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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024
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  • @doggedout
    @doggedout Рік тому +139

    Love the way Stanley follows you around like a baby chicken..but still finds time to attack the camera occasionally.
    Real multi-tasking skills.

  • @tdefields
    @tdefields Рік тому +57

    I'm pretty sure Karen and Brad work together and have secret midnight meetings 😂😂

    • @holdonC
      @holdonC Рік тому +4

      Definitely!!! Karen is like “I got her top half” and he says “and I got her ankles!”

  • @djyogi4917
    @djyogi4917 Рік тому +51

    It was so adorable seeing how much Stanley was following you, he's so precious.

  • @EkM-cl2bn
    @EkM-cl2bn Рік тому +22

    I wasn't expecting Stanley to be so petty and clingy but it somehow makes him even cuter 😂

  • @kinser919
    @kinser919 Рік тому +50

    This is my one of my favorite UA-cam channels. The unconditional love and adoration you have for your precious beasts is gold. The comedy is the icing on the cake.

    • @sarahr4099
      @sarahr4099 Рік тому +3

      It's one of my favorites too, Amanda is so great with them and all these wonderful creatures have gotten me through some rough times ❤ especially Stanley's dancing videos lol and now Janet and Glenn doing zoomies, they are so cute

  • @heatheryarbrough5255
    @heatheryarbrough5255 Рік тому +5

    No wonder Karen hates you, Stanley loves you. She’s jealous🤣

  • @dirtroaddestiny
    @dirtroaddestiny Рік тому +46

    Stanley is like a giant chicken. He’s so sweet ❤

    • @Leosloth2011
      @Leosloth2011 Рік тому +3

      Karen is a giant version of brad

  • @SahuaritaShuffle
    @SahuaritaShuffle Рік тому +49

    Lot of work keeping your critters all safe and happy! Plus two sides of Stanley: the love slob and Brad repellent. Splendid!

  • @BelleDreamer7
    @BelleDreamer7 Рік тому +32

    I just want to hug Stanley once. He seems so sweet and gentle. I am sold on the hand raising being the way to get the best tempered emus. Even Karen seemed pretty chill.

    • @mygirldarby
      @mygirldarby 10 місяців тому +1

      Karen wasn't hand-raised and she's certainly not chill!

  • @Auntiehoney217
    @Auntiehoney217 Рік тому +17

    Michaels underbite always cracks me up😅

  • @ecbst6
    @ecbst6 Рік тому +8

    Brad: PECKER
    Stanley: That's cute.

  • @jewgirl952
    @jewgirl952 Рік тому +13

    Stanley protecting his mommy at the end was so adorable!

  • @LindaC616
    @LindaC616 Рік тому +9

    Michael's brain might be non-existent, but his sniffer works just fine. "Give me the treats!"

  • @collie8
    @collie8 Рік тому +5

    Stanley: "Let's see if she's recording. Okay, now bury the phone, yay"

  • @sarahr4099
    @sarahr4099 Рік тому +1

    I love it when Stanley attacks the phone😂😂 he's so stinking cute 😂❤

  • @lizhanbury1876
    @lizhanbury1876 Рік тому +18

    My favorite way of doing chores is watching Amanda, Stanley, and Karen doing them! ✨Every second a sheer delight!✨ ❤❤❤

  • @deschainerideaux
    @deschainerideaux Рік тому +58

    So… she loves you so much that she has to keep her eyes on you at all times, right? 😂

    • @gartrek28
      @gartrek28 Рік тому +5

      Yep! 😂

    • @JasonW.
      @JasonW. Рік тому +7

      And legs.
      And beak.

    • @bold810
      @bold810 Рік тому +3

      That's what my blue heeler does, and I'm not used to that!

    • @si-kq9su
      @si-kq9su Рік тому +1

      I love your channel. I just discovered it last week. All your animals are so unique and different personalities. Always pleasure to watch and love your sense of humor 😂

  • @bobobrien8968
    @bobobrien8968 Рік тому +9

    I find your videos so relaxing and enjoyable. My wife says we should visit your farm someday. We’re only an hour or two away but I imagine you can’t let tgat happen because there would be thousands of people doing the same. It’s rewarding that the 2 best you tube sites are from Ontario. The other is My Self Reliance. Thank you for this gift. Keep up the good work.

