@@AxxLAfriku Still think it's hilarious how you piss people off so much just by being in a comment section, that they end up going to your channel and giving you views. The easy thing for them to do would be to mark your comments as spam and hope UA-cam takes care of you themselves, but they won't do that.
Schlatt is the kind of guy to walk into your room, hand you the jar of peanut butter, make direct eye contact with you for five minutes while making no facial expressions and suddenly get up and leave, refusing to elaborate further
@@KimDare75 oh nvm it wasnt his fault i saw the thing again he sent the cat owner a keychain and the owner posted it on twitter and then people got mad because its twitter
@zenitsu it was probably a bad idea to not put an apostrophe in the word nuts because that makes it really easy for people to edit it to make it say you're allergic to nut because have you used an apostrophe it would have made the space a little long to be unedited
you cut off the part where shlatt was like "you wanna give it a try?" then Ted was like "no wtf im not eating this" then shlatt was all like "who said anything about eating it?" with a fully serious face
@@Vemmmy the… the video this clip came from? Unless this WAS the end of the clip in the video as well, in which case sickening is in fact from a different timeline
"Schlatt" is such a gentle lover, look how perfect the circle is, the rest of the peanut butter is astonishingly intact and there's not a single pube mark on the top. 10/10
Guys, I don't see why you are overreacting. He just started by taking out the middle part of the peanut butter for his toast in the morning. Nothing wrong with a bit of peanut butter on toast, is there?
@@bismark3716 Yeah. The male hand to hold the knife. Like, I don't understand what's not clear. It's just that he used a knife to spread peanut butter on his toast, and he started by sticking it into the peanut butter and rotating it to create a hole in the centre. That's all I got from this context. If you can think of any other way this hole came about, I'm all ears.
when i was younger and i saw things like this, i always thought someone just stuck a whole cucumber in it and ate it covered in peanut butter now that im older and much less mature, i realize the mistake of my childhood
@@fedymunke8684 oh no such innocence come back to this video when ur 15 maybe 18 and look back less mature you will realise the truth You will ever reach the truth. Korega… Requiem da.
*Ah, so THAT'S how they make Nutter Butter cookies* 💀 Well, Schlatt wanted his peanut butter extra nutty, and I can't quite blame him for that. It's nice when peanut butter has a crunch
@@sahave5042 I'd agree, the art people make is pretty good. Although I really don't like the series cause it's scripted as hell and is hosted by a minecraft cheater
@TheSovietOnion eh, he can just buy another jar, and hopefully use it correctly and not pranking his friends with it by letting it look like he put his dick in the jar
First of all, i find this clip entertaining, second of all, i have reason to believe the peanut butter was still virgin. And that is because it was too clean around the edges, not enough mess was made.
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"You weren't sure if we were gonna use it, So I did" is still my favorite quote of all time
@@AxxLAfriku seriously you still no lifing again? Registered and proven clown.
@@AxxLAfriku not funny
@@AxxLAfriku Still think it's hilarious how you piss people off so much just by being in a comment section, that they end up going to your channel and giving you views. The easy thing for them to do would be to mark your comments as spam and hope UA-cam takes care of you themselves, but they won't do that.
@@MammalianCreature hasnt this specific bot been round for a long time? UA-cam WHAT ARE YOU DOING
@@LucasGleason increasing the amount of unskippable 2 minute ads per video and removing key features
The horror in Ted’s “Oh Oh Oh my god,” while “Schlatt” is just sitting there like nothing happened, is priceless
He asks if ted want to take a bite 💀
You says “you wanna bite”
"Schlatt"
why did you write shlatt like that
@@jogadorsabio why did you write shatt like that?
Schlatt is the kind of guy to walk into your room, hand you the jar of peanut butter, make direct eye contact with you for five minutes while making no facial expressions and suddenly get up and leave, refusing to elaborate further
Oh, why, sounds like me.
