As a non Daniel, I find this whole situation very funny. However, my name is Matthew and Liam Neeson once threatened a Matthew on a late night show so I know the feeling
@@bananaman7969 my head canon is that they're hoping to use it to plead for their lives but we always kill them too fast, or they're petty and if they're gonna die they want us to avenge them by killing the idiot who hired them 😂
-hey guys, got a job to do -what is it? -we'll beat that guy that uses a dragon bone armor, a the millennial sword of a demon, that explode things with fireballs -are you crazy? -but listen, we'll not going to kill him, just teach him a lesson get it? -ooooh, I'm in
Remember Mogrul in Raven Rock? He decides you owe him 1k Septims, and sends his own hired thugs after you... Over and over... How much do you think he pays out, trying to get back what amounts to petty cash? =^[.]^=
"I named my Sword Jarl Balgruuf because I Ended the civil war and murdered him and then imbued his soul into this sword, I was quite happy with the Civil war continuing but that Jarl sent thugs after me and he had to pay" For context... I kept shouting his Dinner plates everywhere and offloading all my junk into his Throne room.. Everytime I visited.
I read a post where someone claimed that they would always kill Nazeem, bind his soul in a black soul gem, then throw the gem into the cold sea to far the north. ... *every* playthrough.
I got that too. Also in a different play thought I stole ingredients from the lady by Riverwood and the Thugs showed up and didn't know the name, on it until I did the quest where you get blackout drunk for a staff and it turned out to be the Hagraven.
Are there any actual examples of that? Even situations like Rolff being bizarrely immortal is because he’s related to a thieves guild quest, even if that quest really doesn’t justify essential status.
@@SorowFame well years ago i was told that one of those letters were writen by a child NPC, so there was nothing that you could do, unless you had mods
I remember when they didn’t have Ysolda as essential and it would fuck over the entire Sanguine Rose side quest if she was dead , they later patched the game to make her essential, but not before I had accidentally killed her in my brothers game for walking in on me while I was trespassing in her house
As terrified as he was you can tell he found all of his righteous anger again the way he said "you knocked things over in my shop" 🤣🤣🤣 your acting is out of this world bruh 👍🏽
@@H.K.5 Yea that’s what I was thinking. I’m like they wouldn’t do crap other then tell u to stop it if u knock something down. I was honestly expecting to hear something like “I saw u kill that chicken” or something like that. Which they still wouldn’t send people after u for it but it would’ve made more sense since it’s actually something u get in trouble for and it would’ve been funnier.
There's a mod called Thugs not assassins confrontation that adds in the abilty to confront the people who hired thugs about it, can't link it since UA-cam doesn't let me post links so just look it up on the Nexus yourself.
Bro I walked into Arcadia's and three hired thugs jumped me... They were just chilling inside the store, using her tables and shit and attacked me while she cheerfully greeted me. I loot the bodies, the note says she hired them... At least she was there to see how worthless that was. I stole everything that wasn't nailed down, out of spite.
@@KeiranTricknah you need to drive then mad and keep catching their souls while resurrecting them to repeat the process, it’s broken but not ineffective
One time, my own daughter send the goons after me. My own daughter which I picked up from the streets from very poor condition, gave her shelter and let her keep the random bunny she found as a pet. She sent goons after me. That day something was broken, and it wasn't my sword, my shield or my armor. It was my heart.
Never understood why they would send thugs after you kill the first dragon and start dropping bodies in the Civil War quest line . Like cmon im obviously much more dangerous and worth the hassle of the empire sending a couple of guys to figure out where their walking mouth artillery piece went that has won them the war up until then
"Hey! What are we?!" 😆 ua-cam.com/video/n0Kz8gQxzGE/v-deo.html I blame limited ability to acquire news. No town criers (except when you Shout in town), no community message boards, the bards only know a few songs. Sure, a courier can always find the Dragonborn, but I'm with the people who credit the Clairvoyance spell for making that possible.
@@CyranofromBergerac i mean may be but wouldn't they also think that if they didnt get a good result it could make the dragon born angry enough to strike back ?
