Zoo Race but it's the weirdest religious game ever
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- Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
- Zoo Race is the newest religious game to my ever growing collection
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Edited by @Kippesoep001, @TropicalFreeze2 and Kevin
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Jaiden
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Jannik Jokić
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Jaxsen
JD Money
Jessica Corazza
Jessica Kiefer
Jessica. Mrs Vain.
Jessie Medina
Jill Wind
JMui
Joe Thomas
Johanna Wernecke
Jonny Wheater
Jordan Hogue
Jordin MacDonald
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Josh Strike
joshua mavoa
JuanG
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Julianne Trammell
Justin Kuemerle
Kaedyn Graham
Kara Bond
Kathleen Bruce
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Katie L Wheeler
Katrina Singley
Kaylee Miller
Keith O'Leary
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Kenneth Findley
Kinga Zmuda
KrashBash
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Kurobasaka
Lady Charon
Laurathehulk
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LeadingTie9
Leonard Ratzlaff
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Lewis
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madcap
Maeve
MagicalFlyingFox
MagnificentMaja
Maiken Lian
Marco Hoermann
Mario Rathmacher
Mathias Svedberg
Matt Brennan
Matthew
Mazza
McCasky
Meesh
Mikaela K
Misery
MissPengywin
misterbob
Mitchell Bond
Mitchell Stevenson
Mmkdan
Momina Erdosy
mynameisnotlinda
Nadia Ruotolo
Nate Robles
Necia Navine
NERF0
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Nicolas Schmuck
not my name
Oli Skivington
Oliver Deane
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Pedrothegeneral
Peter O'Flynn
Philipp Wagner
Pia Salter
pip
Povilas Rūgys
Pylades Drunk
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Remo Taudien
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Rikz Dehli
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Ryan Humphreys
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Sarge
Seabass
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Sgt Chubb
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shane mclernon
Shane Murphy
shelley floryd (secludere)
Sheri Gruver
Sir Jimothy of the Pickens
Sorrelfox
Squibidy
Stephanie
Stephanie Lamb
Stephanie Robinson
Sverre Reiten
Sydney Stamford
Taylorwailer
Thatguyspike
The Amazing Ostrich
Thomas Cave
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Timothy L'Orange
Trinemaus
Tímea Farkas
ughitstanja
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Victor
WeekendAtDeadCatLadys
Whitley
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WolfeyQ
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Wren Cheryl
Zai
Zimmy is a nerd
"Birds, missiles and poop. One of these is not like the others."
I think all of them are not like the others
Them's the best kind!
...the _Beast_ kind?
Birds poop.
Missiles fly like birds.
Poop and missiles are… well…
Everything’s related i promise
@@ITriedLolWell both of them fly out of holes
remember that part in the bible when Jesus forced different types of animals compete in a race after everything they knew and loved was washed away by a flood.
GreenKittenG yeah.
I think it was chapter eleven and twelve.
Yes
Ah yes. That was such a good chapter. Lots of visuals.
Levaïr Krivalnoir no it was chapter 13 to 14
So is this what I've been missing at church all these years?
Yes
Well when I used to go to a strict Catholic Church sadly no, but they were constantly 10-15 years behind so maybe now.
Lol
Hoodedini r/whooooosh
Uh huh
“Mom, I want religion!”
“We have religion at home.”
Religion at home:
something about this is really fucking funny
"Find the creature living in you." Sounds like furry propaganda but ok
No no no, furries live inside creatures, not the other way around
Russell Carter I was gonna say something, but I forgot what it was.
@@RustyC216 no furries live in animal costumes
I love your Jim/Ron profile pic
Oh yeah, my friend for the past few months has been trying to convert me. Please help. That’s what I was trying to say
If you write a letter to Jim Pickens would it start with dear leader or dear dear leader?
dearest leader!
Dearest of dear leaders ( but dont imply there are others ) here is only one true jim pickens
I think its dear dear leader
Jackariah N. I just had the biggest deja vu
@@alainapristine3305 oh what with?
