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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
  • Teamwork makes the dream work

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  • @doggedout
    @doggedout Рік тому +138

    Love the way Stanley follows you around like a baby chicken..but still finds time to attack the camera occasionally.
    Real multi-tasking skills.

  • @kinser919
    @kinser919 Рік тому +47

    This is my one of my favorite UA-cam channels. The unconditional love and adoration you have for your precious beasts is gold. The comedy is the icing on the cake.

    • @sarahr4099
      @sarahr4099 10 місяців тому +2

      It's one of my favorites too, Amanda is so great with them and all these wonderful creatures have gotten me through some rough times ❤ especially Stanley's dancing videos lol and now Janet and Glenn doing zoomies, they are so cute

  • @tdefields
    @tdefields Рік тому +57

    I'm pretty sure Karen and Brad work together and have secret midnight meetings 😂😂

    • @holdonC
      @holdonC 11 місяців тому +4

      Definitely!!! Karen is like “I got her top half” and he says “and I got her ankles!”

  • @djyogi4917
    @djyogi4917 Рік тому +50

    It was so adorable seeing how much Stanley was following you, he's so precious.

  • @SahuaritaShuffle
    @SahuaritaShuffle Рік тому +49

    Lot of work keeping your critters all safe and happy! Plus two sides of Stanley: the love slob and Brad repellent. Splendid!

  • @dirtroaddestiny
    @dirtroaddestiny Рік тому +45

    Stanley is like a giant chicken. He’s so sweet ❤

    • @Leosloth2011
      @Leosloth2011 Рік тому +3

      Karen is a giant version of brad

  • @BelleDreamer7
    @BelleDreamer7 Рік тому +32

    I just want to hug Stanley once. He seems so sweet and gentle. I am sold on the hand raising being the way to get the best tempered emus. Even Karen seemed pretty chill.

    • @mygirldarby
      @mygirldarby 8 місяців тому +1

      Karen wasn't hand-raised and she's certainly not chill!

  • @EkM-cl2bn
    @EkM-cl2bn Рік тому +21

    I wasn't expecting Stanley to be so petty and clingy but it somehow makes him even cuter 😂

  • @lizhanbury1876
    @lizhanbury1876 Рік тому +18

    My favorite way of doing chores is watching Amanda, Stanley, and Karen doing them! ✨Every second a sheer delight!✨ ❤❤❤

  • @lauriestone9373
    @lauriestone9373 Рік тому +13

    @Useless Farm OMG I just can't get past how much Stanley adores you. He literally follows you around like a puppy dying to be petted. So freaking cute. Post a vid of him in his Easter bonnet? 💓

  • @Auntiehoney217
    @Auntiehoney217 Рік тому +17

    Michaels underbite always cracks me up😅

  • @bobobrien8968
    @bobobrien8968 Рік тому +8

    I find your videos so relaxing and enjoyable. My wife says we should visit your farm someday. We’re only an hour or two away but I imagine you can’t let tgat happen because there would be thousands of people doing the same. It’s rewarding that the 2 best you tube sites are from Ontario. The other is My Self Reliance. Thank you for this gift. Keep up the good work.

  • @jewgirl952
    @jewgirl952 Рік тому +13

    Stanley protecting his mommy at the end was so adorable!

  • @deschainerideaux
    @deschainerideaux Рік тому +58

    So… she loves you so much that she has to keep her eyes on you at all times, right? 😂

    • @gartrek28
      @gartrek28 Рік тому +5

      Yep! 😂

    • @JasonW.
      @JasonW. Рік тому +7

      And legs.
      And beak.

    • @bold810
      @bold810 Рік тому +3

      That's what my blue heeler does, and I'm not used to that!

    • @si-kq9su
      @si-kq9su Рік тому +1

      I love your channel. I just discovered it last week. All your animals are so unique and different personalities. Always pleasure to watch and love your sense of humor 😂

  • @beautifullybroken2458
    @beautifullybroken2458 Рік тому +25

    Awww Stanley was protecting you Amanda! He didn’t like Brad pecking at you and went to peck him back, until he headlined that just one peck could take Brads head off. Lol 😂 Such a sweetie. Hope you all have a beautiful Friday! Well everyone except Brad…. ❤😂

  • @ilovediamondspearls
    @ilovediamondspearls Рік тому +5

    Stanley is such a cute supervisor/helper/protector .. ❤❤ I love his tuft of hair it's so cute 😂❤

  • @infinityinfinity2253
    @infinityinfinity2253 Рік тому +6

    💕❤️Stanley❤️💕 I did think he’d be wearing some of his outfits.

