Italian Panama - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  2 роки тому +3412

    Can I get a Golden lost the Panama?

  • @cookiecraze1310
    @cookiecraze1310 2 роки тому +1375

    'You can underperform... Sexually I mean'
    'Mom didn't say that'

  • @TylerNeyman
    @TylerNeyman 2 роки тому +1925

    Bo on Italy: THEN I SMASHED HIS HEAD IN, LIKE THIS!
    Bo as Japan: Haha, I'm in Danger.

    • @RunicRhino22
      @RunicRhino22 2 роки тому +91

      Bo’s Battle of Midway Japan: Have they told you who I am?
      Dressel on USA: Some dead man!

  • @CoryMueller
    @CoryMueller 2 роки тому +1005

    "They can't D-Day"
    *panicked PTSD ensues*

    • @thedoomdragon2895
      @thedoomdragon2895 2 роки тому +44

      “Sir, the Brit’s have retaken the islands and are beginning their invasion of northern France! We’re under attack!”

  • @billybob-zk9nm
    @billybob-zk9nm 2 роки тому +1543

    I love how the Japanese player caught themselves before they said they couldnt dday

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  2 роки тому +1073

      He was moved out of the channel

    • @YetAnotherInv
      @YetAnotherInv 2 роки тому +1189

      @@Bokoen1
      literally fucking taken away by the bodyguards

    • @artanisplays3982
      @artanisplays3982 2 роки тому +452

      They can't- *gets shot*

    • @steffanyschwartz7801
      @steffanyschwartz7801 2 роки тому +182

      @@YetAnotherInv the Gestapo took Tojo out back and got the fire team

    • @diogosousa7698
      @diogosousa7698 Рік тому +9

      @@artanisplays3982 they: u will not jinx it

  • @tharathamrongnawasawat8057
    @tharathamrongnawasawat8057 2 роки тому +2509

    Fun fact: sealion was being debated since college want to do barb in 41 just as they see the opportunity. But he misscalculated and did not complete his barb focus in time so the axis go for sealion instead.

    • @fireflowers5105
      @fireflowers5105 2 роки тому +334

      Mission Failed Successfully

    • @yayiouo
      @yayiouo 2 роки тому +120

      definitely a beautiful mistake

    • @keirangray902
      @keirangray902 2 роки тому +4

      *Misscalculated

    • @lr514
      @lr514 2 роки тому +17

      Everything is calculated on the Bokoen1 youtube channel

    • @lappy3642
      @lappy3642 2 роки тому +1

      @@keirangray902 no

  • @perfectlyfine1675
    @perfectlyfine1675 2 роки тому +3245

    This incredible performance from the allies does make me doubt whether they were just AI.

    • @BolphesarusMaximusWardius
      @BolphesarusMaximusWardius 2 роки тому +374

      Na
      The ai would at least fight back........
      Probebly just left ai off when the allies started leaving......

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 2 роки тому +148

      No, worse: it's Golden as a major.

    • @125discipline2
      @125discipline2 2 роки тому +31

      AI without the I

    • @baron6588
      @baron6588 2 роки тому +3

      You should have seen the other games lmao

    • @tizi087
      @tizi087 2 роки тому +35

      seriously how? like they lost everywhere and showed zero signs of any competence

  • @lukedufaur5368
    @lukedufaur5368 2 роки тому +580

    "I only need a few thousand dead so that I can sit at the peace conference as a man who has fought." -Bokoen1

  • @despacito_boi4484
    @despacito_boi4484 2 роки тому +2722

    Bo took “Mare Nostrum” just a bit too seriously

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  2 роки тому +727

      What's the Atlantic equivalent?

    • @noaccount4
      @noaccount4 2 роки тому +197

      Mare Nostrum into Atlantis

    • @generallime8357
      @generallime8357 2 роки тому +700

      @@Bokoen1 Nostrum Oceanum

    • @darthnox7958
      @darthnox7958 2 роки тому +8

      @@Bokoen1 more like every single ocean's equivalent

    • @despacito_boi4484
      @despacito_boi4484 2 роки тому +88

      @@Bokoen1Atlanticum Nostrum
      Translated roughly to “Our Atlantic”

  • @heli0s101
    @heli0s101 2 роки тому +4529

    I remember the stream. The only time I'd ever seen Bo happier was when he was crossdressing.

