The Game No Southerner Can Win

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  • Опубліковано 19 сер 2024
  • It seems so simple, yet for some of us it's gonna be dadgum impossible.

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  • @alostrich
    @alostrich  Рік тому +900

    Subscribe or spend the rest of eternity cleaning the Dollar Gentrals

    • @mortgagepeteus9634
      @mortgagepeteus9634 Рік тому +8

      Done!!!! Whew! That was feaking damn close!

    • @Coolthings246
      @Coolthings246 Рік тому +7

      Who knows what dirty stuff is in there

    • @michaelrogers1771
      @michaelrogers1771 Рік тому +5

      It would have been close, real close...but I think my mother in way woulda beat ya.
      Real close though. Ain't no accountin for accents though: "Re-MO-te Cont-ROLLLLLLLLL"

    • @jeffredfern3744
      @jeffredfern3744 Рік тому +5

      Dolla Jenerels

    • @leonsus9317
      @leonsus9317 Рік тому +6

      Yup, that's not the lightning round. That's just actual lightning coming through central Alabama right now as we speak. 😬

  • @jamesb5764
    @jamesb5764 Рік тому +1718

    I’m disappointed that he said “mosquitoes” and not “skeeters”.

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 Рік тому +71

      Just don’t get a skeeter on your Peter, it could turn out bad.

    • @MattCorps
      @MattCorps Рік тому +27

      Oh my goodness yes! I recognize that as a legit way to say mosquitoes because I've heard it so much.

    • @steveavant9727
      @steveavant9727 Рік тому +9

      I call em skeeters.

    • @dizzysdoings
      @dizzysdoings Рік тому +5

      I'm from South Jersey and I call em skeeters! 😅

    • @Wyndamn
      @Wyndamn Рік тому +23

      Mah-Skeeta

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil Рік тому +1213

    You know it's a true southern entertainment room when the arcade machines and alcohol are right next to eachother

    • @RealJohnnyGuillotine
      @RealJohnnyGuillotine Рік тому +13

      Mortal Kombat Funnel, every Fatality gives a double shot.

    • @BrianSmith-ct3kh
      @BrianSmith-ct3kh Рік тому +4

      I'm inspired to get a poster-sized copy of the Sonic 2 cover now.

    • @tyjohnston8573
      @tyjohnston8573 Рік тому

      Pffp. Put a gun rack on the wall with a shotgun and Airsoft guns, Yankee.

    • @suzannehribal4117
      @suzannehribal4117 Рік тому +4

      Yes! Love his setup.

    • @hoperemsen6335
      @hoperemsen6335 Рік тому +3

      That'll preach! My hubs and I have a favorite joint to get meat n' three. Delicious dinner and supper...pinball, poker machines (behind 2 shower curtains & you can action on the SEC games), Dawg signs & t shirts, beer, wine, (hookup for moonshine & other locally grown/made delights), copies of the weekly papers for 2 communities a/k/a the gossip sheets)about 4 shelves of groceries ( they run out of something you wanted & they're out - just jump up and getcha' something else...including what Miss Carrie cans...and if you don't want sweet tea get a cocoa outta the fridge cause it isn't on tap), straight-up Awful Waffle type cook, waitresses but with enough Jesus in them the daily show is more like a Baptist deacon's meeting gone off the rails) and always asking' bout your mamaan'em. Dinner time brings all the loggers, lined up down the 2 lane packed red clay road....off to the wooded side of course). Wander in lost? Guarantee you won't pay for your dinner/supper the 1st time. The love in that food is like a hug from the Lord! Aaaand they'll put ya' on the prayer list if needs be. Things I love about the South, chapter 1, verses 42-57. Love to all y'all!
      Go Dawgs!!❤🏈🇺🇸

  • @cmyaj
    @cmyaj Рік тому +790

    Shortly after my wife & I married (she, from Arkansas & I, from California), we visited her parents. I found a book at their house about how to speak Southern or something like that; I figured it was a joke & thumbed through it, chuckling as I read the various terms. One that stuck out was "bub", as in a "light bub". Again, I thought it was a joke & let it go...
    ...until my father-in-law walked into the room, looking for a "bub".
    Apparently, the book wasn't a joke book; it was a translation guide.

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 Рік тому +27

      I love that book!!

    • @thejourney1369
      @thejourney1369 Рік тому +22

      I have that book! And it’s true!

    • @WyattRyeSway
      @WyattRyeSway Рік тому +55

      I want to read that. My moms father is from Illinois but my dads family are all from Texas or Appalachia. Once we were working outside making piles of wood we had chopped. My Yank grandpa (who was raised in an Orthodox Jewish home by a couple who escaped the Holocaust) was trying to help. He asked where he laid his gloves down (he couldn’t find them. My brother Ranger told him that he “thought he saw them catywampus to the pack that was sigoggling”. My grandpa stood there looking at him like he was an alien. That night told my mom (jokingly, I think) that not only could she not give her children proper names but we don’t even speak English. My mom objected (jokingly) and my grandpa pointed to my sister Meadow saying “she’s named after a field of grass”, pointing to my brother Canyon said “he’s named after a prehistoric geological land formation”, pointed to Colt and said “this one after a young male horse” and pointed to Ranger saying “this one is named after an armed law enforcement officer” (his full name is Ranger Blade). He then said, why couldn’t you given them normal names like Rueben, Zalman, Elimeloch, Levi, Dovid, Ester, Mordechai or Hymen”. At which point Ranger makes the ASL for a part of a girls anatomy and begins to protest, my dad points to him and said “My belt loops are about to start crackling” (an idle threat, usually). My grandpa then said the entire house was nuts. I mean, he loves us but whenever he visits and leaves he says “back to civilization!”. I do not live in the hills and hollers. I live in East Texas. I just figure to him, it must seem like a different country.