@@KimDare75 its just ur not a loser who harasses cat owners 🗿
@@ThePharaoh.1053 What? Schlatt does that?
@@KimDare75 1 time and it was super stupid
@@KimDare75 oh nvm it wasnt his fault i saw the thing again he sent the cat owner a keychain and the owner posted it on twitter and then people got mad because its twitter
The way schlatt kindly ask Ted "Do you want to bite?" Is hilarious 😂
you mean "schlatt"
@@evstergamingalt that's what he/her said
@@shigurl1521n word
@@shigurl1521 it's an ongoing joke that people call "schlatt" with quotation marks on it.
which one?
Hell of a way to find out. you’re allergic to peanuts.
@zenitsu .
@shruggieidk oh god XD
@zenitsu it was probably a bad idea to not put an apostrophe in the word nuts because that makes it really easy for people to edit it to make it say you're allergic to nut because have you used an apostrophe it would have made the space a little long to be unedited
@@HeatherthefurryIrishRedSoxfan ??? You don’t put an apostrophe in nuts you’re stupid man. Also nobody can edit another persons comment.
@@mototechy7362 hello nezuko
They don't call it "creamy" peanut butter for nothing
I both hate and love this comment and I hate myself for liking it.
@@dragonwings1273 nothing wrong with adding extra nut to peanut butter
I just drank milk now i wanna throw up oh go-
@@breadlover9695 CUM
pea NUT
"If there's a hole, there's a goal"
If theres no hole,make a hole
Thank you for the words of wisdom master oogway
there was more nut in that jar than he bargained for
im so done 💀
@@blade9657 omg I don’t remember writing this💀💀
@@mysticwolf1358bro. 😂😂
💀💀💀
@@mysticwolf1358 LMAO
Well at least we know he's not allergic
It would've been a REALLY funny way of finding out Schlatt has a peanut allergy.
either way he would be throbbing
@@locallylocal and there's a probability that it would be very painfull if he was allergic to peanut, because you know...
@@locallylocal Imagine sticking an epi pen down there 😖
@@stingerjohnny9951 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
I like how he took the time to carve a hole in the peanut butter just for this one joke
Im still concerned if its a joke or not, this is schlatt after all
@@highfighter219er5 There's no way the hole would've been that perfectly circular if it were the case.
@@timcheng1529 And how would you know that it wouldn't make a circular hole?
@@highfighter219er5 uhhhh... he certainly read a lot of books on the subject, definitely.
@@highfighter219er5 he literally has his own-
the peanut butter got violated.
"Schlatt what happened to the peanut butter?"
Me: **dirty mind activated**
you cut off the part where shlatt was like "you wanna give it a try?" then Ted was like "no wtf im not eating this" then shlatt was all like "who said anything about eating it?" with a fully serious face
That..doesn't happen. This is the full clip, there's nothing more about the peanut butter, what alternate universe did you come from?
@@Vemmmy the… the video this clip came from? Unless this WAS the end of the clip in the video as well, in which case sickening is in fact from a different timeline
Sadly you’re wrong, I wanted to clip it myself but it’s nowhere to be found. If it does exist can you give me a timestamp?
@@agenerikusername2802 am i tripping or what because im pretty sure this happened, i fucking swear
@@Kadereii bro are you okay? That didn't happen in the original vid xd
The way he asks "Schlatt, what happened to this peanut butter?" Always gets me. Lmao.
Hi
Drake where's the door
@@jorgemtzb9359 Literally what came to mind
@@jorgemtzb9359That was the exact same thing I was thinking
@@jorgemtzb9359 litterally what came in my head
For those who dont know what he did, we need more people like you
Now I need to know
@@A_raven87He read the book Moby Dick to this peanut butter.
@@A_raven87
you better not know this…
@@A_raven87you sweet summer child
@@A_raven87so he put the "stick" (that one in between your legs in that peanut butter, carving a hole.
Sorry guys.