  • @kelli_kellz
    @kelli_kellz Рік тому +18

    I so wish that Stanley would've pecked at Brad more. 😂 I still can't believe that he kicked you though!! Wtf, Stanley!!!
    Maybe if you shake a stick at Karen when she's being feisty, she'll leave you alone.
    Once again, thank you for the extended videos. We love them! ❤

    • @zachwood8095
      @zachwood8095 Рік тому +3

      Lol I think Stanley was trying to bust a move but it was bad timing

  • @sarahr4099
    @sarahr4099 10 місяців тому +1

    I love it when Stanley attacks the phone😂😂 he's so stinking cute 😂❤

  • @T.R.Y.1313
    @T.R.Y.1313 8 місяців тому +2

    Your videos brings so much serenity and peace. Especially the ones when everything is so green and luscious.

  • @deborahcorreale352
    @deborahcorreale352 Рік тому +3

    Love how Stanley follows you all over, like a sweet little puppy and when he does not get your attention…well I just go attack the camera and she has to stop and I get HUGGIES!!!! Sweet and smart!

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi Рік тому +9

    I was doing great till around the five minute mark, then somebody started my pecking my eyes out, lol❣️🥰💞

  • @kaydee4296
    @kaydee4296 Рік тому +9

    MurderTurkeyT sounds like a sewage pipe about ready to back up RIGHT IN your face just as you think you've finally unclogged the drain.😨 And Michael just sighs & wants his bong back there stashed in the woods, dude.🌿 HAPPY RESURRECTION DAY Brad! This must be your 10th decade of Easters!🐓
    Stanley getting a bit too cocky with the kickloving there too! What DA? Hope you're not too banged up! Thanks for the longer look at chorin at the funny farm & great shots of those goofy birds & their war with the camera too!😁
    🐰🌷🐣

  • @jshaladavis4861
    @jshaladavis4861 Рік тому +11

    Amanda you’re so wonderful 💝

  • @LindaC616
    @LindaC616 Рік тому +8

    Michael's brain might be non-existent, but his sniffer works just fine. "Give me the treats!"

  • @michaeljandreau7341
    @michaeljandreau7341 Рік тому +16

    I could watch you give Stanley attention all day, but then the next few videos would be Karen getting revenge or Michael teaching 10 hour sky-staring lessons. 😋😁

    • @paulamcdonald6568
      @paulamcdonald6568 Рік тому +3

      Or listening to the (shudders) ever-so majestic crowing of Brad, again and again and again and again…you get it.

    • @michaeljandreau7341
      @michaeljandreau7341 Рік тому +1

      @@paulamcdonald6568 LOL 😆. Anything but Brad's crows!!!

  • @jenniferbond7073
    @jenniferbond7073 8 місяців тому

    Stanley just melts for Amanda. He is like a lap cat in Emu form, adorbs!

  • @user-cp2el5hl7k
    @user-cp2el5hl7k 7 місяців тому +1

    You have a beautiful farm. And counting Brad, you have two dinosaurs.❤

  • @heatheryarbrough5255
    @heatheryarbrough5255 Рік тому +4

    No wonder Karen hates you, Stanley loves you. She’s jealous🤣

  • @T.R.Y.1313
    @T.R.Y.1313 8 місяців тому +1

    It’s so cute that the alpacas are trying to give you a kiss for a treat.

  • @ecbst6
    @ecbst6 Рік тому +7

    Brad: PECKER
    Stanley: That's cute.

  • @IntrepidFraidyCat
    @IntrepidFraidyCat Рік тому +7

    5:05 Okaaaay! Now I know what it would be like to be killed off by an emotionally needy emu. No no, I'm sure that I won't relive this in my sleep tonight 🤯😆

  • @MUSBFRANK
    @MUSBFRANK Рік тому +6

    2:04 - I think Karen was trying to hit the delete button regarding how she's afraid of snakes, or anything that looks like one, Brad would use that kind of info to his hilarious advantage. 😆

  • @Brusseldudes7180
    @Brusseldudes7180 Рік тому +1

    Thank you so much for the longer videos. I don't know if I somehow was only subscribed to shorts😊. Anyways thanks for the entertainment and for being such a good mommy to all the animals.