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 Рік тому +17

      That was kind of them to leave that book for you! They just KNEW there would be language issues!

    • @Ancaryvan
      @Ancaryvan Рік тому

      Missing a small l, that is.

  • @rebeccasatterley1542
    @rebeccasatterley1542 Рік тому +43

    Actual conversation in a Southern house:
    "Ya wanna coke?"
    "Sure, whatcha got?"
    "I got Diet Coke, Dr. Pepper, and tea."

  • @heffaazul
    @heffaazul Рік тому +1925

    This wasn't a skit. This was a documentary. 100% accurate.

    • @LW97672
      @LW97672 Рік тому +12

      I’m rolling 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Darthquackius
      @Darthquackius Рік тому +11

      Eh... Not really. I mean my great grandparents talked like that, we made jokes about it. Asking great grandmother if she wanted us to meet her at "Chic-a-fils" but I was none the less born and raised Southern and I say all those names correctly. I also refer to soda generically as soda, but also rarely generically cause I'll just call it by brand.
      I've never met someone under the age of like 70 that REALLY did this stuff anymore, and I think the existence of search engines is a major factor in that as it sorta forces you to use less local only nomenclature

    • @tylerhand6759
      @tylerhand6759 Рік тому +19

      ​@@Darthquackius You are so amazing. We all aspire to be more like you.

    • @jaywest2806
      @jaywest2806 Рік тому

      ​@@Darthquackius you're card has been pulled ya heathen gtfooh,sheesh loser

    • @wdtaut5650
      @wdtaut5650 Рік тому +14

      I never heard of 'Belk' stores, but the instant that sign was on the screen, my head said 'Belks'. I was thinking 'CoCola' before he even showed the picture. We always said 'cokes'. "Go to the store and get some cokes." "What kind?" "Oh, some 7-Up and Dr. Pepper."

  • @mindwipe8788
    @mindwipe8788 Рік тому +703

    It’s always fascinated me how much the idea of giving famous brands nicknames is quintessential Southern

    • @graydanerasmussen4071
      @graydanerasmussen4071 Рік тому +29

      In Denmark, Mickey Dee's is known as The Golden Seagull... e'body does that ;)

    • @BeachPeach2010
      @BeachPeach2010 Рік тому +11

      Everybody gets one, nobody is immune! 👍

    • @macattack5863
      @macattack5863 Рік тому +14

      A lot of those nicknames are longer ex wallyworld

    • @ETC_Rohaly_USCG
      @ETC_Rohaly_USCG Рік тому +16

      Like how the grocery store “Food Lion”, is referred to as ‘$hitty Kitty’ 😂

    • @Margatatials
      @Margatatials Рік тому +11

      As an Australian I can relate

  • @aworldmadeofcardboard3692
    @aworldmadeofcardboard3692 Рік тому +335

    My wife actually said she heard no difference between what Matt said and what she says. She was saying, "What is he saying that is wrong? That's what they are called."

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 Рік тому +16

      LMAO! She must be a real hoot! The poor thing!

    • @AllenKrell
      @AllenKrell Рік тому +31

      That happened to me, several of them sounded correct.

    • @mikegoodwin2386
      @mikegoodwin2386 Рік тому +20

      @@AllenKrell Yeah, there were a couple of them that I could not tell what he was saying wrong. Backed 'em up and listened again. Still couldn't tell.

    • @DD-oi3vh
      @DD-oi3vh Рік тому +12

      Those were all my exact answers, too...I’m a Floridian 😂 I still don’t understand what was wrong with a couple of them? 😂

    • @XiAdu2
      @XiAdu2 11 місяців тому +6

      Your wife is 100% correct 😂 I was looking at the screen like, “but that’s exactly what he said” 🤔

  • @oneofmany7051
    @oneofmany7051 Рік тому +79

    When Matt said "The Hoggly Woggly", I yelled "THE PIG!!" in my mind. Then he said it. Whew!

    • @richardfabacher3705
      @richardfabacher3705 11 місяців тому +8

      I had a student in a night class who would go ballistic because just about everybody in North Alabama calls it Pigg UH ly Wigg UH ly. 6 syllables instead of the correct 4. He was an assistant manager. I always called it The Pig, but never in front of him.

  • @BrianSmith-ct3kh
    @BrianSmith-ct3kh Рік тому +305

    "Well, you know what that sound means!"
    "Yeah, but we're already in the basement, we should be aight for right now."

    • @meeshybee1654
      @meeshybee1654 Рік тому +20

      Legit thought it was going to be a tornado reference.

    • @jessicabaker1274
      @jessicabaker1274 Рік тому +14

      Nope we in the front yard with the cam corder

    • @Kelnx
      @Kelnx Рік тому +3

      @@meeshybee1654 Same lol

    • @zoevalk8645
      @zoevalk8645 Рік тому +2

      Tornado alley understood that reference.

    • @jenx5870
      @jenx5870 Рік тому +4

      We don't have basements in DFW. We have to sit in a tub with a mattress and pray...

