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  • @willhertzel5169
    @willhertzel5169 5 років тому +1525

    “Mammals are humans , chief”
    He a little confused but he got the right spirit

    • @rd8gamez679
      @rd8gamez679 5 років тому +36

      in his defence, he did say "maybe I am stupid" before that

    • @Arrslicker
      @Arrslicker 5 років тому +6

      I was going to comment on this, but you beat me to it. *tips hat
      Also, the other guy may have a point. Not entirely sure myself.

    • @yorihimewatatsuki7983
      @yorihimewatatsuki7983 5 років тому +6

      I feel like it's a play on the "England is in London" post shortly before it, personally.

    • @temmiefuntime1914
      @temmiefuntime1914 5 років тому +1

      @@yorihimewatatsuki7983 I thought the same thing

    • @YourLocalAntifascist
      @YourLocalAntifascist 4 роки тому +1

      I guess he wanted to say humans are mammals.

  • @happilyhadesbound
    @happilyhadesbound 5 років тому +3091

    "Mammals are humans, chief"
    Almost, Damien, almost.

    • @AdamAdver
      @AdamAdver 5 років тому +56

      Pranay Talati r/IHaveReddit

    • @ianimateonceinawhile3129
      @ianimateonceinawhile3129 5 років тому +73

      r/IUsesubredditsintheyoutubecommentsectionalot

    • @joshuabrint4078
      @joshuabrint4078 5 років тому +49

      Lil Animates r/irony

    • @dakotadirig7562
      @dakotadirig7562 5 років тому +49

      @@ianimateonceinawhile3129 r/idontseewhattheproblemiswiththat

    • @AdamAdver
      @AdamAdver 5 років тому +44

      r/WhatAreWeDoingWithOurLives

  • @Fightfire76767
    @Fightfire76767 5 років тому +170

    There are no Koalas within the amazonian rainforest... they're living in australia

    • @stupify7012
      @stupify7012 4 роки тому +1

      Idk if this is an r/whoosh or not

    • @Fightfire76767
      @Fightfire76767 4 роки тому +3

      @@stupify7012 me neither, that's why I commented it anyways DUH

    • @madengineer3485
      @madengineer3485 4 роки тому +2

      i have no idea if he's joking or not XD

    • @ethanfairbanks867
      @ethanfairbanks867 4 роки тому +2

      Also, she mentioned that he quote "had koalas at his house because of the fire", I don't think there are fires in the *RAIN* forest.

    • @madengineer3485
      @madengineer3485 4 роки тому +8

      @@ethanfairbanks867 there are fires in a rainforest, might sound unreal but there are

  • @cyberdemon7612
    @cyberdemon7612 5 років тому +549

    “Salmonella, never heard of it.”
    *sad brown-haired stick figure noises*

    • @RyuuRider
      @RyuuRider 5 років тому +33

      *Orchestral violin music stops*

    • @saber538
      @saber538 5 років тому +14

      *jazz music stops*

    • @dantalian269
      @dantalian269 5 років тому +24

      sad o nella academy

    • @rebel6301
      @rebel6301 5 років тому +15

      im happy that i understand this joke

    • @aronblancia2272
      @aronblancia2272 5 років тому +8

      Go check out sam o nella academy if u r reading dis

  • @mjolnirsoul9214
    @mjolnirsoul9214 5 років тому +1313

    Damien: makes fun of the london england thing
    also Damien: Mammals are humans

    • @Prushka
      @Prushka 5 років тому +28

      I paused for a sec to process what he said

    • @dakotakade3547
      @dakotakade3547 5 років тому +44

      Humans ARE mammals. Just like monkeys are mammals. Not all mammals are humans, but all humans are certainly mammals.

    • @LikingLurker
      @LikingLurker 5 років тому +48

      @@dakotakade3547 everyone knows that, S theking just pointed that damien said that mammals are humans, when he wanted to say humans are mammals. r/wooosh

    • @filipposaccani2135
      @filipposaccani2135 5 років тому +33

      @@dakotakade3547 talk for yourself. I'm not a mammal i lay eggs

    • @Rogeryoo
      @Rogeryoo 5 років тому +14

      @@filipposaccani2135 what if you're a platypus, though?
      And I sure hope I'm not doing a woooosh rn.

  • @dripsiclol
    @dripsiclol 5 років тому +262

    *Next r/Murderedbywords video*
    Dead meat : “Welcome back to the kill count!”

    • @Awesomepiggygaming
      @Awesomepiggygaming 4 роки тому +12

      My name is James a janisse

    • @RukasuShiota
      @RukasuShiota 4 роки тому +14

      And today, we will be looking at r/Murderedbywords

    • @hackamorearts336
      @hackamorearts336 4 роки тому +1

      bruh

    • @WolfyFancyLads
      @WolfyFancyLads 4 роки тому +1

      Dead meat: A term for every man's penis after lockdown ends.

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 4 роки тому

      @@WolfyFancyLads that joke was better when he got sponsored by a ball shaving company

  • @warren5037
    @warren5037 5 років тому +291

    0:41
    Damien : australien
    German and french : are we a joke to you?

    • @l0rdzie117
      @l0rdzie117 5 років тому +5

      And swdish.

    • @iceblade732
      @iceblade732 5 років тому +18

      point is, the flag is the one from new zealand

    • @jayive34
      @jayive34 5 років тому +2

      @J. D. Australien is the adjective meaning 'from Australia'.

