If Names Were Farts - Key & Peele

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  • @francoisberkinjr5088
    @francoisberkinjr5088 4 роки тому +10791

    Whoever wrote this script was clearly high on potenuse!

  • @memegod7524
    @memegod7524 5 років тому +7975

    Finally mature content for mature people

    • @memegod7524
      @memegod7524 5 років тому +5

      @Here to suffer Oo idk just found dis on Google but I'll change it

    • @Exos11B
      @Exos11B 5 років тому +2

      It's not mature content. it's just for us

    • @bryan3792
      @bryan3792 4 роки тому +2

      LMAO

    • @theBeT95
      @theBeT95 4 роки тому

      Finally a dumb mature content for stupid mature people , agree yes

    • @ridzzeiwan7675
      @ridzzeiwan7675 4 роки тому +3

      @@theBeT95 what? Stupid people? You mean highly intelligent mature people? Like me cuz this is my grandpa kind of joke

  • @Leangut4315
    @Leangut4315 5 років тому +10706

    The writer of “Us” and “Get Out” everybody

  • @kaptainzdragon5478
    @kaptainzdragon5478 3 роки тому +3810

    I appreciate the farts being personalized to each induvidual. They really took this seriously.

    • @ronniechilds2002
      @ronniechilds2002 3 роки тому +47

      I know. I painstakingly re-checked it a couple of times to sure they were consistent.

    • @theworldwelivein482
      @theworldwelivein482 3 роки тому +50

      Imagine yelling your friends name in emergency and you crap your shorts.

    • @jasonallen3678
      @jasonallen3678 2 роки тому +1

      I gave you your 1000th like, your welcome lol .

    • @DarkShines86
      @DarkShines86 2 роки тому +6

      It’s “if farts were names” so yeah of course they did lol

    • @CarpeDiem23
      @CarpeDiem23 2 роки тому

      It's called a comedy last time I checked

  • @heartlandmodding2315
    @heartlandmodding2315 5 років тому +10111

    When the script writer is 8 years old 😂

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 5 років тому +98

      More likely written on the shitter during a long bout of diarrhea.

    • @CaliGramz
      @CaliGramz 5 років тому +30

      @@KandiKlover when the writer has a whoopie cushion

    • @VivKittie32
      @VivKittie32 5 років тому +40

      Bless their lil’ old grade school heart.

    • @filiplahoda248
      @filiplahoda248 5 років тому +27

      Butters wrote this

    • @ahlamfarsi7000
      @ahlamfarsi7000 5 років тому +3

      Omg i am dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😘

  • @fayez604
    @fayez604 4 роки тому +2579

    Imagine trying to find someone in a crowd...

  • @tasm19
    @tasm19 4 роки тому +2941

    I just said someone's name in the elevator.

    • @unknownname4657
      @unknownname4657 4 роки тому +19

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @samtaylor7279
      @samtaylor7279 4 роки тому +30

      Thats wrong... on so many levels (stewart francis)

    • @swarupchakraborty6291
      @swarupchakraborty6291 4 роки тому +1

      It must be deadly....

    • @tasm19
      @tasm19 4 роки тому +15

      @@swarupchakraborty6291 I lived, not sure about the elderly couple.

    • @alihuggins2946
      @alihuggins2946 4 роки тому +5

      Possibly the best comment on here.

  • @elsinnazar7690
    @elsinnazar7690 2 роки тому +1060

    Can’t believe they just got 10 adults together and they agreed to play this skit😂😂😂

    • @G0LD.
      @G0LD. 2 роки тому +4

      Thats the whole point of this skit.

    • @BGIANAKy
      @BGIANAKy 2 роки тому +7

      I’d shit myself in live TV

    • @vivianwinnie
      @vivianwinnie 2 роки тому +5

      For the love of money lol

    • @BGIANAKy
      @BGIANAKy 2 роки тому +6

      @@vivianwinnie I’d do it for free

    • @funk3nst3in
      @funk3nst3in 2 роки тому +2

      yea its called money have you heard of it? most adults will do most things for various amounts of it

  • @rishimohan7768
    @rishimohan7768 4 роки тому +5327

    imagine taking attendance in this universe.

    • @rickysyndab8447
      @rickysyndab8447 4 роки тому +26

      😂😂😂🤣

    • @jakenussbaum7680
      @jakenussbaum7680 4 роки тому +128

      are you outta yo goddam mind? *fart

    • @TKitty-pp6gh
      @TKitty-pp6gh 4 роки тому +80

      I'm a teacher and I start back to school today... I was looking for something funny to get my mood right and then I saw your comment 😂😂 I would love to be able to walk up to a student and say, "You're doing great, *thpppppttt*!!"