My therapist: What are you afraid of? Wild animals? Haunted Houses? Zombies?
Me: Kevin Dabbing in 2019
Who tf is scared of zombies
@@FirstnameLastname-jb4ne Yeah, wild animals and haunted houses are too much for me too.
Firstname Lastname are you from RLF?
I can’t even imagine Kevin’s search history
There is literally a cult built around the idea of having horizontal tango with Jesus and imply that Jesus has a piss kink. How could you not think Jesuslovers.com was not a possibility?
Fogmoz god I really want to click it but I also am really scared to
Aster Nightingale what’s the cult called-
@@asternightingale4020 what’s the name of that cult??
@@firstdyad2678 @Kin Family International. Yes, there are mentions of child abuse in the Wikipedia page.
Edit: there is no piss kink. Idk what I was remembering there.
This game doesn't answer the one question only God can answer...
WHAT IS THE ECHO?
Its me
Mario
Truly a miracle that Kevin dabbed. Only through religion was it possible. I’m now a devout catholic
I've literally heard dumber reasons. 😂
This makes us religous because afterwards we have to read the bible for help
reading bible makes people leave religion, NOT reading it makes you religious
@@ArinJager1 Yeah, Old Testament is slightly questionable.
"No thats my cookie...awh that didn't last long"
Me everytime I eat a cookie
No! No! There's Noah! I want to party with Noah! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-aaaaaaaaah.....
THIS ISLAND'S INCREDIBLE!!!
Lo!.
Noooooo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Knowing Kevin this is not the last time we are going to see that clip of Noah running.....and I can't wait.
Kevin, us followers of Jim are getting quite upset. We will take Jims place forcefully unless he's ok and alive.
If he continues not worrying about him, I am suing Kevin and that *wretched* plant
Death can not hold me for I am the Dear Leader
I'm beginning to suspect Kevin and the Mother Plant conspired against Jim, so Kevin could create more varied content. The monster.
@@AxxLAfriku You are aware that I despise you, right?
The dear leader can't be dead......... He just can't
The part with the limited mobility made me sad :( poor Kevin. I will pray for you that you will once make the greatest dab of all time. It will be so absolutely fabulous that all the sins of everyone watching will be swiped away.
God bless and amen from a catholic sister.
_There's only one god and his name is Jim Pickens! May your soul burn in his basement, blasphemer!_
@@ArinJager1 Yeah, but you get to paint pictures of the Dear Leader for the rest of eternity, so it's not so bad
I don't go to mass, I go to my holy Christian Minecraft Server like a true Catholic boiiiii
instead of going to Jim Pickens' basement?! Blasphemy!
Kevin: "I'm a true catholic irish boi"
Also Kevin (in other vids): "Oh my feckin' God"
God: "Am I a joke to you?"
Jeeeesuuus chriiiiist
Need to have a dope animal party? I Noah guy.
Andrew White you Sir deserve a Grammy
Andrew White I recomend super noahs ark 3D it a ewligious game on steam and could be funny, there is a hilarious review on it that you could find too where somone calls it the magnum opus of games.
@@danielswales6024 you know what I will check that out, you have a pleasant day.
@@jospehstalin8623 no the movie where a serf finds a potato and has to decide whether to eat it or make it into Voldka is deserving of Grammy. (in the end the state takes potato for glory of the Motherland)
"What was Noah's first adventure?"
Idk prob the whole ark thing lol
“Find the creature living in you; I hope it’s not the bear”
A few months later is playing bear simulator and naughty bear
11:38 looks like a very interesting choice of flags.
Every time I see a different UA-camr cover this game, I get one step closer to thinking this was not made unironically by a team of creationists, but by a team of clever trolls.
A U.S. flag, a Confederate Battle Flag, a German flag, and then what are the far left and far right flags?
Day 1 of me asking for Kevin to play Kim Kardashian:Hollywood
I follow that decision.
