If Dollar Stores Could Meet

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  • Опубліковано 6 кві 2023
  • No piece of land in the South is safe with Dollar General, Family Dollar, and Dollar Tree on the prowl.
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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  Рік тому +470

    Subscribe or read DJ Tanner’s autobiography

    • @snoopywriter3643
      @snoopywriter3643 Рік тому +14

      I read it, boy was it a full house of secrets in there.

    • @jimmcclure7720
      @jimmcclure7720 Рік тому +7

      Never heard of him........Sooooo....that's a NO.
      But I did subscribe when you first started the channel....do I get a cookie and a glass of Clover Valley milk??

    • @tealvampyre
      @tealvampyre Рік тому +6

      Cut...it...out! (But seriously, subscribe!)

    • @bruceschneider4928
      @bruceschneider4928 Рік тому +3

      Whattaya mean "or?"

    • @UmmYeahOk
      @UmmYeahOk Рік тому +12

      “Oh Mylanta!”

  • @TheKnizzine
    @TheKnizzine Рік тому +1812

    Dude if Dollar General partnered with Five Below and started selling games from two console generations ago it would be like Kmart never went under.

    • @southernfriedmedia3968
      @southernfriedmedia3968 Рік тому +63

      you sir are Genius

    • @geraldpfeffer
      @geraldpfeffer Рік тому +52

      I am just imagining potential pandemonium if they started selling old Pokemon DS games. Note: Nintendo doesn't make DS games anymore so the only options available are paying hundreds of dollars for an authenticated copy, paying 30 bucks for a fake, and hoping it works (and then having it erase 220 hours of save-data like mine did, IT HAD MY FIRST SHINY and I have been playing pokemon for more than a decade), or just downloading an emulator and a ROM and playing it on your computer

    • @kevinramsey417
      @kevinramsey417 Рік тому +17

      Five Below sells what now?

    • @esw01407
      @esw01407 Рік тому +22

      Oh it's worse. You'd be back at Ames. *Hears the northeast faint*

    • @kathygolonka6944
      @kathygolonka6944 Рік тому +9

      @@esw01407 oh you didn't hear Ames is the process of making a comeback

  • @kellydavis3108
    @kellydavis3108 Рік тому +1562

    Let's appreciate Matt for going through the trouble of making and ordering all these logo shirts.

    • @neverlistentome
      @neverlistentome Рік тому +127

      Let's all appreciate that he probably already owned them.

    • @ursaltydog
      @ursaltydog Рік тому +52

      or....... he's worked at each one in the past.... I swear I see some of the same employees recycled from store to store... either that.. or they're all dumpster diving.

    • @elizabethcobb3316
      @elizabethcobb3316 Рік тому +13

      @@neverlistentome hear hear! Kudos to all of Matt's productions!

    • @higgy82
      @higgy82 Рік тому +4

      Theyre all available online.

    • @patricksechowski2134
      @patricksechowski2134 Рік тому +28

      They were only a dollar

  • @MCeili
    @MCeili Рік тому +765

    “ honey, the dollar stores are in the yard again.” Love the ending.

    • @1whitkat
      @1whitkat 10 місяців тому +14

      Just turn the hose on them.

  • @MrsAlmaTrumble
    @MrsAlmaTrumble Рік тому +790

    Lol. Just wait till Dollar Tree and Family Dollar find out they're related.

    • @killersopinion1829
      @killersopinion1829 Рік тому +29

      Came here to say this! They should have....oh my....he did kinda make mention of it.

    • @jeremybaldwin9704
      @jeremybaldwin9704 Рік тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Dman0001
      @Dman0001 Рік тому +51

      They are in the south. They already know

    • @k86_
      @k86_ Рік тому +6

      Bahhaaha

    • @liznichols4916
      @liznichols4916 Рік тому +3

      ​@@Dman0001BURN!!!

  • @kimberlysmith9001
    @kimberlysmith9001 Рік тому +384

    That was great. I so wanted “honey” to come out the front door with her broom to take care of them and the dollar stores to go scramblin’ like chickens.

  • @predictorbibulous3327
    @predictorbibulous3327 Рік тому +220

    This dude is hilarious. "Air high five due to budget constraints"

    • @jphilb
      @jphilb Рік тому +7

      Apparently can’t afford the fancy special effects.