    • @jakenussbaum7680
      @jakenussbaum7680 4 роки тому +2

      Sunny McInnis good luck with school! Hope you and the students stay safe

    • @hafizakmal4128
      @hafizakmal4128 4 роки тому +5

      We can prevent the climate change with that

  • @theonlykuyeh
    @theonlykuyeh 4 роки тому +3016

    Introducing people is literally “pain in the ass”

    • @ironwoodnf
      @ironwoodnf 4 роки тому +1

      So is saying Robert

    • @raincheck11
      @raincheck11 4 роки тому +1

      lol why is this not with a thousand likes

    • @theonlykuyeh
      @theonlykuyeh 4 роки тому +1

      Pretty Flacko idk dude, maybe they should digging more to discover this gem lol

    • @brianrice6584
      @brianrice6584 4 роки тому

      It's not a pain in the ass it's a pain in the nose

    • @theonlykuyeh
      @theonlykuyeh 4 роки тому +2

      @Adolf Hitler Did you hear the husband's "fart"? Its hot and wet down there

  • @4everhappy411
    @4everhappy411 5 років тому +1504

    No sound effects were used in the making of this video

    • @stevecruz9457
      @stevecruz9457 5 років тому +33

      good one. Must have been a stinky set. ha ha

    • @衛子寒
      @衛子寒 5 років тому +6

      😂

    • @asdffdsa1347
      @asdffdsa1347 5 років тому +23

      everyone shit their pants at least once then

    • @twirv
      @twirv 5 років тому +6

      that's talent right there

    • @unknowjlm
      @unknowjlm 5 років тому +5

      Gas masks, however...

  • @joeshermer7220
    @joeshermer7220 3 роки тому +2248

    I'm really lactose intolerant. I can name all 46 US President's full names after only one glass of milk.

    • @samanthatrickey8442
      @samanthatrickey8442 3 роки тому +24

      🤣🤣🤣😅

    • @neothurmic3780
      @neothurmic3780 3 роки тому +34

      That or it means your walking around shouting names at random.
      " Should not REBECCA have DAVID drunk all ANGELA that milk... BOB."

    • @iammusic1950
      @iammusic1950 3 роки тому +5

      Bwahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

    • @PennylovesRomeo
      @PennylovesRomeo 3 роки тому +7

      Hahaha! Laughed out loud at this! 😆

    • @cubistictrout8516
      @cubistictrout8516 3 роки тому +18

      The 46th isn't just a fart, but a big ol wet shart that runs down your leg into your shoes.

  • @Gaganator
    @Gaganator 5 років тому +3296

    I wonder what the script for this video was like.

    • @starfireonvf
      @starfireonvf 5 років тому +123

      Short high pitched fart says hello first. Loud wet sounding farts shakes hands with squeaky fart

    • @nenefondoTV
      @nenefondoTV 5 років тому +1

      😆😂😂😂😂

    • @obblivionkr
      @obblivionkr 5 років тому +4

      So this is the famous [rising fart]

    • @lifeoflily6111
      @lifeoflily6111 5 років тому

      🤣

    • @danielmartins8929
      @danielmartins8929 5 років тому +6

      Written on a toilet paper

  • @rosie7150
    @rosie7150 5 років тому +3588

    “...and her husband *VIOLENT FART*” I died

  • @willowandluka5302
    @willowandluka5302 4 роки тому +3354

    Grown adults: “Farts aren’t funny”
    Key and Peele: “Hold my Chipotle”

    • @neelchintamaneni2949
      @neelchintamaneni2949 4 роки тому +9

      I’m eating chipotle rn

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 4 роки тому +6

      @@neelchintamaneni2949 In my experience, the black beans produce the clearest and loudest sounds.

    • @Bendanna93
      @Bendanna93 3 роки тому +2

      @@burner__account Someone doesn't get implications.

    • @prashp143
      @prashp143 3 роки тому +4

      Farts have been funny since their origin.

    • @bingbong740
      @bingbong740 3 роки тому +3

      its not key and peele, its *farts* and *farts again*

  • @xenossoundworks7771
    @xenossoundworks7771 Рік тому +42

    "This is (squeek) and her husband (explosive shart)" LMAO!!

  • @quincytheodore
    @quincytheodore 5 років тому +3473

    I actually never watched this one, i feel cursed and blessed at the same time now

  • @sonyha5583
    @sonyha5583 5 років тому +2001

    I can't imagine the odor in this house ...

    • @Noum77
      @Noum77 4 роки тому +148

      Actually there wasn't until the last guy pronounced their real name

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 роки тому +9

      It smells like poopoo bathroom.

    • @saintgospelrap
      @saintgospelrap 4 роки тому +4

      Sound tracks. Sound tracks.

    • @jimbo9032
      @jimbo9032 4 роки тому +8

      I bet it’s hot af in there too

    • @Bendanna93
      @Bendanna93 4 роки тому +3

      @@saintgospelrap Idiot, there's no sound track, at least until that rude man at the end.

  • @braydenheadrick4778
    @braydenheadrick4778 5 років тому +1803

    Her: He's probably thinking of other girls.
    Him: What if names were farts.

    • @Br3adless
      @Br3adless 5 років тому +7

      Brayden Headrick So true

    • @aeyarr9482
      @aeyarr9482 5 років тому

      fokh yu

    • @Br3adless
      @Br3adless 5 років тому +1

      Aey Arr spelling error

    • @aeyarr9482
      @aeyarr9482 5 років тому +2

      RyeBread Official vutsefak?

    • @Br3adless
      @Br3adless 5 років тому

      Aey Arr lol apologies for a second I thought u attempted to say “FU”

  • @mikechoe97
    @mikechoe97 2 роки тому +168

    I feel like 99% of Key & Peele sketches are so hilariously genius, that they deserve to have at least one silly fart joke one.