The bigger mystery is why the thug takes the job "You want me to try and fight the Dragonborn? The same Dragonborn that kills dragons as a light workout? The sane dragonborn that wields every deidric artifact known to man? Same one that wields magic of apocalyptic proportions? Yeaaaah you see I would, i really would, promise but I uh.. i.. actually had plans later!, yeah i... actually gotta go do a favor i promised to meridia! Something involving a beacon or something you know how it goes but good luck"
One thing they absolutely need to do is have some kinda recognition system in the next game. Like if I'm walking around fully kitted in Dragon armor, why tf are some random bandits in leather tryna scrap? They should be too scared to even look at me
The thing is they have that in skyrim the guards mention your armor just mae it so potential enemies try and flee instead of fight when they see they are clearly outmatched. Why would a bandit with a steel hammer want to fight a mfer covered in dragon bones
Even worse is the Dark Brotherhood assassins. "Yes, I KNOW we've sent seven agents after this target and none of them have come back, and no, I don't care. Go kill him."
During my first play through, a bunch of goons showed up and tried to kill me. I was in Riverrun and so the people fought against them. The goons killed Alvor, the blacksmith. I loved Alvor, so I slaughtered the goons, but I didn’t the recognize the name , so I’ll never know who killed Alvor. It haunts me to my days
The first time I got hired thugs on me was after I stole some fire salts from Septimus Signus. I took his fire salts because he turned into a pile of goo, bro was so offended he hired a hitman from the afterlife
I relate to this so much. Every damn playthrough I go to the witches hut next to riverwood to get few enchanting and alchemy levels... And always the witch gets mad even if you sneak in, after defending your life from the mere crime of trespassing, this causes the witches niece or something to send thugs after me. but I can't recall who the person sending them after me is.
I remember the first time somebody hired thugs go kill me on skyrim I immediately ran over to confront the guy. I'm still so disappointed that nothing happens
Hell yeah! Hahaha I always had the most fun hunting down the people that sent the thugs. Except one time someone I was friends with sent them. I wish I could remember this was like 5yrs ago 😂😂 I had to get revenge for the betrayal, it was bittersweet.
Shop keep hired them against me in Whiterun, and jumped me in the shop. I killed them all in front of the shop keep, took all their things, then sold them to him lmao. It was very early on so it helped alot.
I always wanted to write them a thank you letter as sometimes those goons had some nice stuff. I'm a huge fan of collecting daggers and soul stones so I can enchant them and trade them for supplies once my bartering was high enough. I never needed gold. My currency was enchanted daggers.
When some hired thug, merc, assassin or thief comes after me as I'm a max out dragon born, wearing daedric armor with a sword that can wield both fire and poison
Why do those thugs take the job? Clearly, they have been paid in advance. Just take the money, and don't attack the one who DROPS EVRY DRAGON ON SIGHT. Should probably mention they will eat their souls or use it as fuel for enchanting.
This guy just killed 5 dragons, 2 giants, a mammoth, 10 wolves and 50 bandits. Now he's taking a stroll through the forest, picking up flowers as he goes and you think that now's a good time to attack him? You do know that you won't even come close to him, he'll just shout you into the lake across the field by this forest that is on top of a mountain, but hey, you do you.
Fun fact I recently learned. If you pickpocket a Forsworn Briarheart and steal their heart (Killing them instantly) there is a chance you’ll be attacked by hired thugs carrying a note by that (definitely dead) Forsworn Briarheart.
I cleared some woman's house of a sabre cat as a companion, and saw a health potion. I though,"Aagh she won't miss it. Think of it as an advance payment lady.😁" two days later she sends 3 guys to 'teach me a lesson'. They not only died trying to kill me, but they killed Fandael too. So,....i went back to the woman's mill, and one shotted her in her chair. "That'll teach ya'! Send thugs after ME will ya!.....Not anymore." 😂 Such fun.
I always get Thugs sent after me by people I've already killed and looted their homes, like Anaise, the witch in the woods near Riverwood. Loot her cellar and she turns hostile because you learned her secret, later you get goons sent after you by her and she's already dead lol.
My real name is Daniel so I feel lightly threatened
Finally our name is used, and we're dead 😂
As a Daniel myself, I feel highly comforted and conflicted because of this bit
We will find you Daniel
And you too Daniel don’t think we forgot about you 🫵😠
You shouldn't have sent those thugs, Daniel.
As a non Daniel, I find this whole situation very funny. However, my name is Matthew and Liam Neeson once threatened a Matthew on a late night show so I know the feeling
I always loved that they sign the note to quite literally leave a paper trail, basically saying “murder me”.
It's also how contracts work
And I'm always happy to oblige them 🤣
@Ashley yea but the thugs don't need to be caring the contract on them
@@bananaman7969 my head canon is that they're hoping to use it to plead for their lives but we always kill them too fast, or they're petty and if they're gonna die they want us to avenge them by killing the idiot who hired them 😂
Wait I never noticed that
Okay, forget Daniel, who's the hired thug that accepts a contract to kill the walking catastrophe that is the Dragonborn?