    • @allanbranson
      @allanbranson Рік тому +4

      Made me laugh out loud

    • @jch77
      @jch77 Рік тому +6

      @@jphilb even if he can afford them its funnier without them

    • @jch77
      @jch77 Рік тому +1

      @@allanbranson same

    • @MooBerry2009
      @MooBerry2009 Рік тому

      I read it as he said it.

  • @Charles96777
    @Charles96777 Рік тому +174

    "Air hi-five due to budget constraints" 😂😂😂

  • @KiaBelle
    @KiaBelle Рік тому +234

    I totally forgot dollar tree was first in the malls. This skit is epic.

    • @squidproquo1130
      @squidproquo1130 Рік тому +9

      I didn't realize that was a thing everywhere, I thought that was just going on in my town.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile Рік тому +11

      If I HAD to spend $$$ at these stores 🛒 I'd shop at Dollar Tree. Most in Florida are clean, have decent items. Family Dollar has soft drinks & soda brands I haven't seen for 30+ years! 😟

    • @MrMosebysLobby
      @MrMosebysLobby Рік тому +4

      ​@@DavidLLambertmobile Florida dollar trees have the good shit I swear. Midwest ones can't compare. Fuckin shrimp and cheese ravioli for 2.50 is guilty pleasure central

    • @akcalo
      @akcalo Рік тому +2

      I had no idea! Or I forgot

    • @uniquelybeautiful5633
      @uniquelybeautiful5633 Рік тому +2

      Me too 😂

  • @_thebearden_
    @_thebearden_ Рік тому +61

    DT: "We're expanding, baby!"
    DG: "So that's where the extra 25¢ is going..."

  • @asdisskagen6487
    @asdisskagen6487 Рік тому +207

    As someone who lives in an area where Dollar Generals pop up like mushrooms after a rainstorm, I would welcome the variety brought by both Dollar Tree and Family Dollar.

    • @melindaunknown6411
      @melindaunknown6411 Рік тому +7

      I like them all! In a town with only Walmart and Save-a-lot to shop, the 3 dollar stores are good.

    • @oneminuteofmyday
      @oneminuteofmyday Рік тому +5

      So you basically live everywhere? lol
      Our small town is getting its third Dollar General - one store per square mile of town. We finally got a Dollar Tree in the strip mall with the empty K-Mart building, though. 🎉lol

    • @williamsample2631
      @williamsample2631 Рік тому +2

      Be careful what you wish for

    • @williamsample2631
      @williamsample2631 Рік тому +12

      ​@@melindaunknown6411 Walmart used to mean that your town had arrived in the big time. Now it just means half empty shelves, no service and a diminishing selection of goods!

    • @RottenRogerDM
      @RottenRogerDM Рік тому +7

      General Family Tree Dollar store.

  • @noobforpresident2024
    @noobforpresident2024 Рік тому +104

    I’m pretty sure Matt is the only person to ever own a DG, Family Dollar, and Dollar Tree shirt at the same time.

  • @faithcastillo9597
    @faithcastillo9597 Рік тому +160

    The nostalgia factor is off the charts at the mention of all those stores I shopped at, but which now reside only in our memories and retail heaven.

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Рік тому +8

      Hell….. most of them are in retail hell. There is no retail Heaven, not really, it’s a small place with a few stores that sold religious items just over cost for a couple years until the landlord raised their rent and they went under; let’s face it, any store selling religious items that stays open longer than five years isn’t run by someone wanting to provide people with religious items, it’s run by someone who saw a niche and has a high markup (or is a front for the mob with a lot of cash sales on the books despite a lack of moving inventory)……

    • @seatspud
      @seatspud Рік тому +7

      J.K. Gill's: (directed at the dollar stores) "Am I a joke to you?"
      Small World Gifts and Novelties: "Dude, let it go." (Shakes head, still thinking about Spencer's and Hot Topic)

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 Рік тому +6

      I loved Zany Brainy!! I'd spend hours there with my kids. Son playing with the Thomas the Train setup, daughter looking at the dollhouses and reading the books...it was like a playdate with supervision and other kids.
      Poor kids today can't even meet people in real life

    • @faithcastillo9597
      @faithcastillo9597 Рік тому

      @@seatspud loved Spencer's and Hot Topic.