    • @CamiciaRossa
      @CamiciaRossa 2 роки тому +102

      You need more likes. You need to have more likes than the pinned comment

    • @duckles426
      @duckles426 2 роки тому +16

      @@CamiciaRossa they have more now

    • @Crispifordthe3rd515
      @Crispifordthe3rd515 2 роки тому +93

      @@512TheWolf512 is Bo a femboy?
      Am I gonna get wooshed? Is there something I'm missing? I don't know much of the Bo lore lol

    • @balazsbalazs3926
      @balazsbalazs3926 2 роки тому +251

      @@Crispifordthe3rd515 Bo dressed up as anime girl in the cancer charity stream.

    • @riccardocirielli
      @riccardocirielli 2 роки тому +357

      @@Crispifordthe3rd515 he is a professional hoi4 gamer, of course he is

  • @ebinshumate3132
    @ebinshumate3132 2 роки тому +397

    The US army: hey, should we garrison the Panama Canal?
    Golden: nah, garrison the tile above it that has no supply instead

    • @taylor5065
      @taylor5065 2 роки тому +3

      It’s cause they had just landed there?

  • @mhug162
    @mhug162 2 роки тому +665

    Bo's getting sloppy with the scripts, making himself a Mary Sue. The self-indulgent, shoehorned naval battles and unrealistic competence from Italy of all places are signs of a mind in decline. Not to mention this oafish Golden fellow, a heel in decline if ever I saw one. Write him a redemption arc for god's sake.

    • @xanpenguin754
      @xanpenguin754 2 роки тому +103

      Idk I felt that College character had a great turn around as Germany today. Very much a secondary actor but it was a nice change to see him really successful.

    • @mosesracal6758
      @mosesracal6758 2 роки тому +21

      @@xanpenguin754 Remember the College Vicky 3 Australia arc? Yeah this is his redemption lmao

  • @thecombatwombat7652
    @thecombatwombat7652 2 роки тому +423

    "This country suggested a crazy new strat and it didn't work out." = Golden
    "This country suggested a crazy new strat and it worked perfectly." = Bo

    • @SapoWeonN300
      @SapoWeonN300 2 роки тому +61

      The thing is
      Bo have a plan B, C and D
      Golden.....my eye

    • @gideon903
      @gideon903 2 роки тому +26

      golden walked so bo could run

    • @yeatnumber1Dmuncher
      @yeatnumber1Dmuncher 2 роки тому +20

      @@gideon903 Golden's hands look like this 🦴 so Bo's can look like this 💅

  • @redshirt5126
    @redshirt5126 2 роки тому +150

    I glad to see that the Sex force survived the Romanian brap trap.

  • @darthnox7958
    @darthnox7958 2 роки тому +1369

    This might be the most satisfying Hoi game I've ever seen, everything went brilliantly for the axis (except for lazy Romanian workers)

  • @Me-zj4fd
    @Me-zj4fd 2 роки тому +179

    Thank you, Bo, for providing me with entertainment throughout my battle with cancer. For the last year, your videos have made my feel better even as my battle gets grimmer. I’m saying this now as today, exactly one year ago, my cancer was detected. Once again, thank you.

    • @bigchungusdriplord2301
      @bigchungusdriplord2301 2 роки тому +8

      Hope you get better soon!

    • @aaroncabatingan5238
      @aaroncabatingan5238 2 роки тому +6

      Good luck man. Hopefully you can get better.

    • @xXxSephirothxXx67526
      @xXxSephirothxXx67526 2 роки тому +6

      After having many friends and a family member pass to cancer, and a couple survive, the best advice I can give you is determination. Fight the good fight, I hope you get better Bruv.

