The Altyn Helmet (Armored Spetsnaz Soldiers)

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  • @gunny8633
    @gunny8633 4 роки тому +3526

    This helmet is perfect for dealing with awkward elevator conversations in the KGB headquarters

    • @Evan24_7
      @Evan24_7 4 роки тому +134

      @@user-tv3ik9qi9x with a last name that starts with Z and ends with V

    • @skudzag737
      @skudzag737 4 роки тому +86

      @@user-tv3ik9qi9x Zakhaev

    • @skrax6926
      @skrax6926 4 роки тому +73

      Ah i see, you have a great taste in video games.

    • @funnyspoon5120
      @funnyspoon5120 4 роки тому +57

      @@skrax6926 Campaign and zombies are good, MP is meh

    • @gunny8633
      @gunny8633 4 роки тому +20

      @@skrax6926 I have been playing COD since I was five, I started with bo2, and later on went back and played every other CoD

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 4 роки тому +3812

    Imagine how badass of a scientist you'd have to be to be part of a group called the "Research Institute of Steel".

    • @dedsecmania4458
      @dedsecmania4458 4 роки тому +361

      This is the HQ for the Brother hood of steel Scribes

    • @Kameruner
      @Kameruner 4 роки тому +63

      Brotherhood Of Steel Vibes

    • @hunterfickling3451
      @hunterfickling3451 4 роки тому +30

      Lol brother hood of steel

    • @hunterfickling3451
      @hunterfickling3451 4 роки тому +9

      @Silver Wolf nothing at all knight

    • @zapasnoekoleso
      @zapasnoekoleso 4 роки тому +40

      Actually, I've been gratuated from this institute - it is in Moscow lol

  • @RealNotASpy
    @RealNotASpy 4 роки тому +5857

    Never stopped me from getting Head, Eyes by M995

    • @wesleysmith6202
      @wesleysmith6202 4 роки тому +40

      Me either:(

    • @BigFloppa95
      @BigFloppa95 4 роки тому +25

      true

    • @CoreStarter
      @CoreStarter 4 роки тому +249

      gasp, you mean to tell me titanium penetrator core 556 traveling at supersonic speeds designed to specifically penetrate Russian GOST 6A armor penetrates a GOST 5 helmet?????

    • @anonymousyoutuber3002
      @anonymousyoutuber3002 4 роки тому +26

      King of comedy

    • @RealNotASpy
      @RealNotASpy 4 роки тому +63

      @@CoreStarter yes

  • @oscarfedorov4099
    @oscarfedorov4099 3 роки тому +884

    incredible marksmanship performance by the soldier with the Dragunov at 4:00, the guy is literally quickscoping

    • @notonlysunandbeach2567
      @notonlysunandbeach2567 3 роки тому +11

      ahahahhahahahahahahahahah

    • @toucan6109
      @toucan6109 3 роки тому +11

      How can you say it's incredible if you didn't see him hit anything?

    • @cnj5643
      @cnj5643 3 роки тому +32

      @@toucan6109 stfu you child, just go with it

    • @ignaciomunizdiaz5194
      @ignaciomunizdiaz5194 3 роки тому +6

      Alpha snipers are literally the champions of the world

    • @Brofessor17
      @Brofessor17 3 роки тому +5

      That ADS speed is insane .3 seconds.

  • @crazyzombiebos7778
    @crazyzombiebos7778 4 роки тому +5338

    Spoiler Alert: Tachanka doesn’t wear this helmet! Tachanka wears a Maska-1! All Tarkov players know the Altyn when they see the Zavodskys wear them in Dorms though...

    • @daltonb6007
      @daltonb6007 4 роки тому +104

      Thanks lol, we both have to educate I see

    • @luckyluchiano4759
      @luckyluchiano4759 4 роки тому +27

      Good catch.

    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 4 роки тому +16

      True lol

    • @BusterBuizel
      @BusterBuizel 4 роки тому +85

      There’s also his brother who lives in a shopping mall for some reason

    • @chargedcommando8169
      @chargedcommando8169 4 роки тому +36

      As long as it is a Russian helmet we don’t care because the Lord probably doesn’t care himself

  • @zlataribar
    @zlataribar 4 роки тому +3036

    SImple History: releases Altyn Helmet video
    Everyone: TACHANKA HELMET
    Sad maska-1 noises

  • @doktorphlog2143
    @doktorphlog2143 3 роки тому +1928

    Imagine holding a job at your countries most advanced and well known intelligence agencies, working on a specialized piece of equipment, and your job is to paint the new helmets.

    • @leeru1413
      @leeru1413 3 роки тому +5

      XD

    • @AlexanderBogdanow
      @AlexanderBogdanow 3 роки тому +115

      Hey, some Jobs are ugly and/or boring, but they've to be someone who gets 'em done anyway. 😉

    • @LunaStabz
      @LunaStabz 3 роки тому +76

      imagine making fun of somebody with a job

    • @Poor_Mans_Burnt_Ends
      @Poor_Mans_Burnt_Ends 3 роки тому +34

      At the end of the day though, he’s got a job

    • @ShahAznable
      @ShahAznable 3 роки тому +33

      That's actually pretty cool job

  • @kinangeagle133
    @kinangeagle133 4 роки тому +3881

    “LMG mounted and loaded”
    RIP

  • @fallingbed1
    @fallingbed1 3 роки тому +3100

    All that protection just to die by LPS Gzh

    • @nexonflowers2728
      @nexonflowers2728 3 роки тому +54

      Sad innit

    • @vector7818
      @vector7818 3 роки тому +6

      @@nexonflowers2728 yup

    • @sparkling_h2o895
      @sparkling_h2o895 3 роки тому +5

      Sad

    • @styles1168
      @styles1168 3 роки тому +83

      realistically Altyn's couldn't even stop 5.45. they're only meant to stop pistol round and shrapnel

    • @dgavinin
      @dgavinin 3 роки тому +4

      hello again

  • @wasdwazd
    @wasdwazd 4 роки тому +776

    PSA: The helmet worn by Tachanka is a lower quality Maska, made of steel rather than titanium, and is not used by Spetsnaz or FSB operatives.