  • @Primus54
    @Primus54 Рік тому +1

    New to your channel (recommended on an automotive channel of all places….lol). Have now watched several getting to know your friends. I know “Brad” is a pistol, but he’s one fine looking rooster. Stanley is so obviously in love with you. I didn’t know emus could interact well with humans. Subscribed! Cheers from Ohio.

  • @donnamealy4877
    @donnamealy4877 Рік тому +6

    Ok. I was a little freaked out when Karen peered into the camera. Felt like she was seeing into my soul… 💕

  • @collie8
    @collie8 Рік тому +5

    Stanley: "Let's see if she's recording. Okay, now bury the phone, yay"

  • @euphiloves4205
    @euphiloves4205 8 місяців тому

    I love the relationship you have with Stanley. He’s such a sweet and handsome fella.

  • @michelleclark9445
    @michelleclark9445 Рік тому +5

    Love Stanley protecting you from Brad ❤

  • @1erinjames
    @1erinjames Рік тому +2

    Stanley follows you around like a puppy!!! ❤

  • @tredjesongen
    @tredjesongen Рік тому +4

    😂👍 This is SO relaxing and stressful to watch at the same time. Add hysterical laughter =life bearable. Tfs❤

  • @virtualmedusa
    @virtualmedusa Рік тому +2

    It's very relaxing to watch the activities, chores and affection at Useless Farm; I find it has a therapeutic effect on my mind.
    Thank you for recording and keeping a record of our feathered and furry friends' shenanigans!
    Stanley is forever a sweetheart, Brad and Karen not so much.
    Have a great day Amanda, many blessings. ❤❤❤

  • @tashaturner4609
    @tashaturner4609 Рік тому +6

    4:16 there is a unnervingly super close up of Karen’s eyeball 👁.....just a tad terrifying . I don’t think I will be able to sleep tonight now....thanks Karen.

  • @AllTheHappySquirrels
    @AllTheHappySquirrels Рік тому +4

    Every time Stanley knocks the camera over I excitedly wait to "be hatched" now 😂

  • @earthlingjohn
    @earthlingjohn Рік тому +2

    16:33
    Stanley: "wrong side of the fence Brad...this danger zone belongs to Karen"

  • @ezzyspeaks..427
    @ezzyspeaks..427 Рік тому +6

    I love your vids❤ from SC

  • @oshunbleu6511
    @oshunbleu6511 Рік тому +1

    "Michael's not sure what he's done wrong" 😂😂😂 you crack me up so much! Thank you for taking the time to entertain us out here 😉

  • @janegarner3101
    @janegarner3101 Рік тому

    Love that future pile of compost for your garden. Black gold.

  • @AlaskanInsights
    @AlaskanInsights Рік тому

    she's so nice when she's not trying to kill you...
    It's good to start the season off with a clean battlefield.

  • @JulieQHHT
    @JulieQHHT Рік тому +3

    They really do love you - Stanley follows you like a dog ❤

  • @kristinwood8884
    @kristinwood8884 10 місяців тому

    Heck of a sturdy camera you've there.
    Thank you for all your videos and care you bring to these animals, that can sometimes be ...... a bit difficult.❤
    We rescued an African Grey, for 10 years my husband and sons could hold him and pet him, OTOH I could not....unless he got stuck on our plantation shutters/curtains. That was the only time he would allow me to even pet him, I had a friend that chased me with her Macaw, when we were 9, since then I have been terrified of large birds, and he definitely knew I was scared (almost lost a finger tip twice) and he possibly had an issue with females.
    I still miss him every day and even though I was his main caretaker, I wish I would have been less afraid.

  • @barbarairvin1219
    @barbarairvin1219 Рік тому

    Stanley loves you so much it's so easy to see, and it is pretty evident how much you love him.

