Chipotle | Sebastian Maniscalco: Aren’t You Embarrassed?

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  • @yoimgangstawiteggs
    @yoimgangstawiteggs 9 років тому +4880

    I watched this at Chipotle with the rest of my staff members on break. We were fuckin dying at how true this is

    • @waterywingz
      @waterywingz 8 років тому +68

      Ah man! I read ur comment as Chi-pol-tay just now! xD

    • @steelcityghostchasers
      @steelcityghostchasers 7 років тому +52

      yoimgangstawiteggs haha right every day at our chipotle "Hi! how are you today?" "Yeah.. i got a chicken bowl" cool bro thanks haha

    • @anaguzman3324
      @anaguzman3324 7 років тому +36

      yoimgangstawiteggs haha we just watched this at work today 😂 accuracy is ridic

    • @culinaryflaire
      @culinaryflaire 7 років тому +26

      Ana Guzman same.. my coworker just posted this.. I was dying laughing at the accuracy.

    • @keomacfarlane
      @keomacfarlane 7 років тому +8

      yoimgangstawiteggs Must SUCK working there.

  • @lisastallingskeelor3328
    @lisastallingskeelor3328 5 років тому +2178

    Sebastian’s physicality during his jokes is incredible.....and under those lights.

    • @TimestampGuy2020
      @TimestampGuy2020 5 років тому +31

      His delivery is top notch!🤣🤣👏👌

    • @hishamlabban6308
      @hishamlabban6308 5 років тому +15

      It could make him lose weight, kind of a training. I think comedians get a free aerobic excercise that burn calories.
      I know a comedian who retired, he got fatter.

    • @alexzais1935
      @alexzais1935 5 років тому +6

      Lisa Stallings Keelor Would show you some physicality anyday 😏 ;)

    • @Sushi-Katana
      @Sushi-Katana 5 років тому +19

      @@TimestampGuy2020 Thats actually a good observation, notice how he's in great shape too. All around class act.

    • @Collector422
      @Collector422 4 роки тому +9

      That guy must hit the gym at least 4 to. 5
      Times a week

  • @jadawynter4863
    @jadawynter4863 8 років тому +2656

    I'm honestly crying, I work there and he honestly summed up all my co workers exact feelings

    • @qjohnson21
      @qjohnson21 5 років тому +36

      Lmbo I just realized it's true ive never talked to the staff at Chipotle 😂😂 now I'll make an effort to do so

    • @dillbill7152
      @dillbill7152 4 роки тому +5

      Thanks for the barjitos

    • @supergbonin
      @supergbonin 4 роки тому +5

      I was 1000th like

    • @kinguman308
      @kinguman308 4 роки тому +7

      cuttin chicken

    • @jackedkerouac4414
      @jackedkerouac4414 4 роки тому +4

      About the guacamole let me guess: it's cus when you tell ppl it's extra they hold up the line to think about it?

  • @djdiablo93
    @djdiablo93 5 років тому +412

    Dude has crazy high energy, gotta respect the fact he's not even breaking a sweat.

    • @honzomanzo7789
      @honzomanzo7789 2 роки тому +4

      Lol for real. Respect a dude for not sweating 🤣 ppl nowadays are so dumb. His respect is so easy to earn he probably has low self esteem

  • @lilysmiles3195
    @lilysmiles3195 6 років тому +593

    He has the most amazing style of comedy. He acts it out so well and the way he uses his voice for full effect is genius

    • @stuwest3653
      @stuwest3653 6 років тому +1

      He stole it from Dice

    • @stuwest3653
      @stuwest3653 6 років тому +1

      @2017 Jeremy Mosesson Dice also fired him. Watch this video where he says why, moron.

    • @Daveyhavok832
      @Daveyhavok832 5 років тому +2

      Maria Mercieri spoken like a lady that hasn’t seen much comedy

    • @D.A.-Espada
      @D.A.-Espada 5 років тому +1

      @@stuwest3653 NO

    • @lindachancio6819
      @lindachancio6819 2 роки тому

      He is genius

  • @YellowwFellow
    @YellowwFellow 4 роки тому +467

    The most Italian phrasing ever "get yor clalw outta the sowlsa"

    • @febash1702
      @febash1702 3 роки тому +2

      😹😹😹😹😹

  • @freemankathleen
    @freemankathleen 9 років тому +4626

    Chip-ol-Tay 😂

    • @jamesbeaet5135
      @jamesbeaet5135 9 років тому +78

      +catlady858 He does it on purpose...talked about it on his podcast.

