I think you misread the title lol. He’s saying what’s different between our two countries not we are the Alfa and omega and the only country to ever exist 😆 hilarious watching you get worked up. Also one thing he didn’t mention is we add tax on to our price tags so what we see is what we pay…I don’t understand why America have a price tag on everything without tax included. Yeah I learnt that the first time I went to pay for something and wondered why I was being charged more….and having travelled a lot…I think america is the only country that does that.
In most of the world , it's the employers responsibility to pay their workers. Not have them rely on the generosity of customers ,just to survive. If I work for you ,you pay me ,not some bloke down the road who thinks I did a good job. All of Europe drives on the right hand side. Most of the world used the imperial measuring system until we followed the French and used the metric system. It's easier for mathematical equations.
It’s a sausage on a stick covered in batter with tomato sauce , they are everywhere it’s so good . Our minimum wage is 20 dollars an hour but every company pays differently, I’m on 25.50 and including bonuses
Those stars represent the southern cross star constellation which can only be seen in the southern hemisphere.He`s showing the difference not whos right......
He's not trolling, darlin. He's a comedian, taking the piss. We have a different sense of humour over here. Pretty sarcastic. Ironic and we take the piss out of ourselves alot. ❤
Our min wage might be 20 dollar but the price of living in New Zealand is alot higher then most places Rent alone is around $380 to $450 a week for a shitty 3bedroom in a shitty area (yes I said A WEEK)
@@Twano2am I think u could get a 1 bedroom or 2 bedroom flat for around $180 or 220 a week but It be run down as fuck & probably a ex crack house & in a shitty area around shitty people I think what we call a flat Americans call a unit? It's like a shitty little 1/2 bedroom connected to alot other shitty little 1/2 bedroom's
Ok the most expensive city is Auckland. 3 bedroom house goes for $700 plus and not all are great in fact some property management companies need a good back hand for charging stupid amounts for rent. You want cheap rent in Auckland good luck unless you live in state housing cos that's wsy cheap🤣🤣
The biggest and probably the saddest thing we have that america doesnt,is our freedom, especially for african american's,here in nz it doesnt matter if you black,white,purple or orange,we dont have that aggressive racism thing,i mean racism is everywhere but coloured people are not targeted ,im maori my ancestors werent slaves they were warriors,its sad for african americans cz as much as they like to think thats their home,da white man will always remind them its not,we dont have that here,we are diverse,and humble till piss us off i spose lol,america has alotta things but nothing beats "freedom" or the right to live how u want and be who u are ,nomatter what that is... its sad but its true,btw: we dont need weapons or to call u.s for defence we dont cause sh×t with other countries,we are a peaceful country hence why people move here,some come in search of acceptance ,some just find people here are more down to earth we aint wit the fake stuff,it is what it is with us...what u see is what u get and we enjoy that lifestyle
Brah it's difference between NZ and USA not the world haha And you don't eat Sausages Twan? Lol always making things sus haha But the eggs thing is cos we don't pasteurize them so they don't need to be refrigerated.. but generally they last around 3 weeks from purchase.
We don’t have gallons of milk. We have the metric system over here. I have no idea of what a gallon is. Though l do know the American gallon is not the same measurement as a British gallon.
Damn bro, looked like you were getting in your feelings on this one. The brothers just poking fun being a troll and I'm sure you've noticed by now that this video was only about the difference between out 2 countries not which one is the best. Of course we'd always claim we're the best but that'd be mostly for the beautiful things in life such as minimum wage to the untouched natural beauty, our nuclear-free stance when our prime minister at the time showed the entire world that even for a small country we would not allow America to apply their bully tactics when they intended to barge in with their nuclear warships etc. Just funny how you got all competitive. Tell you what though, create your best fantasy football team of all time then remove all their pads and helmets and imagine them on a rugby field against the All Blacks. Who you got money on? lol Still a fan of your content though so keep 'em coming.....ya big baby 🤣🤣🤣
The toilet thing: Yeah, I guess having more water eliminate a significant amount of risk of leaving behind shit stains but there are things such as a toilet brush and various cleaning agents that can be used to remove such stains. Now you'd probably think, "why would you go through all the trouble off scrubbing shit of the sides when you could just solve that problem easily by adding more water?" Here's a good answer (in my opinion), less water use = less water waste. Isn't there an area in Utah that's basically a desert where some rich cunt decided to build a golf course who has to use a shit load of water just to maintain the vegetation? I recall watching a doco once and that rich cunt also applied for permission with the State to build a pipeline to a nearby river that's already being used to supply the entire West Coast, which even on it's best day is only filled to 54% capacity. Not to be dick bro, but America in general could probably learn a lot just by taking a look at how other countries live. It may even help our planet to rebuild rather than really only be able to do so by pulling a Thanos and wiping out half the population. Still a fan though....
