Michael is pure innocence and spun sugar. His tiny bleats are adorable. His little kisses land like snowflakes on eyelashes and his camera kisses are simply the best serotonin boosters ever.
Animals like people can be unpredictable. Brother Michael is calm, mostly, and rarely gives in to unbridled displays of behavior. At least that's my recollection. I recently came across an exchange between Amanda and Michael that broke the mold. He walked up to her and raised himself face to face w/Amanda front legs leading the way. She was surprised by this and leaned back (duh) exclaiming "Michael, you impetuous fool." So, I embellished. She wasn't holding the snack bag, so I wondered, what might explain such a blessed event. Spontaneous exuberance of an innocent
She looks like a lovely Snow White but considerably less gullible, with the aura of one who often peppers her speech with sailor-approved sentence enhancers. Best farm ever!
Don't let Amanda's sweet sounding voice conceal the tough booger that lies just under that "snowflake" persona. She can readily drop a bite of profanity in her musings but only to keep it real. Creative little farmer is she and probably smarter than the rest. Props for maintaining her healthful glow in spite of Karen slinging the e.coli across her cheeks. Useless Farm? I don't think so.
I LOVE that Michael ALWAYS looks so DOOFY!! Stuff hanging off his face, blank look, not a care in the world!!! And Karen 😂🤣😂🤣😂 she’s the ultimate Karen!!
Ikr?? Anyone know how pencil got his name? Whenever we get a new pet, I have always wanted to give them all 'people' names like this, but I always get out voted. Although my Newf I have now is named Sam, but I had no say in the matter!
@@docofthedead7667 I believe Pencil got hos name because he's an Indian runner duck and they stand up straight like a pencil. They don't waddle like other ducks. They actually run!
Best Farm ever! Amanda is the prettiest farmer I've ever seen! You can tell the animals all love her as much as she loves them! Sending lots of love and hugs and prayers for lots of money to continue to run this wonderful funny farm 🚜!
We'll ask you again when the temperature is way below zero with you out there alone with chores that take twice as long... Also, when the weather conditions are far from normal is when the chaos hits the fan...
I adore these videos the best. Just snippets of daily life. I find it all so enlightening. Keith eating a single raspberry = nuthin’ more adorable. And mouth noises galore? Bring it! You’re so wonderful.
I just have to say how much joy Useless Farms has brought into my life, thank yall so much. And Micheal. Micheal is my true spirit animal, I aspire to his glorious lack of awareness and he is my actual profile pic on Fb, hope yall dont mind. He is also my phones wallpaper. Make more Micheal merch!!!!!!!
I don't know who I enjoy the most, animal momma or her babies. I was struck today how much those fur babies all love her, yes even Karen, its really an awesome thing to watch.
You always look so beautiful no matter whose spitting at you, what blizzard is snowing in your face, no matter what Karen is doing. You must wash your hair all the time! Keep being the Queen you are! Your love and care for your farm is evident
How does she get the ducks to listen to her??? Especially wonder how they get corralled back to their area on nice days when they’re all the way down at the pond.
All animals need love, even the Karens, and this lady gives it to them. It’s wonderful to see and makes me miss my own farm! I didn’t have llamas but pretty much everything else she has. It was mischief and mayhem everyday but I loved it so much ❤
How beautiful. I absolutely love looking out and seeing all the scenery with the trees and all the branches and ground covered in a blanket of snow. One of the prettiest sights to behold. You are so fortunate to have and enjoy the four seasons .
Michael always has a permanent grin on his face!!! All of your animals are so happy. I can tell you are a stellar mom, loving and caring for God's precious creatures. There is a special place in heaven for you. Ty, 😇🙏💚 from Tennessee.
Fairly new viewer. Thanks for showing other farm mates. Thought for a bit Karen and Stanley were the stars, nice to meet the others. Warm fuzzy all around. with caring and respect
Amanda: "Michael, what are you doin'?" Michael: "I'm lookin' for my favorite support straw! I can't find it!! I think I left it somewhere over here in this pile...."