    • @freemankathleen
      @freemankathleen 9 років тому +2

      +james beaet really?? Why??

    • @kevinversteeg4879
      @kevinversteeg4879 9 років тому +79

      +Kathleen Freeman It sounds funnier, its called comedy.

    • @markresnik4060
      @markresnik4060 9 років тому +21

      +Kathleen Freeman that and expresso..PET PEEVE

    • @darthartagnan4737
      @darthartagnan4737 7 років тому +26

      Literally every person in Michigan says it this way.. I've never heard anyone say it any other way than "Chipoltay" 100% of people in Michigan say it this way.. lol.. so when he said it I assumed that he was just saying it the right way..

  • @Fludwarning
    @Fludwarning 10 місяців тому +28

    As someone who worked at chipotle not only as the grill guy cutting chicken but also on the line freaking hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sumanimeup
    @sumanimeup 8 років тому +2101

    the way he puts emphasis on certain words make its alot more funnier

    • @LesleyCanterbury22
      @LesleyCanterbury22 7 років тому +26

      I died when he said tortilla!

    • @MariaPerez-xc8ql
      @MariaPerez-xc8ql 6 років тому +17

      It’s the Chicago accent. He sounds just like my uncle Danny.

    • @andrewadami3920
      @andrewadami3920 6 років тому +30

      Its called charisma, not just his accent. He knows how to get max value out of his jokes by emphasising key words.

    • @brucekirk5386
      @brucekirk5386 6 років тому

      He's italian that's why you jamook

    • @brucekirk5386
      @brucekirk5386 6 років тому +5

      @@MariaPerez-xc8ql bet ur uncle Danny can get you a real good deal on a used car right..just don't ask we're it came from...OOOH FORGETABOUIT

  • @DanielEarl
    @DanielEarl 4 роки тому +490

    Sebastian:"the most stressful job is rolling the burrito."
    Me: *PTSD flashback intensifies*

    • @PrivatePeterson
      @PrivatePeterson 4 роки тому +12

      Daniel Earl do you guys care if someone puts coke in a water cup or nah

    • @DanielEarl
      @DanielEarl 4 роки тому +19

      @@PrivatePeterson nobody cares 😂

    • @dillbill7152
      @dillbill7152 4 роки тому +5

      Does that skill transfer to rolling fat joints or blunts?

    • @loganroca
      @loganroca 4 роки тому

      Dill Bill nope

    • @fredolae2819
      @fredolae2819 4 роки тому

      Was overstuffing really happening? Surely someone at some point would point out there was no more room before it got to the end.

  • @sahm2ams
    @sahm2ams 9 років тому +171

    Sebastian is my favorite comedian of all time. I discovered him on Netflix a few years ago by accident and I've seen him live 3 times, he is even better in person! Met him twice as well and he is a really nice and down to earth guy. Looking forward to watching him again in the future.

    • @cjcj1599
      @cjcj1599 5 років тому +4

      Thanks for sharing...that's nice to hear! Makes me appreciate him even more as comedian😀

    • @RyanPowerhouse
      @RyanPowerhouse 3 роки тому +2

      Jim Carrey George carlin Robin Williams.

    • @Irrelevant530
      @Irrelevant530 2 роки тому

      @@RyanPowerhouse Pryor Murphy Seinfeld

  • @Brendaareliii
    @Brendaareliii 5 років тому +98

    He’s amazing. He quickly became a favorite. Every joke is a banger.

  • @here2live
    @here2live 8 років тому +1092

    He's one of the underrated comedians. His comedy is not pretentious; easy to connect. He is good at presenting our day to day life experiences. They are genuinely funny! And, he doesn't swear or make d**k and v****a as much as the "top" comedians do!

    • @denisesalles7248
      @denisesalles7248 5 років тому +3

      Shereef K. Abbas Agree 1,000%. Love him!

    • @Dave-lr2wo
      @Dave-lr2wo 5 років тому +35

      Actually he does swear in his performances. Hope that doesn't ruin your fucking day.