    • @supersarge2477
      @supersarge2477 4 роки тому +50

      According to a recent video series by Oxide, apparently the maska's steel actually was more protective. Check out his series on these helmets!

    • @jack50br54
      @jack50br54 4 роки тому +26

      Steel and titanium are very similar in terms of protection, but titanium is lighter.

    • @wasdwazd
      @wasdwazd 4 роки тому +27

      @@supersarge2477 Though he theorized that it was due to the Altyn being made of an older and less durable alloy of titanium.

    • @supersarge2477
      @supersarge2477 4 роки тому +8

      @@wasdwazd Yeah, that's what my point was though I wasn't very clear. Even though the maska is less refined and has worse features and such, its steel quality meant it did better and wasn't necessarily lower quality.

    • @ahmadrafa9523
      @ahmadrafa9523 4 роки тому +4

      @@supersarge2477 but since its siege logic, a dinky 9mm from an M9 still penetrates because siege logic

  • @ReviveHF
    @ReviveHF 4 роки тому +1711

    "Elevator conversation always gets awkward." -Russell Adler

    • @KdubbleYT
      @KdubbleYT 4 роки тому +54

      When u answer the questions right the first time

    • @CrazyAlaskanCoDShot
      @CrazyAlaskanCoDShot 4 роки тому +38

      I knocked out Zakhaev

    • @2brk2hvhndl
      @2brk2hvhndl 4 роки тому +4

      Imagine if this wasn't edited

    • @rbr6561
      @rbr6561 4 роки тому +20

      @@MrMemes21 I think she is having a stroke

    • @ReviveHF
      @ReviveHF 4 роки тому +15

      @@rbr6561 That one need to be sent to vorkuta.

  • @SubparLiberator
    @SubparLiberator 4 роки тому +222

    Fun fact: during my deployment in 2016/17, we actually went to that palace. Its been taken/taken back numerous times over the course of soviet/american invasions. If it truly is the same palace i think you mentioned, then its definitely a thing to see. It sits on a massive mountain top, and still covered in bullet holes/blown out walls

  • @jacksoyson4713
    @jacksoyson4713 4 роки тому +1505

    Any video: Has Russia in it
    Sergei Prokofiev's dance of the knights: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @543soldier
      @543soldier 4 роки тому +9

      Thats not the song. Its actually called "smooth rest cafe". I know, the name is really weird but look it up.

    • @543soldier
      @543soldier 4 роки тому +4

      ua-cam.com/video/GHEzUtkNuVo/v-deo.html

    • @jacksoyson4713
      @jacksoyson4713 4 роки тому +6

      @@543soldier Does it use the same melody, because they sound similar

    • @dereklee796
      @dereklee796 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @AtharvaApte2706
      @AtharvaApte2706 4 роки тому +4

      Any video: has PUBG Like helmet
      Pubg fans: allow me to introduce myself

  • @LCMhistory
    @LCMhistory 4 роки тому +3521

    I need to make my history Lego film about this spetznaz ... those guys look badass!

    • @huhsauce4797
      @huhsauce4797 4 роки тому +14

      yes!!

    • @Gabriel-uf7bn
      @Gabriel-uf7bn 4 роки тому +7

      Nice

    • @LCMhistory
      @LCMhistory 4 роки тому +14

      @Patrick101 Ducoing Great to hear that man :))

    • @fetanizmczorabin8543
      @fetanizmczorabin8543 4 роки тому +4

      I need to like a video about lego history of spetznaz... those guys looks badass!

    • @LCMhistory
      @LCMhistory 4 роки тому +6

      @@fetanizmczorabin8543 actually I do have a history video about russian spetznaz but it's in Syria and there they don;t wear Altyn helmets... however it's a real history which you may check in lego style

  • @lanehale5669
    @lanehale5669 4 роки тому +594

    As a rat, I fear nothing more than this helmet and a slick coming in while I’m stealing loot off the chad that guy just killed

  • @generaltofu511
    @generaltofu511 4 роки тому +2998

    Helmet doesn't protect russian, russian protects helmet.

    • @jesuschrist6337
      @jesuschrist6337 4 роки тому +25

      @Nathaniel De Sagun Roman No, he was banned from participating in war cause he was using spinbot

    • @siegmund6307
      @siegmund6307 4 роки тому +21

      Generic Russia memes

    • @Commrade-DOGE
      @Commrade-DOGE 3 роки тому +13

      Due to the vast consumption of vodka Russian troops are more or less resistant to most damage

    • @hocus101
      @hocus101 3 роки тому +5

      Add vodka for beater results

    • @savathunthejudge914
      @savathunthejudge914 3 роки тому +1

      No soldier is a man without pet helmet

  • @alejandrorojas1423
    @alejandrorojas1423 4 роки тому +58

    "The research institute of Steel"
    Thats fucking METAL.

    • @guy2026
      @guy2026 3 роки тому +5

      Yes so is steel

    • @roofcamper1668
      @roofcamper1668 2 роки тому +1

      Steel is made out of some metals and carbon you dummy

  • @possessedaerosol8343
    @possessedaerosol8343 4 роки тому +377

    Boss, you’re here to take out a group of heavily armored soldiers.

  • @happytachanka4927
    @happytachanka4927 3 роки тому +188

    * soldier shoots enemy head and hears ping of bullets bounce*
    It was at this moment he knew he fucked up

    • @wizzotizzo
      @wizzotizzo 3 роки тому +6

      Lol, your profile picture and name fits this.