Oh my goodness, so candid I love your and Michaels bond, his expression when you came to visit him was so very candid....adorable doesn't even begin to express you and your llamas...seriously one last thing Michael resembles the white dragon that' saves Atreyu in The NeverEndin Story....love your videos...farm life is everything that's real.. Love& Light Namaste
You really are beautiful 😍 and the animals are hilarious. Stanley and Michael are my favourites. Karen reminds me off the silly wanker next door to me he is a full blown karen 😂❤
Newer fan who has found you through Instagram and now I'm happy to see you have a UA-cam! Would love to see more long form content from you if you ever have the time because I could watch you and your animals all day🥰
Michael is pure innocence and spun sugar. His tiny bleats are adorable. His little kisses land like snowflakes on eyelashes and his camera kisses are simply the best serotonin boosters ever.
Animals like people can be unpredictable. Brother Michael is calm, mostly, and rarely gives in to unbridled displays of behavior. At least that's my recollection.
I recently came across an exchange between Amanda and Michael that broke the mold.
He walked up to her and raised himself face to face w/Amanda front legs leading the way. She was surprised by this and leaned back (duh) exclaiming "Michael, you impetuous fool." So, I embellished.
She wasn't holding the snack bag, so I wondered, what might explain such a blessed event. Spontaneous exuberance of an innocent
Agree 100%! Very well said! I adore Michael! ❣️
I luv his two fron teeth, his soft fuzzy mouth that always has ' straw/food ' 🦙🤍
Poor guy forgot it was cold out ☹️
Michael's an angel
His bleats are serotonin
Eyelash camera kiss
She looks like a lovely Snow White but considerably less gullible, with the aura of one who often peppers her speech with sailor-approved sentence enhancers. Best farm ever!
I love this comment lol
Agreed. Sentence enhancers 🤣
Love the way you enhanced your comment.. haha Sentence Enhancers had me 😂😂
Don't let Amanda's sweet sounding voice conceal the tough booger that lies just under that "snowflake" persona. She can readily drop a bite of profanity in her musings but only to keep it real. Creative little farmer is she and probably smarter than the rest.
Props for maintaining her healthful glow in spite of Karen slinging the e.coli across her cheeks.
Useless Farm? I don't think so.
@@ronlee6590 lol this comment made it even better
When a person(s) name their farm "Useless Farm" you know they have great personalities. Love this channel❤
Me too
Best channel on You Tube for my money. Amanda probably has a notion of how she's going to do a skit but mostly seems to improvise. She is brilliant!
I love how Michael always has a couple of pieces of something something hanging out his adorable mouth ❤
Awww! It seems like Michael is trying to give us kisses through the camera. So cute!
...😄
I LOVE that Michael ALWAYS looks so DOOFY!! Stuff hanging off his face, blank look, not a care in the world!!! And Karen 😂🤣😂🤣😂 she’s the ultimate Karen!!
Stanley’s beloved mother. Karen’s hated enemy. Family dynamics are a joy.
Karen eating snow, than nope-ing out and making that weird dinosaur noise is everything 😂
She sounds like the raptor fron Jurassic Park 😳😳😳
LMAO!
Birds are descendants of dinosaurs
Velociraptor Psycho Birdy from He-dubToothpicks!
Jurassic Murder Chicken
Stanley's toupe is ASTONISHING !!!
WE GOT A KISS FROM MICHAEL !!!
My heart just melted!
He was like :
"A kiss for mum, MOUAH! " - turns to us -
"And a kiss for you, MOUAH!" 😍
I just love Michael! He's such a good boy, always flossing his teeth.
I love that all your animals have people names....and then there's Pencil! 🤣🤣
Ikr?? Anyone know how pencil got his name? Whenever we get a new pet, I have always wanted to give them all 'people' names like this, but I always get out voted. Although my Newf I have now is named Sam, but I had no say in the matter!
@@docofthedead7667 lol see if your family will let us vote with you on the next pet!! 😉
@@docofthedead7667 He looks like a #2 pencil.
@@docofthedead7667 I believe Pencil got hos name because he's an Indian runner duck and they stand up straight like a pencil. They don't waddle like other ducks. They actually run!
Best Farm ever! Amanda is the prettiest farmer I've ever seen! You can tell the animals all love her as much as she loves them! Sending lots of love and hugs and prayers for lots of money to continue to run this wonderful funny farm 🚜!
Even Karen with her “murder is love” approach to life
@@allisonjames2923 😆
Sooo pretty 🥰🥰🥰
Well...not Brad. Never Brad.
@@KellieAnn71 definitely not Brad, everrrr!!🗣🚫
Bro the Velociraptor sounds from Karen honest to God scare me 😂
How does she not have more subscribers...she is hilarious!
She would be funny on Saturday Night Live!