    • @bxbblxtxx7771
      @bxbblxtxx7771 5 років тому

      Warren Lam Also: Bist and und

    • @Koelacanth-t8y
      @Koelacanth-t8y 5 років тому +1

      Can’t forget about swden

  • @whiteasian4990
    @whiteasian4990 5 років тому +218

    “Maybe I’m just stupid but mammals are human chief.”
    You sure ‘bout that?

    • @MarkusDarkess
      @MarkusDarkess 5 років тому

      Well he wasn't wrong... " Maybe I am just stupid". Lol but still enjoy the content

    • @michaelpereira6990
      @michaelpereira6990 5 років тому

      he said maybe im just stupid

    • @Evelyn-nf6os
      @Evelyn-nf6os 5 років тому

      No se rick, parece falso!

    • @indigoandromeda239
      @indigoandromeda239 5 років тому

      @@MarkusDarkess he wasnt wrong? u ok chief?

    • @MarkusDarkess
      @MarkusDarkess 5 років тому

      @@indigoandromeda239 he said "maybe I am stupid". I I say maybe I am stupid but fish Don't need water . I am not wrong. Because I am stupid about that fact.

  • @prinzessinpummelfee7495
    @prinzessinpummelfee7495 5 років тому +527

    “Australien“ is just the German word for Australia

  • @davidci
    @davidci 5 років тому +439

    Never thought I would see Damien shout out James A. Janisse, but here we are.

  • @pur3demon0wn
    @pur3demon0wn 5 років тому +301

    "mammals are human"
    In that case my dog needs to start paying bills around this house.

    • @cleanwater3180
      @cleanwater3180 5 років тому +4

      Well I'd say so

    • @pur3demon0wn
      @pur3demon0wn 5 років тому +6

      @Cmdr. Lewdiepie N..no, bad human bad

    • @dipper1319
      @dipper1319 5 років тому +6

      @Cmdr. Lewdiepie what in the actual fuck

    • @voxicwaste
      @voxicwaste 5 років тому +4

      @Cmdr. Lewdiepie Sir/Miss, are you ok?

    • @herbwert
      @herbwert 5 років тому

      I'm scared, but I'm also glad to see your profile pic and username are true to you.

  • @arthurothewisebread
    @arthurothewisebread 4 роки тому +66

    8:15 Excuse me? I'm brazilian and I'm pretty sure that there's no koalas in the Amazon rainforest lmao

    • @ninprestendo5193
      @ninprestendo5193 4 роки тому

      there isnt lmao

    • @apparatus2808
      @apparatus2808 3 роки тому +3

      I can't tell if it was the fact that Koalas aren't in the Amazon or that they thought it was Amazon the company.
      Wait a minute...

  • @Jay_ish
    @Jay_ish 5 років тому +484

    “Australien” is german for australia
    idk if the pic was taken in germany or not so....

  • @leetlebob8203
    @leetlebob8203 5 років тому +164

    “Mammals are humans chief” you got that mixed up chief.

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man 5 років тому +2

      Well, about 7 billion mammals *are* human

    • @NamedKid10
      @NamedKid10 5 років тому

      and mammals are a type of animal chief.

  • @scp_redacted989
    @scp_redacted989 5 років тому +31

    I absolutely lost it when he said "peepee poopoo" and it was a real person. 😂😂😂

  • @mage6475
    @mage6475 5 років тому +134

    "Peepee poopoo"
    -Justin, 2k19
    I can't stop cracking up

  • @LePrinceFlo
    @LePrinceFlo 4 роки тому +47

    Australien is french for Australian. The fail in the picture is the flag: this is the New Zealand flag.

  • @backmark8173
    @backmark8173 5 років тому +208

    It's official, we're the stupidest living things ever.

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man 5 років тому +12

      Koalas are pretty dumb too, can't even identify their *only food source* if it's on a plate

    • @thespaceeditor8611
      @thespaceeditor8611 5 років тому +4

      You’re just now realizing that😂! A mother took her probably like 6 year old kid to a R rated movie😆!

    • @ploperdung
      @ploperdung 5 років тому

      I guess you haven't seen a kangaroo..

    • @tracks6984
      @tracks6984 5 років тому

      Back Mark not dumb as ants..
      They can’t even think

    • @issacalleyne8665
      @issacalleyne8665 5 років тому +2

      No, it's just that when other animals do stupid things, they can't put it on the internet.

  • @JustARegularPylon
    @JustARegularPylon 5 років тому +175

    "we are coming for you James A. Janiesse"
    Love that quote.

  • @wahoodotwav
    @wahoodotwav 5 років тому +157

    "iPhone allegedly turned him gay"
    i don't need an iPhone for that lmao

    • @senbontorii2680
      @senbontorii2680 4 роки тому +4

      You just a really ugly woman or something?

    • @timetraintripster1356
      @timetraintripster1356 4 роки тому +24

      “Mom, I’m gay.” “It’s because of that damn phone.”

    • @thekyleprojekt7996
      @thekyleprojekt7996 4 роки тому

      @@senbontorii2680 OP is either a woman that looks like a man or a man who acts and looks like a woman. Either way its gross

    • @timetraintripster1356
      @timetraintripster1356 4 роки тому

      Landon Britt lol😂🤣

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 4 роки тому

      That Weird Kid From High School
      What? That doesn’t even make sense.