  • @SevenRedSunsOfficial
    @SevenRedSunsOfficial Рік тому +107

    "ITS LIKE WERE NOT EVEN SPEAKING THE SAME LANGUAGE" "Nah we ain"

  • @darryllyle5250
    @darryllyle5250 Рік тому +85

    What is hilarious is that i'm watching this, my wife walks by and hears the question and answers exactly like Matt at the same time. It's like we are all in sync.

  • @kirsbeasley87
    @kirsbeasley87 Рік тому +48

    I don't know if I'm more proud I knew all the answers Matt was going to give, or more disappointed in myself.

  • @supatiltgaming
    @supatiltgaming Рік тому +501

    I love the awful waffle! Also when y'all switched from sprite to coke I was screaming 'say co-cola!'

    • @stenmaulsby5924
      @stenmaulsby5924 Рік тому +10

      Oh, you mean Waffle Depot?

    • @Jake9066
      @Jake9066 Рік тому +14

      Gotta spell it like it sounds: the awful wawful
      Friend of mine used to put 2 bucks in the jukebox just before leaving and punch up every single waffle house song, then sit in the car until the people still inside started looking visibly angry. Good times.

    • @ALLENM07
      @ALLENM07 Рік тому +1

      You mean the Wiffle Waffle

    • @PirateLeota
      @PirateLeota Рік тому +10

      Yes! Co-cola!

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 Рік тому

      We always called it Cocaine Cola in these parts…

  • @auburnkim1989
    @auburnkim1989 Рік тому +46

    So glad you said, "co cola". The only true, correct pronunciation amongst my kin, lol. Thanks for another great one!

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 Рік тому +3

      "want a cold drink?" "thank you I'll have co-cola" "What kind>" "Orange" how many times did I hear that from one of the farmers sitting around in my grandfather's old general store.

    • @JoeMCool
      @JoeMCool Рік тому

      ​@@clairewood7416 HUH?? Did you maybe remember that wrong? "Coek" is any kahnda bubbly 'n' fizzy beverage, but Coe-Cola (ya gotta twang that first "e" in the SE) is only Coca-Cola... and best served as ice-coal-Coe-Cola. 😉

  • @appalachiangunman9589
    @appalachiangunman9589 Рік тому +15

    Southeast Kentucky here and we say “Reesy cups” and “Reesy peace-ez” exactly the same way lol!

    • @lisahartz9334
      @lisahartz9334 4 місяці тому +3

      Exactly, how do you say it???? Sounded right to me

    • @MSKofAlexandria
      @MSKofAlexandria 2 місяці тому

      @@lisahartz9334 I think reeses is supposed to rhyme with the actual word "pieces", something like ree-sis

  • @Devy717
    @Devy717 Рік тому +19

    I'm from Arizona and my native American family say southern things. Pop, coke and soda are all different meanings. When I first heard wally world I was so confused because I grew up in the city. This is great content and brings back memories.

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 Рік тому +7

      My friends from the North think that there is actually a Wally World theme park that we are talking about, like the one in the old National Lampoon Family Vacation movie. They are disappointed when we stop at Walmart…

    • @Distophic
      @Distophic 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@adamr9215Walmart is a theme park and the attractions are the stoners picking out snacks, single mothers with unruly children, and the 400 pound woman wearing sweatpants that say "juicy" on the back.

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 2 місяці тому

      @@Distophic I live in the middle of nowhere. The nearest Walmart is pretty rural and nowhere near as bad as they are in the city.

    • @charlesmangum3108
      @charlesmangum3108 Місяць тому

      They is?

  • @Whisper_292
    @Whisper_292 Рік тому +81

    Walking through the parking lot at the state fair, I saw a pickup where the back window was covered in dust. Someone had written "WARSH" on it with their finger. 🤣

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Рік тому +3

      Haaaa haaaaa

    • @prankmonkeyxs650
      @prankmonkeyxs650 Рік тому +3

      I honestly thought that was a northern thing because my dad is from Pennsylvania (damn northerner) and he says warsh

    • @Whisper_292
      @Whisper_292 Рік тому +1

      @Sue Taylor Actually, I think the spelling depends on whether you or a family member actually owns the pickup containing the graffiti.

    • @Whisper_292
      @Whisper_292 Рік тому

      @Prankmonkey That made me smile. 😁

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 Рік тому +3

      @@prankmonkeyxs650 No joke! My family is from Central Pa, and i grew up hearing about Worshington DC (which was about 2 hours south of us)

  • @kungfuhustling4832
    @kungfuhustling4832 Рік тому +202

    When Matt is on a game show, we all win.

  • @brendalarue4690
    @brendalarue4690 Рік тому +50

    Paid thru the schnoz for psych meds all these years, and here's Matt giving us mental health for free. F my timing 😆

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 Рік тому +24

    Comedic excellence! Matt plays both characters so convincingly.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Рік тому

      And there sure was a tootin' a very judgy judge...someone one was hittin' that button like wrong, wrong, wrong.

  • @subvet694
    @subvet694 Рік тому +108

    Dollar General full of boxes nobody knows what’s in em… That is a Southern Truth🤣

    • @Cowboyup57717
      @Cowboyup57717 Рік тому +8

      Up North Minnesota here and we have em too. There's the one in the closest town that's chock full of boxes, and the one in the next town over that's known as "The Good General" it's clean and no boxes. 😂😂

    • @shannonp1656
      @shannonp1656 Рік тому +2

      One of them might even have a 't', or tea, which is close enough.