    • @duncandl910
      @duncandl910 Рік тому +1

      Hope you are in recovery!!

    • @duncandl910
      @duncandl910 Рік тому +1

      Remission*

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle 2 роки тому +432

    Italy: *Tries to seize the Panama Canal.*
    The Allies: "Well we're right fucked, aren't we?"
    The Axis: "Right in the down under.".

    • @aizuuya
      @aizuuya 2 роки тому +8

      Clever girl

    • @BleydXVI
      @BleydXVI 2 роки тому +9

      "Cousin Jeice, I'll see you in space Hell"

    • @liladoodle
      @liladoodle 2 роки тому +7

      @@aizuuya "No, Jeice!!! All of my men, I'm the only one left.".

  • @jerec1267
    @jerec1267 2 роки тому +70

    "Dday is not....."
    He remembers last time and doesnt want to jinx it.

  • @doctorjackson7024
    @doctorjackson7024 2 роки тому +67

    *world leaders boggled as Italian leader claims to have "duplicated oil". The leader of Italy has been sent to an asylum as a new leader is selected*

    • @NathanTheDwarvenShark
      @NathanTheDwarvenShark 2 роки тому +13

      *Italian leader was then re-sent back to office as reports confirmed he had indeed duplicated the Oil, though he says that it can only happen once. The world remains boggled...*

  • @FreedomPuppy
    @FreedomPuppy 2 роки тому +139

    Lots of good quote potential in this video. Shoutout to the second coming of the sex force and College's mom.

  • @DoccyStars
    @DoccyStars 2 роки тому +191

    Bo hyping himself up in the intro again

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  2 роки тому +165

      I am the main character of the BOBG Cinematic universe after all.

    • @pcslug3122
      @pcslug3122 2 роки тому +63

      @@Bokoen1 nah that's Braun. You are just a pr stunt

    • @yigitoz8387
      @yigitoz8387 2 роки тому +40

      @@Bokoen1 braun is unironicly the most humble, brilliant and down to earth guy in this group.
      I am not a bot made by him or anything he is just that great.
      When i was writing this masterpiece of a youtube comedy comment (kıll me plz) something stroke me, where the hell is Peff?

    • @darthnox7958
      @darthnox7958 2 роки тому +21

      @@yigitoz8387 that's totally what a bot created by Braun to praise him would say, you can't fool me

    • @Grounders10
      @Grounders10 2 роки тому +7

      And it worked. IT WORKED. HOW?!

  • @ViridianVictoria
    @ViridianVictoria 2 роки тому +71

    I love how you can always tell what country Bo was playing when he praises them in the intro.

    • @pcslug3122
      @pcslug3122 Рік тому +6

      Danish propaganda officer.

  • @greergrapple2227
    @greergrapple2227 2 роки тому +114

    I could have seen this as a brawn , swimmy , or even golden Italy because you can see instances of them doing good despite the expectations of everyone else

  • @porter5224
    @porter5224 2 роки тому +76

    Nice that you could fit the Fiat sponsorship so naturally into the script

  • @Drave_Jr.
    @Drave_Jr. 2 роки тому +90

    "Italy is highly competent this game" So Bo is Italy, got it.

    • @Adrien_Pecnosvar
      @Adrien_Pecnosvar 2 роки тому +13

      Yep, as per usual, bo being a narcissist

    • @Drave_Jr.
      @Drave_Jr. 2 роки тому +4

      @@Adrien_Pecnosvar In Bo's defense, he usually makes his Axis nation able to decimate the Allies, so it's somewhat justified.

    • @Adrien_Pecnosvar
      @Adrien_Pecnosvar 2 роки тому +2

      @@Drave_Jr. That doesn't make any difference, bo is trying to be like superman, who doesn't lose or have any weakness , but superman is the most boring of the superheroes.
      Swimmy, Golden and College win some and lose some, which makes them more interesting and their victories more satisfying.

    • @jonhawk117
      @jonhawk117 2 роки тому +4

      @@Adrien_Pecnosvar Im trying to find who asked

  • @luckyaristotle
    @luckyaristotle 2 роки тому +28

    4:46 Nice to see the recurring characters from the Romanian Brap Trap. Can we see Palden Norbu back as well?

