. 👍

    • @Tonithenightowl
      @Tonithenightowl 5 років тому +17

      I still pay with a check lol but now I can give them a blank one, the machine does the work and all I do is sign that little black box thing lol See how technical I am? I've never used an ATM card and I don't have a cell phone. I'm lucky I know how to turn the computer on and type. I'm old I'm used to a paper trail lol :o)

    • @1stGeorgiaGirl
      @1stGeorgiaGirl 5 років тому +17

      @@Tonithenightowl > Yet, somehow you have survived. I too come from an era of typewriters, phones which were mounted to the kitchen wall and handwritten everything. I have had to evolve in order to keep up in the workplace.

  • @donjuantrumpetajohnson
    @donjuantrumpetajohnson 3 роки тому +15

    Never seen this guy before He's talented His body language is hilarious! I laughed the whole time and that's rare!

  • @michaelmiller1215
    @michaelmiller1215 5 років тому +221

    And thank you for always being dressed nicely while performing! Yes, I noticed the cuff links!

    • @southwestgal7
      @southwestgal7 5 років тому +10

      EXACTLEY ..Well Tailored, Well Executed, Well Done Sebastian 🤗

    • @a.sweetpeac.2281
      @a.sweetpeac.2281 5 років тому +8

      Just found him! He's hilarious & classy!

    • @dawna1952
      @dawna1952 5 років тому +4

      Yes very nice touch! I love when men wear them 👍🏾

    • @60smanTripp
      @60smanTripp 5 років тому +6

      Sebastian came dressed like a gentleman. 👍👍👍👍

    • @noblevictory2200
      @noblevictory2200 5 років тому

      👍 Yeah, so did I
      (♡˙︶˙♡)

  • @curlierthanthou
    @curlierthanthou 5 років тому +394

    “You see the world, the world sees YOU!” 🤣

    • @balakayshitshower8228
      @balakayshitshower8228 4 роки тому +1

      .. So paranoid rn n could use a talk too! 😭😭😭😅😅😅

  • @kennaandresen5109
    @kennaandresen5109 4 роки тому +86

    This guy is friggin hysterical. Love him!!!

  • @dianejohnson9904
    @dianejohnson9904 Рік тому +34

    This is one of his most brilliant clips. His delivery is perfect! Hilarious! I have a Ross store close by, so that makes it even more funny.

  • @rochajraphael
    @rochajraphael 5 років тому +442

    I love sebastian! That Ross shopping joke always kills me..

    • @KingCatHollywood
      @KingCatHollywood 5 років тому +3

      Jr5189 it’s funny but Dane Cook did it about 8 years ago on an hbo special.

    • @Maxmellow94
      @Maxmellow94 5 років тому +4

      It use to be TJ Maxx which yo me is more accurate

    • @beigefox6579
      @beigefox6579 5 років тому +2

      @@KingCatHollywood This standup is very old too, might have been more than 8 years as well. I know I saw this way long time ago.

    • @_tonerider
      @_tonerider 5 років тому +2

      I just saw the hand-foot joke on "Sebastian Maniscalco on The Tonight Show" (aired 2012). That's a long time to keep using the same joke.

    • @skepticalbutopen4620
      @skepticalbutopen4620 5 років тому +1

      You stole my UA-cam pic my friend.....

  • @BethyKable
    @BethyKable 5 років тому +44

    His timing is great....he doesn’t sling one liners at you faster than you can listen, he waits for the audience to enjoy it, funny expressions, pulls the audience in with him, very funny observational humor the audience can relate to.......very funny stuff.

  • @CR-be3un
    @CR-be3un 5 років тому +199

    "When you see the world, the world sees you,"--thank you, lol.

    • @AdultThirdCultureKid1971
      @AdultThirdCultureKid1971 5 років тому +2

      I agree totally! When we see the world, we do our best to represent the countries we travel from.

    • @DoomStarRequiem
      @DoomStarRequiem 5 років тому

      I'm from a poor country.. Idgaf Imma wear muh t-shirt shorts and flip flops.

  • @azgypsy
    @azgypsy Рік тому +9

    He talks about things we can all relate to. That's classic & sooo funny! I want to see one of his shows.

  • @kyjw10
    @kyjw10 5 років тому +783

    "This is not my size." *Javalin throws clothing*

    • @southwestgal7
      @southwestgal7 5 років тому +36

      I LOST IT THEN... Couldn't Stop Laughing 😂😂😂😂

    • @kyledavis4202
      @kyledavis4202 5 років тому +13

      That was a Tom Brady throw

    • @izzylandyt
      @izzylandyt 5 років тому +4

      I laughed at that part and I had no idea why 😂

    • @raynier250599
      @raynier250599 5 років тому +4

      Just as I read it

    • @robertgriffiths6842
      @robertgriffiths6842 5 років тому +2

      Pepperoni Playboy that scene had me howling 😂😂😂

  • @ksharpe8137
    @ksharpe8137 4 роки тому +304

    He’s hilarious before he ever says a word. 😂

  • @JoeBonettTheSite
    @JoeBonettTheSite 5 років тому +220

    I watch Sebastian Maniscalco clips to wake myself up in the morning. It's a funny reminder of how absurd the world is before i go into it.