-hey guys, got a job to do
-what is it?
-we'll beat that guy that uses a dragon bone armor, a the millennial sword of a demon, that explode things with fireballs
-are you crazy?
-but listen, we'll not going to kill him, just teach him a lesson get it?
-ooooh, I'm in
Remember Mogrul in Raven Rock? He decides you owe him 1k Septims, and sends his own hired thugs after you... Over and over... How much do you think he pays out, trying to get back what amounts to petty cash? =^[.]^=
@@Raycheetah wish we have a nice word with him about that behind a locked soundproof door deep in the mine away from everyone
@@Raycheetah he's using his hired thug free trial membership for 3 months
@@Raycheetah If I remember correctly each hired thug carries 250 gold on them, and they always come in groups of 3. So that's 750 gold per attempt
"I'm about to put you into a soul gem."
"I named my Sword Jarl Balgruuf because I Ended the civil war and murdered him and then imbued his soul into this sword, I was quite happy with the Civil war continuing but that Jarl sent thugs after me and he had to pay"
For context...
I kept shouting his Dinner plates everywhere and offloading all my junk into his Throne room..
Everytime I visited.
I read a post where someone claimed that they would always kill Nazeem, bind his soul in a black soul gem, then throw the gem into the cold sea to far the north.
... *every* playthrough.
And use it like a battery
You are being used to kill your friends and allies, that is literally a fate worse than death.
@@Rekhan4242 Nazeem doesn't have any friends and even his own wife hates him to the point where they Don't even share a bed.
I once got a “love letter” from a Forsworn briar heart. He hired thugs because I “stole his heart” 😂
*drum cymbals*
I got that too. Also in a different play thought I stole ingredients from the lady by Riverwood and the Thugs showed up and didn't know the name, on it until I did the quest where you get blackout drunk for a staff and it turned out to be the Hagraven.
I had a godamn dog send thugs after me. Another time it was a kid in riverwood lmao
Amusing because last time I stole someone's briar heart they dropped dead on the spot.
@@seekingabsolution1907 The same briar heart also died
Then Daniel insults you and walks away because he's an essential npc for a cut questline
Are there any actual examples of that? Even situations like Rolff being bizarrely immortal is because he’s related to a thieves guild quest, even if that quest really doesn’t justify essential status.
@@SorowFame that one black briar bitch hate her guts and cant kill her
LOLOL Ice cold blooded.🥶
@@SorowFame well years ago i was told that one of those letters were writen by a child NPC, so there was nothing that you could do, unless you had mods
I remember when they didn’t have Ysolda as essential and it would fuck over the entire Sanguine Rose side quest if she was dead , they later patched the game to make her essential, but not before I had accidentally killed her in my brothers game for walking in on me while I was trespassing in her house
After killing Daniel, you find out that he also set you up as the sole beneficiary of his will because you did his chores one time.
The jarl is living off of every "friend" the dragonborn kills damn taxes can't even be evaded in tamriel
And youve got to love the fact that as you walk outside the house you just killed him in, that courier is waiting with his condolences.
I killed Lydia as boethiah's sacrifice. On my way to town from that I got a courier giving me her inheritance
@@CosmicKarnacles I always offer up the Solitude Headsman as the sacrifice to Boethiah. Just so I can take his axe. 😂
I'd love to see a short on "Hey stop shouting it's bothering people!" from a whiterun guard
Seconded
Thirded
Fourth
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Sixthed
I always wondered why you couldn't confront people for this in the game
You can confront them, it's called bludgeoned to death by axe.
Me too would've been great
They hired thugs so I sneak in when sleeping and use a bow.
@@02ninjamanit’s not bludgeoning that’s for blunt objects for an axe it’s more of a hacking to death
I would've liked to extort them for the same amount they hired the goons for on a regular bases
As terrified as he was you can tell he found all of his righteous anger again the way he said "you knocked things over in my shop" 🤣🤣🤣 your acting is out of this world bruh 👍🏽
"I knocked things over in your shop."
Chilling
In the actual game, they only send thugs after you if you killed someone in their family or robbed them, which is understandable tbh
@@H.K.5 Yea that’s what I was thinking. I’m like they wouldn’t do crap other then tell u to stop it if u knock something down. I was honestly expecting to hear something like “I saw u kill that chicken” or something like that. Which they still wouldn’t send people after u for it but it would’ve made more sense since it’s actually something u get in trouble for and it would’ve been funnier.