    • @D.A.-Espada
      @D.A.-Espada 5 років тому +18

      @@Dave-lr2wo Relax Dave

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 5 років тому +25

      @@Dave-lr2wo Wow, edgy, if you're 5. Yeah he swears, but rarely, and it's not the main focus of the joke.

    • @Dave-lr2wo
      @Dave-lr2wo 5 років тому +4

      @@Katya_Lastochka Congrats on your use of cliches while over-explaining the obvious. I applaud your talent for uselessness.

  • @jlee5490
    @jlee5490 5 років тому +50

    Sebastian's a legend, he's been doing this for a longggg time and he's getting noticed now.

  • @mangumangoo
    @mangumangoo 9 років тому +1909

    Get your claw out the sal-sah.

    • @MrOvlov02
      @MrOvlov02 8 років тому +22

      illl have corn

    • @JaBarge303
      @JaBarge303 8 років тому +6

      Mangu chipolte

    • @debbiewayman1483
      @debbiewayman1483 7 років тому +3

      Jack LaBarge mz🎾🎃🎃🙌🏻🏉🏉🤗😷😷🤗🤗😷😷😷🤗😷🤗🤗😷😷😷🤣😡😡😡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😛🤡😛😛😛😛😛😙😗😙😙😛😎🤡🤡🤡😛🖍🖍🖍⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫⏪⛔️🛑⛔️⛔️🆔⚛️🚷🆔🛐☦️☦️♋️⛎♏️

    • @veltzon4322
      @veltzon4322 7 років тому +7

      I'LL HAVE CORN!! I'LL HAVE MORE CORN

    • @j.w.matney8390
      @j.w.matney8390 5 років тому +1

      He's a prototypical Chicago guy

  • @capncrumch4018
    @capncrumch4018 4 роки тому +109

    As a former Chipotle employee, im surprised he hasn't worked there before because that was SPOT ON!

  • @chriscapaccio4342
    @chriscapaccio4342 8 років тому +481

    The guy can't even find the tor-til-la.

    • @cassandramartinez7050
      @cassandramartinez7050 6 років тому +2

      😂😂

    • @smokingskullq8539
      @smokingskullq8539 5 років тому +5

      I read your comment as he said it 😂😂

    • @Atomrofl42
      @Atomrofl42 5 років тому +2

      Smoking Skull me too😂😂

    • @yasminhusain213
      @yasminhusain213 4 роки тому +1

      @@smokingskullq8539 me too. Great positioning for the comment section for people who are reading while he's performing

    • @frankthetank1369
      @frankthetank1369 4 роки тому +3

      Tour- till- la kills me Everytime.

  • @truthteller4442
    @truthteller4442 4 роки тому +68

    "Coca Cola ina see-threw glass....whada-yu gunna dewww???" 😂😂

    • @Lawncareman27
      @Lawncareman27 4 місяці тому

      When they come for you? Jk😂🤣

  • @gordon4385
    @gordon4385 8 років тому +1381

    He must burn 1000 calories in each performance. I get winded just watching him!

  • @annak8249
    @annak8249 5 років тому +234

    OMG, his wife must be in tears laughing all the time!

    • @TheAdatto
      @TheAdatto 5 років тому +31

      Or not. Cooks don't cook at home too.

    • @daletwin1
      @daletwin1 4 роки тому +21

      "Familiarity breed contempt." Or as Jesus once said: "No prophet is welcome in their home town." Meaning the people that really know us do not see us as others see us who do not live with us or spend lots of time with us.
      She might laugh a lot because I think they have a good marriage but it is well known that Lucille Ball was not humorous at home.

    • @escarlit
      @escarlit 4 роки тому +2

      naive

    • @kuhelss
      @kuhelss 4 роки тому +7

      He actually says on his Instagram he tries to make his wife laugh all the time. Too funny

    • @samsmith4216
      @samsmith4216 3 роки тому +2

      he's probably the anti comedian off stage

  • @TheMsnese
    @TheMsnese 9 років тому +2738

    😭😭 I work at Chipotle and everything he's saying is sooo true 😂😂😩

  • @tomslck_
    @tomslck_ Рік тому +5

    I came back just for “STEAK, BEANS, CHEESE” 😭😂

  • @justchilaxe123
    @justchilaxe123 8 років тому +1359

    The guy can not even find the Tor til a

    • @jonnybritain
      @jonnybritain 7 років тому +36

      justchilaxe123 it's not chip-ole-tay without the tor-till-uh

    • @zw9847
      @zw9847 6 років тому +12

      Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tor-til-a

    • @LunaQur
      @LunaQur 5 років тому +2

      @@zw9847 😂😂stop

    • @lindaclark5911
      @lindaclark5911 5 років тому +7

      Chip pole tay , tort tilla, coke a cola in a see thru glass whaddaya gonna do about it?