  • @juanpunchman2868
    @juanpunchman2868 5 років тому +247

    9:22
    “Mammals are humans”
    -Damien 2019

    • @ashenmutant1836
      @ashenmutant1836 5 років тому +9

      @nick bond nah man mammals are humans

    • @TheRealJackee4
      @TheRealJackee4 5 років тому +2

      wait. somebody already said "Mammals are human" -Damien 2019. freakin jerk

    • @juanpunchman2868
      @juanpunchman2868 5 років тому +2

      I crie

    • @celestialtree709
      @celestialtree709 5 років тому +3

      @Juan Cortez Muro not all dreams come true.

    • @artoliann
      @artoliann 5 років тому +2

      @Juan Cortez Muro you don't see anyone else advertising their channels do you? Well don't advertise yours

  • @extrathiccboi9397
    @extrathiccboi9397 5 років тому +177

    I’m calling my birthday “out of the womb day” now

    • @arsonist_garfield4576
      @arsonist_garfield4576 5 років тому +6

      Oh wow

    • @skibiditoiletHUGEFAN99
      @skibiditoiletHUGEFAN99 5 років тому +10

      happy out of the womb day to you happy out of the womb day to you happy out of the womb day dear you happy out of the womb day to y o u

    • @rivviegobrr714
      @rivviegobrr714 5 років тому +7

      Escape day

    • @Glowbloom0404
      @Glowbloom0404 5 років тому +4

      i wasn't birthed, i was r e m o v e d
      honestly tho i was cus i was born via c-section

    • @jrseahorse5886
      @jrseahorse5886 5 років тому

      Out of the womb anniversary

  • @GuzzlingJuice
    @GuzzlingJuice 4 роки тому +93

    "mammals are humans cheif."
    YOU HAVE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY
    also good vid

    • @GuzzlingJuice
      @GuzzlingJuice 4 роки тому

      @Brett Woffington finally someone who knows what this bird is.

    • @Brettastic8740
      @Brettastic8740 4 роки тому

      Magic Man my favorite animal with opossum coming in second

    • @GuzzlingJuice
      @GuzzlingJuice 4 роки тому

      @@Brettastic8740 it better be.

    • @OfficialFoxGamingYT
      @OfficialFoxGamingYT 3 роки тому

      animals are smarter than the average human.

  • @zuccx99
    @zuccx99 5 років тому +71

    "The hubble telescope is on Earth."-Damien 2019
    We never forget Damien, we don't.

  • @kimishou
    @kimishou 5 років тому +147

    "The submarine is to the sea what the aeroplane is to the sky"
    Well yes, but statically there are more planes in the ocean than subs in the sky.

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 5 років тому +2

      How do we get more subs in the sky?

    • @mr.awesome7361
      @mr.awesome7361 5 років тому +4

      @@Gloomdrake there are no subs in the sky but sometimes planes crash or are shot down and fall into the ocean

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 5 років тому +7

      Mr. Awesome Yes, I know, I’m not THAT dumb. The point was to see if anyone would answer, “blow them into the sky” or “lift them up with balloons,” but instead you assume I don’t get the joke.

    • @newriechren2343
      @newriechren2343 5 років тому

      Wings! Put some chicken wings and you got youself a flying sub!
      Tho there is some problem... Apple is the company that makes the wings so..... Expect the price to be 999,9999,999.99 thinking the sub is included.

    • @fearxhusky114
      @fearxhusky114 5 років тому

      More planes into buildings than submarines in buildings

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 5 років тому +22

    (0:42) "Australien" is not in English, and that spelling is correct.
    What you did miss is that it is actually the flag of New Zealand, which has red stars. Australia has white stars, and one additional under the Union Jack.

  • @KittyLitterYT
    @KittyLitterYT 5 років тому +438

    "something Damien said"
    -Damien, 2019
    -every goddam commenter, 2019

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 5 років тому +1

      “Something Damien said” - Damien, 2012
      Is that better?

    • @kamransajid1036
      @kamransajid1036 5 років тому

      HA HA HA

    • @cr45hologics
      @cr45hologics 5 років тому +1

      "something Damien said"
      -Damien 2019
      -every goddamn commenter
      -literally every comment commenter

    • @jeykies3745
      @jeykies3745 5 років тому

      Catfight Animations yeah

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 5 років тому

      Santiago Blastre No, you’re just quoting him from 2012

  • @Mooneron
    @Mooneron 5 років тому +302

    The "Australien" one is just the German Word for Australia.

    • @0Onyx13
      @0Onyx13 5 років тому +73

      Yeah... imagine other languages existing, mindblowing! I facepalmed at the facepalm

    • @thanmad
      @thanmad 5 років тому +11

      P O L E N

    • @miralysmaederi4779
      @miralysmaederi4779 5 років тому +32

      It's also the French word for "Australian"

    • @bulletslime5704
      @bulletslime5704 5 років тому +18

      also thats the flag for NZ

    • @therussianmisfit8197
      @therussianmisfit8197 5 років тому +2

      Is it I’m Australian and even I didn’t know that

  • @leafylilac
    @leafylilac 5 років тому +174

    "Australien"
    *shows New Zealand's flag*

    • @gfatreak2
      @gfatreak2 5 років тому +14

      ThatOneLeafyGal yeah the joke wasn’t Austr-alien... I think this must’ve been in a German class room as that’s just the German word for Australia. They must’ve mixed up the flags in class 🙈

    • @lia5911
      @lia5911 5 років тому

      ThatOneLeafyGal YES!