@@Twano2am I know you didn't have an issue. It's kinda difficult for me to get my point across in the manner I intend it to be received. I guess that's a ME problem with using the written language as opposed to actually speaking. A forum where you had a 1 on 1 live conversation could be a good way to engage with your subscribers. I know I'd be keen to have a chat and few laughs, we can both take little digs at each other. It's all just banter and humour. Anyway, point is I didn't think you had a serious issue.
@@Twano2am kia ora Cuzz hay us Kiwis love taking the piss out of anyone including ourselves if you can't take it don't give it and I know that all of my retarded friends which is all of my friends both of them if i haven't missed a payment to Keep them hanging around and agreeing with me will back me up or reverse over me I'm not fussed
yes because us Nz like and appreciate our food cause most people in nz dont have food not saying us nz are poor but like we do generally appreciate our food
We call them gum boots because the gum diggers used to wear them in NZ. Gum diggers where imigrants who came to NZ to dig up Kauri tree gum (it's worth a lot). Churr
Reason why eggs are not stored in fridge in shops in NZ because it would cause condensation on your way home and this is what encourages contamination through the shell. When home place in refrigerator. If not in refrigerator it can be left out in dry, cool location for a week.
Also we don't put bread in the freezer or fridge (or should I say refrigerator) and we also don't put eggs in the fridge/refrigerator bc... I forgot why 😁 😶😐
cuz........ the stars are representing the Southern cross constellation (orions belt\the pot) which you don't see in this configuration in the northern hemisphere so that's why the stars aren't evenly spaced because they aren't evenly spaced in the night sky....... so yeah BRUH, the stars on our flag make perfect sense!!!
A kiwi and an Australian walking through the countryside suddenly the kiwi sees a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence YIPPEE he shouts knocks the Australian over runs up to the sheep drop's his pants and Root's the sheep 45 minutes later does his THING turns to his Australian friend and says right oh mate your turn YIPPEE SHOUTS THE Australian drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence yippee
Oh man that USA toilet freaks me out! Imagine the splash back all over your behind 🤢🤮 And if you're mid pee & poo 🤮🤮🤮 No stains, we're courteous and know how to clean up after ourselves. Most have a scrubbing brush next to the toilet to clean any mess 👍🏼
American humour is crude, sexist, and as funny as a chickens arsehole. Though l will agree with you that the current Kiwi comedians are pretty bad. I don’t even find the Flight of the Concords funny. We use to have really funny comedians. Goggle Billy Te James - he was a Kiwi classic. He even had his own TV show. However to appreciate a lot of his humour you need a good understanding of NZ history and the adverse settlement of NZ by the British. He was so respected that he was honoured by been buried on Taupiri Mountain, where the Maori Kings and Queens are laid to rest.
twano just wanna put my 20 cents in and say its a video comparing diffrences not saying that america is wrong just the diffrences between two countries
Most European countries drive on the right. The only countries that drive on the left are UK, Ireland South Africa, Australia, New Zealand and a couple of European islands. Also rain boots in England are called Wellingtons or Welles for short.
Bro, you need to travel. Spend 2 years traveling outside of North America and you will realize that the American way of doing things is not the global default. You will not find an American who has worked and lived abroad who has not returned a completely changed person (for the better).
So what if he bashes American a little? Woopy doo, there's a lot of things about American worth bashing. Anyway there's lots of Aussie's and Kiwi's who love to shit stir American it's all in fun and humour. Don't take it so seriously LOL
They are used in farm work. Serviceable and practical. A slide and a jandal are different,the red ‘shit’ Is tomato sauce our version of ketchup…you need to travel to NZ and see it as it is. No! The water is enough use a toilet bush you are so triggered. If it’s dry you need to go see a Doctor you are very dehydrated.