Bro really said "do you wanna bite?"💀
I've seen this clip so many times and this is the first time Ive heard "schlatt" ask if Ted wanted a bite 💀
I have also seen this many times and never heard that until you said
bite of what exactly 💀
...87
Same. Your comment made me realize.
Why did you put schlatt in quotation marks?
That's a very big jar of peanut butter, proving once and for all that Big Guy's little guy is itself a big guy.
Big guy's little big guy
For you
He just dipped a hot dog
@@gold.2948 or did he?🤔🤔🤔
jar isn't that deep
I'd like to point out that hole is probably about 4-5 inches deep
This gives a whole new meaning to "Creamy Peanut Butter"
Wasn’t enough nut in the peanut butter
Look it's big guys apprentice, drug guy
🗿
@@aleaf. username checks out
pee-nut butter
Leave
"Schlatt" is such a gentle lover, look how perfect the circle is, the rest of the peanut butter is astonishingly intact and there's not a single pube mark on the top. 10/10
I struggle to think how this would even be a thought in someone's head, let alone one they felt the need to share with people.
@@soufianedaoudi9894 I get that a lot
hey yeah sorry WHAT THE FUCK
why are you analysing Schlatt's dick
thank god I know how to spell that word correctly
Can confirm he’s very gentle
Ted can now comfortably create a horror game around this experience.
2 years later still got this recommended
I want the directors cut showing what happened to that peanut butter
Same thing that happened to those fellas in '99, tell you that much
That’s only available on the Unrated edition, which is buried in Schlatts basement alongside all the victims of 99’
Do you know why they call him Dan the screwdriver man? Neither did his victims before 99.
But now the penutbutter knows too O_O
He’s going to use it to lure a homeless man
@@icery59 Schlatt only used those holes after the bullets made them though
Can’t believe that a wholesome fellow like “schlatt” could even fathom of doing such a thing
u mean "wholesome" person like schlatt ^^*
"A wHOLEsome person"
@@aliviatoro1504 no they mean wholesome like "schlatt"
this has been a meme for a YEAR yall are DEDICATED
What? Make a tube of peanut butter to freeze into a popsicle?(innocently blinks)
omg how schlatt had such a normal voice tone there-
Bro he did something devious 😂
i love how schlatt casually says “do you want a bite?” while ted is freaking out lol
I was wondering what he said on that part lol
thanks
Fun fact, "bite" in French (pronounced like "bit") means "diсk"
@@aronasmundurjonasson3175 epic fact
I love how his mind immediately jumps to the worst probable conclusion, when he probably just used a butter knife to put it on some crackers.
It’s possible but like why make a hole like that. If he wants to be the only one to use it he did a good job
@@Trashcreature “why make a hole like that” this video and his reaction to it
that would be believable if i didnt kno how the rest of this clip goes
Sure but this is "schlatt" we're talking about
no that hole is way to much of a circle to be fake
Given schlatt's reputation, i wouldn't doubt that he actually did it for the memes.
The lick he did 💀💀💀
Guys, I don't see why you are overreacting. He just started by taking out the middle part of the peanut butter for his toast in the morning. Nothing wrong with a bit of peanut butter on toast, is there?
Well no but... Why the middle? And HOW did he get it so accurate?
@@demonkingzeldris8835 stick the knife in then twist it around. That's how I assume he did it
@@redpandamurphy Oh my sweet summer child,that's wrong
@@redpandamurphy sweet sweet child he used part of the male anatomy
@@bismark3716 Yeah. The male hand to hold the knife. Like, I don't understand what's not clear. It's just that he used a knife to spread peanut butter on his toast, and he started by sticking it into the peanut butter and rotating it to create a hole in the centre. That's all I got from this context. If you can think of any other way this hole came about, I'm all ears.
the “u want a bite?” while the realization sets in is so funny to me
I didn’t notice that he said that until I watched it for the third time
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE HE SAID TJAT NOOO
"Do you want a bite?" This is the pinnacle
Good thing "Schlatt" made sure the peanut butter won't go waste
The guilty look on his face 🤣
Where?
