I was writing "bad romance" but when I was going to use the "D" I accidentally pressed "R" too. It went like "bard romance" and just like that, I found that amazing version. No regrets, after all.
Okay so I was confused by what Nero bedlam lament was. So I looked up all the meanings separately. And from what I’ve gathered… she wants someone from a dark skinned race to drive her insane and make her wail without ceasing. In other words. She wants some dude to rock her world all night!
@@xFoxOne Um, she changed the lyric "I want your psycho" to "I want thy Nero", which made me think of the Roman Emperor who threw Christians to the lions/used them as torches for his parties and is said to have caused the Great Fire of Rome and fiddled while his empire was literally burning around him I'm guessing it's that versus the dark skinned part, but the bedlam lament sounds accurate
@@katharinamaria5204 Maybe... Literally... Nero is a psycho dude. Theres a lyrics in the 2nd stanza of the original, it says " I want your psycho your vertigo stick" or something
It’s English for “tú”. “You” used to be our version of “usted”. (At least, I believe that’s the Spanish equivalent. Tô um pouco mais familiarizado com o português.)
Me too, been stealing content for my D&D games. Really helps with the setting :D EDIT: Plus it is just dope to listen to, even outside of D&D. The medieval sounding stuff is just sooooo cool.
All thee single maidens (All thee single maidens) All thee single maidens( All thee single maidens) All thee single maidens( All thee single maidens) Now raise thy hands up
I played this song last week using a speaker, while me and the boys are drinking grape wine and eating wheat bread in our camping. The mood was so intense that even the cool wind and the full moon joined in.
treacherous romance - Bad Romance emotionless expression - Poker Face gratuitous praise - Applause a jest of romance - LoveGame holy betrayal - Judas birthed in this manner - born this way at the hour of my deflowering - edge of glory painters of thy portrait - paparazzi simply frolic - just dance frivolous romance - stupid love convincing trickery - perfect illusion Thy popularity - The Fame Primadonna - Donatella
A cursed wench - Bloody Mary M. B. Y. P. (Man beneath your petticoats) - G. U. Y. Tart Confection - sour candy Mistress of Temptation - Venus A blasphemous amount of excuses - A million reasons Thou and I - yoü and I The heavens come down from above onto I - rain on me
@@Lislio Oh. I did not know that at all, that's clears up a _lot._ I saw a UA-cam comment thread of just numbers like this and people reacted similarly, that's when I knew I was missing something.
These medieval revamps are incredible and I want more of them! I also enjoy certain kinds of rap because it's not a one-size-fits-all kind of thing! If you think any artistic medium is inherently inferior, then I just feel sad for you lol
Man in red robes, with a pair of heavy iron tongs in his left hand knocks on the door: "Helló! Ees dees de residense of a..." unfolds and looks at scroll. "...Señorita Gága?"
I have been listening to these songs for the past hour and came up with this story for the following songs on this channel (as of when this comment was written). Bad romance, Somebody that I used to know, Jolene, and Summertime Sadness. Part one: Bad Romance There was once a young common girl who lived in a small village near the castle. She was nothing special, not any different from the other village girls her age, but on one of the rare days that the Royal king and his son, the prince, came to that village, the royal son and the young common girl’s eyes met. It was unmistakable that the two loved each other from the first stare. When no one was watching or paying much attention, the royal son came to the to the common girl and whispered quickly and quietly to her: “Meet me tonight at the lake at moon high.” The young common girl could not believe her ears. Did he really just say that? Before she could get a conformation, the royal son and the king left. Moon high came. And, despite the young common girl believing she imagined the whole interaction with the prince, she went to the lake. But there he was looking at her with a loving and longing look. The common girl? She was astounded. The two talked for hours, about their lives, their interest, and their unbreakable love for each other. But there was something about this love that could not be ignored: the son was a royal and the girl was a commoner. It was a sin! It was bad! But to them in that moment, and the many nights to come, none of that mattered to them. It was a summer the common girl would never forget. She wanted so desperately for it to last forever. But one night came when the prince didn’t show. She came back the next night and the next, but he never came back. Part two: Out now in the comment section of Somebody that I used to know (medieval version)
Good news to anyone who have waited so patiently! I will be adding the third part to this short story to the comment section of the video Jolene! I am so sorry it took so long to finally write but I hope these next two parts will be worth the wait!
Eh, I think it would actually be something like "Ich lest þi adle," or a more modern version could be, "Ich wisshen for thi disese." (Middle English is all over the place, and I'm not entirely sure on grammar because of that and my own ignorance. However, it is very obvious when you are using Early Modern English instead of Middle English). Actually, I believe disese fits better since it includes both physical illness and abstract illness, such as "a troubled state of affairs" or "that which inflicts hardship or misery." Not sure if lest is appropriate. I know you can use it when saying "HE wants." Can also use list. "Him lest" or "him list."
@@sarraq8850 please don't carry misinformation, the black death was carried by fleas onto animals, most importantly rats as the sanitary situation was less than fine, The animals when infected could infect others by penetrating and having a direct contact with visible entryways, such as biting or having an infected area touch a wound, such like other viruses to this day including the one that is happening.