  • @Jen-nh2bf
    @Jen-nh2bf 5 років тому +2195

    My bf seems to call me all different kinds of names, especially when he is asleep.

    • @linjiawei9668
      @linjiawei9668 5 років тому +39

      I had to ponder over that to get it😂

    • @simoneee31
      @simoneee31 5 років тому +14

      Jen 😂😂😂

    • @23Cerberus23
      @23Cerberus23 5 років тому +17

      That's disgusting as hell.

    • @roccomepose8130
      @roccomepose8130 5 років тому +18

      He never told you of your name calling as YOU sleep.

    • @jodih9000
      @jodih9000 5 років тому

      😂😂🤢

  • @vn7512
    @vn7512 5 років тому +1279

    I like the consistency of the fart noises for everybody names!

    • @sonicseducer69
      @sonicseducer69 5 років тому +47

      That's the only component to the sketch keeping it from falling apart and being a slapstick gag. If it was just random or the same noise every time, it wouldn't be effective at all. There's literally no substance in the dialogue or plot, it's just put in place to demonstrate this, so without consistency this would not be a thing

    • @bensonmaso4842
      @bensonmaso4842 5 років тому +4

      Very well tuned

    • @LitlleponeyD
      @LitlleponeyD 5 років тому +1

      @@sonicseducer69 yeah ok why not

    • @MVahag
      @MVahag 4 роки тому +6

      Yup, that was the first thing that came to my mind. To check whether they cared enough to keep the names consistent.

    • @TrustFire1
      @TrustFire1 4 роки тому

      I’ll give it that

  • @pramannitouwassy1416
    @pramannitouwassy1416 4 роки тому +2683

    Actually the fart's sounds are really specific for each characters, such a detail

    • @nomadaa5984
      @nomadaa5984 4 роки тому +112

      That was kind of the point of the video...

    • @captainjackpugh6050
      @captainjackpugh6050 4 роки тому +27

      Nomad AA “ᵀʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵏᶦⁿᵈᵃ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒᶦⁿᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵛᶦᵈᵉᵒ”. Shut up

    • @luchilovesyou9260
      @luchilovesyou9260 4 роки тому +18

      @@captainjackpugh6050 "shut up" shut u bitchass up

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 4 роки тому +6

      I’m willing to bet the farts were dubbed in over the real farts. Lav mics don’t work very well when clothing is rubbing against them. No, I’m almost 100% certain this was ADR (or AFR in this case).

    • @RexGalilae
      @RexGalilae 3 роки тому +3

      I was about to say that when I skipped back and forth to see if the sounds were consistent and they were

  • @mattgoldberg4335
    @mattgoldberg4335 Рік тому +20

    The idea is simple, but fairly ingenious. But the acting is perfect -- the casualness of it all, the little facial expressions and body twists, keeping the farts the same for each character, etc.

  • @JamesMeyer2
    @JamesMeyer2 4 роки тому +1313

    I was laughing so hard at this sketch that I Robert Hinriched.

  • @BoNaif96
    @BoNaif96 4 роки тому +752

    How did they even agree to do this skit ? 😂😂

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 4 роки тому +24

      Abdullah Comedy Central turned drug trips into animated sequences

    • @andrewnfalco
      @andrewnfalco 4 роки тому +11

      It had to be the cheapest one they made it's just one house with a bunch of people haha

    • @miriaml.150
      @miriaml.150 3 роки тому +4

      You know they weren't really farting right? Those were all sound effe💨ts!

    • @alexispapageorgiou72
      @alexispapageorgiou72 3 роки тому +3

      No clue of narrative. After two minutes, it turns to shit!

    • @paltheporg7821
      @paltheporg7821 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe they were promised free food from Taco Bell.

  • @thewab1974
    @thewab1974 5 років тому +381

    0:48 - "Ah... this is [squeak] and her husband [rumble]." I'm crying.

    • @starkidforlife136
      @starkidforlife136 4 роки тому +27

      Bill Bushey “and her husband *diarrhoea noises*”

    • @diora266
      @diora266 4 роки тому +3

      lol right i was dead when i heard the squeak

  • @chrisod22
    @chrisod22 3 роки тому +186

    In a thousand years, when we've colonized Mars, cured cancer, have microchips in our brains providing unlimited intelligence, and finally get out of lockdowns, farts will still be funny.

    • @louthinator
      @louthinator 3 роки тому +9

      I appreciate that getting out of lockdowns was the last thing on that list...

    • @pipeflush
      @pipeflush 3 роки тому +2

      As they were to the first caveman.

    • @Dennell_Mount_and_Blade
      @Dennell_Mount_and_Blade 2 роки тому

      Microchips are for npc's.

    • @AmayzArt
      @AmayzArt 2 роки тому +1

      Cancer will never be cured. Too much power and $$$ at stake.

    • @vladraduandrei5227
      @vladraduandrei5227 2 роки тому

      lol microcips...man so many of you are such brainless personality lacking npc's

  • @yahiabns5251
    @yahiabns5251 4 роки тому +1818

    Imagine her husband is in a football stadium, and he scores a goalie...
    Then everybody starts cheering his name... repetitively...