    • @dagneytaggart7707
      @dagneytaggart7707 Рік тому +4

      It is very Twilight Zone to go in a DG that has empty aisles and full, neat shelves.

    • @alexisalexander9037
      @alexisalexander9037 Рік тому

      @@dagneytaggart7707 I have always though dollar tree was the twilight zone.

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 Рік тому

      @@dagneytaggart7707 LOL I thought this only happened here in Mass.!

  • @faithcomesbyhearingwithnic5706
    @faithcomesbyhearingwithnic5706 Рік тому +17

    So glad you are making more videos. Keeps me tided over until SEC Roll Call. You are so talented and absolutely hilarious.

  • @valerief1231
    @valerief1231 Рік тому +15

    In high school one of our teachers was super lazy, he would have us grade each other’s papers. My friend Cheri swapped with me, she wrote “warsh” it was at that moment that I realized that my mother, born and raised in Long Island NY, had raised me like a city girl in Dallas, this was at DeSoto HS only 20 miles from Dallas, a suburb lol. But Cheri was an amazing friend and if it hadn’t been for her help I wouldn’t have graduated, I got to my 3rd HS late in my junior year, and found out that DeSoto had higher credit requirements for graduation, she helped me study for my tests and went to night school with me, and got me to the finish line!

    • @jackifoster98
      @jackifoster98 Рік тому +2

      She was a good friend to you! Thumbs up to her!

    • @valerief1231
      @valerief1231 Рік тому +1

      @@jackifoster98 💖💖💖

  • @mattwright7689
    @mattwright7689 Рік тому +185

    For those outside the south wondering if this is true, my Dad, Grandmother and Uncle ALL say MACdonalds, Wal-MartS and CoCola. It is 100% a thing.

    • @ddcs0s
      @ddcs0s Рік тому +7

      Na we always got coke right but we really do call the Walmart Wally World

    • @daleg5344
      @daleg5344 Рік тому +4

      I'm Canadian and i call it MacDonalds

    • @syd417
      @syd417 Рік тому +4

      My Mamaw always said Walmarks (with a k sound on the end).

    • @mrttripz3236
      @mrttripz3236 10 місяців тому +3

      In South Africa we also say MACdonalds.
      Is it supposed to be MickDonalds?

    • @valecrassus7835
      @valecrassus7835 9 місяців тому +4

      @@mrttripz3236 Technically it's "mick" because there's no letter A, but at the same time "mack" is also technically correct. It comes down (mostly) to pronunciation/regional accent but there's the Scottish Mac-name and the Irish Mc-name, both meaning the exact same thing ("Son of") and the latter being an abbreviation of the former.

  • @susangrossman8431
    @susangrossman8431 Рік тому +85

    You are a comedic genius Matt as I’ve said before. This video made my day. Very creative. Very “southern”. Thanks so much for posting. Looking forward to your next video!

  • @BrianGates06
    @BrianGates06 Рік тому +14

    This is one of Matt’s funniest sketches ever 😂

  • @davidedmondson5633
    @davidedmondson5633 Рік тому +9

    I’m crying laughing. You get the emotion of both sides of this “discussion” spot on. Extremely talented.

  • @johnveca2979
    @johnveca2979 Рік тому +82

    Excellent Matt. I've actually crawled over boxes to get from one end of an aisle to the other at DG. DG in Louisiana sells beer, wine, and cigarettes. So convenient being able to buy three food groups at the same time, all at the same store.

    • @wpeale71341
      @wpeale71341 Рік тому +1

      Why? I live in Louisiana. Every DG I have ever been in had access to both ends of the aisles from an aisle running cross ways across the store. You might have to climb the boxes to get something hiding on the shelf behind them but you can get to every aisle. But hey if its an issue just drive a mile and a half further down the highway and go to another DG. There is like 10 in every parish.

    • @CrusaderKnight2000
      @CrusaderKnight2000 Рік тому +2

      "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop eating the cigarettes, we have chips in the next isle over."

    • @andrewvelonis5940
      @andrewvelonis5940 9 місяців тому

      So it's not just us!

  • @victoriaparnell7339
    @victoriaparnell7339 Рік тому +161

    Finally some "cold drink" representation in the eternal argument between coke, pop, and soda.

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 Рік тому +6

      in Massachusetts the generic nickname for soft drinks is 'tonic' Also there is a brand up there called Moxie and it is horrible.

    • @shartsmcginty8056
      @shartsmcginty8056 Рік тому +1

      ​@@clairewood7416 I tried one at a Cracker Barrel. It wasn't that bad.

    • @alexisalexander9037
      @alexisalexander9037 Рік тому +1

      Soda

    • @rwtx7781
      @rwtx7781 Рік тому

      Soda water….

    • @prankmonkeyxs650
      @prankmonkeyxs650 Рік тому +9

      Anyone that doesn't call them coke is just wrong.

  • @catperson6146
    @catperson6146 Рік тому +129

    I think Matt is even funnier now that he's on his own! He always was my favorite ❤

    • @WyattRyeSway
      @WyattRyeSway Рік тому +1

      He still does the Southern channel too, doesn’t he?

    • @mangani0
      @mangani0 Рік тому +4

      @@WyattRyeSway nope, he's on his own now and no longer with southern thing. He had a post recently.

