If leading Every Guild in Skyrim were Realistic
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- Опубліковано 10 жов 2024
- In Skyrim you can become Leader of the Thieves Guild, The Companions, The Dark Brotherhood and The College of Winterhold. Somehow these factions manage to stay running. This skit takes a more... immersive approach to this topic.
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That n'wah dope as hell. If you expel him ima kill you.
This dude is the canon Dragonborn 😂
@@californiansniper2133 this man comes up with pure elder scrolls gold.
Dam strait
Due to a likely bug, he is the only follower in the unmodded base game that has no level cap.
Continue the videos i love this !
I love how the college presented him a problem. And he used the thieves guild and dark brotherhood to solve it🤣if only
as he should.
Night Mother won't have any complaints about assassinations that aren't on her list.
I would like to point out that at the speed that text to [3d, art, ai cloned voices] and chatgpt are improving, that is around the corner.
Lol yes
Yeah, the video's a parody about how silly it is that the same person runs all these factions, but this would be sick as actual gameplay. Instead we get Infinite Quests!(radiant)
Love how accurate the companions are. They literally tell you several times that the harbinger is just an advisor, and everybody just does whatever.
They make the most sense to be away for long periods of time. Vilkas and co. just hand out jobs like they've been doing the whole time.
@@RaxusXeronos They literally do just go out on hunts. I've been adventuring a few times & have ran across a couple of them out hunting together at night. They'll even acknowledge you & make small talk. 😆
If I didn't see this I would've commented myself
@@BraddahSpliff Does this occur after you climb their rankings or after becoming a werewolf?
@@BraddahSpliff yeah it was pretty cool when I ran into them. They're just like oh shit what's harbinger! We just had us a good hunt how bout you?"
I think the college needs to be more concerned about the fact that the entire building is standing on a toothpick rather than the deterioration of the bridge
I'm pretty sure it got whittled down to the part of the foundation that was reinforced with enchantments. Which means that it is doomed the moment some student messing around in The Midden rediscovers how to cast "Dispel".
@@leyrua probably instructed by j'zargo
@@adrigl3371 Jzargo would like you to test this new Flame Cloak scroll. It is particularly potent against SPIDERS, and should burn them to a crisp in no time. There are spiders in the basement. **explodes, taking out the foundations of the college**
@@leyrua jzargo is the best wizard
And the Blue Palace and the area in-between is any better?
"Fix the bridge? Nah, that's a hazing thing." Finally, someone gets it.
It’s genuinely really impressive how good this stuff is considering it’s just one guy in a few locations and a couple outfits.
A great actor can play a hundred roles with only ten outfits. He's very charismatic.
@@ZeroFighter charisma 10
Kinda makes him just like the Dragonborn running every guild.
@@ZeroFighter true! Plus, if they absolutely have to, they'll be willing to mix and match with those 10 outfits just to multiply them to be closer to 100 appearances, enabling them to play far more characters!
It’s called talent
"This really is just a frat, huh?" Has me fucking dying of laughter. Plus Nazir just telling people to lie to their leader is deadass hilarious. 'Oh you accidentally ruined your life, come with me. I got you an easy job.' And J'zargo is the coolest companion.
for a sec i thought j'zargo was about to be recruited to the brotherhood to tie everything together
@@halflife2fun I half expected him to kill J'Zargo since he gets so much hate despite being the best.
J'zargo is dope as hell.
Daegon too
@@Raoul. id say hes the second best after my boy sero
"Send them to a mine or a ruin to research there."
"We would. It's just all of those caves and ruins have been cleared out."
"By who?!"
"By you..."
"Oh. That's right."
This is very much true to form in a Skyrim playthrough.
"You did this on purpose?" that encouraging nod killed me 🤣
Aight he's cool enough for me, he's in!
Kodlak Whitemane: Spent years trying to undo his deal with Hircine, and cure his lycanthropy, so his soul could live for eternity in Sovngarde
Dragonborn after meeting Serana: I'm not a werewolf anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
And stops by Sovengarde to talk to Kodlak... As a Vampire!
To be fair, what happens to vampires when they die is way worse.
And me with mods my soul can't be claimed lol
@@ryankunst668 But not you.... You literally get a pass to perfection.... No matter your sins...
You still own that portal ... You gonna die? Bal claim your soul? NOPE gonna chill eating nord souls until I BECOME the next Alduin!!!
@@anthonybanks3479 my cannon is my human soul was left in the Black Star... So Dragon-God me runs around unbound to any!