They are used in farm work. Serviceable and practical. A slide and a jandal are different,the red ‘shit’ Is tomato sauce our version of ketchup…you need to travel to NZ and see it as it is.We pay our workers a decent wage. Minimum wage is $23.00 so we have to work 16 hours a day two jobs and big and grovel to people for tips! Our minimum wage is showing respect to our workers. Re Toilets… we do not waste water! You guys guys waste so much water because you think it’s never ending. America is infamous for its resource greed! I think you need to travel. I really think you need to travel.
Agreed our flag is ugly and looks like the Australian flag... Lol i still get confused 😂😂😂 But i do love the stars, the southern cross can always been found in our night skies ✨💜
Sorry I haven't been around Twan, had my Baby father's unveiling. Fun fact: this guy's kid plays ruggas and my son smooooooked his haha he lives just a street over
Islanders in your chat got me laughing too hard😂😂
I love them they crazy 😂
cracking me up
I think you misread the title lol. He’s saying what’s different between our two countries not we are the Alfa and omega and the only country to ever exist 😆 hilarious watching you get worked up. Also one thing he didn’t mention is we add tax on to our price tags so what we see is what we pay…I don’t understand why America have a price tag on everything without tax included. Yeah I learnt that the first time I went to pay for something and wondered why I was being charged more….and having travelled a lot…I think america is the only country that does that.
Wooooooowwww never realized that since I’m so used to it , that is kinda weird now I think about it
On the upside…Americans are great at working percentages cause you’re forced pretty much lol
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In most of the world , it's the employers responsibility to pay their workers. Not have them rely on the generosity of customers ,just to survive. If I work for you ,you pay me ,not some bloke down the road who thinks I did a good job. All of Europe drives on the right hand side. Most of the world used the imperial measuring system until we followed the French and used the metric system. It's easier for mathematical equations.
It’s a sausage on a stick covered in batter with tomato sauce , they are everywhere it’s so good . Our minimum wage is 20 dollars an hour but every company pays differently, I’m on 25.50 and including bonuses
Got a lil defensive on this one g💀 hahaha luv it
You make me laugh , in a good way, how you defend everything. Love the vid
Bro this dude speaks for himself not all of us.
Uh no he speaks for the majority of us
Those stars represent the southern cross star constellation which can only be seen in the southern hemisphere.He`s showing the difference not whos right......
And the British flag. NZ is part of the British commonwealth just like Australia.
He's not trolling, darlin. He's a comedian, taking the piss. We have a different sense of humour over here. Pretty sarcastic. Ironic and we take the piss out of ourselves alot. ❤
a lolly pop is a lolly pop, candy is lollies. we really don't do lolly stores, we just go the dairy or the supermarket
Hahahaha how worked up did you get 🤣🤣. He's just having a laugh.
Our min wage might be 20 dollar but the price of living in New Zealand is alot higher then most places
Rent alone is around $380 to $450 a week for a shitty 3bedroom in a shitty area (yes I said A WEEK)
Waaatt 😳😳🤦🏽😂
@@Twano2am I think u could get a 1 bedroom or 2 bedroom flat for around $180 or 220 a week but It be run down as fuck & probably a ex crack house & in a shitty area around shitty people
I think what we call a flat Americans call a unit? It's like a shitty little 1/2 bedroom connected to alot other shitty little 1/2 bedroom's
@@mereassassinates550 they make you pay weekly?