    • @jackkarns2484
      @jackkarns2484 Рік тому +6

      Matt absolutely needed to break free from “It’s a Southern Thing” given his popularity. I subscribed to his new channel and trash canned Southern Thing. No doubt it was all about the Benjamins and now Matt can make his own way.

    • @WyattRyeSway
      @WyattRyeSway Рік тому

      @@jackkarns2484 ……I watch both but Matt’s content is hysterical 100% of the time. The Southern Channel is good too. I don’t feel the need to trash them but then I guess, I didn’t see Matt’s post about leaving the other channel. I should go watch it I suppose
      I looked and didn’t find a video of him talking about the break with the other channel. Anyone have a link? Thanks

    • @jackkarns2484
      @jackkarns2484 Рік тому +6

      @@WyattRyeSway You are right, my comment was strong. However, I tried other Southern Things videos but could not finish them. After a little of that I stopped watching them. In my view Matt was the star of that channel and in his video he talks about the five years he spent with them. The Pandemic was particularly hard on Southern Things content creators. They re-played existing videos while the creators received no residuals. Their right of course, as they “owned” the content, but an operation that small risks losing big if contributors are not looked after. Matt was kind in his comments but it was easy to see that there were considerable underlying issues.
      Just watching Matt create content for his own channel is very instructive. His output exceeds Southern Things and is broader in scope without the former oversight. I just don’t see Southern Things filling this void. We should follow their subscriber numbers.
      Lastly, I will look for his explanation video and a link.

  • @edmonddrake1409
    @edmonddrake1409 Рік тому +7

    Love the mocking southern accent from the host! It's that kind of detail that separates you from the fold. Thanks for the laughs Matt!!

  • @Tayl0n
    @Tayl0n Рік тому +93

    we need a part 2 this is great!

  • @SevenRedSunsOfficial
    @SevenRedSunsOfficial Рік тому +123

    the three hardest things to say in life:
    1. im sorry
    2. I was wrong
    3. worcheshirestchershetscer sauce

    • @kmarch6630
      @kmarch6630 Рік тому +7

      I gave up and just call it W sauce.

    • @Georgia_Farmer
      @Georgia_Farmer Рік тому +7

      Worsh-Yer-Sister-Sauce

    • @adamr9215
      @adamr9215 Рік тому +3

      We call it Limey juice. Limey as in the slang term for English people, not as in lime flavored.

    • @lelandconner3337
      @lelandconner3337 Рік тому +5

      Oh...just call it "the other soy sauce". Worster-shyster-shooster is just too damn confusing. 😵‍💫🤯🤣

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Рік тому +4

      Hmmm ....Were-sure-shire.

  • @ImpulseAyala
    @ImpulseAyala Рік тому +5

    Man, I relate to every single one. I had it nailed before ya had time to answer. Southern slang is our own form of gibberish but it works. Thanks for the laughs Matt. Have a good weekend!

  • @shyshy82
    @shyshy82 Рік тому +1

    Man I love these shows, that's exactly how they talk in my home town.

  • @kingMT514
    @kingMT514 Рік тому +90

    I lost it at “Who is Raymond?!”😂

    • @rm3141593
      @rm3141593 Рік тому +8

      I don't know, some noodle guy?

    • @teresahargett395
      @teresahargett395 Рік тому +2

      How is it correctly pronounced?

    • @anneOakley735
      @anneOakley735 Рік тому +6

      My family totally said RAYmen my entire childhood. When I went to college, I became really confused when others called it RAWmen.

    • @lelandconner3337
      @lelandconner3337 Рік тому +9

      Could be worse. Ever called them ROMAN noodles? 🍜🇯🇵🇺🇸🤔🤯🤣

    • @patrickdavidson7379
      @patrickdavidson7379 Рік тому +5

      ​@Leland Conner Of course! Roman Noodle 1, 2, 3, 4 and V

  • @scruffythejanitor1969
    @scruffythejanitor1969 Рік тому +280

    As a northerner that married a southern woman this wasn't a skit -- Its a freaking documentatry.
    Besides the whole "Coke is any kind of pop" thing, the other thing we disagreed about was what a "Dollar Store" is. For me, it was Dollar Tree and ONLY Dollar Tree. For her, it was anything that vaguely resembled a Dollar General.

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 Рік тому +23

      Dollar Stores, Dollar General, Family Dollar and Dollar Tree are all within a 5 minute drive from my house in Ft Worth. Didn't Dollar General buy up Dollar Tree? Seriously, I drove up McCart ave one afternoon right past the Dollar General. Three days later it was a Dollar Tree!

    • @leegraves101
      @leegraves101 Рік тому +3

      Family Dollar and Dollar Tree are same family.

    • @theirmom4723
      @theirmom4723 Рік тому +2

      @@clairewood7416 Dollar Tree purchased Family Dollar

    • @kynn23
      @kynn23 Рік тому +2

      @@clairewood7416 That explains the Dollar General truck I saw outside Dollar Tree yesterday. I didn't realize one had bought the other.

    • @dianedeck
      @dianedeck Рік тому +15

      For me any store with the word Dollar in the name is a Dollar store.

  • @WatchingFromWork6636
    @WatchingFromWork6636 Рік тому +3

    Having moved from Michigan to Arkansas watching this at work is hilarious. Please keep the amazing content coming.

