Meanwhile… Tacos Are Sandwiches | Florida Man Steals Pokémon Cards | Attention Spans Shrinking
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- Опубліковано 16 тра 2024
- Meanwhile… A judge in Texas ruled that tacos are Mexican-style sandwiches, a Florida man was apprehended after stealing Pokémon cards, and Stephen reports on America’s rapidly shrinking attention spans.
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Oh I love you opener with the Gina Reinhardt story. I have been living for this story. It was painted by an indigenous artist. She’s a mining billionaire. It’s too sweet.
Oh my dilly, I was so pleased! This is the Streisand Effect in action! Shove it up you, Rinehart!
There must of be much tongue in cheek commentary contained within that portrait and much frustration about having had the indigenous voice quashed in favour of mining companies and their big lobbyist dollars.
The voice was to be a counter measure to lobbyists convincing parliament to vote against local communities in favour of big companies digging up everything and ruining the water supplies and ruining the local economies before ditching the community for the next target.
Reminded me of Sarah Huckabee
@@YolandaAnneBrown95726I thought Steve Bannon in drag...lol
@@matthewhuxtable1557May I say I love “ oh my dilly”……asa Coloradan…I’ll have to add that to my cowgirl parlance and see how it goes,by dilly! ( wrong use)
Please, no sympathy for Gina. She's basically Australia's Trump. The portrait is an accurate representation of her looking at people who aren't billionaires.
It’s a flattering representation of what she looks like when looking at non-billionaires tbh
And she tried to pressure the Australian swimmers she finally sponsored to pressure the art gallery to cancel the portrait.
Gina Rhinehart is hated by every Australian .That depiction in the portrait is 100% accurate sir !!!!
Flattering imo
The portrait is an improvement on her face.
clearly her reaction to being told she can't dig mines in ancient sacred sites
I will genuinely riot if they remove it. Get rekt Gina lmfao.
She once complained that Australian workers earn too much and should earn $2 a day like in some African countries.
The artist captured her soul. She is evil.
No, she sold her soul to inherit her father's business; what he captured was what's left.
@@schoolfreak32 Yes you say it much better.👍
Gina Rinehart, of the portrait, is widely disliked here in Australia. She's the daughter of mining magnate Lang Hancock who opened up Australia's north west region's vast iron ore deposits. Gina is very unlikeable, except to other super wealthy people in the industry. The portrait is one of a set of 21 portraits of famous or significant people, including King Charles, previous Prime Minister Julia Gillard, Queen Elizabeth, Captina Cook and ACDC's Angus Young. They are a matched set, all painted in the same style. The Artist Vincent Namatjira is the great grandson of Albert Namatjira who is the most famous of Australia's indigenous painters. His landscapes revolutionised how Australians see the country. There is also a portrait of Albert Namatjira among the set of 21. Vincent was one of the 'stolen generation', kids who were taken from their families and delivered to often abusive foster homes in the city.
Thank you. Very informative. 👍
As an American, I was not aware of this.
Thanks .
you got a link towards them?
That was a good post. Thank you.
The thing that most people aren't going to understand is how perfectly the artist captured her true nature. She is a horrible, hateful person and it really shines through in the portrait.
A lot of people see this painting and think "bad painting"
Nope, absolutely nailed it.
The Reinhart portrait wasn't at all accurate, it was missing the devil horns
Vincent Namatjira is the artist of the portrait of Gina Reinhart. He's an Australian Indigenous artist who paints brilliant controversial and satirical portraits to make a point and get people thinking about Australian colonization and history. This one makes a great point and it's wonderful that it's getting attention. 😊
“Angry ketchup” 🤣
#scaredketchup
ua-cam.com/video/8wHmQIcOCX4/v-deo.html scared ketchup great channel
Stephen what? Cold Bear. That's why I don't vote Democrat. Hot Bull, not Cold Bear.
I could have sworn that was a portrait of Sarah Huckabee Sanders... after being attacked by the escaped bees...
That's insulting... to the portrait.