  • @infinityinfinity2253
    @infinityinfinity2253 Рік тому +6

    💕❤️Stanley❤️💕 I did think he’d be wearing some of his outfits.

  • @beautifullybroken2458
    @beautifullybroken2458 Рік тому +25

    Awww Stanley was protecting you Amanda! He didn’t like Brad pecking at you and went to peck him back, until he headlined that just one peck could take Brads head off. Lol 😂 Such a sweetie. Hope you all have a beautiful Friday! Well everyone except Brad…. ❤😂

  • @wickedwench321
    @wickedwench321 Рік тому +13

    @Useless Farm OMG I just can't get past how much Stanley adores you. He literally follows you around like a puppy dying to be petted. So freaking cute. Post a vid of him in his Easter bonnet? 💓

  • @deborahcorreale352
    @deborahcorreale352 Рік тому +3

    Love how Stanley follows you all over, like a sweet little puppy and when he does not get your attention…well I just go attack the camera and she has to stop and I get HUGGIES!!!! Sweet and smart!

  • @T.R.Y.1313
    @T.R.Y.1313 10 місяців тому +2

    Your videos brings so much serenity and peace. Especially the ones when everything is so green and luscious.

  • @virtualmedusa
    @virtualmedusa Рік тому +2

    It's very relaxing to watch the activities, chores and affection at Useless Farm; I find it has a therapeutic effect on my mind.
    Thank you for recording and keeping a record of our feathered and furry friends' shenanigans!
    Stanley is forever a sweetheart, Brad and Karen not so much.
    Have a great day Amanda, many blessings. ❤❤❤

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi Рік тому +9

    I was doing great till around the five minute mark, then somebody started my pecking my eyes out, lol❣️🥰💞

  • @jaynpenny
    @jaynpenny 10 місяців тому +2

    Micheal is such a goof ball,lol.

  • @gartrek28
    @gartrek28 Рік тому +30

    How does your great big heart fit inside your tiny body? We are huge fans and we thank you for the levity and (un)conditional, not you, Brad, love. 😊🥰

  • @donnamealy4877
    @donnamealy4877 Рік тому +6

    Ok. I was a little freaked out when Karen peered into the camera. Felt like she was seeing into my soul… 💕

  • @AllTheHappySquirrels
    @AllTheHappySquirrels Рік тому +4

    Every time Stanley knocks the camera over I excitedly wait to "be hatched" now 😂

  • @ilovediamondspearls
    @ilovediamondspearls Рік тому +5

    Stanley is such a cute supervisor/helper/protector .. ❤❤ I love his tuft of hair it's so cute 😂❤

  • @tashaturner4609
    @tashaturner4609 Рік тому +6

    4:16 there is a unnervingly super close up of Karen’s eyeball 👁.....just a tad terrifying . I don’t think I will be able to sleep tonight now....thanks Karen.

  • @jenniferbond7073
    @jenniferbond7073 11 місяців тому

    Stanley just melts for Amanda. He is like a lap cat in Emu form, adorbs!

  • @michelleclark9445
    @michelleclark9445 Рік тому +5

    Love Stanley protecting you from Brad ❤

  • @kelli_kellz
    @kelli_kellz Рік тому +18

    I so wish that Stanley would've pecked at Brad more. 😂 I still can't believe that he kicked you though!! Wtf, Stanley!!!
    Maybe if you shake a stick at Karen when she's being feisty, she'll leave you alone.
    Once again, thank you for the extended videos. We love them! ❤

    • @zachwood8095
      @zachwood8095 Рік тому +3

      Lol I think Stanley was trying to bust a move but it was bad timing

  • @defresurrection
    @defresurrection Рік тому +2

    If Stanley could talk... every time you turned your back to him!