    • @egechicken9218
      @egechicken9218 4 роки тому +2

      Australien = Österreich

    • @ssspendrups
      @ssspendrups 4 роки тому +2

      also the word for Australia in Swedish. (I'm Swedish) :) hi

    • @venice8957
      @venice8957 4 роки тому

      @Gmtry r/woooosh

  • @svenrichter3163
    @svenrichter3163 5 років тому +135

    "Sometimes i'm a und kinda guy"
    Und = and
    -Damien 2019

  • @dracodistortion9447
    @dracodistortion9447 5 років тому +56

    "Submarines are to the sea as airplanes are to the sky"
    -Damien, 1327 A.D.

  • @sirashley2355
    @sirashley2355 5 років тому +4

    5:50 the reason people leave ratings for places they havent been is because Google will keep pestering you with notifications to rate the place just because you drove by the plaza where the place is until you rate it. its a paid feature offered by google paid for by the companies. so the company is going to suffer if they are going to just keep forcing themselves into the phones of people just going about their day minding their own business.

  • @KanSanyara
    @KanSanyara 5 років тому +266

    "What do you think rated R means?"
    Ready for kids?

    • @RealGrayKnight
      @RealGrayKnight 5 років тому +13

      [GC] D4rk3R R u ready kids

    • @Snorplicus
      @Snorplicus 5 років тому +5

      [Redacted]

    • @petar20
      @petar20 5 років тому +3

      @@Snorplicus R as in *[DATA EXPUNGED]*

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 5 років тому +1

      @@RealGrayKnight Aye aye Honorable Chairman!

    • @shadowslayer205
      @shadowslayer205 5 років тому +1

      @@ninjabluefyre3815 Then stop asking questions and get back to work!

  • @tapatioman8411
    @tapatioman8411 5 років тому +40

    Damien:I love dead meat
    Zombies: happiness noises
    Also thanks Damien for saying you love me

  • @queueuof
    @queueuof 4 роки тому +53

    10:10
    This is actually a German question from Duolingo
    Und = And
    Bist meant am or a (?)

    • @Kiwi42
      @Kiwi42 4 роки тому +4

      Bist is equivalent to "are", specifcally du bist = you are while sie sind = they are

    • @diamondorebama5501
      @diamondorebama5501 4 роки тому +1

      Also I like the way mispronounced “und” pretty funny

    • @dr.stoner7341
      @dr.stoner7341 4 роки тому

      you missed the point lol. ofc its an actual question, thats what the post in r/facepalm was making fun of lol. they're making fun of the fact that its obsurdly easy given the cross cognate.

    • @queueuof
      @queueuof 4 роки тому

      gabe jacob
      Yes I know, I’m giving more info about what the hell was happening.

    • @Peh513
      @Peh513 2 роки тому

      Bist is are

  • @fy1727
    @fy1727 5 років тому +123

    "Actually the amazon rainforest, I have koala's in my home right now"
    My brain:. . . . . .wait . . . K-Koala's?
    Ya sure, mate?
    Me: nah seems complety reasonable

    • @ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603
      @ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603 5 років тому +4

      Thought. The same

    • @tasty_ham
      @tasty_ham 5 років тому +16

      Yeah koalas aren’t in the Amazon

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 5 років тому +16

      I think this guy was just trolling this lady

    • @kronoxot
      @kronoxot 5 років тому +5

      Koalas are from Australia

    • @ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603
      @ifyouwoooshmeyouhavesmallp7603 5 років тому +10

      @@otaking3582 i dont think he was trolling i think he wanted to make a inpression but completely fucked up without her noticing

  • @muttimerkel2706
    @muttimerkel2706 5 років тому +69

    "Australien" is actually the german way of writing australia

    • @daddymememaster5432
      @daddymememaster5432 5 років тому +5

      That wasn't the facepalm I think

    • @l0rdzie117
      @l0rdzie117 5 років тому +10

      Because it's the flag of New Zealand.

    • @mactony4
      @mactony4 5 років тому

      Of French

    • @rebecca4680
      @rebecca4680 5 років тому +4

      The actual facepalm in that pic is that the flag shown is New Zealand’s, but it’s labelled Australia.

    • @muttimerkel2706
      @muttimerkel2706 5 років тому +1

      Ok ok i guys i get it i got wooshed but i will leave the comment there for the jokes

  • @KumaraDosha
    @KumaraDosha 5 років тому +20

    "What is a shawl?" also goes in r/facepalm; what a coincidence!

  • @literally-defective
    @literally-defective 5 років тому +68

    "from what age can babies fly?" I would guess...they mean in a plane....

    • @erikanzenmtb3124
      @erikanzenmtb3124 5 років тому +3

      literally-defective oof

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 5 років тому +8

      I did not think of this... that is a very good question.

    • @simon_969
      @simon_969 5 років тому +2

      Yeah I think it means that

    • @1manApocalypse_CP
      @1manApocalypse_CP 5 років тому +2

      It's still worded really funny though.