  • @mosesracal6758
    @mosesracal6758 2 роки тому +9

    I love how everytime Sulo gets to clap a navy his automatic response is "theres no D-day" lmao

  • @namidor3227
    @namidor3227 2 роки тому +32

    “Italian tanks” I can only see this ending well

  • @TheJTV100
    @TheJTV100 2 роки тому +8

    3:20 is going in the Best of 2022 Vid I guarantee it lmao

  • @munk6576
    @munk6576 2 роки тому +12

    Honestly with sulo on the team, the script writes itself

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  2 роки тому +6

      I'll see you at Poreč!

  • @thetrexgaming901
    @thetrexgaming901 2 роки тому +5

    "I cant wait to see an L3 with a 200mm howitzer sitting on it"
    *currently plays a game that allows you to slap the 120mm Freebrams cannon onto a Wiesal*

  • @DarkLordFromTheSecondAge
    @DarkLordFromTheSecondAge 2 роки тому +10

    God always gives the funniest strats to his silliest italy.

  • @theodomidable2016
    @theodomidable2016 2 роки тому +3

    was I the only one reading the lobby chat at 7:41 cause some pretty wild stuff was going on in there.

  • @riolkin
    @riolkin 2 роки тому +6

    Golden playing the USA and having no game impact is just....immaculate.

  • @nubo3517
    @nubo3517 2 роки тому +13

    Damn Bo, you've been writing some really good scripts recently!

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 2 роки тому +448

    The Fiat tank exhibit in the London museum of history is something that I would go see. Bo, you beautiful madlad, you did it again, with those Italian meme strats.

    • @jacopofolin6400
      @jacopofolin6400 2 роки тому +11

      Whit the new DLC Bo would Ascend to God level

  • @zewhatyouwannasay
    @zewhatyouwannasay 2 роки тому +4

    College would suck at ‘yo mama’ jokes
    3:18

  • @Ganonmustdie2
    @Ganonmustdie2 2 роки тому +5

    Golden practically conscripted all the people in Panama on short notice to rush the Italian army with no food, bullets or equipment...it didn't work.

  • @JayJay5244
    @JayJay5244 2 роки тому +8

    Effective Italian tanks?
    Me: Impossible

  • @pyrenees2695
    @pyrenees2695 2 роки тому +1

    Very nice uploading at 00:00 CET

  • @MythicOneOne
    @MythicOneOne 2 роки тому +2

    Anyone else notice @8:16 the American Hololive II class?

  • @europanacht
    @europanacht 2 роки тому +1

    "you doubted me" - bokoen after clapping the south african tanks

  • @realmastersilver1849
    @realmastersilver1849 2 роки тому +10

    the reason Bo's tanks were so good was because fiat was under the management of Palden Norbu starting in 1935.

  • @HugACreeper88
    @HugACreeper88 2 роки тому +4

    This script was great Bo but I’m looking forward to seeing Golden’s 1945 or Die meltdown, that was truly the script ever made

  • @skeeyee5477
    @skeeyee5477 2 роки тому +2

    Oh boy, i cant wait to go to tankfest next year and see the most pivotal tank design of the war, the Italian M11/39 medium, Backbone of Italian Spaghetkrieg Warfare!

  • @renrl6984
    @renrl6984 2 роки тому +2

    That is the most thorough slaughter of the Allies I have ever seen

  • @xqt6339
    @xqt6339 2 роки тому +5

    Corrected Opening Card:
    "So in this game I decided to make my own tanks as Italy.
    Everyone was surprised I was able to make good tanks.
    I also decided to take the Panama Canal."