Historic fact: this song was written by the great Joan of Arc during her imprisonment by the English. As Joan was illiterate, the beautiful melody and the original French lyrics was actually transcript by the prison guards as they were haunted by the beautiful melody of the song. After her execution, the song found its way back to France, it became one of the most popular folk songs in Norman. After the horrible plague, the song was largely forgotten, until Shakespeare found the original sheets of musics during one time travelling in France. He decided rewrote the lyrics in English, and premiered it during the play of his now famous comedy “A midsummer Night’s dream”. The song resurged in its popularity, and the French court rediscovered this long lost piece of art. According to the diaries of the servants of Louis XIV, the sun king himself had to listen a certain set of playlist during his dinner time, and this song was amongst the most often played. After the French Revolution, before the execution of Marie Antoinette, the Queen pled to listen to the song one more time before getting on the guillotine. The song slowly faded after the revolution, but was still a common tune during the industrial revolution in London. Even Queen Victoria, were found to have quoted the lyrics of the song in her many many love letters to Prince Albert. However, after entering the 20th century, the song was slowly forgotten by the public since with the popularity of radio, new music were spreading quickly while old traditional ones are mostly forgotten. However, in an unexpected turn of events, Stefani Germanotta, professional known as Lady Gaga, rediscovered this song during her studies in the NYU, in the old archives of the library, and proceed to cover the song in her album the fame monster. The song quickly regained its prevalence again and was at one time the most viewed video on a digital platform named UA-cam. In the following decades, people largely forgot the story of the origin of the song, until a medieval version of the song resurfaced on the internet.
Ahh yes, that was the year that Sir Thaddeus, Duke of Elderberry was in charge of the royal feast. ‘Twas the best mutton and potatoes I’d ever feasted upon. The following year wasn’t the same, since they had Sir Bartholomew, Earl of Barleywheat in charge of the feast instead. He burnt the swine 😞
Thou wouldest not understand. (Compare to Standard Modern German: Du würdest es nicht verstehen.) (comprehend is a Latin word, understand is a Germanic word)
@@wingedhussar1117 I figured the "wouldnsn't" gave away that this wasn't a serious attempt at old English but I really appreciate people educating people on the subject, thank you for your time and expertise!
@@MisteurBear I don't have expertise in Early Modern English. I am just a German native speaker with a master degree in linguistics who accidentally had to read a few Shakespear poems in 12th grad. However, due to the similarities between earlier stages of English and standard modern German it is quite easy for me to spot obvious mistakes. In fact, I think that every English native speaker who translates an English text to Middle English or Old English, should give his translation to a native German linguist, because we simply see immediately when the verb is not at the right position, when someone confused "thou" with "thee" and so on... Because you English speakers may have studied Old English/ Middle English really well, but all the things that you gave up (conjugations, declensions, noun cases, genders) are still present in German.
“I want thy Nero, thy bedlam lament/ If this is sin, then I shall never repent” By God and King and Country, the minstrel’s iron tongue sparks flame. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
After a lucky find, experts found hidden music sheets in a Medieval castle. For about a few years of researching and painstaking work, scientists and historians were able to piece and replicate a song found on the stone grounds. Remarkably, experts also found more music sheets and found faded signatures on the top right-hand corner. It was found that the music had been made by an extraordinary female noble by the name of Lady Gagatha II. The wonders of the historic world never fails to amaze me. Hopefully the experts can recreate another one of her songs!
The flute, drums, the harmony with the musical instruments is commendable. Beautifully produced and love the music especially, just soothing and calm. ❤❤
Actually, grammarians knoweth that the "I" shall only be used in the Nomative case. For example, "I want thy love." "I" is the subject. "want" is the verb. "thy love" is the direct object. All things are as they ought to be. "I" is proper in that case because it is the Nomative or thing being named/referred as the subject of the sentence/ expression. But when referring to thou and self (the speaker himself or herself in his or her own sentence) as the direct objects of a sentence, "thee" and "me" are appropriate because those are the Accusative declensions of the nouns "You" and "I." For example, "Cupids stupid arrow pierced me and thee together." Notice that the "thee" (not "you") and "me" (not "I") are the direct objects receiving the action or verb "pierced." The subject is "Cupid's stupid arrow." That is what the sentence is about and what it did to "you"(thee) and "me." So, "you"(thee) and "me" must reflect their function in the sentence, which is as direct objects of "Cupid's stupid arrow" because they have been pierced. The "I" correction is the most common misunderstanding begun by someone who did not pay attention during grammar lessons. Nouns are not always in the same form, because they serve different purposes in speech and thought. Saying I am something is different from saying something was done to me. Notice I did not say something was done to I. Thou must always declineth thy nouns correctly.
@@En_Gho You seem to know what you're talking about. I'm strangely hoping "thee and me" is correct in this song. In "thee and me could write a bad romance" is "a bad romance" the direct object? So your example above doesn't really apply to this lyric because "thee and me" are the subject?
"I want thy disease"
Bubonic Plague: Hello there
Lmfao
g e n e r a l k e n o b i
I snorted.
*its getting hot in here*
Don't forget syphilis! It was spread through 'romance'
"I want thy disease."