    • @kerbodynamicx472
      @kerbodynamicx472 3 роки тому +3

      We didn't penetrate their armour!

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 2 роки тому +2

      It's like hitting someone with a tank shell and hearing "PING" instead of a bang.

    • @roofcamper1668
      @roofcamper1668 2 роки тому +2

      Rifle rounds would just penetrate that helmet. And soldiers usually carry rifles

  • @jimmomacca6914
    @jimmomacca6914 4 роки тому +884

    4:15, my boi hitting them MLG quickscopes

    • @M4x.1520
      @M4x.1520 3 роки тому +47

      360 no scope officers while jumping off a building

    • @geekingtweakingweeknd5922
      @geekingtweakingweeknd5922 3 роки тому +31

      @@M4x.1520 not gonna lie that would be the most demoralizing thing an enemy could do to me

    • @toasterbathbombs139
      @toasterbathbombs139 3 роки тому +4

      @@M4x.1520 imagine in ww3 some formally cod sniper gets drafted into the war and becomes a sniper and pulls off a trick like that

    • @tumbleweed1551
      @tumbleweed1551 3 роки тому +1

      Altogether more impressive because he isn't even pressing the scope against his face like he's supposed to. That little suction cup on the back is there for a reason.

    • @ethangasson9965
      @ethangasson9965 3 роки тому +1

      @@tumbleweed1551 BRUH if you put your eye DIRECTLY on the scope the recoil will ruin your eyes

  • @Tempus0ptic
    @Tempus0ptic 4 роки тому +663

    The comment section: 90% R6 references
    10% "Wow cool helmet"

    • @klutzspecter3470
      @klutzspecter3470 4 роки тому +37

      0.1% Tarkov Players.

    • @TheAdministration
      @TheAdministration 4 роки тому +2

      My first thought was how much would this helmet cost?

    • @Tempus0ptic
      @Tempus0ptic 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheAdministration The fake replicas go for only $176 but the real ones cost up to $1700

    • @colio4197
      @colio4197 4 роки тому +3

      @@klutzspecter3470 0.1% from Desperate Measures in BOCW

    • @1tems
      @1tems 4 роки тому +1

      0.01% PUBG

  • @captainlexington
    @captainlexington 4 роки тому +544

    Ah yes, the Tarkov Chad headwear

    • @septembersveryown3638
      @septembersveryown3638 4 роки тому +13

      Ushanka is the ultimate chad headwear

    • @longswordlongsword
      @longswordlongsword 4 роки тому

      Chads only wear exfil noobs wear altyn

    • @AMTrixy
      @AMTrixy 3 роки тому

      @@longswordlongsword exfil extremely unreliable for its price, I get one tapped almost all the time with exfils. Altyns are half the price and I eat multiple 7.62 bp before dying smh

    • @usec32
      @usec32 3 роки тому

      @@AMTrixy been one tapped by bt through the altyn before, 1.5% rnjesus sad times

  • @harrymaxwell5420
    @harrymaxwell5420 4 роки тому +809

    “Bell, we have a job to do” - Russel Adler

    • @provthegoat7780
      @provthegoat7780 4 роки тому +17

      This has nothing to do with Cold War

    • @ial3zx976
      @ial3zx976 4 роки тому +3

      yep

    • @davinator_peepo2102
      @davinator_peepo2102 4 роки тому +38

      @Carson Oakes campaign was the best since infinite warfare. By the way infinite warfare’s campaign is actually good

    • @eddiepottr
      @eddiepottr 4 роки тому +4

      In what way is this reference relevant to the video?

    • @Mad-rg9sz
      @Mad-rg9sz 4 роки тому +17

      Its sad to think there will be a generation who know the Altyn from Cod Cold war, and not stuff like pubg, EFT, or just general knowledge honestly.

  • @MidasMakeItRain
    @MidasMakeItRain 4 роки тому +154

    Alright. Couldn't withstand a Tokarev shot, but lets not forget that Tokarevs shot really hot ammo. They were pretty much armor piercing pistols.

    • @Sacrifice117
      @Sacrifice117 3 роки тому +3

      they mention it in the video sir

    • @JR9979
      @JR9979 3 роки тому +28

      Old Russian study after WW2 gave a rating for all common army weapons when used in self defence from bear attacks. TT-33 was 75-80% effective in stopping a bear due to its ability to pierce skulls. PPSH was 100% effective btw haha.

    • @houghwhite411
      @houghwhite411 3 роки тому +8

      @@JR9979 Glory for papasha

    • @houghwhite411
      @houghwhite411 3 роки тому +16

      @@empnadajhhh9469 In reality these scary helmets are pistol rated helmets. 5.56 is a different beast by itself and will pen this helmet without trying

    • @sidecharacter9270
      @sidecharacter9270 3 роки тому +1

      irl it can stop every pistol ap round but rifle rounds go right through

  • @ItsEllaBella
    @ItsEllaBella 4 роки тому +309

    Loved learning where Our Lord Tachanka got his secondary helmet

  • @torakazu2269
    @torakazu2269 4 роки тому +162

    4:20 he’s actually quickscoping with his SVD

  • @NTNinja
    @NTNinja 4 роки тому +2249

    Fun fact: When planes fly they are in the air

  • @kerenwang437
    @kerenwang437 3 роки тому +757

    TACHANKA: Why is my helmet made from paper ?

    • @Kan99189
      @Kan99189 3 роки тому +6

      Tachanka it 2021 why I use do28 kulakov

    • @crazyzombiebos7778
      @crazyzombiebos7778 3 роки тому +18

      This isn’t Tachanka’s helmet. Refer to my comment with 4.5K likes for more info

    • @dr.dylansgame5583
      @dr.dylansgame5583 3 роки тому +13

      @@crazyzombiebos7778 his real life equivalent helmet in modern day tests have actually held up better then this helmet model and is actually show to be the toughest Russian helmet of the bunch which is ironic considering how old it is the titanium helmets in tests are actually shown to be slightly weaker when it comes to firearms specifically cant tell you why but I guess steel is better at taking puncture specifically over titanium especially in cases like this where it isnt that thick

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 3 роки тому +3

      @@dr.dylansgame5583 However titanium helmets are a bit lighter.