  • @kaydee4296
    @kaydee4296 Рік тому +9

    MurderTurkeyT sounds like a sewage pipe about ready to back up RIGHT IN your face just as you think you've finally unclogged the drain.😨 And Michael just sighs & wants his bong back there stashed in the woods, dude.🌿 HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY Brad! This must be your 10th decade of Easters!🐓
    Stanley getting a bit too cocky with the kickloving there too! What DA? Hope you're not too banged up! Thanks for the longer look at chorin at the funny farm & great shots of those goofy birds & their war with the camera too!😁
    🐰🌷🐣

  • @jakeeasterwood3204
    @jakeeasterwood3204 Рік тому +7

    You are doing chores while Karen is trying to mop the floors… with you.

  • @1LivingCuriously
    @1LivingCuriously Рік тому +7

    I'm curious how Stanly and Karen would react to a body-length mirror. Would they be aggressive?

  • @heatherprus5364
    @heatherprus5364 Рік тому +1

    Thank goodness Karen is equipped with a fart in the can warning as she charges at you!

  • @JulieQHHT
    @JulieQHHT Рік тому +3

    They really do love you - Stanley follows you like a dog ❤

  • @MUSBFRANK
    @MUSBFRANK Рік тому +6

    2:04 - I think Karen was trying to hit the delete button regarding how she's afraid of snakes, or anything that looks like one, Brad would use that kind of info to his hilarious advantage. 😆

  • @euphiloves4205
    @euphiloves4205 10 місяців тому

    I love the relationship you have with Stanley. He’s such a sweet and handsome fella.

  • @PamelaRay-l7x
    @PamelaRay-l7x 10 місяців тому +1

    You have a beautiful farm. And counting Brad, you have two dinosaurs.❤

  • @misterj597
    @misterj597 Рік тому +1

    I always wondered what it would be like to be viciously pecked by an emu-now I know.

  • @IntrepidFraidyCat
    @IntrepidFraidyCat Рік тому +9

    5:05 Okaaaay! Now I know what it would be like to be killed off by an emotionally needy emu. No no, I'm sure that I won't relive this in my sleep tonight 🤯😆

  • @1erinjames
    @1erinjames Рік тому +2

    Stanley follows you around like a puppy!!! ❤

  • @michaeljandreau7341
    @michaeljandreau7341 Рік тому +16

    I could watch you give Stanley attention all day, but then the next few videos would be Karen getting revenge or Michael teaching 10 hour sky-staring lessons. 😋😁

    • @paulamcdonald6568
      @paulamcdonald6568 Рік тому +3

      Or listening to the (shudders) ever-so majestic crowing of Brad, again and again and again and again…you get it.

    • @michaeljandreau7341
      @michaeljandreau7341 Рік тому +1

      @@paulamcdonald6568 LOL 😆. Anything but Brad's crows!!!

  • @T.R.Y.1313
    @T.R.Y.1313 10 місяців тому +1

    It’s so cute that the alpacas are trying to give you a kiss for a treat.

  • @jshaladavis4861
    @jshaladavis4861 Рік тому +11

    Amanda you’re so wonderful 💝

  • @earthlingjohn
    @earthlingjohn Рік тому +2

    16:33
    Stanley: "wrong side of the fence Brad...this danger zone belongs to Karen"

  • @AlaskanInsights
    @AlaskanInsights Рік тому

    she's so nice when she's not trying to kill you...
    It's good to start the season off with a clean battlefield.

  • @barbarairvin1219
    @barbarairvin1219 Рік тому

    Stanley loves you so much it's so easy to see, and it is pretty evident how much you love him.

  • @eugeniaskelley5194
    @eugeniaskelley5194 Рік тому +2

    That was so sweet, Stanley was coming to your defense and told Brad to knock it off. No wonder Karen try's to kill you she is jealous.

  • @charavarifine8668
    @charavarifine8668 4 місяці тому

    I think they hate your phone 🤣🤣..."This is not Karen's jam" has me hollerin lmaoo

  • @tracywilborn
    @tracywilborn Рік тому +1

    As much as Karen hates Amanda, that's how much Stanley loves her, just not her phone.

  • @tredjesongen
    @tredjesongen Рік тому +4

    😂👍 This is SO relaxing and stressful to watch at the same time. Add hysterical laughter =life bearable. Tfs❤

  • @oshunbleu6511
    @oshunbleu6511 Рік тому +1

    "Michael's not sure what he's done wrong" 😂😂😂 you crack me up so much! Thank you for taking the time to entertain us out here 😉

  • @aarde7036
    @aarde7036 10 місяців тому

    That's a good one... "No, I can't do that, I'm already parralel chorin'!!"