*chuckles in black death*
It's cool because it's old styled. It would be COVID otherwise.
indeed she can be singing about her bubon
Thou knoweth what is said:
Once thy tongue goeth black,
Thou art dead, and canneth not come back.
bruh 1k3 likes in 6 hours? calm down!!! 😂
*chuckles in Coronavirus*
The villagers didst not request this yet it doth cometh when most needed
Methinks that this has been besent by the heavens themselves.
Forsooth, Divine Providence hath rendered succor most timely!
This song cometh as rain on a scorched Desert
Nice
@Gabrielle Cohen I second thee!
I was writing "bad romance" but when I was going to use the "D" I accidentally pressed "R" too. It went like "bard romance" and just like that, I found that amazing version. No regrets, after all.
I have said many times that typos are the will of the god and goddess, and not to be corrected. You have given me further proof of this.
No regerts
"There are no accidents"
- Master Oogway
@@senseiwill8815 tell that to your mom and biological father.
@@_X1M_ Bro chill there's literally no reason to be rude to the guy
'Tis not what the village deserveth, but what it needest most urgently.
'God shall bless thee'
But hath needeth
Tis goodish grammar ist most important
Aye.
I am vengeaunce! I am the night! I am Bathet-man!
English teachers: *(wipes away tears)*
😂
😂😂😂😂
Why would they exactly?
😂😂😂
Madam Kamila 😭
Who would have thought that 800 years later lady gaga would make a cover of this song
Underrated comment.
GOd ikr? She really did what Madonna did
i know! what are the odds?
crazy!
Dave A. That’s cool to know, you just wanted to give extra info, there’s nothing wrong with that
"If this is sin, I shall never repent",
SHOTS FIRED
Hail Satan!
@@thatsnotagoodidea stoooop
ALL HAIL SATAN
Thesis nailed.
@@I_make_animations_23 omg :D
I want thy ugly, I want thy disease.
Can't believe this was written during the plague
Well said my friend
@@mashpo8093 barbar sangad
in a way, it was!
@@mauracowan6585 (☞ ᐛ )☞ aaaaye
Which one? 😂🤣 o
Woe! our modern hubris!
“I want thy ugly, I want thy diseased”
Bubonic Plague victim: *bounces eyebrows seductively*
Wow.
🧟 🧟♀️
😆
Ironically enough, if you read this to the tune of the song, it works
*w HE eZ E PLEASE STOP I AM DYING*
"If this is sin then I shall never repent"
Damn, this is too powerful, somebody call the Inquisition!
No one expects the Spanish inquisition
Such blasphemy!!!
Alas all inquisitors are bastards.
@@russianbear0027 verily, thou dost speak the truth!
came down here to comment about this. The preceding line, "I want thy Nero, thy Bedlam lament" is also absolute fire
“I want thy Nero, thy Bedlam lament; if this is sin then I shall never repent” is my favorite line. Such a great flow.
Okay so I was confused by what Nero bedlam lament was. So I looked up all the meanings separately. And from what I’ve gathered… she wants someone from a dark skinned race to drive her insane and make her wail without ceasing. In other words. She wants some dude to rock her world all night!
@@xFoxOne Um, she changed the lyric "I want your psycho" to "I want thy Nero", which made me think of the Roman Emperor who threw Christians to the lions/used them as torches for his parties and is said to have caused the Great Fire of Rome and fiddled while his empire was literally burning around him
I'm guessing it's that versus the dark skinned part, but the bedlam lament sounds accurate
@@NeurodivergentAntifa ah. I do not know my history as well as I thought! Haha! Thank you for letting me know!! That’s actually really interesting! 😁
@@xFoxOne Think by "I want thy Nero" it means "I want your fire", referring to Nero burning Rome.
Me: “I want to listen to the 20’s version of Bad Romance.”
Friend: Starts playing postmodern jukebox
Me: *”No, no. I mean the 1420’s version.”*
I am so glad we have options XD
More like the 1320's version
Both are so great, I would be torn and play them both.
1420, it blazeth
I mean at least your freind has standards 😌
"I want thy disease."
Black Death: *welp here I go killin again*
I-
💀💀💀
I have arrived!
WELL-
AH SH-
UA-cam Reccomend: So do you want bardcore now?
Me: ............yes
Bard-core....... this is a word I didn't know existed nor did I know I needed it.
Bardcore---
Bardcore lmao
Bardcore!!
A recommendation we didst not bethink of searching and yet hither we art
(forgive me if i wrote it badly, I'm bad at medieval language lmao)
**slowly lifts my skirt to reveal my ankles as i sing this to my partner**
*gasp In medieval* SCANDALOUS!!!!!
Lamentable
Harlot
*w HO r E*
Courtesan!
"what kind of music do you listen to?"
me: it's not complicated nor simple to explain
Can not love this enough
Bardcore Tavernstep
Thy must sit down to explain
I am not gonna lie, if you manage to do a whole album with medieval covers, I am buying it.
Me too
Count me in
I'm annoyed the singles aren't on Google Play or Bandcamp.
Put em on vinyl with some amazing artwork cover. 😍
Aye, take me coppers!!!
“I want thy Nero, thy Bedlam lament/ if this is sin I shall never repent” is the rawest lyric ever
I can't stop thinking about this line
this line really did hit hard
Probably a dumb question but what exactly do they mean by Nero? I can only find the Roman emperor
@@katharinamaria5204 Maybe... Literally... Nero is a psycho dude.