@@H.K.5unless a glitch happens and some lady from a hold you haven't went to yet sends the goons after you for no reason
Lol I always do this when I find out who sent the thugs after me. A shame you can’t actually talk to them about it.
There's a mod called Thugs not assassins confrontation that adds in the abilty to confront the people who hired thugs about it, can't link it since UA-cam doesn't let me post links so just look it up on the Nexus yourself.
Daniel just went through infinite amount of death experience in the quick save dimension
Arcadia legit has the fucking audacity to greet me in her store after sending thugs on me
Bro I walked into Arcadia's and three hired thugs jumped me... They were just chilling inside the store, using her tables and shit and attacked me while she cheerfully greeted me. I loot the bodies, the note says she hired them... At least she was there to see how worthless that was.
I stole everything that wasn't nailed down, out of spite.
@KeiranTrick the only right solution 🤣
@@KeiranTricknah you need to drive then mad and keep catching their souls while resurrecting them to repeat the process, it’s broken but not ineffective
@@gotmemes7090and use the ritual stone so you can keep them forever 😂😈
@@KeiranTrick Yeah she would've become my Dead Thrall. I uncapped my res limit so I've got a posse of thralls.
Eldar scrolls 6 better have a slap feature cuz that opening had me dying
I'm sayin lmao😂😂
Me walking up playing with a black soul gem:
"Well well well, if it isn't little Stoopid."
The real mind bender is figuring out the person that sent the thugs was already dead before I stole something from their house.
He was probably so confused at first and didn’t immediately click when he was handed the letter, because he sent it out like 6 in-game months ago lmao
One time, my own daughter send the goons after me. My own daughter which I picked up from the streets from very poor condition, gave her shelter and let her keep the random bunny she found as a pet. She sent goons after me. That day something was broken, and it wasn't my sword, my shield or my armor. It was my heart.
Hey, man. I'm sure she knew her old man. I'm sure she sent them like a dog gets a new chew toy.
She wanted to inherit early
Dragonborn: *kills and absorbs a dragon's soul*
Random thugs: "we're here to teach you a lesson."
"... teach a lesson to the thief Teeners"
I name my characters after my cats
That’s honestly fantastic
Never understood why they would send thugs after you kill the first dragon and start dropping bodies in the Civil War quest line . Like cmon im obviously much more dangerous and worth the hassle of the empire sending a couple of guys to figure out where their walking mouth artillery piece went that has won them the war up until then
"Hey! What are we?!" 😆
ua-cam.com/video/n0Kz8gQxzGE/v-deo.html
I blame limited ability to acquire news. No town criers (except when you Shout in town), no community message boards, the bards only know a few songs.
Sure, a courier can always find the Dragonborn, but I'm with the people who credit the Clairvoyance spell for making that possible.
Elven sympathisers get the wall.
I think it's more about sending a message than actual results they're after.
@@CyranofromBergerac i mean may be but wouldn't they also think that if they didnt get a good result it could make the dragon born angry enough to strike back ?
Walking mouth artillery is a great band name
That awkward moment when the hit job was sighed by an chicken or a dog.
Daniel's wife: Where is my husband?
City Guard: Well he's over there, up there, and a small piece of him landed in your flower bed
I once had a MERCERNARY send hired thugs at me for being a thief. The confusion I had upon reading that note astonished me.
The slap had me in 🤣 😂
"Did you really think I couldn't kill those goons? I kill dragons all the time"
"I freaking told you, Daniel! I MIS-CLICKED!"
Whenever you read it: "Ah a new enchanting resource volunteer"
Daniel is gonna have a new home in this black soul gem
It's always so satisfying when a non essential character puts a bounty on you. Goes who's getting slaughtered in there sleep tonight!?
🎶 In their sleep tonight! 🎶
🎶 In their sleep tonight! 🎶
When he says "read it Daniel" it's without question he needs to be a voice actor for ES6 and we all know what race.
Definitely, khajiit.
@@FWAKWAKKAidk I think he'd make a good orc with how serious he was lol
@@lileofficial4273 he was trolling. We all know he's darn near identical to the skyrim orc male voice.
@@josephglenn4553 lmao I'm pretty sure inwas drunk that night, looking at it again idek why I said that lmao
we all know the correct answer is Redguard cause…well…hes an n’wah
me: "I accidentally picked up a fucking plate my guy and immediately dropped it and you send thugs? really?"