    • @kaynew4683
      @kaynew4683 4 роки тому +6

      Im gonna try that lol

    • @Dan-cj9yg
      @Dan-cj9yg 4 роки тому +5

      Man you wrote this comment 4 months ago. Oh how the world has changed in that time.

    • @snowzardmusic
      @snowzardmusic 4 роки тому +3

      I feel you

  • @hillcountry871
    @hillcountry871 6 місяців тому +11

    Where have I been? Just found him ,Aug 2024 ,definitely a favorite!!!!

  • @6rockinrobin
    @6rockinrobin 5 років тому +69

    So glad he's finally getting the recognition he deserves.

  • @DrAdnan
    @DrAdnan 5 років тому +43

    Sebastian is consistently funny- he’s a great comedian!

  • @Djzen312
    @Djzen312 5 років тому +75

    Omg I’ve been watching him for a while now. He’s hilarious, his Ross description is the best, valid for Marshals. Love it

  • @JTara20
    @JTara20 3 роки тому +11

    Fell in love with his comedy with this special. It has been amazing to see him grow and become an international star over the years.

  • @lindahandley5267
    @lindahandley5267 5 років тому +57

    I just love this guy! Laughter is good for the soul!

  • @Scorch1028
    @Scorch1028 5 років тому +121

    “I walked into Ross - I thought I walked into downtown Beirut. I thought a bomb went off in this store. Everything is on the floor.” 😆🤣😂

    • @2Niche4U
      @2Niche4U 5 років тому

      He was telling that joke in 05

    • @superdopehiphop
      @superdopehiphop 5 років тому

      BaseballJaZZ this is from 2007 or early 08

    • @robertgriffiths6842
      @robertgriffiths6842 5 років тому +1

      That scene had me howling!!!!!

    • @a.k.4085
      @a.k.4085 5 років тому +1

      @@robertgriffiths6842 Me too

  • @ThunderPants13
    @ThunderPants13 5 років тому +909

    He's the best groomed comedian.

    • @christine2320
      @christine2320 5 років тому +38

      Thunder'sDad but john mulaney

    • @livenletlive4639
      @livenletlive4639 4 роки тому +25

      @@christine2320 That tall child is perfect.

    • @psychozebra8802
      @psychozebra8802 4 роки тому +9

      I've never seen someone try so hard to hide the fact that they are gay.

    • @tony_25or6to4
      @tony_25or6to4 4 роки тому +9

      The other comedians on tour with him talk about all of his products for hair, etc.

    • @ImaEatHerAss
      @ImaEatHerAss 4 роки тому +1

      Thunder'sDad Billy Sorrelis

  • @KidFresh71
    @KidFresh71 2 роки тому +9

    Love this guy. A hero to everyone of Italian heritage (and anyone who likes to laugh)!

  • @Studio2bn
    @Studio2bn 5 років тому +30

    LMAO.....Sebastian is such a Class Act !!! This guy has Style........And the best timing...

  • @originalbukatv
    @originalbukatv 5 років тому +34

    Finally a GENUINE funny comedian! I want to see his special!

  • @lauradoesart
    @lauradoesart 5 років тому +414

    That whole Ross bit was the funniest and most realistic think I've heard

    • @erichelzer9083
      @erichelzer9083 5 років тому +2

      What Ross store are you guys shopping at? It's not even close to accurate.
      Ross' is an overstock store not a defective product store.

    • @lauradoesart
      @lauradoesart 5 років тому +20

      @@erichelzer9083 literally every Ross in Florida is exactly how he described it lol. Their products aren't all "defective" but I have personally bought some clothes that were heavily discounted because a seam was barely ripped. The shoes they sell usually have minor seam displacements, which is why they end up in Ross in the first place

    • @erichelzer9083
      @erichelzer9083 5 років тому +3

      Laura The Memelord. That's crazy. I'm in Kansas and our Ross stores are nice. No defects and name brand stuff for cheap. It's organized and nothing's on the floor.

    • @zacklance7798
      @zacklance7798 5 років тому +12

      Ross stores in Albuquerque are basically goodwill stores. Absolute fucking anarchy.

    • @IanPatrickOfficial
      @IanPatrickOfficial 5 років тому +6

      @@erichelzer9083 Dude he is dead on right, you must have some exceptional Ross maybe somewhere in Beverly Hills, but for everyone else the Ross he described is legit how it is. . .