  • @lauraloper3740
    @lauraloper3740 Рік тому +7

    Oh my goodness! I’ve heard all these names all my life! Well done Matt!!! 😂😂😂

  • @MrsAlmaTrumble
    @MrsAlmaTrumble Рік тому +223

    If this was an actual game, I would buy it.

  • @darthhauler9947
    @darthhauler9947 Рік тому +18

    I only started watching "It's a Southern Thing' to see you. Glad you're doing good and will always be watching your videos. Such great content and it's all true!! Southern born, and southern bred and one day I'll be southern dead.

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Рік тому +1

      I was born in California! Border patrol hears my accent and does a double take after seeing my passport. LOL I just smile and say my Daddy and Momma were ,both, in the military. Smile and move on.

  • @cavtroopermunoz
    @cavtroopermunoz Рік тому +8

    I too would like to see the judges ruling on Wally World and Reeses Pieces. Also, Coke is the name of all soft drinks here in Texas.

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 Рік тому +2

      also Kentucky

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Рік тому +1

      Dude said there weren't any judges but, who was hitting that buzzer then? Maybe no judge but, there sure as tootin' was someone being JUDGE-y there!

    • @ikreer9777
      @ikreer9777 Рік тому

      And West Virginia

    • @jonsimpson8360
      @jonsimpson8360 Рік тому +2

      I'm from Nocona, TX and if you call a Dr Pepper a coke you'd get your ass kicked

  • @jcortese3300
    @jcortese3300 Рік тому +2

    You could do the same thing in Philadelphia. "What kind of sandwich is this?" "A hoagie." "What does literally everyone else call it?" "I don't care."

  • @tdl487
    @tdl487 Рік тому +64

    Ah man Matt this was gold! All those nicknames are completely valid answers.

  • @mariejustme
    @mariejustme Рік тому +18

    Hilarious!! I use every one of those nicknames and I’m edumacated. 😂

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 Рік тому

      Your friends at Georgia Tech would say otherwise! LOL

  • @johnthomas2485
    @johnthomas2485 10 місяців тому +2

    Piggly Wiggly used to run commercials back when I was stationed at Ft Bragg in the 80s. They even had a jingle. "Piiiiigly Wiggly. Piiiiiiigly wiggly"

  • @chipgarrett3139
    @chipgarrett3139 10 місяців тому

    Born and raised in SC. Huge, huge Star Wars fan. Born in 79. When I was a kid, I loved Obie Kenobi.

  • @Genera1Mi11s
    @Genera1Mi11s Рік тому +38

    This was great! I got all of them right! At the end I was like come on co cola! 🤣

  • @asdisskagen6487
    @asdisskagen6487 Рік тому +89

    In Matt's defense, some of them I didn't know either. For example, I had no idea there was no S at the end of Belk 😂

    • @WG55
      @WG55 Рік тому +10

      I had to look it up. I've _always_ said "Belk's"! 😮

    • @gaiterat6187
      @gaiterat6187 Рік тому +8

      Apparently there's not an S at the end of Aldi's either. Still call it Aldi's

    • @jackclark1994
      @jackclark1994 Рік тому +3

      wait, there's not?

    • @MelissaThompson432
      @MelissaThompson432 Рік тому +2

      I was just confused the first time I saw one that didn't have two names. I grew up with Belk-Lindsey, and moved to a place where it was Parks Belk. Just "Belk" sounds all kinds of wrong. (Even my phone thinks that's gotta be wrong. It "corrected" my spelling.)

    • @ritadyer9295
      @ritadyer9295 Рік тому +1

      I’ve always said Belks even tho I’m acutely aware there is no s.

  • @stephaniepapaleo9001
    @stephaniepapaleo9001 Рік тому

    😂 💀 😂😂😂 this is what we all needed today!!
    Omg “there might be a T in Dollar General”

  • @bowlnow824
    @bowlnow824 9 місяців тому +1

    I actually learned some interesting facts about these stores I didn't know. Thank you and funny as Yankee trying to live in the south in August!

  • @hemaccabe4292
    @hemaccabe4292 Рік тому +74

    We love you Matt! Keep it coming. You should so do a sitcom.

  • @Anukinihun
    @Anukinihun Рік тому +15

    I was locked in on that Marvel vs Capcom Arcade machine in the back. I want one sooooooo bad.

  • @tiredofit4761
    @tiredofit4761 Рік тому +1

    Haha Arkansan here. It’s THE Walmart or Wally World, Micky Ds, Dollar Store, Awful Waffle, Belks. So funny and true

  • @SadieQuinn24310
    @SadieQuinn24310 11 місяців тому +1

    I literally watch this video every time it pops up on my home page and it never get old... ima need y'all to make me the full version!!

  • @bascodelagamma
    @bascodelagamma Рік тому +7

    DG - Founded in Kentucky. I am from the hometown of DG in south-central Kentucky. The corporate headquarters moved to Tennessee several years ago but DG got its start in KY.

    • @alostrich
      @alostrich  Рік тому +12

      Y’all really wanna claim it tho?

    • @clairewood7416
      @clairewood7416 Рік тому +1

      I grew up a little ways from Scottsville, in Todd County. I never knew DG was founded in KY much less "close to home"

    • @michaelandpenelopemccollum6416
      @michaelandpenelopemccollum6416 Рік тому

      @@alostrich Not much else to claim!

