If Dollar General Had Delivery

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  • Опубліковано 19 сер 2024
  • Watch your back, Amazon. DG is about to mess everything up.

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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  Рік тому +538

    Subscribe or compete in the Octopus Matches

    • @nicksojka7457
      @nicksojka7457 Рік тому +10

      Is Octopus Matches still in Korean? Or is it in Japanese?

    • @balthromaw6305
      @balthromaw6305 Рік тому +1

      LMAO... thank you I needed this chuckle

    • @SlaymanSFX
      @SlaymanSFX Рік тому +7

      I hope DG minus will stream that live! 🤣

    • @darlenemccoy8892
      @darlenemccoy8892 Рік тому +5

      I was like, Octopus Matches?? 🤔 Oh, Squid Games!! 😄

    • @darlenemccoy8892
      @darlenemccoy8892 Рік тому +1

      @@clintwalls5217 How about a Clover Valley/Asylum Production partnership? Naw, the world ain't ready!

  • @rich9125
    @rich9125 Рік тому +847

    No lie… when he said “any minute now”, my doorbell rang and I got scared because it was a delivery guy from DHL…. All I saw was yellow and became very afraid 😂😅

    • @amytarvin2776
      @amytarvin2776 Рік тому +43

      It’s real….they’re comin’ !!!

    • @jamesburton1050
      @jamesburton1050 Рік тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @sunnymarie2060
      @sunnymarie2060 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @WorldOfTess2024
      @WorldOfTess2024 Рік тому +22

      They know where you are, they know what you watch on You Tube. [cue ominous music, probably the theme to "Jowls"]

    • @EFergDindrane
      @EFergDindrane Рік тому +2

      @@WorldOfTess2024 *Jowls* LOL

  • @appo9357
    @appo9357 Рік тому +818

    I’d rather just go to the store to watch Weird Stuff live.

    • @janejones7638
      @janejones7638 Рік тому +10

      Except I feel that I'm visiting the Black Hole of Calcutta. I feel like if I stop moving the squalor will jump onto me or that I'd get lice. I haven't been to a DG in about two years because that's Creepy Things.

    • @johnking1428
      @johnking1428 Рік тому +2

      😂

    • @henryturnerjr3857
      @henryturnerjr3857 Рік тому +19

      But the Dollar General is actually closer to my house than my mailbox! Well, almost. 😅

    • @fancynecromancy
      @fancynecromancy Рік тому +10

      I goose honked at this

    • @CorvoFG
      @CorvoFG Рік тому +7

      That’s the only reason Walmart exists as far as I’m concerned.

  • @thought_gamer4431
    @thought_gamer4431 Рік тому +462

    As a DG employee I'd like to clarify that most of this information is accurate except for having the things you need when you need it and also the website wouldn't work because DG.

    • @jamesburton1050
      @jamesburton1050 Рік тому +54

      "We're sorry. One of the items in your cart is not available in your area. Please remove the item to continue." Customer removes one item. "We're sorry. One of the items in your cart is not available in your area. Please remove the item to continue." Customer removes one item. "We're sorry. One of the items in your cart is not available in your area. Please remove the item to continue." ..........ad nauseam

    • @johnwayne3904
      @johnwayne3904 Рік тому +7

      ​@@jamesburton1050🤣😂🤣

    • @lizn2565
      @lizn2565 Рік тому +7

      Or 500 of what nobody wants.

    • @jamesburton1050
      @jamesburton1050 Рік тому +12

      @@lizn2565 "free random doohickey with each purchase on DG Minus"

    • @dshepherd107
      @dshepherd107 Рік тому

      😂😂😂

  • @landonmichelle
    @landonmichelle Рік тому +52

    Two days ago at DG, my hubby went to check out and noticed he was alone. Went to the doors and he was locked in! Turns out they ran out of receipt paper, but didn't check for customers before leaving to get more. The owner was the only one working that day.

  • @christineKT
    @christineKT Рік тому +300

    "like bananas...and banana flavored things"
    Eerily accurate as always, Matt.

  • @sburris65
    @sburris65 Рік тому +107

    I used to be a DG manager. It is so true. People used to ask me why I ordered so much stuff. I had to explain I didn't order anything. The things I needed I never got. The things I didn't...got every delivery.