Please no
I dont know the game but it has to be FECKIN AWESOME
That game is boring
YES
I'm curious about the developer's selection of flags at 11:38...
Tells you a bit about them i guess
@@johnfreeman9349 The blue one looks like a state flag for the US. Maybe Massachusetts or something like that. Could be where the developers are from. The red and white one is either Poland or Czechoslovakia I think.
@@maliciousintruder3010 What does it tell?
@@NikolasoGames Its a Confederate flag. That kinda speaks for itself.
@Master Yoda Nope, its the German State of Brandenburg
This could be a Skyrim Mod
This could be The Elder Scrolls 6
SuperBeavers confirmed by Todd Howard that all of Tamriel is being flooded in elder scrolls six and you play as the Jesuschosen and control animals to get them to the boat
the 4- I mean 3 horsemen of the Apocalypse
Birds
Missiles
Poop
Nobody:
J.K.Rowling:
“Kevin’s real husband isn’t RT, It’s Jim. We’ve been lied to the whole time.”
Now I won't be able to get that out of my head why do you always have to ruin things Rowling
But we all knew that...
Is it wired I said the "whole time" in Kevin's voice? Dear god Kevin and Jim have infected my mind!!
Nah, theyre all gay for each other-jk rowling
@Jim Pickens Makes sense.
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion prays tonight"
Thank you, thank you!!
Kevin unearths the lost holy book of The Bible 2: Electric Boogaloo
StickMaster500 U WATCH CALLMEKEVIN TOO?! dear god u really are everywhere
@@randominternetuser5123 So you watch Isorrowproductions.... Me too!
"What was Noah's first adventure?" Building an ark than convincing a butt load of animals to get on it.
*See notification*
Zoo Race
*remember Jontron's review of the game*
*immediately tap notification*
Exactly the same as you
Literally same lol
From that and a Spanish youtuber
Same
Ya he was good unlike some people *cough cough*
Very.... Interesting assortment/choice of flags at 11:38
We could make a religion out of thi-
*_No, don't_*
*_...Actually, yeah, do it._*
KEVIN IS A DEADLY LAZER
It already exist, it is called Christianity I think.
@@rafaelalodio5116 I'm Christian but I'm not offended with Christian dank Memes. Kevin's video is amazing! :D Edit: Why do we Christians make some bad games... WHY?!!
@@korbilicious Almost every piece of media attempting to push a certain belief turns out awful.
“LOOK AT HIM, HES OFF HIS NOONAH!”
Carrying on for Mona Beansa, this is day 85 of asking Kevin to bring back baking bad
You want to talk about religion huh? Kevin you can’t do that until our Dear Leader is back to guide us!
And where's Mona Beansa?
mental No one knows, after day 50 a great tragedy struck and Mona Beansa disappeared from our life. I know Mona Beansa is out there somewhere though.
We need RT and Kevin to do a baking bad: battle royale
The only religion I know is the following of the Dear Leader.
These facecam videos are the best thing I could’ve ever asked for
u should play Veggie Tales larry boy and the bad apple on the ps2 . Childhood me thought it was lit.
Hannah Andes i got that game and it came packaged with a little larrymobile
OMG the Veggie Tales games were really something else weren't they. I remember playing the Minnesota Cuke game for the PC way back in the day.
I played the Gameboy version
Day 128 of asking Kevin to sing take me home country roads but Kevin keeps giving us meme material
Yes.
Even better idea: Kevin sings "Country Roads" for one of RT's City Skylines streams
Kevin is father material
@@aaliyah6451
He my daddy
ua-cam.com/video/hqURBTpvh0A/v-deo.html hey friend here's that song but turned into cute cancer, plz watch and review lmaoo
Man, putting John 3:16 everywhere in this game must have educated so many children.
they get the quote wrong too. Because stone cold steve austin said so.