  • @colleenfromnh5860
    @colleenfromnh5860 Рік тому +3

    You really do have the best stories. Did Karen sprain her ankles while doing track and field in high school? Same Karen, same 😔

  • @VolumedMusicMan
    @VolumedMusicMan Рік тому +2

    Stanley gave Brad some options he couldn’t take!!

  • @misottovoce
    @misottovoce Рік тому

    Bravo, Stanley...to the rescue of his fair maiden 🤣🤣

  • @Brusseldudes7180
    @Brusseldudes7180 Рік тому +1

    Thank you so much for the longer videos. I don't know if I somehow was only subscribed to shorts😊. Anyways thanks for the entertainment and for being such a good mommy to all the animals.

  • @janegarner3101
    @janegarner3101 Рік тому

    Love that future pile of compost for your garden. Black gold.

  • @goldenwheeledbanshee9160
    @goldenwheeledbanshee9160 Рік тому

    I see u're proud of Stanley. He's a sweet bird, just watch his cutting claw.

  • @mopiktm9480
    @mopiktm9480 Рік тому +4

    Stanley is adorable 😍

  • @donna6376
    @donna6376 Рік тому +3

    ❤ you are such a good caretaker to be concerned with Karen's ankle health😊

  • @kristinwood8884
    @kristinwood8884 Рік тому

    Heck of a sturdy camera you've there.
    Thank you for all your videos and care you bring to these animals, that can sometimes be ...... a bit difficult.❤
    We rescued an African Grey, for 10 years my husband and sons could hold him and pet him, OTOH I could not....unless he got stuck on our plantation shutters/curtains. That was the only time he would allow me to even pet him, I had a friend that chased me with her Macaw, when we were 9, since then I have been terrified of large birds, and he definitely knew I was scared (almost lost a finger tip twice) and he possibly had an issue with females.
    I still miss him every day and even though I was his main caretaker, I wish I would have been less afraid.

  • @Primus54
    @Primus54 Рік тому +1

    New to your channel (recommended on an automotive channel of all places….lol). Have now watched several getting to know your friends. I know “Brad” is a pistol, but he’s one fine looking rooster. Stanley is so obviously in love with you. I didn’t know emus could interact well with humans. Subscribed! Cheers from Ohio.

  • @ecbst6
    @ecbst6 Рік тому +2

    I have a backpack full of first aid stuffs that made EMT's say 'Nice!', but not near you, unfortunately.

  • @alaskaismyhome7594
    @alaskaismyhome7594 Рік тому +1

    Karen’s love language includes violence. She cannot help herself her love is so powerful ! ❤

  • @maijamcnogiven9484
    @maijamcnogiven9484 Рік тому +6

    Karen an snakes 😂😂 she said if she can't get you she'll get us. Our sweet Stanley has chosen violence cause he's not getting all your love. Remember keep acouple of those around to fight off Karen in the future. Good ole Brad are you sure he's not Karen's son 😂😂😂😂

  • @Auntiehoney217
    @Auntiehoney217 Рік тому +6

    Don't know how you can ever turn your back on Karen🤯

    • @MelissaThompson432
      @MelissaThompson432 Рік тому

      You can hear her coming. Idk what you call that sound, but it's her aggressive noise.... Booming; that's it. 🙂

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Рік тому +1

      The booms help announce the inpending attacks. It's when she's silent or when Stanley does it that she's 8n the most danger

  • @Alfred..E..Neuman
    @Alfred..E..Neuman Рік тому +1

    Did she flip off that rooster? 🤔

  • @barbarasimoneau5718
    @barbarasimoneau5718 Рік тому +2

    I have an idea!💡 What if you got a "Medusa" hat?!?! 👒+🐍 You could even make a little matching rubber snake tutu!!! 😂

  • @ezzyspeaks..427
    @ezzyspeaks..427 Рік тому +6

    I love your vids❤ from SC

  • @markrumfola9833
    @markrumfola9833 Рік тому +5

    You are a Worker my Friend. 😊

  • @carolmiller3089
    @carolmiller3089 9 місяців тому

    I like the way Karen gave us a close up of that evil eye👀

  • @rosem6604
    @rosem6604 Рік тому +1

    A device that withstands repeated dino assaults is worthy of an award.