Theres a lyrics in the 2nd stanza of the original, it says " I want your psycho your vertigo stick" or something
You sure got that right 😂😂😂
I’m Spanish and I’ve just discovered the word 'thee'. I love it
Me too
The word The can be pronounced thee
Creo que en español sería el vos?
@@hectordanielsanchezcobo7713 sí
It’s English for “tú”. “You” used to be our version of “usted”.
(At least, I believe that’s the Spanish equivalent. Tô um pouco mais familiarizado com o português.)
"I want thy heartache, the touch of thy hand"
Me: whoa getting a little NSFW here
Premarital touching is unacceptable, whomstever decides to do such a thing will be deemed to be burnt
Cease! Lest i see thy ankle!
Hol up a sec I think I can feel a laugh coming wait it's nearly there guys I swear
@@jayjaygolden5123 I beg of thee not to encourage such scandalous behaviour.
Found the Bard!
Hope this community sticks around, such refreshing content
I know, right? We really need more of this.
I couldn't agree more. I'm pretty hooked on this 😊
Me too
Read your KJV old English Bible to get more.
Me too, been stealing content for my D&D games. Really helps with the setting :D
EDIT: Plus it is just dope to listen to, even outside of D&D. The medieval sounding stuff is just sooooo cool.
I'm waiting for "All the single maidens"
Please do this one!
@@kitdubhran2968 Yes, I NEED it
Make 👏 this 👏 happen 👏
I was unaware I needed to hear such a song until now. *hammers the thumbs up*
All thee single maidens (All thee single maidens)
All thee single maidens( All thee single maidens)
All thee single maidens( All thee single maidens)
Now raise thy hands up
I played this song last week using a speaker, while me and the boys are drinking grape wine and eating wheat bread in our camping. The mood was so intense that even the cool wind and the full moon joined in.
Sounds like an epic outing
‘Pass the harp, old chap’
‘Thy better not sing rubbish’
XD yesss
Thee* 🤣🤣🤣
@@robindabank565 Thou*! 😂😂😂
Thou = subject (nominative)
Thee = object (accusative)
Thy = possessive (genitive)
Gave me a good laugh, congrats
Ani Val oh right, thank you!
treacherous romance - Bad Romance
emotionless expression - Poker Face
gratuitous praise - Applause
a jest of romance - LoveGame
holy betrayal - Judas
birthed in this manner - born this way
at the hour of my deflowering - edge of glory
painters of thy portrait - paparazzi
simply frolic - just dance
frivolous romance - stupid love
convincing trickery - perfect illusion
Thy popularity - The Fame
Primadonna - Donatella
YES
ALL OF THE YES
I would listen to this religiously.
A cursed wench - Bloody Mary
M. B. Y. P. (Man beneath your petticoats) - G. U. Y.
Tart Confection - sour candy
Mistress of Temptation - Venus
A blasphemous amount of excuses - A million reasons
Thou and I - yoü and I
The heavens come down from above onto I - rain on me
i think born this way would be something else. youre translating it as born using a certain method. but gaga is saying i was born like that
And so beginneth the age of medieval covers.
Finally * w *
Indeed
Now Behemoth :p
Damn right
I ain’t even mad
"If this is sin then i shall never repent
I want thy love"
Damn, this is actually deep.
"I want thine ugly, I want thy disease"
Me, an ugly person during COVID-19: *winks with both eyes*
Just keep your mask on ;)
Sounds more like what the ex-lepper would say
No.
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂
That's not a wink anymore
"I want your disease"
Rats: her ladyship hath spoken, for living accommodations cost none
yes 😂😂😂😂
Loool
Not rats but fleas
Why hello there fellow Ahgase ╮(＾▽＾)╭
Fleas*
Them: What's your favorite music genre?
Me: Bardcore.
This comment doesn’t have enough likes.
Yea, the japes of the passersby were much as pleasing to mine eye as the sweet songs of the balladeer were to mine ear!
I scream the unholy words of milady gaga whilst they drag me up to the stake.
"i want thy disease"
Rats: I mean, Ayo shawty 😜
SSKSKSKSK 💀
LMFAOOOOO
canelito stfu
HAGSHSFSHAHAH LORD
LMFFAAOOPOO
"I want thy disease" hits different in medieval style
💁
😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Awww yeeeah gimme some o that there plague
❤️❤️🧟♂️❤️❤️
"what kind of music do you like?"
"bardcore."
Does it give quest?
@super lazy dog Haha why would some stupid numbers give you ptsd hahaha...Haha... *Haha..*
@super lazy dog I don't get it, what's so bad about that number? Or is this a reference I just don't get?
@@f1r3-y_l1on2 theres a hentai website called nhentai, each comic has a number, 177013 is a very... Cursed one
@@Lislio Oh. I did not know that at all, that's clears up a _lot._
I saw a UA-cam comment thread of just numbers like this and people reacted similarly, that's when I knew I was missing something.
Why do I feel like this is incredibly more sexual than the original version😂
Might be the slightly slower tempo?
if this is sin I shall never repent
nice
It's all the period-typical repression.
