To be fair... as a dude who grew up in a hood with a Family Dollar next to a weave store run by Koreans on one side and a day old bakery store on the other... I appreciate being able to go into a Family Dollar and not have to have the shame of pretending its a Kroger or Walmart or some shit. Family Dollar stays in its lane.
I delivered the block for all the new Dollar Generals they built around here in central Florida. They put them in the most random remote places you could think of. There is no rhyme or reason to it. But they stay busy. They must know something we don't. The lake site is probably a good idea! lol
In my head I believe this guy bought a machine to print t-shirts, bought all of the supplies and it wasn’t successful. Then he thought, “what can I do with all of these blank t-shirts?”
Man the amount of times that I worked from 7am to about 2 or 3pm without any other staff in the building was unbelievable, I always had most of my days as a manager set like that on the schedule. The worst part is managers are supposed to be stocking unless theres 3 or more customers in line but when 70% of your shift is alone you cant leave the front of the store to handle stock which means it builds up and then you get into trouble. The employee handbook even states that there should never be less than I think 3 employees in the store to prevent robberies and such but my GM told me to just pretend like theres other employees on, if they ask where your backup is you just say oh they went on break.
As someone whose been in retail as well I can guarantee you that the GM was doing that because every dime he saved by minimizing staff in stores would go into his pocket in the form of a bonus check. Been there done that. When the store managers aren’t pulling that stunt the GM or DM. It’s honestly goes to show how greedy and crooked our society has become
@ambrooks not in Alabama. When you leave one, look across the street. There’s another Dollar General. And the local barbecue place? You guessed it: in between two Dollar Generals
In my town surprisingly enough our DG'S n Family Dollar stores are actually spaced out by bout a mile or two from each other and we only have like 4 DG'S n 3 Family Dollars n 2 dollar trees. What we have alot of is Fing convince stores some literally across the street from each other or within short walking distance.
This is so funny and highly accurate. I recently had to start working at 1 of the new Family Dollar and Dollar Tree stores to catch up on Bills and they cut my hours completely into, but they didn't have that problem when 20 people was there, putting the store together...😂😂😂.....lol
I don't know how I came across your skit's but damn they are funny as hell. I appreciate the work! Also what led me down the rabbit hole was the FB marketplace.. Damn! That was a good one too. Keep up the good work!
Im a foreman for a pool construction company. We always laugh at your videos, im a dewalt guy and my guys are Milwaukee. Appreciate the videos bro! Aye Milwaukee were having a party at lowes!😂
@@terry6665 don't be, I also lived in a trailer park in Ludowici, just outside of Hinesville, and I lived on Fort Stewart military base. It was some of the best years of my life. And I have friends that are still in my life today that I met back then. I was 18 years old and my roommate was a bartender at the local bars, and she would get me in as her 22 year old roommate, no questions asked I'm in! So don't feel sorry for me. The fishing and the hunting did suck! Except for pig, pig hunting was great,
Unfortunately Dollar Tree took Dollar General's advice from this after hiring me as an assistant manager and I was working alone in the store a few times a month!
Ahahaha yeah somebody please tell me why dollar general has hella flies in it. the DG in myrtle beach was like a horror movie with all the flies in there. 😂
Can we get a follow up on the fishing episode? These are fucking hilarious! Yea I am a carpenter/remodeler so they speaka to me. Of course the call ins too!
@@MarshallPatrick its got ice cream, frozen lemonades, burgers & dogs. Eggs / milk. Prety sure ive seen petite filets in there too. Definitely frozen fish sticks!
Work for Family Dollar as asm and once the store was caught up to speed they laid me off, was getting ready for work on a Monday and I was told to bring in my keys. Never working for any of them again.
Bro. Its uncanny how he said Dollar General only has one person working. I swear every Dollar General ive ever been to has only 1 person working the shelves, sweeping, cashier, like everything its insane!
I like going into Dollar General, seeing they need more people, their bags have "Now hiring" on them in big, bold letters and then come back a year later and aint nothing changed. At this point I'm entirely convinced they don't actually hire anyone, they just have to say they are.
And dollar general always seems to have boxes of freight sitting in the aisles never put up...and family dollar is so packed their aisles are really narrow....
As a former Dollar General employee and a current Dollar Tree employee I can say with 100% certainty, Dollar General is not employee friendly. Work literally anywhere else.