    • @mantequilla404
      @mantequilla404 5 років тому +1

      A baby's larval stage usually lasts until about 18 months or so. They then (or than, for you Americans) find a secluded place to form a chrysalis, which they will emerge from in 2-3 weeks. It then takes about 12 hours for their wings to dry before they can fly.

  • @JinxiMX
    @JinxiMX 5 років тому +67

    8:17
    "I have koalas outside my house because of the fire"
    Me:... Koalas are endemic to Australia but okay?
    9:20
    "Mammals are humans"
    As a zoology major, I'm dying internally. Send help.

    • @Shelf0808
      @Shelf0808 5 років тому +1

      Xd

    • @christophertaylor824
      @christophertaylor824 5 років тому +7

      Yes! I was like "koalas?? In the Amazon? What?"

    • @lSimplySmilel
      @lSimplySmilel 5 років тому +1

      Yea that had me fucked up for a second thought i misread and misheard

    • @lavashark3974
      @lavashark3974 5 років тому

      As a Brazilian , the koala one messed me up aswell

    • @e-phexon
      @e-phexon 5 років тому

      @@lavashark3974 Então né...

  • @idontevenknowwhy3655
    @idontevenknowwhy3655 4 роки тому +9

    "Everyone from England is from London"
    No we are not

  • @NicholeParker
    @NicholeParker 5 років тому +320

    People bitching about R rated movies being R rated drive me crazy

    • @killpuddle9977
      @killpuddle9977 5 років тому +33

      It's exactly the same as parents complaining about kids playing 18 rated games

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 5 років тому +19

      People are stupid

    • @Joker-uh4yr
      @Joker-uh4yr 5 років тому +1

      @@AFarmerCalledChicken You do know you're counted as one of them right?

    • @Joker-uh4yr
      @Joker-uh4yr 5 років тому +2

      @Davin Kum Non-american pest go away

    • @tenbillionfliescantbewrong9238
      @tenbillionfliescantbewrong9238 5 років тому +2

      children drive me crazy too. especially the ones on this comment thread they piss me off the most.

  • @linusmadsen8037
    @linusmadsen8037 5 років тому +167

    “Australien” is the way we spell Australia in Danish

    • @TheStarmanic96
      @TheStarmanic96 5 років тому +15

      and in Swedish too.

    • @omega-max5347
      @omega-max5347 5 років тому +18

      and in German too.

    • @MerleTrains
      @MerleTrains 5 років тому +20

      the point is that its an New Zealandish flag, which Damien didnt notice.

    • @omega-max5347
      @omega-max5347 5 років тому +3

      @@MerleTrains don't break the streak.

    • @MerleTrains
      @MerleTrains 5 років тому +4

      @@omega-max5347 oh shit. Err, i meant...
      and in German too too.

  • @YK-hh7vs
    @YK-hh7vs 5 років тому +34

    7:05 I'm pretty sure that's meant to be in the context of flying in airplanes and not literally the action of flying... so...

  • @RetroBlockade
    @RetroBlockade 5 років тому +30

    9:20 "Maybe I'm just stupid but mammals are humans, right?"
    Facepalm

    • @SennaHawx
      @SennaHawx 5 років тому +3

      I was hoping Damien was just following up on the England/London thingy

    • @kurtgrgelwrx8376
      @kurtgrgelwrx8376 5 років тому +1

      @@SennaHawx let us hope, yes

  • @plantgang886
    @plantgang886 5 років тому +142

    Google: Is the moon a planet?
    Damien: No
    Also Damien: Yeah, googling if the moon is full tonight instead of looking outside is the only plausible thing here
    Also Also Damien: Mammals are humans

    • @devincetee5335
      @devincetee5335 5 років тому +12

      Maybe it's daytime?

    • @de4dRabbit
      @de4dRabbit 5 років тому +11

      Actually, the moon isn't classified as a planet. It's classified as a satellite. This is because the moon doesn't orbit the sun.
      (However, I may be wrong)

    • @bigawesomewatermelon9511
      @bigawesomewatermelon9511 5 років тому +5

      @@de4dRabbit You are right. A moon orbits a planet, a planet orbits a star.

    • @blue_kobolt1785
      @blue_kobolt1785 5 років тому

      Well said. 👏🏻

    • @izanagisburden9465
      @izanagisburden9465 5 років тому +1

      Try looking at the moon one day before or after full moon... it still looks full

  • @KarenF
    @KarenF 5 років тому +7

    The fact that he said that he loves the channel Dead Meat makes me love this channel 10 times more

  • @TheNomad94
    @TheNomad94 5 років тому +58

    Damien: "London is a city and England is a country, stupid"
    Also Damien: "Mammals are humans"

  • @blulikefriendlyhit1213
    @blulikefriendlyhit1213 5 років тому +17

    EmKay: Makes fun of guy that says everyone in England is from London
    Also EmKay: Mammals are humans

  • @lethfuil
    @lethfuil 4 роки тому +7

    "chaotic neutral, or chaotic evil?"
    Chaotic subscribed, that's for sure.

  • @zornking1
    @zornking1 5 років тому +72

    “They’re gonna fall out like a *pile of* dominos”
    - Damien 2019

    • @andreascool
      @andreascool 5 років тому

      I'm leaving that like button on 69 likes

  • @adankerr
    @adankerr 5 років тому +47

    My name is Leo, therefore I do not exist.

