Biggest Idiots In War

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  5 днів тому +69

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  • @kevindavidson8802
    @kevindavidson8802 4 дні тому +527

    This reminds me of the old joke, During WWII my grandpa downed 10 German fighters, worst mechanic they ever had.

    • @xvoidfight1889
      @xvoidfight1889 4 дні тому +6

      I don't get it

    • @brunozeigerts6379
      @brunozeigerts6379 4 дні тому +52

      @@xvoidfight1889 He was a German mechanic.

    • @nyxspiritsong5557
      @nyxspiritsong5557 4 дні тому +10

      That's hilarious! Love it!

    • @kevindavidson8802
      @kevindavidson8802 4 дні тому +20

      @@xvoidfight1889 I live in the US, most people assume when they talk about their grandpas in the war they were on the allied side, so when they say My grandpa downed 10 German fighters they think the persons grandpa as an allied fighter pilot. The joke ends up being one of those unexpected twist endings.

    • @xvoidfight1889
      @xvoidfight1889 4 дні тому +1

      @kevindavidson8802 Oh, now it sense 🤣

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 5 днів тому +812

    *_"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."_*
    - Napoleon Bonaparte

    • @linuxsuperuser
      @linuxsuperuser 5 днів тому +32

      i feel like he learned that from experience.

    • @PaintingWithLindy
      @PaintingWithLindy 5 днів тому +25

      @@linuxsuperuser Most likely from Russia 🇷🇺

    • @kingofohio5689
      @kingofohio5689 5 днів тому +10

      Goes still Hard 🔥🔥🔥

    • @julianmhall
      @julianmhall 4 дні тому +3

      @@PaintingWithLindy Unlikely as Napoleon allegedly said it or something very similar in 1805 at Austerlitz.

    • @fatdaddyeddiejr
      @fatdaddyeddiejr 4 дні тому +2

      I think Sun Tzu said that.
      And Napoleon you want to talk about mistakes? Let's have a war with Russia. How did that turn out?

  • @Sandman10032
    @Sandman10032 5 днів тому +1185

    Okay but imagine going down in history as the man who saved the president who ended WW2, by shooting a moving torpedo with a pistol

    • @liamhashmi7750
      @liamhashmi7750 5 днів тому +13

      wait what??

    • @cartoonraccoon2078
      @cartoonraccoon2078 5 днів тому +134

      @@liamhashmi7750 Didn't watch the video and went straight to the comments, huh?

    • @cartraz1839
      @cartraz1839 5 днів тому +63

      Some guy tracked the torpedo with his pistol but didn't shoot

    • @liamhashmi7750
      @liamhashmi7750 5 днів тому +7

      @@cartoonraccoon2078 yea pretty much lol

    • @xCosmicMuffinManx
      @xCosmicMuffinManx 5 днів тому +16

      ​@@pfiction2453Technically he didn't, Truman did 🤓

  • @ExtantPerson
    @ExtantPerson 5 днів тому +398

    Luigi Cadorna would be an excellent lesson for aspiring officers so that they can learn everything NOT to do.

    • @markstyles1246
      @markstyles1246 5 днів тому +10

      If you can't be a good example, try to be AN example?

    • @thingamabob3902
      @thingamabob3902 4 дні тому +4

      in the same way as aspiring tank designers are shown the british Valiant tank ( in Bovington museum ?) to try and find all of the many flaws.

    • @DonPatrono
      @DonPatrono 3 дні тому +7

      He is in fact studied in Italian military academies with a big red lettering of "Do NOT do this, it is dumb, and if you do it you are even dumber"

    • @mattiaproserpio1453
      @mattiaproserpio1453 2 дні тому

      Haig is worse than cadorna

    • @silver10d81
      @silver10d81 14 годин тому

      As an Italian, I fully agree whit you

  • @wilhelmvillagracia9670
    @wilhelmvillagracia9670 5 днів тому +614

    Luigi Cardona was the best Austro-Hungarian general ever.

    • @TC1YT
      @TC1YT 5 днів тому +53

      Best joke by far 😂 he helped Austria Hungary way more than his country italy

    • @lantruongtuan582
      @lantruongtuan582 4 дні тому +19

      They should made him a national hero lol.

    • @javierandreszunigagarcia8791
      @javierandreszunigagarcia8791 4 дні тому +16

      CadoRna, not CaRdona...

    • @RaltBoi
      @RaltBoi 4 дні тому +4

      Mama mia

    • @aliakber775
      @aliakber775 4 дні тому +7

      We must thank cadorna on failing 12 times on a insignificant river😊😊

  • @MTTT1234
    @MTTT1234 5 днів тому +610

    Not really an idiot, but more of an arogant fool, was Augustus Adolphus of Sweden, who was killed because he refused to wear glasses. During a battle he lost sight of his own troops and rode on his horse towards what he assumed were friendly soldiers. They were not.

    • @Scavneger776
      @Scavneger776 5 днів тому +63

      100% he was a very good leader that just made a fatal mistake that cost of him his life and more.

    • @simpro1756
      @simpro1756 4 дні тому +28

      To be fair, glasses with corrective lenses were just appearing at the time meaning he probably wouldn't have access to them and glasses before that were just not worth the risk of loosing your eyes if they broke during battle.

    • @Divano-qw2sb
      @Divano-qw2sb 4 дні тому +6

      He also did not wear his armor during that battle.

    • @jimqatnt
      @jimqatnt 3 дні тому +10

      I was taught that it was because of a thick fog that rolled in that made him get lost and accidentally ride into enemy lines.

    • @zero1zerolast393
      @zero1zerolast393 3 дні тому +3

      Guy sounds near sighted

  • @robertdacquisto6871
    @robertdacquisto6871 5 днів тому +196

    “Wheel him to the deck for a better view”, man they don’t make em like FDR anymore.

    • @dunbar9finger
      @dunbar9finger 3 дні тому +9

      Well if the threat to your life is that a torpedo might be hitting the ship you are on, up on deck is probably safer than inside. Going overboard and treading water until rescued is probably a better strategy for him than being stuck inside a room he can't get out of. He did a lot of swimming after his legs stopped working as a means of getting at least some type of exercise in.