    • @audiebradley2995
      @audiebradley2995 3 роки тому +2

      @@ceu160193 have to say, I think that I’d rather not have a window in my skull and carry more weight than the opposite

  • @PerturbatorFan
    @PerturbatorFan 4 роки тому +3624

    Tarkov players: Allow us to introduce ourselves
    Why are the replies a literal warzone now

  • @comicsbros1227
    @comicsbros1227 4 роки тому +918

    It`s group "V", not "B". Letter looks like "B" in russian language it`s "V".

    • @averagejoexd2340
      @averagejoexd2340 4 роки тому +52

      Vladimir Putin
      Bladimir putin

    • @comicsbros1227
      @comicsbros1227 4 роки тому +56

      @@averagejoexd2340 almost. On Russian it`s Владимир Путин.

    • @russianoldschoo48
      @russianoldschoo48 4 роки тому +3

      Are you sure it wasn’t a group Б?

    • @comicsbros1227
      @comicsbros1227 4 роки тому +18

      @@russianoldschoo48 i'm not sure group Б even exist...

    • @russianoldschoo48
      @russianoldschoo48 4 роки тому +11

      @@comicsbros1227 right its the vympel

  • @Madderthanjoker
    @Madderthanjoker 4 роки тому +370

    Nah mate, i'd get killed soo quickly in Tarkov even wearing one of these boys.

    • @imelmo7243
      @imelmo7243 4 роки тому +7

      Cuz unlike CoD Tarkov is realistic

    • @nikoladudnovic9356
      @nikoladudnovic9356 4 роки тому +23

      @@imelmo7243 thats funny you think tarkov is realistic

    • @rusty1x224
      @rusty1x224 4 роки тому +27

      @@nikoladudnovic9356 i mean there isn’t too many things that are unrealistic other than some of the medding

    • @nikoladudnovic9356
      @nikoladudnovic9356 4 роки тому +4

      @@rusty1x224 sidestrafing is a big thing

    • @nikoladudnovic9356
      @nikoladudnovic9356 4 роки тому +1

      @@rusty1x224 the combat stims

  • @AntonioZL
    @AntonioZL 4 роки тому +57

    The only thing scarier than a spetsnaz is an armored spetsnaz.

  • @stephenmachado6400
    @stephenmachado6400 4 роки тому +676

    “YOU will never... Escape From Tarkov.”
    -Prapor

    • @Paperb0y47
      @Paperb0y47 4 роки тому +2

      When did he said that?😳😳😳

    • @MoogleMoger
      @MoogleMoger 4 роки тому +5

      @@Paperb0y47 its reference to the game escape from Tarkov look it up

    • @Paperb0y47
      @Paperb0y47 4 роки тому

      @@MoogleMoger k

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 роки тому

      @@Paperb0y47 You will be getting sent to similar place soon by Trump.

    • @Four20b1az31t
      @Four20b1az31t 4 роки тому

      I hate how accurate this is 😭

  • @mattkaustickomments
    @mattkaustickomments 4 роки тому +670

    This helmet was issued to American troops and re-designated as “The Bender”.

    • @paintnamer6403
      @paintnamer6403 4 роки тому +69

      "My story is a lot like yours, only more interesting 'cause it involves robots'" Bender

    • @bodenking
      @bodenking 4 роки тому +16

      Now I can't unsee it

    • @mattkaustickomments
      @mattkaustickomments 4 роки тому +7

      @@bodenking You’re welcome.

    • @chopdecipher
      @chopdecipher 4 роки тому +47

      "We're gonna make our own soviet union. With blackjack & hookers."

    • @ittasteslikeburning6895
      @ittasteslikeburning6895 4 роки тому +19

      The program was cut short though cause soldiers would get magnets stuck on the titanium visor and endlessly sing folk songs.

  • @nikolajs.5353
    @nikolajs.5353 4 роки тому +335

    I can’t be the only one who clicked, because it reminded me of the clip with the guy who gets shot in the head with a Nagant revolver, while wearing this

    • @deezboyeed6764
      @deezboyeed6764 4 роки тому +5

      You are not

    • @guts-141
      @guts-141 4 роки тому +2

      Wait what?!

    • @deezboyeed6764
      @deezboyeed6764 4 роки тому +27

      @@guts-141 this one
      ua-cam.com/video/xELzqcSaRrg/v-deo.html

    • @guts-141
      @guts-141 4 роки тому +7

      @@deezboyeed6764 Russians
      Classic shenanigans

    • @calyxman
      @calyxman 4 роки тому

      @@deezboyeed6764 Wait, does he live?

  • @Notllamalord
    @Notllamalord 3 роки тому +142

    the weakest part of the helmet isn’t even the glass smh

    • @anyoneanywhere8212
      @anyoneanywhere8212 3 роки тому +12

      The weakest part of the helmet is the soft, human brain underneath 🧟🧠

    • @Fesko-ly1wr
      @Fesko-ly1wr 2 роки тому

      People should know that this helmet is not ultra strong, it wont stop big rifle rounds👀
      Unless bullet goes tangentially

  • @pineapplejuice2600
    @pineapplejuice2600 4 роки тому +451

    “We’ve got a job to do”-Russell Adler

  • @straightwarlock5341
    @straightwarlock5341 4 роки тому +1047

    Funny how the swiss helment has become a “true russian thing”

    • @felixtheswiss
      @felixtheswiss 4 роки тому +89

      We are neutral about this......