    • @justinsimpson6048
      @justinsimpson6048 Рік тому +5

      My wife's still currently dealing wit this. Lol tha they expect the managers 20 work 60 hours a week

    • @sburris65
      @sburris65 Рік тому +9

      @Justin Simpson ...that's why I took a significant cut in pay to go to where I work now. I'm in an office, so 40 hours a week, no weekends, no holidays, no covering someone's shift. I miss the money but nothing else.

    • @burtonwilliams5355
      @burtonwilliams5355 Рік тому +1

      Sounds like Publix.

    • @pamelahornick8108
      @pamelahornick8108 Рік тому +3

      I used to work at DG and the backroom was constantly piled up with sh!t that wouldn't fit on the shelves- unless you could have used all the empty spots from the stuff we didn't get.

  • @NOLAgenX
    @NOLAgenX Рік тому +398

    I was so worried that I would never achieve that “Boxes Everywhere” decor that DG has! I’m so glad you let us know about their plans to help with that. 😁

    • @zchris87v80
      @zchris87v80 Рік тому +9

      Haven’t been into one in years but went out of necessity in Helen, GA and because of these videos, I walked in and said “where are the boxes”?
      Luckily there wasn’t an employee in sight to hear me and take offense.

    • @youtubeidentity7412
      @youtubeidentity7412 11 місяців тому +1

      😂😂

  • @brandonjones5096
    @brandonjones5096 Рік тому +60

    The fact that what looks like a funeral procession driving by in the background is probably the best thing to ever happen in the history of youtube.

    • @trentkuhlman7301
      @trentkuhlman7301 Рік тому +4

      I didn't notice that the first time. But this his hilarious.

  • @EmilyKira
    @EmilyKira Рік тому +421

    I recently ordered something online to pick-up at one of the other stores with "Dollar" in its name. First time trying this with them. I never got a confirmation email. Called the store and they said it was ready for me to pick-up. Stopped by the store and told the one employee in the store that I was there to pick-up my order. She said, "I don't know nothing about that." Then we just looked at each other in silence for an awkward amount of time.

    • @Imbatmn57
      @Imbatmn57 Рік тому +26

      I don't get pick up from my dollar general, one time i went to get an order for my mom and they just had it sitting on a shelf out in the middle of the store. It wasn't even visible from the checkout so they couldn't see if someone was taking someone's order. Now if there's something she wants i just shop for it myself.

    • @mcomeslast
      @mcomeslast Рік тому +31

      I have yet to get a delivery service to work. Instacart, etc. Drivers wanted bigger orders despite a large tip. Played the “didn’t get your money, can you send it another way”. I reported them and instacart refunded me. They had received my money. Walmart like to stock expired food. No thanks, I don’t trust them to pick my food.

    • @Jp19557
      @Jp19557 Рік тому +10

      That sounds about right to me.

    • @brettkelly5894
      @brettkelly5894 Рік тому +9

      My ex wife worked at dollar general the entire store noped out of pick up they didn't gather shit for 3 years

    • @patricia_grace
      @patricia_grace Рік тому +21

      Ah, was it the Dollar and A Quarter Tree? 😏

  • @DavinDesborough
    @DavinDesborough Рік тому +302

    The funeral procession driving by is totally appropriate and on point for a DG video. How in the world did Matt make that happen? 😜

    • @organist1982
      @organist1982 Рік тому +30

      I didn't notice and had to re-watch to find it, and sure enough! 😂

    • @jasonbradley2807
      @jasonbradley2807 Рік тому +40

      People are dying to get that DG-

    • @killersopinion1829
      @killersopinion1829 Рік тому +15

      That was the first thing I noticed. I was wondering if anyone else had noticed it.

    • @katarh
      @katarh Рік тому +23

      At one point the school bus pulls over to let the rest of the funeral cars go by.

    • @burtonwilliams5355
      @burtonwilliams5355 Рік тому +10

      I did not catch it the first time, so re-watched. Sharp Eye !

  • @redfishtex738
    @redfishtex738 Рік тому +207

    Matt you do realize that someone in DG corporate will see your video and LOVE YOUR IDEA. If we all start receiving boxes from DG in six months you better hope we all forgot this video. Octopus matches..I spat coffee across the kitchen counter.