@@RabblesTheBinxand insulting to the bees!
Sarah H.B. + ɓee attack = Gina Reinhardt. Yep, that adds up.
With the look on her face when she gets nailed to the wall for lectern gate
😂
Too Florida! Made me laugh hard!!
Could be worse, lady.... You could have been painted into the bloody mists of Hell itself. Like the King.
Still haven't gotten used to having a king. When I first read this, I thought, why would Elvis be in hell?
@@DuchessofEarlGreyWhy wouldn’t he be?
@@DneilB007 Hell if I know.
@@DuchessofEarlGrey- omg, me too!!!!!!! I literally 100% thought he meant Elvis…King WHO???????
@@DuchessofEarlGrey to meet interesting people?
Not sure if I’m the first Australian to comment, but that portrait is very accurate! You have to have inner beauty for it to shine through!
Tell Ruppert to F.O. (from Cincinnati)
She looks exactly like a evil version of Jabba the Hutt.
I think it's hauntingly beautiful... Kinda.
Was missing the devil horns
Fellow Aussie - I think it flatters her! No one has seen her eyes for years they're so buried in fat 🤣🤣🤣
That portrait is awesome! This is how we stick it to the Sacklers, hit em in the art!😂😂😂
"Green cream cheese"? Also nice. Ever since my cousin called it "run-over salad" the word Guac has never again been uttered here.
I personally think the painting of Reinheardt captures the essence of her inner being
The most Florida headline ever, "Not the bees!", and Flavor Flav all in one segment? We really ARE peaking right now!
Be careful of that flute Stephen, you might attract Rudy Giuliani
Hey, good idea. He seems to be MIA ...
@@thaisstone5192 He's getting his motions to appeal the settlement of his defamation shut down!
Judge: "Tacos are sandwiches"
Hot dogs: "we feel you..."
Fillings inside bread is a sandwich. Bread is a cooked food made of (at least) grain and water. Tortillas, pitas etc are flat bread, so, yes, tacos, gyros, and hot dogs etc are all sandwiches.
@@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059so wrong. A Sandwich was invented by the Earl of Sandwich and consists of TWO PIECES OF SLICED LEAVENED BREAD with things Between. A taco consists of a single piece of non sliced unleavened corn bread folded over. A Tostada is a hard tortilla with stuff on top .. you know they modified the descriptor sandwich to open face sandwich when ypu don't put a second slice on top because it is no longer a proper sandwich
Now a hot dog without a bun is a sausage or frank but inside a sliced bun becomes a sandwich ...
Meanwhile there is the TORTA an actual fn sandwich made in Mexico from a leavened wheat bread sliced in half and stuffed with stuff
A burrito is a burrito
A taco is a taco.
A pizza does not become a sandwich when you fold it over much less stuffing the crust.
It's still a pizza.
Ypu xan make a ham taco and ypu canmake a taco salad .. you can make a taco themed sandwich but ???? Why
WORDS HAVE ACTUAL.MEAN8NGS
Maga are stupid and ypu gotta be a maga to try and force a taco ito identify as a sandwich
@@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059your idiotic false proof would conclude pie is a sandwich. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Laugh all you like, but technically pie can be considered a sandwich.
@@ThatOpalGuy Oh, I don't think they were laughing. Those are tears of rage. Over sandwiches. The mind boggles, lmao
As an Aussie I LOVE that portrait!! Excellent representation indeed.
Hahahaha the attention span joke got me. Whale!
Squirrel!
For Russian trolls in the comments Tacos are Sandwiches because everything else is potato.
YES!!!!! I miss Potato!!! 👏👏👏👏👏
Noodles are long ass rice
I hope he keeps that flute under his desk for future use.
"that flute works on RATS, not mice" - Pied Piper
I will forever be referring to hot sauce as "angry ketchup" 😂
I thought it was referring to salsa.. but hot sauce makes sense. I’ve never once put hot sauce on a taco
"Angry Ketchup" 😂Genius! That whole riff. And excellent channeling of old man 👏
Florida Man story: someone could make a fortune with Florida Man Mad-Libs.