And after all my Enchanting and draining of the Soul Carin I have more soul than Motown
I like how the companions are just this bunch of chill fratboys
This man really embodied Sheogorath, laughed at the Elder Scroll then gave him Mehrunes Razor.
Leading every guild should make you a powerful oligarch
It'd be so cool to lead every guild and hold into battle vs the Aldmeri Dominion
@@TwinBladeGlacier I agree! To my knowledge, every dragonborn save Miraak was either a King or an Emperor, or was destined to become one. The game itself is great, but it would be so cool to become a King/Queen or even an Emperor/Empress and unite Tamriel once again, ultimately defeating the Aldmeri Dominion. I'm sure that Bethesda already has the plot for TES6 planned out, but I would certainly not complain if that was the storyline for the game.
@@tobyspark1320 Paarthurnax does say “This will not be the last time you leave your mark on the currents of Time” or something within that realm, so it’d totally make sense for us to become the Emperor (especially considering how the Dark Brotherhood quest line ended)
@@tobyspark1320 to be fair, a spot just opened up in the empire. The history of the septim line being dragonborn may encourage wholesale acceptance of the last of the dragonborn emperors. to unite the lands against the dominion, to combat the revived thieves guild, and exterminate the foul brotherhood who so viciously slaughtered our previous emperor
@@halflife2fun I think I see what you mean. Do a little trolling and eliminate the loose ends.
I love that there was nothing for being the Lord of Volkihar they have enough blood to last another century, the sun is draining my health was really funny too good work!
I was surprised there wasn't a reference to the castle.
Your imitation of Nazir is pure gold
Thank yuh!!
On god that shit made me rofly
The Nine forbid if you're also a Legate in the Legion. At least Isran doesn't make you leader of the Dawnguard "just because".
When you take into account Paarthurnax's line about dragons having a will to dominate, being the leader of every group seems a lot less stupid. The Dragonborn should be that ambitious, it's in their blood.
Having a dragon soul also explains the dragonborn hoarding assets and valuables
@@jonathanpilcher337 oh thank god I don’t have to blame real life me anymore for my hoarding issues in game
@@jonathanpilcher337 “look at all this... sweet glistening gold... Gold... I wonder if Big Al liked Gold... hmmm”
I feel like that's Skyrims way of trying to justify it. With the Volikhar clan they make you the leader, though considering you did kill the original leader it semi makes sense, but Serana is right there
That dragon that helped the Dragonborn did say "The tyranny of The Way of the Voice."
I don't think the Dragonborn is ambitious. If the Dragonborn is then why not take the Jagged Crown for themselves. Or better yet remind everyone who the emperors used to be. I think the Dragonborn is like the other protagonists - wanderers who end up prisoners but freed to continue wandering whether the path leads them to a great destiny or just fetching something for someone.
The issue with the guilds and factions is that they are so busy mourning past glories they don't do anything to fix their present issues until the Dragonborn comes along.
Another point for Isran. He focuses directly on the present and future. Granted he's more paranoid than anyone else but he ended up being right.
A missed opportunity with the Dark Brotherhood was a possible motive for Astrid's betrayal goes beyond simple envy. If the Dragonborn joined the Imperials or got the peace treaty then an option to tell Tullius and/or Rikke about it opens up. The Dragonborn explains that there may be something wrong with the assassination of Victoria. Passing a speech check allows Tullius and the Dragonborn to work together to investigate what's going on. They fake Vicci's death at the wedding protecting her. Later they discover a frightening truth. The emperor intended to replace the Dark Brotherhood like the Blades were. Except the new DB is works directly for the emperor instead of the ritual done by anyone no matter who they are. Astrid is one who would train the new DB and be their leader and is why she betrayed the DB. The Night Mother makes her presence known and she is NOT happy. She claims Astrid's soul for herself after Astrid is killed in battle. She warns the other conspirators that while she will not have them killed now they will die someday but not by DB, Sithis, or her own hands. But because they tried to interfere with her creation like this means their souls are forfeit when they do die including Mede II since the idea was his.
She promises that the DB will not operate in Skyrim for three generations. Any contract attempted by anyone in Cyrodiil royal court will be refused for ten generations. Anyone attempting it will have a contract put out on them. The remaining DB members will be exiled from Skyrim BUT Cicero will let himself be the scapegoat for the crimes of the others and be executed. (We know why he does that). A new Keeper and Listener is appointed.