@@madisonwhitehead5095 I thought this was a medieval style cover? If it was repressed you'd think it'd be more renaissance
Cause you're Victorian-era flapper girl
This song could’ve been such a hit in the middle ages and spread faster than the Black Plague
hahah
Nah the church would've condamned the hell out of it
Wouldve been burned on the cross
In the non Christian parts yes
"if this is sin, then I shall never repent" is a raw af line
Yesss
HERESY
When a young Christian knight joins a crusade to retake Jersusalem, but along the way he falls deeply in love with a beautiful Muslim girl.
mistylavenda I need this to be a movie because that would be amazing
@@mistylavenda interesting
'medieval style cover' underrates the amount of work and skill in this. this is a transformation
Remix?
@@9kanon Brand new version.
@@sampeacaml9307 brand new old version
A transformative cover is still a covet
These medieval revamps are incredible and I want more of them! I also enjoy certain kinds of rap because it's not a one-size-fits-all kind of thing!
If you think any artistic medium is inherently inferior, then I just feel sad for you lol
"If this is a sin then I shall never repent"
Spanish Inquisition: 👁👄👁
When you already showed him your ankles before getting married
💀💀💀💀💀
This is everything 😂
Thy*
I laughed so hard on this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
The way it should be.
Don't you mean... "Bard Romance"?
Thou art produce "bard" odour
Thank thee, I detest it.
Mine sides torn asunder with thine witty jest!
:)
So basically D&D Bards?
The fact that this sort of music is called “Bardcore” is simply the best thing ever!
I’m so glad I have just discovered this
*wait this is a genre*
@@mochibunnyan6556 *Oh yes, definitely*
Bardcore should be a thing!
YESS
You make Lady Gaga sound sophisticated and profound. That's an accomplishment.
I watched this in 144p for added authenticity 👍
LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alpha tier comment
So yeah, we're reaching that point of quarantine where I'm listening to this unironically
Honestly same
It’s unironically really good music too and I don’t know how to feel about that 😳 her voice is just so angelic it’s insane
I felt that in my soul man...
@@kaistzar2831 ok boomer
No one is listening to music ironically during quarantine.
"If this is sin, then I shall never repent."
the knights has requested to *know thy location*
Man in red robes, with a pair of heavy iron tongs in his left hand knocks on the door:
"Helló! Ees dees de residense of a..." unfolds and looks at scroll. "...Señorita Gága?"
Millenniumhand and shrimp I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition to show up
@@ryanjuanico4498 Hmm... There's something i'm supposed to say here... but i can't quite remember...
Millenniumhand and shrimp No one expects to forget the Spanish Inquisition!
@@chaoskitty01 THANK YOU! 😂
“If this is sin then I shall never repent” has to be my favourite lyric of the century not even joking
Goes harder than any lyric I've yet heard
Shakespeare has been real quiet since this dropped
he has been quiet for a long time now wonder what happened to him
@@ahhfdhxhdj5312 I think he moved on from writing plays, wonder what he's doing now...
MyBean BEING DEAD MAYBE?!?!?! WHYYYY
@@andreasballe7470 you ruined it
@@andreasballe7470 wait what you have to be mistaken
"I want your disease"
*bubonic plague entered to the chat*
This made me laugh way too much XDDD
entered the tavern*
*french accent* Freak we have corona virus
Gonna be honest, I totally didn’t see the resurgence of “medieval bops that slap” on my 2020 bingo card....but I’m here for it
Definitely here for it
What a time to be alive
@@martinoriguel1083 Which is weird, because instead of the bubonic plague, it's C-19
@@notareallin620 Life gives, Life takes
yeah
I have been listening to these songs for the past hour and came up with this story for the following songs on this channel (as of when this comment was written). Bad romance, Somebody that I used to know, Jolene, and Summertime Sadness.
Part one: Bad Romance
There was once a young common girl who lived in a small village near the castle. She was nothing special, not any different from the other village girls her age, but on one of the rare days that the Royal king and his son, the prince, came to that village, the royal son and the young common girl’s eyes met. It was unmistakable that the two loved each other from the first stare. When no one was watching or paying much attention, the royal son came to the to the common girl and whispered quickly and quietly to her: “Meet me tonight at the lake at moon high.” The young common girl could not believe her ears. Did he really just say that? Before she could get a conformation, the royal son and the king left.
Moon high came. And, despite the young common girl believing she imagined the whole interaction with the prince, she went to the lake. But there he was looking at her with a loving and longing look. The common girl? She was astounded. The two talked for hours, about their lives, their interest, and their unbreakable love for each other. But there was something about this love that could not be ignored: the son was a royal and the girl was a commoner. It was a sin! It was bad! But to them in that moment, and the many nights to come, none of that mattered to them. It was a summer the common girl would never forget. She wanted so desperately for it to last forever. But one night came when the prince didn’t show. She came back the next night and the next, but he never came back.
Part two: Out now in the comment section of Somebody that I used to know (medieval version)
Awesome story!!
*Keep 'em stories coming!*
Omg this deserves more likes
Good news to anyone who have waited so patiently! I will be adding the third part to this short story to the comment section of the video Jolene! I am so sorry it took so long to finally write but I hope these next two parts will be worth the wait!