    • @sergiojuanmembiela6223
      @sergiojuanmembiela6223 2 дні тому +3

      To put things in perspective, I cannot think of any dreadnought that was sunk by a single torpedo hit.
      I mean, had the torpedo hit, it was not funny business and probably many men could have died. But it would have been very unlikely that the ship would have been sunk. And even in that case it was probably safe to assume that FDR could have been safely evacuated in a raft.

    • @Manco65
      @Manco65 2 дні тому +2

      If it was like most of the torpedoes we had at that time built by the lowest bidder it probably wouldn't have went off anyway.

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf 2 дні тому +2

      @@Manco65 All torpedo ordnance during WWII was designed by the Naval Undersea Warfare Center and manufactured at government ordnance plants. The Mark 14 torpedo had some design flaws, but it was not because it was 'built by the lowest bidder', it was because of the technology at the time.

    • @timothyjburton
      @timothyjburton 2 дні тому +4

      I mean getting shot in the ear and standing up and yelling, "Fight Fight Fight"! is pretty Bravo Alpha.

  • @nizaralsaidi4279
    @nizaralsaidi4279 5 днів тому +410

    Letting soldiers take their families with them on a large-scale suicide mission is just peak idiocracy.

    • @fiyahquacker2835
      @fiyahquacker2835 5 днів тому +25

      1863 Civil War watchouts in a nutshell.

    • @Sorcerers_Apprentice
      @Sorcerers_Apprentice 5 днів тому +46

      Camp followers were common practice in pre-industrial wars. They took care of logistics - foraging/preparing food, repairing clothes/weapons/shoes, medical care, etc.
      The Romans also had relatively good relations with the Germanic tribes in the area at the time, they thought they were still in friendly territory.

    • @standardgigachad3297
      @standardgigachad3297 4 дні тому +3

      Idiocy***

    • @critter30002001
      @critter30002001 4 дні тому +16

      All major nations did that back then.
      Look up the Briton’s revolt. They did the same thing when facing the Romans.
      Modern logistics did not exist back then. So having servants and families along allowed for maintenance and support for the Soldiers.

    • @collaborisgaming2190
      @collaborisgaming2190 3 дні тому +4

      Boudica did that and Lost 200,000 to 10,000 Romans trapped in a Ravine, in a Battle that would have made Nero Withdraw from Britannia if she Won.

  • @c.w.johnsonjr6374
    @c.w.johnsonjr6374 4 дні тому +93

    Stalin firing all his best generals right before Hitler invaded Russia deserves a mention.

    • @wildbill6976
      @wildbill6976 3 дні тому

      "firing"... that's one way to put it...
      he had 90% of his military leadership killed...

    • @albertwolanski7688
      @albertwolanski7688 2 дні тому

      How could he know Germany will invade him?

    • @nirghall2458
      @nirghall2458 День тому

      Tuchachevsky's conspiracy. Google it idk

    • @elessartelcontar9415
      @elessartelcontar9415 День тому +8

      Yeah, 'firing'; that's kinda accurate he had them shot. 900 officers in total.

    • @pascalpaps3139
      @pascalpaps3139 День тому +2

      Stalin did that in 1937, Hitler invaded in 1941. 4 years is not exactly what i would call "right before". And those generals were plotting treason against Stalin so in that context it was a good decision. Besides..did Russia ever really had good generals? Zhukov is bassicaly the only Russian general that anyone can think of and even he won his battles by throwing waves and waves of cannonfodder against the Germans.

  • @jokodihaynes419
    @jokodihaynes419 5 днів тому +232

    "I'm surrounded by idiots"-Scar The Lion King

    • @Scrapyard24c
      @Scrapyard24c 5 днів тому +24

      "I've got morons on my team!"
      - Megatron, Transformers Generation 1

    • @TheOneManWhoBeatYou
      @TheOneManWhoBeatYou 5 днів тому +25

      "I'm surrounded by assholes!"
      -Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

    • @NicoBabyman1
      @NicoBabyman1 4 дні тому

      @@TheOneManWhoBeatYou
      “Keep firing, Assholes!”

    • @ShadowMark3_
      @ShadowMark3_ 4 дні тому +2

      I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream!

    • @brunozeigerts6379
      @brunozeigerts6379 4 дні тому +1

      @@Scrapyard24c Actually, I thought that was Strother Martin in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

  • @indianajones4321
    @indianajones4321 5 днів тому +239

    For the military: Luigi Cadorna and Conrad Von Hötzendorf
    In general: The Politicians

  • @noHarmony1
    @noHarmony1 3 дні тому +43

    I kinda expected Konrad von Hötzendorf to be on this list, but when I saw Cadorna being there I remembered "Oh yeah, there was that one guy that made him look almost competent" XD

  • @Ccdddttt
    @Ccdddttt 5 днів тому +160

    90% is crazy but at least he died in battle and not hiding inside a bunker.

    • @fiyahquacker2835
      @fiyahquacker2835 5 днів тому +21

      That kinda feels like put how good he is from 1 to 1.01

    • @tylerredforge5563
      @tylerredforge5563 5 днів тому

      @@fiyahquacker2835 truuuu lulllll

    • @PohEnYuDariusBsss
      @PohEnYuDariusBsss 5 днів тому +10

      Then again bunkers didn't really exist at the time

    • @SymphonyZach
      @SymphonyZach 4 дні тому +2

      @@PohEnYuDariusBssstrue but caves did and fortresses kinda do the same idea

    • @PohEnYuDariusBsss
      @PohEnYuDariusBsss 4 дні тому +1

      @@SymphonyZach fair point

  • @cutlassken6194
    @cutlassken6194 5 днів тому +94

    Varus! Oh Quinctilius Varus! Give me back my legions!

