Velma Season 2 is an Abomination
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- Опубліковано 6 чер 2024
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:: Velma season 2 ::
Velma season 2 is terrible. Join me for an analysis and review of this horrible show, now streaming on MAX.
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:: Time Stamps ::
00:00 | HBO didn’t even want to make this.
03:32 | Laughter vs “Clapter”
08:22 | Episode 1
10:23 | Episode 2
11:52 | Episode 3
12:34 | Episode 4
13:40 | Episode 5
14:47 | Episode 6
15:30 | Episode 7
16:36 | Episode 8
17:11 | Episode 9
18:03 | Episode 10 - Розваги
The only justice we ever got in this show was Velma's death.
No if there was real justice the show would've ended with Velma's ghost being dragged down to hell, kicking and screaming as she's perpetually burned.
@@thefanwithoutaface8105it would have been perfect to see it happening like in ghost
EXCELLENT WORK. THE MOVIE CYNIC VELMA SEASON TWO HOT 🔥 GARBAGE
@@lorij3786 I was thinking Drag Me to Hell, but that works, too.
@MaTe-du2lw yes and scooby was swapped for a cat that felt like a girl on the inside and started his transformation.
Velma satire is just Mindy Kaling standing on a soap box explaining her jokes.
It’s one of those things that makes you wonder; Did Mindy Kaling REALLY write some episodes of The Office? Because it really doesn’t correlate, how do you go from being credited as a writer of a show that has one of the best comedic tones in television history to a show that’s as tone deaf as a fetus?
@sideeyed7682 She didnt have to make an ESG score for Blackrock when she was writing the office. This is clearly paid propaganda i doubt she had any type of a choice
@@maltheri9833 Still, everything is just off, from the delivery to the tone of the jokes. Its almost as if her contribution in the writing room for The Office bundled down to just brainstorming ideas. At this point I’m not convinced she took creative control of any episode of The Office, Velma was presentation of her comedic voice and it just doesn’t add up.
@@sideeyed7682 sometimes people are better when they are restricted and have to be more creative.
@@sideeyed7682Well, let’s use some context clues! It’s like a mystery.. why the heck was Mindy’s name on The Office’s writing team?
To answer this question we can look at an interview-gone-viral where Mindy herself admits to adlibbing a moment in a scene where she kisses the attractive (in her mind, clearly) male actor, without telling him about this beforehand. She then goes on to explain that the directors weren’t happy with her odd decision, so what does she do? Threaten their livelihoods of course!
By brazenly admitting that she threatened to fire multiple staff on previous shows if they were to report her (let’s be honest) s**ual assault, it’s not too far off to think she might be more than willing to climb that hollywood credibility ladder.. by any means necessary. Lying about show writing talents is most definitely on her moral compass.
One positive of this show....it redeemed Scrappy in the eyes of the Fanbase.
Hating Velma and hating Scrappy-Doo are not mutually exclusive 😄
VELMA SEASON TWO STILL HOT 🔥 GARBAGE.
Scrappy Doo redeemed himself because of this show
I always liked scrappy as a kid.
How?
Love when wealthy actors who are well off come out and trash rich people it's so funny
Poor people dont look into it. Theyre not smart enough
Seriously. Mindy is the epitome of privilege.
I am a gay man and can personally testify that I loathe how much Hollywood is shoving LGBTQ+ representation in every single thing and changing the sexual orientations of classic characters to be "more inclusive". It's not about actual inclusivity, it's about checking a box, like having a token black and Asian character thrown in the mix but not to actually represent minorities, but to exploit them. I'm tired of my sexuality being used as a form of sensationalism rather than writing well-fleshed out characters who just so happen to be gay, bi, whatever and I don't need *every single character* to be LGBTQ+ just because, without giving them any character development or personality beyond that. Their sexuality just *is* their personality and that's not really representing somoene like me. It makes religious nuts angrier at me when I'm not the one even responsible for these creative choices and leads to more discrimination in the long run because it fuels their assumption that I am trying to shove an "agenda" down their throat, but I hate all the preechy in-your-face messaging just as much as everyone else. I feel like shows like Velma are a perfect example of just how much modern Hollywood is completely detached from real-world issues to the point of using real people in exploitative ways and just stoking the fires of anger more and more.
Case in point:
Amber, the token nonbinary character voiced by a nonbinary actress and saying “they”/“them” at every opportunity.
This right here (Not to be too obnoxious) is absolute facts. I cannot believe so many times that I have to tell people in comment sections like with the Fallout tv show that non of these bloody companies care bout ur feelings whether theres lgbtq characters or empowered women or none of that. Its all for the sake of profits, by driving in progressive folks, due to the acceptance of lgbtq people and progressive policies almost a decade ago, if anything its probably going to drive more hatred especially since we got fucking idiots like Ben sharpie and Jordan Penis.