Late 13th centurie bard: "I want thy disease"
mid 14th centurie peasante: "Thy first time?"
Underrated
Medieval Memes are gold.
Very nice.
Lmaooo
Eh, I think it would actually be something like "Ich lest þi adle," or a more modern version could be, "Ich wisshen for thi disese." (Middle English is all over the place, and I'm not entirely sure on grammar because of that and my own ignorance. However, it is very obvious when you are using Early Modern English instead of Middle English). Actually, I believe disese fits better since it includes both physical illness and abstract illness, such as "a troubled state of affairs" or "that which inflicts hardship or misery."
Not sure if lest is appropriate. I know you can use it when saying "HE wants." Can also use list. "Him lest" or "him list."
”In 2020 we will have flying cars and time machines”
2020: *Bad Romance Medieval Style*
So we *do* have time machines?
And COVID 19* Haha
Fair Trade.
Not mad tho... but this remake of the plague is not fun.
😂😂
milady gaga
This comment is way too underrated- this just made my day
We have a winer
😂💐💮🌲🌼🌸🌿🌴🌺💓🌵🌲💮🌷🍁🌻🌹🍀🌼🌸💓🍀💚
😂😂😂😂😂😂
XD
The fact that this WORKS so well is still jamming my cranium. Amazing work.
Romeo and Juliet official soundtrack:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
2020 version
Exactly
Both Romeo and Juliet are stuck in quarantine.
Live action version
"If this is sin then I shall never repent" is SUCH a kickass line holy SHIT
Its metal asf
Language
I feel like this is a good response to religious homophobes.
Ikr.
Well, this puts the whole *Lady* Gaga thing into perspective.
🤯🤯
LMFAO
I don't understand this comment lol
@@youmademyday4870 Lady Gaga, lady as a title of nobility
@@codow1614 ooohh now i get it, thanks for expalining♥
1:37 bro this is literally perfect
I feel the song 'Somebody That I Used To Know' would fit so well in that Bardcore new genre !!!
Yes!
I would fricken pay for an album full of this style!
yes OH MY GOD YES
Omg yes! Please
Interesting✨
ua-cam.com/video/YHE5m16yqRY/v-deo.html
"...the touch of thy hand"
The Church: I hope you only mean the touch of God's hand.
Swear to god these comments are going to be the death of me if the plague doesn’t get to me first 😂😂😂
Aye, lest the sin of thine worldly depravities blight thee
wizardoftrees, if thee could like thou comment thrice, thee would.
😈
Hahha
The lady in the embroidery looks like she’s taking a medieval selfie
great! now i can't unsee 😂
But first, alloweth me taketh a selfie
@@Adelei42069 doth mine derriere appearest large to thee?
@@cammrose does thou hath a pipe in this moment?
Lol yeah. You're also looking medieval chique in that top and with the choker, taking a selfie of your own.
OUR MUSIC TEACHER LITERALLY INCLUDED THIS IN A TEST OMG
I know this is late, but what class was this?
I feel nostalgic, remember listening to this song while staying home to avoid getting black plague, hoping not to get bitten by a rat
Haha same
You get the plague from flea bites, rats just carry the fleas
@@sarraq8850 they didn't Know that at the time though
@@sarraq8850 great pfp by the way.
@@sarraq8850 please don't carry misinformation, the black death was carried by fleas onto animals, most importantly rats as the sanitary situation was less than fine,
The animals when infected could infect others by penetrating and having a direct contact with visible entryways, such as biting or having an infected area touch a wound, such like other viruses to this day including the one that is happening.
“I want thy disease”
*2020 has entered the chat*
Bruh lmao dead 💀
Bro. Your not wrong LOL💀😂🤣
"I want thy disease"
*Year 1347 of our Lord hath come unto the chatter*
😂☠️
isded
Historic fact: this song was written by the great Joan of Arc during her imprisonment by the English. As Joan was illiterate, the beautiful melody and the original French lyrics was actually transcript by the prison guards as they were haunted by the beautiful melody of the song. After her execution, the song found its way back to France, it became one of the most popular folk songs in Norman.
After the horrible plague, the song was largely forgotten, until Shakespeare found the original sheets of musics during one time travelling in France. He decided rewrote the lyrics in English, and premiered it during the play of his now famous comedy “A midsummer Night’s dream”. The song resurged in its popularity, and the French court rediscovered this long lost piece of art.
According to the diaries of the servants of Louis XIV, the sun king himself had to listen a certain set of playlist during his dinner time, and this song was amongst the most often played. After the French Revolution, before the execution of Marie Antoinette, the Queen pled to listen to the song one more time before getting on the guillotine.
The song slowly faded after the revolution, but was still a common tune during the industrial revolution in London. Even Queen Victoria, were found to have quoted the lyrics of the song in her many many love letters to Prince Albert. However, after entering the 20th century, the song was slowly forgotten by the public since with the popularity of radio, new music were spreading quickly while old traditional ones are mostly forgotten.
However, in an unexpected turn of events, Stefani Germanotta, professional known as Lady Gaga, rediscovered this song during her studies in the NYU, in the old archives of the library, and proceed to cover the song in her album the fame monster. The song quickly regained its prevalence again and was at one time the most viewed video on a digital platform named UA-cam. In the following decades, people largely forgot the story of the origin of the song, until a medieval version of the song resurfaced on the internet.