  • @misottovoce
    @misottovoce Рік тому

    Bravo, Stanley...to the rescue of his fair maiden 🤣🤣

  • @gartrek28
    @gartrek28 Рік тому +30

    How does your great big heart fit inside your tiny body? We are huge fans and we thank you for the levity and (un)conditional, not you, Brad, love. 😊🥰

  • @maijamcnogiven9484
    @maijamcnogiven9484 Рік тому +6

    Karen an snakes 😂😂 she said if she can't get you she'll get us. Our sweet Stanley has chosen violence cause he's not getting all your love. Remember keep acouple of those around to fight off Karen in the future. Good ole Brad are you sure he's not Karen's son 😂😂😂😂

  • @markrumfola9833
    @markrumfola9833 Рік тому +5

    You are a Worker my Friend. 😊

  • @charavarifine8668
    @charavarifine8668 2 місяці тому

    I think they hate your phone 🤣🤣..."This is not Karen's jam" has me hollerin lmaoo

  • @defresurrection
    @defresurrection Рік тому +2

    If Stanley could talk... every time you turned your back to him!

  • @Auntiehoney217
    @Auntiehoney217 Рік тому +6

    Don't know how you can ever turn your back on Karen🤯

    • @MelissaThompson432
      @MelissaThompson432 Рік тому

      You can hear her coming. Idk what you call that sound, but it's her aggressive noise.... Booming; that's it. 🙂

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Рік тому +1

      The booms help announce the inpending attacks. It's when she's silent or when Stanley does it that she's 8n the most danger

  • @mopiktm9480
    @mopiktm9480 Рік тому +4

    Stanley is adorable 😍

  • @jakeeasterwood3204
    @jakeeasterwood3204 Рік тому +7

    You are doing chores while Karen is trying to mop the floors… with you.

  • @mwild8787
    @mwild8787 11 місяців тому

    The farm fashion show had me rolling on the floor🤣🤣Glad your channel is doing well. Love from New Zealand💞💞

  • @aarde7036
    @aarde7036 8 місяців тому

    That's a good one... "No, I can't do that, I'm already parralel chorin'!!"

  • @donna6376
    @donna6376 Рік тому +3

    ❤ you are such a good caretaker to be concerned with Karen's ankle health😊

  • @goldenwheeledbanshee9160
    @goldenwheeledbanshee9160 Рік тому

    I see u're proud of Stanley. He's a sweet bird, just watch his cutting claw.

  • @vixstert.5642
    @vixstert.5642 Рік тому +2

    @4:16 Karen scared me there, for a minute!

  • @heatherprus5364
    @heatherprus5364 11 місяців тому +1

    Thank goodness Karen is equipped with a fart in the can warning as she charges at you!

  • @jaynpenny
    @jaynpenny 8 місяців тому +2

    Micheal is such a goof ball,lol.

  • @1LivingCuriously
    @1LivingCuriously Рік тому +7

    I'm curious how Stanly and Karen would react to a body-length mirror. Would they be aggressive?

  • @VolumedMusicMan
    @VolumedMusicMan Рік тому +2

    Stanley gave Brad some options he couldn’t take!!

  • @No.0.o.0
    @No.0.o.0 Рік тому +2

    Made my day better

  • @tashaturner4609
    @tashaturner4609 Рік тому +2

    I HATE snakes too 🐍! I feel ya on that one Karen! I never thought I would have something in common with a giant, angry, velociraptor bird....but I do.
    If I think a stick is a snake .... I will jump 8 ft in the air.

    • @bonnieweeks7601
      @bonnieweeks7601 Рік тому +1

      I was walking on a sidewalk behind the apts we were in at the time. There was a swampy area back there, but I wasn't thinking about snakes. At first I thought it was a stick across the sidewalk and didn't slow down. Right before stepping on it realized it was a snake and I swear I levitated over it. Weird experience.

  • @CrimsonFlag
    @CrimsonFlag Рік тому

    That is soooo cute. Stanley hugs ❤

  • @tracywilborn
    @tracywilborn Рік тому +1

    As much as Karen hates Amanda, that's how much Stanley loves her, just not her phone.

  • @Catherine_Michelle
    @Catherine_Michelle Рік тому

    I know you've been told this before but I had to tell you that you and your farm make my day! When it's been a tough day at work I come home and live vicariously through you 😁. One day I'll have a useless farm of my own. Thank you so much!! 🩷🥰

  • @colleenfromnh5860
    @colleenfromnh5860 Рік тому +3

    You really do have the best stories. Did Karen sprain her ankles while doing track and field in high school? Same Karen, same 😔

  • @barbarasimoneau5718
    @barbarasimoneau5718 Рік тому +2

    I have an idea!💡 What if you got a "Medusa" hat?!?! 👒+🐍 You could even make a little matching rubber snake tutu!!! 😂

  • @carynmartin6053
    @carynmartin6053 Рік тому

    😂its so funny how they peck at your phone every chance they get!😂😊

  • @eugeniaskelley5194
    @eugeniaskelley5194 Рік тому +2

    That was so sweet, Stanley was coming to your defense and told Brad to knock it off. No wonder Karen try's to kill you she is jealous.