  • @unclehobby6296
    @unclehobby6296 4 роки тому +89

    Every Italian has a cousin or uncle just like him

  • @taylorterror4965
    @taylorterror4965 5 років тому +2153

    This is not my size. *Launch across the store

  • @oldschoolman1444
    @oldschoolman1444 5 років тому +313

    And the person using a check to pay always waits till the very end to fill out the check!

    • @kwebster62
      @kwebster62 5 років тому +22

      Yep, and not only that; but, they wait until the last possible second, to even pull their bag out to get to the checkbook. And then it takes several seconds just to find it. It's as if they seem surprised they have to pay for all this stuff.

    • @grapenutz1137
      @grapenutz1137 5 років тому +7

      Who the fuck accepts personal checks anymore.

    • @monicdavis6150
      @monicdavis6150 5 років тому +2

      oldschoolman 144
      My mother! Oh my Gooood! I cant😂😂😳

    • @Hunter2847
      @Hunter2847 5 років тому +1

      This is with most people paying with cash or card too! I watched 2 girls talk & laugh on their phones in front of me yesterday for 4 minutes before they got up to check out. Then the cashier rings her up & finishes & then she decides to start looking for her card in that big ass purse. I just wanna do a face palm so bad

    • @dabomboo7o
      @dabomboo7o 5 років тому +1

      @Selene dont forget about balancing the checkbook after writing the check

  • @eltravo2112
    @eltravo2112 4 роки тому +211

    “When you see the 🌎 the 🌍 sees you”
    Truth!

  • @gingerlewis6332
    @gingerlewis6332 4 роки тому +1

    Sebastian is the only person left on this planet who understands me! Period. (Dot) I love you Sebastian, you fucken Rock 🤘🎸☮️💗🤣

    • @Mr.Robert1
      @Mr.Robert1 4 роки тому +1

      Ginger he's not the only one

    • @gingerlewis6332
      @gingerlewis6332 4 роки тому

      @@Mr.Robert1 oh thank you lord 🙏

  • @AD-rp8xw
    @AD-rp8xw 5 років тому +46

    "You got a cinder block on your foot. SOCK IT!"
    Haha.... brilliant!

  • @mythdeum
    @mythdeum 4 роки тому +61

    "I got no patience for people" I can relate so much

  • @yu6htbfgd
    @yu6htbfgd 5 років тому +261

    "Now we gotta go to the cage." 😂😂😂😂

  • @JamesLopez_
    @JamesLopez_ 2 роки тому +18

    I liked this version of Sebastian. He was mysterious with his delivery.

  • @queenroo4082
    @queenroo4082 5 років тому +164

    The plane thing. I was stuck next to a lady who slept with her mouth open . She had garlic breath. 6 hours!!! People, shower and brush your teeth before you get on the plane! Aren’t you embarrassed?????

    • @luciaharbour5488
      @luciaharbour5488 5 років тому +5

      Sorry

    • @christinacope562
      @christinacope562 5 років тому +2

      👍

    • @queenroo4082
      @queenroo4082 5 років тому +5

      Lucia Harbour was it you?? 🤣🤣

    • @kathyyoung1774
      @kathyyoung1774 5 років тому +8

      I get next to people who take off their shoes and socks! They stink.

    • @migdi242424
      @migdi242424 5 років тому +10

      Got ya beat.. Sandwiched between two 300+ giants.. I was last to sit so I lost the arm rest battle.. 4 hours with my shoulders in my ears.. Ughh!

  • @Mercurychyld1
    @Mercurychyld1 5 років тому +355

    I LOVE HIM...he is so OVER humanity and their grossness...I can so relate, lol!

  • @frankrappa4765
    @frankrappa4765 5 років тому +415

    "When you see the world, the world sees you". Dress for success people! Lol.

    • @ihs51
      @ihs51 4 роки тому +8

      Travelling in the 70s are so different now. Now you see people in flip flops boarding the flight.

    • @wlkbeastmode-issiap.346
      @wlkbeastmode-issiap.346 4 роки тому +2

      Frank Rappa need the right attire.

    • @ddotdollaz
      @ddotdollaz 4 роки тому +7

      Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. That's why I dress like Batman

    • @Zeldarw104
      @Zeldarw104 4 роки тому

      @@ihs51 so true, you would purchase a special outfit for your flight -- okay!🤔

    • @Zeldarw104
      @Zeldarw104 4 роки тому

      @@ddotdollaz I think that job is taken -- but you're on the list. 🤭

  • @margaretalbert69
    @margaretalbert69 9 днів тому +1

    I boarded a plane dressed professionally with heels and all....they offered to put me in first class, for real!!! I guess they figured I was someone important and I loved it ❤❤❤❤

  • @peteyb8556
    @peteyb8556 4 роки тому +132

    “I got no patience for people.” 🙌

    • @michaelt3308
      @michaelt3308 2 роки тому

      Can't stand em! Take animals all day long over people..