And this my man, deserves all the likes, simply for the effort
@@jju22g I know right? All this research takes a lot of effort.
Is this actually true or you bullshittin?
Ryan Martinez I think they’re just joking. I’m pretty sure they are anyways. It was entertaining to read regardless.
@@Cheetahgirl_StudiosThis is no bullshit, I learnt all this in history class. I was just surprised someone took their time to write it in here
Your voice is ridiculously beautiful.
this is definitely the most unexpected version of this song ever but I needed to hear this
You only had 800 years to prepare.
Not story of undertale? Alright
Best. Comment. Ever.
Why is nobody acknowledging the woman who is singing.She has a angelic voice.
I was currently dying my dear .
Thy vocals killed me .
She's a gaga lady
255,000 upvotes. I'd say it's been acknowledged.
We acknowledged it by listening to the song dumbass
The women has a beautiful voice. I like it. It makes me feel good when I listen to it.
“I want thy disease”
Mice: okay
Edit: i was gon to say rats, lmao
@TooLateToTheStory spread by fleas, brought by rodents
Brought by fleas on hamsters, not mice
I thought it's the rats on the ships that carried the disease to Europe.
rats 🐀 not cute mice 🐭
Yersinia pestis is waving
Tis one of Dame Von Blingin's finest compositions. I so enjoy when she creates new pieces to tickle my fancy.
"If this is sin then I shall never repent"
*The Church wants to know your location*
🤣
You have 69 likes
Nice
"No-one expects the Spanish inquisition."
Hahahahahahaha
😂😂😂
When your hommie romeo is in a toxic relationship
*thy homie
😂
*thine homie
Homeo, thou might say?
I think I have finally found my people I mean this treasure was recommended specifically to us lol 😂😭
Imagine having a youtube channel for 14 years just to start a new genre of music
Ah, pegans! Close the gates of paris! And with our knowladge of the great vikings series on netflix we now know all their tactics to defeat them!
well at least this channel is now getting recognized
@@Drauzet i mean... she did only start posting recently
New genre..?
@@cirillafionaelenriannon7060 really weird
I am in love with the line, “If this is sin then I shall never repent”👌
"What kind of music do you like?"
Me: its complicated ...
lol yep that would be kinda hard to explain
I am crying laughing at this comment
Medieval covers of popular songs. There you go, it's not like we're talking about kinks.
MOOD.
Just say vintage
When he's betrothed but you can tell he's trying to catch a glimpse of your stocking
“What Beeth thy doing, step-sibling?”
@@fugit1vegaming397 Step-broth'r! Mine own fing'rs art did stick in the washing board.
“What shall occur if our elders find us engaging in such dirty activities?”
anyone else remember dancing to this at the 1409 harvest dance? good times 😂
Autumn M ‘twas splendid!
big mood
Šhïvâ indeed!
'Tis was a splendid night!
Ahh yes, that was the year that Sir Thaddeus, Duke of Elderberry was in charge of the royal feast. ‘Twas the best mutton and potatoes I’d ever feasted upon. The following year wasn’t the same, since they had Sir Bartholomew, Earl of Barleywheat in charge of the feast instead. He burnt the swine 😞
Maiden Gaga is most definitely my most favorites bard ever
And they say "they don't make music like they used to anymore"
@LAUNDRY DETERGENT that's a nice way of seeing it 😊
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@LAUNDRY DETERGENT sounds like the best timeline
I remember when this dropped. I was up in my room in my father’s castle. The year of our Lord 1309. Oh what pleasant times they were!
Who's listening to this in 1420?
If you weren’t a peasant.
Ew bourgeoisie
Ah, I remember listening to this in 1498 when I was 8 yo
Lmaoooo
Ah remember when _Lady Gageth_ would perform this at the Globe theatre
I cackled way too hard
SHUT UP SHSHDHD IM CRYING AJDHDIKAJS
LADY GAGETH I-
@@Aw-xl8un thou cackleth at Lady Gageth?
Lady gageth I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
Whoever sung this must be Lady Gaga's ancestor.
Henceforth, this new genre shall be known throughout the land as BARDCORE
Make it happen 😂😂
I will refer to it as such from now on and carry forth your torch 😂😂
You deserve 2k!!
PERFECT!
It's been called that for a while now, tbh lol
Mine lady: What be this?
Mine self, a scholar of the forlorn: Thou wouldnsn't comprehend
Thy jester.
🤣🤣🤣
Thou wouldest not understand.
(Compare to Standard Modern German: Du würdest es nicht verstehen.)
(comprehend is a Latin word, understand is a Germanic word)
@@wingedhussar1117 I figured the "wouldnsn't" gave away that this wasn't a serious attempt at old English but I really appreciate people educating people on the subject, thank you for your time and expertise!
@@MisteurBear I don't have expertise in Early Modern English. I am just a German native speaker with a master degree in linguistics who accidentally had to read a few Shakespear poems in 12th grad. However, due to the similarities between earlier stages of English and standard modern German it is quite easy for me to spot obvious mistakes.