  • @naomiseadragon2676
    @naomiseadragon2676 4 роки тому +20

    Okay, I've seen the one at 8:13 dozens of times and it just upsets me when he says he works with koalas in the Amazon Rainforest. Koalas are in Australia, not South America's Amazon Rainforest. There is a chance that she lied about what that guy said entirely and this is based entirely on her knowledge but come on! This is basic information!

    • @esco5593
      @esco5593 4 роки тому

      I got confused af when I read that but I didn't know why, now I know

  • @trinity4440
    @trinity4440 5 років тому +311

    comment section:
    99% people quoting damian saying “mammals are humans”
    1% this

    • @DeanL6_
      @DeanL6_ 5 років тому +3

      There are not enough comments about dead meat. We need to make more

    • @sineadthomas2024
      @sineadthomas2024 4 роки тому +1

      There are also lots about Australien being German

    • @kits6369
      @kits6369 4 роки тому

      dead meat

  • @NoVoiceChanger
    @NoVoiceChanger 5 років тому +301

    Everyone in the comments lives in 2019. Neat.

    • @gloop3621
      @gloop3621 5 років тому +11

      Austrailians living in 6102

    • @hayleywillis6758
      @hayleywillis6758 5 років тому +2

      Not if their dead

    • @zedantXiang
      @zedantXiang 5 років тому

      I'm still stuck in the past since that night

    • @toadssugar
      @toadssugar 5 років тому +1

      @@zedantXiang wake up Zedant, this is your concience trying to wake you up. Come on Zedant, your wife misses you.

    • @jacobkrout1627
      @jacobkrout1627 5 років тому

      anyone watching in 2019

  • @Derethevil
    @Derethevil 4 роки тому +8

    "You don't kill a cow to make cheese."
    Are you sure about that?

    • @kyanbult7764
      @kyanbult7764 4 роки тому

      Yes you need the milk of the cow

    • @Derethevil
      @Derethevil 4 роки тому

      @@kyanbult7764 Wrong. To make real cheese, you need to kill a calf. You need the calfs lab to make cheese. Real cheese.

  • @lampshade2536
    @lampshade2536 5 років тому +27

    Roses are red,
    I love Dr. Phil,
    Hi I’m James A. Janisse,
    And let’s get to the kills

  • @mystery5906
    @mystery5906 5 років тому +36

    why is "from what age can babies fly" a facepalm? isnt it pretty obvious that theyre asking about, yknow, planes? am i just missing something?

    • @crime2819
      @crime2819 4 роки тому

      It might have been for planes
      It might have been for actual flying
      It could a been the 40,000
      *The world it a mystery.*

    • @allyandbayleesstudio9822
      @allyandbayleesstudio9822 4 роки тому

      I think the person who posted the post thinks that it means human babies

  • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
    @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 4 роки тому +6

    "Homeless man under house arrest"
    That's just a straight up Mitch Hedberg joke

  • @alli9853
    @alli9853 5 років тому +74

    "Mammals are human too"
    Damien 2019

    • @juanpunchman2868
      @juanpunchman2868 5 років тому +1

      Orange Watermelon Beat me to the Juan punch

    • @baamnight6878
      @baamnight6878 5 років тому

      I died here

    • @thecarrierpigeon6657
      @thecarrierpigeon6657 5 років тому

      Orange Watermelon I don’t get it *cries *

    • @baamnight6878
      @baamnight6878 5 років тому

      @@thecarrierpigeon6657 All humans are mammals but not all mammals are humans if you were being serious.

    • @juanpunchman2868
      @juanpunchman2868 5 років тому

      Orange Watermelon I gift my like from my comment to you

  • @williamward2763
    @williamward2763 5 років тому +13

    >koala
    >amazon rainforest
    :thinkyface:

    • @elgamer3003
      @elgamer3003 5 років тому +1

      🤔

    • @kiyaluque
      @kiyaluque 5 років тому +2

      Yeah as someone whose family is South American, and who was born and lives in Australia that one threw me the fuck off, don’t know why more people aren’t talking about it in the comments

  • @angelomulara9316
    @angelomulara9316 5 років тому +7

    Emkay: "mammals are humans chief"
    Me: he is speaking the language of gods

  • @TheCottonCandySistersYt
    @TheCottonCandySistersYt 5 років тому +17

    "ppppffffttt mwahahahahHaHHaHa."
    -Emkay 2019 (AKA Damian)

  • @ScientistCat
    @ScientistCat 5 років тому +34

    Oh, "Australien" is actually the French word for, well, Australian.

    • @RallenCaptura
      @RallenCaptura 5 років тому +7

      And the German word for, well, Australia which was actually meant in the picture.

    • @webfish5563
      @webfish5563 5 років тому +4

      The point is that it is not an Australian flag

    • @Kiwii_Sports
      @Kiwii_Sports 5 років тому +2

      @@webfish5563 As a Kiwi I am not surprised by definitely disappointed by that part

  • @ThatBoi-yp9ce
    @ThatBoi-yp9ce 4 роки тому +13

    Is the moon a planet
    Damien: No
    Me thinking about his brain: "wut is going on in there"

    • @herbalteaa5882
      @herbalteaa5882 4 роки тому +5

      But it's not?? The moon isn't a planet, it orbits the Earth. All of the planets in out solar system orbit the Sun.