    • @rkv88kanyan39
      @rkv88kanyan39 4 роки тому +110

      nuclear detonation

    • @afterfall8133
      @afterfall8133 3 роки тому +31

      DRO DRO DRO DRO DROPPPP THE BASSSS

    • @amyjohn3071
      @amyjohn3071 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @slockhrt
      @slockhrt 3 роки тому +8

      It's called a "touchdown."

    • @MajinBuusni
      @MajinBuusni 3 роки тому +31

      @@slockhrt yea nah, wrong football you third worlder

  • @krislee442
    @krislee442 5 років тому +1415

    I can’t believe that I got so used to the farts that I went WTF when the guy blurted out “Robert”. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @misplacedpawn
      @misplacedpawn 5 років тому +4

      🤣😂 I know, right

    • @gaelluna8906
      @gaelluna8906 5 років тому +20

      Shouldn't have looked down in the comments, kinda ruined it for myself

    • @augustgirl
      @augustgirl 5 років тому

      Correct. Then, as soon as it dawns on ya, laughing like a son of a bitch.

    • @superzrod7723
      @superzrod7723 5 років тому +1

      i would be like, "can you please not. im trying to have a conversation with my friends"

    • @majed8192
      @majed8192 5 років тому +1

      Hahaha the things we get used to 😂😂😂

  • @biongrenn8010
    @biongrenn8010 5 років тому +524

    I dunno guys, fart jokes were not my thing but this is oddly satisfying. Especially the "oh, a law firm"

    • @williamwhite2971
      @williamwhite2971 4 роки тому +8

      Yes! I didn't think they could get very creative but that surprised me and was the best one!!

    • @Playeszz
      @Playeszz 4 роки тому

      I agree.

    • @tianaulestad
      @tianaulestad 4 роки тому +1

      Fu**ing HILARIOUS. Anyone who can't appreciate a well configured fart skit - w/a decent plot (come on - each name was identical each time so as 2 see the pattern) just doesn't deserve to ever laugh again. Lol.

    • @EmreCanKorkmaz
      @EmreCanKorkmaz 2 роки тому +2

      That's the point I yielded. Farts are funny.

    • @pricklypear7516
      @pricklypear7516 Рік тому

      Really? Not the final, exasperated "Oh, for

  • @guod911
    @guod911 3 роки тому +33

    I can only imagine the writer's table when this idea was pitched.

  • @lightsinthesky4989
    @lightsinthesky4989 4 роки тому +639

    I hate the fact that I knew 'fart fart fart and fart' was a law firm

  • @KabirChattopadhyay1991
    @KabirChattopadhyay1991 4 роки тому +596

    "Where is little *childishly tiny fart noise*?" absolutely killed me. 🤣

    • @el34glo59
      @el34glo59 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @hamhahami165
      @hamhahami165 3 роки тому +1

      Istg SAMEEE 😂 i rewinded just to laugh on it again and again 😂

    • @miketheq7739
      @miketheq7739 3 роки тому +3

      @@hamhahami165 it's the face he makes that tops it for me 😂

    • @Fincayra15
      @Fincayra15 2 роки тому +3

      I wonder if the fart sound gets pronounced louder as they grow up

    • @unknownuser8454
      @unknownuser8454 2 роки тому

      childish tiny??

  • @18CYN18
    @18CYN18 3 роки тому +444

    I love that one of the couples has such different fart "names." A pipsqueak fart and a super-slushly fart. One extreme to the next. They must be very compatible.

    • @unknownuser8454
      @unknownuser8454 2 роки тому +4

      just names tho XD

    • @PatRiot-
      @PatRiot- 2 роки тому +4

      Each fart has its own meaning. It’s too much 😂

    • @lucasskywalker627
      @lucasskywalker627 2 роки тому +6

      Imagine recording people farting all day for a show's sound effects

    • @RhcTromba
      @RhcTromba 2 роки тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA TRUEEEEEE

    • @GODOFEARTHREALM
      @GODOFEARTHREALM 2 роки тому +2

      A super-slushy! I like it 😂

  • @Chryztallic
    @Chryztallic Рік тому +6

    That husband's name sounds like it came from the center of the earth

  • @ethanashby4889
    @ethanashby4889 5 років тому +719

    This is something straight out of a rick and morty inter-dimentional tv bit.

    • @viewer29fly
      @viewer29fly 5 років тому +5

      Lol yes 🤣

    • @dbrikhs
      @dbrikhs 5 років тому +7

      Fartopia or Fartropolis

    • @saydokan
      @saydokan 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha true

    • @ceej8456
      @ceej8456 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @akaibs
      @akaibs 4 роки тому +1

      Omg you read my mind

  • @KamiGemaGaming
    @KamiGemaGaming 5 років тому +378

    Watson:What kinda jokes are these Holmes?
    Holmes:elementary my dear Watson.

  • @Catsaresupreme
    @Catsaresupreme 5 років тому +596

    The 3rd mans name would clear out the whole building

  • @SIZED2x
    @SIZED2x 11 місяців тому +7

    “oh the law firm” im in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bwreynolds72
    @bwreynolds72 5 років тому +220

    They missed an opportunity for someone to fart the wrong name during sex.