    • @drankjehierdrankjedaar3822
      @drankjehierdrankjedaar3822 5 днів тому +10

      Damn varus

    • @lantruongtuan582
      @lantruongtuan582 4 дні тому +3

      "Armenius? A traitor? I think not"

    • @darth_yoda
      @darth_yoda 3 дні тому +3

      What they kinda forget to include is the reason WHY Varus trusted Armenius he might have grown up as a hostage but he had through LONG serviced shown him self as a loyal soldier of Rome through many campaigns so when warned by a stranger whom would you trust? The man whom have fought at your side for years and even saved your life a number of times. OR the stranger whom come in and tell you that he is a traitor?

  • @flamethefirefox9006
    @flamethefirefox9006 5 днів тому +160

    I'm surprised you didn't include U.S. General George A. Custer, considering the fact that he was a glory seeking egotist.

    • @commonsenseking6386
      @commonsenseking6386 5 днів тому +20

      Yeah, or Santa Ana. Even Crassus, who just defeated Spartacus but met his end with the Parthian Empire. He was a very wealthy man it is like the owners of Tesla, Facebook, and Microsoft were given an army to do due battle.

    • @AutismTakesOn
      @AutismTakesOn 5 днів тому +15

      Well, at least Custer was never president and did some good work in the American Civil War before.... That

    • @thomassabino13
      @thomassabino13 5 днів тому +8

      Yeah you're clearly no history major lol pipe down

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 5 днів тому +1

      Francisco Solano Lopez doesn’t belong on this list! He had a smaller, more elite force than Argentina and Brazil and his plan, on paper, was sound. Also, he suffered regular casualties for the time period but is seen as a butcher because Paraguay already had a small population!

    • @flamethefirefox9006
      @flamethefirefox9006 5 днів тому +1

      @@thomassabino13 ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

  • @sankyu3950
    @sankyu3950 5 днів тому +184

    Atleast they didnt comitted martial law at 3am

  • @knightingale9833
    @knightingale9833 5 днів тому +83

    Who was more stupid though, Cadorna or the people who took two whole years to relieve him 🤔

    • @skyripper2837
      @skyripper2837 4 дні тому +5

      Tbf 2 years is a reasonable amount of time to judge someone's ruling. Considering, you probably wouldn't want to deal with putting down rebellions in a middle of war.

    • @dallasjonpaulgrove547
      @dallasjonpaulgrove547 4 дні тому +5

      Cadorna was a General made by political friends in Rome, so he was first and foremost a Roman politician.
      A lot of people wanted him to stay in command just a bit longer in the hopes to prove that they were not incompetent for putting him in the position, much less about proving Cadorna's competency.
      The series of Isonzo was THE prime example of what not to do as a commander, he kept pressing his men into the same area that was getting increasingly difficult to push due to the ever-strengthening defenses.
      Also because Cadorna believed Trench warfare was cowardice he very rarely ever allowed the construction or entrenchments of proper defenses.
      It wasn't until Diaz came into command that the Italian front was finally stabilized and the Italians actually managed to preform so much more efficiently being able to use elastic defensive tactics and proper fortifications. Diaz basically put the life of an Italian soldier to hold more worth than Cadorna ever could.

    • @petergray2712
      @petergray2712 3 дні тому +3

      The Italian political class was clueless about war. The general they sent to conquer Abyssinia in 1896, Oreste Baratieri, did a good job wearing down the numerically superior Abyssinian forces through a Fabian strategy, but the politicans demanded he fight and win a glorious victory so they would look good to the voters. Instead, he waged the most disastrous battle ever for a European army in Africa, the Battle of Adwa, losing 11,000 out of 17,000 men. Abyssinia would remain free from European colonialism until 1936 as a result.
      And if you think a Fascist would do better than these inept democrats, let's talk about Mussolini's shitshow during WW2.

    • @sergiojuanmembiela6223
      @sergiojuanmembiela6223 2 дні тому

      Not stupidity, but:
      * You do not want to fire generals just because of lost battles. Sometimes battles cannot just be won. And sometimes even mediocre generals win battles through numbers and luck. Certainly a defeat should cause some concern and research, but then the people at the top would have been given information from Cadorna and his entourage.
      * It is not that other countries'offensives in the war were doing great, either. It was assumed that the defendant would have massive advantages.
      * And, even after you have realized the man is stupid, firing him reflects poorly on those who chose it. So they may try just to "wait a little more" to see if something changes and there is a victory that validates the choice, or even provides for an opportunity for replacing him without linking to his incompetence ("due to health reasons the General has asked to be granted leave.")

    • @tov.zheleznyakov7494
      @tov.zheleznyakov7494 2 дні тому

      What's your problem??!! That was a decision of the king, it was not democratic or something

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 5 днів тому +126

    Theodore Roosevelt: You should be ashamed of your military honor!

    • @VivaLaEdits
      @VivaLaEdits 5 днів тому +6

      👏

    • @cowboys25489
      @cowboys25489 5 днів тому +5

      I won't find a better comment today this is it for sure....has never rolling ima go back and rewatch it

    • @wnc1129
      @wnc1129 5 днів тому +12

      "Everyone know you were back home saying Thank God for Pearl Hahbar!"

    • @ExtantPerson
      @ExtantPerson 5 днів тому +4

      You comment this on every video, and on this one it fits perfectly. I admire the perseverance.

    • @aaronfield7899
      @aaronfield7899 5 днів тому +2

      Did he really say that?

  • @goldosprey
    @goldosprey 5 днів тому +30

    11:13 I love the fact that even when the Mongols were bloodthirty, they weren't shy to use a pen. Which makes the dumbass emperor killing their messenger even dumber

    • @CM26617
      @CM26617 4 дні тому +7

      Well, if there ever was a real-life case for 'Never kill the messenger' ...

    • @Taistelukalkkuna
      @Taistelukalkkuna 4 дні тому +1

      They needed to have excuse to invade. Shah provided it.

  • @TheEmolano
    @TheEmolano 5 днів тому +62

    Fun fact: Brazil and Argentina went to war multiple times over Uruguay before Paraguay decided to piss both of them. After that both countries never fought angain. Solano should at least have waited until the next war before atacking one of the larger countries.

  • @BensonCaisip
    @BensonCaisip 5 днів тому +20

    To this day, Varus still hasn't given back his 3 Legions.

