Sebastian Maniscalco - GAS STATION (Stay Hungry)
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
- Anybody else fear getting murdered at a gas station?
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This man has turned paranoia into an art form. The thing about this bit is that we have all felt this way at one time or another.
One time on vacation when I was young a random guy walked around our van while starting inside and then just walked into the store haha
I have never felt this way, and I grew up in Detroit.
The thing about this, is it's true if you live in Chicago. We have shootings and car jackings daily. I don't trust anyone wearing a black hooded sweatshirt when its 80*🔥🌡 degrees.. (Sorry, can't say hoodie, thats sounds too stupid).. Plus I don't get it, if your so tough, why do you have to hide yourself in a hooded sweatshirt with dark glasses? You look like the uni- bomber.😆😆😆😆
Definitely can relate
Had to go to a gas station every night for 4 days cause I was helping my parents out and it was night I was sitting in the back terrified and had to go in the use the bath
"That that death hut..." "Why is the floor always drenched at a mini mart at midnight? Are they mopping up from the last murder?!"
😂😂😂😂
Most likely
That's so trueeeeee
Yep
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He's a genius at storytelling and his physical and facial expressions and his eyes! Lol...so funny and so relatable! That's why we all love him!
👍👍👍👍😁
I couldn't agree more! He's comedy gold🙌
Waiting for him to reload! Lmfao!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that he takes an everyday thing, something you’d never give a second thought, and says what you wish you HAD thought of.
But we’re not that talented. I never get tired of Sebastian.
I said I’m going to the mini maaaaaart
- Sebastian Maniscalco
Edit: mini maaaaaaaht
Could he be any more italian?
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Hey hey!
Gas stations are terrifying in all situations, but especially at that weird 2Am darkness...
@Digging for Apples i think that varies by crime
And heaven forbid one needs to use a restroom at the same time 😫😂
'merica.
in the UK you cant even go inside at night, you have to stand outside where they have one of those bank deposit box things with the card reader and you just speak through the glass
that way if you do get murdered, they are completely safe
@@giraffe3718 there are some like that here, it locked and they have a window
The King of Overthinking, hilarious!! 😂
He watches Active Self Protection
Haha
Someone has watched way too many scary movies! Lol
😃 i would offer: Straight-thinking. 👍✌💚
And over acting
😄😅😆😂 "Are they moppin' up from the last murder?" is where I had to pause because I was cracking up so bad! 🤣👏
I was about to go pee and I lost it
"The death hut" I'm going to collapse.....Sebastian its to hot to laugh like this....omg I need oxygen😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@azurisora9836 ^*it’s (contraction of it and is), not its ^*too hot (excessively), not to hot
"I'm just waiting for him to reload." 🤣 Oh man, him whipping around with the shotgun pumping had us howling! Perfect visual!
LOLOL literally same! I love the casual transition he does from looking at the Gatorades to the shooting. His movements in general are hilarious, so zany and over-the-top XD
“It’s a pit stop for criminals” HAHAAHAAA 🤣
Jared DiScipio 😆😆😆😆😆
The guy by the Gatorades part made me bust out laughing
The jumping up and down 🤣 I watched it again and laughed just as hard..
It’s the animation he brings to his comedy....just the best!
Killed me definitely! Lmao! His mannerisms are freaking heelarious!
50% of his comedic genius is body language
1:25 “two dallahs, ‘couple squirts...” is genius
It's called, Physical Comedy. Old school but effective.
Lee evens does it too but this guy is 10 times better at it.
John Ritter from Three's Company was a huge influence on his physical comedy.
Agree luv his body language!! 😂😂😂😂
He's hysterical! My new favorite comedian by far, can't stop binge watching these skits!!
"You're playing, Words with Friends".... lol... priceless
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"shut it down"
Dial 911 and put your finger on send 😂😂😂
I lost it with the Gatorade guy.
Who doesn't love this guy?!?!! He's definitely one of the best! My fave for sure!!!
I also hate it when my wife doesn't stay in tune with the escape plan I devised in my head.
This had me in tears.. 😂😂
Yes
He’s fuckin hilarious
“Always a guy at the Gatorades” 😂😂
Not me bro! I'm always at the Mountain Dews!
Sebastian is not a man you can just hear on the radio, he is soooo animated. love it
"Why is the floor always wet?! Are they mopping up from the last murder?!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best line !!
The way you take what we are all thinking and make it hilarious is incredible!
In the last 3 years this has turned into reality nationwide.