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 4 роки тому +11

      Suddenly, anal became an even more controversial practice.

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 4 роки тому

      @Stinta
      Good point. 🤔

    • @tianaulestad
      @tianaulestad 4 роки тому

      LMFAO.

  • @sravankumar7324
    @sravankumar7324 4 роки тому +249

    "fart" & "fart" are comic geniuses.

    • @volodyanarchist
      @volodyanarchist 4 роки тому +7

      'fart' is an action of removing a skin from potato or an orange. his name is pronounced 'fаrt'

    • @Davidscomix
      @Davidscomix 4 роки тому +2

      @@volodyanarchist nah I'm pretty sure he was right it pronounced "fart"

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 4 роки тому

      Don’t you mean 💨 💨 and 💨?

  • @lasmirano
    @lasmirano 5 років тому +559

    Its a good thing that house has so many windows and doors

    • @HorrorMetalDnD
      @HorrorMetalDnD 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, no shit.

    • @yasserd86
      @yasserd86 5 років тому

      Moonlam and lil trees and flowers and bushes I believe

  • @lancedolan
    @lancedolan 2 роки тому +22

    When key and Peele start running out of ideas, they still produce quality

  • @chuelor243
    @chuelor243 4 роки тому +253

    So this video is why my wife keeps accusing me of cheating in my sleep

    • @HawkstarX
      @HawkstarX 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂 nice one there... !

    • @miriaml.150
      @miriaml.150 3 роки тому

      Good one!!! 😂😏

  • @Kiliny
    @Kiliny 4 роки тому +436

    this is childish AF, why am I actually laughing (my favourite character's name is 0:50)

    • @AkankshSharma
      @AkankshSharma 4 роки тому +47

      That's a shart

    • @angel_numbers
      @angel_numbers 4 роки тому +3

      Lmdao

    • @thelonewolf7443
      @thelonewolf7443 4 роки тому +4

      Wait your laughing your “d” off?
      Yikes, that sounds like a personal problem to me 😬

    • @Sonakshi111
      @Sonakshi111 4 роки тому +2

      Haha. Exactly what I thought when I opened the video. Too immature, won’t work... until I started laughing by the middle of the video.

    • @mirandanyakudya5388
      @mirandanyakudya5388 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @liniquedavids1490
    @liniquedavids1490 3 роки тому +210

    The facial expressions, the bending of the knees 😂 the most accurate fart acting I've ever seen.

    • @justicegusting2476
      @justicegusting2476 3 роки тому +1

      You have obviously never seen Le Petomane at the Moulin Rouge.

    • @shottygod13
      @shottygod13 3 роки тому +3

      Who says they were acting? Rumor has it the farts were real

  • @Dramarys-k1e
    @Dramarys-k1e 3 роки тому +19

    2:12 I love even God’s name is a fart

    • @aminansar5294
      @aminansar5294 4 місяці тому

      No, it is very wrong what they did. They shouldn't be insulting God and you shouldn't be loving that

    • @Dramarys-k1e
      @Dramarys-k1e 4 місяці тому

      @@aminansar5294 Don’t believe in god bro sorry it’s not an insult in my eyes

    • @aminansar5294
      @aminansar5294 4 місяці тому

      @@Dramarys-k1e What if He exists and you are wrong?

    • @Dramarys-k1e
      @Dramarys-k1e 4 місяці тому

      @@aminansar5294 if I’m wrong, then I’m wrong. But what ur saying is the same as saying “what if he doesn’t exist and you’re the wrong one?” I don’t believe in what you do, and you don’t believe in what I do and that’s not gonna change so there’s no reason in trying to make it change

    • @tobeymaguire7518
      @tobeymaguire7518 4 місяці тому

      ​@@aminansar5294 shut up, don't tell people what they should or should not do

  • @LokiTheAsgard420
    @LokiTheAsgard420 5 років тому +461

    I think Jordan's pronouncement was just fine

    • @benjaminforbes3263
      @benjaminforbes3263 5 років тому +41

      LokiTheAsgard420 I think you mean pronunciation

    • @DaRagingUnicorn
      @DaRagingUnicorn 5 років тому +1

      @@benjaminforbes3263 thank you

    • @Kirbo.
      @Kirbo. 5 років тому +7

      I think you mean [farts]'s pronunciation

    • @TrNdke
      @TrNdke 5 років тому +5

      @Cecile Sarian Um no, because pronouncement is a word that means declaration and pronunciation is a word that means how something is said. We define words that we can understand each other. That's why we don't just call a fork an orange or a cat a table.

    • @MarcusStaAnaBurSelF
      @MarcusStaAnaBurSelF 3 роки тому

      @@TrNdke you are truly fun at parties.

  • @MrPhife333
    @MrPhife333 5 років тому +413

    Haha. I laughed so hard, I Roberted!

    • @luisaf1836
      @luisaf1836 4 роки тому +16

      You keithed!!

    • @zahsum
      @zahsum 4 роки тому +17

      Heinrich!

    • @23codez
      @23codez 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahahaha

  • @poet_stowage4574
    @poet_stowage4574 4 роки тому +99

    0:39 I love that they also add the apostrophe. Such detail.