    • @osamabad3597
      @osamabad3597 5 років тому +3

      I came a cross your comment as I got to that exact point in the video. It was awesome

  • @hummingbirdsaltalimachia1782
    @hummingbirdsaltalimachia1782 2 роки тому +22

    I already laughed as soon as the video started playing and he said “ChipolTe”

  • @matthewblanck3588
    @matthewblanck3588 8 років тому +1001

    Steak! Beans! Cheese!
    10 seconds later.....
    Chicken! Peppers! Lettuce!

    • @Danielson0093
      @Danielson0093 8 років тому +44

      Funniest shit I've ever seen hahaha

    • @a.c.7115
      @a.c.7115 7 років тому +30

      Absolute classic! Seen this clip a million times and every single time I cant stop laughing. His delivery is perfect!

    • @diamondsky1798
      @diamondsky1798 5 років тому +1

      Napoman2001 🤣🤣🤣

    • @escarlit
      @escarlit 4 роки тому +4

      fuckin brilliant 😂

    • @whutvr2
      @whutvr2 4 роки тому

      ☠☠

  • @applefan2151
    @applefan2151 3 роки тому +23

    This guy is the definition of phenomenal comedic delivery.

  • @carolhannon1707
    @carolhannon1707 8 років тому +84

    as an Italian, the stuff he talks about brings back so many memories! omg! I can't take it! lol!

    • @sammiedog4
      @sammiedog4 4 роки тому +1

      You not Italian you White mixed American. U no born Italy. You mixed with white Man

    • @lucyinthesky4682
      @lucyinthesky4682 4 роки тому +2

      @@sammiedog4 what the hell does that even mean?

    • @theone2be33
      @theone2be33 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

  • @walker_texas5143
    @walker_texas5143 4 роки тому +22

    I work at chipotle and I have never heard something more accurate.

  • @beyondvirgo
    @beyondvirgo 11 місяців тому +4

    This man has described my 3 years of chipotle experience in this short vid lmao. THEN HE STARTS PREACHIN ABOUT THE BURRITOS OH MY GOD 😂😂

  • @00survive
    @00survive 5 років тому +59

    I love the way he pronounces words.

  • @Adventures_with_GEOFFERY
    @Adventures_with_GEOFFERY 5 років тому +21

    *“STEAK. BEANS CHEESE GONE!!!!!!!.” This is way to true 😂💀😭☠️ he’s so animated and I love the way he says chipotle*

  • @markraines7476
    @markraines7476 3 роки тому +10

    It's his voice...that is the best part of his show

  • @kevc8786
    @kevc8786 6 років тому +214

    Coca Cola in the see through glass what’re you gonna do about it😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jondsmusic
    @Jondsmusic 3 роки тому +6

    He's so right, telling it like it is Italian style! His Sanka bit was classic!

  • @luckyDancer100
    @luckyDancer100 8 років тому +451

    The bit on wrapping the burrito😂

    • @cassandramartinez1031
      @cassandramartinez1031 6 років тому +1

      luckyDancer100 😂😂😂

    • @erikh3867
      @erikh3867 6 років тому

      luckyDancer100 bryan callen rip off

    • @cassandramartinez7050
      @cassandramartinez7050 6 років тому +4

      How he was jumping around lol 😂😂

    • @jefffromjersey52
      @jefffromjersey52 6 років тому +8

      When he said you have to use some Quads , a little CORE .. I lost it ... lmao

    • @joeishere500
      @joeishere500 6 років тому

      I had a few monster burritos built outta there an was like damn how they gonna wrap them

  • @JackieOgle
    @JackieOgle 2 роки тому +6

    I was crying. He is 100% the funniest guy I have seen. His facial expressions and physical comedy, absolutely hilarious! I can watch this for hours.

  • @guittadabe5214
    @guittadabe5214 6 років тому +9

    He doesn't attack people. I love that about him. So even Chipotle people would laugh at this bit!

