I like how you included a majority of Malos' swearing and all 3 Zeke encounters. Also Mikhail spent how long with Mythra during Torna and only just notices how beautiful she is?
@@monadoninja I mean she is sentient ai core that is responsible for processing billions of gigabytes of data every second. She needs some serious hardware to do that. That and she is packing a bakery and a milk factory of extra size.
@@Loispealz34 the first part is ok. The second part just pissed me off. Like I said above, Pyra is an extremely innocent bean, and, to me, anyone who sexualizes Pyra or Mythra (or any of the Xenoblade Characters) is a monster. Leave characters as they are.
@@monadoninja it's a meme, not a dick, don't take it so hard. That and she was already sexualized by her designers. If stating the truth makes me a monster, so be it.
@@Loispealz34 uhhhh, I'm a guy, and I know it's a meme. I just don't like the meme. Her designers did not make her that way primarily for fanservice. There is actual meaning behind her clothing being revealing. I'm not saying it's not the truth, I'm just saying there's no need to specifically point it out.
Yeah it’s not part of the main story, it’s a cutscene from Sheba’s blade quest. I’d recommend doing the blade quests it’s worth it, they all come with a voiced cutscene or two.
@@Ari-iz6rg so, a lot of the blades in the game have their own side quests, if you want to play them you gotta activate the blade and find the area in the game which activates the blade quest. For example Wulfric has a blade quest in Tantal, if you equip Wulfric in Tantal and go to the ruins in the town, a cutscene should activate starting the blade quest (I think you gotta view the heart to heart in lefteria first). Some blade quests also have requirements before you can do them too I think like viewing a specific heart to heart. I’d check the wiki honestly. Hope this helps :)
@@arctohru he has patroka who he constantly simps for and genuinely believes likes him so idk why he even simped for mythra right there, especially because patroka probably heard him, and yet she said nothing, so maybe she doesn't actually like him or just kept quiet as to not instantly reveal to Mik that she likes him. Or maybe she didn't hear him.
@@holow3038 She's not a tsundere because she never really completely warms up to some of the other members of Torna, at least to Akhos (kinda) and Mikhail (for the most part). She still finds Akhos wanting to call her his sister to be disgusting, and she wonders why he bothers to try and form a sibling-like bond with her. And throughout the entire game even until their last interaction she shows major disgust towards Mikhail whenever he flirts with her, confesses his love, or tells Patroka to just ask him out already.
It's been 5 centuries. That's probably more than enough time to move on from Milton's death. Besides, he endured worse afterwards and lived through that.
Ya know it almost makes sense that… is that soldier supposed to be Pagraig? Anyway it almost makes sense that a common soldier isn’t quite sure what an emerald is. He’s a common man, jewelry is probably very far out of his means to know anything about. However Dugal’s hilarious overreaction is great. On another note. I totally get why people dislike this game compared to is predecessor and successor. But you cannot deny that it can be genuinely entertaining at times
@@JoseMunoz-es6jj While the journey may be more lighthearted at times then the others ever got…. Jin alone is proof enough that Alrest can have its own share of pathos
@@Loispealz34Yep, he says so himself. I believe people who make this mistake haven't actually played the game and just assume he's a girl because of his names.
That clip where Rex throws Tora behind him is funny
tora fucking dies colorized 2021
That was hilarious
"Fuck outta the way you bloody beachball!"
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@@arek.k8688 Thank you for the timestamp XD I appreciate it!
2:17 the soldiers really carried the wanted poster around with them just to roast Nia
I like how you included a majority of Malos' swearing and all 3 Zeke encounters. Also Mikhail spent how long with Mythra during Torna and only just notices how beautiful she is?
To be fair, he was just a kid then. This must've been the first time he got a good look at her since he hit puberty.
@@benwood5659 also, it's easy to forget what people look like in 500 years
He was a depressed kid 500 years ago
03:15 explains why Pyra is a heavyweight in smash ._.
Damn, you did her dirty, man. She’s just an innocent 500+ year old bean. Don’t rip into her like that… 🥺
@@monadoninja I mean she is sentient ai core that is responsible for processing billions of gigabytes of data every second. She needs some serious hardware to do that.
That and she is packing a bakery and a milk factory of extra size.
@@Loispealz34 the first part is ok. The second part just pissed me off. Like I said above, Pyra is an extremely innocent bean, and, to me, anyone who sexualizes Pyra or Mythra (or any of the Xenoblade Characters) is a monster. Leave characters as they are.
@@monadoninja it's a meme, not a dick, don't take it so hard.
That and she was already sexualized by her designers. If stating the truth makes me a monster, so be it.
@@Loispealz34 uhhhh, I'm a guy, and I know it's a meme. I just don't like the meme. Her designers did not make her that way primarily for fanservice. There is actual meaning behind her clothing being revealing. I'm not saying it's not the truth, I'm just saying there's no need to specifically point it out.
Some moments are just so sudden you can't help but laugh.
EH!?