  • @betsyduane3461
    @betsyduane3461 2 роки тому +3

    The tall guy in the pink needs to check his shorts

  • @clutchcobra2729
    @clutchcobra2729 5 років тому +303

    "Oh, the law firm."

    • @Ph0nies
      @Ph0nies 5 років тому +1

      Reginald Emvula I DIED!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @NEOMERCER
    @NEOMERCER 4 роки тому +431

    When Keegan takes a breath after that one fart I freaking die. That and when the dude in the pink shirt gets introduced lol

    • @michaelmclaughlin261
      @michaelmclaughlin261 3 роки тому +17

      I would shit my pants trying to pronounce his name.

    • @jmag579
      @jmag579 3 роки тому +5

      Of course his name is the disaster fart. 😆

    • @user-hj4uo7py5m
      @user-hj4uo7py5m 3 роки тому +7

      The dude in pink being introduced got me 💀

    • @Brainbuster
      @Brainbuster 3 роки тому +2

      Please mark the time, for Pete's *fart* sake.

    • @paltheporg7821
      @paltheporg7821 3 роки тому +1

      @@Brainbuster 0:50

  • @ashtonmonica8216
    @ashtonmonica8216 5 років тому +588

    *rOBERT*
    o god guys I'm so sor-
    *_hEINRICH_*

    • @stevecruz9457
      @stevecruz9457 5 років тому +12

      my favorite part. ha ha

    • @TeeSteezy
      @TeeSteezy 5 років тому +3

      Damn I get it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

    • @june61999
      @june61999 5 років тому

      Ashton Monica 😂😂😂

    • @AyAyRon43
      @AyAyRon43 5 років тому

      ?

    • @ashtonmonica8216
      @ashtonmonica8216 5 років тому +8

      @@AyAyRon43 It's a part from the scene that you've obviously missed

  • @user-qc3rj9sz2m
    @user-qc3rj9sz2m 3 роки тому +18

    This made me realize I will never have the maturity level of a 12 year old.

  • @TheNotoriousKID
    @TheNotoriousKID 4 роки тому +255

    “This is... and her husband... “ almost killed me with 😂

    • @greatmnn3868
      @greatmnn3868 3 роки тому +13

      Husband was big guy, u know 😂😂😂

    • @dr3l959
      @dr3l959 3 роки тому +1

      😂😭

  • @ariella1454
    @ariella1454 5 років тому +154

    Why that girl in the yellow dress husband have the wettest nastiest fart name 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @dalekelly7639
      @dalekelly7639 4 роки тому +8

      That's a shart.

    • @ArchAngelManga
      @ArchAngelManga 4 роки тому +5

      His name is probably Keith

    • @milanm8363
      @milanm8363 4 роки тому

      Archangel Manga ma’am you are probably 1000% correct. He look like Keith

  • @jadntjodor1512
    @jadntjodor1512 3 роки тому +13

    "I'll ask my son to write my next sketch, what could possibly go wrong .... "

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 5 років тому +477

    I have enough gas to communicate effectively in this alternate reality.

  • @billkariri
    @billkariri 4 роки тому +348

    When he said Robert I was on the floor 😂😂😂😂

    • @gundamzphyr7185
      @gundamzphyr7185 4 роки тому +8

      Oh my god I fucking died at this part.

    • @jeffmccormick7436
      @jeffmccormick7436 2 роки тому +1

      Oh for *fart* sake. XD XD XD XD XD

    • @etuboldon
      @etuboldon 2 роки тому +4

      He has no home training. And he had to add “ Heinrich” 😂😆😆

  • @THEFLEETTV
    @THEFLEETTV 5 років тому +1070

    That name would “stink”

    • @theopenrift
      @theopenrift 5 років тому +8

      Fuck you

    • @griffinwdesigns
      @griffinwdesigns 5 років тому +15

      The Open Rift fuck you as well

    • @TheLastBen.
      @TheLastBen. 5 років тому +11

      @@griffinwdesigns fuck the three of you

    • @alexramirez5420
      @alexramirez5420 5 років тому +7

      @@TheLastBen. fuck the four of you

    • @dmendez4585
      @dmendez4585 5 років тому +5

      @Alex is the best. Fuck the five of you

  • @patrickriccio4004
    @patrickriccio4004 3 роки тому +45

    This is literally the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. I watch like 5 times a day.

    • @hfwwf
      @hfwwf 3 роки тому

      Me too, we should start a club.

  • @lilmagic.tv2336
    @lilmagic.tv2336 4 роки тому +134

    Just imagine stuttering trying pronounce certain names or shouting to call someone from a distant

  • @jetfowl
    @jetfowl 3 роки тому +197

    I laughed so hard I Roberted myself silly.

  • @SirPhoenixofSoCal
    @SirPhoenixofSoCal 5 років тому +233

    They were definitely high when they thought of this idea

    • @rafthethinker4948
      @rafthethinker4948 5 років тому +9

      Key doesn't smoke, peele does so I'm pretty sure this is his doing 😂

    • @SirPhoenixofSoCal
      @SirPhoenixofSoCal 5 років тому +2

      Ik but he had to have gotten contact high

    • @naejimba
      @naejimba 5 років тому +9

      Peele: dude dude dude... what if... instead of people using names.... people. just. farted?
      Key: ... what?
      Peele: woah, I know right?