Bravo Sir
I happen to think it’s also doing a disservice. It’s almost like you say so. What is this characters characterization. Well, their skin color, X, and X sexuality.
That’s it they think they’re taught. They don’t actually have to create a personality for the character because they checked off certain boxes.
As a pansexual transgender man, the representation in this show also disgusts me. Our gender identities and sexualities do not make up our personalities, and it is bad representation like this that just makes people believe that they do. Good representation doesn't shove anything in your face. It is put in as fact without being forced, is treated as normal within the context of the show, and is not brought up repeatedly for the sake of screaming to the audience how diverse you are. Unless the purpose of the media is to explore the sexuality of the character, there is no need for it to be brought up repeatedly when it doesn't further the plot or have any narrative purpose.
"Perhaps I treated you too harshly." - Scooby-Doo fans after Scrappy kills Mindy Velma
10/10 Shaggy impression. Give yourself a high-five !
What's the reference to?
@@AndresD.deLeon Shaggy, a raggae artist with a very distinct way of singing. He was pretty popular in the early 2000s when he had some hits that went pretty high in the charts.
@@AndresD.deLeon 9:28
Do they not see the stupidity in complaining about "rich people" when they themselves are rich?????
It drives me crazy
Not everyone had self awareness unfortunately
This show belongs to the "watch review instead of the actual thing" type of media content
Most definitely. The reviews are always entertaining.
even calling this "content" is an insult to even bottom-tier content
And this is how I found out season 2 is out.. and just when you thought it couldn’t get worse..
despite the show being worse than garbage, Scrappy Doo killing Mindy's Velma has got to be the best moment since avengers endgame
I was a bit shocked to find out that Mindy Kaling was behind Velma, knowing her only from her role in The Office US. Who would've thought her acting performance in that show was that good because she wasn't acting at all?
Always obvious
Velma is Mindy Kaling in a nutshell. Annoying and Pointless
Freaking nailed the Shaggy impression 👏
Velma isn't even a joke, because jokes have meaning.
"To call this show 'evil' would imply a sense of purpose and clarity that I don't want to attribute to anyone involved." -Derek on The Onion's, "Sex House"
This show is just like a circle
It's pointless
Mindy Kaling needs to be blacklisted from Hollywood.
A rich hypocrite that looks down on people. Na she's exactly like Hollywood.
Why she's checking all of Hollywood's pushing points.
The amount of times this show has insulted our intelligence should be classified as torture
I don't think I've watched a review where the reviewer seemed to need a hug more than anything after reviewing the show. I apologize that you had to go through that and appreciate that you are saving us from the same fate.
Saving who from what? Nobody was going to watch this show.
It’s annoying because the idea of the Mystery Gang solving murder mysteries is actually cool. If they developed the characters and had genuinely compelling mysteries, it would be great.
Totally, just look at "Case Solved", a long runnig manga/anime series, and i mean 1000+ episodes long. True crime and all that is also pretty popular. I'd say there is a market for something like this.
But that would require effort and take away time from ranting
Announcer: We now return to the Scooby Doo Murder Files.
Fred: Gee whiz, gang. Looks like the killer gutted the victim, strangled him with his own intestines, and then dumped the body in the river.
Velma: Jinkies! What a mystery!
Scooby-Doo: Raoo!
Fred: You're right, Scoob. We're dealing with one sick son of a bitch!
@@dynostretch9215 Isn't that literally from a Family Guy bit?
@@andrewdau1299 Yep. Velma's trying to be something FG made fun of years ago.
"what in the D.E.I is going on here?" 😂 brilliant!!! 😂
This is just a rumor but allegedly Mindy and her head writer were fired from WB’s writers pool during the strikes. While it seems like another season isn’t likely, WB in particular isn’t known for making good decisions nowadays.
Also that shaggy impression had me rolling 🤣
After this shitfest I wouldn't be surprised if Mindy is blacklisted from Hollywood. I mean this show is Infamously bad, it's the lowest rated thing on IMDB. Ain't no way that isn't gonna negatively affect her career.
@@thefanwithoutaface8105 as much as I would like that, I never liked her comedy and after learning about her I despise her as a person, celebrity culture has a way of failing upwards to a point. Unless she says or does something really heinous (like publicly admitting to sexually harassing a coworker…wait…) she’ll cling on as long as possible :/
I mean, firing Mindy seems like a good decision. 🤷🏻♂️
@@IvanKinkle yeah but that’s the exception to the rule
I saw the first scooby episode in 1969. This ain't Velma. It sure as hell ain't scooby. I ❤ the real Velma dinkley, she was my first positive ideal of a real intelligent girl.