@@Twano2am Yeah weekly payment's. You could talk them in to paying monthly but it be Time's by 4 whatever the weekly rent is
Ok the most expensive city is Auckland. 3 bedroom house goes for $700 plus and not all are great in fact some property management companies need a good back hand for charging stupid amounts for rent. You want cheap rent in Auckland good luck unless you live in state housing cos that's wsy cheap🤣🤣
The biggest and probably the saddest thing we have that america doesnt,is our freedom, especially for african american's,here in nz it doesnt matter if you black,white,purple or orange,we dont have that aggressive racism thing,i mean racism is everywhere but coloured people are not targeted ,im maori my ancestors werent slaves they were warriors,its sad for african americans cz as much as they like to think thats their home,da white man will always remind them its not,we dont have that here,we are diverse,and humble till piss us off i spose lol,america has alotta things but nothing beats "freedom" or the right to live how u want and be who u are ,nomatter what that is... its sad but its true,btw: we dont need weapons or to call u.s for defence we dont cause sh×t with other countries,we are a peaceful country hence why people move here,some come in search of acceptance ,some just find people here are more down to earth we aint wit the fake stuff,it is what it is with us...what u see is what u get and we enjoy that lifestyle
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The gumboot tho 😂 mans was pressed lmaoooo
Left hand traffic is more unique than right hand traffic
Trust if you lived in New Zealand for 1 month trust bro that you would be saying lollies instead of candy....
4:28 and gumboots here in nz are not used just for rain a lot of jobs use them :)
Bruh flushing the toilet generally gets rid of any stains, but most of the time the shit doesn't land on the side of the bowl
Brah it's difference between NZ and USA not the world haha
And you don't eat Sausages Twan? Lol always making things sus haha
But the eggs thing is cos we don't pasteurize them so they don't need to be refrigerated.. but generally they last around 3 weeks from purchase.
We don’t have gallons of milk. We have the metric system over here. I have no idea of what a gallon is.
Though l do know the American gallon is not the same measurement as a British gallon.
The hotdog thing always confused me growing up. I would ask for a hotdog 🌭 and be given a corn dog and vice versa.
😂 them freaky as nz hotdogs
Damn bro, looked like you were getting in your feelings on this one. The brothers just poking fun being a troll and I'm sure you've noticed by now that this video was only about the difference between out 2 countries not which one is the best. Of course we'd always claim we're the best but that'd be mostly for the beautiful things in life such as minimum wage to the untouched natural beauty, our nuclear-free stance when our prime minister at the time showed the entire world that even for a small country we would not allow America to apply their bully tactics when they intended to barge in with their nuclear warships etc. Just funny how you got all competitive. Tell you what though, create your best fantasy football team of all time then remove all their pads and helmets and imagine them on a rugby field against the All Blacks. Who you got money on? lol
Still a fan of your content though so keep 'em coming.....ya big baby 🤣🤣🤣
The fact you think i had a serious issue
The toilet thing: Yeah, I guess having more water eliminate a significant amount of risk of leaving behind shit stains but there are things such as a toilet brush and various cleaning agents that can be used to remove such stains. Now you'd probably think, "why would you go through all the trouble off scrubbing shit of the sides when you could just solve that problem easily by adding more water?" Here's a good answer (in my opinion), less water use = less water waste. Isn't there an area in Utah that's basically a desert where some rich cunt decided to build a golf course who has to use a shit load of water just to maintain the vegetation? I recall watching a doco once and that rich cunt also applied for permission with the State to build a pipeline to a nearby river that's already being used to supply the entire West Coast, which even on it's best day is only filled to 54% capacity. Not to be dick bro, but America in general could probably learn a lot just by taking a look at how other countries live. It may even help our planet to rebuild rather than really only be able to do so by pulling a Thanos and wiping out half the population. Still a fan though....
@@Twano2am I know you didn't have an issue. It's kinda difficult for me to get my point across in the manner I intend it to be received. I guess that's a ME problem with using the written language as opposed to actually speaking. A forum where you had a 1 on 1 live conversation could be a good way to engage with your subscribers. I know I'd be keen to have a chat and few laughs, we can both take little digs at each other. It's all just banter and humour. Anyway, point is I didn't think you had a serious issue.
@@sonnyblaze9968 got you 💯🙏
@@Twano2am kia ora Cuzz hay us Kiwis love taking the piss out of anyone including ourselves if you can't take it don't give it and I know that all of my retarded friends which is all of my friends both of them if i haven't missed a payment to Keep them hanging around and agreeing with me will back me up or reverse over me I'm not fussed
The live comments from 18:34 - 18:41 🤣🤣💨
yes because us Nz like and appreciate our food cause most people in nz dont have food not saying us nz are poor but like we do generally appreciate our food
the stars on the flag is the sothern cross
In Australia, we call flip flops thongs. In America, I don't have to tell you what a thong is
We call them gum boots because the gum diggers used to wear them in NZ. Gum diggers where imigrants who came to NZ to dig up Kauri tree gum (it's worth a lot). Churr
"He's fukin lying" 😂
Love the shirt 💯🇳🇿
Yessirrr 💯
the donut one is alright be we call them creambuns
You have to store your eggs in the fridge because you wash them all at the factory which removes a natural protective layer
Reason why eggs are not stored in fridge in shops in NZ because it would cause condensation on your way home and this is what encourages contamination through the shell. When home place in refrigerator. If not in refrigerator it can be left out in dry, cool location for a week.