    • @enigmalfidelity
      @enigmalfidelity Рік тому +1

      Want nostalgia?
      I wish they'd open up the "Sanfransisco" stores again.
      Nothing like a store that's half nick nacks, half sex toys...
      "Don't go in the back area. That's the adult area" as the toys and items literally blend with the adult stuff as you get closer to the back.
      I was like 7 when I saw giant rubber fists in a bucket in the back of the store...

  • @HeartlandHunny
    @HeartlandHunny Рік тому +102

    Aw, remember when malls had bookstores? Better days…

    • @druid_zephyrus
      @druid_zephyrus Рік тому

      I mean... kinda.
      Malls were a terrible thing that were used for money laundering and property manipulation, but go off!

    • @tswain92_
      @tswain92_ Рік тому +4

      Memories😢

    • @debco12
      @debco12 Рік тому +12

      Remember when we had malls?

    • @CDRiley
      @CDRiley Рік тому +4

      Remember when we had moody Security Guards?

    • @yurmabeechaudits3522
      @yurmabeechaudits3522 Рік тому +2

      What's a mall? Or a book? 😂

  • @lovebuzz1979
    @lovebuzz1979 Рік тому +31

    Gotta get me a Dollar tree shirt.🤣🤣 Your hilarious! "What in the Clover Valley is going on here" hahaha 🤣😆

    • @debco12
      @debco12 Рік тому +2

      I died at that one! Matt is freakin' hilarious!

  • @TigerHistalmos
    @TigerHistalmos Рік тому +72

    "Honey, the dollar stores are in the yard again."
    Great stuff as always.

  • @sab3295
    @sab3295 Рік тому +51

    😂😂 so that's where the 25¢ is going 😂

  • @brostrait17
    @brostrait17 Рік тому +134

    You know it’s bad when you have a family dollar and a general right next door to each other. I’ll just be heading down to the Piggly Wiggly one day and I’ll see a dollar general employee and a family dollar employee going at it over some pool noodles 😂

    • @SarahRenz59
      @SarahRenz59 Рік тому +8

      We have a Dollar General next to a Big Lots. Does that count?

    • @marthahawkinson-michau9611
      @marthahawkinson-michau9611 Рік тому +8

      You still have Piggly Wiggly stores? I haven’t seen one of those in decades….

    • @Dulcess
      @Dulcess Рік тому +8

      I stay where dollar tree and family dollar share a parking lot, they are on opposite ends. If you go a couple streets down you can find a dollar general. 🥴

    • @tswain92_
      @tswain92_ Рік тому +4

      ​@@Dulcess Living the dream.

    • @Dulcess
      @Dulcess Рік тому +4

      @@tswain92_ 😂

  • @rococogoth
    @rococogoth Рік тому +32

    My soul cries for KB Toys, Radio Shack, and Walden books! I used to love those stores.

    • @seatspud
      @seatspud Рік тому +1

      The Tinder Box: (takes a long drag) "Doubt anybody misses me nowadays."

    • @yurmabeechaudits3522
      @yurmabeechaudits3522 Рік тому +1

      So why did so many Americans turn their backs on them?

    • @rococogoth
      @rococogoth Рік тому +2

      @@yurmabeechaudits3522 I cannot and would not dare speak for a whole country, I know I used to frequent Walden Book and KBT until they closed.

    • @THOMAS_VANN
      @THOMAS_VANN Рік тому

      Is it bad I only know about radio shack

    • @rococogoth
      @rococogoth Рік тому

      @@THOMAS_VANN Nah, it happens. There was one store I had never heard of in the skit. :)

  • @shawnkurtz4424
    @shawnkurtz4424 Рік тому +76

    You missed a golden opportunity to come out as the homeowner with a spray bottle yellin "go on git"

    • @elizabethdowney3412
      @elizabethdowney3412 Рік тому +9

      "Honey, get the water hose."