Hello my name is General, I don't work for dollar general...but.....in 2014 there was one employee at a location in alabama...me and 300 of my friends all showed up at the same time just to ask the cashier out on a date..........in 2022 I literally saved a cashiers life....any chance the cashiers could not refer to me as baby next time I stop by....see you in 3 years dollar general
Im a vendor that delivers to dg's. if there is one person in the store, it can take 5 times longer to get the product checked in than it should which could turn a 10 hour day into a 14 hour day depending on how many dg's i got. They also want to enforce all these rules on venders thinkin we dont know what we are doing, but break safely policies on their own employees by having only one person staffed for 6 hours straight. Their upper management is a joke, and no one respects their employees.
"We're gonna build it right here on the water" 😂😂😂That's truly a Dollar General proposition 😂😂
Nah, the "do you have any produce" then proceeding to list off anything but produce was funny
Pro•Duce: (n) Turkey lunch meat, transmission fluid, Mucinex, Ice cream, laundry detergent
@@MarshallPatrick 🤣🤣🤣
To be fair... as a dude who grew up in a hood with a Family Dollar next to a weave store run by Koreans on one side and a day old bakery store on the other... I appreciate being able to go into a Family Dollar and not have to have the shame of pretending its a Kroger or Walmart or some shit. Family Dollar stays in its lane.
😂
I delivered the block for all the new Dollar Generals they built around here in central Florida. They put them in the most random remote places you could think of. There is no rhyme or reason to it. But they stay busy. They must know something we don't. The lake site is probably a good idea! lol
In my head I believe this guy bought a machine to print t-shirts, bought all of the supplies and it wasn’t successful. Then he thought, “what can I do with all of these blank t-shirts?”
LOL
Man's a genius!😅
I've been kinda curious where he gets these. That would actually make sense....🤔
Hahaha close! I got it just for the videos 😂 Smart investment, probably not… but a fun one 🤷♂️ yolo!
@@MarshallPatrick And the dollar store shirt can double as a fluorescent safety shirt!
Dollar general’s slogan be like dollar general coming to a field near you 😂😂😂
Or a historic landmark.
Man the amount of times that I worked from 7am to about 2 or 3pm without any other staff in the building was unbelievable, I always had most of my days as a manager set like that on the schedule. The worst part is managers are supposed to be stocking unless theres 3 or more customers in line but when 70% of your shift is alone you cant leave the front of the store to handle stock which means it builds up and then you get into trouble. The employee handbook even states that there should never be less than I think 3 employees in the store to prevent robberies and such but my GM told me to just pretend like theres other employees on, if they ask where your backup is you just say oh they went on break.
As someone whose been in retail as well I can guarantee you that the GM was doing that because every dime he saved by minimizing staff in stores would go into his pocket in the form of a bonus check. Been there done that. When the store managers aren’t pulling that stunt the GM or DM. It’s honestly goes to show how greedy and crooked our society has become
This man makes the best content on the internet i swear not only is it so damn accurate its funny as shit !!
Dane the Greatt on fire too
It's actually simple if you see a Dollar General just drive two miles down the road and there's another Dollar General 😂
Not in the wealthy area I live in. Not a single one within 100 miles of me. Our dollar only store closed years ago 😢
That’s actually incorrect. It’s 3 miles 😂
@ambrooks not in Alabama. When you leave one, look across the street. There’s another Dollar General. And the local barbecue place? You guessed it: in between two Dollar Generals
Bruh you live in the wrong place.
In my town surprisingly enough our DG'S n Family Dollar stores are actually spaced out by bout a mile or two from each other and we only have like 4 DG'S n 3 Family Dollars n 2 dollar trees. What we have alot of is Fing convince stores some literally across the street from each other or within short walking distance.
"They followed me from the store" the funniest shit on the internet.
It's good to see Dollar General back on top after Walmart gave him such a hard time
Dollar General and Walmart got so much beef, they need to grow up lol
This is comedy gold😂 “There’s just so many gnats!”
😂😂😂dude more dollar general videos please!!! So good dude love your videos! Much love from Mercer County Pennsylvanian
This is so funny and highly accurate. I recently had to start working at 1 of the new Family Dollar and Dollar Tree stores to catch up on Bills and they cut my hours completely into, but they didn't have that problem when 20 people was there, putting the store together...😂😂😂.....lol
Love these videos because of how accurate they are
He left out 5 below. Shoulda did him at the end coming up out the water swinging. 😂
not with their new $25 shelfs. store should be called 5^2 Below so as to not be liable for false advertising!