He was like “oh, oh, ooohh.” 😮
He's not guilty. *he knows exactly what he did and he's proud of it.*
That isn’t guilt. He’s proud of himself.
666th like
when i was younger and i saw things like this, i always thought someone just stuck a whole cucumber in it and ate it covered in peanut butter
now that im older and much less mature, i realize the mistake of my childhood
Where would you see things like this??
@@ohgoshgolly5368 uhhh i think it was an r/unexpected video from........ emkay?? it also couldve been a r/holup vid from fakejake, i cannot remember
Honestly idk what this means like why is da guy freaking out? :/
@@fedymunke8684 oh no such innocence come back to this video when ur 15 maybe 18 and look back less mature you will realise the truth
You will ever reach the truth. Korega… Requiem da.
wait i dont understand the joke what happened to the peanut butter?
The way “Schlatt” does that little lizard thing with his tongue is so unhinged and I love it
I love how he starts to to say you want a bite before the video cuts him off
I love how he took the time to carve a legit perfect hole in the peanut butter just for this one joke
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Love that this copied comment is right under the original comment :p
Who said he didnt get h**ny?
to carve?
or he went "all in"
I don’t think it was a joke 😂
the slurp when Schlatt licks his lips at 0:07 is gold comedic timing
Followed by a mustache sniff
I’ve been laughing at the same thing for ages he looks ready and willing for round 2
Acted like a dog.
@@TheWigham SIR.
@@lylyart yes?
Bro really put the nut in peanut butter
The way he just says it so casually. xD
*Ah, so THAT'S how they make Nutter Butter cookies* 💀
Well, Schlatt wanted his peanut butter extra nutty, and I can't quite blame him for that. It's nice when peanut butter has a crunch
Lmao
seek help, too much nut for you
Gotta get your nut checked dog if that shit coming out like fruity pebbles
Crunch...
I don't think that certain ingredient makes it crunchy
"Do you want a bite?" Yeah you can tell by the fear filled "oh my god" that he definitely wants some.
Have a wonderful day everyone :)
No I’m scarred for life and never gonna see a peanut butter jar the same way again
He clearly likes it!
The "do you want a bite" got me im dying rn
I love how this clip have more views than the original video
You know what, Big Guy's friend Schlatt sure is hella based. That's why every DSMP fan is now terrified of him.
dsmp is lame
As a dsmp fan and Schlatt fan I can confirm he's way too based
@@restlessquail3316 Yeah the thing itself is just meh, but the artists are amazing
@@sahave5042 not really
@@sahave5042 I'd agree, the art people make is pretty good. Although I really don't like the series cause it's scripted as hell and is hosted by a minecraft cheater
This video is:
✔ Life changing ✔ Informative
✔ Inspiring ✔ Heartwarming
✔ Useful ✔calming ✔Enjoyable
✔ Other ✔ Peanut butter
Fat sal 🤣
Everywhere i go.....
I see his face
Aldo fake
@@belalsl9503 joe mama
√ Sus
Jealous of that peanut butter fr fr
The straightness is simply impressive man
Peanut butter: "I'm excited to be used as a spread, I wonder what kind of sandwich I'd make"
Schlatt:
Apparently schlatt decided to make a different kind of sandwich
that poor jar of peanut butter was surely spread... in a different way
Your the bread
The peanut butter was used in a nut sandwich
He put his banana in it 🤭😦
I carved out a hole like that with a spoon to my roomate's jar of peanut butter and he had a similar reaction😂
"with a spoon" hm
@TheSovietOnion probably
@TheSovietOnion eh, he can just buy another jar, and hopefully use it correctly and not pranking his friends with it by letting it look like he put his dick in the jar
@TheSovietOnion no he ate a spoonful of peanut butter
Hmmm
"Just then, the king felt true fear for the first time in his life."