  • @work9478
    @work9478 4 роки тому +5

    The guacamole part ...🤣😂😅😅😂..in tears..

  • @dogdaybreak3157
    @dogdaybreak3157 8 років тому +38

    So friggin' hilarious. When he starts hopping down the line! LMAO!!!

    • @theone2be33
      @theone2be33 3 місяці тому

      Very Hilarious! 😂🎉

  • @Moving_Forward247
    @Moving_Forward247 Рік тому +9

    What’s the funniest is how he says Chipotle and TORTILLLAH

  • @bumblebee3608
    @bumblebee3608 6 років тому +11

    I'm dying over here... This man is an artist. I totally forget this is a one man show, everything disappears and I see EVERYTHING he's describing and talking about, in EVERY show... I got laughter tears pouring left and right outta my eyes, and I can still see everything! And his expressions? Forget about it! Standing ovation Sebastion!

  • @shadowdaffy9788
    @shadowdaffy9788 4 роки тому +3

    “Ya, it’s ok” the way he whispered it. 😂😂

  • @katemjd8010
    @katemjd8010 8 років тому +83

    The "employee" point at 1:43 killed me. HAHA!

  • @ericparson3513
    @ericparson3513 3 роки тому +4

    He doesn't even have to say a word, just his facial expressions, and body movements crack me up, the fact that the jokes are funny makes it even better... HILARIOUS 😂🤣😅

  • @sergiobucciarelli1398
    @sergiobucciarelli1398 9 років тому +892

    get your claw out of the salsa

  • @thunderbolt2145
    @thunderbolt2145 4 роки тому +27

    The Coke fill had me crying.😂

  • @babydoll0124
    @babydoll0124 8 років тому +350

    I work at chipotle and today after I got off work my coworkers and I sat down to eat at the dining room (like Sebastian said) and one of my coworkers showed us this and we couldn't stop laughing because everything he said was so relatable 😂

  • @cedricverner7380
    @cedricverner7380 5 років тому +27

    Cure for depression: Sebastian whispering "it's okay" in your ear.

  • @miles2057
    @miles2057 10 років тому +152

    Hahahahaha!!! I love Seb's delivery, it is so emotional.
    He is awesome.
    I hope he comes to Australia soon.

  • @nolanfinn1778
    @nolanfinn1778 3 роки тому +138

    I've never laughed this hard in my entire life 😂😂. The STEAK, BEANS, CHEESE! part had me dieing

  • @MarquisVonMonster
    @MarquisVonMonster 4 роки тому +3

    This gives me ptsd of the days I worked retail. Customers sometimes talked to you like you were born to serve them, but I’d also have co-workers that got overtimed to death or chewed out by customers because my store didn’t have a blouse in an exact size she wanted.

  • @stroboscopetm4305
    @stroboscopetm4305 2 роки тому +1

    His expressions when " its 1.80 extra... It's thattt, it is thatttt OK?.. Yesss it's OK 😂

  • @darlymh
    @darlymh 3 роки тому +10

    I’m *STILL* laughing!!! Love how he describes the guy folding and tucking all the ingredients at the end! 🌯

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 5 років тому +353

    Im Mexican and approve of Sebastian saying Chipoltay & Tor-tila🌯

  • @cryptogirliebtc3987
    @cryptogirliebtc3987 2 роки тому +4

    I lost it when he started jumping on the ingredients 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thenightporter
    @thenightporter 2 роки тому +1

    "Tore-TILL-uh". LOL like Gramma in Napoleon Dynamite with her "make yourself a dang KAY-suh-DILL-uh!" 😆

  • @bealightinthisdarkworld8225
    @bealightinthisdarkworld8225 5 років тому +43

    He doesn't say chipotle, he says chipòltay.
    And tore tilla!!
    So hilarious.

  • @britneymelgar3764
    @britneymelgar3764 4 роки тому +2

    I'm Mexican American..i just love love Italian ❤️❤️❤️

  • @dhester267
    @dhester267 8 років тому +104

    Im glad I saw a random video clip of one of this guy's shows, never heard of him but Im glad I did now. He's HILARIOUS

  • @copiouscareerist
    @copiouscareerist 2 роки тому +1

    My favorite guy comedian. Thank you for being born.

  • @SailorVenusYaten1001
    @SailorVenusYaten1001 5 років тому +117

    I used to work for Chipotle, and everything he says is so true!!
    I can’t stop laughing 😂

    • @dh-uo4lt
      @dh-uo4lt Рік тому +1

      Really? He is not funny at all.