Angry ketchup🤣🤣🤣 Bwahhhaha I'll never call it salsa again!
Angry ketchup is hot sauce. Salsa is ketchup with a high school diploma.
@@LuckyBaldwin777 even better🤣
Haha...Rinehart's portrait is in the style of Trump's courtroom sketch artist!
Appropriate. Rinehart is a big fan of Trump, which should give Americans a good insight into her character and also of how most Australians feel about her.
“NOT THE BEES!!!”-Nic Cage.
We need him to do portraits of Margorie and Lauren!
Boy, the 'Mona Lisa' Has Really Let Herself Go.😵😵😵
Maine, Newfoundland’s Mexico! You owe me a coffee! It just came out places it’s not supposed to exit.
Ahh😌 As Stephen says, "Meanwhile" IS medicine!💊 I was having a panic attack, and turned on this video while I waited it out, because I know the adrenaline takes at least 3 minutes to wear off. And I feel so much better now.💝 Thank you Stephen and The Late Show crew!🥰
Hope your feeling better!
Props to Stephen for committing to the “Boyeees!” 😂
You just know he was studying up with the band beforehand to get it right. 😂
@@3rdeyegoogly 😄
Here for this comment!
I admit I didn't get that one at all. Too old.
@@tony_tony_bobony “Yeeeeaaaah BOYeeee!!” was a commonly used phrase by Flava Flav when he was a part of a Group called Public Enemy back in the 1980’s - mid 1990’s.
The portrait of Gina Rinehart is Genius.
Perfect likeness of Gina! Markets are up more than 20% this year, and Gina's net worth increased by more than $500 million without lifting a finger. She could easily donate $100 million to the people her father's mines harmed without impacting her lifestyle. In contrast, Warren Buffet has donated more than $50 billion, and he keeps getting richer by the second.
Too Florida? But there wasn't even a methed up alligator involved?!?!
or a methed out python
@cmdraftbrn the MMA coach calls his arms "pythons."
And he was methed out.
The line "steals Pokémon cards" triggered me.
When I was young, some douche in my school stole my holographic Charizard card, because I didn't want to trade it.
The pain never ends.
That sucks! Did you find out who?
Stephen's teleprompter reading skills are noticeably better than they used to be. That is fast and accurate reading. He knew it to. His little smirks when he inhales are dead giveaways that he knows he's nailing it. The glances to the producer are icing on the cake.
at the moment of “attention spans shrinking” I was distracted, had to rewind 😊
Chuck schumer ordering angry ketchup, too real.
I thought I saw the impression somewhere😂
If you guys actually read the Indiana opinion (it’s only 11 pages) you’ll find out that zoning ordinance allowed for made-to-order sandwich shops in a commercial development. The owner of the space applied for an amendment to the written commitment subject to the same conditions (no outdoor seating, drive thru, music, alcohol) but the planning commission still said no. The judge said the Famous Taco chain falls within the scope of the general use of the commitment and there was no evidence of limiting that area to “American-style” only cuisine. The judge specifically said other foods like Gyros, Naan Wraps and Vietnamese Banh Mi would also be permissible. I think it’s actually a sensible opinion.
Thank you for the context. I am sure it was left out for the joke. What part of Indiana are you in? I'm in NWI. Cheers, xx!
Actually.........
Dude, if everything gets explained in full context, there's no room for a joke. We'd just be devastated and crying all of the time.
Umm...Huh? What? Why? A 'Mexican-style-sandwich' is called a Torta. Why is a Planning Commission making decisions about a restaurant's menu? That seems a bit bizarre.
@@vpolite1 I'm guessing it's an HOA board that wanted more power...
Personally, I would've opened a pie shop, selling only pies with both a bottom and top crust. The definition of a sandwich after all, is two pieces of bread (type not specified) with a filling (also not specified) in between.
More specifically, it's about a restaurant called the Famous Taco in Fort Wayne, IN.