Bro I am so mad I left out Five Below!!! I had it on my list and just completely forgot to make the shirt!! 😞😞
@MarshallPatrick now you have a reason to make another video. I'll be waiting. 😂
@@TTyote haha absolutely!!
You have the strangest sense of humor, but I LOVE IT.
I don't know how I came across your skit's but damn they are funny as hell. I appreciate the work! Also what led me down the rabbit hole was the FB marketplace.. Damn! That was a good one too. Keep up the good work!
Im a foreman for a pool construction company. We always laugh at your videos, im a dewalt guy and my guys are Milwaukee. Appreciate the videos bro! Aye Milwaukee were having a party at lowes!😂
We just got a dollar tree/family dollar in our town... RIGHT NEXT to the dollar general!! What a slap in the face, huh??? 😂😂
This is way funnier than it should be.
Best lines:
"Why you got so many gnats on you?"
"They followed me from the store!"
LOL
These is a glaring flaw with this choice of location, there is not already two within his field of vision.
Hahaha I definitely missed the mark on that! I agree with you!
I work at DG and stay in GA, the first 10 seconds are pure Gold😂
Dollar general is Tn’s curse to kentucky for betraying us during the civil war
“Why you got so many Gnats on you” 😂😂
I lived in a little place called Hinesville Georgia in the late 90's i specifically remember those gnats..... torture is what it is, sadistic torture
Georgia gnats are the devil!
I lived there a year or two as a kid around '93. I was only 1 or 2 so I only have a vague memory or two though.
@@MarshallPatrick I can't argue with you on this one!!
Sorry to hear u lived in Hinesville
@@terry6665 don't be, I also lived in a trailer park in Ludowici, just outside of Hinesville, and I lived on Fort Stewart military base. It was some of the best years of my life. And I have friends that are still in my life today that I met back then.
I was 18 years old and my roommate was a bartender at the local bars, and she would get me in as her 22 year old roommate, no questions asked I'm in! So don't feel sorry for me.
The fishing and the hunting did suck! Except for pig, pig hunting was great,
As a current dollar general employee of 6 months, this could not possibly be any more ACCURATE
The personification of Family Dollar is so spot on 😂😂
This man's content effecting my investment choices. 🤣🤣🤣
Unfortunately Dollar Tree took Dollar General's advice from this after hiring me as an assistant manager and I was working alone in the store a few times a month!
My have a DH in Marengo Ohio and that 1 employee usually has to fill in from other stores. It's NEVER open
Didnt realize I needed these 3 shirts until now
Is that drill still available
And does it come with a charger? 😂
Will it fit in a microwave?
I traded it for a tile saw that I already pawned
I can get 7 drills in my microwave but you have to kick the door shut
Can you deliver it
I served under the General back in '07... lost a lot of good men to those gnat bastards...
Lol that laugh after the cooler remark.
“Damn, I studied for that too” fuckin sent me😂
Also… that’s a shit load of gnats
My family dollar is always hit or miss..... Might be a sign on the door saying, sorry ...noone showed up for work . Smh
Freakin outstanding brother! You nail it every time!!!😂😂
Ahahaha yeah somebody please tell me why dollar general has hella flies in it. the DG in myrtle beach was like a horror movie with all the flies in there. 😂
Shit always happens at the docks.
Always some shady business
yellow attracts bugs if anyone is wondering :P
They were LOVING the Dollar General yellow 😂😂😂
3:07 each speck of pepper on his shirt is a gnat
These shirts and costumes tax write offs? Is this channel just an excuse to update your wardrobe?! I'm on to you.
Here's the funny thing dollar general doesnt realize that Dollar Tree and Family Dollar are already working together and hes the one on the outs
If ever there should be a Union made. DG employees need to start one. Cuz that is an insanely terrible job.
Can we get a follow up on the fishing episode? These are fucking hilarious! Yea I am a carpenter/remodeler so they speaka to me. Of course the call ins too!
I see it's grey sweatpants season already.
LOL - Dollar Tree!!!! - LOL .. thats funny as hell....
Bro I walk into a dollae general n instantly feel claustrophobic. Like why the fuck does that store look like a hoarder house.
There's always carts piled with boxes and shit that you have to squeeze by. That place is like spelunking through a fuckin cave.
You are so cool, and spot on!
You’re probably way cooler, I guarantee it!
What store yall reppin? Ima Dollar Tree climber all day every day. DT FTW!
I poke fun at em, but I’m a DG alumni 💛
No lie, I live 25 miles from town and we have a Dollar store in the middle of nowhere and no joke a Family Dollar 100 feet from it😂😂😂
There's so many gnats bro!! LOLOL
this was great marshall
Thank you!