  • @AhmadAbuhamda
    @AhmadAbuhamda Рік тому +3

    Anyone else notice how he’s saying “Chipolte”? 😂

  • @user-rf5px3gh3p
    @user-rf5px3gh3p 6 років тому +8

    This is what blew him up. He’s my favorite can’t wait to see him at msg!

  • @deibarnes1550
    @deibarnes1550 9 місяців тому +3

    😂😂😂 the burrito building side leap

  • @MichaelHplus
    @MichaelHplus 4 роки тому +11

    I keep coming back here. His delivery is so good. He really commits. I need to see him do this same routine in a different venue so I can see if he delivers it in the exact same way.

  • @Lee-n2n1t
    @Lee-n2n1t 10 місяців тому +1

    Now I’m going to go to Chipotle. I’ve never been there. Comments and the magician on stage sold me. 😂

  • @hankbug
    @hankbug 2 роки тому +3

    "Get your claw out of the salsa!" Exactly! Gonna use this line in my kitchen for people that try to double dip the salsa.

  • @ThunderPants13
    @ThunderPants13 11 місяців тому +1

    "....the guy can't even find the torTILLa." 🤣🤣

  • @bigmike5785
    @bigmike5785 4 роки тому +5

    That guacamole part is right on, everytime.

  • @Itspatick111
    @Itspatick111 3 роки тому +1

    I can’t be the only one who thinks when he says “yea, it’s ok” is the best part of the skit

  • @ivysauberan4798
    @ivysauberan4798 10 місяців тому +3

    As someone who works at Chipotle, I cried laughing watching this. But seriously - we don’t care if you get coke. That doesn’t come out of our pockets, nor do we get punished for it.

  • @mz.peachykang9593
    @mz.peachykang9593 2 роки тому +1

    I love this man voice and the way he talks 😂🤣😅

  • @deuceb8472
    @deuceb8472 3 роки тому +3

    lol when I first went to Chipotle I used to do the pointing thing over the glass and get politely admonished for it...classic.

  • @claredunn757
    @claredunn757 9 місяців тому +1

    Hysterical!! I wonder if Chipotle watches this in meetings and analyzes how people view them..Haa! Too funny!

  • @zoeh.2361
    @zoeh.2361 6 років тому +5

    I love when comedians really get into and sort of act out the story they're telling with all the goofy movements and shit its so great

  • @Adam-kx2pe
    @Adam-kx2pe 10 місяців тому +1

    That bit about the guy cutting chicken really got me 😂

  • @francesvansiclen1444
    @francesvansiclen1444 8 років тому +5

    My son just turned me on to Sebastian - he is truly hilarious- I spent spent an hour listening to his schtick and now my stomach hurts from laughter- good !!!!

    • @SCOTTEDM
      @SCOTTEDM 7 років тому

      Yeah same here. Found him on Netflix. Bandaid, Tortilla, Medical Mask, George Forman Grill, TSA - whole dam show was hilarious!

  • @o-o6355
    @o-o6355 3 роки тому +1

    the best. sebastian is the best of this century

  • @marlenbrown3708
    @marlenbrown3708 7 років тому +4

    Love this guy.You have to watch his whole set on Netflix. Real life common sense which has been lost in the world today.

  • @sbgoldma
    @sbgoldma 4 роки тому +10

    He has become one of my favourite comedians 😂😂😂👍👍🤣

  • @neilahmed5556
    @neilahmed5556 2 місяці тому +3

    Sebastian is the goat

  • @Barbarian857
    @Barbarian857 4 роки тому

    I love you Sebastian Maniscalco. Quarantine is better with you in my life.

  • @osamabad3597
    @osamabad3597 5 років тому +8

    I like how he has the genius idea to mispronounce it on purpose. It’s so simple, but it makes it even funnier

  • @mhm8922
    @mhm8922 Місяць тому +1

    I’ve seen this so many times and it’s still hilarious.

  • @dudemanbro1950
    @dudemanbro1950 8 років тому +431

    anyone else take a ton of napkins everytime you go to chipotle?

    • @e.fabian954
      @e.fabian954 8 років тому +12

      Haha! And load up on an exaggerated amount of forks too!