In fact, I think that every English native speaker who translates an English text to Middle English or Old English, should give his translation to a native German linguist, because we simply see immediately when the verb is not at the right position, when someone confused "thou" with "thee" and so on... Because you English speakers may have studied Old English/ Middle English really well, but all the things that you gave up (conjugations, declensions, noun cases, genders) are still present in German.
*when you start learning shakespeare in school*
* thou starteth
😂💀
Lmaoooo
This genuinely made me scream laugh and thank you for that 🤣
Yasss
i think im gonna cry this sounds so beautiful
I can imagine "Dancing Queen" and "My Heart Will Go On" in von Blingin' style soon!!!
God tier
Godly... petition
Holding Out For A Hero alla Saltarello?
I know there is a cover out there already, but we need it with proper instruments, like lute, hammered dulcimer, shawm, tambourine, etc.
Or instead of hammered dulcimer, an Ukrainian bandura (lute-dulcimer combo)?
I don’t understand why UA-cam started recommending me this genre but I love it
The algorithm probably took into account the Plague of Corona and was like, "there's a soundtrack for this."
Same lmao but I really don't regret for clicking
Did you listen to the medival version of Astronomia? Cause thats what did it for me and i regret nothing
Same dude 😂
GarudaLead it’s so good!
Milady gaga
⭐
bruh
*C mamó* jajaja 😂
dead
Underrated comment of the year 👌🏻
This proves even more how good this song is
Only 1400s kids remember.
I don’t think Bad Romance was existed in the 1400s but ok.
@@newby8866 Please do not ruin my joke, is it too much to ask?
It’s called logical sense I wasn’t trying to your joke I’m sorry.
Ketmu Kermit lmaoo r/whoosh
@@newby8866 r/whoosh
Lady gaga: nothing is better than bad romance, nothing
Medievel cover: holdeth mine ale
Hahaha
AAAAAAHHHHCK! 😂😂😂
Thou win commonweb
@Yasmeen Cabrer Don't frick the ale I love ale :(
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I want thy Nero, thy bedlam lament/
If this is sin, then I shall never repent”
By God and King and Country, the minstrel’s iron tongue sparks flame. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Prithee temper thy speech, Secundus; verily thou didst not mean to invoke the name of our Gracious Lord
I take it unto thee that thou dost not mean to use our Lord's name, yes? Pray not I have to call the Pope on thee for thine words
Just put this on my household chalkboard. I'm prepared for the confusion lol
* sad medieval twerking *
OMG HAHAH
LMAO
Hahahaha Omg I love you
You bloody witch
😂😂😂 surprisingly I can actually imagine that
I’m patiently waiting for “Thou hips do not lie”
*thy
Pray, tell what thou dost verily desire
I shall tell thee what I verily desire
Alfred Ding *mine the song is in the first person
YESS
@@dogdriver70 * thou dost
doth/doeth is third person
After a lucky find, experts found hidden music sheets in a Medieval castle. For about a few years of researching and painstaking work, scientists and historians were able to piece and replicate a song found on the stone grounds. Remarkably, experts also found more music sheets and found faded signatures on the top right-hand corner. It was found that the music had been made by an extraordinary female noble by the name of Lady Gagatha II. The wonders of the historic world never fails to amaze me. Hopefully the experts can recreate another one of her songs!
buddyboychum LMAO Lady Gagatha II got me😂
II? So there are other Gagatha's?
GAGATHA I'M-
Then who's the first Gagatha?
The flute, drums, the harmony with the musical instruments is commendable. Beautifully produced and love the music especially, just soothing and calm. ❤❤
Hip Medieval teen: "thee and me"
Grammar Crusader: "thou and I..."
Yours is the book and the book is with yours! Hail to the God of Morphology!
Thank you!! I was trying to be into this but uuuugh thee and me?? Seriously
Actually, grammarians knoweth that the "I" shall only be used in the Nomative case. For example, "I want thy love." "I" is the subject. "want" is the verb. "thy love" is the direct object. All things are as they ought to be.
"I" is proper in that case because it is the Nomative or thing being named/referred as the subject of the sentence/ expression.
But when referring to thou and self (the speaker himself or herself in his or her own sentence) as the direct objects of a sentence, "thee" and "me" are appropriate because those are the Accusative declensions of the nouns "You" and "I." For example, "Cupids stupid arrow pierced me and thee together." Notice that the "thee" (not "you") and "me" (not "I") are the direct objects receiving the action or verb "pierced." The subject is "Cupid's stupid arrow." That is what the sentence is about and what it did to "you"(thee) and "me." So, "you"(thee) and "me" must reflect their function in the sentence, which is as direct objects of "Cupid's stupid arrow" because they have been pierced. The "I" correction is the most common misunderstanding begun by someone who did not pay attention during grammar lessons. Nouns are not always in the same form, because they serve different purposes in speech and thought. Saying I am something is different from saying something was done to me. Notice I did not say something was done to I.
Thou must always declineth thy nouns correctly.
@@En_Gho ha~ NAIVE!!!
@@En_Gho You seem to know what you're talking about. I'm strangely hoping "thee and me" is correct in this song. In "thee and me could write a bad romance" is "a bad romance" the direct object? So your example above doesn't really apply to this lyric because "thee and me" are the subject?