    • @Fish_152
      @Fish_152 4 роки тому +1

      Fish

    • @herbalteaa5882
      @herbalteaa5882 4 роки тому

      @@Fish_152 I just came

    • @ThatBoi-yp9ce
      @ThatBoi-yp9ce 4 роки тому

      R/wooosh

  • @credulouspottery7400
    @credulouspottery7400 5 років тому +7

    5:48 "Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal"
    Not the hero we wanted, but the hero his dog needed

  • @bababooey9390
    @bababooey9390 5 років тому +36

    Roses are red,
    Fish have gills,
    I’m James A. Janeese,
    Let’s get to the kills

  • @Ratchet4647
    @Ratchet4647 5 років тому +1

    Amazon guy was probably lying.
    Koalas are native to Australia not the Amazon, which is in South America.
    There's almost no reason why he'd have Koalas at his house as someone who works "in the Amazon", whatever the heck that is supposed to mean in this context.

  • @consolegamer9791
    @consolegamer9791 5 років тому +61

    9:20 "Mammals are humans chief"
    -Damien 2019
    you mean Humans are Mammals?
    I hope this was a joke

    • @ywoisug8845
      @ywoisug8845 5 років тому +2

      I hope THIS was w joke.

    • @231er34
      @231er34 5 років тому

      Mammals are human though

    • @user-ho1cs9kv9m
      @user-ho1cs9kv9m 5 років тому +3

      An American Potato I hope your joking

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man 5 років тому +2

      Well, about 7 billion mammals *are* human

  • @professorsimosuchus7954
    @professorsimosuchus7954 5 років тому +8

    8:10 double facepalm, koalas dont live in the amazon

  • @dylans3553
    @dylans3553 5 років тому +9

    That chick that keyed the Tesla happened at my school lmao

  • @thtguy-fr9ny
    @thtguy-fr9ny 5 років тому +43

    "James is an amazing UA-camr"
    *well yes, but actually yes*

    • @DeanL6_
      @DeanL6_ 5 років тому +2

      You had me at the first 2 quarters I’m not gonna lie

    • @DeanL6_
      @DeanL6_ 5 років тому +1

      I meant 2 thirds

    • @c0smicc0re
      @c0smicc0re 5 років тому +1

      That's Damien
      Edit: This is a joke ok

    • @DeanL6_
      @DeanL6_ 5 років тому

      GODAMNIT I MEANT 3 QUARTERS

  • @megtanz2992
    @megtanz2992 5 років тому +9

    The most face-Palm moment was the guy who said he has koalas from the Amazon in his house. 😫

    • @SquedMoyai
      @SquedMoyai 5 років тому +3

      There is no koalas in the Amazon what was he talking about?

  • @nekopet6168
    @nekopet6168 5 років тому +5

    7:04 it is an important question to know actually, though the phrasing sounds like a good facepalm. There is a certain age that babies have to be in order to be taken on a plane due to health concerns.

  • @sunkingozy5051
    @sunkingozy5051 5 років тому +16

    8:17 r/therewasanotherattempt there are no koalas in amazon

  • @zitatoth9458
    @zitatoth9458 5 років тому +4

    6:12 what's even more neat is when he yeets you with that giant sword like: "DEMACIA!" and you die. Yikes

  • @sydkropp6526
    @sydkropp6526 3 роки тому

    THE DEAD MEAT SHOUT OUT THO love both of yalls channels so much

  • @MaddysinLeigh
    @MaddysinLeigh 5 років тому +9

    8:15 but koala’s are from Australia, not a rain forest...

  • @idontknowagoodname1108
    @idontknowagoodname1108 5 років тому +19

    R/therewasattempt is a subreddit about attempted facepalms
    *change my mind*

    • @tobeyx7
      @tobeyx7 5 років тому

      O_O

    • @DeanL6_
      @DeanL6_ 5 років тому

      No

    • @athakuiang6108
      @athakuiang6108 5 років тому

      It's also about people trying to do something but it's either too hard or they can't physically do it, so they leave it just as that, and the evidence is clear

  • @tomdragamer
    @tomdragamer 4 роки тому +4

    8:06 Koalas are native to Australia and do not live in the Amazon rain forest so I'm confused when he says he works for Amazon and in his words "as in the rain forest" how does he have koalas?

    • @lunariousmoon
      @lunariousmoon 3 роки тому

      Im not asking becauss I'll get whooshed

    • @tomdragamer
      @tomdragamer 3 роки тому

      @@lunariousmoon You won't get wooshed, I was just confused as to why someone said "the rainforest" and "koalas" in the same sentence in the video as usually they live in bushland, but I realise a year later its probably this:
      Northern Australia does have rainforests so maybe koalas chill out in the rainforest up there.

    • @lunariousmoon
      @lunariousmoon 3 роки тому

      @@tomdragamer i was confused about that part too, Nd i was like " Wait what? The amazon is in South America, and Koalas are native to Australia"

    • @tomdragamer
      @tomdragamer 3 роки тому

      @@lunariousmoon I’d forgotten that because the north of this country is close to the equator, it does have some rainforests up there so I assume some koalas ended up moving in. It’s been a while since I was in a geography class XD

  • @muscariia
    @muscariia 5 років тому +13

    "Mammals are humans"
    one of many reasons we love damien.

  • @hansdietrich83
    @hansdietrich83 5 років тому +8

    "His face, scalped" EmKay, 2019

  • @ella-ub5th
    @ella-ub5th 5 років тому +10

    When the girl who was screaming about the r rated movie, uh, she made that on my birthday. I'm ashamed.