I think we in NZ and so many other countries use u.s slang and words because the majority of music is from the u.s.
Also we don't put bread in the freezer or fridge (or should I say refrigerator) and we also don't put eggs in the fridge/refrigerator bc... I forgot why 😁
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Haha “who you gon call if you get in a fight?” Lol we dont pick fights with countries to steal their oil, gold etc haha
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cos those are the stars you'll see the most at night when in nz they right above our heads at night & look exactly like how they are on the flags
We call at the shop in New Zealand
Omg! The toilet shot stain though. Hahaaaaaa!
Lol the stars on the nz flag represent the constellation of stars in the sky which represent the southern cross or crux:)
Lmfao toilet comparison 🚽👀
cuz........ the stars are representing the Southern cross constellation (orions belt\the pot) which you don't see in this configuration in the northern hemisphere so that's why the stars aren't evenly spaced because they aren't evenly spaced in the night sky....... so yeah BRUH, the stars on our flag make perfect sense!!!
A kiwi and an Australian walking through the countryside suddenly the kiwi sees a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence YIPPEE he shouts knocks the Australian over runs up to the sheep drop's his pants and Root's the sheep 45 minutes later does his THING turns to his Australian friend and says right oh mate your turn YIPPEE SHOUTS THE Australian drops his pants and sticks his head in the fence yippee
Oh man that USA toilet freaks me out! Imagine the splash back all over your behind 🤢🤮 And if you're mid pee & poo 🤮🤮🤮
No stains, we're courteous and know how to clean up after ourselves. Most have a scrubbing brush next to the toilet to clean any mess 👍🏼
Nahhhh the comments from nz when he's talking abt toilets😭😭 "we don't like the water going up our ass when we take a fat shit"
If you look at the stars at night and see the southern cross it looks exactly like that
You can only see the southern cross in the southern hemisphere not in the north where he is.
@@alastairdow-taylor4103 yeah I know I was just meaning that’s the way it’s laid out as he was saying they were randomly placed lol
This dude is suppost to be funny I'm yet to laugh at any of his vids kiwis sense of humour is pretty much non existent
Shut up
Why would I have a kiwi sense of humor ?? 😂 I’m from New Zealand? And stop watching buddy
And who told you I was supposed to be funny?????
You don’t even have no pf picture it’s always the non profile pics talkin crazy!!!
American humour is crude, sexist, and as funny as a chickens arsehole.
Though l will agree with you that the current Kiwi comedians are pretty bad. I don’t even find the Flight of the Concords funny.
We use to have really funny comedians.
Goggle Billy Te James - he was a Kiwi classic. He even had his own TV show.
However to appreciate a lot of his humour you need a good understanding of NZ history and the adverse settlement of NZ by the British.
He was so respected that he was honoured by been buried on Taupiri Mountain, where the Maori Kings and Queens are laid to rest.
The hotdogs in nz are made with sausages covered in batter
Yes bro bread can last upto months if you put it in the fridge
ye maybe but it's gonna be hard to invade NZ bc all the mountains and trees we don't cut mutch down
The stars on the new zealand flag stand for the southern cross
So like for the stain to leave you clean it.... And we leave the toilet brush next to the toilet... Isn't that just common sense😭
twano just wanna put my 20 cents in and say its a video comparing diffrences not saying that america is wrong just the diffrences between two countries
We say let's go to the shop to get lollies and lollipop is lollipop 🤣🤣the water level is to save on water uses more water more water waste
The mainstream heritage in NZ is England so we mostly use English English while Americans have a whole mishmash of cultural heritages.
I'm a security in New Zealand, my rate is $24
It's a constellation on the flag not some random stars it is an actual constellation.