❤ your contents
Dollar tree is so disorganized up in canada, man. The whole 1 cashier n 3 registry machine is so true. In my neighborhood
His videos are so funny and spot on I'll keep watching until he quits making them😂😂😂
Family dollar & dollar tree are same company here jn louisiana now. Dolla tree got cold food too 🤣🤣
Someone else said they had Ribeyes??? Is this true?! Our dollar tree sucks ass if so!!
@@MarshallPatrick its got ice cream, frozen lemonades, burgers & dogs. Eggs / milk. Prety sure ive seen petite filets in there too. Definitely frozen fish sticks!
@@jus10inla That is WILD! This is blowing my mind right now!
@@MarshallPatrick i will go tomorrow and make a video to my UA-cam page & post the link back to you 🤣🤣
Dollar Tree aquiredFamily Dollar in July 2015
Damn .. this has me dying laughing! Gnats
Work for Family Dollar as asm and once the store was caught up to speed they laid me off, was getting ready for work on a Monday and I was told to bring in my keys. Never working for any of them again.
I hear so many horror stories about all of them, but they wonder why they have crazy turnovers…
I appreciate your gnats.
Honestly, the fact that you do means everything to me 🫶🏼 They improved their way right to the main character 😂😂😂
I’m weak.... I hated dollar general’s setup, but I needed the job at the time. 😂 may as well have been 1 because 2-3 was basically 1-2.
Bro. Its uncanny how he said Dollar General only has one person working. I swear every Dollar General ive ever been to has only 1 person working the shelves, sweeping, cashier, like everything its insane!
No doubt my favorite boss of all time.
I like going into Dollar General, seeing they need more people, their bags have "Now hiring" on them in big, bold letters and then come back a year later and aint nothing changed. At this point I'm entirely convinced they don't actually hire anyone, they just have to say they are.
We in a lake right now 😂
Oh I can't wait to show this to the girls at the store lol...
The gnats were attracted to the bright yellow shirt.
so about them gnats
Paid actors 😂
My closest dollar generals coolers break every other month. Even when they’re “fixed” I’m skeptical
And dollar general always seems to have boxes of freight sitting in the aisles never put up...and family dollar is so packed their aisles are really narrow....
The Dollar Trees in Mississippi have produce😂
I thought that was Ryobi walking up lol
Legion of Doom under new management, ONE PERSON management.
In 4k the gnats were just ridiculous. I was thinking it every time he said something about the gnats. lots of gnats.
Spot on!
Samuel L. Jackson: SAY GNAT ONE MORE MF TIME.
Gold
Thank you!
We in a lake bruh 😂
😂.. 😂... Dollar Tree n Dollar General n. Family Dollar are 3 to 5 miles apart.... It's hilarious...
“It don’t have to make sense”
🤣🤣😎😎❤️
I think dollar tree co.bought out family dollar..kinda under the table deal..
My DG has its deodorants in the medicine aisle!? lol
this should be the new Sopranos lol
That’s an amazing idea actually lol
I thought it was going to be about Aldi's trying to come in the hood!!!!
The DG i work at keeps the deodorant right next to the registers.
Xtra funny bcuz theyre all owned by same company. 😂
Bro - you gotta bring in five below.
As a former Dollar General employee and a current Dollar Tree employee I can say with 100% certainty, Dollar General is not employee friendly. Work literally anywhere else.
Just think, if they put a EV charger at every Dollar Store across the USA!
Hello my name is General, I don't work for dollar general...but.....in 2014 there was one employee at a location in alabama...me and 300 of my friends all showed up at the same time just to ask the cashier out on a date..........in 2022 I literally saved a cashiers life....any chance the cashiers could not refer to me as baby next time I stop by....see you in 3 years dollar general
😂😂😂 i service dollar tree and family dollar 💀
Where is Big Lots. They put sharp lawn tools in the toy aisle
Problem with this video is there’s no squirrel jumping around screaming parkour!
Im a vendor that delivers to dg's. if there is one person in the store, it can take 5 times longer to get the product checked in than it should which could turn a 10 hour day into a 14 hour day depending on how many dg's i got. They also want to enforce all these rules on venders thinkin we dont know what we are doing, but break safely policies on their own employees by having only one person staffed for 6 hours straight. Their upper management is a joke, and no one respects their employees.
I ain’t with dollar tree😂😂😂
FACTS
How do you want your dollar?
Easy shoplifting on my mind