  • @jedmario1
    @jedmario1 2 роки тому +1

    8:25 I love that he caught himself almost saying this

  • @cameronmarshall4111
    @cameronmarshall4111 2 роки тому +2

    Man whoever writes these scrips never runs out of ideas

  • @leglo4996
    @leglo4996 2 роки тому +1

    Infinite oil glitch, somebody let spiffing brit know about this exploit

  • @Mentlegenium
    @Mentlegenium 2 роки тому +2

    New meta: building Atlantropa to use Desert Fox general and Italian tanks

  • @revantii
    @revantii 2 роки тому +2

    I love how every time College just gets clowned on by the boys.

    • @Ravnesss
      @Ravnesss 2 роки тому

      Well when you admit to fucking your own mom, its kinda game over

  • @SireBab
    @SireBab 3 місяці тому

    Holy shit this is the first time I've seen the axis win in these games. Nicely done!

  • @elbeto191291
    @elbeto191291 2 роки тому +1

    Dude, the amount of M O N E Y M O V E S in this game was amazing. Sealion and the invasion of Ireland were peak planning

  • @TheTyrfish
    @TheTyrfish 2 роки тому +1

    "Mom didn't think so" "Send the sex" a lot of Freudian slips in this one

  • @yorgunbei7664
    @yorgunbei7664 2 роки тому +2

    his content is truly amazing, i hope we see him on youtube for many years

  • @bxkxhxkg82
    @bxkxhxkg82 2 роки тому +5

    I always enjoy when the allies get clap

  • @cgallegos2106
    @cgallegos2106 2 роки тому +2

    Bo just created the Italian “Mare Atlanticum”/“Mare Nostrum Magna”.

  • @simpleout1418
    @simpleout1418 2 роки тому +2

    Aight I see Italian Panama, this is going to seem like a fun video

  • @equilintogo5378
    @equilintogo5378 2 роки тому

    I like how the script has subtle references to past episodes. 10/10 Bo.

  • @xdpotatoman6098
    @xdpotatoman6098 2 роки тому +2

    Italian tanks actually bring good this is the best timeline

  • @dogeboi1804
    @dogeboi1804 2 роки тому

    "I only need a few thousand dead so I can sit at a peace conference as one who fought"~Bo-nito Mussolini

  • @affandi99
    @affandi99 2 роки тому +2

    Italian Panama? Now that is some interesting stuff we wish had in OTL....

  • @Kodoku93
    @Kodoku93 2 роки тому

    "FIAT knows what they are doing". Pandas are the definitive vehicle. FIAT Pandas will rule the world.

  • @Thatonepersonyouheard
    @Thatonepersonyouheard 2 роки тому +1

    THIS!
    This is the exact kind of episode that makes me believe that there's even a possibility of these videos being scripted. EVERYTHING went perfect for the axis, literally everything. If only one video is scripted, it's this one

  • @justjozua1827
    @justjozua1827 2 роки тому +3

    Spud's Venice series crossover PogChamp

  • @simonnachreiner8380
    @simonnachreiner8380 11 місяців тому

    “Why don’t we duplicate the North Sea oil,”
    In a single sentence.
    The Green lobby.

  • @Tytoalba777
    @Tytoalba777 2 роки тому +3

    Let's see here, guessing from the title screen... Italy went for a crazy strat that worked beautifully and the Axis were competent... So, Bo's Italy, but who else could be competent enough to round out the rest of the Axis? College, Braun if left only to a minor, Peef maybe.

  • @DirkusTurkess
    @DirkusTurkess 2 роки тому +1

    Poor college speaks as well as he micros.

  • @winowmak3r
    @winowmak3r 2 роки тому

    That Lowie invasion clutch was dope as hell! Let's GO!

  • @theirDevil
    @theirDevil 2 роки тому +4

    I know it sounds bad, but I always find Axis victories more satisfying to watch in HoI4.

    • @raizors1331
      @raizors1331 2 роки тому

      Well to be fair, Allies strat is basically "survive long enough and you win", meanwhile for Axis you have to win fast, win hard, and never stop winning. The odds are so stacked against the Axis it's so much more satisfying when they actually win

  • @sandstorm9305
    @sandstorm9305 2 роки тому +2

    Coming to Denmark tomorrow to congratulate you personally on this amazing video
    and also maybe to steal some girls und panzer figurines

  • @hellshing4866
    @hellshing4866 2 роки тому

    The series of Bo breaking the meta continues. After the Canadian Tanks, here come the Italian ones. 🤣

  • @KnoxZone
    @KnoxZone 2 роки тому +1

    This win was dedicated to College's mom.