Same. With the brown hair and glasses I even resembled Velma.
@toodlescae beautiful. She was my first positive ideal of a girl. She showed me girls could be just as smart as boys, as brave as boys, as scared as boys. In a time when most girls were shown as barbies and future housewives. 🤎
You know this show sucks when Scrappy Doo is the best character in it.
Mindy talking about rich people while being a rich privileged Indian in America is embarrassing. She’s an actor who made millions doing live action role play. Much strength, much passion, much feminism
Scrappy was originally created to save the franchise & we made him a villain for it. He carried out his intended mission : saving the franchise & killing Mindy - Velma
She was annoying in The Office too...Mindy
but did she right that character? this is 100% her.
@@chrisbuttonshaw2088she was also a writer. So maybe
Nah, Velma season one was Ass, Velma Season 2 is.....What's worse than Ass?
A shit ton of ass
Dogshit
Shit. Actual, literal, Taco Bell night, human shit.
dirty ass?
Liquid shit
I hate that I get more excited about watching reviews for these crappy shows than about actual watching them.
Did they keep doing that thing where "Velma" can do no wrong while accusing everybody around her of doing wrong?
the Shaggy Impression 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you have some real talent
Incredible that they greenlighted a second season.
Why does Hollywood hate money so much? 😂
There was a lot speculation when S1 came out that they likely would have made a 2nd season at the same time as the first to save on costs or something.
@@moresnacksplease526 So you are saying this was already done and finished?
I hope that's the case otherwise it would be insanity haha
@@arminxvs3372 lol it makes a lot more sense than knowingly shoveling money into a furnace. Seems like if they could Bat-Girl it, they would, but if S2 was tied to the S1 production budget and that was released… Presenting Velma, Season 2!
@@moresnacksplease526 I'm looking forward to more critics. Good popcorn entertainment as they are ripping it a new one haha
@@moresnacksplease526 Yeah that sounds about right. It's a trend I've noticed with a lot of animated shows on streaming services. Where they order a season of a show and split it into two. So, when the second season comes out it's actually part of the first one.
If Velma gets viral again, there’s going to be another season of this horrible show. Unfortunately, Twitter did a little misinformation meme and everyone got mad. Guess what this means?
Scrappy Doo, not the hero we deserve but, the hero we needed.
Today I learned that LA is the only diverse place in the US, probably the most diverse country in the world.
Nailed it.
I love Mindy being a borderline billionaire trashing rich people, or how Mindy- I mean Velma talks about being a victim 24/7 yet bought her way into acting, the same kind of acting that makes me wish Hollywood would burn to dust.
I rolled my eyes thru the entire review...except for the Shaggy impression! 🤣🤣🤣 Spot on!
F**K I hate Mindy Kaling!!
They couldn't even get Scooby in this show. Instead they put in a even horrible version of sCrappy Doo.
Her Breakfast Club reference proves she has never seen The Breakfast Club.
“& i hate this fucking show” 11:36 😭
His shaggy impression sound like the little green aliens from toy story 2. "Woaaahhhhh" 😂😂😂
I guarantee Deadpool 3 will have the same shitty humor as this. Not a single joke from any of the trailers has made me laugh. The theater was practically dead silent when the trailer came on.
I agree. Disney ruins everything.
Most trilogies end badly.
It also took me like 3 weeks to finish this mess.
And whenever I laughed, it wasnt because it was funny, but rather "omg this is so stupid", "is this for real?", "what were they thinking".
Also, SHE HAS NO BRAIN
Kind of ironic that the worst character in Scooby Doo ended the worst Scooby Doo show
I was going to ask why this show was still being played past episode one, but I just learned that The Rings Of Power is soon to start season 2.
Best bet is to build a time machine back to the 1950's thru the 1070's. When TV was good.
I like Scrappy and even I know Scrappy was the True Hero of the Story we Lost in this Abomination only Mindy and her Followers would Enjoy.
Finally i have been waiting for this video, good job i love this video wnd review
That shaggy impression😂😂😂
You having too much in video!
i literally hadnt even heard a whisper that Season 2 was out until I saw your video....
good lord I feel so sorry for the artists that worked on this show...
Take a shot everytime he says 'i hate this show' lol
Thanks so much for going through that man, I wanted to know what happened on the show but there was no way I was actually gonna watch it, now I know everything that happened and I kept my sanity, sorry for yours though.
Always remember that the actors and actresses and producers always get paid in full no matter how badly the show bombs...throw in the gay crap, anti-white crap, anti-God crap, anti-masculine male crap and guess what, a recipe for disaster
Velma got what she deserved in the end, now she needs to be stuck in the Ghostbusters containment unit and never let out.