I love how when you brought up J’zargo, I thought, “he probably killed someone”. Well done on this skit. It’s absolutely hilarious.
How is it that, if a J'zargo gets caught killing somebody, he's still in the guild, but, if I do, I have to pay to have them not kick me out?
@@RoderickEtheria are you dope as hell like J’Zargo? I thought not.
I have message for a Jizz-Argo?
that wolf party is about to leave a ton dead bodies in the street
"Man... Why does everything fall on me?" That's why I stick to one faction in Skyrim.
Eh it makes sense for the dragonborn to control so much, they have a dragon soul meaning they have a strong will to dominate
lol HOW? I can't pass up a buff!
@@jonathanpilcher337 The DragonBorn's strong will to dominate is nothing compared to MY strong will to avoid added responsibilities.
@@Tony73727 You got to have a strong will to be the Last Dragonborn. . .cause just about every other person you come across becomes oh so killable the second a sound comes out of their mouth. . .and the urge becomes greater when the Dragonborn is wearing a full set of glass, ebony, deadric, or dragon armor and weapons and still gets mouthed off by people. . .and thar doesn't include any daedric artifacts or unique armor and weapons that haven't been seen in a few thousand years.
@Tony73727
For me, it's less to avoid responsibilities and more, I can only divide my attention to so many groups/quests to get anything done. 2 or 3 factions at the most for me, and one of them is Dawnguard by default.
That was good, I wish they did more with the guilds after you took them over in game. That was a great video idea, Could you do one about being the Thane of every Hold of Skyrim? I think it would be funny if they were fighting over borders or over the war and your having to run errands between each hold manipulating the situation.
Great job on the video I thought it was really good btw.
It would be cool let your decisions change the hold not just who leads it like Fable did
Has to be.
True that would be funny.
though the game designer said reality your characters not head of each guild or thane of each city . It was just their way having you play out different scenarios.
your character is only head of one guild or none
@@Kibatsume1 Thane of each city is perfectly realistic, its a noble title handed out to a landowner whose performed service for the ruler.
When it comes to getting the Dragonborn’s soul:
Daedra: “So who has dibs?”
I like to think The Dragonborn runs around as much in the after life and they did for them in living. One minute its defending a Dark Brotherhood sanctuary the next its drinking in Sovengarde with the Windcaller dude.
The companions really just run itself, so they either killing or chilling.
It took me forever to realize that Naiwal's "Saint" shirt is actually from Young Scrolls.
Homie is legitimately goated for life.
You need to talk to the blades and have them ask you if you killed paarthurnax
I wanna see his reaction
He’s been really fun to watch. Really enjoying his content
The companions really were like "can you fight? are you silver hand? yes and no, alright youre in."
"I have an informant at the College of Winterhold" sometime you really do be stealing from yourself in these games.
Honestly it would be such a cool mod idea to expand on running each of the guilds. Planning heists for the thieves guild kinda like Lester in gta5, handing out contracts in the dark brotherhood instead of doing them all yourself, scheduling expeditions to cleared out ruins and dwarven cities for the college, and maybe running bandit raids or something with the companions. Managing recruits and students with different skill sets in each faction. You know, actually doing something to run them. 🤔
I suggest the mod 'Your Choices Matter' for the Dark Brotherhood. It really does expand the faction quite a bit (reforming the Black Hand, hiring extra recruits of your choice...). Plus, depending on your actions throughout the questline, you might even keep/marry a certain NPC...
Even slipping Arniel a couple hundred septims to get his own dang cogs would be an improvement
I feel like whoever took over for Mirabelle Irvine wouldn't let the Dragonborn anywhere NEAR official college business, especially the finances! XD
Tolfdir got her job
@@rebelborn Oh, that makes so much sense.
The College is doomed.
@@rjfrost7090 Now that I think about it, that should have been any other college teacher in the video. Tolfdir would just be like the companions guy at the end. Tell me Tolfdir doesn't get high on glowing mushrooms and talk philosophy with the students at 2 am.
Pulls out an elder scroll "Funny!, but no we're not gonna do that" clearly thinking of the chaos that could come from it 😂
*When you piss off Maven Black-Briar and she threatens you with the Dark Brotherhood and the Thieves Guild, but you lead both factions*
I feel like if maven did mention you as a target for the dark brotherhood and the nightingales essentially what would happen is they would both turn on maven and you would obviously no longer have to deal with her.
Remember in Oblivion when you had to steal the arch mages staff for the theives guild while you could be the Arch mage?
The companions are pretty chill its why i love them.