  • @nematolvajkergetok5104
    @nematolvajkergetok5104 4 дні тому +9

    18:30 The battle of Caporetto was so terrible that even today, "una Caporetto" is used as an idiom for an unmitigated, terrible disaster in Italian language. Interestingly, Hungarians also have a similar, yet less common idiom, "a Doberdo" to a terrible mess or chaos, referring to another WW1 battle with Italy.

  • @Gideon0215
    @Gideon0215 5 днів тому +18

    Honorable mention-Sir William Elphinstone

  • @isauldron4337
    @isauldron4337 4 дні тому +12

    Genghis khan when his trade offerers get massacred:
    Come on let's try again
    King: kills the diplomat
    Genshin khan: so you have chosen death

    • @michealklondike4049
      @michealklondike4049 2 дні тому +5

      Which is fair enough. The king was just being an A-hole at that point. They could have negotiated something 💀

  • @magnusm4
    @magnusm4 12 годин тому +1

    There's also the british noble who sent one of the most infamous awful orders in a letter now presented at a museum.
    He basically pointed up on a hill and said: Attack the cannons.
    Not realizing the men below couldn't see the enemy. And had the letter sent of the order. They marched straight into cannon fire on all three sides.
    He of course, blamed it on the one who wrote the letter for him.

  • @alexyswarjovaara3993
    @alexyswarjovaara3993 5 днів тому +32

    0:30 ”peabrained prat” 😂

  • @cloud2389
    @cloud2389 5 днів тому +42

    “Don’t shoot we’re republicans!”
    Other ships in the Pacific fleet to the “Willie D”

  • @Tripact_of_fire
    @Tripact_of_fire 5 днів тому +18

    Immediately when i saw the name of Varus i said oh no. "Quinctilius Varus give me back my legions"

    • @kirgan1000
      @kirgan1000 3 дні тому +2

      It was a crunching defeat, but if you was in Varus situation, why wouldn't you trust a senior Roman-Germanic auxiliary pathfinder/scout leader, and his men, that served Rome faithful during 15 years time, with a excellent track record.
      Shall you carry out a campaign, without pathfinders/scouts with local knowledge?

    • @Tripact_of_fire
      @Tripact_of_fire 3 дні тому

      @kirgan1000 one word "Germanic"

    • @kirgan1000
      @kirgan1000 3 дні тому

      @@Tripact_of_fire Rome have loots of auxiliary Cohorts, even the Emperor have a Germanic bodyguard.
      So your plane is to carry out the campaign, without pathfinders/scouts with local knowledge?

    • @Tripact_of_fire
      @Tripact_of_fire 3 дні тому

      @@kirgan1000 i know but i think it was a mistake to do so

  • @knightingale9833
    @knightingale9833 5 днів тому +22

    13:10 low end estimate indeed, I’ve heard the population of modern day Iran is still lower than it was before Ghengis Khan invaded

    • @Horologist-zu5vq
      @Horologist-zu5vq 4 дні тому +1

      Good.

    • @micg7282
      @micg7282 4 дні тому +1

      It is I think. Not to mention that all the advances in science, medicine and philosophy was lost. They put them back in the Stone Age. And the Middle East never really recovered.

    • @DuckAllMighty
      @DuckAllMighty 15 годин тому

      @@micg7282 I always see this advancement in science, medicine and philosophy, so what did they bring to the table, that the Greeks already hadn't thought of 2000 years prior? I'll give the middle east the idea of the telescope, but that's pretty much it.

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 5 днів тому +12

    From what I remember from the Sam O'Nella video about the USS Porter, the entire ship's crew was utterly incompetent.

    • @GuyIncognito-111
      @GuyIncognito-111 3 дні тому +1

      That whole ship was a comedy of errors

    • @zp6ri
      @zp6ri День тому +2

      that ship was just straight cursed.

  • @casualobserver5183
    @casualobserver5183 3 дні тому +2

    Dude, you did Varus dirty 😂. Varus was a reasonable competent administrator and general. The terrible reality is that there were many commanders it could have happened to.

    • @dude123nice6
      @dude123nice6 День тому

      This is just a poorly researched clickbait piece.

  • @time_warriors
    @time_warriors 5 днів тому +7

    The way history and animation are combined is brilliant, and the storytelling keeps you hooked until the very end. Thank you for making history this exciting! 🏛🔥good job man

  • @Goc4ever
    @Goc4ever 5 днів тому +12

    I agree Simple History, in war there are heroes and fools and these guys fit the the latter category.

  • @arthurcardozo5369
    @arthurcardozo5369 3 дні тому +5

    Brazil did not exactly invade Uruguay, Emperor Pedro II supported the Colorados in the civil war and Solano Lopez supported the Blancos. The Colorados won and joined the Triple Alliance due to a debt with Brazil.

  • @SwattyBoiPlays
    @SwattyBoiPlays 5 днів тому +13

    3:41 bro stood up for the torpedo man dawson

    • @blackfox7448
      @blackfox7448 5 днів тому +4

      I mean to be fair, he did order to make the simulation that eventually lead to the accidental firing of a live torpedo so i guess he felt somewhat responsible xD

  • @seanmueller7125
    @seanmueller7125 5 днів тому +32

    Ngl, surprised Custer didn't make it on this list for his idiocy at Little Big Horn 😅

    • @inisipisTV
      @inisipisTV 5 днів тому +9

      In truth Custer was one the Union army most skilled commanders winning lots of battles. In the war against the Indians, Custer pushed for diplomacy and integration than outright hostility, but was overruled by the War office. In Little Big Horn, Col. Custer was leading the initial patrol group when he got surrounded by Sitting Bulls forces. He was expecting the main US Union forces down the hill to come and releave his trapped forces, as was planned, but the commanding General opt to stay put and sent a smaller group to try to rescue Custer, obviously it failed. Custer then ordered his remaining troops to try to break through from the encirclment and reach the main Army group. Only one survived.

  • @FinnishDragon
    @FinnishDragon 2 дні тому +2

    I would add British general William George Keith Elphinstone and his adventure to Kabul during 19th century to this list.