    • @timesthree5757
      @timesthree5757 Рік тому +6

      The letter will read.
      “We here at DG are committed to providing our customers with the unique experience that only DG can provide.
      On order to accomplish this DG will now be sending our boxes to our customer’s homes so that physical locations can better serve our customers, you.
      Sincerely,
      DG corporate.”

    • @davidthedeaf
      @davidthedeaf Рік тому +2

      Matt’s family will be the first to get the packages. I am sure of this. They are watching him. O_O

    • @cgamejewels
      @cgamejewels Рік тому

      true

  • @GEAUXUNA
    @GEAUXUNA Рік тому +107

    LOL the extensive dvd selections. This was hilarious!! And don't forget we will guarantee 99% of all food your order is at least 8-12 months pass the expiration dates listed. That's our guarantee!!!

    • @MarylandFarmer.
      @MarylandFarmer. Рік тому +13

      Yup! Just yesterday my mother handed me an oatmeal cookie from DG. I asked if they were still soft. She looks at the date and says they were 8 months ago so...

    • @tankman7711
      @tankman7711 Рік тому +1

      LMAO!!

    • @patchdavis35
      @patchdavis35 Рік тому +3

      And it's BANANA flavored!

    • @MelissaThompson432
      @MelissaThompson432 Рік тому

      ​@@MarylandFarmer. just leave the bag open overnight. (It helps if you live in a humid area, but that's the entire South-- and Maryland, if that's not South for you. Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't....)

  • @sabrinanelsen8660
    @sabrinanelsen8660 Рік тому +73

    I already have too many boxes to recycle. Please don’t do this to me, DG! 😂

    • @MelissaThompson432
      @MelissaThompson432 Рік тому +2

      I've decided to buy some gorilla glue and start making furniture out of mine. Now that I'm heavily into online shopping, boxes are a fact of life....

  • @zman08
    @zman08 Рік тому +186

    I love how Matt just breaks every time he even thinks of Octopus Matches.

    • @blackfox7309
      @blackfox7309 Рік тому +7

      The Game of Thrones one for me

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 Рік тому +1

      Gotta love that the last one is just him laughing from his producer getting the giggles

  • @frankiebober2116
    @frankiebober2116 Рік тому +150

    Awesome video, but we absolutely need more bloopers in the future. You have such a contagious laugh!

  • @FJamison1
    @FJamison1 Рік тому +22

    The cassette tape picture on their music offering was one of so, so many great little touches.

  • @TheMightyDel
    @TheMightyDel Рік тому +59

    This might be a good idea. Part of the return process is you have to put it on the shelf. Finally solve that problem for DG!

  • @scruffiestofnerfherders7397
    @scruffiestofnerfherders7397 Рік тому +74

    Guess that 500 feet stayaway order from DG is in effect for Matt

    • @valdabrat4886
      @valdabrat4886 Рік тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @anthonystrickland7049
      @anthonystrickland7049 Рік тому +2

      "That man is a menace. Just look what he did to the snack aisle!"

    • @WorldOfTess2024
      @WorldOfTess2024 Рік тому

      "If he does another ranking video trashing our store brands, I'm gonna..."

  • @wolfoftheages
    @wolfoftheages Рік тому +33

    I forgot my groceries (that I actually ordered) were coming today, and the doorbell rang during the bloopers. I might have been concerned for a hot second. 😂

  • @joeslayter5841
    @joeslayter5841 Рік тому +26

    Oh, you had me crying at the mention of Chris Gaines.🤣🤣

    • @lquinn410
      @lquinn410 Рік тому +2

      I snorted at that one!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bacopa68
      @Bacopa68 Рік тому +1

      I actually liked the Chris Gaines music.

    • @skizbees
      @skizbees Рік тому +1

      Snow In July was a good track.

    • @MelissaThompson432
      @MelissaThompson432 Рік тому +3

      "From Garth Books to Chris Gaines!!"

    • @rhondaflesher8313
      @rhondaflesher8313 4 місяці тому

      I think I have that album- somewhere.

  • @jps30
    @jps30 Рік тому +14

    I figured their delivery service would be a catapult in the parking lot, some leftover contraption from the punkin chunkin contest.