Luis struck gold when Jon left. luckiest nerd in the world!
I miss Jon.
Since hotdogs are tacos, that means hotdogs are sandwiches. You're welcome!
🤯
Fillings inside bread is a sandwich. Bread is a cooked food made of (at least) grain and water. Tortillas, pitas etc are flat bread, so, yes, tacos, gyros, and hot dogs etc are all sandwiches.
@@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059 Then what if the bread goes COMPLETELY around the fillings like bao?
What about corn tortillas?
@@JBBost Sandwich.
There is a whole industry of beekeepers trucking hives to different farms/orchards for pollinating for a fee....
Steven certainly got some mileage out of that flute. :-D
*recorder And as a flautist, and former recorder player, I can confirm that was an overblown recorder segment. 😆
@@daniellamcgee4251 I see what you did there!
@@talltrini10 😉
It's 3:45am and I'm wondering if I can get to 🌮🔔 before they close in 15 minutes ...
run for the border.....
🌮🐟🌮
I had the same hankerin’…😂
Did you make it?
The border was closed. Mexico didn't pay for the wall.@@jakobwilson2389
Such a lovely, kind & thoughtful woman, oh, no wait, sorry, wrong pic....
Thats why we Australians call her Gina the Hutt,
Reminder: when Colbert says "sometimes", he's talking about something he experienced more than once
"...janky outlaw's push scooter of news" 👏👏👏
"yeh boy yeh boy YEEHH BOOYYYY"
That portrait is the embodiment of the ermahgerd meme
It's awesome. I want that portrait as a poster.
The mouse flute ,was pure gold!!
the boiiis! LOL
Maybe that portrait is her Dorian Grey
"Too Florida"
🤣🤣🤣
My favorite sandwich is pizza.
I mean if you do the NYC fold thingies, I guess it counts. 😂
In that case , mine is red velvet cake.
my favorite toasted sandwich is a pepper steak pie
Riiiiight! It's an open faced sandwich...like a steak sandwich or hot turkey!
Hotdogs..tacos..pitas.. breakfast sandwich.....anything can b a sandwich really....if you were drop a piece of bread on the ground at the same time as someone else on the other side of the world...the WORLD would be a sandwich! 🥪
Someone take that recorder away from him because he's not gonna give it back lmao.
Love me some Meanwhile!!!
I love the surrealism of the comment about the artist capturing her expression as she looked at that portrait. Reminded me a couple of surrealistic French novels I read in college.
Every issue of race can be overcome if Stephen Colbert can land a FlavaFlav joke like that !
Yeaaahhhh boiiii
A sandwich is classically something between (two) pieces of bread. A taco last I checked is a single tortilla folded in half. If you fold a piece of bread in half you don't have two sandwiches you have a half sandwich on one piece of bread.
Open-faced sandwich already contradicts your definition.
@@snarkylive open faced sandwich is it's own definition, and doesn't impact the definition of sandwich, hence the added words.
That was the funniest Meanwhile I've seen in a while. Damn near busted my gut while laughing.
Bhahahaha! "Maine..Newfoundland's Mexico" ....absolute gold! Love it! Hahaha!
Therefore, hot dogs are German-style sandwiches.
The judge said things like gyros would count too so yes
They are the wurst.
I love how funny Lewis Black thought the flute was! Never heard him laugh so hard
Considering what goes down there every day, I hesitate to imagine what "Too Florida" might mean.
I love how Gina Reinhardt didn't want her portrait to be shown, and in publicly requesting for it to be removed, she ensured that it would become worldwide news and he viewed by WAY more people 😂
No bees, no almonds…
My sister was a waitress in an eatery along Route 66 in Albuquerque. A customer asked for "green gravy" (guacamole) in a decidedly Texas drawl.
When I was new to my job- they were serving chop suey in the cafeteria. As a Chinese American I never knew what chop suey was. When I reached the front of the line I was really disappointed. It’s just beefaroni. What this has to do with Chinese cuisine totally baffles me
"We have 5 ingredients, in which of the 25 ways would you like them presented to you today?"