  • @lygames_1027
    @lygames_1027 4 дні тому +8

    Uruguay was having a civil war, brazil intervened after rumours of brazillians being targeted by one of the sides, they didnt invade uruguay
    Then Solano invaded brazil and tried to send his troops to uruguay via argentina to help his allied side of the uruguayan civil war

    • @Vinlaand
      @Vinlaand День тому

      Uruguay was NOT having a civil war. Brazil provided support to a uruguayan general to start one, due to Uruguay trying to leave Brazil's sphere of influence. The rest is correct.

    • @lygames_1027
      @lygames_1027 День тому

      @Vinlaand how so?
      What about the blancos vs colorados?
      It was a political unrest that then turned into a civil war.
      In wich Brazil supported the colorados...
      While Solano the blancos.
      He invaded Brazil becaused he feared that if the colorados won, uruguay would stop giving paraguay access to the sea by the plata river

  • @lauratomaszewski7942
    @lauratomaszewski7942 5 днів тому +9

    The thumbnail is truly amazing

  • @peterwhite6415
    @peterwhite6415 5 днів тому +46

    The Dawnson I think can be excused due to it being an acident and atempting to fix his mistake, but hes still an idiot.
    Everyone else on this list? Absolutly pathetic and infuriating, to the point they activly dont seem to think on the posisble consequences.

    • @Scrapyard24c
      @Scrapyard24c 4 дні тому +3

      Well, the William D. Porter is often referred to as one of the most incompetent ships in US Navy history for a reason as the torpedo incident wasn't the only one the crew was responsible for.
      When the Porter first left port to join in the Iowa's escort, the crew failed to raise anchor properly and ended up causing severe damage to the ship next to them.
      Later on, an unsecured depthcharge rolled off the deck and exploded, scaring the other three ships into taking evasive action before the Porter broke radio silence (this was before the torpedo) in order to tell the rest of the fleet what happened.
      The William D. Porter would eventually be partially responsible for its own demise.
      During the Battle of Okinawa, the Porter shot down a Japanese Kamikaze plane and ended up sailing right over the wreck, which then exploded.
      The damage would cause the Porter to sink around 3 hours later.

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 3 дні тому +1

      @@Scrapyard24c Actually, only the torpedo incident and her sinking actually happened; the rest are 1990s fabrications.

  • @notreallymyname3736
    @notreallymyname3736 3 дні тому +3

    Luigi Cadorna wasn't a great general; but at least his brother Mario was a very successful plumber.

  • @jagmarc
    @jagmarc 3 дні тому +3

    Paraguay had lost 90% male population. Maybe Hxmas 2023 should be a mention, though the good news is the population of Gaza had actually INCREASED by 2% since 10-7 !

  • @jacobzehner2004
    @jacobzehner2004 5 днів тому +6

    3:46
    A man unimaginative martinet who was ruthless with his troops and dismissive of his country's political authorities.

  • @jokodihaynes419
    @jokodihaynes419 5 днів тому +28

    "Fool of a took"-Gadalf the white

    • @TrevDri
      @TrevDri 4 дні тому +1

      Thought he was grey at that point.

    • @littleblackcat2273
      @littleblackcat2273 4 дні тому

      @@TrevDri ... well, everyone's hair changes as they get older.

    • @DOOM_Dwarf
      @DOOM_Dwarf 4 дні тому

      Guys give Gadalfs hair a break.

    • @TrevDri
      @TrevDri 4 дні тому

      @@littleblackcat2273 yea but your name usually doesn't thats pretty unique.

  • @rensienator
    @rensienator 2 дні тому

    Bedankt

  • @Hathur
    @Hathur 5 днів тому +7

    Correction: Longbows did NOT exist during the Roman Empire. It was a Medieval era invention (about 1,200 years after Publius was even born). The best bow during the Roman Empire was the composite bow... considerably shorter range than the medieval longbow. In fact, Roman Legions rarely used bows at all and Publius would not have had many at all in his ranks, if any. The pilum and javelin were the preferred ranged weapon of Roman Legions in his time.

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 5 днів тому +4

      Slings outranged bows anyways.

    • @lawrenceofarabia9219
      @lawrenceofarabia9219 4 дні тому +4

      The Romans had auxiliaries (non-citizen soldiers) who served as archers.

    • @Taistelukalkkuna
      @Taistelukalkkuna 4 дні тому +1

      If you are talking about Welsh Longbow, maybe yes. But bows have existed thousands of years. See Holmegaard Bow for example. You are correct that bow was not standard weapon in legions, yet.

    • @Hathur
      @Hathur 4 дні тому +1

      @@Taistelukalkkuna I referred specifically to the "Longbow". Historically they don't exist until around 633AD (Welsh) and not become more wide spread across some parts of Europe until 1,200 AD. Bows prior to that were short bows, composite bows, self bows, etc - all of which were substantially shorter in range than the earliest Welsh longbow and had drastically less armor penetration due to draw strength.
      Rome had NO longbows as this video stated. They had composite bows at best and archers comprised less than 5% of a typical Legion (Rome was still mostly using Pilums and Javelins for ranged combat as it was built into their tactics and formations. Archers were usually not legion soldiers themselves but mercenaries / peasants etc and were exceedingly uncommon at this point in history for Rome. It would be another 110 years before Rome began utilizing bowmen as a larger part of their army than they do here).
      It's important to differentiate because the Longbow is closer in time to history to Muskets (separated by only 500 to 600 years) vs 2,000+ years for Rome's composite, recurve and self bows at this time in history. The longbow to a Roman would've been almost as far fetched as the musket would've been, considering even their "artillery" mangonels would've struggled to match the range of a longbow.

    • @kenneth9874
      @kenneth9874 3 дні тому

      Composite bows outrange longbows

  • @HammerJammer81
    @HammerJammer81 5 днів тому +7

    LMAO .. The animation for the first "Idiot" ... hahahaha

  • @rafaellorentz6592
    @rafaellorentz6592 4 дні тому +3

    Even if some people say the estimate of Paraguayan loss is too much to believe,the minimum estimates of population lost ( in general, not only male) was around 30% , with most of it being male. To put into perspective, is a percentage bigger than the population loss of Germany and the Soviet Union combined in the Second World War. And remember, it was a xix century war. No machine guns, no air strikes. Just muskets, cannons and good old cholera and malaria casualties.