  • @eddyflo2978
    @eddyflo2978 Рік тому +393

    If you understood every single thing Matt said you may be a legit southerner, therefore hit that subscribe button and enjoy more of our souther love

    • @lelandconner3337
      @lelandconner3337 Рік тому +9

      I'm afraid I knew every reference but I'm one of those sophista-ma-cated Southerners, y'all. (Banjo riff)...Hyuck. 🤓🧑‍🎓🤣

    • @JudyGurl
      @JudyGurl Рік тому +1

    • @jeffkahl
      @jeffkahl Рік тому +3

      Hell I’m Canadian and I understood it lol

    • @dineauxjones
      @dineauxjones Рік тому

      Yuuup

    • @eddyflo2978
      @eddyflo2978 Рік тому +2

      @@jeffkahl we all know as told by Robin sparkles her self Canadians do not swear and are extremely apologetic. You sir sound like a Missisippian

  • @vickiwilliamson1420
    @vickiwilliamson1420 Рік тому +2

    Oh gosh... I so literally laughed out loud with "Belks". Guilty as charged. 😆

  • @Josh-Stewart
    @Josh-Stewart Рік тому +48

    Love your videos Matt.. you’re hilarious and entertaining 🎉😂

  • @aaronthomasmay
    @aaronthomasmay Рік тому +30

    Gonna need more of these Matt 😂

  • @Pete--
    @Pete-- Рік тому +14

    Surprised you didn't call the remote a clicker at the end, lol. Amazing skit.

  • @jeanaprewitt9658
    @jeanaprewitt9658 11 місяців тому +1

    How is "coke" the wrong answer for the lemon-lime beverage? Southern hospitality: "Do you want a coke?" "Sure." "We have Sprite, Dr. Pepper, and Ne-hi."

  • @brysonprocter5246
    @brysonprocter5246 Рік тому +9

    I lost it when you roasted Vandy.🤣🤣🤣

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 Рік тому +54

    We all have friends like this. when they have a conversation with you, have to decode what they're trying to say.

    • @Jake9066
      @Jake9066 Рік тому +6

      Unless you don't have friends like that, but that just means it's you.

    • @asdisskagen6487
      @asdisskagen6487 Рік тому +8

      There's a Boomhower in every crowd.

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 Рік тому +1

      @@asdisskagen6487 BOOMHOWER! LOL Thats it! He was the funniest guy on that show!

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, I do know a few annoying people who want to go to a "Mick Donald's" before swinging into a "Wall Mart" to buy some "Sprite".
      Just say you want some Micky D's before getting some coke at the store, already!

  • @TreasureDeal
    @TreasureDeal 11 днів тому

    The "crack house" had me on the floor! 😂😂😂

  • @peterlatella7090
    @peterlatella7090 Рік тому

    Thanks for giving the world laughter in this time of distress. You guys are great.

  • @KeilaBevins
    @KeilaBevins Рік тому +14

    LOL THE CRACKHOUSE I CANT 😂🤣

  • @gypsybelle4757
    @gypsybelle4757 Рік тому +3

    Lol! I had to rewind and watch part again because I have *never* heard anyone call that department store anything but “Belk’s”. 😂😂😂 I thought he had gotten one right! I’ve never looked at any sogns or seen ads because it’s al word of mouth advertising.
    “Heeeey! Cute shoes! Where did you get those?”
    “Girl! I got them on saw at Belk’s! They have the cutest stuff.”

  • @jimr907
    @jimr907 Рік тому +20

    Another GREAT one from Matt!!!!!!! Love it!

  • @meridethhendry5733
    @meridethhendry5733 Рік тому +12

    You’re hilarious! So much fun to watch!

  • @matthewnewsome37
    @matthewnewsome37 Рік тому +2

    🎼Down home, down the streeeeeet, Piggly Wiggly 🎵🎶

  • @krash66
    @krash66 Рік тому

    "It's like we're not even speaking the same language!" TRUTH.

  • @curtisstewart3179
    @curtisstewart3179 Рік тому +7

    Nobody knows what is in a Dollar General until they get all the boxes unpacked. And since they never get all the boxes un packed....nobody knows what is really inside a Dollar General.
    Except for Little Debbie's. There is always Little Debbie's in Dollar General.

  • @greggsplaylist
    @greggsplaylist Рік тому +13

    Midwesterner here and I got like half of the product ones wrong as well.

    • @melissalawson7803
      @melissalawson7803 Рік тому +4

      It's cool. I've heard before "The only things differentiating the South from the Midwest are location and climate."

  • @gabynum1919
    @gabynum1919 Рік тому

    He was preaching when he said “RAYmond Noodles” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DoodleBear223
    @DoodleBear223 Рік тому +5

    I didn't realize I had been pronouncing "Reese's" wrong all this time lol

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Рік тому +1

      Not gonna stop since I heard no difference.

  • @vickiemoore8181
    @vickiemoore8181 Рік тому +4

    Aren’t all those carbonated beverages coke!!!!!🤣🤣🤣. Wanna coke? Yeah! What kind?

  • @Zeyev
    @Zeyev Рік тому +6

    I thought Dixie Rexall was one word until we left Alabama. It was astonishing to see a drugstore with the name of Rexall - "where's the rest of the name?"