  • @mehnamehazim
    @mehnamehazim 5 років тому +12

    This subreddit is literally the "hmm yes the floor is made out of floor" meme

    • @DeanL6_
      @DeanL6_ 5 років тому +2

      That’s r/technicallythetruth. This is r/facepalm

  • @nirmodhalasz366
    @nirmodhalasz366 5 років тому +33

    “und” is “and” in German.
    Just commented it if someone wanted to know.

    • @simplykathrynrebeca
      @simplykathrynrebeca 5 років тому +1

      Thx

    • @christiankneupper7011
      @christiankneupper7011 5 років тому +1

      ja genau. That looks like dulingo fucked up. Bist is the second person singular present conjugation of sein, (to be), und is a coordinating conjunction meaning and. I'm doing a semester abroad in Germany right now. Love the language its so orderly, precise, and logical. Pizza is just Pizza

    • @kristimeads563
      @kristimeads563 5 років тому

      @@christiankneupper7011 neat

    • @mollybarlow7333
      @mollybarlow7333 5 років тому

      und???

  • @hobojoe4494
    @hobojoe4494 5 років тому +688

    Dude the post about
    “When can babies fly” means flying in an airplane

    • @ulquiorraamv759
      @ulquiorraamv759 5 років тому +61

      I was wondering if anybody else was going to point it out. It's only a facepalm because people don't get what was actually being searched.

    • @BloodAndCookiesx
      @BloodAndCookiesx 5 років тому +6

      Legit just paused the video to scroll down and see if it was pointed out by anyone.

    • @Joker-uh4yr
      @Joker-uh4yr 5 років тому +7

      Nah you stupid it means how old should they be to become pilots ye noob

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 5 років тому +2

      Sub for No reson
      no no babies can fly on their own

    • @Joker-uh4yr
      @Joker-uh4yr 5 років тому

      @wooper shooper it's kinda like the people that thought different about it... Wooshed themselves

  • @noeochoa9905
    @noeochoa9905 5 років тому +1

    9:22 Mammels aren't necessarily humans, humans are mammels, but mammels can also be elephants and last time I checked i'm not an elephant r/FacePalm

  • @davisnicholas9123
    @davisnicholas9123 5 років тому +6

    Damien: explains london is in England and England in not in london
    Also Damien: MaMmAl is hUMan

  • @The-Seal-Of-Approval
    @The-Seal-Of-Approval 5 років тому +25

    "Australien"
    *People of Germanic languages are typing*

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 5 років тому +2

      Also Australians typing coz that is the NZ flag... Not australian
      I'm genuinely confused.

    • @fibonojomano5369
      @fibonojomano5369 5 років тому +2

      Ja, das stimmt.

    • @The-Seal-Of-Approval
      @The-Seal-Of-Approval 5 років тому +1

      @@MeCooper Yeah, it's a mess

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 5 років тому +1

      @@The-Seal-Of-Approval I'm calling the police

    • @manueltrejosfranco
      @manueltrejosfranco 5 років тому

      @@fibonojomano5369 Natürlich!

  • @sefiscool9864
    @sefiscool9864 5 років тому +9

    9:58 A homeless lady asked me and my friends the other day “You guys got any speed? Somebody’s gotta have some”. Every day I wish she found somebody with speed for her.

  • @SalmondKeyStudios
    @SalmondKeyStudios 5 років тому +16

    The "Australien" one's fail is that it's the New Zealand flag, not the Australian one. "Australien" just happens to be German for "Australia."

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 5 років тому +1

      German, Swedish, Danish, ... several languages :)

  • @kie.sjaz.
    @kie.sjaz. 5 років тому +9

    U know what's cursed?
    If Damien ever does a "try not to laugh" challenge

    • @wizoop4468
      @wizoop4468 5 років тому

      Suga Kookies And tae go to GeeZee he's done it multiple times, and yes, it feels unnatural

    • @kie.sjaz.
      @kie.sjaz. 5 років тому

      Wizoop WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOO

  • @weirdsock3032
    @weirdsock3032 5 років тому +5

    *Am I childish for dying in the "peepee poopoo" one? Lmao legit saved this video in a playlist called "peepee poopoo"*

  • @VixxieVamp92
    @VixxieVamp92 5 років тому +4

    3:19 hey A113 is the famous animation number!

  • @CommunistFBI
    @CommunistFBI 5 років тому +10

    Breaking news:
    All Australians found to be Austr _aliens!_

  • @tenkofox1189
    @tenkofox1189 4 роки тому +2

    You can see the sadness in his eyes when his doggo didn't get immortality

  • @PotatoSoupThe64th
    @PotatoSoupThe64th 5 років тому +23

    Absolutely no one:
    This meme has been dead for months:
    The entire comment section:
    "peepee poopoo" - totally not Billy from preschool

    • @MinTea14
      @MinTea14 5 років тому

      Peepee poopoo
      Lol

  • @bug4214
    @bug4214 5 років тому +13

    Damien: "I love Dead Meat"
    Me: :0

  • @wesleyyaeggy9922
    @wesleyyaeggy9922 3 роки тому +2

    2:24 I actually did not know that's what the R stands for all I knew is that it's not for kids

  • @theblackbaron4119
    @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +5

    "mammals are humans" no humans are mammals.