Watching Michael alternate kissing you and the camera was the best!
We got kisses too! It was AWESOME 👌
Stanley is such an instigator making Karen jealous like that
I love all the animals but the alpacas greeting her is so sweet❤️❤️
Michael is adorable. So clueless and sweet
I found that video very peaceful. Michael was giving such sweet kisses.
I love how Michael always has hay or grass hanging out of his mouth😂😂😂
Michael got more smooches in those few seconds than I've gotten in years. 😢
I wish I lived a life like yours. I'm know it's probably all hard work, but those adorable babies would make everything worth it. 💕
We'll ask you again when the temperature is way below zero with you out there alone with chores that take twice as long...
Also, when the weather conditions are far from normal is when the chaos hits the fan...
@@BeverleyMiller_ um ok Mr Reality Check 🙄. I’m sure she’s not alone on the farm.
i have never seen "duck prints" in snow before. so cute!!
I love the alpaca sounds! It sounds like a trumpet in Whoville 😄
" The ducks go marching one by one, hurrah hurrah.."
I love the way you positively glow when Michael gives you smooches! Both of you are adorable. A match made in heaven!
I adore these videos the best. Just snippets of daily life. I find it all so enlightening. Keith eating a single raspberry = nuthin’ more adorable. And mouth noises galore? Bring it! You’re so wonderful.
Doug's like yep I hate moisture bopping his head up & down in agreement. Love Love Love this bunch & Amber's beauty & wit. Have to watch everydsy.
Michael's like I'm getting all the kisses.😂😘❤️
Sweet, sweet Stanley and his one wisp of hair! 🤣🥰
Your long eyelashes with the snow on them were so pretty! And Stanley is such a handsome gentleman. ❤
Stanley: Thanks mom for styling my hair. See Karen she’s not sooo bad. Love their little alpaca honks.😍
I just have to say how much joy Useless Farms has brought into my life, thank yall so much. And Micheal. Micheal is my true spirit animal, I aspire to his glorious lack of awareness and he is my actual profile pic on Fb, hope yall dont mind. He is also my phones wallpaper. Make more Micheal merch!!!!!!!
Can't get enough of Micheal and all the other animals and the best part-their funny mommy❤️🌷💯
I don't know who I enjoy the most, animal momma or her babies. I was struck today how much those fur babies all love her, yes even Karen, its really an awesome thing to watch.
Those animals love you. You take such good care of them. Great video
Oh that sweet dumb adorable precious Michael.
But not you Brad. Never you. 😂
The long form videos are just so wholesome 😌 😇
Its time for an intervention for Karen's coke habit. She gives off full Tony Montana vibes.
I must say that if the husband gets half the kiss the animals receive, he has no reason to complain lol
Rofl...rain, snow, maybe even a fountain ⛲️ 🤣🤣🤣. I love her, she is just beyond funny!!! 🥰🥰🥰
I love your farm fam!! I look forward to all your vids. Thank you for sharing, and being their guardian angel 😇. Wishing you all tons of blessings!
You all are very special!
Everyone looks great in the snow.
When youre around animals at some point you commune with them and you realise you need them.
Her milkshakes brought all the boys to the yard. Lol 🥰
I live in Az now and I miss beautiful snow scenes - Although I liked them for about ten minutes until I started to get damn cold.
Love your videos, after a long tough day I so enjoy coming home to watch you and Karen and ALL the other beautiful animals on your farm.
It's TRUE. The smaller the horse the meaner they seem to be. But, when you're little you gotta be tough to protect yourself.
Just like ferocious little dogs! The attack Yorkies and the death pugs and such.
Michael he really is a handsome boy and so precious ive only been watching a few weeks and hes always polite and pure like others say ❤❤
You always look so beautiful no matter whose spitting at you, what blizzard is snowing in your face, no matter what Karen is doing. You must wash your hair all the time! Keep being the Queen you are! Your love and care for your farm is evident
Ok, the alpaca kisses are just adorable.
I swear, if I lived nearby, I'd ask to volunteer like it was my full time job.
Same here!
I LOVE the sounds Michael makes. He's so stinkin' cute!
Michael LOVES his close ups 🤣🤣
Guess you could never be lonely with all those friends around!
How does she get the ducks to listen to her??? Especially wonder how they get corralled back to their area on nice days when they’re all the way down at the pond.
I love your videos and your animals!! Always entertaining with laughs to go along. Stay warm!!