  • @misottovoce
    @misottovoce Рік тому +1

    That camera peck and rumble...could only be Karen. Stanley is sooo in love with you. Alpaca kissies....ahhhhh!

  • @Birdiemom1965
    @Birdiemom1965 4 місяці тому

    Stanley chose violence today 😂😂

  • @crochetology12
    @crochetology12 Рік тому +1

    2:12 Great, now Karen’s trying to kill us.

  • @LoisFox131
    @LoisFox131 Рік тому

    That guy loves his mama!❤

  • @AquaticBling
    @AquaticBling Рік тому

    Gurlllll my anxiety level was at top tier when Karen came on the scene!

  • @robinmp3841
    @robinmp3841 Рік тому

    Karen hates snakes and cameras.
    Stanley is so cute how he watches you and follows you around like a dog, awwww he loves you... cause he cant get love from Karen😆
    Ahhhhhh hahahaha Karen's eyeball in the camera, too funny

  • @alaskaismyhome7594
    @alaskaismyhome7594 Рік тому +1

    Karen’s love language includes violence. She cannot help herself her love is so powerful ! ❤

  • @hollisblinn7910
    @hollisblinn7910 10 місяців тому

    Stanley has a real thing for the camera. I'm surprised you're not buying new ones in bulk.

  • @tonilauge5786
    @tonilauge5786 Рік тому

    Stanley thinks he is Amandas dog!
    Same behavior 2 legs and fhearters!
    Upcoming squiky toy.😜🔝❤️

  • @Onelightoftheworld
    @Onelightoftheworld 8 місяців тому

    I think Stanley has had it with the Internet sensation, and he thought “you didn’t tell me about this, I wasn’t able to get my hair and make up done to be on a video”

  • @ecbst6
    @ecbst6 Рік тому +2

    I have a backpack full of first aid stuffs that made EMT's say 'Nice!', but not near you, unfortunately.

  • @katbrown1449
    @katbrown1449 Рік тому

    They have such beautiful eyes. The alpacs. Karen does too bit they're furious. Stanley..... is just a supermodel pk no way to dissect the effect

  • @suzannedawson6330
    @suzannedawson6330 Рік тому

    Awe, he loves you so much.

  • @indiafox5786
    @indiafox5786 Рік тому

    I love the noises the alpacas make 😂

  • @TM-rk5dj
    @TM-rk5dj Рік тому

    Karen and Brad should be cast in the next iteration of the Jurassic Park franchise

  • @terrihickman1823
    @terrihickman1823 Рік тому

    The relationship between you and Stanley, is just so sweet. You're his mama❤ do you have any videos of Stanley as a baby? What a precious bond you have with him. I think I heard you raised him frm a baby as a companion for Karen? I feel bad for Karen, she must have been mistreated in her past. She's very aggressive, polar opposite personality of Stanley, who was brought up with love and lots of attention ❤ he's a sweetheart! Love to see you and Stanley cuddle. Such a sweet bonding moment ❤

  • @ogg5949
    @ogg5949 Рік тому +3

    Well, that was a full days work! I'm exhausted! Going down for a nap.

    • @useless_farm
      @useless_farm  Рік тому +4

      You've earned it thank you so much

    • @ogg5949
      @ogg5949 Рік тому +2

      @@useless_farm no, no, thank YOU for allowing me to live vicariously thru your beautiful animal videos! And you're so funny! Your videos lift my spirits every day! I show them to my 90 yr old parents and they love them too!

  • @carolmiller3089
    @carolmiller3089 7 місяців тому

    I like the way Karen gave us a close up of that evil eye👀

  • @jlm17533
    @jlm17533 Рік тому

    I think Stanley wants you to hire a grounds keeper so he can have all your attention ❤

  • @karingilfoy2104
    @karingilfoy2104 9 місяців тому

    Stanley is soooo sweet❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @wandawynn8370
    @wandawynn8370 Рік тому

    Ouch..that hurt😂 you better make sure Stanley didn't order $5000 worth of useless stuff off of Amazon with all the keyboard pecking he did 😂