  • @rpower1401
    @rpower1401 5 днів тому +5

    How did a guy who just missed the arming device on one of three torpedoes (and maybe a few other things) end up on a list with these far greater disaster makers? I'm not sure which side is to be insulted by the combination, but somebody is being snubbed!

  • @KingOfStopMotion
    @KingOfStopMotion 4 дні тому +2

    Respect to Segesties for trying to warn the Romans. A lot of Romans could've been saved and 3 Legions could've survived if not for Varros.

  • @llucas.M.O
    @llucas.M.O 4 дні тому +3

    Just for the Record. The lance that hurted "El supremo" was The lance of a brazilian soldier called "Chico Diabo" (Chico the Devil).

  • @AirJoe
    @AirJoe 5 днів тому +6

    7:09 I'd like to imagine he actually ran away like that 😂

  • @dallinn9164
    @dallinn9164 5 днів тому +2

    "There's a torpedo coming!"
    FDR: "My time has come."

  • @junedhussain6252
    @junedhussain6252 4 дні тому +1

    Thank you Simple History for all your hard work. This is one of my favourite videos. As always wars can bring the stupidity out of people even Today. Keep up the good work Simple History.

  • @ll_Chaos_ll
    @ll_Chaos_ll 3 дні тому

    I'm not sure if anyone tells you this but man your thumbnails are getting better and better, Makes me laugh everytime a new vid comes out.

  • @KyleShiflet13666
    @KyleShiflet13666 5 днів тому +6

    You need to do a solo episode on "The Willie D"

  • @ericlathan6178
    @ericlathan6178 4 дні тому +3

    I really hate that “definition” of insanity, is that what you do when you practice something??

    • @kenneth9874
      @kenneth9874 3 дні тому

      Yes, but you don't expect different results.....

  • @ben9724
    @ben9724 5 днів тому +3

    Should do a video about the most intelligent soldiers. I pretty sure that Canadian soldier Arthur Currie would be there since he studied the battlefields to limit the losses

  • @Cheeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    @Cheeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 4 дні тому +2

    The ONE thing I will say about Lopez is that at least he fought to the end and died with his men.

  • @Grumpyburger0
    @Grumpyburger0 5 днів тому +3

    Nice 👌 you never disappoint us

  • @simonesilvestri7341
    @simonesilvestri7341 2 дні тому +1

    Just few word in defence of Cadorna: 1) The Isonzo is 1 of the 2 passages throug the Alps, the second one were too tight for an army passage 2) On that front were the strongest, so make sense to attack the enemy in the only place just that large to support a campaign battle 3) Cadorna use the same strategy that every WW1 general uses (frontal attack with artillery), what other strategy he can use.
    With that im not defending Cadorna, but i want to show to you that, yes is cruel, very cruel, but is not entirely his fault.

  • @BaxterAndLunala
    @BaxterAndLunala 5 днів тому +5

    6:07: Is it any wonder why anyone would quote Vaas? He's one of the most iconic video game villains ever, up there with the likes of Senator Armstrong and Handsome Jack.

    • @skrahnha
      @skrahnha 4 дні тому

      Bro, the quote is way older than that game. It was even (most likely falsely) attributed to Einstein.

  • @joshcompton1693
    @joshcompton1693 4 дні тому +2

    11:59 “not unreasonable” Genghis Khan literally sent them a diplomat that said give up your sovereignty you king and he’s supposed to do that. You don’t understand what a king is

    • @Rotionu
      @Rotionu 3 дні тому

      Killing an ambassador has always been considered one of the hugest international crimes and an act of war declaration. From Genghis's his point of view they had it coming. After the mob murdered Russian ambassador Griboyedov after attacking Rusiian embassy in Tehran, the Shah sent his grandson to Saint Petersburg to avoid another war with Tsar Nicholas I and gifted to the Tsar the one of his most valuable crown jewels - the Shah Diamond.

    • @Speleomimus
      @Speleomimus 2 дні тому

      Well he followed your advice and got annihilated, is that what a king is too?

    • @joshcompton1693
      @joshcompton1693 2 дні тому

      @ yes. you should never ever give up the sovereignty of a nation.

    • @Speleomimus
      @Speleomimus 2 дні тому

      @joshcompton1693 ah yes better that everyone dies so a ruler can keep their dignity(?)
      What kind of insane, self-destructive philosophy is that?

  • @sabiant.lawson2909
    @sabiant.lawson2909 5 днів тому +10

    6:08 Far Cry 3! Let's go!

  • @rbrice4128
    @rbrice4128 5 днів тому +2

    I love this! Thank You!

  • @mattiafrancesco
    @mattiafrancesco 5 днів тому +14

    It’s interesting that in Italy, many squares and streets are still named after Luigi Cadorna. Historians have mixed opinions on his contributions during the war.

    • @Tahitilover1899
      @Tahitilover1899 4 дні тому

      Italians are terrible at war so it makes sense they still honor a idiot

  • @shashwatsreenivasan4505
    @shashwatsreenivasan4505 5 днів тому +4

    Oh man sam o nella doing the fdr torpedo one was also funny

  • @Snarlacc
    @Snarlacc 4 дні тому

    Always surprised how accurately you portray weapons and armour of the time. Could be just generic, but they are alway modeled after reality. Plus always informative. Superbly done!

  • @Shaosprojects
    @Shaosprojects 5 днів тому +2

    I saw the title of this this video and I immediately thought of Luigi Cadorna
    I wasn’t surprised to see him in this list 😅

  • @HRHooChicken
    @HRHooChicken 5 днів тому +2

    What about Winston Churchill? His list of blunders is impressive

    • @esajuhanirintamaki965
      @esajuhanirintamaki965 2 дні тому

      Especially, when he suggested Gallipoli operation.

    • @HRHooChicken
      @HRHooChicken 2 дні тому

      @ yes. That nearly ended his career and he ended up as an officer on the frontline because of that. Other blunders in WW2 were Norway, Greece, Italy. He was too inept and too drunk to make any good big decisions.