  • @jarricksnyder3906
    @jarricksnyder3906 Рік тому +29

    The funeral procession in the background... DG offering funeral arraginments, they already have the cheap fake flowers for ever other season

  • @GhostSot
    @GhostSot Рік тому +51

    Here is a huge tip with DG. If you do DG online on Saturday and do pickup. (You cannot buy anything that comes from the cooler/freezer section).. But lets say 6 packs of DR Pepper are 3 for 10 and Scotts is online for 4 bucks, and you have a digital coupon for 1 dollar off, plus you have the 5 off 25.. Well, online shopping, those coupons don't come off first. The subtotal adds up, and they take the 5 off 25 first, then apply the sales and other coupons.. So if you order online for pickup, your total is 9.25 vs if you walk into the store, its 17.00 --- So order online for store pickup on Saturdays to save.

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 Рік тому +78

    I never realized how little Dollar general spends in Windows until I saw the one your using as a back drop.

    • @cherylhee9762
      @cherylhee9762 Рік тому +11

      Yeah, it could double as a storm shelter 😂

    • @TheRealAtello
      @TheRealAtello Рік тому +8

      They love boxes so much, their buildings are tin boxes.

    • @syrethia
      @syrethia Рік тому +3

      Just saving the hassle of replacing them when people think the car is in reverse but it's not. That's happened a lot where I live.

    • @TheBigbum1974
      @TheBigbum1974 Рік тому +4

      "And that's savings we don't pass on to you!"

    • @Stonerman135
      @Stonerman135 Місяць тому

      @@syrethia That keeps happening to our Dollar Tree and Waffle House where I live.

  • @davidtaylor6772
    @davidtaylor6772 Рік тому +8

    I chose to study this company in college years ago because everyone else wanted to talk about Amazon. Dollar General is a very unique brand. Their goal is to offer a small supermarket in every town, especially those without a “Walmart”. It is unconventional and commendable. While Walmart looks for high population density areas for store locations, Dollar General places themselves typically in the outskirts to make shopping more accessible for rural or less dense urban and suburban areas.

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 6 місяців тому +1

      That's actually very commendable

  • @shawncollins3624
    @shawncollins3624 Рік тому +10

    Love the garth Brooks joke I hope people got it

  • @k86_
    @k86_ Рік тому +12

    Chris Gaines 😂 whos a 90s kid who has tried to block that memory out.. Who we kidding Garth has tried too also😂

    • @lquinn410
      @lquinn410 Рік тому +3

      Bless his heart.

    • @KayPrescesky
      @KayPrescesky Місяць тому

      Ah yes, the album "little blue crunchy things". Brain bleach for the album alone!

  • @dineauxjones
    @dineauxjones Рік тому +16

    Sweet, I've always wanted to know what it's like to navigate a DG on my front porch. Thanks, DG Minus.

  • @libbymelton1567
    @libbymelton1567 Рік тому +7

    🤣😂🤣😂 I love this! And Matt doing a great job keeping a straight face... mostly!😂🤣

  • @sabinal17
    @sabinal17 Рік тому +24

    I just lost my cat to lymphoma (RIP Abby) and have been torn up since Tuesday. I needed this laugh. Thanks, Matt. The DG Smut had me goin'😂😂😂

    • @WorldOfTess2024
      @WorldOfTess2024 Рік тому +5

      Oh, sweety. I'm so so sorry. I've felt that gutted, heart rending pain too many times. But, I know Abby was blessed to have you, and she'll be watching over you and the next puddum you save and love. ❤❤

    • @BROUBoomer
      @BROUBoomer Рік тому +4

      I'm so sorry for your loss. Loosing a fur baby is the same as loosing a family member.
      As time passes the pain lessens, because you learn to carry the load better. But someday when it's your turn to cross the rainbow bridge, they will be there waiting for you, and happy to greet you. You will see them again. That's what keeps me going. That and knowing my husband is keeping them company while they all wait for me. May they all rest in peace. 🕊️
      Hope this helps. Take care, stay safe, have a nice day.
      👵☮️🖖

    • @sabinal17
      @sabinal17 Рік тому +2

      @@WorldOfTess2024thank you ❤

    • @Arianna-sl2hv
      @Arianna-sl2hv 10 місяців тому

      💔 much love

  • @annawestall4395
    @annawestall4395 Рік тому +17

    Switching to delivery would explain why the DG across the street from my house closed (but is still fully stocked and has power)....I gotta drive a whole 10 minutes now to get to the next closest one. 😂

    • @lquinn410
      @lquinn410 Рік тому +2

      I have 5 within 10 minutes of my house. 1 in town, then 1 in each direction (North, south, east, west).