  • @ryori_vtuber
    @ryori_vtuber 2 роки тому

    "D-Day's not happening" claps the british and americans fleets this time just to be sure

  • @emie9858
    @emie9858 2 роки тому

    4 HOI4/Vicky videos in two weeks? You're spoiling us Bo

  • @quentin8585
    @quentin8585 2 роки тому

    "just like the strat bombers"
    That's exactly what I was thinking when I clicked on the video

  • @lemoncaketerrorist2921
    @lemoncaketerrorist2921 2 роки тому

    Italians must have been using those Steel Division 2 L3 Tankettes

  • @dog-4613
    @dog-4613 2 роки тому +1

    I dont know what i just watched but i enjoyed it! Good video

  • @hklassehutten1476
    @hklassehutten1476 2 роки тому

    Bo uploaded a hoi vid:
    I sleep
    He's Italy:
    *R E A L S H I T*
    He creates a new definition for "Advanced Shitposting":
    *A*
    *S*
    *C*
    *E*
    *N*
    *D*
    *E*
    *D*

  • @senatethewinstonchurchill
    @senatethewinstonchurchill Рік тому +1

    0:20 even i don't think that the Scottish accent is that bad.

  • @raikaria3090
    @raikaria3090 2 роки тому +1

    Golden Lost. Italy wasn't dysfunctional!

  • @arjandosanj6131
    @arjandosanj6131 2 роки тому

    Bo as Italy is Master Cheif
    Bo as Japan is a Caboose from RvB

  • @lappelduvide2445
    @lappelduvide2445 2 роки тому

    My favorite part of Bokoen videos is the super short end title screen saying what happened next, completely not showing any outcome

  • @v.emiltheii-nd.8094
    @v.emiltheii-nd.8094 2 роки тому +1

    Germany with that Sweet Home Alabama!

  • @raidiar2021
    @raidiar2021 Рік тому +2

    I love it when you guys climax after clicking on someone

  • @nametba2295
    @nametba2295 2 роки тому

    Ladies and gentlemen, it is another game in which Golden hasn't taken Paris.

  • @martonstrenner1937
    @martonstrenner1937 2 роки тому

    Literally an episode dedicated to references

  • @Saber7096
    @Saber7096 2 роки тому

    Hey bo. I love your videos. They always make me laugh. Keep up the great work.
    Also how do u feel about the new dlc?

  • @nicholasfielding9157
    @nicholasfielding9157 2 роки тому

    Bo’s English spelling and grammar was on point this video, good job.

  • @daresaraj256
    @daresaraj256 2 роки тому

    I was expecting it to turn into Wolfenstein with how bad it was going for the Allies.

  • @brgginborin5756
    @brgginborin5756 2 роки тому +2

    The Italian brap trap

  • @hornet370
    @hornet370 2 роки тому

    ngl this shouldve been called "best axis game 2.0"

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT 2 роки тому

    Love seeing alt strats succeed

  • @terrified057t4
    @terrified057t4 2 роки тому

    Any Bo strat that is clowned on, tends to work, I think...

  • @Vmac1394
    @Vmac1394 2 роки тому

    I want to see this from Golden's perspective to see the absolute malding

  • @joshuacowling2237
    @joshuacowling2237 Рік тому +1

    Is the Italian tank template available somewhere?

  • @bruh5912
    @bruh5912 2 роки тому

    Bo going sicko mode as Italy really gets me going. mmmmmm

  • @Medvelelet
    @Medvelelet 2 роки тому

    I love Bo saying Mussolini quotes

  • @jaredfromaccounting9520
    @jaredfromaccounting9520 2 роки тому

    If president truman truly wanted peace in the pacific he would’ve nuked the marina trench