  • @tashaturner4609
    @tashaturner4609 Рік тому +2

    I HATE snakes too 🐍! I feel ya on that one Karen! I never thought I would have something in common with a giant, angry, velociraptor bird....but I do.
    If I think a stick is a snake .... I will jump 8 ft in the air.

    • @bonnieweeks7601
      @bonnieweeks7601 Рік тому +1

      I was walking on a sidewalk behind the apts we were in at the time. There was a swampy area back there, but I wasn't thinking about snakes. At first I thought it was a stick across the sidewalk and didn't slow down. Right before stepping on it realized it was a snake and I swear I levitated over it. Weird experience.

  • @Onelightoftheworld
    @Onelightoftheworld 10 місяців тому

    I think Stanley has had it with the Internet sensation, and he thought “you didn’t tell me about this, I wasn’t able to get my hair and make up done to be on a video”

  • @Birdiemom1965
    @Birdiemom1965 7 місяців тому

    Stanley chose violence today 😂😂

  • @AquaticBling
    @AquaticBling Рік тому

    Gurlllll my anxiety level was at top tier when Karen came on the scene!

  • @CrimsonFlag
    @CrimsonFlag Рік тому

    That is soooo cute. Stanley hugs ❤

  • @hollisblinn7910
    @hollisblinn7910 Рік тому

    Stanley has a real thing for the camera. I'm surprised you're not buying new ones in bulk.

  • @debtrethewey-tervree9928
    @debtrethewey-tervree9928 Рік тому +1

    How many phones do you....they, go through? Just curious. It's adorable when they look straight into the phone and there's just an eye. CUTE AF!!❤

  • @luv2luv720
    @luv2luv720 Рік тому +1

    Stanley kept knocking the phone over because he doesn't want evidence!!

  • @jlm17533
    @jlm17533 Рік тому

    I think Stanley wants you to hire a grounds keeper so he can have all your attention ❤

  • @TM-rk5dj
    @TM-rk5dj Рік тому

    Karen and Brad should be cast in the next iteration of the Jurassic Park franchise

  • @mwild8787
    @mwild8787 Рік тому

    The farm fashion show had me rolling on the floor🤣🤣Glad your channel is doing well. Love from New Zealand💞💞

  • @LoisFox131
    @LoisFox131 Рік тому

    That guy loves his mama!❤

  • @stephgreen3070
    @stephgreen3070 Рік тому

    All I can think about is “this is what chores look like in Jurassic Park, isn’t it?”

  • @LoisFox131
    @LoisFox131 Рік тому

    I can now scratch “Attack by emu” off my bucket list.

  • @suzannedawson6330
    @suzannedawson6330 Рік тому

    Awe, he loves you so much.

  • @madapigi1
    @madapigi1 Рік тому +1

    Stanley is sooooo cute, i love him

  • @peaceflow1416
    @peaceflow1416 Рік тому

    The way they see it, if they can’t have you, no one can😂

  • @vixstert.5642
    @vixstert.5642 Рік тому +2

    @4:16 Karen scared me there, for a minute!

  • @TreborsTreble
    @TreborsTreble Рік тому

    The tense and gloomy atmosphere combined with the cries of a distant animal had me in fear that a "Blair Witch" type situation was about to happen here. I was expecting to see Stanley in the basement corner staring at the wall.

  • @ogg5949
    @ogg5949 Рік тому +3

    Well, that was a full days work! I'm exhausted! Going down for a nap.

    • @useless_farm
      @useless_farm  Рік тому +4

      You've earned it thank you so much

    • @ogg5949
      @ogg5949 Рік тому +2

      @@useless_farm no, no, thank YOU for allowing me to live vicariously thru your beautiful animal videos! And you're so funny! Your videos lift my spirits every day! I show them to my 90 yr old parents and they love them too!

  • @justamom789
    @justamom789 Рік тому

    Amanda: "does this look alright?".... Peacock: "no! no!"

  • @No.0.o.0
    @No.0.o.0 Рік тому +2

    Made my day better