    • @shawnkurtz4424
      @shawnkurtz4424 Рік тому +5

      @elizabethdowney3412 "nah, we can't waste the good water on the likes of them"

    • @elizabethdowney3412
      @elizabethdowney3412 Рік тому +5

      Oh right..."Honey, get the fly swatter."

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe Рік тому

      yess

    • @MrChristianDT
      @MrChristianDT Рік тому

      And Dollar Tree just seeing the spray bottle & being like, "OH, hey! We have those for a couple weeks every few months sometimes!"

  • @Hiediho2337
    @Hiediho2337 Рік тому +62

    This exact thing happened last year in my little town. We had the Dollar General and just down the road the Dollar Tree/Family Dollar built. We do, if fact, shop at both.😄

    • @thebigdog2295
      @thebigdog2295 Рік тому +9

      There's a Dollar General, and Family Dollar/Dollar Tree right next to each other just down the road from where I live. I haven't shopped at both of them YET. But I'm sure it's going to happen sooner, or later. 😁😅😂🤣

    • @lancelambert9124
      @lancelambert9124 Рік тому +6

      We have that here, we call it Dollar Holler.

    • @apriltini
      @apriltini Рік тому +1

      We have that too! Ours are across the "highway" from each other.

    • @HillaryMoore
      @HillaryMoore Рік тому +3

      We have that here. The DG has been here a few years, but the new combo store opened just before Christmas. I shop both. Especially while waiting on laundry at the laundromat. We're a tiny town < 1000 residents in a rural southern Indiana county.

  • @CASEMSTR
    @CASEMSTR Рік тому +22

    "you sell $5 steaks!?"
    "No"
    "Whew-"
    "They are only a dollar"
    Still laughing 4 days later

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 Рік тому +88

    Props to Dollar General using an Ames shovel. I now want “If Home Improvement Stores” could meet. Lowe’s vs. Home Depot would be awesome.

    • @elizabethcobb3316
      @elizabethcobb3316 Рік тому +4

      Great idea 👍

    • @rcschmidt668
      @rcschmidt668 Рік тому +2

      That would be epic!

    • @stillatwork
      @stillatwork Рік тому +10

      He should role play them as divorced formally married couple because that is pretty much true with their origin, with ace being the elder with a bag of popcorn, and then whatever other brands he wants to throw in there

    • @arcwiz
      @arcwiz Рік тому +11

      @@stillatwork Wonder what Harbor Freight would be

    • @marthahawkinson-michau9611
      @marthahawkinson-michau9611 Рік тому

      @@arcwiz upstart immigrant punk?

  • @charles0322mrsdani
    @charles0322mrsdani Рік тому +30

    Honey the dollar stores are in the yard again...get the hose

  • @rayjohnson2387
    @rayjohnson2387 Рік тому +38

    Gotta love the candy selection at 5 below...they even have zots...i thought they quit making those 40 years ago 🤣

    • @lorijudd2151
      @lorijudd2151 Рік тому +8

      ... they did! So that means they DO live forever!

    • @rayjohnson2387
      @rayjohnson2387 Рік тому +4

      @lorijudd2151 if they had Marathon bars...I'd move in lol

    • @asdisskagen6487
      @asdisskagen6487 Рік тому +9

      They did stop making Zots 40 years ago; they're still just working through the inventory...

    • @rayjohnson2387
      @rayjohnson2387 Рік тому +4

      @@asdisskagen6487 that explains why they're 10 for a buck lol

    • @thecreek7152
      @thecreek7152 Рік тому

      That's cuz Zots caused zits.

  • @meco1124
    @meco1124 Рік тому +6

    As a member of an alabama rural community, I am happy to announce the we NOW have three dollar stores within 10 miles of each other on the same highway with an addition of a NEW family dollar/dollar tree combo. The road has now been termed dollar holler

  • @rondadams
    @rondadams Рік тому +128

    I'm really surprised that Dollar General hasn't figured out to make their stores using pre-fab mobile buildings. It would save them a LOT of money, then they could just up and move every now and then.
    Also, DG should partner with Waffle House. They already have the same color scheme, and you know at least half the people that visit a DG also visit WH on a regular basis. Just combine the two already, call it Waffle House General Store!