There should be some serious dialogue overhauls in the next game. The second guild you join should be like "aren't you the guild master of that other guild? What are you doing here?" and eventually "wow you're the guild master of that other guild AND ours, this opens alot of opportunities" or something. Then the third guild would be like "are you here to become guild master here too?"
Skyrim Reputation mod
Yes and the Housecarls should be able to speak with eachother!
Imagine one huge house with just your housecarls… a la mass effect or horizon forbidden west.
Man, Bethesda are so lazy they couldn't even be bothered to have global changes after you end the civil war!
meanwhile at the bard's college "where's that dude with our music?"
Damn, that Mehrunes' Razor is huge. That's a short sword at that point.
Dragons a big dude himself. Seems about right loo
You don't get paid to be in the thieves guild you have to pay dues to be in the thieves guild.
You have to give a percentage of every job you do to the guild
Yeah, but it makes sense they can't afford nothing considering thier luck hasn't returned since Guild Leader still has the skeleton key.
@@terrykingpin1452 ohhh, that makes sense
@@terrykingpin1452 Does anyone ever give that thing back? LOL!!!
@@themudpit621 First time I played I gave it back. 😂
I give that key back everytime, lock picking is to damn easy.
Casually just hands him marune's razor
The artifact that single handedly gave the man who killed uriel, the ability to wear the amulet of kings, change his race and then created his own sub realm in oblivion.
Martin didn't die for this.....
you're right he didn't, but some poor bandits and enchanters will.
@@Leviathis_Krade the fact anyone would suggest to use such a powerful artifact for something like killing instead of its other use, it's like using nocturnal artifact for lockpicking.
@@adamhubert6298 well you can also use the skeleton key to do the same thing, its actually why the bumbling mercer was able to become a better thief.
I think the Brush of True Paint can do the same thing while the user is within the painting.
but what do people do with those artifacts? they use them to unlock chests and make weird trolls.
We just have to appreciate that the dragonborn is physically, magically, and politically the strongest being in Tamriel.
I was going to be mad that Nazeem wasn't mentioned in the Brotherhood bit but, now that I think about it, he probably killed him already
"We're not giving it to Winterhold"
LOL based.
Delegation, delegation, delegation is the key to running multiple guilds irl. That way you'll only need to come in once a month to check on things and sort out major issues.
There’s so many spoof you can do. Like when the courier always knows where you’re at. And how you are gifted stuff and don’t want it and instantly drop it. The guards pick it up for you, as well as the courier with notes. And give it back. Just for you to drop it again and run away. How you push NPCs off idle animation crafting spots that you need to use, and they’re just totally okay with that.
Curriers all got to have the clairvoyance spell, there's no other way, and that would be hilarious to talk about.
And sometimes if you drop something of value on the ground and leave it there the NPCs might fight each other to grab it
@@YourWaywardDestiny I'd love if you could randomly encounter a courier running down the road casting clairvoyance. I guess it wouldn't be obvious what he's doing as I imagine the line only appears to the caster.
I have a head cannon that the courier is an aedra, or a minor deity that isn't worshipped
the elder scroll line was just 👌
Now that the guy in charge has died. We will put the man who has been in the guild for 2 days in charge.
oh my talos, never passed trough my mind; the companions ARE indeed, a frat...
I agree with not fixing the bridge. However, one COULD order the mages to quietly enchant the area around it so that anyone clumsy enough to fall off would just slow fall to the shores below. Where they would then get ripped apart by horkers unless they have some actual skill.
natural selection
Honestly Urag is like one of the most likeable characters at the college
Down to earth guy all things considered
I kinda wish there were actual leader tasks like development and growth for each place. The thieves guild and dark brotherhood kind of have it but it could be better.
Naiwal is quickly becoming my favorite UA-camr. Very consistent and so creative in all of the videos he makes. He truly don’t miss!
Best skyrim content in years. Desperatly needed some skyrim comedy these last few years. Brilliant!
Gods how good these skits are becoming is criminal! You're killing it, bro!
The companions are so chill cause everyone just sort of does their own shi
That nightingale armor looks great on him.
“Why does this all fall on me?” Haha management in a nutshell
with the amount of items i acquired over time could make the rebuild of winterhold a piece of cake.
The ending should've just cut to delphine waiting for you to show up
Dude got me wanting to start up Skyrim again lmao
You're my type of Dragonborn, College of Winterhold definitely needs a rec room where you can kick back and knock back some mead and skooma with the followers.