No wait, it's "I just kicked your ass"
It goes " 3 16 says i just kicked your ass"
You said the R-Word on UA-cam?
*DEMON* ETIZED
Ratatouille
Ruh Roh
@@idontlikelasagne7211 Ratatoing
Just Some Guy without a Mustache rore ragnorak
RTgame?
History teacher: "What is the third most common cause of war?"
Me: 0:04
third? first you mean
Arin Jäger nah son google it
@@c00lestkidd0z nah son it's still the first cause of war
Arin Jäger dang but where's ur proof
@@c00lestkidd0z where's your proof that it isn't -_-
Thank you for teaching me about religion Kevin😔💗
Religion makes the animals in Animal Crossing or what it´s called go racing on their off time.
“*my nAMe iS pRicciLLa THe pIg*” 😂😂lmao I can’t 👊🤠
omg this made me laugh
I was in this game
EDIT: OMG THERE I AM! 7:59
Are you ok? You seemed a bit... Off in the video
@@dominicwilson309 Na he was just jammin along to the Song.
You got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
12:43 Noah: "did you just say you love ... Moses?"
The only person I worship is the Dear Leader Jim Pickens. Why do you keep shoving this "Jesus" character on me?
Well
I worship Kevin
Jim pickens? More like bore ragnarok HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@pissedoffkirby2909 the only time this makes sense and is actually funny lol
Yes, only worship the Dear Leader
Kevin, I just love your humour. Undoubtably my favourite UA-camr.
Bore Ragnarok
Day of the year: 94
Consecutive Bore Ragnarok counter: 96
Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload)
Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1
Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)
Doug dimadome, owner of the dimsdale dimadone
why
Doug Dimadome, owner of Isreal
No one spells the name right tho
Man, I didn’t see you for a few days and I thought you were gone. Good to see you.
“The bible is hardcore man, there’s soo many more explosions than I remember”
Prepare yourself for the new definitive bible, the Micheal Bayble
Day 85 of asking Kevin to bring back Baking Bad.
Bake breadsticks in tribute to the Dear Leader!
@@justintyler4693 do you not know what Baking Bad is?
@@justintyler4693 hes talking about a video series he did where kevin cooked/baked IRL no in a game lmao
@@justintyler4693 It's not a game- He actually bakes real food. :)
@@justintyler4693 it's not a game, tard.
Justin McCoy you are poop like Logan Paul
Who would win; Demonitization or one Irish Catholic boii?
Thank you for playing this Christian game. Now I know that I don’t have to ban you from my Christian Minecraft server.
You're just never late are you?
11:38 why those flags? We got the US, the Confederate flag, Germany, and the flag of the German state of Brandenburg. I can't make out the first one that's blue, but that just seems like a very strange arrangement. Even if it was flags of where the developers were from, two of those places are not countries, so why?
because god thats why.
And then god said:
R A T S
*Jim Pickens is my lord and saviour, I pray everyday at 8pm that today will be the day we see daddy Pickens once more*
Pickens is love
Pickens is life
No no ugly uck yuo
Ted Vlasis that sin cannot be forgiven
Seriously play the sims until our dear leader is back and he has revenge
Hey Kevin I just wanted to say that you’re so awesome for uploading everyday and always listening to the viewer. We’ve been waiting for a bad religious game. Keep up the good work!!
Trying to quietly get rid of Jim, hmm?
We're watching you
No speed penalty? Man, that bear is lucky! I always get a penalty for doing speed.
Me: Oh hey new video
Kevin: Talks about religion
Me: *Oh no*
You're no true attorney! Only Grognak the destroyer may weild that title! Hershey!
@@oo4758 Don't make me snap you, or turn your pasta into snakes It's not an exact science so it can do either or
“It looks a bit fucky” ffs I love ur wording
11:11
Well Kevin, you finally did it. You finally landed on the moon with your rocket. Congrats! 👏🏻👏🏻
So, back in the early 2000s, there was this Christian pop band called Jump5 and they made a terrible computer game where you could create your own music videos...just found out today that they still sell it on Amazon and boy oh boy do I want to see Kevin play it!