  • @ameliamary4941
    @ameliamary4941 4 роки тому +179

    The way he “rolled outta bed. “ ha ha ha!

  • @fiedelmina
    @fiedelmina 5 років тому +99

    love the Italianità in his accent and body language :D

  • @stevenamar6908
    @stevenamar6908 3 роки тому +8

    "when you see the world, the world sees you" absolutely died 😂

  • @Robinlynn2424
    @Robinlynn2424 4 роки тому +77

    I love Sebastian, I am a former east coaster and relate to his jokes really well. He is hilarious!!!

    • @MN-br5nb
      @MN-br5nb 2 роки тому +1

      In other countries ppl dress up you don’t go out in your Jammies.

  • @sarahfrom9683
    @sarahfrom9683 4 роки тому +104

    As a grocery store employee, this is so painfully accurate. XDDDD

  • @sylviainman3865
    @sylviainman3865 4 роки тому +59

    I try to listen to him everyday after I hear the depressing news! It’s one of the best ways to start your day off laughing!!!
    Otherwise I would either be mad and disgusted or sad and in tears!
    Thanks for the laughs!! You’re the best!!

    • @emilykirkman8468
      @emilykirkman8468 4 роки тому +6

      That’s what I’m doing, laughter is good medicine 😊 Actually I try to avoid the news for the most part!!

    • @joannaedwards6325
      @joannaedwards6325 2 роки тому +1

      Sylvia
      My depression and anxiety disappeared when I STOPPED WATCHING ANY NEWS.

    • @Remykapel
      @Remykapel 2 роки тому

      Do your shadow work for your smile. Read Jung. Shrooms. Ayahuasca or/ and DMT. Get your smile back. Choice. For you, by you... Stop avoiding being still and thinking. Meditate. Music (try some mike love). Sun. Fluoride free water...All you need.

  • @ParadiseVids
    @ParadiseVids Рік тому +3

    I still pay in check. I always have the check dated, signed, and ready while the cashier is dicking around. Meanwhile the person in front of me with her smartphone and her 8 million coupons takes 8 years lol. Love this, BTW!

  • @rickrudd
    @rickrudd 5 років тому +39

    Javelin throwing the clothes that don't fit had me cracking up.

  • @supersomebody101
    @supersomebody101 5 років тому +728

    this guy was born to be a sitcom star. Find a role for him

    • @Foobster1
      @Foobster1 5 років тому +17

      Everybody loves Raymond. He reminds me of him a lot

    • @CA2SD
      @CA2SD 5 років тому +3

      👍🏼They did. Google it.

    • @jessen_0124
      @jessen_0124 5 років тому +1

      Not sure if that's a compliment or an insult.

    • @otakuarianatormom5094
      @otakuarianatormom5094 5 років тому +5

      @@Foobster1 Except this guy is actually funny.

    • @otakuarianatormom5094
      @otakuarianatormom5094 5 років тому +1

      @@jessen_0124 Right?

  • @13Babeloe
    @13Babeloe 4 роки тому +56

    I can watch him all day. Lol I did. Hilarious 😂

  • @charliemane9318
    @charliemane9318 3 роки тому +6

    "I went to ge the zipper, the button, all this stuff wasn't even here!" 3:38
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mjgorgeous
    @mjgorgeous 5 років тому +151

    Omg the check book at the Jewel has happened to me SO MANY TIMES! I love elders but Lord Jesus I will Pay your groceries if you just please stop paying by check 😂😂😂

  • @1218kimber
    @1218kimber 5 років тому +530

    He's so right about Ross stores 😂
    Just a dirty, messy store with stuff laying all over the floor.

    • @janetmiller2160
      @janetmiller2160 4 роки тому +6

      Then it's changed in the last 15 years Many seem to agree with you
      !!!

    • @debrahelmlinger6256
      @debrahelmlinger6256 3 роки тому +15

      Depends on the store, have been in many that are exactly like he described but others are super organized

    • @garthbryner6451
      @garthbryner6451 3 роки тому +4

      Exactly.... Ross stores are a disaster in Arizona

    • @canature9128
      @canature9128 3 роки тому +8

      ..this is not my size!! 🤣

    • @EuriEuropa
      @EuriEuropa 2 роки тому +3

      Surprisingly there’s one by me that’s pretty well maintained looks like a mall

  • @patrickcarney5811
    @patrickcarney5811 5 років тому +19

    This guy is great. His jokes are good and the way he tells them - just the best.

  • @BMoneyAllDay
    @BMoneyAllDay 4 роки тому +24

    I once told a flight mate “you’re not the 6 foot blonde I’d hoped for.” He laughed and said ditto.