  • @oldcatlady666
    @oldcatlady666 Рік тому +1

    this reminds me of my grandpa, who was from louisiana, writing M-T on all empty boxes and when my whole fuckin family couldn’t figure out and asked him about it- he belly laughed and said “read it again. but slowly.” and i immediately got it but the rest of my family still couldn’t figure it out until i finally hollered “it’s EMMM TEEEYYY” 😂

  • @stephenguilfoyle5737
    @stephenguilfoyle5737 Рік тому +4

    Never knew till now I’ve been saying Reese’s pieces wrong my whole life

  • @BinroWasRight
    @BinroWasRight Рік тому +6

    ROFL!!! Hilarious as always. "Reesie" must be an Alabama thing. They're called Reese's cups/pieces in Texas.

    • @donniestoolthoughts9209
      @donniestoolthoughts9209 Рік тому +1

      I see how you spelled it, but how do you pronounce it?

    • @adambaldoni5491
      @adambaldoni5491 Рік тому +2

      @@donniestoolthoughts9209 "Reese is"

    • @dreabia4759
      @dreabia4759 4 місяці тому

      @@adambaldoni5491that one was really tripping me up because I’m like how tf did he say that one wrong? I was not hearing it.

  • @coolcat3421
    @coolcat3421 Рік тому +12

    Love your videos Matt! You never fail to put a smile on my face!

  • @dieselhead89
    @dieselhead89 3 місяці тому +1

    Point of fact: Dollar General was founded as a family store in 1939 in Scottsville, KY. The name "Dollar General" was introduced in 1955.
    They are presently headquartered in Goodlettsville, TN.

  • @BryonLape
    @BryonLape Рік тому +1

    I done used to shop at the Wal-Marks on Chapnum Highway when I lived in Knoxville.

  • @nlaguins
    @nlaguins Рік тому +130

    Definitely didn't think anything was wrong with Reese's 😂

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 Рік тому +5

      LOL SAME!!!

    • @KaileeH
      @KaileeH Рік тому +9

      It's pronounced Ree-siz.

    • @bucketofsunshine6366
      @bucketofsunshine6366 Рік тому +9

      Haha I even went back to listen a second time just to make sure. Sounded fine to this yankee 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @kynn23
      @kynn23 Рік тому +7

      Some people call them "Reesie cups" here in MI too. I've always wondered where that nickname came from. Maybe now I know.

    • @dizzysdoings
      @dizzysdoings Рік тому

      Same here.

  • @Nothuman76
    @Nothuman76 Рік тому +6

    This is real, "you want a coke?" "yes" "Which flavor?" "Sprite"

  • @deborahavery3012
    @deborahavery3012 8 місяців тому +1

    Grew up in Virginia, went to college in Kentucky, graduate school in Ohio, and lived in the midwest ever since. Still don't know whether it's soda or pop. Took the easy way out and gave up all carbonated beverages.

  • @kcjd8659
    @kcjd8659 Рік тому +1

    I grew up in S Florida (so surrounded by northerners-Boca), and my stepdad was from Kentucky. He used to tell a joke: “Why did the Wise Men have ashes on their feet? Because they came from afar.” I didn’t understand this joke until I moved to Kentucky.

  • @carltonbrown6508
    @carltonbrown6508 Рік тому +12

    Move that man to the championchips bracket!

  • @RachelHS825
    @RachelHS825 Рік тому +8

    Really clever! Laughed out loud 😂

  • @benbrindley9405
    @benbrindley9405 Рік тому +3

    When you brought out the awful waffle bit I actually started dying I dont think Ive ever heard anyone not saying the nickname

  • @AutismRocksOfficial
    @AutismRocksOfficial Рік тому +1

    We were cracking up because there really is a “Hoggly Woggly” in Tallahassee Florida. It’s a convenience store totally ripping off the Pig.

  • @William_Bryant
    @William_Bryant Рік тому +17

    *thundercrack*
    “Ooh is that the lightning round?”
    “No we just got a severe thunderstorm warning and a tornado watch.”
    Edit: Tuscaloosa, two hours later, and now it’s clear skies. The entirety of the Cahaba River dumped on top of us in under 15 minutes, and now the clouds are gone.

  • @joeyn7399
    @joeyn7399 Рік тому +7

    Keep ‘‘em coming bud. Great work as always.

  • @DaveCM
    @DaveCM 8 місяців тому

    This was so accurate. And my mother for some reason cannot say "Holly" if you put the word "Springs" after it. The pronunciation changes to "Holler Springs". To make matters worse, I have a daughter named Holly. Ever since I told my kids about it, they keep waiting on my mom to call Holly, "Holler". LOL! She hasn't yet. And she always uses a "k" instead of a "t" in Walmart.

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 5 місяців тому

    LOL I was getting just as frustrated at the host that he couldn't even say Walmart, Waffle House, or Piggly Wiggly !!!! And lord, thank you for throwing in Reese's and Reese's Pieces, because I tell people that ALL THE F'N TIME!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @jon-michaelharris5840
    @jon-michaelharris5840 Рік тому +6

    it’s great when you know what answers he will give

  • @kellie6496
    @kellie6496 Рік тому +5

    Oh, I had the best time playing along. Thanks for the good time!

    • @kellie6496
      @kellie6496 Рік тому

      I about died when I said The Pig and he didn’t.

    • @lelandconner3337
      @lelandconner3337 Рік тому

      I think he meant the Piggy-Wiggy.
      Maybe in some parts called Oinkster Central. Lmao 😂

  • @JP-JustSayin
    @JP-JustSayin Рік тому

    "There is no tea in dollar general"
    ... that one snuck up on me.