    • @michelledeleon1842
      @michelledeleon1842 Рік тому +27

      sure, it'd be the knockoff Cracker Barrel

    • @LukeMaps
      @LukeMaps Рік тому +21

      With all the boxes at DG and the fights at Waffle House, boxing matches would be a nightly event!

    • @lorenstribling6096
      @lorenstribling6096 Рік тому +6

      They could start a line of WH merch.

    • @gloriaalex11
      @gloriaalex11 Рік тому +9

      This here is some marketing genius. Make sure somebody pays y'all for your ideas.

    • @nerdypunkin4336
      @nerdypunkin4336 Рік тому +1

      Not a bad idea 😂😂😂😂but

  • @1973chevypickup
    @1973chevypickup Рік тому +28

    Thank you for clarifying they're breaking ground for a new store.
    I seriously thought DG was hiding the body of KMart or something.

    • @FullMoonOctober
      @FullMoonOctober Рік тому +7

      Why bother hiding the body? No one's looking for it anymore.

    • @jillneverumind7229
      @jillneverumind7229 Рік тому

      😆

    • @Leamax33
      @Leamax33 10 місяців тому

      They are hiding the body.....underneath the new Dollar General

  • @kevinramsey417
    @kevinramsey417 Рік тому +13

    I miss shopping malls, I practically lived at Waldenbooks. Air h-five due to budget constraints.

    • @Wyndamn
      @Wyndamn Рік тому +2

      Waldenbooks was pure awesomeness , before borders, barnes & noble and books-a-million.......there was Waldenbooks.

    • @kevinramsey417
      @kevinramsey417 Рік тому +2

      @@Wyndamn Well I do like Books-a-Million because they have baristas but totally. Also, I hate that Dollar Stores aren't really Dollar Stores anymore.

    • @Wyndamn
      @Wyndamn Рік тому

      @@kevinramsey417 I love Books-A-Million as well, I have a membership and everything. I wish they still sold comic books 😔😔😔 but it's still an awesome place to hangout 😃😃😃.

    • @charlottemajewski5992
      @charlottemajewski5992 4 дні тому

      I miss Waldenbooks and B Dalton.

  • @rubywingo6030
    @rubywingo6030 Рік тому +37

    It is scary how spot on these videos are! This guy is a genius!😂

  • @katwat2653
    @katwat2653 Рік тому +2

    best quote ," Honey dollar stores are in the yard again" keep up the laughs 😂

  • @MSR-1701
    @MSR-1701 Рік тому +57

    Awesome and hilarious as always!
    Thanks for what you do, Matt!

  • @GraceHenderson-xg6xi
    @GraceHenderson-xg6xi Рік тому +5

    I am so happy that you mentioned Zaney Brainy! I think it was one of the best children's stores ever! I worked for 6 different stores during my 3 yrs with the company.LOVED them!

  • @BobbiJo
    @BobbiJo Рік тому +6

    😆 @ thats where the extra 25 cents is going. So true about all the boxes in DG!

  • @adambuskirk2222
    @adambuskirk2222 Рік тому +22

    Irony since Dollar Tree owns Family Dollar

  • @Wyndamn
    @Wyndamn Рік тому +15

    Got dang it he's right !!!! I do remember seeing dollar tree in the mall, and WOW Walden Books brought back a lot of memories of reading comic books off of those spinning wire racks and SLAM Magazine........( getting old sucks but the memories make it awesome😊😊😊)

    • @kynn23
      @kynn23 Рік тому +1

      B. Dalton was my favorite (fond memories of buying Baby-Sitters Club books there), but Walden Books was an acceptable substitute when my mom was shopping upstairs instead of downstairs.

    • @jfterrell
      @jfterrell Рік тому +1

      Loved B. Dalton and use to work the calendar kiosk seasonally for Waldenbooks who was owned by Border’s. I think B. Dalton and Books A Million were related.

  • @aaroncorbett6352
    @aaroncorbett6352 Рік тому +8

    "Due to budget constraints" got me hacking up a lung from laughing too hard. My boss is gonna figure out I'm not working.

  • @apriltini
    @apriltini Рік тому +3

    This is so on topic. We actually have this mess in my county. On one side of the "highway" is a combo Dollar Tree and Family Dollar, and on the other side, just smidge down a bit is a Dollar General. I shake my head every time I pass them.