    • @Nylak-Otter
      @Nylak-Otter Рік тому +3

      Not gonna lie, that store sounds super convenient for looting when the apocalypse happens. Lucky biznitch.

    • @WorldOfTess2024
      @WorldOfTess2024 Рік тому +1

      Where do you live that you have to drive a whole 10 minutes to get to DG?? I live in the south Chicago burbs and they are everywhere. Still not as many as Walgreens, though.

    • @annawestall4395
      @annawestall4395 Рік тому

      @@WorldOfTess2024 Southeast Georgia. Very rural area.

    • @Nylak-Otter
      @Nylak-Otter Рік тому

      @@WorldOfTess2024 I have to drive at least 30+ minutes to get to one, honestly. I live on the outskirts of a university town in Missouri, around the Ozarks.

  • @QueenAqua
    @QueenAqua Рік тому +23

    If you know anything about acting, once you have the giggles, it is nigh *impossible* to get rid of them. I bet there was a lot more bloopers than that of just him and his lovely producer giggling in the middle of a field outside Dollar Gentral.

  • @helenel4126
    @helenel4126 Рік тому +3

    "743 stores within a mile of your house" "books featuring shirtless men" !!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @Adam-nv9zo
    @Adam-nv9zo Рік тому +34

    Man, your videos are hilarious. Thank you for the laughs, brother.

  • @brandyopsal4022
    @brandyopsal4022 Рік тому +2

    The funeral procession goes by and I started laughing and immediately thought, great I'm going to hell. 😂
    Prayers to their Mom-N-em.

  • @AaronSmith-kr5yf
    @AaronSmith-kr5yf Рік тому +5

    Dude I went to the Dollar General "Pop Shelf" in Hermitage TN. Felt like I was in the twilight zone. They had fresh produce(granted not a huge selection). The store was CLEAN, UNCLUTTERED, AND WELL STOCKED. Hell I work at a Publix across the street and our store wasn't that nice in terms of the floors/shelves/lighting/just general upkeep. Granted our Publix was built in the 1980's and was 4 or 5 different supermarket chains before Publix bought it in the aughts, never been renovated.

    • @wardad5628
      @wardad5628 8 місяців тому

      It was new, come back in a week.

  • @justsayingforafriend7010
    @justsayingforafriend7010 Рік тому +7

    I've only been in a Dollar General one time in my life. It's literally across the street from my house. I did not think anything of Matt's videos until I went there....
    I was in the checkout line the whole time laughing my ass off under my breath because it is all true. Dim lighting, Dirty isles full of boxes, no one works there, customers cleaning up....lollll

  • @cameo668
    @cameo668 Рік тому +14

    DG does actually do delivery with Shop and Deliver through Door Dash, which can honestly be REALLY weird. As a dasher, it's often a crazy mess to find everything since all DGs are set up a little differently. And then there's the fact that there's so much metal in the building that most of the barcodes won't scan unless you're up front by the registers. AND sometimes, the item the customer wants is there in the store, but the DD app won't scan it because "We don't have that item in our database." (It has happened to me far more often than I'd like to admit.) The worst part is, as a dasher, you've scanned in all the items and instead of just going to checkout and scanning in a code or something (like WM Spark does), you have to scan everything AGAIN at the register and pay for it with the Red Card. That works by the customer prepaying for everything, so the money is on the account for the card, then DD debits the customer for the total purchase at the register. It's a weird as heck way to run a show, let me tell you.

    • @SeshatRenee
      @SeshatRenee Рік тому

      Dasher here as well I pretty much avoid these offers unless it’s 5 items or less lol. Not worth the hassle. The construction of the building infuriates my cellphone’s signal. You have to walk out the store to inform the customers something isn’t in stock in order to attempt to replace said item(s). And most often people don’t respond even though 90% are glued to their phones. Make it make sense.

    • @pookhahare
      @pookhahare 9 місяців тому

      Been thinking of using the add on feature or whatever it is called where dasher stops 2nd store at DG but didn't want inflict that on the dasher.