  • @ianblake815
    @ianblake815 5 днів тому +4

    Also shout out to L. Ron Hubbard 😆

  • @seanlander9321
    @seanlander9321 3 дні тому +1

    General Dentz, he surrendered Paris to the Germans in 1940, then he surrendered Syria and Lebanon to the Australians in 1941. He was a buffoon.

  • @bruceanthony3357
    @bruceanthony3357 2 дні тому +1

    Have you noticed some of the worst idiots placed in command are "daddy's boys". They never develop strategies nor are trained under harsh conditions. Their synonymous to the coach's son being the quarterback of the team. Lose every time.

  • @lisalennox7835
    @lisalennox7835 5 днів тому +4

    I watched one about WWll in history class today!

  • @Harikejn
    @Harikejn 5 днів тому +13

    Here are some couple of fun facts.
    Firstly, I'll say about Mongols two things. In Europe, Mongol Empire reached the Southern - East Europe, almost to the Danube (taking the Pannonian Plain in Balkan peninsula).
    Second thing is that Mongol Empire have defeated the Ottoman Empire in 15th century.
    Secondly, I'll say about French Empire (about the Napoleon here two things). First thing is, when he was invading Europe, he took the Dalmatia (also in Balkan peninsula).
    Second thing is that when the Napoleon tried to invade Russia, he firstly helped Turks with weapons, so the Turks could start to recapture territories from Serbs in 1813.
    Well also during the WWII when Germany was preparing to invade Yugoslavia in 1941, the Yugoslavian fighter planes and bombers had white cross with red an blue insignia. When the planes were moving Germans thought that those are their planes, no matter how does this color scheme of Yugoslavian planes was different.
    18:07 Nicola Tesla (awesome).
    Next time in Simple History print, put also following people. Those are: Michelle Pupin, Michelle Petrović, and Milutin Milanković.

    • @mingfanzhang4600
      @mingfanzhang4600 5 днів тому +2

      😊

    • @mattislindehag3065
      @mattislindehag3065 4 дні тому +2

      In world war one the British stoped using the union jack as the marking on their planes because it looked to similar to the german black and white iron cross. These symbols look nothing alike if you get even a halfway decent look at them... but on a moving aircraft you frequently don't. All you have time to recognize is a vague cross shape then your brain fills in the details.

    • @selimcardak7799
      @selimcardak7799 4 дні тому +1

      Mongol empire had already collapsed by 15th century, no way they can defeat the ottomans
      It’s the timurids who are a Turkic empire who defeated the ottomans

    • @Harikejn
      @Harikejn 4 дні тому +1

      @@mattislindehag3065 Here is one fun fact also. Believe it or not, ever reported shooting down of an airplane from ground to air, occurred in Serbia during the WWI. Radoje Raka Ljutovac was the first soldier who shot down the enemy plane.
      It all occurred on 30th of September 1915, when Austria-Hungary empire sent 3 planes to bomb Kragujevac. Army used pistols, machine guns, and rifles to shoot down airplane. Then Radoje Raka Ljutovac decided to use the old Turkish cannon that was in storage, since it was there. He aimed a cannon towards the plane, an fired at it. Then the cannonball or shell hit the plane, and the plane crashed. After that Radoje Raka Ljutovac went to the crash site, and he saw 3 dead pilots there. When he saw them, he saluted to them. After that people were gathering to see what's going on. Then Serbian army told the citizens these things: Noting to see; Show's over; Go back to your daily life activities.
      Also Serbian air force did also bombed the Austria-Hungary in 1915, so they can stop their advance.

    • @lesamar8611
      @lesamar8611 4 дні тому +1

      @@selimcardak7799 The Mongols did defeat the Turks on Angora in year 1402. You can see the details about that on internet.

  • @Panzersoldaten
    @Panzersoldaten 5 днів тому +3

    3:48 yes Cadorna was a huge Baffoon. He literally tried to attack Austria in the worst places. Now if he attacked Tyrol that does bring up harder challenges due to the very poor terrain but Italy was not prepared to attack such a position on the isonzo. Cadorna could’ve possibly just waited for proper siege artillery then do anything but a frontal assault. One of his generals Armando Diaz and his army was the only one to make progress in the isonzo river battles but Diaz was able to bring victory

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 5 днів тому

      I'm pretty sure I played a similar battle in Battlefield 1. It was a tough fight... Damn you, Cadorna!

    • @GPDermawan
      @GPDermawan 5 днів тому

      More like Italian idiot general

  • @niceofgames
    @niceofgames 14 годин тому

    My grandpa said it best:
    “Insanity is doing something repeatedly and expecting a different result. Stupidity is doing the same thing repeatedly and then being SURPRISED when you get the same result.”

  • @emmaccode
    @emmaccode 3 дні тому

    I am thankful for you, SimpleHistory. Never would've learned that first one if you hadn't told me.

  • @Lemmiwinks_The_Gerbil_King
    @Lemmiwinks_The_Gerbil_King 2 дні тому +1

    9:30 average german win
    11:15 smartest Muhammed

  • @txgunguy2766
    @txgunguy2766 3 дні тому

    There's also Colonel Johann Rahl, commander of the Hessian troops at the Battle of Trenton, NJ, on December 26th, 1776.
    Prior to the battle, a Loyalist sent Rahl a note informing him of Washington's impending attack on the Hessians at Trenton. However, Rahl couldn't read it since it was in english, and Rahl REFUSED TO INTERRUPT HIS CARD GAME to find somebody to read it to him. After Colonel Rahl died from mortal wounds relieved in the battle, the note was found still in his pocket.

  • @marleegould542
    @marleegould542 2 дні тому

    The whole career of the William D. Porter is hilarious, I highly recommend watching the many videos people have made about it. It was simultaneously the unluckiest and luckiest ship in the Navy.

  • @luisemoralesfalcon4716
    @luisemoralesfalcon4716 5 днів тому +3

    The guy who enlisted after exiting the bar.