-Taco Bell
🤣🤣🤣👍👍
I sense zero sarcasm so I'll just say that a couple double-decker tacos and nachos bel grande please. And a handful of hot sauces :-)
Florida Man....never fails
Whaaaaaat ..... david lettermaaaaaan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 perfect ❤❤❤😂😂🎉🎉🎉 dear dave
The expression on Gina Rinehart’s face in that portrait is her standard response to finding she can’t pay her workers $2 an hour
I never noticed before how Stephen throws the cutoff sign while ostensibly pointing out the band for credit. Stylish.
That's considered rated 'F' for Florida.. and only well trained psychologist and psychiatrist should view it.
OMG, I looked it up. I even saw video. I'm I gonna die?
heh.
F is for the highest grade Florida pupils will get, with DeSantis' properly censored school lessons.
F is for "forgetaboutit" when the product of Florida's Education system tries to find work in the real world.
F is for Fundamentalists, who will make Florida appear as backwards as Islamic villages in the Middle East, because nothing stops progress like fundamentalism based on fictions like religions.
F is not for Fun, slavery was an abomination!
Florida's highlight? What, an underpaid, overworked, kid in a rodent suit? Forgetaboutit!
I have this fantasy about someone animating one of the Meanwhile Intros
lol and people thought the King Charles portrait was bad?!? I liked the red portrait, the one of the billionaire lady, well that’s probably the best picture of her available, let’s be honest, there’s only like 2 billionaires that are actually good people
In Australia Gina Rinehart is regularly compared to Jabba the Hutt.
I love this bit when the band get in!!!!!
Omy, I'm a motorist and I understand everything (the Meanwhile opening) 🤣🤣🤣
It’s a very nice portrait
Usually I glaze over during the rundown to Meanwhile,..
but today you spoke my language!
That’s funny, cause it wasn’t until I was skimming through the comments just now that I saw this and realized I’d given so little attention to that bit that I couldn’t even recall having watched it, and had to go back to get the context to understand your comment. And now I wish I hadn’t, because that’s how bored some of us get listening to others ramble on about motor vehicles. 😜
I mean, saying that tacos count as sandwiches for the purpose of deciding what restaurant laws apply makes perfect sense though.
100%.
Tacos deserve a category all their own. In Mexico, sandwiches are called “tortas” and they’re made with bread.
"The beautiful, the talented..." I assumed he was gonna say David Letterman!
That Flava Flav joke was great, loved the delivery.
I miss the Big Furry Hat.
Every intro a Maserati!
LMAO!!
Good stuff.
Keep swinging. "Angry Ketchup" lmao
Tf was the band at the end doing lmao... "Good one boss haha good one hu-gha"
Sooo.. Hotdogs ARE sandwiches....
"What's this? An all-American family picnic woefully underpopulated by bees? Why, a large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!"
Starts at 2:20
Congratulations, Gina.
Your whinging got your portrait by Vincent Namatjira into Stephen Colbert's "Meanwhile" segment on #TheLateShow, the most-watched late-night program in the USA with over 2.5 million viewers each night.
Well done. 👏
Shrinking attent....Oooh, shiny!
Did the Pied Piper get the mice to come along with the rats? The historical record is unclear.
3:49 Well, that can't be one of the cards he stole. That's a reprint.
That was one of today's "hmmm" posts. This world is beautiful and valuable because of its great diversity. I am glad you are one of the people in it. Have a nice day, my coherent, informed, and very different-thinking neighbor.
If the place is zoned for a restaurant, why should the planning commission care what's on the menu? Why shouldn't they be allowed to sell whatever type of that they desire. Seems pretty bizarre.
It's Indiana. Bizarre is kinda the brand here.
Home of Mike Pence, the guy who calls Lite Mayo angry ketchup.
I gather that the local HOA was objecting and the judge realized that the neighborhood busybodies couldn't be jerks to people if tacos counted as sandwiches.
That mouse joke was really good 😂