    • @hmmm...............
      @hmmm............... 8 місяців тому

      ​@pookhahare As long as you leave them a good tip for doing so, it shouldn't matter. It is kind of their job and also something they should expect every now and then if they have a job like door dash.

  • @deathpyre42
    @deathpyre42 Рік тому +47

    Man, imagine what the delivery drivers are like.

    • @kanmeridoc1784
      @kanmeridoc1784 Рік тому +5

      "Drive it to your door, nah man. We drive it through your door. Ain't got time to be walking up steps and knocking."

    • @sunnymarie2060
      @sunnymarie2060 Рік тому +2

      They WILL NOT b the ones to mess with😂😂😂

    • @Musingsofkatie
      @Musingsofkatie Рік тому +1

      Definitely punting my package from the curb out their van door towards the general vicinity of my house haha!

    • @chromasux2
      @chromasux2 Рік тому +2

      They'll be contractors from 4 states away, with 20 deliveries stuffed in a box truck, and one GPS between them that always takes the long way around to your door. Though they might not bother with the door and just use the electric lift to bring the boxes down to the end of your driveway and leave them there.

    • @paulblichmann2791
      @paulblichmann2791 Рік тому

      "I just work here"
      "???This is my house."

  • @catreese4515
    @catreese4515 Рік тому +17

    DG has a Return Policy!? I'd never knew with all the boxes stacked up to the ceiling.

    • @liad3
      @liad3 Рік тому +5

      I tried to return something a few weeks ago- had to go to 3 different locations to get it done.

  • @PastorK4Noles
    @PastorK4Noles Рік тому +14

    You slayed that one, Matt! Octopus Matches... 😂😂😂

  • @burtonwilliams5355
    @burtonwilliams5355 Рік тому +1

    . . .''And banana flavored things'' . . .😆😅🤣😂 MATT MITCHELL IS A COMIC GENIUS !!!

  • @elisa0329
    @elisa0329 Рік тому +6

    DG Minus... I died 😂

  • @Eagleknight815
    @Eagleknight815 Рік тому +3

    Dollar Store Executive: mmmmmm! 🤔 He's right. These boxes gotta go somewhere! 😂

  • @jacksonadams5860
    @jacksonadams5860 Рік тому +5

    Can’t get over the funeral procession in the background 😂 💀

    • @JoshuaJ.Hamilton
      @JoshuaJ.Hamilton Рік тому +3

      We thought it really added to the story telling. 🤣

  • @cefinau
    @cefinau Рік тому +6

    Watching this I suddenly felt the urge to buy a whole stack of brightly colored flimsy plastic plates

  • @gabyg389
    @gabyg389 Рік тому +3

    I should NOT have watched this while eating, I think I nearly choked from laughing at least 3 times 🤣

  • @Brimoeris1
    @Brimoeris1 Рік тому +17

    D G. Is life.

    • @xanderdoss3057
      @xanderdoss3057 Рік тому

      Life must not be that good for you

    • @Brimoeris1
      @Brimoeris1 Рік тому

      ​@@xanderdoss3057 Two things. 1: my comment is a joke. & 2: Maybe you should try getting a life. I have one & it is Absolutely Fabulous.

  • @bigben7coverage370
    @bigben7coverage370 Рік тому +12

    The continued hatred of Dollar General is just amazing😂

    • @katarh
      @katarh Рік тому

      Wal-mart came in to kill off all the mom and pops, and DG infilled when the Wal-marts closed. Sigh.

    • @WorldOfTess2024
      @WorldOfTess2024 Рік тому +1

      I'm not sure if it's hate, or fear. And awe.

    • @bigben7coverage370
      @bigben7coverage370 Рік тому

      @@WorldOfTess2024 😂😂

  • @sessaraquel1
    @sessaraquel1 Рік тому +1

    “Like bananas. And banana…Flavored…THINGS!” 😂😂😂

  • @kishagreen4578
    @kishagreen4578 Рік тому +14

    Hey, Matt. I love your content. Keep up the great work. 💕

  • @highcotton63664
    @highcotton63664 Рік тому +4

    This was internet gold. Those boxes gotta go somewhere! 🤣

  • @kevinramsey417
    @kevinramsey417 Рік тому +17

    This sounds great! How else could I get almost-about-to-expire groceries delivered right to my door?