    • @evilfurryfromnowhere4100
      @evilfurryfromnowhere4100 4 роки тому +39

      Its not copy of swiss helm, it construction based on s h.

    • @Josh_dbg
      @Josh_dbg 4 роки тому +23

      Similar to how the Russian T34 was based on the T3 Christie, an American tank.

    • @sheldyncooper3928
      @sheldyncooper3928 4 роки тому +3

      What do you think the r60 is lmao
      Its a reversed engineered aim 9 sidewinder

    • @urdnotwrex6969
      @urdnotwrex6969 4 роки тому +64

      @@Josh_dbg we can talk anything. Americans copied Russians, Russians copied US. Thing is that if something doesnt work for US, works best for Russians. Same as BT tank series. It was first light tank from USA, which nobody likes but Soviets. So they bought it and build their own out from it. Funny thing even is that sloped armor was Soviet thing, so not just Americans used it, but Germans aswell. Sidewinder is malfunction tech which didnt blew up on mig. It was just stuck and thats how Soviets made their own missile. Thunderbolt was made by a guy from Soviet Union. Another thing is how American didn´t liked their own Airacobras or Kingcobras so they sold them to Soviets, but since Soviets liked 37mm cannons or even 45mm cannons on their Yaks, they liked American fighters too. There are so many things that US and Russians are sharing, its unbelievable.

  • @voidgivenfocus
    @voidgivenfocus 4 роки тому +448

    Tarkov players: *looting intensifies*

  • @dakotahinson4064
    @dakotahinson4064 3 роки тому +30

    4:20 My dude out there quick scoping.

  • @mrcolddrink2763
    @mrcolddrink2763 4 роки тому +484

    *shows adidas altyn helmet*
    Slavics: *Heavy slavic breathing*
    Also Slavics: *Loads RPK with drunken intent*

  • @simulify8726
    @simulify8726 4 роки тому +390

    Spetznaz in Afghanistan,
    *The cactus speaks mujahedeen*

    • @canadianwaffenwaffle2976
      @canadianwaffenwaffle2976 4 роки тому +8

      America: “first time?”

    • @ExcelonTheFourthAvalonHeirs
      @ExcelonTheFourthAvalonHeirs 4 роки тому +22

      @@canadianwaffenwaffle2976
      Actually, Soviet should said that to American. Not the other way.

    • @543soldier
      @543soldier 4 роки тому +13

      @@canadianwaffenwaffle2976 Russians were the first to invade. We funded the Mujahideen initially.

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 4 роки тому +12

      Everybody's a spetsnaz until bushes start speaking Big Boss

    • @nordini7987
      @nordini7987 4 роки тому +1

      Allahuakbar jihad from communism

  • @brogandoesthearmy5311
    @brogandoesthearmy5311 4 роки тому +166

    Oxide has a great series on all of these types of helmets and he shoots them with multiple types of guns to test their strength.

    • @vneeson9773
      @vneeson9773 4 роки тому +7

      Yes he does, very underrated channel

    • @Uhhh_Lemme_Check
      @Uhhh_Lemme_Check 4 роки тому +1

      Ah. I see you are a man of culture as well.

    • @Tarik360
      @Tarik360 4 роки тому

      Looking for this comment

    • @mr.fantastic4403
      @mr.fantastic4403 4 роки тому

      AHHHH I was about to say that!!!

  • @zacherymartin4630
    @zacherymartin4630 4 роки тому +72

    1:41 accurate depiction of pistol running

    • @yada4444
      @yada4444 3 роки тому +5

      The Chad Thicc Boy vs The Virgin Pistoling

  • @MarkSantosMusic
    @MarkSantosMusic 4 роки тому +88

    Can we just appreciate how much this channel's quality of animation improved??? Kudos to the animators and video editors!

    • @75IFFY
      @75IFFY 4 роки тому +6

      You think? Marginally less boxy, but same 3 second gif thing on endless repeat.

    • @MarkSantosMusic
      @MarkSantosMusic 4 роки тому

      @@75IFFY yeah, I actually do think so- it's not really Walt Disney or anything, and they can't include every minute detail of things happening, but still, it's a far cry from what it was when I started watching the channel. :}
      but i do see your point though

  • @stdwproductions5090
    @stdwproductions5090 4 роки тому +70

    “Bell get the charge ready” Russell Adler

    • @danny-mb3pe
      @danny-mb3pe 4 роки тому +3

      We got a job to do

    • @KZHVNKLM
      @KZHVNKLM 4 роки тому +4

      (Signal Ambush) time for you to join Lazar/Park

  • @avgnjpn3967
    @avgnjpn3967 4 роки тому +96

    I'm a simple man: I see Spetsnaz, I click. I see Simple History covering something Spetsnaz, I click harder

  • @VictoriaIsTired
    @VictoriaIsTired 3 роки тому +33

    "Support show, buy hoodie."
    "Take drugs, kill a bear."

    • @mango-po3ys
      @mango-po3ys 3 роки тому

      Jokes aside, that accent did really well (if it's pretended)

    • @VictoriaIsTired
      @VictoriaIsTired 3 роки тому

      @@mango-po3ys It is fake

    • @Myronsjet
      @Myronsjet 3 роки тому

      @@mango-po3ys It'a pretended cos it's did not done "very well".