After watching this video I have given up my sinner ways and am a devote Catholic now. Thanks for saving me Kevin!
I cried laughing, my chest hurts. Love the channel man solid work big love from the states🇺🇸
Kevin, you need to play a game called "Broforce".
I second this bro. Call me Brovin should play Broforce.
@@levairkrivalnoir6842 It needs to be done, I'm going to comment on every video from this day forth until it happens. 😂
6:29 cardinal copia would be proud.
Another blessed video from Saint Kevin
Hi, I doubt you'll read this but I just wanted to say that Kevin you are my favorite UA-camr ever! I love all your videos and hope you can continue to make more for as long as possible, keep it going Kevin
Day 4 of telling kevin to FINALLY FECKING TELL US IF JIM IS OKAY
Your physical comedy is amazing. I loved this opening bit and the VR Military Games video's. Please do more as long as it doesn't hurt you!
Day thirty eight of asking Kevin to play tales from the borderlands
Wait..so Kevin isn't taking care of a zoo?
almost choked on my salad at 1:06 10/10
Hey Kevin, when are you going to continue the wolf among us???
I hope so.
I like how the game story is the only one considered fiction 2:32
2:53
Kevin *laughing*: One of these is not like the other!
Me: *has JonTron flashbacks*
I literally laughed so hard at this video like idk why but it was mad hilarious
Hey kevin maybe you should finish your gameplay of resident evil 7
Joeri Van Aalzum for real tho
yessss
It’s been so looong
And the fecking Sims!
YES PLEASE
"I get the feeling this isn't based of real events" Well thats the entire bible for ya.
why does only facebook have hearts, but not youtube? if this comment was on facebook, you'd get a heart
You should play binding of Isaac
That’s religious right?
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Basically
Kevin will love the lore
He needs to play Larry Boy vs the Bad Apple for PS2.
So... did anyone else get a pre-roll ad for abstinence by some Pastor Mike dude? I hope UA-cam doesn't think I'm some kind of zealot because I watched this vid.
Religious games but they make me feel like god doesn’t exist
Zentanium
at most his dead now
Space orgies and dinosaurs
What a masterpiece
Can you play anything Veggie Tales?
11:35 So, the race to Noah's Ark was actually an international competition between animals from Montana, Germany, the USA, the Confederate States, and Brandenburg?
Kevin, I might die if I don't see another Sims 4 episode. I have a weak heart (not really)- don't do this to me man. I mean, what the feck is going to happen with Jim??
Kevin dabbed in the middle of a "praise jesus" I'm dead
Day 21 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.
Please play more of this!!! 😂 😂
This video convinced me to be Catholic.
I don't even know what to do or say. You had me at the "Cougar Interactive". Jesus, take the wheel. "READY..."
Petition for Kevin to play Spongebob: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman
1:00 "PC Computer"
Amazing.
My name is not Noah, but it IS Noa, which sounds the same to anyone who doesn't know how to actually pronounce "Noah" correctly (with the chhh sound), so I am going to assume Kevin was talking to me all along and reply back with:
"Dear Kevin, I am definitely up for a party and I too love you the mostest. I can't wait to see you at the party, my love. Yours truly, Noa(h)."
Pretty sure that's how it pronounced in English..🤔
@@aliveslice it is, because the chhh sound is not present in the English language, but the true pronunciation of the name (which is originally Hebrew) is with the chhh. (and by chhh I mean the sound you kinda make when you're gathering spit from your throat, like when you spit and go "chhhhh-tfoo!", if that makes sense lol)
Been here since 200K, and excited to see you hit 2 million friend. You deserve it.
Y'know, I'm getting worried about people going Stan over Jim pickens
That was the sweetest dab I've ever seen. Good job Kevin.
My religion is Jim Pickens, hai!
this is one of my favorite videos ever