  • @codileger4876
    @codileger4876 Рік тому +2

    The fact you went to a DG in a DG shirt lol. Great work as always

  • @WorldOfTess2024
    @WorldOfTess2024 Рік тому

    "DG Minus" started me off, and I didn't stop. BWAHAH 😂😂😂

  • @73dmonty
    @73dmonty Рік тому +5

    Matt you are AWESOME! I laughed so hard! The cut ins with the customer receiving their surprise packages were awesome! And just your work in the writing alone... all of it - spot on son!! Garth Brooks Chris Gaines....

  • @constancejackson7986
    @constancejackson7986 Рік тому +9

    😂 please let us know when you get DG as a sponser😂

  • @eboknows9812
    @eboknows9812 Рік тому +2

    I never get tired of Matt bagging on Dollar General.

  • @Secret_Takodachi
    @Secret_Takodachi Місяць тому +1

    DG Delivery sounds threatening, you thought the Amazon drivers have it tough? Wait til you see DG do delivery! 😂

  • @deborahdanhauer8525
    @deborahdanhauer8525 Рік тому +4

    That might actually be better than crawling over the boxes to get down the isles at the store❤️🤗🐝

  • @blakelane5593
    @blakelane5593 Рік тому +14

    If they had delivery they’d just get robbed more often at least where I live 😂

    • @brittanym.
      @brittanym. Рік тому +1

      Same, half the crime in my area seems to happen at one of the 3 local DG's.

  • @Joyful_Michelle
    @Joyful_Michelle Рік тому +1

    At the end, when he said the boxes will arrive any minute…
    Right at that moment, my upstairs neighbor dropped something and it sounded like boxes at my door 🤣

  • @JustFluffyQuiltingYarnCrafts
    @JustFluffyQuiltingYarnCrafts Рік тому +2

    Hey! I want a camouflage bucket hat. 😆Going to check one of the 50 DG stores within the 5 miles around my home tomorrow. 😉

  • @cavspunk08
    @cavspunk08 Рік тому +3

    Hey now I work at Dollar General and I know every customer would love to stream season one of Square Pegs!

  • @TJMcCarty
    @TJMcCarty Рік тому +4

    You should put out just bloopers videos! I think bloopers are the funniest kinds of videos

  • @Tigerblade11238
    @Tigerblade11238 Рік тому +2

    The funeral in the background was absolutely perfect

  • @KennethBlank
    @KennethBlank Рік тому +3

    I'm so close to DG it takes longer to drive than walk.

  • @LevisLegoShorts
    @LevisLegoShorts Рік тому +6

    Love your videos Matt!

  • @cw92212
    @cw92212 Рік тому +2

    I work at DG, my coworker sent me this and I choked lol. I love how you made this like one of our CBLs.

  • @Bluestar1079
    @Bluestar1079 Рік тому +5

    As Someone who used to work at Dollar general I know what the back stock room looks like, you would have to double that delivery for everyone in the neighborhood. Then the back room might be halfway empty

    • @Crazychickenlady448
      @Crazychickenlady448 Рік тому

      They have a back stock room? Then why is ALL of it blocking the aisles? 😂😂😂

  • @wompa70
    @wompa70 Рік тому +4

    They sure have that “last mile” nailed! I think there’s three DGs that close to me.

  • @rileymcphee9429
    @rileymcphee9429 8 днів тому

    I thought they were gonna throw boxes out the store and click 'Delivered',
    but this was so much better.

  • @lewiemcneely9143
    @lewiemcneely9143 Рік тому +1

    I missed the funeral procession at first but I got it NOW! A-PLUS, Matt!

  • @shanelynn7830
    @shanelynn7830 Рік тому +8

    But we'd ACTUALLY put stuff up, instead of just leaving em all over waiting weeks to put on shelf 😂

  • @anthonyfanfan6930
    @anthonyfanfan6930 Рік тому +3

    Anyone notice the funeral procession in the opening, or am i the only that observant??? Hope y'all said a prayer😂

  • @brianmorg
    @brianmorg Рік тому

    The vast range of musical options makes this worthwhile!