  • @ScorpoYT
    @ScorpoYT 4 роки тому +31

    Tachanka loved this video

    • @sap9245
      @sap9245 4 роки тому

      Yo sup dude

    • @sap9245
      @sap9245 4 роки тому

      Do u remember me still we once talked together in discord

    • @thegalapagos57
      @thegalapagos57 4 роки тому +2

      Tachanka doesn't wear an Altyn he uses an outdated Maska

    • @Myriip
      @Myriip 4 роки тому +2

      This isn't Tachankas helmet lmao

  • @n-gaming4056
    @n-gaming4056 4 роки тому +95

    When you forgot to report to commander sobol
    And a guy named Imran comes in the elevator
    “Elevator conversations always get awkward”

  • @lightninghawk5981
    @lightninghawk5981 4 роки тому +27

    The Prototype Juggernauts

  • @eva2602
    @eva2602 4 роки тому +32

    1:54 how to not test armour

  • @Mr.SM2939OLD
    @Mr.SM2939OLD 4 роки тому +15

    Even everyone in comment section say "LMG, MOUNTED AND LOADED!" but Tachanka wears Maska-1

  • @Interstellar-ss2fx
    @Interstellar-ss2fx 4 роки тому +22

    My moms Uncle wasn't a Spetsnaz but he served in the Russian Army. He served for two years because in Russia you have to server if you don't go to college. When he entered the army, he was short, slim and not very strong. His grandma came to pick him up once his service was over and couldn't find him. And then she looked up and saw he grew a foot and was super buff. It's impressive what that did to him in a good way.

    • @mkismkismk
      @mkismkismk 4 роки тому +6

      Was he also black after service?

    • @Interstellar-ss2fx
      @Interstellar-ss2fx 4 роки тому +3

      @@mkismkismk I don't get what you mean by that, could you explain?

    • @quackmeister69
      @quackmeister69 4 роки тому +1

      does this have to do anything with the helmet

    • @AOIU982
      @AOIU982 4 роки тому

      Mandatory service is not a good thing stop promoting it

    • @mkismkismk
      @mkismkismk 4 роки тому

      @@AOIU982 it's only acceptable in a global war situation these days. Russia uses contract servicemen and PMCs these days in both Syria/Libya/Africa

  • @tarochanusa
    @tarochanusa 4 роки тому +194

    Pffft imagine playing Escape from Tarkov and buying an Altyn only to get shot head eyes by a scav using a TT pistol 😂😂😂

    • @gavinjacob6501
      @gavinjacob6501 4 роки тому +9

      More like toz scav.

    • @Doomguy-777
      @Doomguy-777 4 роки тому +1

      **Dorms flashback**

    • @yigitalpalakoc
      @yigitalpalakoc 4 роки тому +1

      Well, its called tovarisch tokarev for a reason

    • @austinellis576
      @austinellis576 4 роки тому

      If you are good you can make stuff happen with a Toz.
      Get a good sight, put slugs in it, don't miss 😂

    • @jgriggs2846
      @jgriggs2846 4 роки тому

      Well id not be anymore fucked than iam right Now

  • @ВладимирБогомолов-х2ш

    Altyn in the turkic languages mean "gold" So, this is golden helmet )

  • @tsukikotsutsukakushi9339
    @tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 4 роки тому +59

    Pestily: *Breathing intensifies*

  • @jack2259
    @jack2259 4 роки тому +81

    All the armored troops look extremely skeptical while patrolling.

    • @mrawesomesauce85
      @mrawesomesauce85 3 роки тому

      tue

    • @mrawesomesauce85
      @mrawesomesauce85 3 роки тому

      true*

    • @quadnudli1380
      @quadnudli1380 3 роки тому

      Becouse the altyn, unlike in tarkov, doesn't have godlike protection, and unless you get a ricochet, you'll be one tapped with a 7.62x39. Or a 5.7. Or literally any rifle round/magnum revolver round/high velecity ap round.

    • @mrawesomesauce85
      @mrawesomesauce85 3 роки тому +3

      @@quadnudli1380 i lost braincell

  • @doodoofard69
    @doodoofard69 4 роки тому +247

    I came expecting the comments to be filled with overused "Soviet Union papa Stalin communist slav funny" jokes. Needless to say, I'm quite satisfied with the comment section as of now.

    • @HispAnakin42
      @HispAnakin42 4 роки тому +5

      Don’t give them ideas

    • @doodoofard69
      @doodoofard69 4 роки тому +4

      @@HispAnakin42 not that their ideas would ever receive any positive remarks anyways.

    • @chadkingoffuckmountain970
      @chadkingoffuckmountain970 4 роки тому +9

      Soviet union papa stalin communisf slav funny.

    • @doodoofard69
      @doodoofard69 4 роки тому

      @ Wow, I'm laughing so hard right now

    • @Shoxic666
      @Shoxic666 4 роки тому +1

      "cyka blyat comrades amirite? Lol squatting in my adidas smoking ciggy and drinking vodka."
      - a 15 year old English slavaboo kid who plays too much Rainbow Six/CS:GO and has never even been to Russia, username xX_russian-bias_Xx

  • @ConvoySeibatoron1313
    @ConvoySeibatoron1313 4 роки тому +27

    I remember seeing that helmet in Metro last light

    • @folk_.
      @folk_. 7 місяців тому

      Based, this is the comment I was looking for, not cringey tarkovites

  • @vexdly7284
    @vexdly7284 4 роки тому +32

    “We have a job to do”

  • @Lolzz_ya
    @Lolzz_ya 4 роки тому +120

    When i watched AFGuides Cold War Full walktrough and when the No russian part came up it was super cringy seeing comments PUBG HELMET. It made me laugh all day

  • @rogueerr0r847
    @rogueerr0r847 4 роки тому +1235

    Fun fact: TANCHANKA doesn’t wear this helmet he wears the Maska-1
    Edit:OMG GUYS THX FOR 1K likes :D

    • @jaysonrocchio6637
      @jaysonrocchio6637 4 роки тому +90

      I think that there is a helmet option for chanka that turns it into an altyn helmet

    • @rogueerr0r847
      @rogueerr0r847 4 роки тому +8

      Wow rlly that cool lol

    • @slyppery7923
      @slyppery7923 4 роки тому +25

      There's one headgear that will don a k-63 (modified altyn) and another that dons a Maska-sch as opposed to the maska-1

    • @kaankucuk2939
      @kaankucuk2939 4 роки тому +24

      Heil Lord tachanka

    • @seamusnicell7904
      @seamusnicell7904 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah I was just wondering that

  • @LuxuryIncorp
    @LuxuryIncorp 3 роки тому +3

    The merch this company has is amazing. I’ve been wanting some.