  • @debbyfigueroa7787
    @debbyfigueroa7787 Рік тому +1

    Dang, he hit with the KB toys and everything! 😂 This one was too good and too accurate. Lol

  • @annam1969
    @annam1969 Рік тому +11

    Great channel. Keep it comming Matt. Love the material. Soo funny.

  • @evelynthompson755
    @evelynthompson755 Рік тому +5

    Family dollar is owned by Dollar Tree, so that should be interesting when they find out. Love your videos!😀

    • @Bacopa68
      @Bacopa68 Рік тому +1

      Around here Family Dollar is an inner city and suburban decay store. Dollar Tree has its own niche, and Dollar General is rural.

  • @fakefake3113
    @fakefake3113 Рік тому +1

    This is hilarious!! Very clever 👍👍
    What in the Clover Valley... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GEAUXUNA
    @GEAUXUNA Рік тому +3

    What in the clover Valley 😂 priceless

  • @tylerlawrence5404
    @tylerlawrence5404 Рік тому +15

    Simply funnier than any other group of comedians!

  • @LorisWhirled
    @LorisWhirled Рік тому +4

    God bless this man.

  • @TracyT5150
    @TracyT5150 Рік тому +2

    Matt is a blessing to all who are depressed. Thank You for getting through bad times. ❤🎉😅

  • @Heavenlyhounds96
    @Heavenlyhounds96 10 місяців тому +1

    "Hang on, what in the Clover Valley is going on here?!"
    CLOVER VALLEY! XD
    That got me wheezing so hard for a moment, (mainly cause I used to work for DG for 2 1/2 years. I actually enjoyed it but I did get a good store and coworkers so..)

  • @blueskiesarelovely
    @blueskiesarelovely Рік тому +7

    In the town that my mom lives in (in Texas) we call it the Dollar Store Mall because it's set up just like this😂😂😂😂😂

  • @janejones7638
    @janejones7638 Рік тому +6

    Yep, that sounds about right. I remember in college I did most of my shopping at Dollar Tree for make-up and cheap food. Thos days it was a $1 and that's all I could afford to spend. Right now I feel lucky that I'm able to afford Walmart. On really lucky days, I go to Publix (clean floors, shelves, people what a luxury).

  • @billnolte8644
    @billnolte8644 Рік тому +2

    This is what It's a Southern Thing now aspires to. And I miss Waldenbooks desperately!

  • @JoeXTheXJuggalo1
    @JoeXTheXJuggalo1 Рік тому +3

    The home owner character reminds me of a story about one of my friends. His small city has a family dollar and I believe a dollar tree and a dollar general supermarket close to each other but that's not the bad thing. When dollar general got in their overzealous store placements they put like 3 more dollars generals in his town and when they was talking about building another the city's citizens actually made a petition to tell city's higher up and dollar general no more and to stop.

  • @isabeauwolf562
    @isabeauwolf562 Рік тому +3

    This is so accurate! 😆We have 2 Dollar Generals and then they built a Dollar Tree/Family Dollar in my town in December. We are literally in the middle of nowhere, yet 30 minutes away from everything at the same time.

  • @mariejustme
    @mariejustme Рік тому +7

    Ooh, my life just flashed before my eyes. 😂 Thanks, Matt. I needed that. ❤

  • @sbyrstall
    @sbyrstall Рік тому +1

    "Honey, the dollar stores are in the yard again.". Love it. 💕

  • @johnyg8183
    @johnyg8183 Рік тому +2

    I have to take my truck to Pep Boys. Previously, they'd had a service desk at the back of their retail store. But now they had a service desk in a space like an oversized closet, and a Dollar General had opened in their retail space. I immediately thought of this video, went home, and started checking my front lawn.

  • @LanceMan
    @LanceMan Рік тому +3

    I worked for DT and Family Dollar. My wife worked for DG and my daughter worked for FD and DG...lol. I also know the very first employee of DollarTree. He was my boss when I worked there...lol

  • @Marr-in-Memphis
    @Marr-in-Memphis Рік тому +7

    I appreciate the UA-cam algorithm suggesting this gem to me. Brilliant writing & editing. Gotta share this one.👍🏼

  • @HiImKangarou
    @HiImKangarou Рік тому

    "Air High-5 due to budget constraints!" Always love a good self-aware joke.