Love, at the gas station at night, “Where’s the murder coming from?”
"Couple squirts,let's keep this thing going.." 🤣🤣
2:38 I fuc*ing lost it
The Death Hut doors were locked last night so I had to pay through the sliding tray thing. Looked over my shoulder like 10 times waiting for my change 😂😂😂
"Soon as you get outta your car...where's the murder coming from?"
Hahaha He is so physically expressive in this one statement, you remember when you had that same experience, those same feelings at some time in your life. Oh I remember it well. Still can't believe I'm alive. Yeah I've been there! Sebastian, you are larger than life. I love you! 💘
It’s a true sign of his comedic genius that folks watch his work MULTIPLE times, and it never gets old. I love how he will deliver a line about something Lana does (ie: doesn’t gas up the car) - the face starts out totally in the character, then breaks into this cute little grin…it’s that “this makes me crazy, but I can’t get mad cuz I just love my wife so much” thing. So sweet. His bit, in his new show, about getting out of the car, and looks back to see Lana has her Sephora counter set up on the dash ! I pretty much peed myself. I wish I had 1% of this guy’s chutzpah!
2:38 i think this is my favorite quote from this whole show
"Any sign of life..." so true.
“She has no idea the scenario I have created outside the vehicle” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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L😅😅😅😅L
He’s waiting for the guy at the gator aide section to RELOAD!!!
His jokes are impeccable and his delivery just sweetens it all up. His energy is so great 😂 some comedians are too calm on stage
man makes me laugh like no other
Chicago guy ! Classic humor ! That’s comedy !! Never a dull moment w this guy!
Sebastian forgot about the "Stealth homeless guy that magically appears right behind you as you are pumping gas, asking...Do you have a cigarette?
I start speaking different language immediately.
Good when we remember the fake/other language bit 😂 😁
Sebastian is a throw back. His show pays homage to the greats while entertaining us in real time. He is a treasure.
This guy calms me down before bed. I just keep watching these clips 😂
Hell yea..
Brilliant. Genius and one of today's funniest 🤣
Every single skit I watch from Sebastian, has me literally in tears laughing!
Johnny Carson I think had the sketch about highway signs. Hotel, restaurant, illegal immigrant hotel (picture of 20 ppl in bunkbeds together) and my fave’: a guy with his hands up at gunpoint. GAS STATION!
I've never full out belly-laughed harder than from Sebastian's takes on life. I love this man.
I never get sick of watching his videos
This man is criminally underrated. He’s in my top 5 easy.
Disagree. If he was underrated he wouldn't have been in the Irishman. Pretty sure comedian heads know he funny af. Best believe my ice fresh.
Where is this guys tv sitcom?
Whats your top 5?
Top: Brian Regan;
Sebastian M;
Jim Gaffigan
Gary Gulman;
Damon Wayans;
John Reeps;
Seinfield.
C G the Irishman SUCKED anyway! DeNiro blah blah ego stroking over played boring script etc...
My opinion most relatable comedian out! He’s the best. Going to see him tonight in Wilkes Barre Pa .I’m re-watching these before we go. Looking forward to it 👍🏻
“There’s always a guy by the Gatorades, I’m just waiting for him to reload” hahaha 🤣 I’m in tears with this one.
He is the funniest guy I have EVER seen. 😂
I hate getting murdered. Especially on a filthy gas station at midnight with the wet floor. Uugh
"Hate getting murdered" ?? How many times have you been murdered? 😂😂😂tf
What was your least worse murder? I'd love to find out
I know, right? If you have to be murdered, at least have it happen in the comfort of your own home with no weirdos around.
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David Spade spoke about him and now I’m here dying laughing
Nobody is funnier than this guy in his prime!!
He's so Italian-American its amazing ☺️ I felt this on so many levels haha
This guy makes me laugh so hard. Every time. Freaking love Sebastian!!
For real. Shut it down and pay attention to the death hut activity. This is a life tip given through his comedy 😂
When I heard "death hut " I died even harder than I already was. I create this same scenario 😂😂😂😂 One scenario I also create for myself 😂 is when someone comes in the death hut, I watch them thinking ok is he the one that's gonna do the murdering while I pay for the gas. Lmao 🤣
Lmfao0oooo he just described a Courage the Cowardly dog type scenario!
I love when i read the comments, that are quoting Sebastian, at the very same time he is saying it, while simultaneously thinking, how damn funny of a line it was 😂😂
I LOVE tHIS GUY ..
how can he turn what we ALL think .. into something so FUNNIE !!! he is so ACCURATE !!