Dude I have no clue how long this took to script, film or edit but it came out great. Funny as hell, entertaining. Great job.
Love how he just randomly looking for some treasure in his inventory to give tolfdir as study material. Honestly I woulda just gave him the elder scroll lol
Awesome stuff! Would love to see long sketches like this more. This content hits hard
I was DYING 😆 when he took out...MEHRUNES RAZOR and said 'let them research this' 😆🤣. The Companions ARE a frat! Lol
3 things. 1. LOVE THE PROPS!! 2. THAT NIGHTINGALE SUIT LOOKS SO GOOD ON YOU! and 3. this is so realistic XD
Some actual administrative duties would have been cool. Things like repairing parts of Winterhold or the College itself, or assigning heists for the Thieves' Guild.
I love the idea that the companions is just one giant frat house
9:08 “yeah bro, we’re good. Wanna watch two people beat the shit out of each other?”
Thats what happens when you give a convict unstoppable godly/draconic power, and promptly thrust the title of leader on him first chance you get lol
Cracked me up. Would love to see more of these realistic guilds/factions, if you enjoy it.
Be lucky man
Dude I just bough and have been playing Skyrim for the past month, this is the funniest shit of all time 😂
Omg I LOVE the nightingale outfit holy shit. Looks fucking dope as shit
This low key what it's like to be a supervisor over a bunch of people in different places 😂
You can become Leader of the Thieves Guild, Companions, Dark Brotherhood, and College of Winterhold...AND THANE OF EVERYWHERE!
Companions were exactly how I figured they'd be. That. "How'd you do that?" Wooooow had me rolling.
I'd love it if Skyrim were realistic with the factions thing as well. It feels as if the main game (dovahkiin+civil war) has been hastily put together with the four factions. There's simply no interactions in between them, even in factions that work "together", like the Dark Brotherhood and the Thieves' Guild.
Imagine joining the thieves guild and being unable to join the companions, or getting a new job that gets you working alongside the dark brotherhood and might trigger the opportunity of you joining them. Or joining the companions and having to do work for the college, or maybe vice versa. It would just be far funnier and make the game feel less shallow.
I shouldn’t drink water while watching your content, there’s a serious risk of spitting and or choking on said water because of laughter. Keep up the great content, I’m so glad I found your channel.
Companions really just a frat house 😂😂
I definitely need a part two of this
Salmonella skit had me in tears man
My day-to-day life of trying not to get murdered by every guild I've joined in Skyrim...
Farkas is the chillest bro
I can tell by your comedy that your parents were the "tough love" type of parents. Like the tekken parents that throw their children off a cliff.
Edit: Your content is brilliant.
Jin Kazama was my cousin
@@Naiwal Based off your swag, I'm obligated to believe you. 🐱
Giving Brynjolf that compliment was a class move
Really nailed the Nazir voice inflection!
I love this vid naiwal. I imagine the day to day being something like this. Keep up the good vids and vibes ☺️
“We know for a fact you killed the emperor, and we KNOW you got paid for that shit so cough it up”
"We don't have any learning material."
Naiwal "Send them to a mine 🤷"
I was dying when he said that 😂😂
The Companions!!! I'm dead. They are such dudebros. Perfection
The Companions!
“Oh wow, this really is just a frat” 😂
Dude this was freaking amazing. One of your best yet.. You should parody the whispering door
Winterhold definitely does not need 500K. You're a thane, there! The Jarl has one of his thanes running the college. That alone is going to do great efforts to fixing the relations between them.
I think he means for Winterhold should receive 500k as compensation to rebuild their city as the giant chunk that fell into the sea was due to the college.
This sun is draining me. Vampire problems. Hilarious.
DONATION???? HOW MUCH?....WHERE IS IT??...grabs skeleton key.. I'm dying 🤣
Man, you are hilarious! Your content always makes me laugh. Your Nazir impression was spot on too. Love how you set up robbing the College to fulfill your Thieves Guild obligations. Freaking great, man!
Comedy gold. Nazir nodding to the new recruit made me cackle.
I literally can’t get enough of your skits! They’re always so entertaining to watch; they make me wanna jump right back into Skyrim (or Fallout) again
I'm in stitches at The Salmonella Slayer.
"This really is just frat..." Got me choking on my drink and laughing.
Wow the companions so chill you can just drop that you’re a vampire and there’s no judgement XD
By the Nine, conjure up a hammer and fix the damn bridge
I bet you thts exactly how the companions would act too 😂🤣