0:55 leaving Scooby Doo out of it wasn't their decision. They weren't allowed to use him.
This is an excellent video and I have nothing to add but this:
There was a fan-made pilot of a Scooby Doo show that was like a CW drama in the style of Riverdale called Mystery Incorporated. It seems like a horrible idea to do, just like Riverdale, and even _that_ is leagues better than Velma. Like, for as bad of an idea as it is, it's actually well-done, well-casted, and not made by people who seem too incompetent and hateful to be millionaires like Mindy Kaling. There's also that Warner Bros movie with the Latina Velma, "Scoob" and that whole movie was just a commercial for WB IPs.
I'm not a Scooby Doo fan, but even those two properties are infinitely more respectful and deserving of their existence than "Velma." The only thing I can think of that would be worse than this show was that cancelled CW Powerpuff Girls show that was going to have the three of them be promiscuous and queer, like just every woke show these days.
I love your videos ,their so funny, also are you gonna do any marvel ones soon? Because I absolutely love them and also it could also be different things like the different phases ,characters and villans
From what I've seen, it seems this season was completed with season 1, they just sat on it, wanting to milk what they hoped would be a success. So even if they wanted to react to fan criticism, they couldnt.. not that it's salvageable lol
Every human on earth standing together in perfect hatred of a piece of media isn’t something rare anymore, it happens like every one or two weeks, sometimes multiple times in a single week
Best. Black Shaggy. Impression. EVER. 😂😂😂
As a die hard Freddy Jones and always sunny fan, I can’t believe they killed my spirit by combining them
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Your funniest critique yet. GG
GGs
I think the funniest part has to be that the twist of Scrappy Doo being the villain isn't even original- the live action Scooby Doo movie already beat them to it.
It was AMAZING, when exactly after "i've got herpies" Badoo ad came up.
Everyone knows these people will realize once they’re old and alone… wtf did I do? No one will remember them and they will have traded actual happiness for recognizing it was all a fool’s errand that never had a chance of mattering.🤦♂️
I’m trying to figure out why would HBO cancel a show their viewers actually like (rap sh!t) but green light a second season for one of their most hated show.
6:17 In fairness, both seasons were made back to back.
I came for the ridicule, but I stayed for the Shaggy impression. 💯
I think what I really want is for Mindy to see how unlikely this is
Rebel Moon, now Velma season 2… I worry for your mental health, Cynic.
The Shaggy impression got me. Wholly crap.
How it even got a second episode let alone a second season is beyond me. I literally could not make it through a single episode.
The real question is, who let them to make second season? And who are still working for this animated show? Even though season 1 already have a lot of trouble.
That Shaggy impression at 9:29 was lowkey funny as hell!!!😅😅😅😅
Holy crap that was hard to watch. I can't imagine what it was like to watch the show.
The animators(who genuine did pretty well) must hate having their name attached to this.
This was my favorite review of yours so far! Loved it!
Glad you enjoyed it!
Hopefully this is the end of this mess.
The second season of Velma and WW2 are the two sequels we knew we didn't want
Ugh....is that Scrappy Doo on LSD on that Thumbnail! WTF!
Bruv that shaggy rap just ended me 😂
We really feel your pain bro. Thanks for the review. I could not ever do it. lol
I love how the show tried to make fun of the Breakfast Club when the Breakfast Club was about breaking down the tropes.
Eyyyyyyyy First, Baby! LFG also yeah this show should not have released the second season
Thank you for your sacrifice
I’m glad one intern secretly wrote Velma dying at the end of the series
We didn't get another season of Venture Bros, we got a proverbial cliff-hanger of a movie and TWO SEASONS of this absolute garbage.
As just a fan of common decency... WHY?!
Thank you for watching so we don’t have to subject ourselves to it
"My college debt's paid off!" 🤣 Dear God, I almost choked on my drink. That's brilliant.
As a Jamaican I have to say that stage m shaggy imitation was shockingly good 😅
i could find people on reddit who genuinely love the show. I don't understand humans anymore.
That Shaggy impression is perfect
Did they steal Avacados scooby idea and apply it to scrappy? There is no way they didnt
I can't beloeve people burn money VOLONTARILY. How crazy.
My ex gf probably has the ultimate special collectors edition of these two seasons
This is what I expect for the potential king of the hill revival. (I call it necrophilia)
That "Shaggy" impression is funnier than both seasons!
Velma haters: Did you kill Velma, Scrappy?
Scrappy: Yes.
Velma haters: And what did it cost?
Scrappy: Everything.
12:25 Awwwww, that's adorable! Seeing as how Mindy is herself QUITE well off.
Lmfaoooooooo black shaggy 💀
Wouldn't even compare it to Family Guy humor as that shows still has some good laughs in the early years. This is Tumblr humor.