  • @matthewklitzke2970
    @matthewklitzke2970 4 роки тому +65

    It’s rare that YT gives me the notification this soon instead of 2-3 days after.

  • @strangeur4058
    @strangeur4058 4 роки тому +258

    Normal people: What a cool looking helmet
    R6s players: THE LORD HAS COME
    Edit: i damn well know that this isn't the helmet Tachanka wears but jebus christ take a simple joke

  • @johntorreto4485
    @johntorreto4485 4 роки тому +144

    "MY FACE IS MY SHIELD!!!"
    -Random RussianBadger Video

  • @lucid5183
    @lucid5183 3 роки тому +4

    4:20 the guy started quick scoping lmao

  • @90sanime52
    @90sanime52 4 роки тому +285

    POV: You’re Belikov with Adler trying to escape KGB’s headquarter

  • @AuroraWolf655
    @AuroraWolf655 4 роки тому +110

    The Russian accent of the Simple History thou

    • @worldoftancraft
      @worldoftancraft 4 роки тому +1

      An essential element for the video. It just can't exist without this.
      But, something tells me, that if every Russian blogger will begin to mock Britts/Muricans on an everyday basis... you know, there will be a lot of offended people. What a pity.

  • @aelux4179
    @aelux4179 4 роки тому +34

    As someone who owns an Altyn, i’d like to make one correction. Although yes, removing the visor makes the unit lighter, it does not make it more comfortable. The visor is essential for keeping the helmet balance and, when removed, causes the unit to slide backwards on the head, making you look to the sky unless you have some strong neck muscles. For that reason removing the visor is only traditionally done when using a scoped rifle from a safe position, and even then most opt to remove the helmet entirely.

    • @CtrlAltRetreat
      @CtrlAltRetreat 4 роки тому +2

      Makes sense, if it wasn't rear heavy, it would cant forward as soon as the visor was on. Was there a carry hook for it on the plate carrier? I imagine it would be something people would take off to rest frequently.

    • @aelux4179
      @aelux4179 4 роки тому

      @@CtrlAltRetreat No hook that I'm aware of, the only good option was really to pop one side of the visor out of its socket and sort of stretch the visor over the little metal plate on the forehead that prevents it going up too high. Then it sits high on the head, mostly forward, helping with the center of mass a little. But then it could catch on the sides and top of optics.

    • @Tartarus34
      @Tartarus34 4 роки тому +1

      As a tig psh-77 owner it is the opposite for me. When I try to aim while the visor is up, helmet starts to slide down to my eyes and makes pressure to my eyebrows which makes harder to see. With the visor down position it is perfect but you cant proparly aim. Germans make special stocks for using with the visored helmets or you can use laser pointer to aim which i dont have yet. I have solved the problem with using a goggle while wearing the helmet. Wearing goggles prevents the helmet from sliding down to my eyes and secures its position when the visor is up. Downside is now I have a fogging problem. Damn it.

    • @aelux4179
      @aelux4179 4 роки тому +1

      @@Tartarus34 I'd reccomend some Revision anti-fog wipes for that. Pricey but they work amazingly.

  • @AtillaAtesOfficial
    @AtillaAtesOfficial 3 роки тому +15

    Altyn is actually the Mongolian / Turkic word for Gold. Fun fact.

  • @muhammadusmanrafique3517
    @muhammadusmanrafique3517 4 роки тому +6

    0:05 u don't need to buy a hoodie
    That is already yours as it is OUR hoodie

  • @50shekels
    @50shekels 4 роки тому +290

    Can’t believe the Soviet Union literally copped PUBG’s design!!

    • @jgregory1609
      @jgregory1609 4 роки тому +10

      Ik this isn’t true but it’s funny

    • @yahyana
      @yahyana 4 роки тому +37

      Also i cant believe God of War copied kratos from fortnite😂

    • @tomcg11
      @tomcg11 4 роки тому +12

      Can't believe the mandalorian copied mandalorian from Fortnite
      , 😉

    • @HokuraChan0106
      @HokuraChan0106 4 роки тому +5

      *R6 has joined*

    • @NoobOfShame
      @NoobOfShame 4 роки тому +1

      @87DayZ87Nightz slang for taken/'obtained'

  • @blackpowderuser373
    @blackpowderuser373 4 роки тому +99

    **

    • @blackpowderuser373
      @blackpowderuser373 4 роки тому +6

      @@chriswolf1089 "Elevator conversations always get awkward."

    • @neillenhart6838
      @neillenhart6838 4 роки тому

      @@blackpowderuser373 remember, no awkwardness

  • @greasysteak6785
    @greasysteak6785 3 роки тому +6

    Imagine a squad of these guys with Altyn helmets rushing at you,Ayo i would run away I'm not dealing with absolute chads

    • @strikingcobra5607
      @strikingcobra5607 3 роки тому

      The thing the chads fear most is a rat in a corner with an M995 Vepr

  • @michaelwatson7364
    @michaelwatson7364 4 роки тому +21

    "Suppport show, buy hoody."
    Stalin wants to know OUR location.

    • @RAKITHA9
      @RAKITHA9 4 роки тому

      Bloody capitalists should be sent to gulag

    • @nickstav08
      @nickstav08 4 роки тому +1

      Only through knowing all of our locations may the glorious central committee be able to crush the filthy capitalist bourgeoisie

  • @Soyuzniki21
    @Soyuzniki21 4 роки тому +110

    Simple History: Posts video with Russian things
    PUBG and EFT fans: This is *OUR* comments

  • @naumanjaved5927
    @naumanjaved5927 4 роки тому +13

    You forgot to mention the Altyn Helmet was also designated as the Level 3 helmet in PUBG...