The best part is a couple days later when an inheritance letter shows up from them.
"the savior of the age bumped a helmet off of a table. Probably best to hire murderers and have them killed."
The bigger mystery is why the thug takes the job
"You want me to try and fight the Dragonborn? The same Dragonborn that kills dragons as a light workout? The sane dragonborn that wields every deidric artifact known to man? Same one that wields magic of apocalyptic proportions? Yeaaaah you see I would, i really would, promise but I uh.. i.. actually had plans later!, yeah i... actually gotta go do a favor i promised to meridia! Something involving a beacon or something you know how it goes but good luck"
"you are so dead"
"b-but I'm an essential NPC!"
"then I'm about to make your life ESSENTIALLY a living hell"
Not to worry friend,I have a busted paralysis poison for you, now just sit right there and think on your actions for the next... few years or so
One thing they absolutely need to do is have some kinda recognition system in the next game. Like if I'm walking around fully kitted in Dragon armor, why tf are some random bandits in leather tryna scrap? They should be too scared to even look at me
The thing is they have that in skyrim the guards mention your armor just mae it so potential enemies try and flee instead of fight when they see they are clearly outmatched. Why would a bandit with a steel hammer want to fight a mfer covered in dragon bones
I got a glitched note from myself hired on myself
Did you kill yourself after you tracked yourself down?
Trust no one, not even yourself
It's even better when it's the first few hours of a play through. Where you essentially have to pay more in a bounty than you got from their shop.
Even worse is the Dark Brotherhood assassins.
"Yes, I KNOW we've sent seven agents after this target and none of them have come back, and no, I don't care. Go kill him."
And we can't even find out who sent them.....my money's on maven though.
It might be faendal sent in assassin after he find out about you marrying camilla
Couldnt be once your past of the thieves guild@assassinzakral7023
During my first play through, a bunch of goons showed up and tried to kill me. I was in Riverrun and so the people fought against them. The goons killed Alvor, the blacksmith. I loved Alvor, so I slaughtered the goons, but I didn’t the recognize the name , so I’ll never know who killed Alvor. It haunts me to my days
i always just leave the letter on their nightstand as they sleep, it feels intimidating
Having him read the letter is such a power move! A plus
The first time I got hired thugs on me was after I stole some fire salts from Septimus Signus. I took his fire salts because he turned into a pile of goo, bro was so offended he hired a hitman from the afterlife
I usually do something equally insulting and merciful. I put the letter in my pack, and immediately forget about them.
Alternate dialog:
“Who’s that letter signed by, Daniel?”
“S-signed by.. m-m.. my dog, sir…. My dog hired those thugs…”
I'd believe it since animals are apparently able to report crimes.
"It's signed by... my chicken?"
In my playthroughs this is the quickest way to find out if you are an essential character.
they acting so tough like you haven't absorbed 15 dragon souls in 4 hours
Okay I'm glad I'm not the only one to go up to Belethor and be like "wtf man"
I just started playing and see three creeps walking toward me. So scary. I just started the game!
I relate to this so much.
Every damn playthrough I go to the witches hut next to riverwood to get few enchanting and alchemy levels...
And always the witch gets mad even if you sneak in, after defending your life from the mere crime of trespassing, this causes the witches niece or something to send thugs after me.
but I can't recall who the person sending them after me is.
Its a hagraven, so it actually makes sense that she would be entitled enough to want to kill you over murdering your sister in self defense lol
It's the hagraven that you "marry" in the sanguine rose daedric quest. Her name is "Moira" I think
@@5hyper7form94 Yes moira is indeed the name, decided to check the wiki.
Always kill that lady she’s planning to start a hagraven cult lol it’s justified to break into her place in the end
Plot Twist: He was a shop person so he quicksaved killed him and loaded back before.
I remember the first time somebody hired thugs go kill me on skyrim I immediately ran over to confront the guy. I'm still so disappointed that nothing happens
Hell yeah! Hahaha I always had the most fun hunting down the people that sent the thugs. Except one time someone I was friends with sent them. I wish I could remember this was like 5yrs ago 😂😂
I had to get revenge for the betrayal, it was bittersweet.
When I shout, the mountain shakes! What is a hired thug going to do to me?
It's great when you get a letter signed by someone you killed because you killed them 🤣
Shop keep hired them against me in Whiterun, and jumped me in the shop. I killed them all in front of the shop keep, took all their things, then sold them to him lmao. It was very early on so it helped alot.
I never kill the person who sent the letter. They sent plenty of nice equipment your way all the time.