  • @ericaem75
    @ericaem75 Рік тому +2

    It took the blooper reel for Octopus Matches joke to finally click for me, but once it did, 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Good thing my DG Minus shipment included Sandpaper Towels to clean up that mess! 😂

  • @skydiverclassc2031
    @skydiverclassc2031 Рік тому +3

    Healthy, nutritious, Peeps! I'm in!

  • @shanegriffin8869
    @shanegriffin8869 Рік тому +3

    They need to put a DG in the empty lot Matt is standing in

  • @weswatkins2810
    @weswatkins2810 Рік тому +2

    When I leave home it makes no difference if I go right or left, in a mile and a half there is a Dollar General. But what really surprises me is each of them have stuff the other one does not and the stuff they both have that is the same is rarely the same price at both.

  • @cjenkins8785
    @cjenkins8785 Рік тому +1

    Shopping at Dollar General is a cardboard box maze. Helping with my balance and exercise routine!

  • @04straw
    @04straw Рік тому +3

    I have actually ordered from DG online. Sounded good in theory, reality was a freaking nightmare. 👍

  • @Wi-FiMerriman
    @Wi-FiMerriman Рік тому +3

    Anyone noticed the funeral right behind him

  • @jennykonrath6011
    @jennykonrath6011 Рік тому +1

    Scary accurate!
    My store they work their butt off to get the product put away but it's INSANE what corporate has done to them!

    • @retrobebop61
      @retrobebop61 Рік тому +1

      Ours too. Dollar General corporate is just evil. The employees try their hardest to put stuff away, but corporate cuts their hours. They treat their employees like crap.

  • @bettyc.parker-young1437
    @bettyc.parker-young1437 Рік тому

    Yes! Those millions of boxes do have to go somewheres!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

  • @PersephoneRising333
    @PersephoneRising333 Рік тому +3

    My Dad was recently attempting to return a t-shirt to DG Bc the stitching was all caddywampus.. the interaction was interrupted by a showdown between the 2 employees and a shoplifter.. there was a fight and employees ran outside after her.. When they came back inside, they were too irritated to give him a hard time with the return so they just went ahead and did it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @Reinstall
    @Reinstall Рік тому +3

    Did anyone notice the funeral procession going on in the background? @0:20 seconds. Do they deliver the boxes in a hearse now?

  • @Nikkimommyof4
    @Nikkimommyof4 Рік тому

    DG minus These boxes gotta go somewhere- I Iove it and I don't even shop there. 🤣🤣

  • @JerGossett6
    @JerGossett6 Рік тому +1

    Either Matt nailed it all in one take, or whoever is driving that jeep spends a long time shopping at DG!

  • @deecap71
    @deecap71 Рік тому +3

    What do you mean IF? DG has been on Door Dash for months now.

    • @Stevarooni
      @Stevarooni Рік тому

      That was my first thought, too. 😁

  • @williamfitzpatrick4533
    @williamfitzpatrick4533 11 місяців тому +1

    Getting the Gary Brooks catalog would be quite a success for DG

  • @sagarkanhere8033
    @sagarkanhere8033 Рік тому

    I have start to think for Matt works for Dollar General corp … you are a funny man!! Thanks for bringing smile to everyone

  • @jonathanlane6130
    @jonathanlane6130 Рік тому +1

    I imagine their corporate headquarters as a storage shed full of moldy cardboard boxes with decades-worth of rubber banded receipt bundles spilling out.

  • @cgamejewels
    @cgamejewels Рік тому

    You had me with octopus matches. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Matt, please don't give them ideas. 😰😰😰

  • @jackietucker8942
    @jackietucker8942 Рік тому +1

    LOL This is a fun little video.. Well Done DG Well Done.

  • @ddhu5396
    @ddhu5396 Рік тому +1

    OMG this is freaking brilliant and inspired! I am laughing so dang hard!!!! YOU ROCK

  • @wendyduncan9084
    @wendyduncan9084 Рік тому

    I think think Matt is a prophet after watching this one. The boxes all over the porch is just too real.

  • @jameswood231
    @jameswood231 2 місяці тому +1

    Matt reminds me of the late great John Candy...😂😂😂

  • @stephenbinion6348
    @stephenbinion6348 Рік тому

    Garth Brooks to Chris Gaines…..
    That caught me off guard and I laughed aloud.