    • @ogbeeper4999
      @ogbeeper4999 5 років тому +1

      Consequences

    • @DominikRoost
      @DominikRoost 5 років тому +5

      maybe they smoked a big pot of pothenuse

  • @Fritjof-or7bt
    @Fritjof-or7bt 3 роки тому +14

    This is one of the funniest skits i have ever seen/heard. Genius! Laughing my guts out! Every time!

  • @agentxpro7818
    @agentxpro7818 5 років тому +153

    Imagine farting this: "Uvuvwenvwenvwen Onyrtwenvwenvwen Ougwemoubwem Osas"
    This would be the end of us for sure...

    • @bullet_4_you
      @bullet_4_you 4 роки тому +1

      Well played Mista.. well played 👍

    • @ArchAngelManga
      @ArchAngelManga 4 роки тому +1

      You'd have a rectal prolapse for sure

  • @footballphantom2245
    @footballphantom2245 5 років тому +343

    Imagine the world's longest name🤦‍♂️

    • @subservient8
      @subservient8 5 років тому +4

      its a thing already and you pronounce it " pthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfffffffffreeeeeeeeeeeeeeepfhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhpthhhhh

    • @OmaOmaO
      @OmaOmaO 5 років тому +3

      @@subservient8 I thought it would've been more of a "pthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhfffffffffrééééééééééééééééééépfhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhpthhhhh

    • @PrivetTev
      @PrivetTev 5 років тому +8

      Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenwuevue Ugbemugbem Osas

    • @yasseenmoussalli9581
      @yasseenmoussalli9581 5 років тому

      @@PrivetTev 40 minutes late

    • @bryanbee1604
      @bryanbee1604 5 років тому

      a Hawaiian name 😂

  • @zissou6928
    @zissou6928 5 років тому +210

    Those fart tones are way more revealing than some generic name

  • @davidmason1909
    @davidmason1909 3 роки тому +8

    “I am a mature adult”
    Me: *Chuckles like a school girl*

  • @rico6546
    @rico6546 4 роки тому +170

    I lost it at “what a beautiful name!”

  • @giordanogiostra1110
    @giordanogiostra1110 4 роки тому +65

    The guy in the pink shirt has the best name i've ever heard.

  • @itsHULIO
    @itsHULIO 5 років тому +524

    I needed oxygen the first time I saw this😄

    • @AlexanderSmith-tp9de
      @AlexanderSmith-tp9de 5 років тому +2

      Lolololololol

    • @darthhideous8
      @darthhideous8 5 років тому +2

      The whole room needs oxygen. No one light a match in there or it'll be a funeral.

    • @manny2408
      @manny2408 5 років тому

      You have the mind of 5 year old if you thought this was so funny that you needed oxygen

    • @cruelworld1902
      @cruelworld1902 5 років тому +1

      @@manny2408 it isnt always bad, u sometimes need a mind of a 5 year old to enjoy little things in the world.

  • @ben_burnes
    @ben_burnes 2 роки тому +7

    As someone who struggled to remember people's names, this seems like a good tool to share my experience with others haha

  • @villiansweek2907
    @villiansweek2907 5 років тому +881

    Me:sees notification
    Me: * WHAT IN THE HELL* 😂😂😂

  • @kaisersozshye2525
    @kaisersozshye2525 5 років тому +183

    Pablo Picasso introducing himself at a dinner party could get real messy;
    Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruíz y Picasso.

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 років тому +5

      You should see the full title of Queen Elizabeth II.

    • @bananabeansyoho7781
      @bananabeansyoho7781 5 років тому +1

      Daenerys Targaryen

    • @a.f9578
      @a.f9578 5 років тому +11

      @@DissociatedWomenIncorporated Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith.

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 років тому +10

      @@a.f9578, very nice work, but you forgot "Daughter of the Fifth House of Betazed, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, and Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed".

    • @doanxuanbach4988
      @doanxuanbach4988 5 років тому

      Wait until someone from Bangkok introduces the town.

  • @Ajaykaushalvlogs
    @Ajaykaushalvlogs 2 роки тому +4

    The heaviest fart name was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ma2443
    @ma2443 4 роки тому +50

    I dont even want to imagine the horrific sight that is their underwear.

    • @gunfuego
      @gunfuego 4 роки тому +1

      like Steamy Knicks on South Park lol

  • @DJ-po4mt
    @DJ-po4mt 5 років тому +249

    What the hell is wrong with him? Why would he just Robert like that? Also, I wonder what silent farts would sound like. Would you just whisper a name?

    • @Bazzy804
      @Bazzy804 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @himynamesbreezee
      @himynamesbreezee 5 років тому +1

      No you mouth it😂😂😂

    • @josephr7684
      @josephr7684 4 роки тому +3

      james jaaaaaaaaaaames jaaaaaaaaaaames jaaaaaaaaaaaameeeees jaames *JIIiIIIIIMMMmmyyYY!!!*
      Sorry, that last one got away from me. Anyone have some breath freshener, or a mint? Woo!... anyway, nice party phhPHphuuuurgle ftt.