  • @bre2405
    @bre2405 Рік тому +3

    in little town we have all three within a mile radius lol and before they built the dollar tree it was a Freds store which is basically a better dollar general lol

    • @YSLRD
      @YSLRD Рік тому

      I miss Fred's

  • @bluebutterfly244
    @bluebutterfly244 Рік тому +4

    Not a joke, we have a Dollar General in a strip mall and a Dollar Tree opened a few doors down in the same strip mall. Saw that and was like, it's about to get real. 😂

  • @redfishtex738
    @redfishtex738 Рік тому +16

    Went there on Wednesday and spent way too much. Made grab bags of stuff from the Easter Bunny for the kids. Matt can you dress up in a Easter Bunny outfit? You know for the kids. Hey if John Wayne can do it. Hope you and your family have a great Easter!

  • @lindaseel9986
    @lindaseel9986 Рік тому

    "Hunny! The Dollar Stores are in the yard again!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @pamglass6007
    @pamglass6007 Рік тому +2

    You nailed them all! 🤣

  • @ChrisMentzer
    @ChrisMentzer Рік тому +4

    I was hoping to see 99cents store show up at the last second. Great sketch!!

    • @nannettefreeman7331
      @nannettefreeman7331 Рік тому

      They don't have 99Cent Stores in the South. I know, sad, huh? ✌🏼

    • @lilchi721
      @lilchi721 Рік тому

      @@nannettefreeman7331 They have them in Texas

  • @1craley878
    @1craley878 Рік тому +5

    Love the ending "honey, the dollar stores are in the yard again "

  • @jenny-pm8tl
    @jenny-pm8tl Рік тому

    “Hold on, what in the Clover Valley is going on here?” 😆🤣😂

  • @Jusoon
    @Jusoon 10 місяців тому

    "Air high five due to budget restraints" had me laughing.

  • @Ralphinsc
    @Ralphinsc Рік тому +4

    I can't believe you missed the opportunity to bring in Dollar General's bougie cousin Popshelf....... lol.

  • @Tmalik21g
    @Tmalik21g Рік тому +3

    Just genius. Had me laughing so loud I woke my daughter up from her nap.

  • @DottyGale8
    @DottyGale8 2 місяці тому

    "Would people shop at both?"
    LOL! Yes. Yes, I will go from DG to DT! :D

  • @TracyfromNC
    @TracyfromNC Рік тому

    Genius and dedication with those t shirts! What in the clover valley!😂😂😂

  • @cerisenoir2457
    @cerisenoir2457 Рік тому +6

    This literally happened in my town. We had a dollar general for years, they moved down the street to a slightly bigger building then a couple months later we got out “Family Tree” store built right across from it.

  • @terryschiller2625
    @terryschiller2625 Рік тому +4

    Matt the man the myth the legend! Awesome work 👍

  • @Brainrot_Rat
    @Brainrot_Rat 5 місяців тому +1

    Husband: “Honey the dollar stores are in the yard again!”
    Wife: “*random mumbling walking outside* GO ON GIT”

  • @random2829
    @random2829 Рік тому +1

    Just spent the last week in Delhi, Louisiana and this is EXACTLY what I saw!

  • @Eseseso494
    @Eseseso494 Рік тому +6

    "Oh yeah, that's the good stuff".
    I have no trouble believing that Dollar Tree would sell literal dirt to its customers for $1.25.

    • @thecreek7152
      @thecreek7152 Рік тому +2

      Dollar TREE sells dirt for $1.25 (questionable "potting soil").

    • @yurmabeechaudits3522
      @yurmabeechaudits3522 Рік тому

      How much quantity we talking about. Real estate for 1.25 isn't a bad investment plan 😂

  • @RandyMarsh-nu6lo
    @RandyMarsh-nu6lo Рік тому +4

    Love all the videos man!!! Keep em coming.

  • @garystielow232
    @garystielow232 Рік тому

    "Air high five due to budget constraints" Hilarious! I had to subscribe.