    • @horticasey
      @horticasey 6 років тому +6

      It's tradition

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer 6 років тому +6

      No but my Uber Eats driver does at my request.

    • @stevewatson6349
      @stevewatson6349 6 років тому +19

      Yep the more they skimp on the ingredients the more napkins and forks I take

    • @juliaivanitskiy269
      @juliaivanitskiy269 6 років тому +4

      Dudemanbro all the time!! They must hate people like us. Women take it cause you can pat your face with them and take away the oil field that your face has become. 😍😍

  • @robinghosh2109
    @robinghosh2109 5 років тому +2

    Fairly certain this is Maniscalco at his comedic peak. How does it get better than this, plus the airport / TSA bit.

  • @kevlarperez
    @kevlarperez 4 роки тому +4

    When he imitates heating up the tortillas, then starts filling them up is so damn funny!! 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @bigkozlov
    @bigkozlov 2 роки тому +1

    That's the definition of "it's all in the delivery".

  • @0_Comprimise9
    @0_Comprimise9 4 роки тому +3

    Seen his shoes 100 times still hysterical makes me crack up every single time!! The pod cast with Pete is the best there is.

  • @jeusgarcia8597
    @jeusgarcia8597 3 роки тому +3

    IO AMO MIA BELLA ITALIA ❤
    *THE MOST ANIMATED COMIC EVER*

  • @zachhynd
    @zachhynd 7 років тому +274

    Asked for a water and filled it up with coca cola 😂😂😂

    • @cassandramartinez7050
      @cassandramartinez7050 6 років тому +5

      😂😂

    • @sharksfan2678
      @sharksfan2678 5 років тому +7

      Sprite for me

    • @David_R922
      @David_R922 5 років тому +2

      At Subway, they turn off the fountain so people won't steal soda with a water cup.

    • @SimplyKnownAsTron
      @SimplyKnownAsTron 5 років тому +1

      @@sharksfan2678 Same game. I thought it was just me.

    • @AegisNova
      @AegisNova 5 років тому +3

      None of you stealers had better ever complain about the conditions in the world. You’re contributing to them.

  • @HappyWerewolf-iv8dk
    @HappyWerewolf-iv8dk 2 місяці тому +2

    Thanks Sebastian, my chronic depression is more bearable with your videos.

  • @LoveGuruBlaire
    @LoveGuruBlaire 7 років тому +6

    I LOVE this guy! This Chipotle bit -- HYSTERICAL -- out loud laughing! I LOVE CHIPOTLE -- this is so great. Classic bit, really! Wish there was more of his work online.

  • @timnigma7555
    @timnigma7555 3 дні тому +1

    “Coca cola in a see-through glass, whadya gonna do? Whadya gonna do about it?” 😂😂 i’m on the floor

    • @TheBOG3
      @TheBOG3 2 дні тому

      My husband has done this at Five Guys. It’s embarrassing. 😳

    • @timnigma7555
      @timnigma7555 2 дні тому

      @ hahaha, i wanna try this too

  • @mrs5046
    @mrs5046 4 роки тому +7

    How funny would it be if him and Kat Williams do a stand-up together. Both telling their version of the same story. It is two extremes and both are so animated and expressive, it would be a EPIC! Thank you for posting these videos!

  • @WrvrUgoThrUR
    @WrvrUgoThrUR 5 років тому +24

    0:52 “just say corh...”😆😆
    1:18 “steak...beans...cheese...corn”😆

  • @IndigoNoetic
    @IndigoNoetic 4 роки тому +4

    I literally almost choked laughing. This guy kills it.

  • @LS-jb8mo
    @LS-jb8mo 3 роки тому +1

    I
    100%
    Absolutely
    Love
    Him
    ....sooooo damn real
    The burrito folding
    😂😂😂😂

  • @infallibleblue
    @infallibleblue 4 роки тому +3

    It’s SO true! The people ordering can be such a mess, but I feel for the workers too.

  • @Sprite_525
    @Sprite_525 4 роки тому +1

    This is the most Italian delivery ever. I love it. Dice would be proud.

    • @mic1240
      @mic1240 3 роки тому

      And total Chicagoese voice too

    • @collinjwalsh
      @collinjwalsh 3 роки тому

      Love Dice, but Dice is Jewish not Italian. And Sebastian has one of the most authentic Chicago accents you’ll hear,