Best thing: When it is your character’s friends or spouse
Its fun to leave them alone so you constantly have thugs, vigilant, bounty hunters, and silver hands to fight
I always wanted to write them a thank you letter as sometimes those goons had some nice stuff. I'm a huge fan of collecting daggers and soul stones so I can enchant them and trade them for supplies once my bartering was high enough. I never needed gold. My currency was enchanted daggers.
Ngl when you read out the letter you sound like Andy from shawshank redemption
It took me a minute, at first I thought he hired a hit on himself and forgot. 😂🤣
one of my favorite videos from you so far 🤣🙏
Jokes on you though, that's an essential NPC, so you can't kill him.
I tracked down the person one time and it turned out to be a child that hired some thugs to kill me
When some hired thug, merc, assassin or thief comes after me as I'm a max out dragon born, wearing daedric armor with a sword that can wield both fire and poison
Remember gamers don’t sign the hit notice
Finally someone who actually played the game and makes accurate memes
Dead? Nah buddy your going in a black soul gem, then I’d just leave em in a barrel by some abandoned mine
Naw imma use my necro build to constantly resurrect them to fight at my side, not even death or the glory of combat will be a release for them. 😈
@@joshualeahy2162 That's what I do. Best part, when you kill them again finally they Thank You for releasing them.
@@SeviathTheHumanDrago Tehehe dreadfully delightful. 🤭 ⚰️
I'm always grateful for the help filling my black soul gems. Keep sending them my way Daniel!
Why do those thugs take the job? Clearly, they have been paid in advance. Just take the money, and don't attack the one who DROPS EVRY DRAGON ON SIGHT. Should probably mention they will eat their souls or use it as fuel for enchanting.
He flinched before he was slapped. This man has slow ultra instinct
me: kills them then revives them then kills them again and repeats this til they beg for mercy
This guy just killed 5 dragons, 2 giants, a mammoth, 10 wolves and 50 bandits.
Now he's taking a stroll through the forest, picking up flowers as he goes and you think that now's a good time to attack him?
You do know that you won't even come close to him, he'll just shout you into the lake across the field by this forest that is on top of a mountain, but hey, you do you.
Fun fact I recently learned. If you pickpocket a Forsworn Briarheart and steal their heart (Killing them instantly) there is a chance you’ll be attacked by hired thugs carrying a note by that (definitely dead) Forsworn Briarheart.
Them villagers are the best detectives. You weren’t even home when I put that stolen ring in your lockbox!!!!
And then you read the signature and you're like "I don't even know who you are."
"B-b-but if you kill me you can't take all my gold and my cheat wont refill!"
Chest*
Lmao for real dude. I'm legit this petty in Skyrim 🤣
takes it's favorite thing when it's finally a friend
I always seek out who send them. They always pretend like nothing is wrong. Obviously i end them.
The amount of serotonin this gives me 🤤
I cleared some woman's house of a sabre cat as a companion, and saw a health potion. I though,"Aagh she won't miss it. Think of it as an advance payment lady.😁" two days later she sends 3 guys to 'teach me a lesson'. They not only died trying to kill me, but they killed Fandael too. So,....i went back to the woman's mill, and one shotted her in her chair. "That'll teach ya'! Send thugs after ME will ya!.....Not anymore." 😂 Such fun.
captured the energy so perfectly XD
Is the reaction he gives when being slapped for me man lmao
the way he just slaps him like a doobus goobus cartoon
*”You are so dead.”*
Really channeled his inner sith with that one😂
All these shorts are absolute gold!
I always get Thugs sent after me by people I've already killed and looted their homes, like Anaise, the witch in the woods near Riverwood. Loot her cellar and she turns hostile because you learned her secret, later you get goons sent after you by her and she's already dead lol.
I got one of those from a Whiterun guard one night. Let's just say a few days later, every guard in Whiterun was a rookie.
That "read it Daniel" made me laugh soooooo hard because I have felt that same way when I found the person who did that to me as well 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You’re just waiting in his house till he arrives. “I’ve been expecting you”
He should've said, "Hey, you! You're finally awake!"
Love that I started my Skyrim let's play and now all I'm getting is your Skyrim videos 😂
2 hours in, and you're still killing Daniel. Thanks, Todd.
That wake up is hilarious.
I love the dragonBorns eyes because he's read an elder scroll without going blind and he fights dragons he's legit just dead inside
I'm pretty sure literally every essential NPC sends them after me, and a couple merchants (even though they still do business with me)