Eggs don't go bad in 2 days! They're messing! They last ages - at least a month.
That's a matter of opinion personally I quite like my flag
No we don't have candy stores we Go to the dairy to get lollies
Your guys hot dog is different. Here in New Zealand. It's a hot dog on a stick. With sausage and and batter with tomato sauce.
There are 163 countries and territories that drive on the right side of the road, while 76 of them drive on the left.
20:28 no we just dont let nobody invade our country
Nz adult minimum wage is now $21.20
yea in America oculus quests like 200 or 300 here there are like 600
We do have a defence force. Which is army, air force and navy. Ya know like what most have. Idk why some kiwis don't know this lmao
He was making a joke, as our fighter jets were sold off
we put our bread in freezer so it don't go mouldy
The stars on the NZ flag is the Southern Cross
the stars on the nz flag is the southern cross
Most European countries drive on the right. The only countries that drive on the left are UK, Ireland South Africa, Australia, New Zealand and a couple of European islands. Also rain boots in England are called Wellingtons or Welles for short.
We don't call it Candy pop 🤣 don't listen to whoever said that bro he's capping fr lol
we dont have candystore except the what we call the corner store
its just dairy we dont even call it the corner store
2:12 my social studies teacher XD hes from america
NZ has an Airforce, Army and Nazy
I dont think anyone in newzealand has used those American slang words😂
14:06 ayoo twano what u doin XD
Alot of American slangs are used in NZ you'll literally find alot of people using it, especially the younger people
Bro, you need to travel. Spend 2 years traveling outside of North America and you will realize that the American way of doing things is not the global default.
You will not find an American who has worked and lived abroad who has not returned a completely changed person (for the better).
Ain't no way you guys the only country that drives on the right side
The stars are the southern cross
So what if he bashes American a little? Woopy doo, there's a lot of things about American worth bashing. Anyway there's lots of Aussie's and Kiwi's who love to shit stir American it's all in fun and humour. Don't take it so seriously LOL
We don’t get into conflict with other countries so no point in an airforce
Our waiters on $20-$30 hour
The stars reps the bright star
22 is minimum wage now that may have not been updated also we do litres not gallons
We call it lollypop in NZ n we ask for lollies not lolly
That hot dog. Is a frankfurt/savloy(red sausage) in batter. They mad but we call em Pluto Pupps in aus ahahh
They are used in farm work. Serviceable and practical. A slide and a jandal are different,the red ‘shit’ Is tomato sauce our version of ketchup…you need to travel to NZ and see it as it is. No! The water is enough use a toilet bush you are so triggered. If it’s dry you need to go see a Doctor you are very dehydrated.
10:55 no one.. ive heard no one say any of those
They are used in farm work. Serviceable and practical. A slide and a jandal are different,the red ‘shit’ Is tomato sauce our version of ketchup…you need to travel to NZ and see it as it is.We pay our workers a decent wage. Minimum wage is $23.00 so we have to work 16 hours a day two jobs and big and grovel to people for tips! Our minimum wage is showing respect to our workers. Re Toilets… we do not waste water! You guys guys waste so much water because you think it’s never ending. America is infamous for its resource greed! I think you need to travel. I really think you need to travel.
What's the stars for, please do some research. It's about matariki the start of the maori new year
Nah I call them lollipops. Hell is a candy pop
Both hot dogs that how to dad said, were both hot dogs they have here in nz. But the other hot dog just another type lol
the stars is the way exactly you see in nz sky
Agreed our flag is ugly and looks like the Australian flag... Lol i still get confused 😂😂😂
But i do love the stars, the southern cross can always been found in our night skies ✨💜
Sorry I haven't been around Twan, had my Baby father's unveiling.
Fun fact: this guy's kid plays ruggas and my son smooooooked his haha he lives just a street over
Also fuxking siiiiick top you got on 💯🙌
It’s all good algorithm I know you support 2am you always show love and thank you for that 💯🙏🏽
most of europe drives on the right side too, not just usa
Ayyyeee 💪💪
Australia has out back , nz and Aussie are best friends 😂
2 ltrs of milk $4.50 $5
Yeah, I don't really know why we call them gumboots
I feel like in America if you do a pooh it’s floating quarter inch below your bum