  • @Semprini537
    @Semprini537 2 дні тому

    Good one, never too late to learn something new

  • @JoseHernandez-Mendez
    @JoseHernandez-Mendez 5 днів тому +6

    9:45 I'm Glenn Quagmire

  • @sgufanboy
    @sgufanboy 5 днів тому +4

    I wish I was lucky enough to be a famous military idiot

  • @conradovillegasalvarado6392
    @conradovillegasalvarado6392 4 дні тому

    Love the backgrounds for the Cardona part based off the Isonzo game!

  • @brunozeigerts6379
    @brunozeigerts6379 4 дні тому

    I have a book about great military blunders. One of the chapters was 'Unfit to command.' It included MacArthur, General Buller(the idiot in charge of the British army at Spion Kop) and others.

  • @angrydoggo7160
    @angrydoggo7160 13 годин тому

    1:41
    "Say. You guys remembered to remove the primers from the torpedoes, right?"
    "Yep."
    "Yes sir."
    *Eating glue.* "What?"
    "FFFFFFFFFFFFF"

  • @justinhadley2583
    @justinhadley2583 2 дні тому

    Those artists did phenomenal work on all the drool in this episode.

  • @TridentAminations
    @TridentAminations 3 дні тому

    that luigi general is the perfect example of the sentence “so stupid even your enemy concerns”

    • @luigiduca
      @luigiduca 16 годин тому

      Actually the ene.y hastingly mounted a counteroffensive subordinating itself completely to the germans necause they had come to a braking point.

  • @rtyrsson
    @rtyrsson 2 дні тому

    When I saw "Biggest idiots in war" I expected it to be far longer than eighteen and a half minutes. History is replete with them.

  • @alexandergausJTP
    @alexandergausJTP 2 дні тому

    Yeah, the fight in teutoburg forest was quite something. As a child a friend of mine found some rusty scrap metal. We did hike there often aside the larger trails. Sometimes deep into the forest where no way was and we did imagine we found rare Roman stuff like helmets and so on. We really had fun.

    • @alexandergausJTP
      @alexandergausJTP 2 дні тому

      Also: Games of thrones killed that one fella Mongols style. That's the correct order. We don't want to take anything away from the Mongols fame, do we? Maybe at some point in our existence we meet them and they are way too much into revenge for my taste ..

  • @a.m.7165
    @a.m.7165 4 дні тому +1

    Pointing your pistol at a torpedo seems desperate but it's better than doing nothing. There is a microscopic chance you might achieve something.

  • @MikeStar2000
    @MikeStar2000 2 дні тому

    I love how Dawson was drooling all the time 😂

  • @Lion718
    @Lion718 2 дні тому +2

    Another BS video... Despite the many tropes and stereotypes surrounding World War I, the Italian army actually won 8 of the 11 battles of the Isonzo (compared to only 1 Austrian victory and 2 inconclusive), made some important advances, and won the war, soundly defeating the Austro-Hungarian army in the two major battles of Second Piave and Vittorio Veneto, which directly caused the collapse of the Austro-Hungarian Empire.
    ‎The idea that the Italian army “attacked the same river 11 times” is a canard which demonstrates ignorance concerning the Italian Front. This was alpine warfare, conducted in the high mountains and on plateaus, in the most difficult climate and harshest terrain of the entire war - it had nothing to do with a river. The reason why the battles of the Isonzo were in this location is because it was the only place where an offensive attack could be launched with the hope of breaking through the Austrian defenses and advancing.
    Austria controlled all the key alpine passes and held the defensive advantage. The Isonzo valley was the only location suitable for large-scale military operations. Furthermore, the Isonzo valley led to the Gorizia bridgehead and the stronghold of Tolmino, and more importantly led to Mount Hermada, which was the main Austrian defensive line blocking the road to Trieste. There was no other way to reach Trieste except by completely destroying the city by attacking it from the port (guarded by the Austro-Hungarian Navy).
    Note also that the Isonzo valley is 138 km long, and the 11 battles took place across this very long stretch of territory; they did not merely fight 11 battles in the same exact location. The battles involved different armies, in different locations, mostly in the mountains.
    Numerous battles between the two countries took place also in other sectors (see the White War, which Italy also won), but they were not major focuses of operation, precisely because the war could not be decisively won in those areas and did not lead to any strategically important strongholds. In order to understand the strategy and objectives, one needs to first understand the geography and terrain of the Eastern Alps.
    When focusing on the number of battles, perhaps many people do not realize that there were actually five battles of Ypres. Perhaps they also are not aware that between July and November 1916 there were no less than fourteen battles of the Somme, which resulted in the loss of over 1 million men in only 5 months while advancing only 10 km.
    ‎Historiography has arbitrarily decided to speak of the Somme as if it were a singular battle, but in reality there were even more battles of the Somme than there were of the Isonzo. Moreover, the battles of the Somme resulted in a greater loss of life in a much briefer amount of time, and with less gains to show for it. And this is not the only example.
    Yet, for some reason, the various armchair generals do not think to highlight the supposed ‘incompetence’ and absurdity of “attacking the same line 14 times and hoping for a different result”, nor do they speak of any other military with the same mocking or condescending tone. Such post-factum criticism is evidently reserved only for Italy, as if every other country were not similarly engaged in trench warfare with soldiers and officers falling by the millions for a mere few kilometers of territory.

  • @hooks4638
    @hooks4638 11 годин тому

    In regards to FDR and that narrow miss. You should research the boat that the torpedo was launched from. That particular boat, not necessarily the crew just the hull, has an interesting history. It's involved in A LOT of unlucky events. When I find the video or article that covers its story I will post it at a reply to this.

  • @GuukanKitsune
    @GuukanKitsune 2 дні тому

    ...the Willie D Porter... yeah.
    Everyone, just... read up on that ship. The torpedo incident was just ONE of its many famous blunders. It is an INFAMOUS ship for sure.

  • @johnmcvey4243
    @johnmcvey4243 5 днів тому +3

    Im surprised general santa anna isnt on here.

  • @Hauggyful
    @Hauggyful 6 годин тому

    Guess Roosevelt was lucky US torpedoes were utterly useless for a good portion of the war.