YESSS XD Like the cut at the very end of the video, that timing made me laugh, too XD
0:50 Malos: Akhos is the meanest SOB ik.
Pyra: you must really not know yourself, then.
“Looks like I’m not the only son of a bitch.”
The opening alone had me in tears! Nice video man haha
1:37 Mòrag really caught Nia off guard with that one.
4:27 Rex and Co.: The Urayan Inside Story.
5:17 Uh, Zekenator? Your Purple Lightning Dreamsmasher is black with blue lights. And it smashes cliffs.
well, Rex was right when he said "I love you, and all you guys" lol
Nia: confesses her feelings to Rex.
Also Nia: immediately gets friend zoned.
@@UniverseElementalist NOT! :D
@@loganthevillager9176 well, before XC3.
XC2 had us fooled, thinking she was friend zoned
He was dead serious and we took him for stupid. Truth is we were the ones played by him
'Twould seem the algorithm has blessed you this time.
10:43 cuts to end xenoblade 3
Nothing illegal I hOPE!
You do know what that was in japan right?
I like how long it takes for Rex to remember his name after he died
11:05 I dont remember seeing that in the game but it made me laugh
Yeah it’s not part of the main story, it’s a cutscene from Sheba’s blade quest. I’d recommend doing the blade quests it’s worth it, they all come with a voiced cutscene or two.
@@seb3082 how do I complete blade quests?
@@Ari-iz6rg so, a lot of the blades in the game have their own side quests, if you want to play them you gotta activate the blade and find the area in the game which activates the blade quest. For example Wulfric has a blade quest in Tantal, if you equip Wulfric in Tantal and go to the ruins in the town, a cutscene should activate starting the blade quest (I think you gotta view the heart to heart in lefteria first). Some blade quests also have requirements before you can do them too I think like viewing a specific heart to heart. I’d check the wiki honestly. Hope this helps :)
@@seb3082 thank you sm :)
@@Ari-iz6rg happy to help.
0:00 Xenobob monadopants
Shouldn't Mikhail be traumatized seeing Mythra again?
His horniness has overridden his trauma
@@arctohru he has patroka who he constantly simps for and genuinely believes likes him so idk why he even simped for mythra right there, especially because patroka probably heard him, and yet she said nothing, so maybe she doesn't actually like him or just kept quiet as to not instantly reveal to Mik that she likes him. Or maybe she didn't hear him.
@@lemmyxpro she likes him but is a tsundere
@@holow3038 She's not a tsundere because she never really completely warms up to some of the other members of Torna, at least to Akhos (kinda) and Mikhail (for the most part). She still finds Akhos wanting to call her his sister to be disgusting, and she wonders why he bothers to try and form a sibling-like bond with her. And throughout the entire game even until their last interaction she shows major disgust towards Mikhail whenever he flirts with her, confesses his love, or tells Patroka to just ask him out already.
It's been 5 centuries. That's probably more than enough time to move on from Milton's death. Besides, he endured worse afterwards and lived through that.
Zero dislikes, as it should be.
@@Quiseph64 yeah but I installed a see dislike add-on
The clips make this video better. 🤣
10:43 the friendzone nia was in
The moment Emile’s soul died
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Seems like she wasn't. Mio exists, after all.
Well look at where we are now
Ngl I have expected the B button QTE prompt during sheba's kick
never realized it but Bana puts his hand in the megaphone
Ya know it almost makes sense that… is that soldier supposed to be Pagraig? Anyway it almost makes sense that a common soldier isn’t quite sure what an emerald is. He’s a common man, jewelry is probably very far out of his means to know anything about.
However Dugal’s hilarious overreaction is great.
On another note. I totally get why people dislike this game compared to is predecessor and successor. But you cannot deny that it can be genuinely entertaining at times
It absolutely is, It starts off a bit weird but as you get to know more and more about the characters the comedy starts to hit better
@@JoseMunoz-es6jj While the journey may be more lighthearted at times then the others ever got….
Jin alone is proof enough that Alrest can have its own share of pathos
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Ummm, Zeke? Are you Colorblind? That sword is blue… not purple… lolololololol
The lightning's purple, though, which could be what he's referring to.
@@kevinr.9733 😳 Crap, I never noticed that! That makes a lot of sense lololol.
It’s also not even called that it’s called the Big Bang Edge
@@gormottigrebel9978 I know, I know
1:15 Nia looks like Morgana from Persona 5. Like catgirl, like catgirl, I guess.
Isn't Mona a guy?
@@Loispealz34Yep, he says so himself. I believe people who make this mistake haven't actually played the game and just assume he's a girl because of his names.
10:28 Tora's best line
Oh, I get it! Marcel is big racist!
I haven't played this game in over a year so I have no idea what's going on, just how it should be
Try watching it with subtitles.
“Umm Consul doodle sir?”
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Why the Mario & Luigi title screen there
pls someone explain to me how this is a nintendo game
# podrag did nothing wrong
10:30 makes me die inside every day
Spoilers for xenoblade 3
rex meant what he said. My man showed them a thing or three, literaly