“Do you want a bite?”
"Schlatt, what happened to this peanut butter?" has the same energy as "Drake, where's the door hole?"
“How To Add Milk In a Peanut Butter”
Google: Just Add One Glass of Milk into the Peanut butter
Bing:
i wish i was the peanut butter
@@Liz-bn6oj down bad...
@@Liz-bn6oj AYO
@@Liz-bn6oj AYO WTH
@@Liz-bn6oj a little respect for the fact you actually said it
the "you wanna bite?" gets me all the time
I’ve watched this video like 50 times and every time I couldn’t hold in either a smile or a laugh. Good man
i cant believe "schlatt" would do this to such a "delicious" snack
"schlatt" made it even more "delicious" 👅
@@Jo-dntknw THE FUCK☠️☠️☠️, gayyyy
Joke btw
Whats up with so many "--".....can somebody explain?
@@salvadorhenriquez4091 I support this comment
@@sammyakjain6666 we do not trust what "shlatt" says about himself nor his past
I guess that peanut butter had...
extra nuts.
Underfuckingrated
Ba dum tss
And meat stick contaminated.
Extra creamy peanut butter
@@Darklegend51520 im dying wtf😭
Most terrifying quote I’ve ever heard
“Do you want a bite” 💀
This is false. Everyone knows that sclartt can't fit in that jar
Schlatt's name is pretty hard to spell
@@ItSquishy who tf is schlatt?
@@ZavierG1 is "shlatt"
@@salvadorhenriquez4091 shlagg*
@@rockmork9121 lashhg*
Schallt licks his lips acting like nothing happened
If it had been crunchy peanut butter instead of creamy, that would've been a real chad move
*guy opens peanut butter with visible confusion and horror*
Schlatt: *proceeds to lick lips*
I like how from just one look at the peanut butter, Ted had one thought and he was instantly unsettled 💀
I really can't imagine peanut butter of all things feeling remotely pleasurable, but still funny
What about hot apple pie?
It's for the dog. Ever heard of american pie?
@@mcmc309 YOU ARE DONE. THE-THE DOG. THE DOG. SIR.
Bro took the nut in peanut butter too literally 💀
When someone says to make salty peanutbutter
0:07 certified cat moment. No one can tell me otherwise
“So I did” -schlatt
One could say he was fucking nuts.
Every time that this clip appears in my YT recomendations i just click on it.
Same
Peanut butter after 9 months : 🤰
I love how Schlatt says do you wanna bite?
This video is probably the closest we have to like, a vine reincarnation
Or something like that
When Ted was pushing it away you can faintly hear Schlatt saying “do you want a bite?”
First of all, i find this clip entertaining, second of all, i have reason to believe the peanut butter was still virgin. And that is because it was too clean around the edges, not enough mess was made.
Extra creamy
"Mom said its my turn with the peanut butter"
He put the nut into peanut butter
I love how genuine Ted sounds throughout this whole thing
Ted’s reaction is flawless omg.
"Do you want a bite?"
The fact that Ted kept this in the recording and still used it in the video is just so funny.
You cant have peanut butter without the nut
My mind is onto something 💀
Schlatt showed his real speed as he did to that peanut butter, which just as fast he did those things back in 99' especially getting away with it.
Makes me laugh everytime.
Also makes me think it wouldn't look like that if he actually did use it.
Same
But the thought is still hilarious
“Do you want a bite” had me on the floor😂😂😂
His face was stone cold serious
THE PEANUT BUTTER BECAME ACE
The one that scared me is how genuine he looked
I'm just laughing and giggling bc I heard at the very end that Schlatt said"Do you wanna bite?" While ted was just tramutized🤣😆😂
schalt at the end said do you want a bite 😢
Peanut Butter, Double Nut edition
r/dontputyourdickinthat