    • @crazyzombiebos7778
      @crazyzombiebos7778 3 роки тому +2

      No. The level 3 in PUBG is the RYS-T

    • @ssnwan
      @ssnwan 3 роки тому

      is that game still alive today?

    • @Stalin_194
      @Stalin_194 3 роки тому

      @@ssnwan
      Yeah,but it wil be no
      It will be placed by
      Pubg new states

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 3 роки тому

      The only game to get the Altyn correctly, since you need a fucking anti material rifle to damage it

  • @ulrohermit1369
    @ulrohermit1369 3 роки тому +19

    Spetsnaz : We need more protection
    Institute of steel : How much protection are we talking about??
    Spetsnaz : YES

  • @doctorchaotic3415
    @doctorchaotic3415 4 роки тому +77

    **Oxide Mujahids has entered the chat**

    • @_lordtachanka_2314
      @_lordtachanka_2314 4 роки тому +1

      *L O N G L I V E T H E O X I D I A N G O N D O L A S*

  • @mykulpierce
    @mykulpierce 4 роки тому +6

    In Soviet Russia, you don't wear helmet, helmet wear you. When you die it gets a new person.

  • @BytzDrawz
    @BytzDrawz 4 роки тому +19

    My favorite helmet, i even made a replica of it!

  • @Numischannel
    @Numischannel 3 роки тому +1

    I knew the Altyn as a coin, but never heard about the helmet. You learn something new every day

  • @R.0513
    @R.0513 4 роки тому +17

    Why does people keep saying that this is Tachanka's Helmet.....
    Chunky's helmet is a Maska not an Altyn

  • @ogchichi
    @ogchichi 4 роки тому +111

    They remind me of HEAVIES from CoD Cold War

    • @imamabdullah4461
      @imamabdullah4461 4 роки тому +11

      Yes that prop in the lubyanka building to protect adler and belikov

    • @isaiahbivens1729
      @isaiahbivens1729 4 роки тому +3

      Bro they were very annoying in the campaign

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 4 роки тому

      Hated the campaign

    • @ogchichi
      @ogchichi 4 роки тому

      @@isaiahbivens1729 yes especially playing on veteran 😂

    • @ogchichi
      @ogchichi 4 роки тому

      @@imamabdullah4461 ahh yes

  • @kptparker
    @kptparker 4 роки тому +10

    ARMA 3 Players: "Ah yes, the ultimate protection before getting hit by RPG"

  • @Empriction
    @Empriction 3 роки тому +2

    This is sick, but nowadays there's something called Ratnik-3 which claims to stop a 50. bmg.

  • @bigboss7681
    @bigboss7681 4 роки тому +100

    Metal gear solid 5, had these soldiers, even call of duty Cold War as well

  • @0MoTheG
    @0MoTheG 4 роки тому +56

    3:05 "could not withstand a hit ... with steel core ... at 5m distance"
    It also did not protect against being crushed under a tank.

    • @bob89377
      @bob89377 4 роки тому +19

      thats a pistol round. At pistol fighting distance. If it has trouble blocking that its not much more useful then any other helmet.

    • @red-cap_shroom
      @red-cap_shroom 4 роки тому +21

      @@bob89377 TT-33 uses 7,62х25 rounds, it does not fucking around

    • @bob89377
      @bob89377 4 роки тому +2

      @@red-cap_shroom that's a fair point anything chambered in 7.62 has a lot of oomph behind it. But wasn't that the standard round used by the Russians at the time. Actually, I think Russian weapons generally revolve around 7.62 or some variation of it.

    • @red-cap_shroom
      @red-cap_shroom 4 роки тому +5

      @@bob89377 no, by that time our standard pistol round was 9x18, when rifle round was 5,45x39. They still are, by the way. 7,62 uses only in high caliber sniper rifles and machineguns. Honestly, we used 7,62 in that amount only in first half of XX century.

    • @bob89377
      @bob89377 4 роки тому

      @@red-cap_shroom Huh, why did you guys switch to 5.45 x 39 instead of 7.62?

  • @danconti5984
    @danconti5984 4 роки тому +11

    *heavy metal music and PKM rampage intensifies*

  • @273dum2
    @273dum2 3 роки тому +22

    Titanium : I am strong metal
    Ar 550 : laughs in durable lightweight material

  • @Notyourfavorite75
    @Notyourfavorite75 4 роки тому +61

    “Let them come”

  • @granttambeling2169
    @granttambeling2169 4 роки тому +4

    All you need is a suit a neck tie and a frying pan and you're done...

  • @mrmeep4073
    @mrmeep4073 4 роки тому +5

    titanium vest: is revolutionary for its time
    kevlar: Allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @derangedcrouton1864
    @derangedcrouton1864 3 роки тому +14

    Its amazing that our world has its own lore that can be presented like a star wars lore reading

  • @VoltChips
    @VoltChips 4 роки тому +8

    Man I’m pretty sure my Altyn ate a bs round on factory....

  • @noodlebowls8896
    @noodlebowls8896 4 роки тому +14

    Everyone here thinking of R6 and Tachanka while im thinking of Tarkov, CHEEKI BREEKI

  • @homersimpsonjiggas
    @homersimpsonjiggas 4 роки тому +8

    "1997 Altyn P2M" sounds like a name for a car. Like, yeah I drive a P2M.

    • @adamscott7354
      @adamscott7354 4 роки тому

      This year, for your consideration, the revolutionary 1997 Altyn P2M for a new definition in a personal vehicle, call our waiting dealers today for a consultation, financing options are available.

  • @tremeschinion9420
    @tremeschinion9420 3 роки тому +3

    this is literally a thicker soldier helmet with a welding mask glued to it