Your sense of humor is something I can relate to way too much
I love the way Michael kisses all of us via your phone screen ♥️
All animals need love, even the Karens, and this lady gives it to them. It’s wonderful to see and makes me miss my own farm! I didn’t have llamas but pretty much everything else she has. It was mischief and mayhem everyday but I loved it so much ❤
It’s hilarious how they keep coming back to her to collect their kissy face fix.
How beautiful. I absolutely love looking out and seeing all the scenery with the trees and all the branches and ground covered in a blanket of snow. One of the prettiest sights to behold. You are so fortunate to have and enjoy the four seasons .
One duck disappeared he was like imma stay out here for a bit🤣
So beautiful . Thank You . For posting all your joy and happiness . 🙏 . Peace and blessings .
Lots of snuggles…. Except the Emu Lillith
Love what you do. I worked on a farm with 1200 heads of cattle, a few horses, hens, and the occasional deer. Nothing exotic like yours.
I love watching and wish I were there to help. Your communion with the animals is a pleasure to watch.
Dear Lord, I laugh uncontrollably watching these videos
I needed those kisses today🥰🥰🥰,love you Michael! Love them all, so adorable, even Karen😘.
Michael always has a permanent grin on his face!!! All of your animals are so happy. I can tell you are a stellar mom, loving and caring for God's precious creatures. There is a special place in heaven for you. Ty, 😇🙏💚 from Tennessee.
She actually gives me a lot of snow white vibes! Real life snow white! Lol
I’m so in love with Stanley’s Kewpie doll Mohawk
I was thinking Jerry Lee, but you're right exactly. Kewpie Doll! 😁
Animals know kisses mean love.
I could watch hours and hours of just her walking around and doing her normal chores just showing the animals, so relaxing and wonderful 💖💗💗💗💞💕
Fairly new viewer. Thanks for showing other farm mates. Thought for a bit Karen and Stanley were the stars, nice to meet the others. Warm fuzzy all around.
with caring and respect
Oh myyy, watching Micheal-that beautiful, loving little doe doe ❤️🥰
Office politics. You messin with her man…
Michael is extra affectionate today
Amanda: "Michael, what are you doin'?"
Michael: "I'm lookin' for my favorite support straw! I can't find it!! I think I left it somewhere over here in this pile...."
I swear that huge bird started smiling as soon as them fingernails started scratching...
I enjoy the calmness if this video, just lovely.
Oh my goodness, so candid I love your and Michaels bond, his expression when you came to visit him was so very candid....adorable doesn't even begin to express you and your llamas...seriously one last thing Michael resembles the white dragon that' saves Atreyu in The NeverEndin Story....love your videos...farm life is everything that's real..
Love& Light
Namaste
😳😲Yes, Atreyu's Luck Dragon!!! You nailed it!!😂👏🏼Love that so much!!👏🏼💓✌🏼
Love how they are so close to her and trust her. Animals are amazing.
I enjoy watching these wintery AF type of videos in the summer AF time like right now.
You really are beautiful 😍 and the animals are hilarious. Stanley and Michael are my favourites. Karen reminds me off the silly wanker next door to me he is a full blown karen 😂❤
3:12 Kissses from Michael....beautiful, kind & gentle soul !
Dude alpacas are insane animals.. no really, they're quite insane 😂🤌🦙
Aww they are just so sweet&have clearly been loved❤❤
Seeing Pencil always puts me in the mood to peruse insurance quotes.
Love these types of videos ...anything over 6 mins long i really love these longer videos... enjoyed it so much!!!
Newer fan who has found you through Instagram and now I'm happy to see you have a UA-cam! Would love to see more long form content from you if you ever have the time because I could watch you and your animals all day🥰
So jealous of those Michael kisses!!!
You are so blessed to have all the those guys. 😻
its incredible , i love animals.but...its realllly alot of work. i mean i have 1 dog and thats already enough work for me. im pathetic😪
Aww, Michael really needed lots of lovins.
I love love love Micheal Karen & Stanley well I love all your animals but those 3 are my faves.
Ducks want coffee from Tims
Stanley and Karen need a sun lamp their Australian heritage demands it, speaking as an Australian I say yes
At the end of a terrible, rotten day-- so glad to see these creatures, some kissy faces, and just something nice is this crazy world!
the absolute look of splendor on Michael's face after getting kisses on the nose from the most beautiful woman in the whole world