  • @jpbaley2016
    @jpbaley2016 Рік тому +1

    “That’s where the extra 25 cents went” 😅😅😅

  • @rideshareog
    @rideshareog Рік тому +7

    Lawd Matt, you are awesome. Making me laugh is tough. You win.

  • @Vol4Life8
    @Vol4Life8 Рік тому +3

    These videos are amazing 😂 If your not subbed, what are you doing with your life.

  • @ianstradian
    @ianstradian Рік тому +2

    Great idea for a Tshirt!!!
    Picture of Matt and the saying “Honey the Dollar stores are in the yard again!”

  • @evelyncrismon3851
    @evelyncrismon3851 Рік тому

    That was Awesome & laugh so much 😂😂😂 good idea, great talent, So funny 🤣🤣

  • @TheTurtleMan1
    @TheTurtleMan1 Рік тому +4

    First comenter!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤

  • @candisschwarz8743
    @candisschwarz8743 Рік тому

    That's amazing. I just shopped at the new dollar general AND the family dollar in my small town this morning. Lol Easter baskets are done!

  • @RR-it2rt
    @RR-it2rt 7 місяців тому +1

    In the last month, DeBerry Tx just opened a Dollar Tree/Family Dollar combo store. One building, one entrance. The building has both signs on it. There are two Dollar Generals, each a mile or less from the new store. Another Family Dollar Store about 4 miles down the road.
    Life in small town East Texas.😂😂😂

  • @wendimooreart
    @wendimooreart Рік тому +1

    On my way to work (in Alabama), I pass a Dollar General on the right, with a Family Dollar/Dollar Tree combo across the street. I live in the city, but commute to the country. It seems backward, but I work an office job in an area where there are several manufacturing facilities. There isn’t much else way out there.

  • @phillipmoody710
    @phillipmoody710 Рік тому

    "Honey, the dollar store are in the yard, again."🤣🤣🤣

  • @PenPalAnna
    @PenPalAnna Рік тому

    I appreciate this so much. Less than two miles away is a Dollar General across the road from a Family Dollar Tree.

  • @gypsybelle4757
    @gypsybelle4757 Рік тому +2

    I hadn’t thought about some of those mall stores in a minute! Dollar Tree is a survivor. And Matt is looking Gooood in that MSU hat! Thank you, Sir, for making my afternoon! #hailState

  • @ntrotter1166
    @ntrotter1166 Рік тому

    I didn't realize I would be so happy to hear someone mention Zainy Brainy!!! I thought I was going crazy, no one ever remembers them!

  • @donovanlong648
    @donovanlong648 Рік тому

    Love it, 15 miles from where I live, Dollar tree/ Family Dollar opened a new store, and Dollar General Market opened at the same time, both stores on opposite side of highway from the closest big grocery store in 15 miles!! Accurate 😅😅😅😂😂😂😅😅😅

  • @SarushaIsMyName
    @SarushaIsMyName Рік тому

    "Honey, the dollar stores are in the yard again...." LMFAO

  • @souljadawg4
    @souljadawg4 Рік тому

    “Air high five due to budget constraints”😂😂

  • @Whoknows-mf1cv
    @Whoknows-mf1cv Рік тому

    I was going through a small town in Louisiana and there was a combo Dollar Tree/Family Dollar and a Dollar General across the street. I felt like I was in the budget friendly twilight zone.

  • @Stevie8654
    @Stevie8654 Рік тому +2

    Around my area, DG is in small towns, dollar tree is in the suburbs, and Family Dollar is in the ghetto

  • @enerioffutt1881
    @enerioffutt1881 8 місяців тому

    I may live in the Pacific Northwest but I absolutely LOVE Dollar Tree...even with it becoming Dollar and Twenty-Five Cents Tree.

  • @Warriormon87
    @Warriormon87 Рік тому

    Aww Zainy Brainy. Remebering them made me think of them and Toys R Us and Discocery Zone and then I got sad by all the stuff our kids will never get to experience.

  • @joeljackson2675
    @joeljackson2675 Рік тому +1

    St. Augustine, Tx has the trifecta. All three nextdoor. Family and Tree are in the same building.

  • @TJamesBoone
    @TJamesBoone Рік тому

    "Air high five due to budget constraints." 🤣