    • @peezy419
      @peezy419 4 роки тому +1

      Duuude missed opportunity that would’ve been hilarious if he whispered a name like a silent but deadly fart holy shit

    • @tianaulestad
      @tianaulestad 4 роки тому

      LMFAO! Good question!! 😝 HA...I KNEW there was more to question on this matter. Lol. I think they should make a series out of it. Heheheeee...

  • @lucyjean5553
    @lucyjean5553 5 років тому +86

    Guy: I was at a *fart *fart and *fart
    Peele: Oh a law firm. 😆 that was hilarious. Because it's so true!!

    • @VerisimilitudeDude
      @VerisimilitudeDude 4 роки тому +4

      Actually it was fart, fart, fart and fart.

    • @volodyanarchist
      @volodyanarchist 4 роки тому +7

      @@VerisimilitudeDude How do you know it wasn't Fart-Fart, Fart, and Fart? You know a double name written with a dash.
      (For the historians who will be analising UA-cam comments in a thousand years or so: Yes, we are arguing about the grammar of fart names, grow up and stop laughing!)

    • @VerisimilitudeDude
      @VerisimilitudeDude 4 роки тому

      @@volodyanarchist I don't. I guess we'll never know.

  • @maxhizzy3696
    @maxhizzy3696 Рік тому +3

    I want whatever acid they took when they wrote this

  • @John_Hoover
    @John_Hoover 4 роки тому +54

    “Oh, the law firm!” Lol. Good stuff.

  • @rundamic3373
    @rundamic3373 5 років тому +273

    Imagine being a teacher, you'd have to change your pants 5 times a day

    • @IonVortexx
      @IonVortexx 5 років тому +6

      Thats only during rollcall

    • @rundamic3373
      @rundamic3373 5 років тому +5

      @@IonVortexx teachers call on students names all day

    • @FreeTh1nk03
      @FreeTh1nk03 5 років тому +1

      Goldlink?

    • @rundamic3373
      @rundamic3373 5 років тому

      @@FreeTh1nk03 yup

    • @alirahman8642
      @alirahman8642 5 років тому

      Christopher Field How do you call a student then? Just curious, it sounds funny to me ☺️

  • @cvance37
    @cvance37 3 роки тому +62

    High school graduations would be deadly in this universe.

  • @NicoAnimation
    @NicoAnimation 2 роки тому +2

    I love Key's hearty exhale after introducing his friend at 1:25

  • @gabrielleholt446
    @gabrielleholt446 5 років тому +238

    "Oh, the law firm!" 😂😂😂

  • @chocolatestarfish7053
    @chocolatestarfish7053 3 роки тому +56

    I laughed so hard during this key and peele skit I sh*t my pants 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jinzo361
      @Jinzo361 2 роки тому

      You mean you Heinrich'd yourself

    • @poodypooroo
      @poodypooroo Рік тому +15

      I laughed so hard I Roberted all over the couch

  • @Kevbo2040
    @Kevbo2040 5 років тому +41

    This sketch just shows that Key and Peele can take even the dumbest or most lowbrow idea and make it funny. Damn I love these guys.

  • @myfunnyside
    @myfunnyside 2 роки тому +6

    Me and my brother thought it was crazy how they could get so many people to agree to work on a skit like this lol. It kinda helps me to believe that anything is possible.

  • @puyguy
    @puyguy 3 роки тому +78

    The guy who Roberted almost broke character and laughed after saying "Heinrich"

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 роки тому +8

      Lol he did 🤣

    • @b-radg916
      @b-radg916 3 роки тому +8

      “Roberted” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @THEFLEETTV
    @THEFLEETTV 5 років тому +225

    I’m dead
    Tried to keep a straight face the whole time but could not do it 😂😂

  • @max.t957
    @max.t957 4 роки тому +60

    “And this is the couple from New York *light fart* and her husband *wet fart*”

  • @erickcartman2156
    @erickcartman2156 3 роки тому +3

    Me: Farts naturally
    My friend : Hey you called my name?
    Me :

  • @33melissaj
    @33melissaj 4 роки тому +27

    Oh, man, the guy with the rolling wet fart name...core workout from laughing.

  • @sharifnasser7635
    @sharifnasser7635 5 років тому +35

    I shit myself watching this trying to pronounce those names..imgaine the actors on set! Man what a performance.

  • @RBNN69
    @RBNN69 4 роки тому +31

    This is mis :tut
    And her husband mr :(*nuclear blasting sound*)

  • @partybusexperiance3289
    @partybusexperiance3289 2 місяці тому +1

    What in the fuck were they thinking. But yet I watched the entire thing.

  • @f1117530171
    @f1117530171 4 роки тому +43

    The facial expressions that go with the names though lmao

  • @pratikgiri3598
    @pratikgiri3598 5 років тому +80

    I love how subtitles describes each fart
    * honking fart * 😂😂😂

    • @stevecruz9457
      @stevecruz9457 5 років тому +2

      yeah i noticed that too

    • @kristinesmart24
      @kristinesmart24 5 років тому +5

      Oh no. You started something. I must put on captions.

    • @SriDinushow
      @SriDinushow 5 років тому

      I thought im the onlynone seeing that