If Mr Maniscalco could just stand in my room for the rest of the year and do his stand up for me every night while I lay in bed, I think my depression will be cured 🙌🏻
I definitely try to avoid gassing up at night. I'm looking for where the murder is coming from too!
This is the type of stuff I tell my brothers. They call me an idiot. Sebastian has the balls to say it on stage, and he's brilliant. Lesson: Get on stage lol
Whatever mental afflictions he’s got, I suffer from the same. He speaks to me
"Are they mopping up from the last murder?" LOL
Im dying over here, this scenario is so true. Great delivery.
I absolutely love him..he says what we're all thinking & feeling!!!😍👍🌈🤓
I lov the "dive" into the car!
Sebastian is one of the best in the business....Note to self: "Im not gettin murdered any where!" You want me, catch me in the house, playin video games,😁😆.
Love this comedian
He’s so funny, scared and hates people but still makes us laugh
You're body gestures are incredible.
I love Sebastian and his sense of humor , my husband enjoys watching with me, Sebastian always puts us back in a good mood after having a bad day!!!!!
God bless you and your family Sebastian maniscalco.
Please everyone wear your mask and social distancing is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo important too God bless!!!🇺🇸✌🏼✝️😷💕
I LOVE Sebastian! I saw him in Tampa last Fall! Spectacular!
I saw his talent years before anyone heard of him would see clips on comedy central and knew he was gonna be big . Saw he was appearing at local comedy club I had asthma attack laughing so hard had to use my inhaler to breathe again.Now he plays huge arenas and tickets are astronomical But he has earned it has given laughs to thousands and still going strong
Full on accurate!!!! Hilarious... because it's true. PAY ATTENTION, I'M GOING IN THE MINI MART.
I had to turn around and drive back to a creepy gas station alone one time in nj. Pitch black and in the middle of the night i thought i was gonna get murdered.
thanks Sebastian for not cursing , its refreshing and I can share it with my grandkids.
THE ONLY COMEDIAN THAT MAKES ME LAUGH TIL MY TUMMY HURTS 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
1:42 that death hut!......
1:45- Mini Mart- the mini murder mart.....
4:00-EPIC!!!
This guy is hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 The funny thing about this, is that I'm exactly like this whenever I go out somewhere with my husband, specially at night. I'm always one step ahead, observing my surroundings wondering where the crime is going to take place telling my husband to be in the lookout. Meanwhile my husband has no clue what's going on telling me to stop being paranoid!!!!!
I don't care if it is the safest town in the country, if it isn't my regular gas station I am on high alert.
A clerk at my "go to" gas station was murdered after midnight last year. Comedy collides with reality.
Shit. That's so sad.
Jesus. Do you still go there?
@@thomasr1051 Yep. Still go there. Most customers now don't even know that happened.
YIKES! May he R.I.P.!
So sorry,that's horrible! I always gas up in daylight,and always fill my tank in case we are lost or stuck in traffic.
He is awesome!!!!
Luving him 4 sure, his one of the best i've heard! ❤❤❤
So true! Even the bags of chips inside have a bad feeling.
Love him! He reminds me of all of my Italian cousins!!!!
This is quality comedy. The stuff he does with the gas station bit is just *chef kiss* mwah like damn that is a good bit
This guy is crazy good! 😂😂😂😂
That's true that mini markets are a pit stop for criminals. I always get uneasy going there at night
That's soooo true... each time I'm on another neighborhood I am in constant alert of my surroundings but at the one I always go near my home I'm all relaxed.... he's Hilarious and Real. Love him 🤣💖
Hands down, my favorite comedian of all time.
My fav comedian 🤩
Love it!
“You ever go into a Mini Mart at midnight” 🤣🤣 The way he said that line had me 😂
I went to a mini mart after midnight taking my significant other to the hospital, my 9 year old son was with me. I am waiting in line and notice a guy standing at the door while another guy goes and stands up by the register - my gut said doesn’t feel or look right. I put my stuff down, said to my son we’re leaving and I showed him why. The place was held up about 15 mins later.
That reload in the end tho lol
Nobody buying Gatorade
That’s why you know something’s fishy I guess 🤷♂️ 😝
Underrated Comedian right here haha 😄
BEST COMEDIAN IN A LONG TIME!!!!
The Death Mart @ Midnight Bro Too FuckiN FunnY 🤣🤣🤣
This guy is the embodiment of my anxiety.
He is the BEST